#i feel this ask has gotten away from me lmao sorry ama about provinces
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'Scuse me, Bert, did you name yourself after the Canadian province?
this is the worst slander I've ever had to deal with on this webbed site
#alternate really funny answer i did not post because i know tone doesn't carry over the internet:#'i named myself after my DEAD GRANDMA you bitch'#and listen i know a lot of people from alberta#and relatively few who still live in alberta#sorry i have never been to alberta I'm sure its lovely but like the politics are point one#what a protofascist clownshow#sorry you unlocked stoned bert tag rants about canadian politics from the bathtub mode happy fake thanksgiving#am i also at least slightly biased because one of my ex albertan besties once overheard in a timmies:#re: newfoundlanders working in the rigs 'newfies? they're the fuckin mexicans of canada!'#sir what#i feel this ask has gotten away from me lmao sorry ama about provinces
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