#i feel pretty FUCKIN sure this will have legal ramifications soon somehow

[kneebie]

Listen. Listen. I am normal about sandwiches. You can trust me about sandwiches because I am very normal about them.

That being said, I have no idea why the first like THREE fuckin links on google if you type "Is a hotdog a sandwich" say, "yes, a hotdog is a sandwich because it's meat between two pieces of bread."

Brother, you are fucking up your method of holding that dog for the specific purpose of being right in this argument. Your dog is falling through what was once one bun, but is now two. Your meat is on the floor, sir, and you are a fool, besides. And you could've been right! By the FDA definition, "A sandwich is a meat or poultry filling between two slices of bread, a bun, or a biscuit," which, a hotdog is, being between an open faced bun.

All this being said, the American Food and Drug Association does declare hotdogs aren't a sandwich, but I think that's more because of American exceptionalism than anything. There's like four articles of "hotdogs are their own thing :) they can't be put into any one category :)".

I do want it known that I mostly went on this rant because I immediately clicked No and then thought about it for another second, did a lot of google searches, and then just generally got irritated. "It's not a sandwich, it's a thing unto itself!" Fuck off, that's not how clades work.

Sorry. I might not be normal about sandwiches.