#i feel uncomfortable

[mikimakiboo]

Biting, a Dreamtale headcanon

The Dreamtale twins bite. That's it. They were raised in the wild, they would bite, they are feral.

After spending time in the village and traveling the multiverse Dream might have stopped biting tho, or at least he bites rarely (be careful if you piss him off tho, he will quickly go back to his default setting as a feral kid)

But Nightmare ? He never stopped, even after traveling, forming his gang, everything, he didn't stop biting. He will bite you if you piss him off, he will bite you if he feels like it, he will bite you out of spite if you said he wouldn't, he will bite you as a warning, the man bites.

They are feral. They bite.

[theo4eve]

If you are old and a male. DNI

[sailorplank]

So I watched the unaired Gibby pilot and I felt violated.

Spoilers if any of you care

Not even 30 seconds in the show and it’s already unhinged. Like what is happening?

So weasels are Gibby’s thing now, I guess. The audience aww’ed at Gibby making out with his weasel.

Oh no, please don’t let this grown ass man befriend these children.

Let’s take a look at these new characters shall we.

We have Andre’s grandmother in child form

Sam Puckett 2.0

Henry Danger foreshadowing? (I don’t know, I don’t watch Henry Danger)

And token character #4

Umm, can that child NOT massage that grown ass man?

(I’m out of images to use. Hang on for part 2.)

[muslimpsychologist]

Every time I come back to visit my family it feels weird.

[moonlightcreek]

People who’ve had pointless accusations and call out posts thrown at them and whole dissertations written about them: do you ever feel better or do you feel like you’re still being watched and everything you’re saying is being heavily scrutinized and screenshotted for their google doc part 2 electric boogaloo

Do you also get to watch people interact with this particular person who stalked your socials and priv account for this document bc you said to this certain person that their behavior was essentially deplorable and probably do actually know what they did or are people actually kind in their words.

[angeltism]

why am i just feeling . Bad .

[whitestgray]

Relationships part 17: Dream and Lust.

Lust scares Dream. Since she can feel her aura and emotions, she feels the sheer amount of, well, lust she has. Lust experiences a lot of, rather lascivious emotions. And she feels a lot around Dream. Dream goes to visit her because even if the air around her is rather sensual, that’s a lot of positive emotions.

Lust feels, uh, freaky towards Dream. Yeah. I’m… not gonna elaborate.

DISCLAIMER: In the Traitor Ink AU, Lust is not in the regular sense where she only does that stuff because of her AU. No, she’s fully into it, as is most of her AU. So when I say everyone in this universe is asexual with some exceptions, Lust is a huge exception.

[depoteka]

oh my god what happened to the dashboard, why are all the options and tabs on the left side of the screen

[strokingbooks]

I don't want to see those mushroom spores coming put of their mouths, okay? The concept is great but I am scarred for life.

[pampinto]

first thing that happend to me today was my dad calling to say that I am a bloke with long hair

[aceteling]

visiting friend: ✅✅✅

joking with friend: ✅✅✅

friend making sexual jokes and assuming you get it, and you nodding along bc you're not out: ❎❎❎

not being out to friend and therefore having them assume you're interested in sex: ❌❌❌

[solacesupreme]

maybe i'm the wrong person to own one of these now that i have it.

[tinypocketcats]

Someone get these fuckin engineers in control

[ppulverse]

the camera work on the npop stage is making me dizzy

[fraternum-momentum]

make sure to train ur vampire pet thing well !

[tofuingho]

I'm covering lessons at a classroom and the clock is really weird.

At the beginning of class, it was two minutes slow. 40 minutes in and it's correct. 5 minutes to the end of class and it's a minute fast.