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Pinterest has blessed me this morning

@lilytimbers I see you there babe 💚💜

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Shout out Orihime's brother for dying to bring depth to a female character. Not many men would

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He's never happy

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The desire to write a fic on how Bruce's "death" forced so much change into Dick's life, and how he made decisions based on what was best for Gotham or his family, but not necessarily what was best for him. And after he made room for all this change, things changed again. He wasn't Batman anymore. He moved to Chicago. He lost the circus. He lost Damian. He lost his secret identity. He lost Nightwing. He lost his friends and family. He lost, and he lost, and he lost. He persevered like he always does, but I know he must carry all that shit real deep in his chest.

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He's tired

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Link to Video. (Please help Panda make money.)

Video description and transcript under the cut.

Description: TikTok video by The Panda Redd. Re-enactment of final scene of Under the Hood. All roles played by Panda (a tall, well-built young white man with a mohawk, wearing a grey hoodie). Setting is a dark basement lit only by a hanging light bulb.

Transcript.

Jason: (holding gun on Bruce) "Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me."

Batman: (glares silently)

Jason: "But why? Why on God's Earth—" (hits Joker across the face)

Joker (tied to a chair): *cackles*

Jason: "—is HE still alive??"

Joker: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Batman:

Batman: "I'm sorry, d'you want me to be serious here or—?"

Jason: (in disbelief) "YES, Bruce! I want you to be serious right now! If he had done what he did to me to you, I would've done nothing but search the earth for this pile of death-worshipping garbage!"

Joker: "I love you too, Sugar Plum."

Batman: (holds hands up) "Okay, yeah, I get that, totally, I get that. Um. Have you tried?"

Jason: "Excuse you?"

Batman: "Have you tried to kill him yet?"

Jason: (to Joker) "Is he being serious?"

Joker: (also confused) "I'm gonna be honest with you, Junior. I don't know."

Jason: "Got it. Great." (turns back to Batman) "What the fuck does THAT mean?"

Batman: "Okay, so no, you haven't. Cool. Do it."

Jason:

Jason: (lowers gun) "What."

Batman: "Do it, cap his ass. Shoot him."

Joker: (finally rattled) "I'm gonna go with Junior here, and say...what??"

Jason: "You want me to shoot him?"

Batman: "I want someone to shoot him! Give me the gun, I'll do it!"

Jason: (mutters, brain blue screening) "What is going on right now? This should a lot harder than it is."

Batman: "C'mon, son! You decapitated like eleven people three days ago! Fuckin' do it!"

Joker: (turns to Jason quizzically) "This has gotta be some sort of test, ri—"

(BANG! Jason fires. Joker lands on the floor lifeless, eyes still open.)

Jason: "There, you happy? Jesus. Was that so hard? All of this time and it was THAT easy!"

Jason: "What the fuck is that supposed to—" (looks down at floor where the Joker was lying)

Batman: "I don't know what you're talking about 'easy'. There's nothing there." (nods at floor)

Floor: (is devoid of Joker)

Jason: (stares)

Floor: (continues to be sans anything but carpet)

Jason: "What the fuck?"

Batman: "Yeah."

Jason: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Batman: "Take as long as you need with this."

Jason: (looking around frantically) "I just shot him! He hit the floor! What the f—" (turns back to the floor)

Floor: (is just vibin')

Jason: "Where the fuck did he go??"

Batman: "See that shit? That shit right there happens every fucking time!"

Jason: "There's not even a blood stain! It's just gone!"

Batman: "Yeah, like two days after you died, I chased him into a helicopter where he got shot like six times. The helicopter exploded and crashed into the ocean. And his body was gone before Superman could find it."

Jason: "Oh my God. I don't understand how this is even fucking possible!"

Batman: "He's like a cryptid! I don't fucking get it!"

Joker: (disembodied laughter) "AHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!"

Jason: (freaked out, turning in circles trying to find him) "Oh my God!"

Batman: "THAT OMINOUS SHIT HAPPENS TOO! I DON'T KNOW, DUDE!"

Jason: "Dude. Fuck whatever's going on here, that's some fucking bullshit."

Batman: "Thank you! Finally someone gets it!"

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Detective Comics (1937) #560

Batman: Prelude to the Wedding: Robin vs. Ra’s Al Ghul (2018)

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stephcass

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Based off the Addams Family TV show where Gomez drops everything when Morticia speaks French to kiss up her arm.

Google told me Alkamal means perfect. Don’t know if it right tho lol

Commission Info / Kofi

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I’m so glad that DC and Marvel both have “gay sex probably happened” comic book covers.

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Bruce showing Jason around after he first brings him home

Bruce: ...and don't worry all the chandeliers are reinforced so they won't break while you swing on them

Jason: Why would I do that?

Bruce: ...you don't want to swing on the chandeliers and parkour around the furniture?

Jason: No???

Bruce, tearing up: thank you

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what is he dreaming about

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"No, because Robin-Man sounds stupid." BABY DICK GRAYSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

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ppl still thinking jon is damians first and only friend let's go down the list of friends he made before jon (not counting pets or batfam members)

Ravi:

Damians first revealed canonical friend

used to be an art teacher at the league, currently a good ally that helps and guides damian due to becoming blind.

basically his own alfred before he met alfred

Colin wilkes/Abuse (hero name)!

Damians first gotham friend (again, not counting batfam members)

Him and damian were forced to join a child fighting ring and kicked everybodys ass

gave him a motorcycle that was named "the cycle of abuse"

went on a little adventure looking for his mother during lil gotham but failed and damian settled for just giving him flowers.

Rose wilson!

commonly thought to only be friends with during the lazarus tournament but they actually met during her teen titans era when Damian was 10

only person in the teen titans that damian really hit it off with, they both enjoyed each others presence.

Mia "Maps" Mizoguchi/Robin (kinda)

Big Batman fan that dresses up like Robin and really wants the title

went on a tiny adventure that got Damian expelled from the academy he was attending

he set her up on a scavenger hunt once randomly since she's a big batman fan

saved her from two-face and taught her how to use a weapon

Maya ducard/Nobody!

The reason Damian met Jon in the first place

adopted damian as her brother when he was lonely and distancing herself from others

I'd tell yall all her adventures with damian but there's a lottttt I'd rather y'all go read robin: son of batman (#1-#13) to see his adventures with her

Suren Darga!

young magician that befriended damian

got used as a weapon by his parents so him n damian kinda bonded over that

him, damian, maya and goliath saved the world

revived damian after dying (the second time)

shows up at the end of robin son of batman

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Some birthday drawings I made for Damian a while back. I wanted to make more but I lost steam and so did my hand at the time. Who knows…might come back to this later.