#i feel so oolllllllllld

[hotasfahrenheit]

when i look at the for you tab, my dash keeps being like "oh hey 😊 we saw you're a kpop fan 😍 here's a post you might like!!! 🌟 this person wants new friends!!! 💖💖 that could be you 😘😘" and almost every time i'm like "oh okay let's see what they say-" and it's someone being like "OH HEY HI I'M A KPOP FAN LOOKING FOR MOOTS AND I'VE BEEN INTO KPOP FOR EIGHT YEARS AND I LIKE XYZ GROUPS-" and i'm like "oh okay cool yeah i like all those groups sure-" and then they're like "AND I'M 16 YEARS OLD!!!!!" and i feel the dry dust in my bones as my joints audibly creak as i fall out of my chair, slain by the fact i could easily be that person's mother and i do not follow them and move on with my day