#i feel like i said this last year so apologies BAHAHAHA

[tetzoro]

i wanna get those little antlers for my car but instead of rudolf i want it to be chopper

[sparkbeast20]

Brutally Honest pt.3

Obey Me! Fanfic

"It's hard to forgive others, especially yourself"

Warning: Spoilers from Lesson 1-39, mention of death, violence, attempted Murder, swearing, a little fluff and so much angst.

“Be Nice”

Dining Room (earlier that morning)

Leviathan: I don’t care, spit it out-

Belphegor: Here we go again

Asmodeus: Levi, you never learn.

Leviathan: Asmo, if you’re not going to help me, then stay out of this.

Mammon: is yer fault, that yer for bein’ late for breakfast again.

Leviathan: Shut up, Mammon-

MC: here you can have my breakfast.

Leviathan: huh?... are you sure?

MC: I didn’t feel hungry Levi, you can have it.

Leviathan: T-thank you, MC.

Mammon: MC?

MC: yes?

Mammon: are you okay, you look kinda pale?

MC: heh.. I’m fine, I just pull an all-nighter that’s all.

Lucifer: ….

Asmodeus: Oh sweetie, Mammon’s right you’re paler than Solomon’s hair.

MC: *let out a small laugh* no am not.

Lucifer: Just to be sure *stood up from his chair and walk over to MC* may I

MC: okay.

Lucifer: *took off his glove and place his hand on their head* ….

Mammon: well.

Lucifer: your staying home for today.

MC: Lucifer, I can’t what about my report-

Satan: I’ll pass it for you.

MC: well I can miss a day of schoo-

Belphegor: You’re not Mammon, Levi or me… you can stay at least for today.

Mammon & Leviathan: Hey!

Lucifer: that settle then, you’re staying home.

MC: But-

Asmodeus: for us *he gave them the puppy eyes*

MC: alright, but I don’t want anyone staying with me.

Lucifer: You don’t have to worry about… we have a counsel meeting with Lord Diavolo after class, all must attend! *Glared at Mammon*

Mammon: Why singly me out huh!

Asmodeus: we all why.

Mammon: grr

Lucifer: Beel, escort MC to their room, and the rest of you we’re leave.

As the Beelzebub stand and walk over to MC and held out his hand, Mammon grab MC shoulder to tell them something.

Mammon: hey, if anything happens, call me straight away kay’

MC: *places their hand over his* That is your job after all.

Mammon: ya know it.

MC turn to face Beelzebub and took his hand and help them to stand, both starts walk out the room, as they walk to MC’s room Beelzebub start talking.

Beelzebub: I’m sorry, it’s my fault you didn’t get any sleep last night.

MC: Beel, we both needed to memorize those stupid ingredients for potion class.

Beelzebub: yeah, but-

MC: no buts, okay.

Beelzebub: okay.

MC: good now, get going you’re going to be late. *Pushes Beelzebub toward the direction of the front door*

Beelzebub: he he… okay,… a.. if you need anything just call kay.

MC: don’t worry, it’s just one day of me being alone, what could happen in a day.

Later that Evening!

Mammon: AHHHH!...… WHAT HAPPEN TO MY ROOM!

As Mammon scream, Lucifer, Belphegor, and Beelzebub are waiting for him Infront of the common room.

Lucifer: *sigh and pinches the bridge of his nose*

Belphegor: should somebody check on him?

Lucifer: no need, I told the four of you go change out of your uniforms so, we can properly talk to are Guest.

Belphegor: I still said it better we change into are demon form for this.

Lucifer: We need to create a calm environment so; we can gather enough of are current situation right now.

Belphegor: So, what! We’re just going to ignore what he just said to us hours ago!

Lucifer: Belphegor! Your behavior will not be acceptable, I understand your frustration toward that demon-

Belphegor: FRUSTRATION! NO, I HATE HIM AND DON’T WANT TO GIVE HIM MY TIME-

Beelzebub: *grab Belphegor’s shoulder* Belphie.

Belphegor: Beel, don’t stop me! That dirt brought up memories that we would rather to forget, he hurt Satan, me and you! I won’t let him get away that easily.

Belphegor: A disgusting waste of space and-

Beelzebub: and also connected to MC.

Belphegor: eh…….

Beelzebub: you saw them… what ever happen to him, MC gets the same thing.

Lucifer: his right Belphie, until we know the demon’s connection to MC, we can let anything happen to him…. But once his connection to MC has been severed, I let you deal with him.

Belphegor: *he looked at Lucifer and gave him a wicked smile*

Beelzebub: ah... it’s just me or someone is behind us with aura of anger?

All three of them turn around to see Leviathan in his demon form with a dark aura surrounding him.

Leviathan: WERE. IS. THAT. NORMIE. ASSHOLE.

Meanwhile inside the Common room

(New Voice): *groan* ugh… my head…and my leg…and… everything… hurts…. Where am I?

Solomon: House of Lamentation, the Home of the Seven Demon Lords of Devildom, but you already know that, correct.

The demon looked around the room until he spots Solomon and Luke seating across him.

(New Voice): *let out a small chuckle* really! They brought me to their home just like that.

Solomon: Drop the act, I already know you been here before.

(New Voice): Ah! Nothing gets pass you Snowy *gave him smug smile*

Solomon: *breath in deep to calm himself and smile at the demon* how rude of me, I think we got off the wrong foot, may I ask for your name?

(New Voice): *groans* ugh… sometimes I forget how creepy and fake you are.

Luke: hey! His not creepy all the time.

Solomon: *sarcastic tone* thank you Luke

Luke: no problem *visibly happy for himself*

Solomon: any way, your name?

(New Voice): *mumble*

Solomon: come again! We can’t hear you.

(New Voice): Eli, the name’s Eli

Solomon: nice to meet you, Eli

Luke: Solomon, can you stop that now.

Eli: No-no, keep going, show little Luke how no one can completely trust you.

Solomon: what?

Eli: I get it, thousand of years live alone with no human can understand you so, your next best things are demons.

Solomon: ….

Eli: But tell me king Solomon, can you be truly unmasked, long enough to find someone can finally break the damn thing.

Solomon was about to get up, until all three of them hear yelling on the other side of the doors.

Leviathan: Beel let me go!

Beelzebub: Not until you calm down.

Leviathan: I’ll calm down, once I get that son of bitch’s head and feed it to Lotan!

A loud slap can be heard.

Leviathan: Ow!!

Belphegor: I found his “shut up” button.

Leviathan: I’m not a controller!

Belphegor: wait, I think I miss.

Leviathan: Belphie stop! I’ll calm down.

The three set in awarded silent while the four demons yell at each other.

Belphegor: then change back!

Leviathan: fine

Lucifer: Beel, let him go.

Beelzebub: okay.

Lucifer: Now, everyone ready to…... and where do you think you’re going, Mammon!

Mammon: Going to MC

Lucifer: Satan, Asmo and Simeon are taking care of them, I need you here because you have to apologies to are guest.

Mammon: WHAT! WHY?

Leviathan: You punch him right on his head.

Belphegor: one time you get to be a badass, made things worst.

Mammon: SHUT UP!

Beelzebub: Belphie.

Lucifer: all of you Silent!

Once when silent, Luke and Solomon look back at Eli.

Eli: Bahahaha…

Solomon: what’s so funny?

Eli: ha-ha…. Oh, things are going be interesting.

Moments later the doors open slowly to reveal five out of Seven Lords of Devildom, Eli who “looked” terrified to see the five of them, Mammon gleeful smile, Leviathan puff up his chest, and Belphegor looked at him with a deadpan stare.

However, Eli loses his fear face and slowly smiled at the three, in a way the three demons knows in the back of their head, things are going to go horrible for them.

Eli: I wish the other two can be here with us.

Eli: *Lower his voice* But you five can do for now.

End of Part 3

Note: this one is short

[kyn19]

1 through 70, thanks.

Haha tall order, but I got you! All answers under the cut, to spare people’s dashes lmao

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Yes, my mom and I are close friends.

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

I’ve said it to several of my friends today lol including @backwardswriter and @annamholla

03: Do you regret anything?

Pfft of course. I have nightly mental flashcards of my missteps forcibly played in my mind #anxiety

04: Are you insecure?

you betcha

05: What is your relationship status?

untethered

06: How do you want to die?

Ideally frozen, so that nothing oozes or rots

07: What did you last eat?

Does coffee count?

08: Played any sports?

I played soccer for the first half of my life, but both my body and I are extremely unathletic lmao

09: Do you bite your nails?

Unfortunately yes

10: When was your last physical fight?

Any time I spend time with my brother

11: Do you like someone?

I assume this means romantically, so that’s a hard no. #aromantic

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

bahahaha hell yea. I think the longest I’ve gone without sleep is 3 days straight?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Oh definitely, so so sooooo many people. Have you seen that orange Jabba that claims to lead my country? #NotMyPresident

14: Do you miss someone?

Some friends and many dogs.

15: Have any pets?

Yes, I have a fur-daughter that lives with my grandparents :3

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Hungry lol

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Yeah, but honestly I try not to bc I’m really germophobic

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Deathly :(

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Oh hells yeah. Ya girl wanna be a pirate!!!

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

That person’s apartment

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Berry picking!!!! (weather permitting)

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

Fuck no 

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Yes, I have standard ear piercings and (sadly now closed, but intending to get repierced) both nipples.

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

My best subjects in grade school were English and Art. In college, probably my craft classes (I was a Writing major).

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

No, they’re in the past for a reason.

26: What are you craving right now?

Jamaican jerk chicken

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Lol yeah

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Twice

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Yes, but I feel like the phrasing of this question insinuates that I made them cry because of something mean or wrong that I did, which was not the case.

30: What’s irritating you right now?

Racists ofc

31: Does somebody love you?

Yes I am very loved by my family & friends! (again, no romo)

32: What is your favourite color?

Black, followed closely by pink

33: Do you have trust issues?

lmao def

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

I don’t remember my dream from last night, but the night before had lots of car chases in it

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My grandma. We both angry-cried after 1.5 hrs of trying to educate my grandfather about racial discrimination in America. It was like talking to a brick wall of ego and privilege.

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

Yes, but with time I usually take it back.

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

ooooo that’s a good and tough question. I think it’s easier to forgive. That being said, I would not say that I’m a forgiving person. Nor do I think it should be doled out easily, but I know forgiveness is a deeply personal matter. My whole philosophy on it is “even if you forgive, never forget.”

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

lmao not by a long shot. 2020 is wild bro

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

If we’re including VERY first kiss, even like as a little kid, then 4. If we’re talking like post-puberty, then 14.

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

No, I do not like being nude.

51: Favourite food?

Horrible question. I don’t trust anyone who has a definitive answer to this. That being said, whenever people ask me, I just say cake or bread to make conversation easier.

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

No, not really. I think a lot of things do, but definitely not everything or even most things.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Watched Eleanor Neale videos on YouTube (everyone should check her out if you like true crime; I’m obsessed with her, she’s been my nightly ritual for like a month now) #EleanorNeale

54: Is cheating ever okay?

(Again I’m assuming this is meant about romantic relationships) Unpopular opinion: I think revenge cheating is okay. Like, if your partner cheats on you, then I think you’re totally justified to cheat on them back. Outside of that, absolutely not.

55: Are you mean?

Ha honestly yeah. Like 50% of the time I am sweet as pie [insert gif of John Mulaney quote “You could spill hot soup on me and I’d probably apologize to you”], but the other 50% is just utterly Bitch

56: How many people have you fist fought?

I’ve slapped a few people and I regularly beat up my brother, but I’ve never been in a legit fistfight

57: Do you believe in true love?

lmao no

58: Favourite weather?

Just picture any Autumn day and you got it

59: Do you like the snow?

Yes! Very beautiful and honestly should be the only reason it’s that fuckin cold outside

60: Do you wanna get married?

As many of my friends know, I would marry any of them in a heartbeat for the tax benefits, the wedding, or other legal rule bending. But again, never in a romantic sense bc #aro

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

No I do not like it. “Babe” is great but never “baby” or worse “babygirl” 

62: What makes you happy?

Dog kisses, fresh food, media, my bffs, the pitter-patter of rain, justice, three margaritas into an evening, lots of stuff

63: Would you change your name?

Oh hells yeah. I love my name, but identity changes gets my motor running

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

No lol she hot

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Run screaming for the hills and have a funeral for our friendship

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Totes :)

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

My grandfather. Again, more brick-wall talks.

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Either my mom or my roomfriend @backwardswriter!

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Very yes (not necessarily romantic again; I think souls can be magnetized for all sorts of connections)

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Oh totes. I’m pretty much ready to throw myself on the pyre at any time lmaoo

Thanks for asks, this was fun!!