#i enjoy coming up with obscure aus if yall havent noticed

[apoplecticgalaxy]

Saw highschool au where John is the principal of a school made specifically to help delinquent children. Peter's the protagonist who just enrolled there after him, Lindsey Perez and Dan Erickson all got expelled (again) because Peter keeps beating ppl up, Lindsey is the one hes doing it for half the time (and she also kinda encourages it), and Dan keeps trying to stop him but unintentionally makes it worse. They meet Allison Kerry, who shows them the ropes and introduces them to the infamous jigsquad which consists of problematic homicidal orphan children who John and Jill decided to adopt. Hoffstrahm ensues, even tho Peter would never admit he likes Mark, the obnoxious popular kid whose been rumored to have killed a man. Amanda is trying to get Lynn to break up with her boyfriend because she wants to date her, but of course Lynn is oblivious. Adam and Lawrence are somehow the most sane couple. And. other such shenanigans.