#i feel like class 78 does very much care for mondo and taka. but they also can’t ignore the fact that they’re both hot messes
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this is how class 78 talks about them btw
#i feel like class 78 does very much care for mondo and taka. but they also can’t ignore the fact that they’re both hot messes#the notion that taka is the best guy ever does not exist to them. they think he’s weird and loud and a bitch. but they love him#and mondo. mondo is also weird and loud and a bitch#danganronpa#mondo owada#kiyotaka ishimaru#ramblepuff
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1. What’s their love languages?
Mondo: Physical Touch— he is a big cuddler, and he's not shy about it. Will always try to get a hug or at least sling an arm over Taka's shoulders when they greet each other.
Kiyotaka: Words of Affirmation— he loves encouraging people to be their best selves, but getting it back always gets him kinda flustered because he's not used to it, at least from someone his age.
13. What’s their opinions on PDA?
As previously mentioned, Mondo is all for it. Kiyotaka is a different case, obviously, being the head of the Public Morals Committee. The shoulder thing and hugs are about as far as he allows. He relaxes a little bit once they're older and out of school, but not by much. They would hold hands a lot more.
27. Who would propose? What would their wedding be like?
I feel like at first they don't feel the need for that sort of thing since they're basically married since the sauna, but eventually, they get to the point where they want to make it official-official. It's while Mondo is doing an in-progress tour of the house he's building for the two of them. He "finds" a nail that needs to be hammered down and asks Taka to get his hammer from the toolbox. Of course, it's empty of everything except an engagement ring. Kiyotaka comes back screaming "YES!!!!" and accidentally bum-rushes Mondo in his excitement. Mondo ends up cutting himself on the exposed nail and has to get stitches and a tetanus shot.
In terms of the wedding, I think Kiyotaka would be very efficient about it. He's a "does the paperwork in the courthouse" guy. They do hold a ceremony, however, though it doesn't have any of the officiating stuff as it was already taken care of. They have to get a big semi-outdoor venue because of all The Crazy Diamonds that want to attend, so they had to save money somewhere. Class 78 is there too, naturally, as well as some other old friends from HPA. They seem like a barn wedding couple to me for some reason (it's the down-and-dirty laborer thing that they have going on, I think). Mondo wants to honeymoon in the U.S. so he can ride his bike down the stupid big highways and eat extremely unhealthy yet delicious food.
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Makoto has rainbow loom
Leon has tech decks
Chihiro has silly bandz
Mondo has his kickass embroidery and Perler beads
Taka has Rubik’s cubes and Perler beads
Hiro has fushigi magic gravity balls (that looks even worse typed out than I thought it would)
Sayaka has lip gloss phones
Aoi has those little things with the water and teeny tiny rings that just float and then there’s the button yk
Sakura has hair chalk and the friendship bracelet kits
Byakuya has a mini etch-a-sketch
Toko has Mad Libs
Hifumi also has Mad Libs, but the fandom versions
Celeste has the little Disney Princess teacup sets that came in a giant teapot
Junko has Lisa Frank bags and stationery
Mukuro has the glow in the dark stars that you stick on the ceiling and worms on strings
HEY I’D DIE FOR YOU?? I LOVE THESE????
yes yes yes !!! Makoto has rainbow loom and I’m not gonna go on another ramble about it but I love that for him I rlly do hdbsbdbdbdb
And!!!!! Yeah yes yeah yeah yeah!!!!!! Oh my god dude tech decks are so cool and fun to fidget with......he’s had so many of them taken away for disrupting class but he always seems to come prepared with like a billion of them hdbdbsbdd nobody knows how he’s able to carry and hide so many hfbfbfb The noise bothers some of his other classmates, so he has to be careful with them, but they rlly are some of his favorite things to toy around with 🥺
Chihiro,,,,,,silly bands,,,,,,,,galaxy brain,,,,,,,sometimes during lunch she just takes off all of the ones she’s wearing and lines them up on the table to look at them bc,,,,,,hdbdbdb pretty shapes and colors,,,,,,,and then forgets to eat unless someone reminds her dhsnsbdbs
Makoto 🤝 Chihiro
their arms being COVERED in bright colored bracelets
Mondo and his embroidery ❤️ we stan a king
And the perler beads,,,,,,,uffbdbdbdbdbd me getting flashbacks to my childhood with all these damn things omg but yeah it’s very calming for him!! it requires a lot of patience, but it’s also repetitive movement and action so he’s kinda just !!! 👀
he and Taka have quiet afternoons where they just both do them (either working together or separately) and it’s so nice n softttt??? Comfortable silence ishimondo,,,,,,,,,m love
And Taka with his Rubik’s cubes oh my LORD he probably knows the secrets to most styles!! he can do them pretty quickly, and usually asks someone else to mess it up for him again, but literally give him like a couple of minutes and complete and total silence and BAM there u go
also highkey he could probably solve it with one hand if u asked him to because that’s just,,,,,literally how much of his spare time he’s spent with these damn things dndnsbdbdw
OH MY GOD THE MAGIC BALLS,,,,,,DUDE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
highkey the only reason he has one is because he ordered it when they were still in business and adamantly REFUSES to admit that he got scammed hdbdhsbdbdbw
he’s not good at it, per se, but he’s built up some sleight of hand skills, definitely hdbsbdbd also it’s probably just fun to roll around and fidget with (plus it’s weighted!!!)
everyone else watches him playing with it like,,,,wow king I am so sorry
he’s also definitely dropped it on the floor of his dorm room bathroom AT LEAST twice, which ended up shattering the tile (and possibly a ball, as well) so he’s just kinda :’)
AND LIP GLOSS PHONES FOR SAYAKA IS AN ABSOLUTE GODSEND HOLY SHIT
literally just,,,,,her vibes are immaculate oh my god ? she’ll put some on and then immediately call her girlfriend over like “babe come here I need to test something” just to kiss them on the lips bc ./////.
she is just,,,,,so cute I’m gonna die??? she also makes the obligatory “sorry, I need to take this,” joke whenever her lips get chapped and she needs to put some on bbfbfbvbf
I do not know what you mean for Aoi’s but I support it wholeheartedly!!
HAIRCHALK FOR SAKURA?????? IM GONNA GO FERAL OH MY GODDDD SHE LOVES IT SHE LOVES IT SHE LOVES IT SHE PROBABLY DOES PRIDE FLAG COLORS A BUNCH OF THE TIME AND OTHER TIMES JUST DOES HER FAVORITES LIKE????
and friendship bracelets oh my GOD 🥺 she’ll do them if she ever needs to de-stress or relax, because the repetitive movements are very soothing!!! and she’s 100% made a bunch for her classmates, ofc oh my goodness
Sakura 🤝 Makoto
Making bracelets as a coping skill and giving a shit ton of said bracelets to their classmates because they like to see them happy
hdbdvsvdvdv byakuya totally does!!
He hides it in his dorm; nobody must EVER know about it okay if they find out he’ll die. But it’s really really fun to fidget with and he finds himself using it after particularly taxing or rough days!!! Plus the visual satisfaction,,,,,shit can’t be beat
TOKO AND HIFUMI MAD LIBS!!!!! oh my god they have solidarity so they give each other words if other people are unavailable/not cooperating hdnsbsbsv
and they both crack up when the other person reads the story, too 🥺 Like Toko will try to pretend that she doesn’t find it funny, but she’s snorting and trying to keep a straight face by the third sentence. They both get such a nice fluttery feeling at making others laugh, too!
Jill has tamagotchis!!! A bunch of them!!!!! And she’s really good at taking care of them; she acts like they’re her children dhsbdvsbs everyone else in class 78 is always like how are they all still alive you’re not even fronting most of the time???
(asmr Toko checks on them and takes care of them sometimes for her but she’d die before letting anyone else find out about that ❤️)
And Celeste with the disney princess tea cups oh my goddddd 🥺🥺🥺 they’re practically some of her most prized possessions and she’s very proud of them
Kyoko has maybe two or three or so furbies that she carries around with her and treats like her literal children wnnssnnsdbdb she’s literally the embodiment of the “do you care if I take the skin off this furby” meme no I won’t take it back it’s true
she does shit like create long furbies and other weird ass stuff like that because sometimes she’s awake at 3 in the morning and gets Ideas™️
Makoto is horrified ❤️
HELL YEAH junko loves the Lisa Frank aesthetic ngl like????? bright ass colors!!!!! holographic visuals!!!! oh my god she definitely carries around the little backpacks even though they’re too small for her bdbsbsbs
like she can’t fit anything useful in there and then gets frustrated because of it shdhnssbsb Mukuro is just kinda “why don’t you get a normal backpack” “bECAUSE IT’S NOT FUN, MUKURO”
And Mukuro with the glow in the dark starsssssssssss waaaaa oh my gosh she loves them so much they’re so calming to look at ??? prettyyyyy and also she has solidarity with Kaito because he has them too hdbsbdbd
they both find out the other has them and it’s just the Spider-Man pointing meme and *vibrates excitedly*
#Kaito and Mukuro friendship???? Valid#ask box#dr headcanon tag#danganronpa#y2k#dr thh#trigger happy havoc#class 78#non despair au (danganronpa)#makoto naegi#Leon kuwata#chihiro fujisaki#mondo owada#kiyotaka ishimaru#Sayaka maizono#sakura oogami#Byakuya togami#celestia ludenberg#kyoko kirigiri#Toko fukawa#genocide Jill#hifumi yamada#junko enoshima#Mukuro ikusaba#dr1#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#the-human-sharpie#genocider shou#genocider syo
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Some of my own Danganronpa non-despair AU headcanons/imagines this time! (THH edition)
I was inspired, so I decided why not write down some headcanons/imagines/character adjustments for my Danganronpa non-despair AU! I’m gonna be doing this as a series, starting with the THH characters, then the SDR2 characters, then the V3 characters (although I will mention characters from other games in my headcanons). Enjoy!
Makoto Naegi | 苗木誠
He’d definitely lend a listening ear to whoever wanted to vent to him.
When he first comes to Hope’s Peak, he’s such a fanboy over everyone
He has an inferiority complex and self worth issues because he’s surrounded by insanely talented students, but Sayaka and Kyoko quickly help him get over that
He’s pretty good at keyboard, and plays alongside Sayaka a lot
He actually got noticed by Kaede, who offered to teach him, which obviously he was ecstatic about
He’s the only one in Class 78th, and possibly all of Hope’s Peak, who is neurotypical
Sayaka Maizono | 舞園さやか
Her and Makoto are basically best friends
She’s still a total cinnamon roll, but she loves to play little pranks on the rest of Class 78th and have a good laugh over it
She, Ibuki, Leon and Kaede tried to form a music group together but they fell apart really quickly due to their different styles
She has a huge crush on Makoto, but she’s afraid to admit it
Leon Kuwata | 桑田怜恩
He’s almost always the only one in class, just so he can avoid playing baseball
Ibuki taught him guitar and he’s been playing nonstop ever since
He *tries* to get along with Sayaka, but prefers hanging out with Ibuki since they almost always end up playing together
Everyone in Class 78 calls him the Ultimate Guitarist because... reasons
Toko Fukawa | 腐川冬子
She doesn’t have the weird thing for Byakuya in this au
She doesn’t slut shame the girls either
She’s still really shy tho
She initially dislikes Hifumi for writing fanfic, but they eventually bond over their mutual love for writing
She’s also close with Tsumugi, and the two of them collaborated to write a book that was loosely based on Tsumugi’s favorite anime
Genocider Syo is friends with Sonia, but she’s a bit put off by Sonia’s obsession with her and other serial killers
Kiyotaka Ishimaru | 石丸清多夏
Initially, the rest of the class shys away from him because he has a stick up his ass about the rules, but Mondo and Chihiro quickly befriend him
After a while, he loosens up a bit, but he never stops being the Ultimate Moral Compass
He tries to bond with the class by telling jokes, but he’s always super awkward with it and is usually unsuccessful
He’s SUPER gullible — he’ll believe anything anyone tells him, and you better believe Class 78 uses that to their advantage
Once, he dyed his hair white on a dare, and ended up liking it and kept it that way
He also tries to do impressions of his classmates (mostly Mondo) but, again, is painfully bad at it
Everyone actually finds these funny tho
Mondo Oowada | 大和田紋土
He, surprisingly, likes to play card games, which everyone was shocked to find out
Except Celeste, who is fascinated by his interest
He’s very protective of his friends, and will do anything for them
Especially Taka and Chihiro, his two best friends
He’s an amazing hairstylist, and secretly loves to play with and style people’s hair
Everyone in all of Hope’s peak knows to go to him for hair care tips and tricks
He also taught Chihiro how to ride a motorcycle the two of them rode around together a lot, until Taka ratted them out
He still hasn’t forgiven Taka for that
Chihiro Fujisaki | 不二咲千尋
In this au, he’s a bit more open about his gender, but still has loads of insecurities
At first, he’s completely in the closet, but after rumors spread online about him being a boy, he decides to live as himself and goes to Mondo for help
Mondo became his first real friend to him because of this, and him (and eventually Sakura too) helped him become strong
Eventually, he became an honorary member of Mondo’s gang and would often hang out with them in his free time
His hidden talent is being a voice actor, but he’s super embarrassed to talk about it since he’s the Ultimate Programmer
His first voice role was in a video game he developed himself, which led some talent scouts to notice him
He eventually voiced in several anime and video games, some of which he also helped develop
He’s almost as passionate about acting as he is about programming, but the only people he feels comfortable talking about it to are Hifumi and Tsumugi, who both become huge fans of his, and Mondo and Taka
When he found out Junko had created Monokuma, he was fascinated and offered to help her with ironing out all his kinks
He, Chiaki, Mukuro and Miu also created the Exisals in this au, for the sole reason of fooling around
Although, Chihiro himself was a bit intimidated by his creation at first, but after Tsumugi and Junko pressured him to try one out for himself, he fell in love
Yasuhiro Hagakure | 葉隠康比呂
He’s less of a dumbass in this AU, although he still has a tendency to get himself in sticky situations
Celeste and Hifumi played a prank on him by getting him to dress up in the Robo Justice suit and go around scaring people, but it backfired after Hiro fell down the stairs and broke his leg
Being the only one in the class who can, he often buys wine for Celeste and Mondo (and whoever asks, but only those two ever do)
He and Mondo use the same hair gel, so sometimes he’d take Mondo’s without knowing, which would lead to some awkward misunderstandings
Interestingly, he once predicted the world would end and they’d all end up dead, but that never ended up happening
That’s where the “30% accurate” thing came from— before that he was almost always right
He constantly makes jokes about being an old man (even though he’s only in his early twenties)
Hifumi Yamada | 山田一二三
He’s no longer solely attracted to anime characters, but he still loves them very much
He’s also nicer in this au
He’s besties with Tsumugi, and they bond over their love of anime and fiction
He’s also a huge fan of Chihiro’s, after he found out Chihiro was on the development team for his favorite game AND voiced two of his favorite anime characters
Low key has a crush on Celeste
Angie constantly makes jokes about how his first name is just “one two three” in Japanese
Whenever he’s watching an anime Chihiro was in, he’ll hound him with questions about what it was like recording, which Chihiro doesn’t mind because he doesn’t get to talk about his voice work a lot
Someday he wants to write and direct his own anime, and Tsumugi and Toko give him a lot of writing tips
He formed a LARP group with Gundham, Tsumugi, Chihiro, Junko, and Kaito
Celestia Ludenberg
She doesn’t treat Hifumi like a servant in this AU, but she’s still mean af and has a superiority complex
She eventually revealed her true identity to the class after she got inspired by Chihiro, but it didn’t change anything with her classmates
Except Hiro, who constantly made jokes about them having the same name, much to Celeste’s annoyance
She occasionally brings Grand Bois Chéri Ludenberg to school with her, but she doesn’t let anyone except Hifumi, Sonia and Gundham pet him
She high-key has a crush on Sonia
She doesn’t actually know how to do her own hair, so she has to get Mondo to do it for her
Sakura Oogami | 大神さくら
She and Tenko become friends SO QUICKLY because of their shared passion for martial arts
She’s still friends with Aoi tho
The three of them hang out together a lot
She and Tenko developed a new form of martial arts combining Neo-Aikido and Sakura’s own style, which they named the Oogami Method
Junko bullied her because of her ripped uniform, but after she explained that nothing would fit her, Junko offered to have one made for her
Kyoko Kirigiri | 霧切響子
She and Shuichi are very close, obviously
She gives Shuichi a lot of pointers on improving his investigative skills, and they work together often to solve cases
She and Makoto still become close, but their friendship is overshadowed by her and Shuichi’s
She notices this after a while, and makes a concerted effort to spend more time with Makoto
She’s less distant in this AU, but she still tries not to show her emotions
Her hair is naturally black in this AU, she dyed it purple after she lost a bet (with Celeste)
Aoi Asahina | 朝日奈葵
In this AU, she doesn’t just love donuts, but she loves all sweets
She was a fan of Junko’s before coming to Hope’s Peak, and the two of them became friends quickly
She and Akane are also close, and everyone jokes that they’re sisters, though in reality they aren’t
She once got recruited by Kaito to be in a play his class was putting on, but she’s such a terrible actor that they gave her part to Junko
She once walked in on Junko and Mukuro testing out Monokuma for the first time, and they were super freaked out, but Aoi was fascinated and wanted to try controlling him
Mukuro was against it, but Junko was cool with it, so she got to in the end
Byakuya Togami | 十神白夜
He and Makoto are both obsessed with true crime, and the two of them actually become friends because of that
They both love digging into Hope’s Peak’s files and his family’s files to find mysteries they could try and solve
Sonia joins them a lot too
He unofficially became the class’s French teacher after they found out he was fluent
He’s nicer in this au, and he’s kind of the dad of the class
When the Imposter was impersonating him, the two of them got into a little mini-war over who was the superior Togami (Twogami surprisingly won that war, albeit barely)
Mukuro Ikusaba | 戦刃むくろ
She’s away from Hope’s Peak A LOT, usually doing soldier things
When she is at Hope’s Peak, she spends most of her time either developing new weapons or looking after Junko
She’s usually the one who has to clean up after Junko’s shenanigans, even though she partakes in them herself
She helps Junko with a lot of her projects, but usually she ends up working on her own things while Junko does her thing
Despite this, she loves working with her sister when she gets the chance
Her proudest achievement is the Exisals, even though she collaborated with Chihiro, Chiaki and Miu to create them
Junko Enoshima | 江ノ島盾子
While she’s obviously not Ultimate Despair in this au, she’s still very chaotic and loves causing shenanigans and playing (mostly) harmless pranks
She’s friends with Sayaka and Kokichi because of this (both she and Sayaka are members of D.I.C.E. too)
She still puts on different personas, but she does it as a joke
She’s actually a very good actress, and she loves to act, but just like Chihiro, that gets overshadowed by her Ultimate talent
She loves to build and create things, just like her sister, which is why she created Monokuma
She uses Monokuma for her pranks a lot
Sometimes she goes through severe depressive episodes where she doesn’t have the energy to leave her home, but she usually uses Monokuma as a sort of telepresence unit so she can still talk to her friends
At first, no one knew that Monokuma was her, but Aoi ended up spilling the beans
She also learned animation from Ryota, and wants to make an anime starring her, Kaito, Tsumugi, Chihiro, Mukuro and Hajime
She loves to share her projects with her friends, and often lets other people control Monokuma or model for her
She gets hurt a LOT, and usually Mikan has to care for her
Her proudest achievement is replacing the Exisals’ weapons with water guns (even though Mukuro did most of the work)
They actually decided to leave them like that afterwards, since the Exisals were only ever used by her friends to mess around in
She suffers from PTSD, and part of that is recurring nightmares that the world ended and all her friends were forced to kill each other
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Tropical Vacation pt. 4
Hey hi hello! I meant to post this earlier but my dumbass forgot to. There Is no tickling in this part but this Is the part where they meet!
Something important to note: I have not completed the second game, So this probably won't make sense because I've probably not seen some huge plot twist yet. I apologize. This Is happening In an alternate universe anyway so hopefully that doesn't take away from the story too much!
Characters In this part: All of class 78, Hajime, Fuyuhiko, Mahiru, Hiyoko, Ibuki, Nekomaru, Akane, Chiaki, Sonia, Nagito. (The rest of class 77 Is there but not mentioned by name.)
Word count: 2,247
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Once they all assembled at the gym, Monokuma appeared on the stage.
“Thank you all for coming to my ted talk!” He greeted. “And for the splitting headache I now have thanks to you four over there.” He pointed to Mondo, Hiro, Taka and Sakura. Mondo and Hiro chuckled while Sakura blushed.
“I have gathered you all here for a very special surprise!”
“We know what you said in the announcement, can you just get on with it?” Leon rolled his eyes at the mismatched bear.
“Well, Someone’s pushy today. I guess my feng shui isn’t working as well as I’d hoped.” he sounded dejected. “Which Incidentally, Is the subject of today’s meeting!”
“Don’t tell me, You’re gonna throw more sand around?” Hina asked with a small giggle, nudging Sakura.
Sakura flinched hard from the contact, her nerves still on fire from earlier. “M-Monokuma… we are not interested In your decorating escapades.” she mumbled.
“I guess you’re right… It’s not nearly as interesting as watching you getting ti--”
“Sh-Shut up!” She stammered, blushing.
“What about your decorating, Monokuma?” Kyoko sighed, realizing this meeting may never end If she didn’t step In and get it back on track.
“Puhuhuhuhu…” Monokuma giggled. “See? Someone cares about--”
“Just get on with It.” Kyoko interrupted, quickly losing her patience.
“Fine, You’re all no fun…” The bear moped for a moment before clearing his throat. “I called you all here to tell you that I���ve redecorated again! Once you leave the Gym you should notice a whole new world out there…” He said ominously.
“This Is a waste of my time.” Byakuya huffed. “I’m going back to the library.”
“Oh but before you do that, I must warn you…” Monokuma sounded like he was grinning as he spoke. “There are other students out there, much different than the group you’re all used to.”
“D-Did you ge-get another p-p-pool floaty or some-something?” Toko rolled her eyes.
“Something like that.” He called vaguely after the students who were exiting the room.
But imagine their surprise when they opened the doors only to be met with bright sunlight, the sound of waves crashing, and seagulls cawing.
A/N I'm not sure how Monokuma Houdini'd this, he probably stole Usami's spare magic stick--
“W-What the!?” Byakuya jolted back with a surprised gasp.
“W-What happened to the school?!” Makoto stammered.
“Puhuhu… What do you think? After your lukewarm response before, I took your criticisms into account and redecorated! Pretty realistic huh?”
Hina, Kyoko and Makoto stepped out, looking around. “G-Guys? It’s actually real.” Hina stammered, shocked.
“No shit, How could Monokuma have faked it!?” Mondo retorted, walking out with them.
Hina scanned the area enthusiastically then squealed. “Sakura! Come out here! There’s a beach!” she announced as she bounced back in the doorway.
Sakura followed her best friend out again. “It’s… pretty.”
Leon, Hiro, Celeste, Sayaka, Taka and Chihiro all followed them out, looking around curiously.
Chihiro giggled happily. “It’s so nice here!” they beamed, twirling around once in the gentle breeze.
“Look at the water! It’s so blue!” Sayaka smiled.
Toko took one look at the water and began to back up nervously, she looked to Byakuya trying to gauge his reaction to all of this.
“This Is some kind of trick. I’m not falling for It.” Byakuya huffed irritably.
“I don’t know, It looks pretty real to me.” Hifumi commented as he stepped outside.
Hina looked to Toko and noticed how nervous she seemed. she smiled, reaching her hand out for the writer. “Come on Toko! Come with us. I won’t let anything happen to you!”
Toko blushed, stammering awkwardly. “I-I don’t ne-need your protection, M-Meathead!” She chided.
Most people would be offended by this, Hina knew by now that this was just how Toko was. She stepped back through the doors. “Come on Toko~ don’t you wanna just feel the fresh air for even a few seconds? It feels great out here!”
The writer did in fact, want to feel the fresh air. She looked to Byakuya silently for his opinion again.
“Do what you want, I certainly don’t want you In here.” He said coldly, crossing his arms.
She looked back at Hina and shakily took her hand, stepping outside with her.
“Are you sure you don’t wanna join them?” Monokuma asked the Progeny.
“This Is some kind of Motive, and I’m not dumb enough to fall for it like they are.”
“Yeah no.” Mondo grabbed a hold of Byakuya’s arm, dragging him outside. “You aren’t staying where we can’t keep an eye on ya, We all agreed to stick together.” He muttered.
Toko actually smiled as she stood In the sunlight with Hina. “I-It does fe-feel really g-good out here…” she admitted.
“See? It’s not so scary.” Hina beamed, giving her hand a gentle squeeze.
Sakura smiled at the two, glad they were getting along for the time being and she didn’t have to kick Toko’s ass for saying anything too off handed to the swimmer.
“L-Let go of me!” Byakuya growled, ripping away from the biker, as he turned around to go back inside the doors closed with Monokuma standing in front of them. “Open the doors. I’m going back inside.”
“No you aren’t.” Monokuma announced, All the students turned to him questioningly. “Consider this a school field trip! You’re going to be staying here for the next few days while I make actual changes to the school.”
“Stay where exactly? This Is just an island.” Makoto asked.
“I’m glad you asked, Unlucky one! Across this bridge Is a park, and through magical gate number one Is an island with a hotel. The hotel Is where you’re all set up to stay.” Monokuma explained. “But be caaaareful… There are other students on this island that aren’t as hospitable as you are. They’re cold blooded killers who’ve already had a few trials.”
Makoto felt his blood run cold as he looked to Kyoko for comfort, her face was it’s usual iron mask.
“I’d love to stay here and chat with you all, but your teacher should be here shortly to show you the way.” Monokuma sighed. “Enjoy yourselves! Try not to kill for at least a few hours, I have some surprises to prepare for when you get back!” with that he disappeared. Leaving behind the group of concerned students.
“H-He’s totally joking about the other students… right?” Hiro asked, nervously smiling.
“He has to be, There’s no way he can watch over us and a whole other class at the same time.” Makoto replied.
“I shouldn’t have listened to you!” Toko cried, pulling her hand away from Hina. “I-I should ha-have known y-you were m-m-making the wrong ch-choice!”
“Toko, Easy! It’s gonna be okay!” Hina tried to reassure the walking ball of anxiety. “I told you I wouldn’t let anything happen to you, And I mean It!”
They didn’t have any more time to panic when Usami appeared. “Hello students!” She greeted cheerfully, the group quieted down and looked at the pink and white bunny in total confusion.
“Oh god, There’s more of ‘em?!” Mondo asked.
“M-More of them? You aren’t comparing me to that awful Monokuma, Are you?” Usami sobbed. “I would never do anything as vile as him!”
“Who are you?” Kyoko asked.
“My name Is Usami, I am your soft and squeezable teacher! It’s nice to meet you all!” She beamed. “I am very happy to have you all here!”
“Monokuma said there were other students on the island… Is that true?” Makoto asked.
“Yes, Ah but don’t worry! They aren’t at all as he says!” Usami quickly corrected. “They are wonderful kids! They’ve taken a stand against Monokuma by not participating In his horrible games…”
Makoto let out a small breath of relief. “We’re the same, We haven’t killed anyone either.” He informed the plushie.
Usami giggled happily. “Love, Love! That’s wonderful to hear! Come with me, I’ll take you to the others to get you all acquainted!” She announced as she began to walk towards the bridge.
The students reluctantly followed, not seeing much of a choice. As they made the trek to the other island Usami asked for all of their names, giving them each a compliment on how nice their name was.
It was such a stark contrast to what they were used to with Monokuma, which only made them more suspicious and uneasy about this whole thing.
They arrived at the front of the beach house, and they could hear yelling and laughing, mixed in with some shrieks of surprise coming from whatever was behind the house.
“It sounds like they’re out on the beach!” Usami observed, leading them around to the beach and sure enough, they were. They were having a water gun and balloon fight.
Hajime shrieked as he got pelted by three different people, turning away to protect his face with a laugh. When he opened his eyes he was looking at the other class and Usami.
The students abruptly stopped their shenanigans and looked to the group.
“Everyone, This Is the class Monokuma mentioned before!” Usami announced. “Come introduce yourselves!”
Ibuki was the first to step forward, her eyes wide in shock. “Sayaka??? Is that you??” she gasped.
Sayaka’s eyes also widened as she too stepped forward. “Ibuki? Ibuki Mioda??”
There was a moment of silence as they stared at each other in disbelief, but then they squealed and ran to hug each other. “Ibuki, I’m so happy to see you!”
“Ibuki Is happy to see you too!”
“Ibuki? You know her?” Hajime asked curiously.
“Yes! We were In the same music group before Ibuki left to pursue a solo career.” Ibuki explained, pulling away from the singer.
Leon eyed Nekomaru, shocked. “C-Coach Nekomaru?” He stammered.
Nekomaru blinked, seemingly his face clicked In his head. “LEON KUWATA!” He shouted. “Oh man, It’s been a while! C’mere you!”
Leon smiled nervously as he approached Nekomaru, being pulled into a powerful hug.
Hajime seemed a bit more at ease about the situation as Sonia was the next to step up. “Hello! My name Is Sonia Nevermind! It is wonderful to meet you all!” She greeted cheerfully.
“Whoa,” Akane looked at Sakura with stars in her eyes. “You look super strong!”
“Th-Thank you.” Sakura smiled a bit. “My name Is Sakura Ogami, What Is your name?”
“Oh! Right! I’m Akane Owari, Ultimate Gymnast.” She introduced herself. “Hey, Wanna fight??”
Nekomaru approached them, gently pulling Akane back. “Easy tiger, go introduce yourself to the rest of the class.”
She pouted as she did as he asked.
“Sorry about her, She’s really Into sparring.” Nekomaru laughed. “I’m Nekomaru Nidai! Ultimate team manager! You’re the Ultimate Martial artist, Yeah?”
Sakura was a bit caught off guard. “Yes, How did you…?”
“I’ve watched you fight.” He admitted with a chuckle.
Makoto stared at Nagito. Why did he look so familiar to him?
“Hi, I’m Nagito Komaeda! I’m the Ultimate Lucky student. Nice to meet you!” He introduced himself. Man, he even sounds familiar.
Makoto jumped In surprise. There could be two of the same ultimate?! Though he supposed they DID do this lottery before�� “U-Uh, Hi! I’m Makoto Naegi. Ultimate Lucky Student.” He smiled sheepishly at the surprised look on Nagito’s face.
“Really?? Another Ultimate Lucky student? WOW! So my theory was correct.” Nagito said thoughtfully. “I’m really not an Ultimate after all!”
“W-What?” Makoto stuttered, taken off guard by how cheerful he seemed about this. “N-No uh, I was picked at random for a lottery. You’re probably the real--”
Chiaki grabbed Nagito by the arm and yanked him away to give him a lecture while Hajime and Fuyu took his spot. “Sorry about him, He’s on a kick about being trash.” He explained with a sigh.
“Man, and I thought Makoto had low self esteem…” Hina mumbled, giggling at the side eye she received from him.
“I’m Hajime Hinata, I don’t know what my Ultimate Is.” He offered his hand to shake.
“I’m Makoto Naegi. Nice to meet you!” He beamed, his eyes flickered to Fuyuhiko, who still looked a bit uneasy about this situation.
Hajime looked at the blond and gently nudged him. “Go on, It’s okay.”
Fuyu stepped forward and looked up at Makoto-- It’s not every day that someone has to look up at him so he was slightly amused. “My name Is Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, I’m the Ultimate Yakuza.” He introduced, stepping back. Hajime put his arm around Hiko’s shoulders and pulled him into his side to comfort him, sensing he was uneasy.
Mahiru, who had been scared initially, seemed much more lax now as she and Hiyoko introduced themselves to the group.
Once the rest of the group had been introduced, Usami turned to the students. “I should show you to the hotel so you can settle in your rooms!”
“Ibuki can do It!” Ibuki bounced excitedly.
“I will go too!” Sonia volunteered.
Usami giggled. “Very well! I’ll let you two show them. Their rooms have their names on the doors. I must go prepare something, but I will be back to check In on you!” She reassured, disappearing just as Monokuma does.
“Follllooow Ibuki!”
After getting settled In, the Hope’s peak students found that some of their stuff was already in their rooms, also the rooms were much nicer than their school dorms. It was definitely gonna take some time to get used to being able to see sunlight, but It was certainly going to be a nice change for a while.
Tomorrow they would be getting more acquainted with the students that inhabit the island.
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Danganronpa: Locked and Reloaded (Chapter 3: Boys, Drinks and Betrayal For Cash)
Summary:
Stuck in Hope's Peak Academy in a cruel killing game, class 78 is forced to either kill or stay trapped forever.
Makoto Naegi, the Ultimate Lucky Student becomes friends with an unusual pair... of people?
Who would've thought discovering who murdered someone would get him two boyfriends.
Spoilers for Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc (somewhat)
You can read it on AO3 here
Makoto awoke to Monokuma’s morning announcement annoyed. After the last class trial he was totally beaten mentally.
But I guess I’m faring better than Taka… Makoto thought to himself.
After Mondo’s execution, Kiyotaka had refused to move from his spot. Sakura had to pick him up and move him to his room.
He was just a husk of his former self.
The idea unnerved Makoto. For better or worse, Kiyotaka was the life of the students.
Sure he was loud, a bit bossy, and sometimes annoying. Makoto thought to himself. But he was also a good person at heart and he did things that he thought was for the best.
Makoto frowned at his line of thought. Kiyotaka was going to be fine.
He just had to be.
When Makoto arrived at the cafeteria for the morning meeting, he was surprised that the only other person there was Sakura.
“Ah Makoto,” Sakura said. “You’re the second person to arrive.”
“That’s odd,” Makoto said. “Did something happen…?”
“Not that I know of,” Sakura said. “It seems likely that everyone is still shaken up after…”
“Yeah,” Makoto interrupted quickly. “That was… pretty terrible.”
“Puhuhu!” Monokuma said, appearing out of nowhere. “Already giving up, Makoto?”
“No way!” Makoto yelled. “But… I’m allowed to reflect on the previous events of this ‘killing game’.”
“Aw…” Monokuma said, pouting. “You two are no fun… I’ll come back when everyone else arrives!”
“Do you want to talk about what happened?” Makoto asked. “At least until the others come?”
“No,” Sakura said. “I’ll be fine, eventually.”
“Alright,” Makoto said, falling into awkward silence.
Eventually everyone other than Byakuya, Toko, and Yasuhiro made their way to the cafeteria.
Makoto wasn’t sure if it was a good thing that Kiyotaka had arrived. He didn’t seem any bit better since the class trial.
“Hm,” Celeste said. “It seems that Hiro is skipping, no?”
“That is unlike him,” Sakura noted. “He is not one to miss out on breakfast.”
“It’s a bit too early to assume he was murdered,” Kyoko said. “We haven’t even gotten a new motive yet.”
“Perhaps he’s just oversleeping,” Junko added. “He always struck me as the lazy type of guy.”
“Wouldn’t Monokuma’s morning announcement wake anyone?” Makoto asked. “You could be sleeping like a rock and that would jolt you.”
“Mr. Hagakure dead so soon?!” Hifumi yelled.
“No,” said Kyoko and Junko.
“Speaking of missing students,” Makoto said. “Do we know where Toko went?”
“Wow Makoto, you didn’t notice her huge crush on the rich kid?” Junko asked. “She’s probably stalking him right now.”
“S-stalking him?!” Makoto asked. “You really think she’d go that far?”
“Of course,” Junko said. “Girls like that always chase after the guy they love, it’s in their nature or whatever.”
“Perhaps we should look for Hiro,” Sakura said. “He must have a good reason for skipping.”
“...” Kiyotaka said, staring blankly ahead.
“R-right.” Makoto said. “Let’s go find Hiro!”
Makoto started to leave the cafeteria when he noticed Kiyotaka was following him. Deciding not to comment on it, Makoto thought the best place to check for Yasuhiro would be his room.
Knocking on the door, Yasuhiro warily opened it.
“You can’t let the gh-ghosts get me man!” Yasuhiro yelled. “You’ve got to promise you’ll get rid of the ghosts!”
“Huh?!” Makoto asked. “Ghosts? What are you talking about?”
“T-that green light. Man these ghosts can’t fool me!” Yasuhiro said. “If I step outside I’m sure to be ghost food!”
“...” Kiyotaka said.
“See!” Yasuhiro yelled. “Taka’s seen the ghost too!”
“I still don’t understand,” Makoto said. “What ghosts are you talking about?”
At this point everyone from the cafeteria had gathered up to see what Yasuhiro was talking about.
“The ghost in the bath house!” Yasuhiro said. “Chihiro was surrounded by a green light and he tried to speak to me!”
“Green light?” Kyoko asked. “Could you show us?”
“No way!” Yasuhiro yelled. “That’s a good way to end up dead.”
“As long as you show us,” Sakura said. “No harm will come to you from any ghosts.”
“Do you promise?” Yasuhiro asked.
“Of course,” Sakura replied.
Slowly, but surely, Yasuhiro opened his door.
“A-alright,” Yasuhiro said. “But before we begin, we need something to protect us from the ghosts…”
“Something to protect you from the ghosts?” Junko asked. “What, a vacuum to suck the ghost up?”
“No!” Yasuhiro yelled. “Salt to create a salt circle, that always keeps the occult away!”
Doesn’t that just work on demons and vampires…? Makoto thought to himself.
“Alright,” Junko said. “I’m gonna get some salt. Hope ghosts don’t eat me or whatever.”
“Hey! Take this seriously!” Yasuhiro yelled at Junko’s retreating form.
Shortly after, Junko came back with a salt shaker.
“Will this save you from the ghosts?” Junko asked.
“Was it blessed by a priest?” Yasuhiro asked.
“Sure,” Junko said. “It even said 5 Hail Marys.”
“Then it’s perfect!” Yasuhiro said.
“Lead the way, then,” Kyoko said.
Yasuhiro led the group to the Bath House in which they noticed that a laptop was in one of the lockers.
“Isn’t this the laptop we asked Chihiro to hack?” Celeste asked. “Why is it over here?”
“Perhaps this is what he decided to do with the project we gave him,” Sakura replied. “I believe he wanted to prove himself to us.”
“That doesn’t explain the weird green light, does it?” Junko said. “Or are we assuming Hiro is just going insane?”
“Hey! Don’t be mean, I’m perfectly sane!” Yasuhiro yelled.
“I wonder if we can summon a demon here, Mr. Hagakure.”
“Don’t even joke about that!”
“Perhaps,” Kyoko said. “That green light had something to do with a computer program Chihiro made.”
“A computer program that Chihiro made?” Celeste asked. “What makes you so sure?”
“I’m not,” Kyoko said. “We’ll only be able to confirm this when we turn the computer on.”
Kyoko went to the computer and powered it on.
“Hm,” Celeste said. “There seems to be a program called ‘Alter Ego’, maybe you should turn it on.”
Kyoko clicked on the Alter Ego program, starting it up. The monitor soon showed a green background with Chihiro’s face on it.
“Welcome back, Master!” The image of Chihiro said.
“M-master...?” Hifumi said. “Isn’t this the stuff fantasies are made up of?”
“Hey wait… if this is Chihiro, isn’t that a guy…?” Makoto asked.
“I didn’t know you were so narrow minded, Mr. Naegi!”
“I don’t think this is Chihiro, per say,” Celesia began. “‘Alter Ego’ means other self, no?”
“So you’re saying that this is another part of Chihiro?” Junko asked. “I guess that guy really isn’t dead.”
“Hey,” Makoto said, “I think I’ve heard about programs like this before. They’re supposed to be so advanced that they might take over humanity some day.”
“I suppose a computer program that could learn and grow like a human would have the ability,” Celeste said. “It is scary, no?”
“Well, instead of ogling at it, let’s ask him some questions!” Junko said. “This sort of thing is exciting, right?!”
“Maybe I should do it,” Celeste said. “After all, I am the most trustworthy person here.”
“How are we going to ask him questions?” Yasuhiro asked. “Do we have to learn another language or something…?”
“No,” Celeste said. “I believe I am supposed to type in my answers.”
“Almost like a chat room,” Hifumi said. “I wonder what else it knows…”
“Stay on topic,” Junko said. “No one cares about your fantasies with it.”
“Alright,” Makoto said. “Let’s see how much he knows about the situation.”
“How aware are you of the current going ons?” Celeste typed into the computer.
“Master didn’t tell me much,” Alter Ego said. “But from what I’ve been able to piece together it seems very grim.”
“You keep referring to this ‘Master’. This is Chihiro, no?” Celeste typed.
“Yes,” Alter Ego answered. “My Master is Chihiro Fujisaki.”
“We have to tell him about what happened to Chihiro,” Makoto said. “That’s the right thing to do, right?”
“...” Kiyotaka said.
“I suppose you are right,” Celeste said. “But it’s not like he can feel anyways, no?”
“Your Master was killed by Mondo Owada.” Celeste typed out.
“Oh…” Alter Ego said. “I did know that he had a high chance of dying… but… still…”
“Are there any other things we want to say to Alter Ego?” Celeste asked. “I fear we cannot stay much longer when the threat of discovery lurks near.”
“I want to… apologize,” Kiyotaka said. “For my bro… and my… actions as well.”
“Huh…? Taka can speak?!” Yasuhiro yelled out.
“Hm,” Celeste said. “Well then maybe you can take over, no?”
After saying that, Celeste handed the computer over to Kiyotaka who sat down and placed it on his lap.
“I’msa szoryr fore waht my bros died to hyour master,” Kiyotaka attempted to type while crying and shaking.
“Huh…? I’m sorry but I don’t understand!” Alter Ego responded.
“Maybe it’s better if you let someone else type for you…” Makoto suggested, staring at the garbled text that Kiyotaka had written.
“Can… you tell Chihiro… that I’m sorry for… what Bro has done...” Kiyotaka said, handing over the laptop to Makoto.
“Alright, sure…” Makoto said. “What do you want to say?”
“Tell him… I am sorry... “ Kiyotaka said.
“Taka says he’s sorry about what happened to Chihiro,” Makoto typed. “For both him and Mondo.”
“Apologizing…?” Alter Ego asked. “Huh… does he feel responsible for the death of Master?”
“Yeah,” Makoto typed. “You can say that for sure.”
“Um,” Alter Ego said. “If you don’t mind I have an idea that might be able to lift his spirits.”
“Huh…?” Makoto typed. “What do you mean?”
Suddenly an image of Mondo’s head appeared on the screen.
“Hey, bro!” ‘Mondo’ yelled out. “You’re not takin’ this too hard, are you?!”
Kiyotaka perked up as he heard Mondo, staring intently at the screen.
“Are you already givin’ up?” ‘Mondo’ asked. “What about our manly bond?! Did that mean fuckin’ nothing to you?”
“From what Master told me about Mondo…” Alter Ego explained, “this is the best simulation I can make.”
“Things aren’t going to get better by standin’ around, you know?!” ‘Mondo’ said. “What’s gonna change if you keep mopin’? Nothing.”
“You need to move on, you hear me?!” ‘Mondo’ said. “And I’m not fuckin’ around!”
“I get it now,” Kiyotaka said. “I can feel myself changing deep within my heart, no, my very soul!”
“Those words! They’re inside me…!” Kiyotaka yelled, closing his eyes. After a few short seconds, his hair turned white and his eyes started to flame.
“Taka…?!” Makoto yelled. “What the hell just happened to you?!”
“Taka…? Who the fudge is that?!” Kiyotaka said. “I’m not Taka, I’m me…!”
“That’s an interesting name,” Celeste said. “But perhaps there is something else we could call you?”
“Wh-what just happened?!” Yasuhiro yelled. “Did Taka get taken over by a gh-ghost?!”
“I told you, I’m not Taka!” Kiyotaka yelled.
“Um… what are w-we supposed to call you then, Mr…?” Hifumi asked.
“I’m a mix of Taka and Mondo… so…” Kiyotaka said. “Call me Kiyondo Ishida you dumbfaces!”
“A mix of both Taka and Mondo…?” Kyoko asked, “Could you perhaps explain that in a bit more detail?”
“You wouldn’t get their manly bond!” Kiyondo yelled.
“Woah,” Junko said. “I guess romance can also penetrate the barrier of death.”
“Well, there’s no use staying in here any longer,” Celeste said. “Unless we want to alert the mastermind to our only trump card.”
“We can’t lose Alter Ego!” both Hifumi and Kiyondo yelled at the same time.
“Yes,” Celeste said. “It would appear so.”
“Alright then,” Makoto said. “Let’s head back to the cafeteria!”
After leaving the bath house, the students were stopped by Monokuma.
“Hey, what were you all doing in there…?” Monokuma asked. “Don’t tell me you were getting all frisky!”
“No!” Kiyondo yelled. “That would be fudging unwholesome!”
“Huh…?” Monokuma asked. “Did Kiyotaka go albino since the last time I saw him?”
“Yeah!” Makoto said, “We were all giving him a pep talk and that happened…!”
“In the bath house?” Monokuma asked.
“Yeah!” Makoto said, quickly. “Is there any other place to go?”
“Makoto is right,” Sakura said. “Going to the bath house gives one a clearer perspective.”
“It was very enlightening, no?” Celeste said. “But now we must go have our breakfast so, goodbye Monokuma.”
“Aw,” Monokuma said. “You kids are tooooooo boring!”
After everyone went back to the cafeteria, Celeste started the morning meeting once more.
“Before we discuss investigating the new areas we’ve unlocked,” Celeste said, “I would like to discuss a new rule…”
“Hey!” Yasuhiro said. “Shouldn’t we let our leader lead the discussion if he’s feeling better?”
“Perhaps,” Celeste admits. “But I think this is important to our continued survival.”
“Very well,” Kiyondo said. “As long as you don’t take up too much time with what ya wanna fudgin’ say!”
“I believe I’ve noticed a pattern with the murders,” Celeste began. “That is to say that they all happened at night, no?”
“Huh,” Makoto said. “You’re right.”
“So I suggest we have some sort of curfew,” Celeste said. “Past the night time announcement no student should be out of their dorms.”
“That’s way too restrictive!” Yasuhiro complained.
“Maybe, if you’re a murderer.” Celeste responded.
“But what if we want-” Yasuhiro said, before getting interrupted by Kiyondo.
“Then it’s settled, so everyone listen up!” Kiyondo yelled. “Once ya hear the night time announcement you better get your butts to bed!”
“So now,” Kyoko said. “We must attempt to discover what new areas have opened up.”
“Yeah,” Junko said. “But there’s something that’s been bothering me about our newest revelation.”
“Then speak up!” Kiyondo yelled. “No one here is gonna read your mind you dumbbutt!”
“How did Hiro even discover that anyways?” Junko asked. “I mean he had no real reason to be out, right?”
“H-huh?!” Yasuhiro asked. “Well, um, you see, every couple of years I have to go to a bathhouse and um…”
“And what?” Junko asked.
“And if I don’t, my success rate in predictions goes down!” Yasuhiro said. “It’s really bad and taxing, but it’s what a man has got to do.”
He can’t be serious… right? Makoto thought to himself.
“Isn’t your prediction rate already low?” Celeste asked.
“I’m right at least 30 percent of the time!” Yasuhiro argued.
“Guess someone missed the bathhouse ritual too many times,” Junko said. “If you believe in that bullshit anyways.”
“Alright!” Kiyondo yelled. “Back on topic! We must explore this fudgin’ school until we know all the odds and ends!”
“Alright!” Makoto said. “I’m pumped!”
“This is our only course of action,” Sakura said. “I’ll also see if there’s any hope of escape on the new floor.”
“Everyone split up!” Kiyondo yelled. “And don’t come back until you dumbbutts have explored everything there is to explore!”
Makoto walked out of the cafeteria. Monokuma hadn’t given them any hints on where to explore.
He was really on his own for this one.
Makoto decided the best place to check first was the third floor. It was almost guaranteed that it would be unlocked.
Making his way up the stairs, he stopped when he passed the pool’s door. The scratches were gone, almost like nothing had ever happened.
But that’s not true, Makoto thought to himself. Chihiro, Hina, and Mondo are all gone, no amount of erasing could change that.
Makoto sighs. He knows that line of thinking isn’t going to get him anywhere. Stealing one more glance at the door, he makes his way up to the third floor.
As he made his way up, he noticed Sakura staring at the window annoyed.
“Any luck?” Makoto asked, although he already knew the answer.
“No,” Sakura replied. “It seems that escape on the third floor is also hopeless, as we feared.”
“The Mastermind really thought this through, huh?” Makoto asked.
“It seems, so.” Sakura said. “Good luck on your investigation.”
Sakura walked downstairs, trying to avoid any more conversation.
Makoto couldn’t blame her. She had lost Aoi only recently.
Alright, Makoto thought to himself. Let’s get this over with!
Makoto went to the first room he saw, which seemed to be a recreation room. Celeste was already exploring the area, seeming very interested in it.
“See anything interesting, Celeste?” Makoto asked.
“It seems we finally have entertainment,” Celeste responded. “That is something to celebrate, no?”
“Yeah,” Makoto said. “Wait, are those magazines over there?”
“Puhuhuhu! What a sharp eye, Makoto!” Monokuma praised. “But don’t get your hopes up, those are the only magazines you’ll ever get to read!”
“They do not get updated weekly?” Celeste asked.
“Of course not!” Monokuma answered. “That’s a luxury only people outside of the school deserve!”
“Cruel of you, is it not?” Celeste asked. “Well, I suppose something is better than nothing.”
Monokuma only laughed as he disappeared.
“Nonetheless,” Celeste continued, “I suppose having something to do is better than nothing, wouldn’t you say, Makoto?”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked. “Well yeah, of course…”
“Well, there is much more to explore,” Celeste said, as she began to walk out. “And it seems we have such little time. So until later, Makoto.”
That sure was cryptic, Makoto thought. Well I guess it is Celeste I’m talking to.
Makoto looked at the room once more.
The rec room had darts, othello, and a pool table. Makoto wondered if the magazines were worth reading but decided he didn’t have the time.
I’ll come back here later, there has to be something worth looking at here.
Makoto walked out of the recreation room, deciding to make a turn into the hallway he had ignored before.
“More classrooms…?” Makoto questioned out loud.
“Duh!” Monokuma yelled, causing Makoto to jump back in fear. “This is a school, remember?!”
“Yeah… but I mean, it’s not like you’re teaching us anything…” Makoto replied, scratching his cheek sheepishly.
“I’m teaching you the danger of having friends!” Monokuma said. “It’s a dog eat dog world but that doesn’t apply to me because I’m a bear!”
“Do you have anything useful to say…?” Makoto asked.
“Wow, is our tiny little Makoto finally growing a spine?!” Monokuma asked. “Because if you are, you’re seriously a little late!”
“Um…”
“Anyways, I’ll leave you to explore this classroom!” Monokuma said before disappearing.
Makoto checked the classrooms. He quickly decided there was nothing of note in them other than the weird messages on their chalkboards.
Alright! Makoto thought. There’s only a couple more rooms on this floor, right?
Makoto checked his e-Handbook to confirm that there were only a couple rooms left on the floor.
The icon that was closest was an icon of a statue. If Makoto had to guess it was probably an art room of some sort.
Making his way to the room, he opened the door and saw two desks, some easels, and some statues.
“Hello, Mr. Naegi,” Hifumi said, “enjoying the finer arts?”
“Huh…? No not really,” Makoto replied. “I’m just exploring…”
“Well I’m for one glad this room exists,” Hifumi said. “It now allows me to make more fanwork!”
“Oh yeah…” Makoto said, “you didn’t have any art supplies with you, huh?”
“Unfortunately everything I had of value was taken by the wicked Mastermind!”
“Well, I’m glad the room is good for you,” Makoto said. “But what’s with that door over there?”
“Oh that’s the supply room,” Hifumi said casually. “I’ve already grabbed what I need from there for the time being.”
Makoto nodded before moving to the door and opening it.
Inside was a yellow room with a bunch of art materials, a statue, and some art on the wall.
After a quick glance on the floor, Makoto noticed a picture on the floor. Grabbing it to examine it Makoto realized it was Mondo, Leon and Chihiro.
Huh…? How is this possible? Makoto thought to himself. I thought we all just met each other when the killing game started…?
“Puhuhuhu! Our Makoto is looking at some scandalous material…!” Monokuma said, as he appeared.
“Monokuma!” Makoto yelled. “What is this?”
“What do you think it is?” Monokuma asked. “It’s a picture, you uneducated brat!”
“I can see that,” Makoto said. “But how are they hanging out…?!”
“Huh…?” Monokuma asked. “Well you see, it’s a very long story and we’re running a bit behind schedule!”
“Huh…?”
“Anyways, if you could just give me that…” Monokuma said as he took the picture from Makoto. “Have a nice life, Makoto!”
What the hell?! Makoto thought to himself. How come he can just leave and not explain himself…?
After staring at the spot where Monokuma just was, Makoto decided to leave the storage room.
When he came back into the art lab, Hifumi had already left.
Well, Makoto thought to himself, other than that picture and the Monokuma statue I don’t think there’s anything of note in here.
Checking his e-Handbook, Makoto realized he only had one place left to explore, leaving the art lab he made his way to the last room.
Checking the sign, he saw it read ‘Physics Lab’.
Guess there are more classrooms here, Makoto thought. Not like we’re doing any learning in here.
As Makoto entered the room he could see both Yasuhiro and Kiyondo.
“Hey, Makoto, check it out!” Yasuhiro yelled. “It’s the Psychic’s Lab! Finally, the place for me!”
“Um… isn’t this the physics lab…?” Makoto asked.
“Obviously it is,” Kiyondo said. “This dumbbutt just doesn’t know how to read.”
“Hey!” Yasuhiro said. “Don’t be mean! Now I need to find somewhere else to do my predictions…”
“Why don’t you do your ‘bath house ritual’, then?” Kiyondo asked. “You did fudging mention it before, right?”
“Huh…? The ‘bath house ritual’...? What are you talking about?” Yasuhiro asked.
Did he alright forget his lie already…? Makoto thought.
“Uh, anyways,” Makoto said. “What’s the big machine in the center?”
“Woah! That’s my time machine, so you better be careful!” Monokuma warned.
“Your time machine?!” Yasuhiro yelled. “That’s pretty impressive!”
“Hey, Taka,” Monokuma said. “Aren’t you interested in going back and saving your bro?”
“Obviously that’s not fudgin’ possible, you dumbbutt!” Kiyondo said. “What is it actually?”
“Aww, you saw through my lie too easily…” Monokuma sulked. “In actuality, it’s an air purifier so you freaks don’t die!”
“An air purifier?” Makoto asked.
“Haven’t you been wondering how you’ve been breathing in a locked space?” Monokuma said. “This place is shut tight, so this is the only way you losers can get oxygen!”
“Huh…?” Yasuhiro said. “But don’t you need air too?”
“Of course not, I’m a freakin’ bear!”
Um, Makoto thought. Bears also need air…
“Anyways,” Monokuma said. “If you want to keep living, don’t mess with that machine!”
“He’s gone again,” Yasuhiro said. “Man, I wonder where he gets off to…”
“It doesn’t matter,” Kiyondo responded. “He should be the least of our fudgin’ worries.”
Makoto looked around and noticed a door at the back of the room, just like in the art room.
That’s probably another storage room, right? Makoto thought to himself. Maybe I should ask anyways.
“Hey,” Makoto said. “Have either of you been in the room at the back?”
“Huh…? There’s a door over there?” Yasuhiro asked.
“No,” Kiyondo answered. “I fudgin’ haven’t.”
Makoto hummed, before deciding to head for the room.
Best not to leave any pebbles untouched. Makoto thought to himself. That’s the saying, right…?
Once he made his way to the storage room, he noticed it was largely unremarkable. The room just screamed ‘boring’.
Or maybe that was just because he wasn’t into physics…
Makoto left the room as quickly as he entered.
“Nothing in there, then?” Kiyondo asked.
“No,” Makoto answered. “It’s just a plain old storage room if there ever was any.”
“Of fudgin’ course,” Kiyondo responded.
“Is there anything else I need to see here?” Makoto asked.
“No, you can leave now,” Kiyondo responded coldly.
Makoto frowned at Kiyondo’s response but left the room as suggested.
Alright, the third floor is done. Now let’s see what else has been unlocked! Makoto thought to himself.
Making his way back to the first floor, Makoto noticed that the door near the still blocked staircase was unlocked.
Makoto went inside and noticed it was full of random materials.
“Welcome, welcome, welcome!” Monokuma yelled. “This is the storage closet, filled with all the things you’d ever need and then some!”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked. “‘Filled with all the things you’d ever need’...?”
“Yep!” Monokuma said. “We here at Hope’s Peak Academy wish to make your stay a comfortable one.”
“So this place is just full of everything…?”
“Yep! Anything you could ever think of, although considering it’s you I doubt you could think of much…”
“Hey…!”
“Anyways, enjoy exploring Makoto!” Monokuma said. “And don’t worry, everything here is free!”
Makoto decided not to bother looking around in the storage closet. He had the feeling he would get lost if he spent too much time there.
Just as Makoto left the storage closet, he was intercepted by Junko.
“Hey, Makoto,” Junko said. “Do y’wanna explore together?”
“Huh…? I’ve already explored the third floor and the storage closet.”
“Oh! That means you haven’t been at the nurse’s office yet, then,” Junko said. “I’ll take you there and we can do an ‘examination’.”
“Alright,” Makoto said. “Lead the way, then.”
Makoto and Junko made their way to the nurse’s office.
“So, Makoto,” Junko said. “What d’ya think?”
“It looks very sterile…?” Makoto said. “I’m assuming there’s medicine in here?”
“Yep!” Junko answered. “And sedatives for the desperate girl.”
Makoto walked towards the fridge and opened it.
“Huh…? Is this blood?” Makoto asked.
“Yep! According to Monokuma it’s for blood transfusions,” Junko said. “Although at that point I think you’d be considered dead.”
“I mean, at least it’s useful, right?” Makoto asked.
“Yeah,” Junko said. “I mean, I guess.”
“Anyways, Makoto, I think we’ve explored everything here,” Junko said. “So let’s head back together so we stay safe, alright?”
“That’s smart,” Makoto said. “Alright, to the cafeteria, right?”
“Yep, that’s where the meetings are held, anyways.”
Makoto and Junko headed back to the cafeteria, in which they were the last ones back.
“Oh? Junko and Makoto arriving at the same time?” Celeste asked. “You two weren’t doing anything, were you?”
“You two wouldn’t fudgin’ dare!” Kiyondo yelled. “That’s just not right!” “H-huh…?!” Makoto said. “What are you guys talking about?!”
“Hm,” Kyoko said. “No matter, let us just discuss what we discovered from our investigations.”
“It seems escape from the third floor is impossible, as we had feared,” Sakura said.
“Are the windows just as tight as before?!” Kiyondo asked.
“Yes,” Sakura said. “It seems unlikely that anything we do will get them to budge.”
“Speaking of the third floor,” Celeste began, “there seems to be a recreational room of sorts. I suppose that’s better than nothing, no?”
“A rec room?” Junko asked. “What’s in it?”
“An othello board, a pool table, a dartboard and a few magazines I believe,” Celeste responded.
“Magazines?” Kiyondo asked. “Is there any chance that we’ll be able to use ‘em to get access to the outside world?”
“No,” Celeste answered. “Monokuma has already confirmed that those are the only magazines we’ll be getting.”
“Dang it!” Kiyondo yelled.
“On the third floor there’s also an art lab,” Hifumi began. “Perfect for someone like me!”
“There’s also a storage room,” Makoto added. “Oh wait! That reminds me, I found an odd picture in there.”
“An odd picture?” Kiyondo asked. “Mac, you better fudgin’ explain…!”
Mac? Makoto thought.
“Well, there was a picture of Mondo, Leon and Chihiro all hanging out in school uniforms…” Makoto said. “But that isn’t possible, right?!”
“Hm, and where is this picture now?” Celeste asked.
“Monokuma took it from me and left before I could ask any questions.”
“It was most obviously a forgery, Mr. Naegi!” Hifumi answered.
“Yeah, dude,” Yasuhiro said. “It was probably meant to give you doubt or whatever.”
“Moving on,” Kiyondo said. “There’s also a physics lab with a fudgin’ air purifier.”
“An air purifier?” Sakura asked. “I suppose that would mean that none of the air we’ve been breathing has been fresh.”
“That is worrying, is it not?” Celeste added. “If we’re breathing in recycled air, that means there really is no opening.”
“That has to be impossible!” Yasuhiro yelled. “There’s no way we’re trapped, right?!”
“Perhaps it’s not so bad,” Kyoko said. “That means the mastermind is trapped with us, correct?”
“I mean I guess,” Junko said. “But it’s not like they’re the one trapped inside a killing game, right?”
“Have there been any other discoveries of fudgin’ importance?” Kiyondo asked.
“There’s a storage closet near our dorms,” Makoto said. “Although I think it’s better if we call it a warehouse.”
“Why would you call it a warehouse, Mr. Naegi?” Hifumi asked.
“It’s pretty big and according to Monokuma it has everything you’d ever need and then some.”
“Woah, I wonder if it has more ‘interesting’ magazines…” Yasuhiro said.
“Fuckin’ gross, dude.” Junko responded.
“Stay on fudgin’ topic, dumbbutt!” Kiyondo yelled.
“Sorry, sorry,” Yasuhiro said.
“Oh and before we go to bed,” Junko said. “Makoto and I discovered that the nurse’s office is now officially open!”
“Is there any protein?” Sakura asked.
“No,” Makoto answered. “Just over the counter medication and sedatives.”
“Oh and don’t forget about the blood in the fridge!” Junko added.
“Disappointing,” Sakura said. “But not surprising.”
“Well then,” Kiyondo said. “That should conclude our meeting.”
“Remember, you dumbbutts better hit the sack as soon as Monokuma’s night time announcement plays or else I’ll beat ya!” Kiyondo said. “And also make sure to return here bright and early! Breakfast is very important!”
The class hummed in agreement and they all made their way out.
Makoto was making his way back to his room when the night time announcement played.
Feeling thoroughly exhausted, Makoto locked his door and threw himself onto his bed, quickly drifting off to a dreamless sleep.
Makoto awoke with a bolt, breathing quickly and grasping onto his sheets. He couldn’t remember much about the nightmare, other than Aoi pulling him into the pool and gargling incomprehensible threats to him.
As he realized that sleep was unlikely to come to him again, Monokuma’s morning announcement played.
Makoto shuffled his way into the shower and grimaced when the bathroom light turned on. Quickly showering he turned the lights off and changed into a fresh pair of clothes.
Makoto was the first one in the cafeteria, although he doubted that would be true for much longer.
Makoto turned around as he heard Celeste’s heels clicking on the cafeteria’s floor.
“Makoto, you’re up early, no?” Celeste asked, tilting her head ever so slightly.
“Yeah,” Makoto said. “There was no reason for me to stay in my room.”
“Oh?” Celeste asked. “Do you no longer like sleeping in?”
“It’s a long story,” Makoto replied, looking away. “Plus the sooner I can get to the meeting the better.”
“I suppose that is fair,” Celeste said. “But do be careful you’re getting enough sleep.”
Eventually everyone other than Kiyondo, Hifumi, Byakuya, and Toko made their way to the cafeteria.
“Is our leader skipping the morning meeting?!” Yasuhiro yelled out. “He must be possessed by a gh-ghost or something!”
“Will you shut up about ghosts?” Junko said. “He’s probably doing something ‘private’, if you catch my drift.”
“Still, for Kiyondo and Hifumi to be missing,” Sakura said. “This is worrying.”
“I don’t believe we should assume the worst,” Kyoko said. “After all, there’s no reason for anything to have gone wrong, yet.”
“Maybe we should look for them,” Makoto offered up. “It’s not like we have anything to discuss without them here anyways.”
“Perhaps we should go together as a group,” Celeste said. “I have a feeling I know where they are anyways.”
“Alright,” Junko said. “Lead the way then.”
Celeste led the group to the bath house which they could already hear a commotion inside.
“Sounds like some juicy stuff is happening in there!” Monokuma said, as he appeared. “You don’t think they’re doing anything ‘unwholesome’ in there, do you?”
“Don’t be crude, Monokuma,” Celeste said. “They’re probably brawling it out, no?”
“What are you brats even doing in there?!” Monokuma asked. “I’ve seen Hifumi and Kiyotaka going in there three times just last night!”
“Sounds like the Ultimate Moral Compass is breaking his own rules,” Junko said. “Guess he isn’t that good, right Makoto?”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked.
“You say they went in there last night?” Celeste asked. “Perhaps Yasuhiro’s theory was correct after all.” “You’re saying that Kiyondo was possessed by a gh-gh-ghost?!” Yasuhiro yelled. “I don’t wanna die!”
“Perhaps we should investigate,” Kyoko said. “We don’t know if Monokuma is telling the truth.”
“Hey-” Monokuma began but he was cut off by Sakura.
“You’re right,” Sakura said. “Let’s confirm the situation for ourselves.”
The class moved past Monokuma and went into the bath house. Kiyondo and Hifumi were fighting over Alter Ego, although they hadn’t touched it yet.
“Get out of the way you lard cake!” Kiyondo yelled. “You’re keeping me away from my bro!”
“Your ‘bro’...? Alter Ego is obviously my true love Mr. Ishida!” Hifumi yelled back.
“As if someone like them could love someone like you…!” Kiyondo yelled. “Taka and Mondo’s bond melted into me, I have the fudgin’ right to talk to him!”
“Your ‘bro’ is a fake! Unlike my love for them!”
“How about you say that again to my fudgin’ fist-”
“Will you two idiots shut the hell up?!” Celeste yelled. She looked slightly feral. “If you don’t keep your mouths closed, Monokuma is going to discover Alter Ego.”
Is Celeste okay…? Makoto thought. Did she just lose her temper?
“Huh?!” Both Kiyondo and Hifumi said, only now noticing that they had an audience.
“Monokuma is getting suspicious of the noise,” Makoto explained. “He’s bound to check here eventually.”
“Until Alter Ego can make those files accessible,” Kyoko said. “We should try to keep our time here limited.”
“That is the best course of action, no?” Celeste asked, as she tried to fix her appearance.
“Fudge,” Kiyondo said. “Now you’re gonna say you want us to stay away from the computer or whatever the heck.”
“That is the wisest course of action, no?” Celeste asked. “But you two will have to agree.”
“We already know you’ve broken rules to get into here as well,” Junko said. “Monokuma told us how you both entered here at odd hours of the night.”
“Are you sure this thing isn’t possessing you both?” Yasuhiro asked. “You guys have been acting super weird.”
“Don’t be fudgin’ ridiculous,” Kiyondo responded. “It was a one time slip, it won’t happen again.”
“How the mighty have fallen,” Junko said, as she pushed her hair onto her back. “Anyways, did you two idiots even check Alter Ego’s progress on the files?”
“We might’ve been a bit busy,” Kiyondo admitted. “But that doesn’t give you the right to fudgin’ judge me.”
“Well,” Celeste said. “Then we better ask Alter Ego about their progress then, no?”
Hifumi and Kiyondo moved out of Celeste’s way as she made her way to the computer.
“Hello, Alter Ego,” Celeste typed. “How is your progress on restoring the files?”
“It’s going well,” Alter Ego responded. “Although it might take a day or so longer…”
“Alright,” Celeste typed back. “Keep up the work, we don’t have much time, alright?”
“I’ll do my best!” Alter Ego responded eagerly.
“Then we best depart,” Celeste said. “We don’t want the Mastermind to get too suspicious, no?”
“What excuse are we going to use this time?” Junko asked.
“Perhaps we should blame it on Kiyondo and Hifumi,” Kyoko offered up. “They are the reason we are here right now.”
“Hey! It’s all Mr. Ishida’s fault! He’s keeping me from my true love!” Hifumi said.
“As if anyone could fudgin’ love you,” Kiyondo responded. “You’re the one keepin’ me from my bro.”
“Perhaps we should just drag them out and explain to Monokuma that they are enemies,” Sakura said. “It would not be far from the truth.”
“Maybe we should just say we were bathing?” Makoto said. “I mean, it’s what we’re supposed to be doing here, right?”
“That seems suitable enough,” Celeste said. “Perhaps we should say something of the likes of ‘that was a fun time bathing’.”
“I suppose if it's for Monokuma’s benefit,” Kyoko said. “That would be quite smart.”
“Well Hiro,” Junko said. “You’re the one who spends their time the most doing ‘bath house rituals’ maybe you should announce it.”
“Huh…? But what am I supposed to say?” Yasuhiro asked.
“I dunno, maybe something like ‘Wow, that was a great time at the bath!’,” Junko said. “Or something along those lines.”
“Wow! That was a great time at the bath!” Yasuhiro repeated loudly, as he walked towards the exit.
“God, that guy has no career in acting,” Junko said as she walked out after him.
The others followed after Yasuhiro and Junko as they headed back into the cafeteria.
“So, what the fudge did we miss?!” Kiyondo questioned.
“Nothing of extreme importance,” Celeste said. “We were just worried about the wellbeing of you both.”
“Still, perhaps we should be careful about the bath house now,” Kyoko said. “We do not want Monokuma peeking in at us during questionable times.”
“But it’s not like we can stand guard either,” Makoto added. “We all need to sleep and we have the night time rule in place for a reason.”
“Hm,” Celeste said. “Speaking of which, I find it quite irritating how two of us violated that rule.”
“I wouldn’t have to if that bucket of lard just let me see my fudging bro!” Kiyondo said.
“As if I’m to blame, Mr. Ishida,” Hifumi responded. “You’re the one stopping me!”
“We do not care who started it,” Celeste said. “We only care that you finish it and quickly.”
“Otherwise, perhaps we shall need to look for a new leader, no?” Celeste added.
“Hey! Don’t you dare think about fudgin’ replacing me.” Kiyondo said.
“Then you should step up,” Sakura said. “We are in a tough situation currently.”
“Is there anything else we need to discuss?” Yasuhiro asked. “This is kinda boring.”
“Well, does anyone else have anything to fudgin’ say?!” Kiyondo yelled.
The group stayed silent, having talked about everything of importance.
“Well then, this meeting is fudgin’ dismissed!” Kiyondo said. “Now you dumbbutts should get out of here.”
As everyone went to leave the cafeteria, Makoto was stopped by Celeste.
“Makoto,” Celeste began. “I was wondering if we could have a bit of a chat.”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked, “Sure, what about?”
“You see, I feel we don’t really know each other as well as we should,” Celeste said. “Since it seems we are stuck here for the foreseeable future, I wish to change that.”
“Huh…?” Makoto said. “I guess you’re right.”
“So,” Celeste said. “I think the best way to see into someone is to ask them about their romantic preferences, no?”
“H-huh…? My romantic preferences?”
“Don’t be so shy, Makoto,” Celeste said. “Everyone has preferences, no?”
“U-um, yeah I guess…” Makoto said. “You might as well ask away, then.”
“So,” Celeste began. “What kind of behaviors do you attribute to your perfect partner?”
“I guess they’d have to be someone who can take charge,” Makoto admitted. “I mean, they’re supposed to be your opposite, right?”
“Take charge?” Celeste asked. “Do you mean someone prone to leadership roles?”
“Huh…?” Makoto said. “Yeah, I guess…?”
“Is there anything else you might find desirable?”
“I guess… determination?” Makoto said. “I want someone who sticks to their beliefs.”
Celeste smiled before responding. “That is… admirable.”
“Any other questions?” Makoto asked.
“Ignoring the fact that we’re trapped here,” Celeste said. “Where would your perfect date location be?”
“Hm,” Makoto said. “I guess just a picnic?”
“A picnic? That is sort of cliche, no?”
“Haha, yeah…” Makoto said, scratching his cheek. “I don’t know, it just seems like the best place to have a date?”
“I suppose I cannot judge you on that,” Celeste said. “Is this a picnic in nature or anywhere…?”
“It’d probably be better inside,” Makoto admitted. “With my luck the weather would be extra bad…”
“You are the Ultimate Lucky Student, are you not?” Celeste asked. “Unless you’re implying your admittance was some sort of a fluke.”
“Honestly…? I don’t really know.”
“Hm,” Celeste said. “An interesting fact about you indeed, Makoto.”
“Moving on,” Celeste said. “Perhaps we should talk more about you, Makoto.”
“Huh…? More about me?” Makoto asked.
“What are your hobbies outside of the killing game?” Celeste asked. “You must enjoy some things, right?”
“I like the things that are currently popular,” Makoto said. “I guess you can say I stick to trends.”
“So you would want a partner equally as trendy?”
“I’m not so sure,” Makoto admitted. “I mean it would be nice to talk to them about what I like, but I wouldn’t want them to be interested in the same exact things.”
“Hm,” Celeste said. “So more of an ‘in-general’ thing then, yes?”
“Yeah.”
“Well I’m supposing you cannot do the things you usually do in this school, no?” Celeste asked. “What do you do around here?”
“I mostly talk to everyone else,” Makoto said. “I think it’s nice getting to know everyone.”
“So a people-pleaser, then,” Celeste said. “Unexpected but certainly not a bad thing.”
Huh…? Makoto thought. Was that just an insult?
“Hm, is there anything else you do?”
“Not really,” Makoto said. “Up until now, there wasn’t much to do… I might stop by at the rec room now, but I don’t see any other big change coming.”
“Well, since you interact with everyone so often, what are your thoughts about our ‘peers’...?”
“Hm,” Makoto said, putting one of his fingers to his lips. “I mean, Kyoko’s really a mystery to me, Sakura was a bit scary at first but I think she’s a good friend.”
“I have the feeling Kiyondo might dislike me but I was at least a little close with Taka,” Makoto continued, “Hifumi’s nice when he isn’t talking about 2D.”
“Yasuhiro I’m also a bit friendly with, although I could talk to him more. Junko is a good friend to me, she’s very supportive at the very least,” Makoto said. “You’re nice as well Celeste but I don’t know if we really know each other and I haven’t gotten the chance to interact with Byakuya and Toko.”
“I suppose that all makes sense,” Celeste said. “Thank you for this enlightening conversation, Makoto.”
“Of course…?” Makoto responded.
“Until we meet again, Makoto.”
Celeste walked off after checking her e-Handbook.
Makoto decided to head to his room while he decided who else he would hang out with.
He had a couple of options, but he wasn’t sure he was feeling all too well. Now that he had time to think his nightmare came back to him in full force and it wasn’t the most pleasant thing to remember.
Before he could decide what he was going to do with his time, Makoto heard a knocking on the door.
Opening the door, Makoto discovered that his visitor was none other than Junko Enoshima.
Is she blushing…? Makoto thought.
“Hey, Makoto,” Junko said quickly. “Um, wow you’re looking pretty great.”
“Are you feeling okay, Junko?”
“Yeah, I think I could really go for a picnic or something,” Junko said. “That’s the sorta thing that’s great, right?”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Um,” Junko said. “I mean I think we really need to do something about our current situation.”
“Huh?”
“I mean, someone needs to step up as a leader because I think it’s kinda obvious Kiyondo really isn’t gonna…” Junko explained.
“Do you have any ideas on who that leader could be?” Makoto asked.
“Um, maybe me,” Junko said. “Boys do like a girl in charge, right?”
“I think it depends…?” Makoto asked. “It’s a preference and everything, right?”
Junko stared at him for a moment, before frowning.
“I’ve got to talk to someone,” Junko said. “We’ll uh, talk later, I guess…”
That was really weird… Makoto thought. Does she have a fever or something?
Makoto decided to brush off Junko’s weird behavior for the time being. He wanted to get out and talk to someone else.
Makoto left his room and checked his e-Handbook. Surprisingly the only people near him were Celeste and Junko, both in the cafeteria.
Makoto decided to head towards the cafeteria, as he was feeling a bit hungry.
Once Makoto entered the cafeteria, their conversation stopped.
“Ah, Makoto,” Celeste said. “Are you here for a snack?”
“Um, yeah,” Makoto said. “I’m feeling a bit hungry.”
“Well, while you're eating, let us talk,” Celeste said. “We have much to discuss, yes?”
“Huh? We do?” Makoto asked.
“There’s an endless supply, really,” Celeste answered. “I’ll wait for you while you prepare a meal.”
Makoto entered the kitchen area and checked the fridge. Seeing a microwavable meal inside, Makoto decided to cook it.
When Makoto exited the kitchen, Junko was already gone.
“Ah, Makoto,” Celeste said. “Please do sit down, I have something of importance I must say to you.”
“‘Something of importance’...?” Makoto echoed. “Did something happen?”
“It is becoming clearer that our continued existence might be hindered,” Celeste began. “After all, we have already witnessed two class trials.”
“I want to believe that all of us can make it out of here,” Makoto responded. “But it might be impossible that we won’t face another class trial again.”
“Besides that,” Celeste said. “You’ve already missed your second chance at romance, no?”
“Huh..?” Makoto asked. “What do you mean?”
“First with Sayaka,” Celeste said. “Which I suppose wasn’t really your fault, no?”
Pausing to take a sip of tea, Celeste continued.
“And then with Hina,” Celeste said. “You did know that she was interested in you, no?”
“Huh… Sayaka and Hina were interested in me…?”
“You truly did not notice?” Celeste asked. “I suppose you are about to tell me you did not notice other people getting together as well.”
“Huh…?” Makoto said. “Other people are getting together…?!”
“You did not notice it, then,” Celeste said. “Out of respect for their privacy I will not tell you who, of course.”
“That’s fine,” Makoto said as he awkwardly scratched his cheek. “But what’s the point in bringing up failed romances now?”
“I believe that love is still in your cards,” Celeste answered. “Of course that only applies if you notice it, no?”
“You mean… someone is going to ask me out?”
“Think of it with an open mind,” Celeste said, as she got up with her cup of tea. “A relationship is beneficial for several reasons, no?”
Makoto stared into his food as he heard Celeste leave.
Am I ready for a relationship? Makoto thought. I guess I’ll just have to wait and find out.
After finishing his meal, Makoto cleaned up and walked back to his room. He started to fall asleep just as Monokuma’s night time announcement played.
“So you’re here again,” Sayaka’s voice whispered into his ear. “You’ve come to watch another girl die, right?”
“Sayaka…?” Makoto asked. “I don’t know what you’re talking about…”
“I can already see you betraying someone again,” Sayaka said. “I’m a psychic, you know.”
“I don’t…”
“Do you really not know?” Sayaka asked. “You watched me get executed and then you saw Hina’s body floating in the pool.”
“I’m sorry,” Makoto said. “I didn’t know this was going to happen.”
“Are you really sorry?” Sayaka asked. “Look down at your hands, and see all the blood.”
Makoto did as he was told, his hands were dripping with blood. It was almost enough to make him sick.
“Of course,” Sayaka began. “You don’t feel bad at all, do you?”
Makoto awoke to Monokuma’s morning announcement.
Makoto realized he was hyperventilating. He fell out of his tangled sheets and made his way to the bathroom.
During his shower, Makoto made sure to scrub his hands until they were red, although he wasn’t sure if that made things better or worse.
Makoto made his way to the cafeteria and soon after the morning meeting began.
“So!” Kiyondo began. “What new information have we fudgin’ discovered?”
“Nothing much,” Kyoko said. “Things have been thankfully uneventful.”
“Perhaps we should all convene at the bath house tonight,” Celeste said. “I think it would be a wonderful bonding experience.”
“You mean we get to see…” Hifumi began before being cut off by Celeste.
“Yes,” Celeste said.
“Anyways, I have a complaint to make,” Junko said. “I think we should get a new leader.”
“Huh…?!” Kiyondo yelled. “Do you have a fudgin’ problem with my leadership or somethin’?!”
“Yeah, actually I do,” Junko said. “You’re totally unreliable, you’re fighting with Hifumi one moment and the next moment you’re lusting over your lost bro or whatever.”
“What are you fudgin’ saying?!”
“Not only that,” Junko said. “But you’ve already broken a rule we’ve established between ourselves.”
Before Kiyondo could respond, Makoto interrupted.
“Hey,” Makoto said. “I think that’s enough.”
“Huh…?” Junko said. “You’re telling me you actually agree with his leadership?”
“As if I want Mac’s ideas on this,” Kiyondo said.
“I’m just saying that fighting isn’t going to solve anything,” Makoto said. “Let’s just try to keep the peace, alright?”
“But he’s got no respect for us,” Junko said. “The only person he cares about is long dead.”
“Shut it, Junk!” Kiyondo yelled. “You’re not gonna have your takeover.”
“Junk…?” Junko asked. “Are you calling me trash you albino rat?!”
“This isn’t going to happen again,” Sakura said. “We’re supposed to be co-existing, not killing each other.”
“Technically…” Monokuma began as he appeared. “This is a killing game, so feel free to off each other!”
“Monokuma!” Yasuhiro yelled. “H-how did you get here….?!”
“The same way he appears every time,” Kyoko said. “This shouldn’t be surprising.”
“Perhaps he’s a little slow, no?” Celeste said.
“Anyways, I’m enjoying the fights you all keep having,” Monokuma said. “So if you all could keep that up, it would make your headmaster beary happy!”
“No one asked you, Monokuma,” Sakura replied.
“In fact we will fudging get along just to spite you!” Kiyondo added. “Right, Junk?”
“Don’t call me that,” Junko responded.
“Have fun, kids!” Monokuma said before disappearing.
“That seems to conclude the morning meeting,” Kyoko said. “I suppose we should be careful in these coming days.”
“Do you think something bad will happen?” Makoto asked.
“I’m not sure,” Kyoko said. “But I am sure the motive will be revealed to us sooner than later.”
As the class went to leave the cafeteria, Makoto was once again stopped on his way out.
“Hey Makoto,” Junko said. “Could we talk for a bit?”
“Huh…?” Makoto said. “Sure, of course.”
“Anyways, let’s head to your room,” Junko said. “I want it to be private, alright?”
“Huh...? My room?” Makoto asked. “Shouldn’t it be yours?”
“Already trying to get in my room?” Junko asked. “Damn Makoto, I didn’t know you were a pervert.”
“N-no…!” Makoto yelled. “I’m just saying, there’s nothing in my room, so wouldn’t it be easier to go to yours?”
“If we’re being honest,” Junko said. “My room has nothing in it as well, so we’re not losing anything going to your room instead.”
“Alright then,” Makoto said. “I’ll lead the way.”
Makoto led Junko to his room.
“Alright, Makoto,” Junko said. “Let’s talk about our interests.”
This again…? Makoto thought. First Celeste and now Junko, I wonder if there’s a connection.
“So, um,” Junko began. “I really like picnicking, but sadly there’s like nowhere to do it in this school.”
“Yeah, there would probably be no room here.” Makoto said. “Although I guess if you’re desperate you could probably do it in the cafeteria or something.”
“And get yelled at by Kiyondo?” Junko said. “As if, plus it isn’t as romantic if you’re doing it in a shitty school cafeteria.”
“Romantic?” Makoto echoed.
“Yeah, like first date kinda things.” Junko said. “You know, the perfect girl for you would probably take you on a picnic.”
“The perfect girl for me…?” Makoto asked. “You’re still thinking about matching me up with someone when we get out of here?”
“Yep,” Junko answered. “Damn Makoto, the girl I’m thinking of would wait on you hand and foot. Isn’t that the life?”
“I mean, I guess…?” Makoto said, as he scratched his cheek awkwardly. “Speaking of relationships, Celeste also had a conversation about them with me last night.”
“Huh…?” Junko said. “What did she say?”
“She said she thought it was important for me to get in a relationship,” Makoto said. “Since I’ve already missed my shot twice.”
“She’s probably right you know,” Junko said. “You need someone to take charge for you and keep you fired up.”
“Um… do I really?”
“Yep!” Junko said. “Plus you’ve gotta get over Taka and fast.”
“H-hey…! I’ve told you before I don’t have a crush on Taka.”
“Yeah yeah, sure,” Junko said. “He’s lusting over his dead bro and he’s totally changed anyways. Seriously who the hell calls a girl ‘Junk’?!”
“I mean he’s started calling me ‘Mac’,” Makoto said. “And that’s a bit annoying, so I can see where you’re coming from.”
“So yeah,” Junko said. “But I bet you’re wanting a relationship while we’re in the killing game, huh?”
Am I? Makoto thought. I haven’t really thought about it much, even after Celeste brought it up.
“It’d be safer, right?” Makoto said. “But just getting into a relationship because of that feels… wrong, you know?”
“Yeah,” Junko said. “But, I’ve gotta prepare you for the real girl I’m setting you up with.”
“H-huh…? ‘Prepare me’?”
“Yep!” Junko said. “So let’s just say you’re off the market for now, alright?”
“W-wait, how are you so sure she’ll accept being set up with me?”
“I’ve just got a good feeling, y’know?” Junko said. “So, don’t start dating anyone Makoto or you might just break her heart!”
“Um… alright then.”
“Alright Makoto,” Junko said. “I’m off now, this conversation has made me feel a hell of a lot better.”
Junko left Makoto’s room shortly after, leaving Makoto to his own devices.
Alright, let’s check the e-Handbook and see where everyone is. Makoto thought.
Kiyondo was located in his, or rather, Kiyotaka’s room.
Alright, Makoto thought to himself. I’ve got to talk to Kiyondo eventually, right?
Makoto made his way to Kiyotaka’s room. He hesitantly knocked and Kiyondo opened the door.
“What do you want, Mac?” Kiyondo asked. “Can’t you see I’m fudgin’ busy?!”
“Huh… you’re busy…?” Makoto said. “And anyways, I only wanted to talk.”
“Pff, as if I’d ever waste my time on a buttface like you.”
“Um, alright then,” Makoto said, as he turned to walk away.
“Wait! I’ve changed my fudgin’ mind,” Kiyondo yelled. “I guess we can hang out or whatever the heck.”
Huh…? Makoto thought. I thought he didn’t want me here…?
Makoto was dragged into Kiyotaka’s room by an annoyed Kiyondo.
“So what the heck do you even want to talk about?” Kiyondo asked.
“I want to get to know you better,” Makoto admitted.
Kiyondo only stared at him.
“So um,” Makoto began, awkwardly. “Do you have any of the same interests that Mondo had?”
“Of course I fudgin’ do!” Kiyondo yelled. “Bro is a part of me, now and forever.”
“So I guess you’d know a lot about motorcycles…?”
“Duh,” Kiyondo answered. “Why do you have any knowledge on bikes, Mac?”
“I mean, I guess…?” Makoto said, as he scratched his cheek. “I mean I was almost hit by a motorcyclist a few times. That counts… right?”
“WHAT?!” Kiyondo yelled. “You were almost fudgin’ hit by motorcycles?!”
“Several times,” Makoto said, laughing awkwardly. “I mean, I always dodged out of the way, so that’s the important part, right…?”
“Why are you the one fudging dodging them?!” Kiyondo yelled. “Do you purposely stand in their way or some other fudged up thing?!”
“N-no…?” Makoto said. “I just have very bad luck, I guess.”
“And here you had me all worried over nothing at all,” Kiyondo said. “What the heck.”
“Sorry… I guess?” Makoto said.
Kiyondo just huffed and looked away.
Man, he’s really hard to talk to, Makoto thought. Does he really hate me that much?
“Anyways,” Makoto said, trying his hardest to make conversation. “How much do you know about gangs?”
“What the heck even is that question?!” Kiyondo asked. “My bro was the leader of a biker gang so what the fudge do you think?!”
“Um, I guess a lot…?”
“How much do you fudging know, Mac?”
“I’ve only really seen gangs on TV,” Makoto said, as he reached for his cheek once again. “So I’m not very knowledgeable.”
“Fudging heck, you’re as dumb as Hiro!”
“H-huh…?” Makoto said. “I don’t think not knowing-”
“I don’t even know why I fudgin’ tried to talk to you,” Kiyondo said. “Do you have anything worth saying?!”
“I guess not…?”
“Then get the heck out of my room, you dumbbutt!”
Makoto awkwardly left Kiyotaka’s room, disappointed in himself for the lack of results.
I don’t know how I’m supposed to make any progress with him, Makoto thought to himself glumly. But at least I know for sure that he probably hates me.
Makoto frowned, not knowing what else to do. Luckily for him, he remembered that the class was going to hold a meeting over Alter Ego.
I might as well head there early, Makoto thought.
When Makoto made his way into the bath house he was surprised to see Kyoko already there.
“Makoto,” Kyoko said. “I see you’ve arrived early as well.”
“Yeah,” Makoto said. “But we’re a bit too early, aren’t we?”
“It’s best that we arrive before Kiyondo and Hifumi do,” Kyoko said. “We’ve already seen what they can do when left unattended.”
“It’s worrying isn’t it?” Celeste said as she came in. “I wonder if the Mastermind will prey on this new-found weakness.”
“That would mean that the Mastermind knows about Alter Ego, right?” Makoto asked.
“It’s stupid of us to believe the Mastermind isn’t curious about why we’ve all been coming here,” Celeste said. “We should keep our guard up, Monokuma does have legs, no?”
“I suppose you’re right,” Kyoko said. “But speaking of this meeting and Alter Ego, is this a full class meeting?”
“You mean Byakuya and Toko?” Makoto asked.
“I suppose we should invite them,” Celeste said. “It would be rude of us otherwise, no?”
“It’s unlikely that they’d listen, right?” Makoto said. “And it’s not like we can give out any information without the Mastermind finding out.”
“Perhaps if we’re discreet enough Byakuya will pick it up,” Kyoko said. “And anywhere he goes Toko is sure to follow.”
“But someone has to extend the invite, no?” Celeste said. “It is unlikely for ‘mind-reader’ to be in Byakuya’s skill set.”
“Hey, what are we talking about?!” Yasuhiro yelled. “Are we finally bathing together?”
“No,” Celeste said. “We’re having our meeting, or at least waiting for everyone to come.”
“Aww, so we aren’t bathing together…?” Yasuhiro asked.
“You really thought we were…?” Makoto replied.
“Of course,” Yasuhiro yelled. “Don’t be mean!”
“Did you really forget about the computer?” Kyoko asked.
“H-huh…?!” Yasuhiro said. “Of course not!”
“I suppose if we are picking a messenger, it shouldn’t be Hiro, no?” Celeste said.
“Perhaps we could ask Sakura or Junko,” Kyoko said.
“I could go,” Makoto said. “It’s not like we have anything better to do, right?”
“That is a wise plan,” Celeste said. “Remember Makoto, you must be discreet about it, yes?”
“Of course,” Makoto said. “The last thing we want is the Mastermind finding out about Alter Ego.”
Makoto exited the bath house and just like expected, after checking his e-handbook he discovered Byakuya was in the library.
Makoto made his way to the second floor, power-walking past the pool’s door and went straight into the library.
“Tch,” Byakuya said. “What do you want, Makoto?”
“There’s something I need to discuss with you,” Makoto said. “It has something to do with the sauna.”
“Is this your way of flirting, Makoto?” Byakuya asked. “Because you’re pitifully bad at it.”
“N-no…!” Makoto yelled. “It has nothing to do with that at all!”
Just as Makoto yelled that, Toko came marching in.
“M-makoto..! A-are you trying to get y-your hands all over my M-master…?!” Toko yelled. “B-because I won’t let you!”
“No way!” Makoto yelled. “There’s just a group bonding activity in the sauna, I think you both could benefit from coming.”
“I see,” Byakuya said. “I suppose everyone else is already involved?”
“Exactly,” Makoto said. “You’re not required but I think you both should come.”
“I g-get to see M-master shirtless…?” Toko drooled. “S-someone pinch me, I must be d-dreaming…”
“Shut up,” Byakuya said. “Fine, in a few minutes you will see that I will at least arrive.”
“Thank you,” Makoto said.
“I’m not doing this for you, idiot.”
Makoto made his way back down to the bath house, where he could hear a fight already beginning.
“What do you mean we can’t touch Alter Ego?!” Hifumi complained as Makoto entered.
“That is exactly what it means,” Celeste said. “You do understand words, correct?”
“There’s no getting down and dirty with Alter Ego,” Junko said. “Even if it could, I’m sure it has higher standards than either of you.”
“What the fudge are you implying?!” Kiyondo yelled.
“I think it’s pretty obvious,” Junko said. “Or can you not see beyond the image of Mondo?”
“Hey--” Kiyondo began only to be cut off by Celeste.
“That is enough, no?” Celeste said. “Petty squabbling will do us no good, will it?”
“It seems every idiot has arrived,” Byakuya said. “What is so important that you had to interrupt my reading time?”
“W-wait,” Toko said. “I’m n-not going to s-see Master shirtless…?!” “There is something we discovered, recently,” Kyoko said. “We believe it holds pertinent information that may relate to why we are trapped here.”
“Are you talking about the computer?” Byakuya asked. “If so, you must think that I am an idiot.”
“Huh…?!” Makoto yelled. “You already knew about Alter Ego?”
“Is that what it’s called?” Byakuya said. “No matter. Yes, I already knew about it.”
“I am p-proud to announce that I i-informed Master of it,” Toko added dreamily.
“Master…?” Junko asked.
“You mean you discovered it?” Celeste asked. “Pardon my rudeness but I cannot imagine a reason why you would enter the bath house after the last class trial.”
“H-hey!” Toko yelled. “Wouldn’t y-you investigate a m-mysterious green light…?!”
“So it seems you discovered Alter Ego the same way Hiro did,” Kyoko said. “I wonder if it was trying to announce its location…”
“Huh…? Why would it want to be caught?” Yasuhiro asked. “Unless it’s working for the Mastermind…!”
“Wouldn’t you be worried about your creator if you hadn’t heard from them for a while?” Kyoko asked. “It was probably in its coding to try to locate Chihiro.”
“Chihiro must’ve forgotten to mention that it should stay discreet,” Celeste commented. “Or perhaps it was desperate.”
“We do know Chihiro gave it the task of making those files visible,” Sakura added. “Perhaps it wanted to update Chihiro on its progress.”
“You’re saying that ‘Alter Ego’ is uncorrupting the files on the computer?” Byakuya asked.
“Yes,” Celeste answered. “That is the main reason why we called you here.”
“I don’t understand why we need him fudgin’ here,” Kiyondo complained. “It’s not like he’s interested in working with us as a group.”
“And who are you to talk to me like that?” Byakuya asked. “Especially when you look like that.”
“I’m fudging Kiyondo Ishida and I’ll kick your butt if you dare speak down to me!”
“Maybe we should break it up,” Makoto offered. “We still have to check Alter Ego’s progress on the files, right?”
“An excellent point, Makoto,” Celeste said. “If there are no objections I will ask Alter Ego on its progress.”
After no objections were held, Celeste began typing to Alter Ego.
“Alter Ego,” Celeste typed. “What is your progress on the files?”
“I’m glad to announce that they are finally able to be accessed!” Alter Ego said. “However, the information is a bit worrying.”
“If Alter Ego is worried,” Hifumi said. “We’re all doomed…!”
“Shut up and let the program explain to us,” Byakuya said.
“W-what Master said…” Toko added.
“You also shut up.”
“Could you tell us the contents of these files?” Celeste typed.
“Sure,” Alter Ego said. “Apparently over a year ago, Hope’s Peak Academy was forced out of commission.”
“That we already know,” Byakuya said.
“Not exactly,” Sakura said. “Our current timeline doesn’t add up with that.”
“If Hope’s Peak Academy was forced to shut down a fudgin’ year ago, why the heck are we here now?!” Kiyondo yelled.
“Alter Ego, are you sure this is correct?” Celeste typed. “We were all admitted this year, so it wouldn’t make sense for it to have shut down a year ago.”
“I’m sorry,” Alter Ego said. “But according to the files, Hope’s Peak Academy hasn’t been in operation for at least a year.”
“That should be impossible,” Kyoko said. “But we’ve already gotten ourselves into a very impossible situation.”
“Is there a reason for a school as big as Hope’s Peak to close down?” Makoto asked. “I mean, they were the most prestigious school in the world, right?”
“Do you know the reason why Hope’s Peak shut down?” Celeste typed into the computer.
“Apparently there was an event called the ‘Tragedy’ that took place,” Alter Ego responded. “There’s not a lot of information on it other than it being a devastating event.”
“The Tragedy?” Junko asked. “What a lousy descriptor for an event.”
“I agree!” Kiyondo yelled. “When you’re writing fudgin’ history you gotta make it memorable!”
“Perhaps the Mastermind left out certain details on purpose,” Sakura said. “There is no reason for us to assume otherwise.”
“Of course,” Byakuya said. “This is a game of wit.”
“Mr. Togami, why do you say that like you’re enjoying it?” Hifumi asked.
“Because I am, you idiot,” Byakuya answered. “This is something truly worthy of a Togami.”
“Someone has a murder kink,” Junko said.
“What did you just say to me?” Byakuya asked.
“Moving on,” Celeste said. “There is probably more information in these files, no?”
“Is there anything else of note?” Celeste typed.
“Yes, something extremely worrying,” Alter Ego responded. “I have reason to believe the headmaster of Hope’s Peak Academy is still in this school.”
“Huh…?!” Makoto cried out.
“What…?” Kyoko questioned.
“What do you mean?” Celeste typed.
“Apparently during the Tragedy the headmaster had the school fortified to be practically impenetrable.” “Like the situation we currently find ourselves in,” Sakura said. “Perhaps we should inquire more about this.”
“Are you implying that the Headmaster fortified this school to trap us in here?” Celeste typed.
“I’m not sure,” Alter Ego said. “However the situations seem eerily similar.”
“Even so, we weren’t here a year ago, right?!” Yasuhiro yelled. “That we know for sure, right?!”
“We couldn’t have been here a year ago,” Junko said. “We’ve only entered High School this year, obviously.”
“Perhaps the Mastermind has planted misinformation,” Byakuya said. “Are you idiots really falling for this?”
“Hey! Don’t call us fudging idiots!” Kiyondo yelled. “Because you’re the fudging idiot you dumbbutt!”
“Shut up,” Byakuya said. “You don’t have the right to speak to me like that.”
“Mr. Togami, how could you imply that Alter Ego could lie about something?!” Hifumi sobbed.
“Take your complaints elsewhere,” Byakuya replied.
“I mean, the Mastermind wants this to be a fair game, right?” Makoto offered. “They have to be giving us some information.”
“There is probably some information we can trust,” Kyoko said. “We know the school is boarded up…”
“So perhaps the Headmaster is still here, no?” Celeste added.
“It would make the most sense for them to be the Mastermind,” Sakura said.
Kyoko looked away, clenching her fist slightly before responding, “We shouldn’t make those assumptions this early.”
“I wonder,” Celeste began, “If this computer contained this information if there’s anything else we may find on it.”
“Would Chihiro really have Alter Ego leave out information?” Makoto asked. “It would’ve helped him too.”
“You really believe he intended to share the information Alter Ego discovered?” Byakuya asked. “You really are an idiot.”
“It would fit Chihiro’s character,” Sakura said. “He always seemed eager to prove himself.”
Kiyondo looked uncomfortable, Makoto noticed.
“Alright!” Kiyondo yelled. “Do we have any more questions?!”
“Can I talk to Alter Ego now?!” Hifumi asked.
“Perhaps not,” Celeste said. “However, there is something else we must share with Byakuya and Toko.”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked.
“We now have a ‘night-time’ rule,” Celeste explained. “During the night, no student should be outside of their dorm.”
“And you expect me to follow this?” Byakuya asked. “Tch, the nerve.”
“Of course not,” Celeste replied evenly. “However, you cannot claim that you were unaware of it anymore.”
“Will you unhand my fudging bro?!” Kiyondo yelled, glaring daggers at Hifumi.
“Alter Ego isn’t yours!” Hifumi yelled back. “She’s mine and only mine!”
“Um, I think we discussed this before but isn’t Alter Ego technically a guy…?” Makoto said.
“Mr. Naegi!” Hifumi yelled. “Who said that you could get involved with matters of the heart?”
“Alter Ego is very important to all of us,” Makoto said. “Isn’t it important that we don’t get him involved in our matters?”
“Are you saying that you don’t think Alter Ego is alive, Mr. Naegi?!”
“H-huh…?” Makoto said. “All I’m saying is that we probably shouldn’t be involving Alter Ego in things like this.”
“Leave Mac alone!” Kiyondo yelled. “He’s just trying to save bro and Chihiro from having you slobber all over them.”
That wasn’t entirely my intention… Makoto thought. But thanks for sticking up for me, I guess?
“A computer is introduced and you’re already at each other’s necks like wild dogs,” Byakuya said. “I guess I shouldn’t have expected any less.”
“Shut the fudge up, Byakuya!” Kiyondo yelled. “Guys like you are all talk and no fudgin’ action!”
Byakuya looked insulted. “You all should be thankful for my presence, but instead you act like idiots.”
After insulting the group one last time, Byakuya left in a hurry.
“Y-you…!” Toko yelled, pointing at Kiyondo. “D-don’t think I’ll let you g-get away w-with insulting M-master…!”
“You’re a fudgin’ idiot if you think he respects you!”
Toko only glared in response before she turned and chased after Byakuya.
“Well that could’ve gone better, no?” Celeste asked. “Perhaps it is time we head for bed anyways.”
“Of course, Kiyondo and Hifumi should leave first,” Kyoko said. “They have proven that this computer is too compelling for them to follow simple directions.”
“Hey!” Kiyondo yelled. “It’s my fudging bro and it was one time!”
“Apparently it was several,” Kyoko said. “According to Monokuma, anyway.”
“You’re trusting that dumb fudgin’ bear over us?!”
“Your behavior seems to line up with his accusation,” Sakura said. “It would be easier for you two to leave anyways.”
“You guys need to build up rapport with the group,” Junko said. “Or you’ll forever be known as the computer freaks.”
“You don’t think they did anything weird with Alter Ego, right…?” Yasuhiro asked.
“Perhaps it’s better if we don’t find out,” Celeste responded.
Kiyondo and Hifumi flushed bright red and out of embarrassment left the bath house.
The rest of the class disbanded and went back to their own dorms.
Makoto glared at his bed as the night time announcement played.
Alright, Makoto thought. Let’s see what nightmares await me tonight.
“Makoto,” a feminine voice began. “Did you think I was weak?”
Turning around to meet the voice, Makoto saw Chihiro. His neck was bruised and his eyes were glossy.
“Of course you did,” Chihiro answered before Makoto could say anything. “Everyone always thought I was weak.”
“That’s not true!” Makoto yelled. “You wanted to improve yourself, I can’t think of anything stronger.”
“And yet you’re trying to date my killer's lover,” Chihiro said. “You really have no respect for the dead, huh?”
“H-huh…? Chihiro what are you talking about?”
“He’s talkin’ about Taka, fucker,” Mondo answered.
When Makoto faced Mondo, he found that Mondo looked like himself and not butter.
“You think that now that I’m gone you can just fuckin’ take over my spot, huh?” Mondo asked. “Well guess what, that ain’t gonna happen.”
“I think you’re confused,” Makoto said. “I don’t like Taka like that, I’m just his friend.”
“So,” Chihiro said. “That’s how you’ve been surviving this long, denial.”
“What?” Makoto asked.
“It’s plain as fuckin’ day,” Mondo said. “You’re head over heels for him, too bad he’s into me, right?”
“You guys are wrong!” Makoto yelled. “I’m sorry that you’re dead, but, you’re wrong about that.”
“Whatever the hell you say,” Mondo said. “But remember you’re no better than me, Makoto.”
“Huh…?”
“You got two people fuckin’ killed so far, Sayaka and I,” Mondo said. “So who’s next?”
“I didn’t mean to…” Makoto mumbled, staring at the ground. “It was either you guys or us.”
“What an odd way to justify it,” Chihiro said. “Whatever helps you sleep better at night, right…?”
Before Makoto could respond, he was awoken by the Monokuma’s morning announcement.
That wasn’t as bad as I thought, Makoto thought. Things are finally starting to look up.
Makoto made his way to the cafeteria finding that Kiyondo and Celeste were already there.
“Hello Makoto,” Celeste said.
“Mac,” Kiyondo acknowledged.
“Hey,” Makoto said. “How did you guys sleep?”
“I slept fine,” Celeste said. “Much more peaceful knowing that no one can die at night anymore.”
“That implies that rich kid is gonna fudgin’ follow our rules,” Kiyondo huffed. “I wouldn’t bet even Mac’s life on that.”
“H-hey…!” Makoto responded.
“Who would kill him?” Celeste asked. “I doubt Toko would ever harm him and that’s the only other person who wouldn’t be following the rule.”
“I guess not, but heck,” Kiyondo said. “That girl is totally fudgin’ obsessed with Byakuya.”
“Isn’t she calling him ‘Master’ now?” Makoto asked. “I wonder what sparked that.”
“Perhaps they have bonded,” Celeste offered. “Even Byakuya can’t stay alone forever.”
As the rest of the class, excluding Byakuya and Toko, came into the cafeteria another meeting began and ended without much fanfare.
After the meeting, Makoto went back to his room.
Huh, Makoto thought. I wonder who I can hang out with?
Makoto checked his e-Handbook, the closest person was Kyoko, as she was outside the bath house.
Makoto walked near the bath house before getting stopped by Kyoko.
“Going to bathe?” Kyoko asked coldly.
“No,” Makoto said. “Actually I wanted to talk to you.”
“Oh,” Kyoko answered. “I hope you don’t mind but I don’t want to leave my current position.”
“No, that’s fine,” Makoto said. “We can talk here if it’s okay with you.”
Kyoko looked at the bath house entrance before sighing. “Yeah, that should be fine.”
“I’ve been meaning to tell you this for a while,” Makoto began. “But, wow you are really good at investigating.”
“Is that so?” Kyoko asked.
“Yep!” Makoto answered. “In fact, if I had to guess your talent I would say it’s the Ultimate Detective or something close.”
“Hm,” Kyoko said. “I’m afraid my talent is still a secret, so I won’t confirm or deny your guess.”
“Well that’s fine,” Makoto answered. “It’s more fun to guess than to actually know.”
“Is that so?” Kyoko asked. “I suppose one could say making the theory is much more fun than proving it.”
“Exactly!” Makoto said. “Especially in our situation.”
“Speaking of our situation,” Kyoko said. “Makoto, I must commend you on your ability to bring the group together.”
“Huh…?”
“You believe whole-heartedly in everything,” Kyoko said. “That’s a respectable ability.”
“Hina told me that,” Makoto said. “I’m not so sure I believe it.”
“But,” Kyoko said. “Perhaps you should be careful with it.”
“Careful…?” Makoto echoed. “What do you mean?”
“The bigger you are,” Kyoko began, “the larger you fall.” “Huh?”
“Keep your beliefs reasonable, Makoto,” Kyoko explained. “We are in a killing game, it is not unreasonable to expect the worst.”
“I can see where you’re coming from,” Makoto admitted. “But I’d like to believe in my friends until the very end!”
“You wear your heart on your sleeve,” Kyoko commented. “Perhaps that’s not so bad.”
“It’s really just natural to me,” Makoto admitted.
“Perhaps we could benefit from one another,” Kyoko said. “Your belief and motivational skills would be beneficial to anyone here.”
“Is that something that can really be taught…?” Makoto asked.
“In return,” Kyoko continued. “I could teach you how to investigate better.”
“Really…?” Makoto asked. “I mean that’d be great but I wouldn’t want to force you.”
“Our respective skills are beneficial to living in this school,” Kyoko said. “I don’t see any reason for us not to work together.”
“You’re right,” Makoto said, “let’s try our hardest to work together and get out of here!”
“Hm,” Kyoko said, smiling for a moment before going back to her natural expression. “You really are determined, aren’t you?”
“Of course!” Makoto said. “If we all work together we’ll be out of here in no time!”
“Are you sure you aren’t the Ultimate Moral Compass?” Kyoko teased. “You’ve been a bit more active than Taka as of late.”
“Have I…?” Makoto asked. “Maybe he was rubbing off on me.”
“Speaking of Taka, I think we should end our conversation here,” Kyoko said. “I must keep watch just in case Hifumi or Kiyondo get any ideas.”
“You know you don’t have to do that to yourself,” Makoto said.
“It’s better than not being cautious,” Kyoko replied. “This is important, we can’t lose it now.”
Makoto nodded, quickly saying goodbye and heading back to his room.
Man, Kyoko calls me determined but really she’s the more determined one, Makoto thought. I don’t think I could ever stand that long waiting for someone to try to go near Alter Ego.
Before Makoto could decide to hang out with anyone else, Monokuma’s voice began to play on the speakers.
“Hello my beloved students!” Monokuma began. “I have a very exciting surprise…! Please make your way to the gymnasium!”
Surprise…? Makoto thought. This isn’t a motive… right?
Makoto made his way to the gym, discovering that he was one of the first people to make it there.
“Mac,” Kiyondo said, “what do you think that stupid fudgin’ bear has planned for us?”
“I don’t know,” Makoto admitted. “But it probably isn’t good.”
“That’s not a positive way of thinkin’,” Kiyondo scolded. “You gotta at least try to fudgin’ try to be positive, or it all will go to heck.”
“Huh…?” Makoto said. “Well yeah, I guess…”
As everyone else entered the gym, Monokuma appeared with a laugh.
“So, I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you all here!” Monokuma yelled cheerily. “Now I know not everyone here is going to have the most stable financial situation, so…”
Monokuma paused as money fell from the sky onto the stage.
“I’ve decided to fund your killing!” Monokuma said. “Ten million dollars waiting for the lucky blackened!”
“Tch,” Byakuya said. “As if that measly amount would get me to even move.”
“That’s not enough money,” Yasuhiro said sadly.
“N-not enough money f-for what?” Toko asked.
“My debt,” Yasuhiro admitted sadly. “It’s not even close…!”
“How much debt do you have?” Junko asked.
“More than I should,” Yasuhiro admitted.
“As much as I hate to fudgin’ agree with the rich kid,” Kiyondo began, “we won’t kill for this, not at all!”
“Are you so sure?” Monokuma asked. “The money might be enticing for at least one of you.”
“He’s right,” Makoto said. “This won’t work, Monokuma!”
“Puhuhuhu! The hope on your faces, it’s hilarious,” Monokuma said. “I can’t wait for it to turn into despair…!”
“Whatever you have planned,” Sakura said. “You have gravely miscalculated.”
“There’s not much else he can do,” Kyoko said. “He has exhausted most of his trump cards.”
“That’s what you all think!” Monokuma said. “Anyways, I must be off, being the headmaster is oh so exhausting!” Monokuma disappeared, leaving the money on the stage.
“This was pointless,” Byakuya said, leaving as quickly as he had entered.
“M-master, please wait up…!” Toko yelled, following after him.
“Perhaps we should disband as well,” Celeste said. “There is not much to be gained staying here, no?”
“I’m going to go to the bath house if you all don’t mind!” Hifumi said while sweating.
“No, you’re not,” Kyoko said. “If you need to bathe, do it in your room.”
“She’s right,” Sakura said. “There is no reason for you to go into the bath house.”
“M-miss Kirigiri…! You don’t understand, I must bathe in the bath house!” Hifumi said in protest.
“Give it up, man,” Yasuhiro said. “They aren’t going to budge.”
“Didn’t know you were that desperate, Hifumi,” Junko commented. “That can’t be attractive at all.”
Makoto decided to leave the group to their arguing over Alter Ego.
“Mac!” Kiyondo yelled, catching up to Makoto easily. “How about we hang out since you have nothing better to fudgin’ do.”
“Huh...? Sure…” Makoto responded.
“Let’s head to my fudgin’ room then,” Kiyondo said as he grabbed Makoto and dragged him into Kiyotaka’s room.
Once they arrived Makoto decided to speak first, “You call this your room, but it’s technically Taka’s, right?”
“As if anything should belong to that weak dumbbutt,” Kiyondo responded.
“Huh…?” Makoto asked. “Taka wasn’t weak!”
“You don’t fudgin’ know because you don’t have his memories, dumbbutt,” Kiyondo said. “He couldn’t even fudgin’ confess to the guy he liked, or save ‘im either.”
“You’re talking about Mondo, right?”
“Of fudgin’ course,” Kiyondo said. “Who the heck else could I be talkin’ about?”
“N-no one,” Makoto responded quickly. “I just wanted to make sure…!”
“And you wanna know why?” Kiyondo asked, not looking for an answer. “Because of his stupid fudgin’ feelings for someone else!” “His feelings for someone else…? Kiyondo, I don’t understand…”
“So now I’m stuck fudgin’ dealing with it,” Kiyondo complained. “Ugh, Mac, it’s so dang hard.”
“I guess I can see why…?” Makoto said. “But if you like that person as well, why don’t you at least tell them your feelings…?”
“It’s not that fudgin’ easy,” Kiyondo said. “It’d feel like betrayal to my bro, and they already have people interested in them anyways.”
“Oh,” Makoto said, not knowing what to say. “Well I’m sure it’ll work out in the end!”
“What makes you so fudgin’ sure?”
“Despite how you act, you’re pretty nice!” Makoto said. “I’m sure anyone would be lucky to be with you or Taka.”
Kiyondo stared at Makoto, face starting to flush.
“How the heck can you say something like that?” Kiyondo asked. “You’re fudging with me, right?”
“N-no…?” Makoto answered, already putting his hand on his cheek. “I’m being serious Kiyondo, you’ve got a shot if you try it!”
“Ugh,” Kiyondo answered. “You’re just makin’ it fudgin’ worse, Mac.”
“H-huh…?!” Makoto yelled. “I didn’t mean to…!”
“Shouldn’t you be headin’ to your fudgin’ room by now?” Kiyondo asked, checking his watch. “It’s almost time for bed for all the good little boys and girls.”
“Hey! I’m not a little kid!” Makoto complained. “But you’re probably right, haha…”
“Make sure you don’t break any fudgin’ rules,” Kiyondo said as Makoto left Kiyotaka’s dorm.
Makoto made his way to his dorm just as Monokuma’s night time announcement began.
Here’s to a good night’s sleep. Makoto thought.
“Hello Makoto,” Sayaka’s voice said. “I see you’re back for another talk.”
“Sayaka…?” Makoto asked. “Why are we here…?”
“I’ve got a word of warning for you, Makoto,” Sayaka said. “Despite the fact that you don’t deserve it, another murder is soon to come.”
“H-huh…?!” Makoto yelled. “No, that’s wrong!”
“Do you really believe in your friends that much?” Sayaka asked. “It’s foolish, you know?”
“No, another murder won’t happen!” Makoto said. “That I can be sure of!”
“When it does happen,” Sayaka said. “Will you eagerly send another person to their execution as you’ve done before?”
“N-no… I didn’t mean for you…” Makoto began.
“Didn’t mean for me to die?” Sayaka interrupted. “God Makoto, you’re lying to a dead girl, how pathetic are you?”
“You knew what was going to happen to me,” Sayaka said. “And you still outed me anyway, you traitor.”
Makoto dropped to his knees and Sayaka bent down to make eye contact with him.
“You’re just as much of a murderer as I am.”
Makoto woke up with a start, clothes clinging uncomfortably to his body.
Makoto waited until the morning announcement played before going into his bathroom.
Leon’s body flickered into existence just as he turned on his bathroom’s light.
“Don’t mind me,” Leon’s corpse said. “This shouldn’t bother you at all.”
Makoto once again awoke with a scream in tune with Monokuma’s morning announcement.
When he went to his bathroom again, there was no body in it.
Slowly but surely he made his way to the cafeteria. Celeste, Kiyondo, Kyoko, and Sakura were already there.
“Makoto, you’re a bit late, no?” Celeste asked.
“Huh…? But not everyone is here yet,” Makoto responded.
“Yes, but this is later than your usual arrival,” Celeste said. “Did you get a good night’s sleep?”
“Um, sure…?” Makoto said. “I mean I did sleep all the way through.”
“Having a good night’s sleep doesn’t mean sleeping all the way through,” Sakura said. “It is rest for one’s body and mind.”
“Mac! If you aren’t well rested you won’t be fudgin’ performing at your best!” Kiyondo yelled.
“Oh,” Makoto said, putting his hand on his cheek. “Ahaha, I guess I’ll keep that in mind.”
“Still, Makoto isn’t the last person arriving,” Kyoko commented. “So perhaps we shouldn’t worry too much, yet.”
As the group in the cafeteria awkwardly conversed, they were only joined by one more person, Hifumi.
“Have you seen anyone else in the halls, Hifumi?” Sakura asked as Hifumi entered.
“I don’t believe so Miss Ogami!” Hifumi answered, slightly flushed.
“Why are you flustered, Hifumi?” Celeste asked. “You wouldn’t be doing anything odd, no?”
“Miss Ludenberg…! I have not been doing anything…!”
“He was probably in the bath house,” Kyoko said. “It seems he couldn’t stay away afterall.”
“That means Junko and Hiro are missing, no?” Celeste asked.
“To think they would just fudgin’ sleep through the meeting!” Kiyondo complained. “And Junk said she wanted to fudging replace me…!”
“Maybe we should investigate,” Sakura said. “I could see Hiro sleeping the morning meeting away, but Junko?”
“You don’t think…” Makoto began.
“We should be on guard,” Kyoko interrupted. “At the very least we should make sure of their locations.”
“Then we should check their fudgin’ rooms, right?!” Kiyondo yelled.
“That would be smart, no?” Celeste said.
The group first went to knock on Junko’s door. When they received no answer they decided to mash her doorbell.
“There’s no answer,” Kyoko noted. “I don’t think she could sleep through this.”
“Maybe she’s sleeping with Hiro…” Makoto mumbled.
“You really think those two would get together?” Celeste asked. “That would not be my bet at the very least.”
“Huh…? Maybe they’re staying in the same room…?” Makoto said.
“A boy and a girl sleepin’ together, Mac that’d be too fudgin’ unwholesome!” Kiyondo yelled.
“I don’t believe that’s what he meant,” Sakura said.
“I for one wouldn’t understand Mr. Hagakure’s tastes!” Hifumi said.
The group went for Yasuhiro’s room and once again received no answer.
“This isn’t good,” Kyoko said.
“You’re right!” Monokuma yelled as he appeared. “This isn’t looking good at all!”
“Why are you here, Monokuma?” Sakura asked.
“I’m here to give you a hint!” Monokuma said. “Aren’t I nice? Don’t answer that, I already know I am…!”
“Just give us our fudgin’ hint you stupid bear…!” Kiyondo complained.
“If you’re so curious about the location of your friends bear-haps you should check the third floor!” Monokuma said before vanishing.
“There’s nothing left to do,” Kyoko said. “We must check the third floor.”
Makoto felt nothing but dread as he followed the group up to the third floor.
“I cannot help but feel a sense of foreboding,” Celeste said. “This all feels too familiar, deja-vu, no?”
“I’m sure everything is okay…!” Makoto answered. “It has to be!”
“Very little things are going according to plan,” Celeste said. “Perhaps we should expect the worst, no?”
When Makoto stared at the rec-room’s door, he already knew what was going to happen. While his classmates were checking the two classrooms, Makoto hesitantly opened the rec-room door.
At first when Makoto entered, things looked normal but when Makoto looked to his right he saw Junko’s body hanging on the wall.
With nothing left to do, Makoto screamed and the waking nightmare began again.
Quickly the rest of the group ran into the room and shortly after Monokuma’s body discovery announcement played.
“Miss Enoshima!” Hifumi yelled. “She’s hanging on the wall…!”
“This is... interesting,” Celeste said. “I have the feeling I’ve seen this body set up before…”
“I believe you’re right,” Sakura said. “This looks to be the work of Genocide Jack.”
“Genocide Jack is here…?” Makoto asked softly. “And he went after Junko…?”
“Apparently,” Kyoko said. “I suppose we should begin our investigation.”
“Mac, you’re not looking too good,” Kiyondo noted. “Are you sure you’re fudging up for it?”
“I don’t have a choice,” Makoto admitted. “But I’m sure I’ll be fine.”
Kiyondo nodded, not looking too convinced. “Then we better get fudgin’ on with it, right?!”
The investigation began, not unlike the one’s previous. As Makoto approached Junko’s corpse, he could feel tears begin to well up in his eyes.
“Wait wait wait…!” Monokuma yelled, appearing from the ground. ”Ya can’t start an investigation without a Monokuma file!”
“Just give it to us, bear,” Kyoko said. “We don’t have time for your usual antics.”
“Aren’t you in a bad mood today,” Monokuma commented. “I can bear-ly believe the lack of respect I get around here…!”
“Well you better learn to believe it,” Kyoko said, looking at Junko’s body. “If you don’t have anything else to say, you should just leave.”
Monokuma pouted silently, leaving after he gave everyone a Monokuma file.
“I suppose we best start investigating, no?” Celeste said. “It seems we do not have much time to waste.”
“Let us assume that the others will come soon,” Sakura said. “They have heard the body discovery announcement.”
“Assuming no one else has died, that is,” Celeste cut in. “After all, apparently a serial killer is on the loose.”
“We know the Blackened has a limit,” Kyoko said. “Monokuma has told us that much.”
“So we can’t assume that they’re dead… right?” Makoto asked, scratching his cheek.
“Mac’s right!” Kiyondo yelled. “We can’t assume that they’re fudgin’ dead so ya better not!”
“Hm, perhaps that is the best attitude to have,” Sakura said. “Assuming the worst only gets you hurt.”
“But it doesn’t matter…!” Hifumi stammered. “We already know Miss Enoshima is dead so what’s the point…?!”
Makoto recoiled at the announcement of Junko’s death, still not coming to terms with it. Kiyondo also stiffened, although for a different reason.
“You don’t have to rub it in Mac’s face y’know!” Kiyondo yelled. “You’re a fudgin’ buttface right now!”
“H-huh…?” Hifumi squealed. “I’m not rubbing anything into Mr. Naegi’s face!”
“Guys,” Makoto interjected. “Can we just start investigating…?”
Kiyondo immediately stopped whatever he was about to say, nodding quickly before responding, “Of fudgin’ course, Mac!”
“Makoto,” Kyoko said, looking away from Junko’s body. “Perhaps you should look at the Monokuma file first.”
Makoto frowned, taking one more glance at Junko’s body. “Yeah, maybe you’re right.”
Kyoko stared at him, frowning ever so slightly. “Call me if you find anything useful in it.”
Makoto nodded before he turned around and took a glance at the Monokuma file.
“It doesn’t say her cause of death,” Makoto mumbled, staring at the Monokuma file. “Although it does say she has a cut on her right arm.”
“What do ya think that means, Mac?” Kiyondo asked, looking over his shoulder.
“No clue,” Makoto admitted. “But it has to have some importance if Monokuma pointed it out.”
“Yeah,” Kiyondo agreed. “But what the heck could that fudgin’ cut even mean?”
“Maybe it was a sign of struggle?” Makoto said, turning the Monokuma file off. “But we won’t find anything else out without investigating this place.”
“Then let’s get to it, Mac!”
Makoto and Kiyondo made their way to Junko’s dead body. Kyoko was looking over the corpse with a strange look on her face.
“That’s odd,” Kyoko mumbled to herself, staring at Junko’s hair.
“Kyoko?” Makoto asked. “Is there something wrong with Junko?”
Kyoko turned around, “Has Junko ever mentioned something about her hair?”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked, looking up at Junko’s hair. “No, I don’t think so. Why?”
“Her hair,” Kyoko said as she reached up to grab one of Junko’s twin tails before pulling it all off, “is a wig.”
Junko’s natural hair was a short black bob and both Makoto and Kiyondo were shocked into silence.
“She was wearin’ a fudgin’ wig this whole time…?!” Kiyondo finally yelled, staring at Junko’s body in shock.
“That isn’t the only thing fake about her,” Kyoko said. “Her nails are also glue-on instead of a manicure.”
“I mean… at least that makes a little sense,” Makoto said, shaking himself out of his stupor. “Manicures are hard to maintain right…?”
“I wouldn’t know,” Kyoko responded. “But other than an injury on her right arm her body seems to be in perfect shape.”
“Speaking of that cut…” Makoto began, looking at Junko’s body. “There’s no cause of death mentioned, but the cut is. Could that be her cause of death?”
“No,” Kyoko said quickly. “There wouldn’t have been enough blood loss caused by this cut. Whatever killed her didn’t leave a mark on her body.”
“Then what the fudge is the cut for?” Kiyondo asked. “If it didn’t do her in, what the heck is the point?”
“I don’t know,” Kyoko admitted. “But I do believe that her arm was cut after the murder rather than before.”
“Huh…?” Makoto asked. “What makes you say that?”
“Just a feeling.”
Before the three could talk more, the door opened once more and in came Byakuya with Toko trailing after him.
“Did none of you plebeians think to notify me of another body?” Byakuya asked, staring at the group in disgust.
“We assumed your ears were working,” Celeste replied. “We will not make the same mistake again.” “D-don’t insult Master like that,” Toko hissed behind Byakuya. “He has the b-best ears in the w-whole world…!”
“Oh Toko, I didn’t realize you were here,” Celeste said. “Why are you hiding behind Byakuya anyway?”
“I-I’m not hiding…!” Toko responded, peering out from behind Byakuya. Before she could say anything else, her eyes caught on Junko Enoshima’s dead body.
Then she fainted.
“H-huh…?!” Makoto yelled as Toko’s body hit the floor with a loud bump. “Did she just faint…?” “Tch,” Byakuya said. “Of course she would.”
“Interesting,” Celeste said. “I suppose she couldn’t handle this murder, no?”
“Miss Fukawa...!” Hifumi yelled. “Maybe that fall will teach her to appreciate manga!”
“Is that really all you can think of right now?” Sakura asked. “How shameful.”
“She can explain herself when she wakes up,” Byakuya said, glaring at Toko’s unconscious body. “For now I have investigating to do, so stay out of my way.”
“Is it really okay to leave her alone like that?” Makoto asked, staring at Toko worriedly.
“She’s gonna be fudgin’ fine, Mac.” Kiyondo said confidently. “But if there’s anything that rich buttface is right about, it is about investigating.”
”You’re right,” Makoto said, looking around the rec room. “There’s nothing else to do until she wakes up.”
“That’s the fudgin’ spirit, Mac!” Kiyondo cheered. “We’ll have this case solved in fudgin’ no time!”
Why does he keep calling me “Mac”...? Makoto thought. It’s kinda… annoying…
“Alright, so let’s look around the room,” Makoto said. “Anything that catches our eyes is probably important.”
Makoto and Kiyondo decided to look at Junko’s body once again. The sooner they got it over with the better.
“Of course the model would be unnatural,” Byakuya muttered, looking over Junko’s body with disgust.
“Hey…!” Makoto said, glaring up at Byakuya. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I’m talking about her wig and nails,” Byakuya said. “It should’ve been obvious that the ‘Ultimate Fashionista’ was fake from the very beginning.”
“There’s no fudgin’ reason for you to judge her just because of her fashion choices!” Kiyondo yelled. “She still tried harder than you did, anyway.”
“Tch,” Byakuya said, finally looking down to sneer at Kiyondo and Makoto. “I thought you didn’t like Junko anyway, pleb.”
“Just because she was fudgin’ annoying doesn’t mean she didn’t work for her talent,” Kiyondo said, defending himself. “You’ve got everything handed to you on a silver fudgin’ platter.”
“You absolute idiot of a commoner, you don’t even understand half of what I went through to get my title as the Togami heir,” Byakuya began, face contorting in anger. “I was born-”
“Byakuya,” Makoto interrupted, “I’m sure what you have to say is important… but we kind of have a murder to solve.” “Tch,” Byakuya said, looking away. “It’s not like you idiots would understand anyway.”
Makoto frowned, taking his gaze off of Byakuya and turning it to Junko’s dead body. Seeing her without a wig and a few of her nails was odd.
But he wasn’t sure he disliked how the real Junko looked.
Well, it wasn’t like it mattered anymore.
She was dead, no matter what she looked like.
I’m sorry Junko, Makoto thought. I’ll get to the bottom of this for you!
“Come on Mac, cheer up!” Kiyondo yelled, startling Makoto out of his thoughts. “The sooner we get to the fudgin’ bottom of this, the better!”
“Yeah, you’re right.” Makoto agreed, trying to summon some of his usual enthusiasm.
“Hey.. speaking of things that we need to get to the bottom of,” Makoto said looking up at Junko’s corpse. “She’s hanging… by some sort of rope, right?”
“Actually I’d bet that they’re holiday lights or whatever the heck,” Kiyondo said. “They definitely look just as obnoxious.”
“You’re right…” Makoto muttered. “They kinda look like the christmas lights the stores would sell in bulk.”
“I wonder why she’s hung up like this though,” Kiyondo said, softer than his normal tone. “It’s weird as all heck.”
“Maybe it has something to do with Genocide’s Jack MO…” Makoto said. “Although I wouldn’t know much about it…”
“Well, it’s probably worth fudgin’ remembering.”
Makoto nodded, staring at the holiday lights for a moment longer.
The bright colors of the holiday lights made Makoto feel sick. Holiday cheer was far from Makoto’s mind as Junko’s corpse hung weakly above.
Makoto couldn’t focus on Junko for too long. He didn’t want to get distracted.
“Alright,” Makoto said weakly. “Maybe we should check on what she’s hanging from…?”
“Good fudgin’ idea, Mac!”
Makoto and Kiyondo went to different sides, Makoto went to the side where Junko’s body was hanging from the Dart Board Arcade Machine.
Whoever hung her up took great care to make sure the holiday lights wouldn’t untie.
At least Makoto could confirm that it was done by an expert.
Not that it made him feel any better.
“Hey, Mac, I think you should come see this!” Kiyondo yelled and Makoto quickly rushed to Kiyondo.
“Huh…?” Makoto asked, looking to where Kiyondo was gesturing.
Embedded into the wall was a knife, although Makoto couldn’t see all the blade fully he noticed some ridges in the blade.
“Is this a knife from a kitchen…?” Makoto asked, tilting his head confusedly.
“No you fudgin’ idiot, it’s a hunting knife,” Kiyondo corrected, staring at the knife intensely. “Why the fudge would one of these damn things be here, it’s unsafe as heck!”
“Where would someone even get one…?” Makoto asked. “It’s not like anyone would be hunting right…?”
“Maybe the fudgin’ Mastermind gave it to ‘em,” Kiyondo suggested. “They’d probably help any friggin’ criminal activity…!”
“I don’t know…” Makoto mumbled. “Would the Mastermind give a weapon that didn’t even get used?”
“Fudge, that is a good point, Mac,” Kiyondo said. “But where the heck did they get this damn knife then?!”
“Hm…” Makoto said, putting his hand on his chin. “We can’t be sure, but we should keep this in mind.”
“Yeah, you’re probably fudgin’ right.” Kiyondo said. “So, any other places to check?” “We should just look around the room,” Makoto suggested. “It’d probably be better if we split up, as well.”
“Alright Mac, but as soon as you fudgin’ find anything you better call for me!” Kiyondo commanded. “I’ll do the same for you, got it?!”
“Alright…” Makoto said, putting his hand on his cheek to scratch it.
I guess all of Taka isn’t gone yet, huh…? Makoto thought.
Makoto wandered to where Sakura and Hifumi were standing, seemingly standing guard.
“Hey, Hifumi…?” Makoto began, causing said male to turn over to him.
“Ah, Mr. Naegi!” Hifumi said loudly. “Do you have any questions for me?” “Yeah,” Makoto said, “do you have any information about the blackened?”
“Well of course,” Hifumi said, voice going deeper. “They are a murderous fiend! A serial killer killing such a lady like Miss. Enoshima…”
Before Makoto could say anything else, Hifumi quickly corrected himself. “Not that I’m into 3D or anything, Mr. Naegi!”
So… he doesn’t have anything to say... Makoto thought.
“Sakura…” Makoto began. “Do you have any information about the blackened?”
“Perhaps not about the blackened themselves,” Sakura said. “But I do have information on Junko, or at least how she had been acting before her murder.”
“H-huh…? Junko acting weird…?” Makoto said, excited to hear anything about Junko. “Could you tell me anything about her behavior?”
“She seemed very nervous,” Sakura said, beginning to explain. “She came to me for advice before telling me that it wasn’t that important.”
“She came to you for advice…?” Makoto asked. “When did that happen?”
“Perhaps a day or so after the last class trial,” Sakura said. “Perhaps she thought it was too inconsiderate considering the events…”
That’s right, Makoto thought. Sakura was close to Hina… right?
“I’m sorry about Hina,” Makoto said. “And thanks for the information Sakura.”
“Don’t mention it,” Sakura said simply.
“Hey, Mac!” Kiyondo yelled, causing Makoto to turn his head over to where Kiyondo was in the rec room. “There’s another fudgin’ thing you need to see over here!”
Makoto made his way to where Kiyondo was standing only to be stopped by Kiyondo’s hand.
“You have to be fudgin’ careful where you stand, Mac,” Kiyondo said. “There’s glass shards from a teacup over here, so you better be friggin’ careful.”
“A teacup…?” Makoto asked, staring at the remains of said teacup. “Why would this be here…?”
“Someone was obviously fudgin’ drinking here, Mac,” Kiyondo said. “It’s obvious as heck you dumbbutt…!”
Yeah, I know that, Makoto thought. I mean, what’s the importance of it being here…?
“I mean,” Makoto said, beginning to explain himself. “Why would-”
Before Makoto could continue, a low groaning noise was heard. When Makoto looked over, he could see that Toko was trying to make her way back up.
“Toko…?” Makoto asked, starting to make his way to where she was. “Are you alright?”
“Huh…? Some random stranger...?” Toko asked, staring at Makoto with her tongue out. “Why are you here and what’s it to ya?”
“You just passed out,” Makoto said. “Are you sure you’re alright…?”
“Well, aren’t you just the shining example of a gentleman, ?” Toko asked. “Oh it makes me just feel like a woman!”
“I hate to interrupt this conversation,” Celeste said coolly. “But I just heard an odd noise from the physics lab and it’s best to investigate that, no?”
“As long as it keeps me away from her,” Byakuya said, glaring at Toko’s direction. “Then I don’t see why I shouldn’t at least investigate it.”
“I see you are very keen on her,” Celeste joked. “But I am glad even you see the importance of investigating everything.”
“Tch,” Byakuya simply said, walking out of the room with long strides.
Kiyondo made his way to Makoto soon after Byakuya left, staring at Toko worriedly.
“We’ve gotta fudgin’ investigate that room, right?” Kiyondo asked. “But should we really leave her like this…?”
“I mean, we can take her with us,” Makoto said. “And then after we’ll take her to the nurse or something…?” “Good fudgin’ idea, Mac!”
“Hey, why are you talking about me like I’m not here…?!” Toko complained, crossing her arms. “That’s very rude of ya, y’know.”
“We’re not meanin’ to be fudgin’ mean you know!” Kiyondo said, glaring at Toko. “You’ve just been acting crazy as heck!”
“Well--!” Toko said, about to retaliate, only to be interrupted by Makoto.
“Hey guys…” Makoto said, putting his hands between them. “Maybe we should just investigate…”
“I guess you’re fudgin’ right, Mac,” Kiyondo said, still glaring at Toko. “Let’s just get this damn investigation over with.”
Makoto nodded, leading both Toko and Kiyondo into the hallway.
“Woah, is this Hope’s Peak?” Toko asked, eyes lighting up for a moment in a reddish-color. “Damn this place got a makeover!”
“We’ve been in Hope’s Peak for a while,” Makoto said. “Do you really not remember that?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know, average looking stranger?” Toko rebutted.
“Hey, don’t fudgin’ insult Mac’s looks!” Kiyondo barked, getting all fired up again.
“Woah, is this some real Boys’ Love?” Toko asked. “What are you going to do, defend your boyfriend?”
“Boyfriend…?! What the heck are you talking about?”
“It’s totally obvious you two have the hots for each other…!” Toko wheezed. “What an interesting pair-”
“We’re going in,” Makoto said, interrupting Toko before she could go on a tangent.
What’s gotten into her…? Makoto thought as he entered the physics lab. Did she really hit her head that hard?
When Makoto entered the room, he saw Yasuhiro on the floor with Celeste and Byakuya.
Another person dead…? Makoto thought. I can’t… why…? Why would this happen?
Makoto waited for the body discovery announcement to play, waited for hell to begin once more.
A drop, before someone spoke.
“Well I suppose he is not dead,” Celeste said. “After all, we haven’t heard the body discovery announcement, no?”
“Huh…?” Makoto mumbled. “You’re right…” “He couldn’t be fudgin’ sleeping here either,” Kiyondo said. “It’s against the damn rules!”
“Hohoh…? Hope’s Peak Academy has some strange rules.” Toko said.
“Tch,” Byakuya said. “Why did you bring her here?”
“We couldn’t just leave her…?” Makoto said, scratching his cheek.
Byakuya glared at him, but didn’t say anything else.
If looks could kill… Makoto thought. Jeez, that guy would have killed everyone by this point...
“So what are we going to do about Hiro…?” Makoto said, trying to ignore Byakuya’s glare. “I mean, we can’t just leave him here, right?”
“Does anyone find it odd that he’s knocked out here?” Celeste said, tilting her head slightly. “It’s a bit too close to the body, no?”
“We won’t be able to find out anything until he wakes the fudge up!” Kiyondo said.
“Tch,” Byakuya glared. “Do you have any ideas on how to wake this idiot up?”
“Maybe we could pour water on him…?” Makoto offered. “I think that’d wake him up.”
“Good idea, Mac!” Kiyondo said. “I’ll be right fudgin’ back with the water.”
Kiyondo quickly left the room without flat out running, leaving the room a lot more silent.
“He seemed very eager to fulfill your wishes Makoto,” Celeste noted, a slight smile on her face. “There isn’t something more going on between you two, no?”
“Something more going on…?” Makoto asked, scratching his cheek. “I… don’t know what you mean.”
“Of course you don’t,” Byakuya said. “You’re too stupid to catch onto any subtext.”
“Subtext…?” Makoto said. “I really don't understand this at all.”
“Oh,” Toko said, sneering slightly. “You’re the oblivious protagonist then?”
Before Makoto could express his confusion again, Kiyondo burst into the room with a bucket of water.
“Alright, let’s wake this child born of wedlock up before he breaks any more damn rules!” Kiyondo yelled, spilling some of the water in the process.
“If we’re going to wake him up, we’re going to actually need some water,” Byakuya sneered. “Unless you want to go grab another bucket.”
“Let’s not fight, everyone,” Celeste interrupted. “We must discover what brought Hiro here before we devolve into petty squabbling.”
“Fine,” Byakuya said, “but let’s make this quick.”
Kiyondo carefully came over to Yasuhiro, making sure not to spill any more water before he reached his target.
With little to no warning, Kiyondo poured the bucket of water all over Yasuhiro.
Everyone stared, waiting for a reaction.
There was none.
“Is he actually dead…?” Makoto asked, staring at Yasuhiro worriedly. “There’s no way he didn’t wake up due to that, right?”
“It seems that he’s immune to one bucket,” Celeste said. “Perhaps we should try another.”
“That’s the only fudgin’ course of action,” Kiyondo said. “I’ll be right back.”
Kiyondo was off again and the group decided to converse in the meantime.
“Why do you think he’s here?” Celeste asked. “It seems like an odd place to be, no?”
“In the room near the body?” Makoto asked. “Maybe the blackened disposed of him here?”
“Are we so sure he isn’t the blackened?” Celeste asked. “We cannot deny the possibility, no?”
“There’s no point in discussing this until the idiot wakes up,” Byakuya said. “So if you could keep your useless discussion to a minimum-”
Kiyondo burst into the room, or as well as he could with two buckets full of water in his hands.
“That fudgin’ dumbbutt isn’t going to be able to sleep through this!” Kiyondo yelled.
“How did you carry those two up without spilling…?” Makoto asked, moving out of Kiyondo’s way so as to not get hit with water.
“It’s obvious he’s super strong,” Toko said. “Doesn’t that get you all excited…?”
“Shut up,” Byakuya said before Makoto could even begin to question what she meant.
Kiyondo poured the second bucket of water on Yasuhiro. Unlike the first time, there was a bit of an effect.
“At least he twitched…?” Makoto offered, scratching at his cheek. “But this does seem to be a bit… pointless.”
“We’re not throwing the damn towel in yet!” Kiyondo yelled. “We’ve still got one more fudgin’ empty bucket and plenty more to fill up.”
“We don’t have the time for trying to wake this idiot up,” Byakuya said. “You get one more attempt before we just leave him here.”
“Well then this attempt I’ll be sure to fudgin’ wake him up!” Kiyondo yelled, all fired up.
Unlike his previous attempts of just dumping the bucket onto Yasuhiro, Kiyondo got into a more throwing like position.
When Kiyondo did throw the bucket, some of the contents did hit Yasuhiro.
Unfortunately, the majority of its’ contents happened to hit Byakuya.
“You idiot…!” Byakuya yelled, glaring at Kiyondo with more emotion than he had ever shown before. “I’ll have you know my outfit is worth more than your damn life!”
“Well maybe you shouldn’t have been in my damn way when I was trying to wake Hiro up!” Kiyondo said. “It’s not my fudgin’ fault you’re always trying to stand in the center of attention!”
“A Togami is always supposed to be center stage,” Byakuya hissed. “Although an Ishimaru like yourself would never understand.”
“I’m not a fudgin’ Ishimaru,” Kiyondo yelled, somehow rising in volume. “Don’t ever compare me to him!”
“Oh? You’re not an Ishimaru?” Byakuya asked. “Despite what you try to delude yourself into believing, you are still very much the failure that is named Kiyotaka Ishimaru.”
“Guys…” Makoto said, tone pleading. “Can we save this until after the class trial…?”
“Huh…?” Yasuhiro murmured, slowly waking up to the fight in front of him. “What are you guys all doing in my room…?”
“Shut up!” Both Kiyondo and Byakuya yelled, causing Yasuhiro to put his hands over his face.
“Please don’t hurt me!” Yasuhiro cried.
As Kiyondo and Byakuya continued their arguing, Makoto went over to the still shaking Yasuhiro.
“Hey, uh, Hiro, you do realize this isn’t your room, right?” Makoto said, staring worriedly at the man. “Do you know how you got here…?”
“Huh…? It isn’t?” Yasuhiro asked. “So you’re telling me that they didn’t break into my room and they aren’t going to kill me?” “Yeah,” Makoto said, scratching his cheek. “If they’re going to kill anyone… it’ll probably be each other.”
“Oh, well that’s reassuring!” Yasuhiro said, smiling brightly. “Although… that doesn’t explain why I’m all wet.”
“Well um, I was hoping you could explain at least something about this situation…” Makoto said. “Currently, it doesn’t really make sense why you’re here.”
“Ask away, Makoto!”
“So, why did you come to the Physics Lab?”
“That’s easy…!” Yasuhiro said, pausing for a moment. “I’m… pretty sure I got a note.”
“A note?” Makoto asked. “What did the note say?”
“It was just telling me to meet someone in the Physics Lab early in the morning,” Yasuhiro said. “Weird, huh?”
“Do you still have the note with you?”
“Huh…? Let me check.” Yasuhiro said, padding his wet clothes for any note. After a minute he seems satisfied with the results of his search.
“Sorry Makoto, seems like it’s gone now.” Yasuhiro said. “It’s not like it was important right…?”
“About that…” Makoto said, trailing off. “There’s been another murder and… that note could’ve been important.”
“Another murder…?!” Yasuhiro yelled. “Don’t tell me you did it, Makoto!”
“Huh…?! No way!” Makoto said. “I’m just… trying to figure out how you got here.”
“Oh yeah, I never finished the story, did I?” Yasuhiro said. “So after I came here, I must’ve got hit with something because I don’t remember anything afterwards!”
“Someone… hit you?!” Makoto said, practically yelling. “And you didn’t think to mention this at all?”
“I was getting to it eventually!” Yasuhiro said, scratching at his nose. “You can’t rush a story, Makoto.”
“That’s a pretty important detail to mention, Hiro!”
“You still haven’t even explained why I’m all wet!”
“That’s because Kiyondo splashed you with water to wake you up…” Makoto said, scratching his cheek.
Just ignore that it took three buckets and an angry Byakuya, Makoto thought. But at least Hiro is up…?
“Ah Yasuhiro,” Celeste said, walking up to Makoto and Yasuhiro. “It is good to see you back up, yes?”
“Yeah… but apparently I’ve missed a lot, huh?” Yasuhiro asked, scratching his head. “Apparently there’s been a whole murder.”
“You don’t seem very shocked by this revelation,” Celeste noted. “Could you have already known?” “Hey… are you implying…” Makoto said, as Celeste smiled innocently at him.
“Like I said before, we cannot ignore that this is very suspicious,” Celeste said. “Perhaps if he could give us a reason to trust him then I’d be less suspicious.”
“Hey, don’t be mean…!” Yasuhiro said. “There’s no way I could murder anyone!”
“That is what we thought about the last two blackeneds,” Celeste said. “It turns out we were sorely mistaken, no?”
Makoto frowned. Although he didn’t want to be suspicious of Yasuhiro, Celeste wasn’t exactly wrong.
He’s claiming something that we can’t exactly prove… Makoto thought. But is he smart enough to come up with a plan like that?
“We’ll get to the bottom of this in no time,” Makoto said, finally. “If Yasuhiro really is the blackened we’ll figure that out.”
“Oh…?” Celeste said. “You truly do not believe he is the blackened then?”
“I’m not sure…” Makoto admitted. “But we shouldn’t distrust him until we have more evidence.”
“Thanks, Makoto!” Yasuhiro said. “I’ll make sure to prove myself innocent!”
I think the blackened would especially want to prove themselves innocent, Hiro, Makoto thought. But it’s the thought that counts, right?
“Are you fudgin’ done here, Mac?” Kiyondo asked. “That rich son of a gun is too fudgin’ annoying to stay here any longer.”
“Plus, we still have to take Toko to the nurse’s office since she’s acting like a fudgin’ freak.”
“Oh yeah,” Makoto said. “I don’t think there’s anything else here, no.”
“Then let’s fudgin’ go!” Kiyondo yelled, grabbing Makoto and dragging him over to Toko.
“Ooh, getting handsy with your boyfriend huh…?” Toko asked. “This is getting so X-rated…!”
“Shut up, you’re coming with us you fudgin’ freak,” Kiyondo said, as he dragged Makoto out of the physics lab.
Surprisingly, Toko followed, murmuring something about ‘Boy’s Love in live-action’.
“Kiyondo, why are you dragging me?!” Makoto complained. “I can walk on my own you know…!”
“That fudgin’ rich brat, who does he think he is?!” Kiyondo fumed, ignoring Makoto entirely. “Think that he's so high and mighty and so much fudgin’ better for you!”
“Better for me…? Kiyondo, what’s going on?!”
“Ooh, so the white haired one gets super jealous, huh…?” Toko drooled. “Interesting, very interesting.”
With Kiyondo fuming and Toko drooling, Makoto was very confused as the three of them made their way to the nurse’s office.
Finally able to detach himself from Kiyondo’s vice grip, Makoto looked at the nurse’s office warily.
What are we supposed to treat Toko with…? Makoto thought. We can’t exactly cure her new-found behavior with an ice pack, right?
“Um, Toko,” Makoto began, “do you have a headache or anything…?”
“A headache…? How could I have a headache with some real Boy’s Love happening right in front of me…?” Toko responded. “I’m a real connoisseur of that, y’know.”
“Yeah, right…” Makoto said.
This situation couldn’t get any worse, Makoto thought. Or… at least I hope it can’t.
“Well, since we have no clue what the heck is wrong with you,” Kiyondo said, walking over to the refrigerator. “We’re just gonna give you a fudgin’ ice pack.”
Kiyondo opened the refrigerator and quickly grabbed an ice pack. He examined it for any holes before walking it back to Toko.
“Well, that’s all we fudgin’ came here for, right?” Kiyondo asked. “We can leave this damn place, right?”
“I’m not so sure…” Makoto said, looking over the room. “Since we’re investigating, shouldn’t we just investigate this room to be safe?”
“That’s right, Mac!” Kiyondo yelled. “We’re still investigating a murder so we should take every fudgin’ precaution known to man!”
“Am I supposed to help you with your investigation?” Toko asked, looking particularly dead. “Because that’s like super lame.”
“No, you should just work on getting better…” Makoto said.
Makoto went to the left side of the room, examining the beds to see if anything was hidden.
Kiyondo’s side bid a bit more usefulness as he was quick to call Makoto over.
“Hey Mac, there’s something odd you need to see over here.” Kiyondo said, staring at an opened gray cabinet.
“Huh…? What do you mean?” Makoto asked, making his way over to where Kiyondo was standing.
The gray cabinet in and of itself was usually ordinary, although Makoto couldn’t be completely sure about that as he was only in the office once.
“It’s just an ordinary cabinet…?” Makoto asked, tilting his head to try to see better. “I don’t see anything too weird about it.”
“No you fudgin’ dumbbutt you have to look inside the cabinet,” Kiyondo said, reaching inside and pulling out a mallet. “This dangerous thing was just lurking inside waiting to wack another fudgin’ innocent victim!”
“Another victim…?” Makoto asked. “What do you mean?”
“Damn Mac, you really need to learn to pay attention!” Kiyondo scolded. “There’s a bit of fudgin’ blood on the mallet, you damn dumbbutt!”
“H-huh…?” Makoto said, grabbing the mallet from Kiyondo and putting up to his eye.
Sure enough there was a bit of blood on the mallet, but from where…? “Hey, I hate to break your precious moment, but…” Toko interrupted in a sing-songy voice. “Can I just go to my room and rest there, it’s getting super boring just waiting here!”
“Oh yeah, right,” Makoto said. “You should probably rest before the class trial.”
After one more quick-glance around the nurse’s office the trio left to bring Toko back to her room to rest.
Hopefully she can just sleep off whatever happened to her, Makoto thought. Although something tells me I shouldn’t get my hopes up that much…
Once the trio made their way back to the dorms, Toko cheerfully entered her room.
“Remember, don’t kiss without me watching,” Toko said, smiling. “Or else I’ll have to punish you two, alright?”
“K-kiss…?!” Makoto stuttered. “I don’t-”
“Don’t fudgin’ tease us like that!” Kiyondo said, interrupting Makoto.
“Ugh,” a familiar voice groaned, and Makoto could already feel the glare piercing through his head. “What are you two doing here?”
Makoto turned around to meet Byakuya’s glare, smiling politely at him. “We just came here to drop off Toko.”
“Tch,” Byakuya sneered. “Why do you waste time with that shut-in?”
“Because Mac doesn’t fudgin’ judge people like you do, rich brat!” Kiyondo yelled, glaring daggers at Byakuya.
“Shut up,” Byakuya said. “We had this argument before and I won’t bother with it again.”
“Since I found you here anyway Makoto,” Byakyua continued, ignoring Kiyondo’s glare. “There’s something I need to show you, I believe it to be pertinent to the class trial.”
“‘Something important’...?” Makoto echoed. “What do you mean?”
“I’d rather show you alone, Makoto,” Byakuya said, glaring at Kiyondo.
“There’s no fudgin’ way I’m leaving you alone with Mac!” Kiyondo hissed. “Not after what you fudgin’ said to me.”
“Of course you would be so narrow minded,” Byakuya said. “But if you’re going to insist, you might as well come to.”
“Where are we going, exactly…?” Makoto asked, scratching his cheek.
“To the library’s archive, obviously,” Byakyuya said, turning heel and walking towards the second floor’s stairs.
“I guess we should follow him, then?” Makoto asked Kiyondo.
“Be on your fudgin’ guard, Mac.” is all Kiyondo responded with.
As the two followed Byakuya with a careful distance to the library, Makoto could practically feel the tension strangle him.
That fight that they had… what could it have been about…? Makoto thought. And why are they still so angry about it…?
“Before we go into the archive,” Byakuya began suddenly, “be careful with these documents, they’re worth more than your lives.”
“A-alright…” Makoto said, scratching his cheek for comfort.
“Just shut the fudge up and show us what you wanted to show us,” Kiyondo yelled.
Byakuya glared, but surprisingly bit down any rebuttal he had. Leading both Makoto and Kiyondo into the archive, he closed the door behind them.
“You both know of the serial killer Genocide Jack, correct?” Byakuya asked as he grabbed a document.
“Of course,” Makoto answered. “Even if you ignore the fact that they might be the blackened… their murders were a big thing.”
“Well, the school’s archive has the case file for Genocide Jack’s murders,” Byakuya said, dropping a large file in front of Makoto and Kiyondo. “I however have already read these files since the Togami-”
“Yeah yeah, we fudgin’ get it,” Kiyondo interrupted. “Come on Mac, let’s just read these damn files already.”
Makoto nodded, opening the large case file.
If Makoto had seen the images of Jack’s victims earlier he probably would’ve been disgusted. But now, four murders in, he could barely feel anything at all.
The case file talked about the victims Ken Harada, Tetsuhiro Honda and Shoji Gaku. All of them died in similar fashions.
Along with the victims, the case file also speculated that the killer was a high school student suffering from a split personality.
“That’s… a lot to take in,” Makoto said. “I guess we’re dealing with an experienced killer, huh?”
“Don’t fudgin’ worry, Mac!” Kiyondo said. “We’ll figure this out in no time!”
“Tch,” Byakuya said. “Your optimism is naïve at best.”
“Shut the fudge up!” Kiyondo yelled. “You can’t fudgin’ buy your way out of this.”
“I already know who the blackened is,” Byakuya said, smirking as he grabbed the case file. “But of course you two idiots haven’t figured it out yet.”
“H-huh…?! You know who the blackened is?!” Makoto yelled.
“H-he’s probably just bluffing, you know like the hecking dumbbutt he is…!”
“You can believe what you want to believe,” Byakuya said. “Now get out of my sight, I have nothing more to share with you.”
Makoto didn’t want to argue so before Kiyondo and Byakuya could begin to act on the tension that was growing in the room, Makoto grabbed Kiyondo and pulled him out to the hall.
“Mac, what the heck did you do that for?!” Kiyondo complained. “I was just about to put that rich brat in his damned place!”
“You can’t just keep fighting with him,” Makoto said, trying to stress the importance of keeping the peace.
Before Makoto could begin to scold Kiyondo for his behavior, much like Kiyotaka would ironically, the school’s speakers flared to life.
“A-hem!” Monokuma’s grating voice began, and although Makoto couldn’t see the bear smiling, it was obvious he was. “The investigation period is now over! If all my lovely students could head on to the elevator to begin the class trial, that would be very appreciated!”
“And by appreciated I mean required!” Monokuma added. “Ta-ta!”
“I guess it’s time to figure out who killed… Junko…” Makoto muttered, suddenly reminded about this trial’s victim.
“You’ll get justice for her, I promise you that, Mac!” Kiyondo said, smiling.
I want to believe you, Kiyondo, Makoto thought. But… justice won’t bring her back, will it?
Kiyondo and Makoto made their way to the class trial elevator, everyone except Byakuya and Toko were there waiting.
“I suppose this class trial will be pretty cut and dry, no?” Celeste asked the group as she looked at her nails. “This blackened practically handed it to us.”
“Are you really so sure of that?” Kyoko asked. “Very little is as it seems in this school.”
“Ah, Kyoko,” Celeste said smiling. “Isn’t it better to be positive about this sort of thing?”
“I have to agree with Miss. Ludenberg!” Hifumi said, pumping his hand up. “The way she explained things made it very clear.”
“So you two have been discussing this case then?” Sakura asked.
“Is that so wrong?” Celeste asked. “I did want to get a second opinion before I made any theories.”
“No,” Sakura said. “It was just a question.”
After a short period of silence, Byakuya entered the elevator.
“When is this elevator going to begin moving?” Byakuya complained. “I don’t have all day.”
“We’re all on the same schedule, are we not?” Celeste asked. “I do not know why you are complaining.”
“I’m glad you’re all worried about the class trial starting on time!” Monokuma cheered, appearing out of nowhere. “Worry no longer, because this elevator is starting to move down now!”
Before anyone could tell the bear that Toko was missing the elevator’s doors closed and began its slow descent downwards.
Is anyone going to tell Monokuma…? Makoto thought. I wonder if she can just get away with skipping the class trial.
And… if she can, then maybe I should’ve tried to skip this class trial too.
Once the elevator arrived at the class trial ground, each student went to their respective podium.
“Oh, it seems like someone’s being naughty!” Monokuma announced from his chair. “Which one of you brats is skipping the class trial…?!”
“That would be Toko,” Byakuya informed him easily. “If you could just kill her and be over it.”
“Oh? You are so quick to get rid of her over being tardy?” Celeste asked, raising an eyebrow. “How curious.” “I’d get rid of her for much less if possible,” Byakuya replied evenly. “But this is a way to keep my hands clean of her disgusting blood.” “I’ve got bad news, Byakuya!” Monokuma said, not sounding even the slightest bit sad. “All I’ll do is drag her down here, kicking and screaming if I must!”
“Um… about that,” Makoto said. “She was acting a bit weird before the class trial, I don’t know if she’d come willing with you or not.”
“She was acting weird, you say?” Monokuma asked, tilting his head. “Interesting, very interesting…”
“You wouldn’t happen to know anything about her behavior would you, Monokuma?” Kyoko asked, crossing her arms and glaring at the bear.
“Oh me…?” Monokuma asked. “In this case I’m bear-y innocent…!”
“Monokuma,” Sakura said. “If you could just get Toko and start this trial, that would be very appreciated.”
“Fine, fine!” Monokuma said. “Please be patient while I grab your beloved classmate Toko Fukawa!”
In a moment he was gone again, leaving the room in an awkward sort of silence.
“So what do you all fudgin’ think about this case?” Kiyondo’s voice cut through the tension.
“This case seems cut and dry,” Sakura said. “Because of that we should be worried about its actual complexity.”
“Oh?” Celeste said. “I am sure that the real blackened will be revealed as soon as we actually discuss this case.”
“I agree whole-heartedly with Miss. Ludenberg!” Hifumi added.
“Tch,” Byakuya sneered. “As much as I hate to agree with commoners, this case should easily be solved, even by imbeciles like yourselves.”
“Hey, don’t fudgin’ insult us!” Kiyondo hissed, quick to anger.
“Um… maybe it’s just his weird way of complimenting us…?” Makoto said, trying to ease the tension. Although if he was being honest, he didn’t really believe what he was saying.
“Maybe we should just wait for the trial to start,” Kyoko suggested. “We won’t learn anything until we discuss everything thoroughly.”
“Yeah, but before we begin I just need to clear the air,” Yasuhiro began. “I am 100% not the blackened!”
“Oh…?” Celeste said. “Why are you so defensive about that?”
“Why shouldn’t I be…?!” Yasuhiro said. “I don’t want to die, I’m too young to become a ghost!”
“Guys… maybe we should listen to Kyoko and wait for the class trial to begin,” Makoto said. “Nothing good will come from throwing accusations at each other right now.”
“Exactly,” Kyoko said. “Arguing right now won’t achieve anything.”
“We shouldn’t doubt each other until given reason,” Sakura added. “That is our best course of action.”
“You fudgin’ hear that?!” Kiyondo yelled. “No accusing until the fudgin’ trial starts!”
The silence in the room grew once again, and this time no one attempted to break it.
“I-I don’t want to be here, you s-stupid bear!” Toko yelled as the elevator door opened. “Y-you really don’t understand…!”
“And you don’t understand that you don’t get a choice!” Monokuma responded, sounding somewhat exasperated. “I’m the one calling the shots around here, in case you forgot!”
Toko and Monokuma made their way to their respective areas, albeit Toko a little bit more reluctantly and Makoto couldn’t help but feel a bit of dread.
He didn’t want anymore people to die.
He didn’t want to accept that Junko was dead either.
“Now, let the class trial begin!” Monokuma announced.
“Now I have a question for everyone here,” Celeste began easily. “Are we so sure that that this ‘Genocide Jack’ committed this murder?”
“Huh…? What do you mean?” Makoto asked.
“I mean, how can we be so sure that this isn’t a copycat?” Celeste asked. “Afterall, any of us could’ve easily faked the crime scene to frame the infamous serial killer, no?”
“That certainly is a possibility,” Kyoko said. “We all knew about Genocide Jack especially since they were in the news a few days before we entered Hope’s Peak Academy.”
“Genocide Jack was unavoidable,” Hifumi complained. “I tried to watch a new anime and when I first searched it up all I could find were news articles about Genocide Jack!”
What exactly were you trying to watch that Genocide Jack would show up…? Makoto thought. I don’t think most normal animes would even be slightly related to Genocide Jack…
“Tch,” Byakuya said. “Trivial things such as that shouldn’t even be mentioned here.”
“W-why are we talking about Genocide J-jack so much anyways…?” Toko muttered. “It w-wasn’t them, they aren’t even here…!”
“There’s at least a 30% chance that Genocide Jack showed up in one my readings before I entered Hope’s Peak!” Yasuhiro added.
“Hina mentioned it to me a few times…” Sakura said. “She said she was worried about the outside world with a serial killer running rampant.”
“See, Makoto?” Celeste said. “Everything about Genocide Jack was public knowledge.”
“No, that’s wrong!” Makoto yelled, earning a slight grimace from Celeste. “The blackened knew the exact way Genocide Jack hung the bodies, which wasn’t public information.”
“Oh?” Celeste said, mouth opening in shock. “And how do you know this, Makoto?”
“It’s in the case file located in the archive,” Makoto clarified.
“So it would be totally possible for anyone to access the file, would it not?”
“I mean, I guess…?” Makoto said, scratching at his cheek.
“So, you cannot deny the possibility that the blackened could’ve just read the case file, no?”
“We aren’t going to get anywhere with ‘what-ifs’ about the blackened,” Kyoko said. “I suppose you have an idea on who the blackened might be, Celeste?”
“I do, yes,” Celeste admitted. “I think Hiro is the most suspicious out of all of us.”
“H-huh…?!” Yasuhiro yelled. “How am I the blackened…?!”
“You’re the only one in the most suspicious location,” Celeste explained. “In a room near the rec room without a proper explanation.”
“You’re the suspicious one!” Yasuhiro yelled, pointing his finger at Celeste. “You’re just spouting that accusation without any proof!”
“You claimed to be knocked out but there is no proof that anyone actually did that to you,” Celeste continued. “Unless you can somehow prove that you were knocked out, you have no reason for being there whatsoever.”
“Well actually,” Makoto countered. “Kiyondo and I were in the nurse’s office and we found a mallet with a bit of blood on it.”
“What would something like that be doing in the nurse’s office?” Sakura asked.
“The blackened probably fudgin’ stored it in there after they hit Hiro!” Kiyondo explained loudly.
“That would make logical sense,” Sakura said. “Although it is an odd place to hide a weapon such as that.”
“Assuming that Hiro didn’t do it himself,” Celeste cut in. ”You must admit that the possibility isn’t completely unfounded.”
“And how would you explain that?” Sakura said, crossing her arms. “I understand having a reasonable doubt against Hiro’s story but this seems much more.”
“We know that the nurse’s office stores blood bags, correct?” Celeste said. “Who is to say he didn’t just use the blood from there?”
“That’d be a smart fudgin’ accusation,” Kiyondo said. “If it wasn’t Hiro you were accusing.”
“Oh? Why’s that?”
“He’s a fudgin’ dumbbutt,” Kiyondo said easily. “You could give him a damn instruction manual on how to get away with murder and he’d still fudgin’ mess it up.”
“Aw thanks, I think…?” Yasuhiro said, smiling brightly.
That was obviously an insult… Makoto thought. How did he not get that…?
“Then what is another theory we can follow?” Sakura asked. “We must discuss something productive.”
“We could let Miss. Ludenberg explain her theory in more detail!” Hifumi offered up. “I’m sure you would all believe her if she explained it to you clearly!”
“Tch,” Byakuya sneered. “Don’t make us go through that waste of time.”
“It’s the only reasonable explanation we’ve seen so far,” Kyoko said. “Unless you have something else to offer up.”
“Of course I do,” Byakuya said. “I already know who the blackened is.”
“You said that before,” Makoto said. “But do you really…?”
“I mean obviously he does,” Yasuhiro said. “The blackened is Genocide Jack! Everyone knows that, Makoto!”
“Of course we all know that the blackened is Genocide Jack,” Byakuya said. “But I know Genocide’s Jack real identity.”
“O-oh…?” Celeste asked. “So it is true that the infamous serial killer is among us, then?”
“Yes,” Byakuya confirms. “Although I’d rather not force the serial killer to reveal, I will if I must.”
“You fudgin’ think a stone-hearted killer would just reveal themself that easily…?!” Kiyondo yelled. “You must be dumber than a bag of rocks!”
“Shut up,” Byakuya glared. “Your voice is grating.”
“Why do you think Genocide Jack will reveal themselves?” Makoto asked. “I don’t think they’d want to be executed…”
“Do you really not remember the file?” Byakuya asked. “You commoners must have worse memories than I realized.”
“Makoto,” Kyoko said, ignoring Byakuya. “You mentioned the Genocide Jack file, but I don’t believe everyone here has read it. Could you perhaps inform us about what it mentioned about Genocide Jack?”
“Huh…?” Makoto said. “Oh sure.”
“The victims the case file mentioned were Ken Harada, Tesuhiro Honda and Shoji Gaku,” Makoto began. “They were each killed in a similar manner and attached to the wall via their injuries…”
“Get to the important information, Makoto,” Byakuya said.
“The police believed that Genocide Jack was a student suffering from a split personality due to their frantic getaways and the schedule of the murders.”
“A student…” Kyoko muttered. “Coincidentally we are all students, so that at least is a possibility.”
“Of course you’re all students!” Monokuma said, interrupting. “And Daddy Monokuma loves you all very much even if some of you are serial killers and others have the tendency to state the obvious.”
“Disgusting,” Kyoko said, shuddering slightly.
“Stop talking,” Byakuya said. “Don’t even imagine that we are even slightly related.”
“Ignoring Monokuma,” Sakura said. “How are we supposed to find Genocide Jack. We shouldn’t expect them to reveal themselves.”
“They already have,” Byakuya said. “They told me who they were when we received the second motive.”
“H-huh…?!” Makoto yelled. “Genocide Jack revealed themselves to you?!”
“Someone fudgin’ trusted you enough to tell you their motive?!” Kiyondo yelled, equally as surprised.
“And you didn’t share this with us because...?” Celeste asked. “Knowing a serial killer was among us would’ve been good information to have earlier.”
“I don’t care about your survival,” Byakuya said. “However, they promised me they wouldn’t kill anyone so I felt no need to tell anyone about their identity.”
“Ah,” Kyoko said. “That is what that mirror meant then?”
“W-wait… you went through everyone’s m-mirrors?!” Toko yelled, completely scandalized.
“H-hey…! I had private information kept on there!” Yasuhiro yelled soon after Toko.
“They were there for anyone to see,” Kyoko said, tossing her hair over her shoulder. “There was no reason not to look.”
“You shouldn’t believe what my mirror stated,” Celeste said, more sweeter than usual. “The bear was seemingly wrong with that stupid mirror.”
“Oh…?! You’re accusing your father of getting your own-” Monokuma began.
“Shut up, you stupid bear,” Celeste hissed, face contorting in anger.
“Ignoring everyone else’s motives,” Kyoko continued smoothly. “There was one motive I couldn’t truly understand, up until now that is.”
“T-those were private even if they were p-public,” Toko hissed. “Don’t you have a-any respect for privacy…?!” “Why are you getting so defensive?” Sakura asked. “All of our motives were seen and you seem to be the only one truly bothered.”
“Yeah, my motive was sort of embarrassing but nothing I really needed to hide,” Makoto said, scratching his cheek. “Although I’d rather Kyoko not share it…”
“I already told you,” Kyoko began. “My motive is also just as embarrassing if not more.”
“So… can we just have Genocide Jack be revealed to us?” Yasuhiro asked. “Because after that it’s over and we win, right?”
“That does seem to be the only conclusion,” Celeste said, slipping back into her mask.
“Genocide Jack, if you reveal yourself you probably won’t fudgin’ be judged as much!” Kiyondo declared.
“I don’t think they fear being judged…” Makoto said. “They don’t want to die, or at least they probably don’t.”
“They still committed this murder,” Byakuya said. “So I have no reason to keep their identity.”
“Did they really…?” Makoto asked. “I mean the file mentioned that the police thought they suffered from another personality, right?”
“And, your point?” Byakuya asked. “A person is still dead, a person you were friends with no less.”
“I know…” Makoto said, looking down at his podium. “But is it really right to judge a person for something they couldn’t control…?”
“That does bring up a slight problem in the rules,” Kyoko said. “If Genocide Jack comitted the murder, should the non-murdering personality be punished for the same crime?”
“Puhuhuhu! That does bring up a good point!” Monokuma said. “But Daddy Monokuma has it all figured out, don’t you worry my sweet little Kyoko!”
“Don’t call me that,” Kyoko said, looking away. “I suppose we’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it, then.”
“Now, if you’re done with the moral aspect of it all,” Byakuya glared. “I think it’s finally time to reveal Genocide Jack.”
“Wouldn’t you agree, Toko?”
“H-huh…?! Are you r-really accusing me, M-master…?” Toko asked, biting at her nails.
“He isn't lying,” Kyoko confirmed. “Genocide Jack’s less murderous personality is, Toko.”
“Toko… is Genocide Jack?” Celeste asked, staring at Toko critically. “I guess appearances are deceiving, no?”
“I-I… d-don’t…” Toko muttered. “W-why…?”
“You promised me that you wouldn’t let Genocide Jack kill anyone,” Byakuya said. “It’s obvious you couldn’t keep your end of the bargain so why should I keep mine?”
“I mean, I don’t doubt that she’s murderous…” Yasuhiro began. “But I really can’t see her murdering anyone…”
“Well Mac mentioned that the police thought that she had a split personality or whatever the heck,” Kiyondo explained. “So it isn’t Toko who’s fudgin’ doing it, it’s Genocide Jack or whatever.”
“Then we’ll need to see this personality switch in live action, no?” Celeste asked. “We cannot confirm if Genocide Jack is Toko unless we see it for ourselves.”
“You heard her,” Byakuya said. “Switch into that other personality of yours.”
“B-but I can’t-” Toko muttered, only to be cut off by a glare from Byakuya.
After a second, Toko fell onto the floor, startling the group with the loud thump. After a few more seconds, she arose once again.
Although, she did look a bit different.
“Hello, hello and hello!” Toko, or rather Genocide Jack began cheerfully. “You called for me and so I appear!”
“You’re Genocide Jack…?!” Hifumi cried out. “Miss Fukawa is Genocide Jack…?!”
“Miss Morose and I are two very different people, thank you very much!” Genocide Jack corrected. “But I mean according to the law, I guess you could say we share the same body at the very least.”
“Then you were really fudgin’ here this whole time?!” Kiyondo yelled, outraged. “You could’ve put all of us in any fudgin’ amount of danger!”
“Ahh, are you worried about everyone here or are you worried about Mr. Average?” Genocide Jack asked, putting her hands on her cheek, letting her tongue loll out more than usual. “Don’t think I forgot about how touchy you were with him!”
“W-wait…” Makoto said, looking at Genocide Jack worriedly. “That was you before…?”
“Yep yep yep!” Genocide Jack said, smiling. “What…? Did I really pass off as Miss Morose? Or do you really not care for her that much…?”
“It seems a little unreasonable for us to just assume that Toko had another personality,” Sakura said, explaining for Makoto. “I don’t believe anyone could’ve seen it coming.”
“Well, since the blackened has already revealed themselves to us, I don’t see any need to continue this trial any longer,” Celeste said smiling. “We now know that Genocide Jack exists in our group and is the killer. No need to continue this trial any longer, no?”
“Huh…? I’m a killer, but please catch me up on who I killed this time.” Genocide Jack asked. “All those cute boys flutter in my mind and my other regions….”
“You’re disgusting,” Byakuya said, looking away.
“We’re talking about the murder of Junko Enoshima,” Makoto explained.
“Doesn’t ring a bell,” Genocide Jack said simply. “Could you give me a description?”
“Blonde hair, blue eyes…” Makoto said, beginning to list off Junko’s traits.
“That doesn’t really narrow it down, but continue!”
“Freckles…” Makoto said, trying to think if there was anything else that was remarkable about Junko.
I mean, there’s the fact that her hair was a wig and her nails were fake… Makoto thought. But I don’t think the blackened knew that…
“God, you suck at describing people!” Genocide Jack laughed. “I really can’t remember any specific victim with that little description!”
“So, what did he wear…? Anything like that to point out?”
“He…?” Makoto asked. “Junko was a girl…”
“What…?! And you really think I did it…?!” Genocide Jack asked. “I only go after the most attractive of men. You know, the real catches.”
“That doesn’t make sense…” Makoto said, scratching at his cheek. “The murder scene definetly looked like one of yours.”
“Then I must’ve been framed, and hard!” Genocide Jack said smiling.
“You dare deny this accusation when we have proof?” Byakuya asked, glaring. “You really are as annoying as your other personality.”
“Oh…? A cute boy scolding me…? I think I could die right now!”
“Let’s focus on the matter at hand,” Kyoko said. “You say that you didn’t commit the murder but are there any hallmarks specific to your murders?”
“Well let’s see, I only kill the cutest of cute boys and I’m really picky about it,” Genocide Jack explained. “And, I’ll only kill with my special scissors!”
“Your special scissors…?” Makoto asked.
“Well maybe that’s usually the case, but you can’t have your scissors right now Genocide Jack!” Hifumi yelled. “All of our belongings were taken from us!”
“Ohohoho…? Is that what you really believe?” Genocide Jack asked right before she brandished her scissors. “I’m always prepared for any sort of murdering! Provided there’s a cute boy waiting to be stabbed…”
Yasuhiro and Hifumi screamed as soon as the scissors were pulled out while the others stared in a mix of shock and horror.
“Toko has had those fudgin’ dangerous things on her the whole time…?!” Kiyondo yelled. “And she didn’t see even the slightest problem?!”
“Um… I mean, that is a good reason to not change your way of killing then…” Makoto said.
“We should probably keep this in mind for any future proceedings,” Kyoko added.
“Tch,” Byakuya said. “Perhaps Toko disarmed her and she had no other way to kill.”
“That still wouldn’t make much sense…” Makoto responded before Genocide Jack. “Genocide Jack would have no reason to kill Junko, especially because she didn’t fall under her usual targets…”
“And you believe that she’s telling the truth?” Byakuya asked. “You must be stupider than you look.”
“I mean, we don’t have any evidence to show that she’d be lying about it…?” Makoto asked, scratching his cheek. “According to the case file in the archive, all of her victims were male…”
“Although the average one isn’t as cute, he’s completely right!” Genocide Jack said. “I take pride in my work y’know, assuming otherwise is just plain insulting!”
“You… take pride in murdering?!” Hifumi yelled out. “That’s unacceptable!”
“I’m a master at what I do,” Genocide Jack answered, looking at Hifumi boredly. “You might even say I’m the Ultimate Murderous Fiend!”
“You have a fudgin’ ultimate talent?!” Kiyondo yelled. “Unbelievable!”
“Is it really so unbelievable?” Genocide Jack asked. “Like I said, I’m a master at what I do and Hope’s Peak recognized that!”
“It seems more likely that you forced their hand,” Kyoko said. “If they wanted Toko they would have no choice but to take you as well.”
“But when you say it like that, it makes it sound like they didn’t want a serial killer as a part of their roster! Kyahahahahaha! ” Genocide Jack laughed.
They… probably didn’t, Makoto thought. But then again, if their plan was to start a killing game… she’d be a good addition, wouldn’t she?
“Hey… but if Genocide Jack is telling the truth… then she couldn’t have killed Junko,” Makoto said. “I mean… everything she’s been telling us has been pretty in line with what we know.”
“It’s refreshing that I’m proven innocent, for once,” Genocide Jack said. “However, someone went through a lot of effort to frame me, wonder why that is? Kyahahahahaha!”
“That is correct,” Celeste noted. “Who were the main people pushing for the Genocide Jack theory?”
“Um… wouldn’t that be Byakuya, Makoto and Kyoko...?” Yasuhiro offered up. “Wait… does that make them all the blackened?!”
“Don’t you dare fudgin’ accuse Mac!” Kiyondo yelled. “He’s innocent and you better not fudgin’ forget that or else I’ll make you sorry!”
“I don’t doubt Makoto’s innocence, at least not yet, but you’ve been wrong in your trust before, no?” Celeste asked.
“What the fudge did you just say…?!” Kiyondo yelled. “How dare you fudgin’ mention-”
“I didn’t mean to offend,” Celeste said. “I believe that Makoto and Kyoko are completely innocent in this incident.”
“You… didn’t mention Byakuya,” Makoto noticed. “Do you really think he framed Genocide Jack…?”
“Let me ask you this, Makoto,” Celeste began. “Who gave you that information about Genocide Jack?”
“Byakuya…?” Makoto answered.
“And you don’t find it just the tiniest bit odd that he was pushing the theory of Genocide Jack?”
“I mean… didn’t everyone think that Genocide Jack did it?” Makoto asked. “As far as we originally knew there was nothing odd about the crime scene.”
“Yes, that is true,” Celeste admitted. “However, the fact that he was originally pushing so hard shouldn’t be ignored, yes?”
“Then that’d mean that Byakuya is the blackened…?” Makoto asked, staring at the heir.
“If you’re so sure that I’m the blackened then why don’t you vote me?” Byakuya asked, looking smug.
Why is he okay with being voted…? Makoto thought. Did he really do that…?
“Well if that’s solved, we can just vote Byakuya!” Yasuhiro declared. “Right…?”
“I’m not so sure…” Makoto said, looking down at his podium. “Byakuya wants to win the killing game, right?”
“He has said that before,” Kyoko agreed.
“So why would he make such an obvious mistake if he knew how to properly frame Genocide Jack…?” Makoto asked. “It doesn’t make much sense.”
“Perhaps he didn’t have much to work with,” Celeste said. “He could’ve been rushed for all we know.”
“That… can’t be it either,” Makoto said.
“Oh? And why is that, Makoto?”
“Kyoko said that Junko’s injury, which probably gave the blood for the bloodlust message was caused after her death.” Makoto explained. “If he really was in a rush, he’d probably find another way to make the message.”
“That is true,” Sakura said. “Injuring her after her relatively clean death would take time that he wouldn’t have if he was truly rushed.”
“Well, that is troubling, no?” Celeste asked.
“Huh…?” Makoto asked.
“We don’t have even the slightest clue on who the blackened might be, yes?” Celeste asked. “Unless anyone else has a better theory, we should assume Yasuhiro is the blackened, no?”
“Of course, that is expected of Makoto, to not have any better leads,” Celeste continued.
“H-huh…?” Makoto asked. “What do you mean by that?”
“I suppose after everything that has happened you must be a bit worn out, no?” Celeste said. “Or perhaps you never really cared about Junko…”
“That’s wrong…!” Makoto said. “Of course I cared about Junko.”
“Is that so…?” Celeste asked. “Because from what she told me it seemed like you were just tolerating her.”
“She really thought that…?” Makoto muttered.
I’m sorry Junko, Makoto thought. I really valued our time together as friends…
“Will you shut the fudge up about Junko, Lest?!” Kiyondo yelled suddenly. “Why the fudge are you even bringing this up now…?!”
“Lest…?” Celeste asked.
“How Junk felt doesn’t fudgin’ matter now, all that matters now is the truth and finding the damn blackened!”
“Kiyondo is right,” Sakura said in agreement. “We can focus on the finer details later.”
“Why is Mr. Ishida so fired up all the sudden…?!” Hifumi cried out. “Is my future wife in danger?!”
“Isn’t it obvious? He’s standing up for his boyfriend,” Genocide Jack said while drooling. “Ooh, it’s certainly warming in more places than my heart! Kyahahahahaha!”
“Moving on,” Byakuya said, glaring at Genocide Jack for a moment before looking at Kiyondo. “Is it safe to assume that even an idiot like you can see the truth of the case?”
“Don’t fudgin’ insult me you rich buttface,” Kiyondo said. “But, I think I have more proof to debunk Lest’s theory about Hiro doing it, so everyone here better shut the fudge up and listen up!”
“Ah,” Celeste said. “How vulgar, but please, do inform us.”
“During my time with Mac at the nurse’s office,” Kiyondo began.
“Your first date, right?” Genocide Jack asked. “I’m so glad to have witnessed that! Kyahahahahaha!”
“Shut the fudge up!” Kiyondo yelled. “As I was fudgin’ saying, when I checked one of the damn cabinets there was something weird about it!”
“Weird…?” Kyoko asked. “What do you mean?”
“Well other than a fudgin’ mallet being there…” Kiyondo said. “There was nothing fudgin’ else there at all! Seems pretty damn useless for a nurse’s cabinet.”
“Nothing in there at all…?” Sakura asked. “If I remember correctly, the nurse’s office was well-stocked…”
“What does that cabinet have to do with anything?” Celeste asked. “Perhaps we just had the inventory wrong…” “Or,” Kyoko cut in. “The blackened needed the inventory of the cabinet.”
“What makes you so sure…?” Celeste asked.
“Like I fudgin’ said,” Kiyondo began to explain. “There was already that damn mallet in there, so the blackened fudgin’ knew the cabinet existed.”
“Even so,” Celeste said. “That doesn’t disprove my theory, despite what you vulgarly claimed.”
“Are you so fudgin’ sure?” Kiyondo asked, staring at Celeste smugly. “I think that fits in more than whatever you were fudgin’ saying about Hiro.”
“Oh…? What could you ever mean?”
“Hiro fudgin’ claimed that he was hit when he entered the physics lab, right?”
“Man…” Yasuhiro interjected. “I really should learn not to trust any notes I get…”
“And as he just fudgin’ told us, he got a note telling him to go to the physics lab,” Kiyondo said. “Although following that just proves as dumb as poop he really is.”
“Hey!” Yasuhiro yelled. “Don’t be mean!”
“That’s assuming that he isn’t lying,” Celeste said. “Are you really going to trust that idiot over me?”
“It’s not that I want to be rude,” Celeste quickly added. “But he does not have the brightest track record, no?”
“Well, if I’m remembering correctly, which I fudgin’ am,” Kiyondo said. “You told us to check the physics lab because you heard an odd noise or whatever the heck, right?”
“That is… correct,” Celeste said slowly. “Yes.”
“However when we got there, we learned that Hiro was almost fudgin’ impossible to wake up!” Kiyondo said. “So, what fudgin’ noise did you even hear Lest?”
“I… I’m afraid I cannot recall,” Celeste said. “This… whole trial has been very traumatic for me. Afterall, Junko was a very dear friend of mine.”
“Are you fudgin’ sure, Lest?” Kiyondo asked. “Or did you really not fudgin’ think that far ahead!”
“We really were good friends, not that you would understand…” Celeste said. “We confided in each about everything.”
“You confided in each other?” Kyoko asked. “Could you give us an example?”
“Why bother?” Byakuya asked. “We don’t need to hear any useless gossip.”
“Usually when people confide in each other, it is much more than ‘useless gossip’” Sakura said. “Celeste, if you’re willing to share some of what you and Junko talked about, that would be appreciated.”
“It’s a bit… hard to say,” Celeste said slowly. “But I will if I must.”
“Makoto,” Celeste began. “I do believe that you should know that Junko had a crush on you.”
Makoto, who'd been silent up until that moment startled. “She had a crush on me…?!”
“Are you really that dense?” Celeste asked. “It was the only thing she would ever really mention.”
“Really…?” Makoto asked, suddenly feeling sick to his stomach.
“Yes,” Celeste said looking away. “Too bad you never realized it, though.”
How… did I not realize that…? Makoto thought. I’m sorry… Junko…
“Don’t be so harsh on yourself, Mr. Naegi!” Hifumi said, attempting to cheer Makoto up. “Some people are just hard to read!”
“She wasn’t hard to read,” Byakuya cut in. “She was very clear in her efforts, however, Makoto is just the class's biggest idiot.”
“Hey! Don’t fudgin’ insult Mac!” Kiyondo yelled.
“I don’t understand,” Makoto said, ignoring all of his classmates. “Why are you only mentioning this now…?”
“I don’t understand what you mean, Makoto,” Celeste responded. “Was I supposed to mention my friendship with Junko sooner?”
“I mean, if she really confided with you everything,” Kyoko said, trying to assist Makoto. “Did you know her secret?”
“Her secret…?” Celeste asked. “You mean the last motive?”
“No,” Kyoko said. “Didn’t you say those were fake, anyways?”
“Yes, she did. My little baby Celeste insulted my motive despite it being one-hundred percent accurate for everyone!” Monokuma cut in.
“Don’t call me that,” Celeste gritted out. “And if she had another secret, I was not informed of it.”
“Well, can you really say that she confided in you then?” Kyoko said. “It’s relatively inconsequential compared to the last motive.”
“Of course you would know all about that wouldn’t you?” Celeste asked. “Digging into everyone’s personal information like that.”
“I’ve said it before, it was for public use,” Kyoko said. “If people weren’t supposed to look then Monokuma would’ve allowed us to store them in our rooms.”
“Then Celeste hasn’t been entirely truthful during this class trial, then?” Makoto asked, finally regaining some of his spirit.
“What do you mean?” Celeste asked, turning to stare at Makoto, or rather, glare at Makoto. “I’ve tried my hardest to assist everyone in this class trial since it has begun.”
“But everyone seems rather prone to believe two idiots instead of me,” Celeste said. “And there’s nothing I can do to circumvent that, is there?”
“I mean, I’m sure you were friends with Junko,” Makoto said. “But, I don’t think you were ‘close’ friends.”
“And is that so surprising?” Celeste asked. “I am Celestia Ludenberg, it is even an honor to be my D rank, let alone a C rank like Junko almost was.”
“Ranks…?” Sakura asked.
“I can’t allow just anyone to get close to me,” Celeste said. “It wouldn’t look good for my image, and apparently Junko was the same.”
“Then why did you lie to us about ‘confiding’ in each other?” Makoto asked. “It… doesn’t make much sense.”
“Nothing makes much sense to idiots like you,” Celeste replied coldly. “However, even though I tuned out most of her babble, I could easily see how much she wanted Makoto.” “I thought it would be easy,” Celeste said. “Afterall, I’m Celestia Ludenberg, how hard would it be to matchmake a model and an average forgettable boy?”
“You were trying to matchmake Junko and I…?”
“Really, how did you not notice it?” Celeste asked. “I believe even Yasuhiro would be able to tell what was happening. Were you dropped on your head as a child every single day?”
What was her goal…? Makoto thought. You can’t really say she was doing it out of the kindness of her heart, can you?
“Celeste…” Makoto began, hesitantly. “You befriended Junko because you wanted something out of her didn’t you?”
“What are you saying, Makoto?” Celeste asked.
“You were… planning on murdering her, weren’t you?” Makoto continued. He wanted to be wrong, even after seeing Celeste’s true colors.
“What the hell did you just say…?!” Celeste said, glaring fully at Makoto. “Are you really implying that I murdered Junko?”
“Yes,” Makoto said in finality. “And, I can explain my reasoning as well.”
“Tch,” Byakuya said. “Just end this already.”
“Celeste originally befriended Junko because she wanted to use her,” Makoto began. “As soon as she found out that Junko had a crush on me, she began to exploit it.”
“Celeste discovered that she earned Junko’s trust just as the next motive was revealed,” Makoto continued. “So now she had the perfect opportunity.”
“Celeste wrote two notes on the night of the murder,” Makoto said. “One for Hiro and one for Junko.”
“Hiro’s note had him arrive first in the physics lab, where she was waiting for him,” Makoto said. “When he arrived she quickly knocked him out with a mallet.”
“After knocking Hiro out, Celeste went to the nurse’s office to get what she needed to kill Junko,” Makoto said. “She exchanges the contents of the cabinet with the mallet and leaves the nurse's office.”
“She makes Junko and herself tea, although Junko’s tea is drugged. Then she waits,” Makoto said. “After Junko arrives and drinks the tea, she dies, leaving Celeste alone with the body.”
“After Celeste leaves, Byakuya discovers the body and decides to frame Genocide Jack to force Toko to reveal herself,” Makoto said. “Byakuya grabs several items from the warehouse and changes the crime scene.”
“After everything is said and done, the body is discovered by everyone but Byakuya and Toko in the early morning when we decided to look for Junko and Hiro,” Makoto said. “Isn’t that right, Celeste?”
Celeste froze in place, the perfect picture of unbridled rage. And all in one moment, she deflated like a balloon.
“Well, that’s it, then,” Celeste said. “Honestly, it went on longer than I expected.”
“You’re just going to give up then?” Byakuya asked, staring at her with some sort of respect in his eyes.
“There’s no point in continuing when you’ve lost, no?” Celeste asked, accent coming on just as thick. “Or at least, that’s my personal motto.”
“Why…?” Makoto asked, staring at Celeste in shock. “Why did you kill Junko…?”
“For my dream, of course,” Celeste said, smiling. “I dream of a castle with vampire butlers and it’s all owned by me.”
“That money,” Celeste continued. “Would’ve been enough for me to finance my dream after years of saving up.”
“And that’s why you did it?” Sakura asked. “Just for your dream?”
“I am nothing, if not self interested,” Celeste answered. “Although, that should not surprise you.”
Makoto frowned, but she wasn’t exactly wrong.
“Your reasoning doesn’t fudgin’ make sense!” Kiyondo yelled. “At least bro felt sorry about what he fudgin’ did…!”
“Oh, how touching this is, all my children finally bonding!” Monokuma cut in. “Daddy Monokuma hates to be the bad guy, but it’s voting time!”
The class voted for Celeste, and when their vote was announced correct they were left with a few moments of sadness.
“Before this ends,” Celeste began. “Anything you ever hear about me after this point, you can disregard. It’s all unimportant now, no?”
“And, I suppose it would be nice if we could meet again,” Celeste continued. “Perhaps in another life, yes?”
“Well, my darling Celeste got her last words in, and now it’s punishment time!” Monokuma said. “Hold onto your hats and get a fan, this one is going to get hot!”
“Ohohoho, does he mean in a sexual way?” Genocide Jack asked. “Because I’m all up for that…!”
When Celeste reappeared she was tied onto a stake and a castle was behind her. Hay lay haphazardly under her as she was forced to stare ahead.
A plushie resembling Monokuma in color lit the hay underneath her as she began to burn.
Celeste began to sweat but she also smiled, facing forward in some sort of misattributed pride.
Perhaps it was her final stand against the Mastermind.
As the flames grew higher and higher, Celeste looked up, never once losing her smug expression.
Just as the flames began to lick her face, a fire truck revved up with Monokuma as its driver.
It drove onto a ramp and catapulted up towards Celeste, hitting her and breaking the castle behind her.
Another Monokuma with a waterhose extinguished the stick that started the execution, effectively ending the execution as well.
Makoto stared in horror as the events of the killing game finally started to catch up to him. Another person was dead, and it was technically his fault. Wasn’t it?
I’m sorry, everyone… Makoto thought. Junko and Hina… I wish I wasn’t that dense… I wish I could’ve told you that your feelings weren’t ignored…
Sayaka and Leon… I could’ve saved them too if… if I had just noticed… Makoto thought, not noticing that tears were beginning to fall from his face.
Mondo, Celeste and Chihiro… you guys didn’t deserve to die either…! Makoto thought. I’m sorry… I’m sorry I couldn’t help you in time…
Makoto began sobbing loudly, blind to the world around him. He had enough with this game, although there wasn’t much he could do about it.
Suddenly there were arms wrapped around him. When he opened his eyes he could see white from his blurred vision.
“Come on Mac,” Kiyondo said softly. “I’ll take you back to your room.”
Makoto didn’t say anything as he let himself be dragged into the elevator.
He felt so numb.
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Im beggin you to give me some ishimaru-hagakure-owada fam headcanons
Oh gosh THANK YOU I was looking for an excuse to talk about this
Okay..... so basically every combination of the six except for Mondo and Taka and Yasuhiro, Taka and Hiroko, and Hiro and Takaaki met before Hope's Peak Academy
Hiroko and Takaaki were aquainted in highschool (and Takaaki low-key had a crush on her) before she got pregnant with Hiro and Toranosuke forbid him from interacting with her because she was a "negative influence" and they fell down separate paths
Hiro and Daiya were part of the same class when Hiro was actually supposed to be in highschool. Daiya didn't go to school much because he was so busy with the gang but they were still pretty good friends, they just drifted apart when Daiya stopped going altogether
Takaaki arrested Mondo once or twice and was one of the officers at his and Daiya's accident, while Hiroko was one of the nurses who attended to the brothers while they were at the hospital
So how does everyone reconvene? Okay, so a little bit into the semester (after Taka and Mondo start dating) there's this award ceremony at Hope's Peak all of Class 78 is required to attend, and they each get a plus one. Of course Taka, Mondo, and Hiro choose their respective closest family members. Taka thinks it's a great opportunity to introduce his dad to his boyfriend.
He tries to introduce them with Daiya there, while Hiro and his mom just happen to be nearby. It basically devolves into a five-way Spiderman pointing meme with Taka in the middle like "??????????????"
Hiroko and Takaaki and Daiya and Yasuhiro jump right back into things as if nothing happened and let me tell you Mondo and Taka feel like they accidentally stepped into a different timestream, they're so baffled
Anyways yeah Hiroko and Takaaki catch up and soon start dating and eventually get engaged
They get married too over the summer but it's not a big ceremony they just do it at a courthouse then go home lol
Taka is thrilled with the development and started calling Hiroko "Mother" as soon as he heard about the engagement, he never knew his mother so it was a very easy switch for him to flip
Hiro is worried of course, he can literally see the dozens of ways this can go wrong, plus he remembers his douchebag dad so he's afraid his mom may get hurt again, but he warms up to Takaaki quickly and eventually calls him "Dad" instead of "dude" and "Mr. Ishimaru"
Hiroko and Takaaki don't take one or the other's last name or combine and hyphenate (despite the name of the AU), both because they didn't want to deal with the hassle of changing their names on all their paperwork and Takaaki didn't want to risk Hiroko getting harassed about the scandal
Anyways, more generally...
Daiya and Yasuhiro were very casual about starting their relationship, they were just watching TV together one night and Daiya was like "hey dude you wanna kiss?" "...yeah sure"
They space out while listening to music together a lot
Daiya and Mondo are very respectful of Hiroko because they drink respect women juice daily and call her "Mrs. Hagakure" but they call Takaaki either "old man" or "pig" and he's like "well I've been called worse"
Daiya's right leg got majorly fucked up in the accident (instead of kicking Mondo away from the truck's path he rammed into the side of his bike, forcing them both off the road) and he walks with a really bad limp. He should honestly use a cane but he doesn't for a while because he's stubborn (Hiroko convinces him otherwise).
Yasuhiro turns Takaaki on to aromatherapeutic stuff with his incense and so he treats himself to nice scented candles and lotions with that fancy new two-person income because he's Stressed All The Time and maybe he deserves to smell like a honey cashmere glow (whatever the hell that means)
One time they were at the mall and Hiroko lost Takaaki in a Bath and Body Works because Taka called her for backup as Hiro was getting suckered by a random kiosk salesperson and she ran out of the store to help while Takaaki was absolutely Lost In The Sauce and she didn't realize he wasn't with her
This is just me projecting but it's my AU so whatever: Mondo is nearsighted and needs glasses badly, he just doesn't realize it because he thinks that's just how everyone sees. His eyes struggling with distance actually contributed to why he doesn't do well in classes and drives recklessly, besides the delinquent culture he grew up in and his general attitude. He puts them on for the first time and is like "OH OKAY SO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE ALL THE LEAVES ON A TREE, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A BIG GREEN BLOB? THANKS FER TELLIN' ME THAT, ASSHOLES!" Yasuhiro is farsighted (haha get it because he's clairvoyant) and they both get vision tested and their first glasses around the same time. Hiro jokingly calls them Glasses Buddies and Mondo is like "if you weren't dating my brother I would punch you in the throat".
Taka teaches his step brother and the Diamond Brothers how to cook because they cannot live the rest of their lives off Cup Ramen, he will not allow it
Hiro really, really wants pet chickens but Takaaki won't allow it until he's out of school to take care of them. It's a surprisingly good motivator for him to actually try this time. And having Taka constantly on his butt, but this time with Brotherly Concern™, helps.
#danganronpa#kiyotaka ishimaru#mondo owada#yasuhiro hagakure#daiya owada#takaaki ishimaru#hiroko hagakure
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