#i dreamed my straight who im lowkey in love w had a baby and now im spiraling bc i want to be able to provide that experience

[babydollbluexoxo]

As I grow older and realize what it means to be a woman, I've begun to mourn the possibility of a "traditional" life. I mourn the fact that I will never be able to create a child with someone Im in love with, because, no matter how hard I've tried, I cannot love a man. I mourn the fact that I cannot give a woman a child, not in the way I want. And I've grown and accepted this fact and for the most part I've loved being a lesbian. But as I grow older and realize how important family is, how sacred and beautiful childbirth is, and what it truly means to *create* a child with someone you love, I want to scream at the universe at how unfair it is that I'll never be able to experience that. And logically I know that families can be created in many different and beautiful ways. I'm old enough to begin to understand the beauty of a family, but too young to truly understand the multiple ways one can be created. Perhaps I can't understand simply because I've never seen any other way in my immediate life. I hate how so many women feel their worth is equated to their ability to give birth, and I hate how I've fallen victim to it - is this just universal womanhood?

[yyxgin]

dunnae worrae bestie ❣️ life gets in the way sometimes (and responsibilities)

okay so i just liked the kind of air to love alarm? idk it just made me feel like i was somewhere else bc i felt the production quality was that high. some of it was questionable i do agree w that but also song kang is total heart-eyes 😍 and meteor garden was sweet for like a minute each episode and the rest was me groaning in agony just wishing dong shancai would snipe daoming si’s mother. shancai did so much too?? like four episodes in she won a cooking competition against a girl who had literally been professionally training to impress one of the boys ✋ but shancai literally came from almost nothing. also — i’ve never been more frustrated w a drama than meteor garden like sis was literally dirt poor, came close to being evicted twice and her parents moved back to their fisherman hometown leaving her in shanghai (i think?) to make money bc they couldn’t afford the city but she had the newest phone 🛑✋

very early on in my kpop days i had no idea who to bias or however that worked and i was like ‘well i like stray kids i’ll just buy an album’ anyway one of the pc’s i pulled was a polaroid type thing for changbin and i said to my friend wow that’s such a boyfriend picture and that’s the story of how i ulted changbin. im so blasé about so much it’s worrying sometimes 🙀🙄✌️✌️ im not too bad about watching things. i used to struggle a lot but bc i’ve trained myself to read fast enough to see the subs and then flicker to the scene on screen so i don’t get bored. i do feel sometimes as if i am following when i’m looking at my phone but realistically i shouldn’t be this bold 😬

noice!! i’m still new to adulting but i’m p sure ive been at it for longer than i think. when i was fifteen and working in a hotel i was asked if when i was finished for the summer i was going back to uni 🤡 all i keep thinking about is finally having a job again and being able to spend an entire pay check on albums ngl i haven’t impulsively bought anything recently and i’m itching to be irresponsible w my money again 🤠 i know some girls who have preordered all the versions of dream and MAN am i tempted 😭😭😭 this is getting so out of hand at this point i’m going to have to strap myself to my bed until june this is not it ☹️

i have read for nct members certain members are more popular in like eastern us? i imagine it’s to encourage trading or to buy more albums so i could only guess that’s what’s happened to me w mamamoo 😭 theyre thé only gg i am properly into. i didn’t want to be thirsting over boys all the time bc... idk i just wanted some variation so mamamoo it was! twice is too many people for now (don’t even say but nct has 23, ik ik but i was only on my second group and i refused to acknowledge more than one unit for like 7 months bc i was scared) and blackpink has like 2 songs 🤡🤡 i added this bot called zephyr to my discord server and me and my friend roll for collectible kpop cards (it’s p neat and i’ve found groups i wouldn’t have been able to find myself otherwise) and she’s helped me discover so many groups! i think i was enjoying a fromis_9 song earlier <3

i’m always having good days these days 🥺 so i hope yours was good too!! also i don’t expect you to reply to these straight away (bc they’re unnecessarily long) i just try my best to reply straight away otherwise i’ll forget i even sent sumn in the first place! ~🌻

the production quality was definitely very high with love alarm, it looked so nice and aesthetic :(( but like,,the storyline ?? when they kissed in the first ep?? i- that was it for me. i couldnt watch it any longer. my best friend  finished it tho and i think she liked it,,so like-- fair.

PLEAAASE METEOR GARDEN SOUNDS SO MESSY i lowkey wanna watch it just for the shits and giggles now,,i can’t,,, like the cooking competition? that sounds like a fucking disney channel plot to a movie. i am all here for it tho

YOU HAVE A CHANGBIN POLAROID OKAY BESTIE I AM ON MY WAY TO ROB YOU NOW. DROP YOUR ADDRESS,,,DEADASS. AAAAH also i am bad at watching things to the point when i forget to turn on the subtitles sometimes and then get surprised when i dont understand a shit anD THATS when i realise somethings wrong. 

i am so new to adulting pls,, this is my first part time job and i also didn’t have a bank account until literally today. i am a babie,, i couldn’t even do things by myself like i can’t fucking order for myself in the restaurant because i am socially anxious hihi. bUT i figured working with people might help me get rid of that and i am also fullfiling my childhood dream of working behind the cash register now, so that’s cool. the only thing i need now is to graduate, go to uni and do my driver’s licence and then i’ll be adulting for real imo

i am really good with money surprisingly?? i dont spend much, because i dont have money lmao and when i do i keep it because i just like the thought of having money and not the actual spending. YOUR FRIEND BOUGHT ALL THE VERSIONS OF THE DREAM ALBUM??? LOWKEY ME FDKAJ no but fr i think i’m just gonna order the boring version once i start working because it fits my aesthetic the most and i love the concept photos. also if i pull that one specific renjun photocard i might just cry my eyes out but i’ll be happy with anyone bc i literally ult the entirity of dream at this point. 

ooh i dont really enjoy the sound of girlgroups i think ?? i need some noise if you know what i mean :( im not into like chill songs that much. bUT uhh i like itzy and i am gay for them pls. i also havent listened to their comeback yet so i am a fake fan i guess but i’ll fix that soon i prOMISE

i am doing well and i am also glad you are doing well !! <3 your asks make me so happy dfjka i finally dont feel as invisible on this stupid site lmao. also thanks for understanding that i dont reply that quick, but i tend to just uhh leave things be for a while ?? like i get a message and i dont always reply straight away for some reason. but yea. thank you !! <3

[yikesola]

do you have an tips for a high schooler struggling to accept her sexuality in a christian, homophobic (even though my parents say they aren’t, they definitely are) household? im positive im a lesbian but ive had a hard time coming to terms w/ it after years of being told and lowkey believing myself it was wrong until the past few years when i sorta realized my attraction to women isn’t just nothing, it’s actually because im not straight, but idk it’s hard for me i guess

hi anon! first thanks for trusting me with this ask, i hope i can help in some small way🥰 next know that this will be pretty general advice, i’m just a gal and i don’t actually know you, but if you take it with a grain of salt hopefully it’ll do some good!

i’m sorry you’re stuck in that scenario right now, where even after all that work you’ve done to try being confident with your sexuality it isn’t safe or comfortable for you to be open. combining religion with the fact that your parents won’t even admit to their own homophobia despite it still effecting you is a tough spot to be in. it can feel trite as go-to advice, but really really i have to tell you that it does get better. you will Not be in this situation forever! you will be somewhere safe and accepting soon, somewhere good! if you’re already in high school, you’re over the hump— i know these aren’t fun years, but once they’re gone you have so much more agency (be it college, roommates, working, whatever your situation is). let’s quote danny boy in BIG, because he’s quite right: “Time changes everything. With the lives that we have, we can try anything we've dreamed of. I want anyone that's ever felt like this to realize you are never trapped. There is always hope. You just need to believe in yourself and get to the other side.”

now, saying that time changes everything and this won’t be so bad later doesn’t exactly help you now, does it? but i gotta take every baby gay i see and shake them by the shoulders and remind them, i GOTTA!

as for right now? do not feel pressure to divulge more than you are comfortable with. you are not lying by remaining in the closet, you are staying safe. if you have someone who you are able to be out to, someone that you trust, that can be a tremendous relief, but if you do not your safety is important. you’re playing a waiting game, til you’re not in high school and not under these homophobic parents’ roof.

remember that heteronormativity is a hell of a drug! a lot of your verrrry gay interests will fly under the radar so long as you don’t spell things out for more perceptive people, so don’t stop yourself from loving the things you love. those are your lifelines!

i’m here, the internet is here, the phandom is here and other wonderful interests are here, so please do not feel alone and please do not be afraid to make online friends who are every bit as valid as irl friends and can be there in your pocket when you really really need them.

and for lesbian specific tips, i’m glad you’ve made such strives the last few years to unlearn a lot of that shame you were carrying! 🥰 growing up in a religious household obviously came with a lot of that built in and mustn’t have been easy at all. i find a lot of comfort in reading about historical lesbians, even just pouring through wikipedia pages (why don’t you start with willa cather, annemarie schwarzenbach, joe carstairs, anne lister) because it means a lot to me to know we’ve Always been there, that we Always will be, that we’re interesting and nuanced and nothing to be ashamed of. even biblical ruth has some famous queer readings. we have deep roots💞

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: . . . – – – . . . Carly: ? Carly: nodded on your phone Ali: OG 🍑📞 Ali: nah save me Carly: it's pretty lemme just grab a 💄 really quick Carly: what's up baby? Ali: you are and I need distracting Ali: got band practice and I really have to Ali: missed the last two so she's dead moody Carly: go solo ill play a tambourine for you Carly: until you get famous anyway Ali: we'll get you those noise cancelling headphones they give to rockstars kids Ali: then you just gotta close your eyes n shine Carly: aw Carly: you're a 🍑 Carly: but before then I know how to sweeten up rockstars Carly: lots of jd is 🔑 yea so ill swipe ronans & its a party Ali: know that'll go down a treat Ali: almost as good as the ego stroke of calling them rockstars Carly: y you asked me its a not so hidden talent of mine Carly: strokes where needed Ali: 🎨 Ali: alright monet Ali: I'll try not to make it completely boring Carly: i have to take 5 to finish up here or he'll be dead moody Carly: so he's all you have to be more fun than Carly: & whats more boring than a horny lad when ur not feeling it Ali: easy Ali: I remember being that bored Ali: less memory more reliving but shh Ali: all fun and games yeah ✌ Carly: yea Carly: he gets it over quick tho some go & go without getting u anywhere Carly: ha Carly: ive got a home to go to sometimes boy Ali: he's very considerate like that Carly: i wont share it w him too big of a word for rn Carly: wheres this practice @ Ali: 'course not Ali: all he needs to hear is biggest and best Ali: memory serves Ali: in one of the other's garage Ali: so punk rock Ali: I'll come meet you Carly: long as he can call me a slut & I make the right noises it dont matter what I say Carly: thats every lad on here Carly: k well he's done so direct me Carly: u dont wanna meet me outside here Ali: if that's your jam, go off Ali: you mean you don't trust me not to 👊 your mans 😏 Ali: I started walking, call me a pessimist, Ronan 🤷 Carly: yea u kno for a good time call any of these caravans Carly: the old lady w the gnomes is a dark horse like Carly: i don't want u to see me looking this way ty ronan 💘 Carly: so rough about everything Carly: him & u ha Ali: she's living my dream, I remember her Ali: the pink trailer, like Ali: shoulda been going to see her if not you Ali: 🤡 Ali: you alright? Ali: you need a sec or Ali: idk, anything else Carly: her cats are living my dream Carly: lying in the sun all day, getting fat Carly: being loved whenever they ask Carly: i need a drink but im taking all of his its k Ali: duh Ali: only had it slightly better in ancient Egypt, like Ali: forever goals Ali: we'll drink it on the way Ali: need to see where to put their fingers Ali: not code for gay shit but like Ali: also Carly: theres lots they can have some as promised Carly: he owed me for all the 💊 Ali: you're sweet Carly: we can get your gf ☕ to dump it in thats the adult thing to do Carly: trying to make her happy not more mad Ali: she's 17 Ali: she just fronts a good game Ali: suppose one of us should Ali: #badgirlfriend Carly: ur the best wife tho Carly: ive missed u Ali: 😚 Ali: comments like that are why I've deffo missed you more Carly: aw Carly: comments like urs r why ill make today really fun for u Ali: 💚 Ali: we can make anything a party yeah Carly: yea Carly: but u gotta help me carry these drinks to cos i think my wrist was broken from all the coaxing that boy needs when hes been on it Ali: ugh, the struggle is so real Ali: though if you use that as an ice breaker they're all gonna look at you blankly Ali: fucking lesbian priviledge amirite Carly: i bet at least one of them's hurt their wrist trying to get a girl off Carly: half who go to our school r so uptight you need to check for sticks Carly: catholic guilt be like Ali: 😂 real Ali: but you gotta be on my side Ali: already outnumbered Ali: team bi for the day okay Carly: so i can talk about masturbating with my grandma's jesus cross or i cant Ali: you can Ali: that's a story whoevers company Ali: 'cept grandma, obvs Carly: punk rock enough? Carly: if theyre all as scary as ur lesbian im shotgunning more beers Carly: bag of recycling before we even get to the garage Ali: when she cares about the 🌍 Ali: 😍 Ali: they ain't, if we're being real Carly: dont want the earth to die Carly: its so pretty Carly: & fun Carly: k i wont have every can Carly: before we get there Ali: 👼🌟��🍓🐰👸 Ali: you Ali: and I'm literally just 'round the corner hold on Ali: not dragging my feet 'cos of you babe Carly: ur too sweet Carly: are you the singer & the guitarist or do they make you just do one cos youre too big of a 🌟 Ali: got it in one babe, I'm relegated to guitar #2 most the time Ali: at least you can own the stage more when you ain't so Carly: ill tell them you need to be 1st guitar & lead singer you're too talented for it to go to waste Carly: its sad Carly: but its cute that youre in a band together Ali: you wanna be backup baby? Carly: yea but i cant 😢😢 Ali: you can when it's just us though Ali: you're too pure for rock n roll anyway Ali: their brand of Carly: how you said that makes me think i need to drink more Ali: it's a good thing about you Ali: just saying though, my voice will be fucked by the end of this Carly: ill get you some 🍯 baby Carly: you can be 👼 again in no time Carly: church ready Ali: only if you coming with Ali: 😈 Carly: only if we do some more sinning first Carly: make it worth the walk Ali: naturally Ali: how we do Carly: k Carly: are all the band dating each other or just you two Ali: 😏 more and more apparent how straight you ain't tbh Ali: currently off again, I think Ali: they've all dated each other though, every which way you can combo it Carly: i have met a lesbian before ur rescued me @ that party Carly: been hit on by lots Carly: i kno they like to date in circles & all kinds of other shapes Ali: I bet Carly: aw don't be jealous Carly: i didnt like it Carly: ur my fave Ali: I'm not Ali: am glad I ain't giving off those predatory vibes though Ali: good to know, like Carly: you give off the best vibes Ali: 👼 energy, baby Carly: 🌟💙 Ali: let's hit 'em with it Carly: yea Ali: after she can drive us to a decent shindig 🤞 Carly: me & a car full of gays Carly: ronan will be in a mood ha Ali: always a bonus Ali: also always in a mood Ali: they really would get on if she could get over the whole man hate vibe Carly: ill bring him to the next rehearsal Carly: he thinks hes got what it takes Ali: 😏 Ali: I'll put my money on Mar Ali: poor boy Carly: steals my 🎸 every time he comes over Carly: i cant be impressed that you can play 2 chords baby boy I'm sorry Ali: 😩💦 Ali: even as relegated #2 I can do more than that Ali: promise Carly: me too & im only groupie #1 Carly: he still tries to teach me tho Carly: so boring Ali: 🙄 Ali: what a dickhead Ali: he just wants to be behind you to 'position' your hands, boys love that shit don't they Ali: I know how to play pool too so get off Carly: we should play my da taught me Carly: make some money & have some fun Ali: I'm down Carly: k Carly: cos i need to buy more 💊s he really did eat them all Carly: 😢😢 Ali: Babe Ali: I know a reliable lad Ali: invite him Ali: make it a party Carly: yea me & him been up since i saw you last how long ago was that? forever it feels Carly: be more fun away from site Ali: damn Ali: how the other half live Ali: I feel like I haven't had any fun since I last saw you Ali: get enough to take the edge of your comedown if nothing else or that'll be rough Carly: i wanted to invite u my baby but u kno how he gets Carly: hates that weve met Carly: ill make you feel good now promise Carly: hes had too much of my time Ali: worried that Imma tell you horror stories like you don't know him? Ali: backatcha 💚 Ali: swear Carly: yea he thinks my head's empty Carly: just a body like Carly: not that weve done school for years together or anything Carly: i kno i dont always go but boy come on Ali: you're miles ahead of him Ali: he only acts like he reckons that 'cos he don't want you coming to your senses and binning him off proper, like Carly: ur lil bro writes & reads better Carly: but hes a smart lil cutie Carly: what am i gonna do move the caravan in the middle of the night? no wheels is there Carly: stuck as fwb til he gets married his wife finds out & comes for me Ali: yeah he likes you too Ali: always chatting on when you coming 'round again so you know Ali: better hang some more, for his sake Ali: I know you got locks Carly: aw i love him Carly: always wanted a lil bro but my rents dont fuck no more so that ain't happening Carly: unless my dad knocks up someone younger Carly: u kno id lock myself out & end up round there Carly: ha Ali: lil blue pills don't fail us now Ali: ick Ali: should go to casa flamenco Ali: don't think she'd steal your stash Ali: oldies always have their own, the real good shit too Carly: that what ur calling it Carly: ill steal hers Ali: exactly Ali: 😍 #babe Ali: ronan who Carly: i do go older but not sure i could handle peeling back the wrinkles Ali: weak 😉 Carly: you seduce her for me, thats love Carly: & you wanna be under her anyway Ali: 'scuse you Ali: I'm happily married Carly: me too Carly: pimping me out to the older generation wasnt in the vows were it Ali: could've been Ali: you know how creative I am Carly: yea i do love that about you Ali: I 👀 you Ali: [runs up and takes some of the shit] Carly: [unnecessarily long hug moment because always] Ali: ['it does feel like forever'] Carly: [just rambling on about how much she's missed her & like all the compliments for how she looks/what she's wearing etc cos again always] Ali: [lbr she'd go all out for rehersals even so it would be a look, Ali lowkey fixing Carly up whilst checking 'cos was concerned but not gonna make it a Thing tm] Carly: [save her Ali she looks like shit rn & your gf don't need to be seeing her like that] Ali: [finishing by kissing her nose 'cos that is a thing] Carly: [😳 but really happy obvs & another hug cos they really have missed each other so] Ali: [walking and talking baby] Carly: [& letting Ali catch up with all the drinks Carly's had] Ali: [giving her the lowdown on the other bitches who are clearly not as scary as kstew] Carly: [you'd think she's not listening because 1. state of her & 2. how distracting Ali is in her lewk but she is] Ali: [is like soz it's boring but I'll make it fun] Carly: [she's like its not you're just pretty & also I'm saving you & making it fun] Ali: ['not about to beg but please do'] Carly: ['knew I should've locked that down in the vows' cos being flirty with it] Ali: ['too late now babe, 'less you make me wanna renew'] Carly: [is just like yeah okay will do, soz kstew but we know its true so] Ali: [turning up to your function, imagine kstews face oop] Carly: [Carly handing the booze out cos she's a babe while kstew talks shit on her by pulling Ali aside like we said] Carly: u want me to go? Ali: [Ali tryna explain but also being kinda over this mood like why can't she be here, u lowkey know why but you know] Ali: no Ali: don't Ali: I'll sort it Carly: k Carly: [Carly just drinking a little bit too hard cos the vibe is wrong & her anxiety don't need this thank you ladies] Ali: [just walking away and being like okay come on let's start 'cos can't argue if you're playing] Carly: [pissing about on some spare instruments while they're setting up cos awks] Ali: I've text the lad Ali: reckons 10 minutes 👍 Carly: 💙🌟 Carly: ty Ali: [ooh crimson and clover 'cos joan did it and it'd be a sexy moment so blatantly directed at carly] Carly: [Carly literally 😍 harder than her gf is, oops] Carly: [& so many compliments as soon as the song is over before kstew can get a word in, god bless] Ali: [gently/not being a patronizing dick with it showing her dance moves and stuff like getting her involved without being like you have to perform now lol] Carly: [k stew fuming like now the WARM UP is done we should play OUR songs we all know the type like excuse you everyone is having fun especially my sweet baby angel] Ali: [being like oh but I just learnt this song it's got a good bass bit we should do that, overruled lol] Carly: [has to go with it cos no argument she can make that won't sound petty as hell and not trying to look like that bitch in front of the squad] Ali: [doing electric feel for the gay sexiness] Carly: [Carly even more into it cos a song she knows cos lets say she don't know the glory of our cat song just because so its such a moment okay bye] Carly: [Marlene calling a 🚬 break immediately after cos fuming & that can also be when Drew comes] Ali: [as if you weren't fuming enough there's how a man here 😍 at your woman, also giving them droogs] Carly: [meanwhile Carly ain't noticed cos sharing a 🚬 with the prettiest & least intimidating lesbian perched on her lap like so cosy....way to kill Ali babe we know she's special but let her know please] Carly: [hops off to get her drugs but still a moment] Ali: [these other girls just stirring the pot rn lmao] Carly: [that girl being like you should come out with us & Carly's like yeah cos she's pure] Ali: you know this one's flirting with you too, yeah? Ali: 😏 Carly: ha Carly: shes nice Ali: yeah Ali: pretty cute Carly: u kno the dealer wants to fuck you tho yea Carly: hes pretty Ali: obvs Ali: his hairs a bit naff but yeah Carly: ur gf is gonna drag him out by it Carly: let me slip him my number first ty Ali: lol 🙄 Ali: better you have his, no Ali: 💊 Ali: idk why she's the fun police today Carly: k good idea Carly: [goes to get his deets] Carly: she's so mad Carly: u gotta love me more when shes not around Ali: i ain't done nothing Carly: shes jealous of me like i am of her Carly: two girls one 💙 Carly: [lowkey flirting with Drew before he gets thrown out] Ali: hmm Ali: maybe you can duel Ali: [helping herself 'cos they clearly got enough to go around 'cos Drew's easy lol] Carly: 😢😢 Carly: you want me to be killed Ali: don't be silly Ali: not very gentlemanly of her, she'd never Ali: for someone so punk she loves following rules you know Carly: y u like her or y ur bored? Ali: [casually loling at her phone like what you think] Carly: [a moment of eye contact soz kstew] Carly: y dont i kno this lad? Ali: idk Ali: he wasn't always that cocky Ali: maybe his pubes came in Carly: ha Carly: ill find out Carly: gotta b known as the school slag not the girl who pissed herself on the stage Ali: more catchy Ali: I get it Carly: u only remember our wedding day i kno but it tends to stick in everyone else's memories Carly: a day of bad vibes Ali: I remember you but not like that Carly: hope its not worse Carly: how you do Carly: [casually taking too many 💊 to deal with the bender she's been on with the gypsies, you know Drew will remember her like this] Ali: nah Ali: you were cute Ali: and nice when all these random english kids showed up Carly: cos you were cuter Carly: im always nice to the pretty ones Ali: 💘 Ali: s'a good line walsh, you get it off him n all Carly: 💔😢 Carly: i love you i dont need him feeding me those kind of lines Carly: we gotta crush some of these tho its gonna take forever to kick in Ali: only joking baby don't be sad Ali: [comes over and helps 'cos why not kstew already furious her band practice has descended into anarchy] Carly: [using a shoe she's wearing for once to crush pills casually but stops to put her head on Ali's shoulder cos is sad lowkey] Ali: [gives her top of the head kisses] Carly: [is smiling again & telling her how much she missed her again and all that good gay content while Marlene fumes in the distance] Ali: [whispers like sorry for the bad vibes and I am gonna fix this 'cos she knows it's been fucked but realistically don't know what she's doing about it yet 'cos where do we stand] Carly: [kisses her on the forehead cos that big brain always thinking & worrying & she know] Carly: u wanna 👃 or 👅? Ali: 👃 Carly: yea dont want a numb mouth Carly: no fun Ali: probably would help my throat but kinda 'bout that smokes and drinks a 40 a day vibe so Ali: soz to my nasal cavity in advance Carly: the 🍯 is coming as promised Carly: [puts enough powder in her hand for Ali to snort, how intimate excuse them like she could have used her own hand or any surface Carly but go off] Ali: you're sweet enough darling Ali: [soz kstew just gals being pals 'cos obvs returning the favour and 'holding her hair out the way' aka stroking it] Carly: [when you more about that intimacy than the drug you're trying to take] Carly: aw Ali: [moment being ruined by some kind of unignorable strop moment from marlene clearly so she has to go and have an argument brb] Carly: should i go now? Ali: wait for me Ali: please? Ali: outside if you like or whatever, I'm being selfish but Ali: I ain't staying either Carly: k Carly: [is outside quietly singing a little mash up of both gay covers while she waits, just little bits of lyrics she likes from each lol] Ali: [not tryna drag this out and clearly we can't let it get to let's break up point so] Carly: lets go have some real fun Ali: [when she comes out, resting her arms on her shoulders and spinning her 'round and 'round like let's go] Carly: [is loving life again bye bitches] Ali: ['we can do anything we wanna' means now but also like always] Carly: [is buzzing because her life is literally so stagnant already like what a welcome premise & hugs her cos that's what she wants to do, always gotta be touching] Ali: [and hand holding] Carly: [complimenting her AGAIN as they going along cos she's a really good singer tbf so] Ali: [chatting away 'bout the kinda music she wanna do and what the band is about and starting her own etc but also about how pretty Carly's voice is and how it's too precious for the stage anyway] Carly: [okay but after they've nerded out over music Carly be like 'wait for me' runs into a shop really quick & buys Ali some honey for real cos she that nerd & presents it to her really happily wrapped in her headscarf or something cos again nerd] Ali: [you know how buzzing and touched she'd be 'cos also that nerd, being like you're such an angel and imma get you something so special etc] Carly: [Carly like you gotta eat it tho & opens it right there like she gonna drip it into Ali's mouth if she don't how gaaaaaay, steals some with her finger too obvs cos cute but also accidentally sexy all the time] Ali: [winnie screeching in the distance] Carly: [gets a phone call from her mum & answers in this state cos no fucks given on either side & then turns to Ali like my turn to take you to a family bbq cos I think the contrast would be hilarious so we should but not now cos give them some alone time @ god] Ali: [is down 'cos she's not a snob unlike someone we know rosalin and she'd be lowkey about it 'cos any excuse to spend time] Carly: [ronan will 100% be there cos hilarious like you gotta fight him Ali tbh] Carly: [just rambling about how much she loves Ali rn though cos always] Carly: 💙🌟🐝👼🚀 Ali: [backatcha and dropping the charity shop plan] Carly: [is so down obvs like little kid levels of excited] Ali: [running thru the streets of dublin like babes] Carly: [god fucking bless] Ali: [charity shop crawl so wild like leave 'em be world] Carly: [like how pure that they think of cat lady Ro & kstew would never bitch] Ali: [probably making friends with all the nice old ladies in there/horrifying the old bitches tho too lol] Carly: [this is why Carly makes my heart hurt cos she'd wanna be friends but would probably horrify lol] Ali: [tbf they are high] Carly: [as per again let them live peeps its summer] Ali: [should steal something but like something really tiny and silly 'cos sinning and stealing from a charity shop is pretty bad in a cute way somehow lol] Carly: [but leaving shoes behind or something cos barefoot life so the universe is balanced] Ali: [and ali would buy stuff for 'em both but making sure carly knows this ain't THE gift 'cos wants to swag that lol] Carly: [okay but can they also come back to buy homewares for the caravan when she gets her own thanks bye] Ali: [absolutely, just window shopping rn how you do like 'when I have my own place' but saying we 'cos #married] Carly: [Ali can actually get one of the actual things when cos its still there, oh my heart]

[marchfiftynine]

Dons Run || JJK series

Part 1

Genre: fluff

Word count: 2,651

A/N: Hi everyone! This is my first piece and I had a lot of fun writing it, so I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did! This piece was not meant to insult anyone including the stars featured in it. It was all for fun. Let me know if you guys would like a part 2. Enjoy(:

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“I swear hyung, Einsteinium was real at one point! It probably died when Einstein did”, Jungkook exclaims.

“PABO, pabo”, Jin scoffs. “So is ramenium real then? Or Eat-jin-ium? Is it gonna die when I…”

It was 12:07 am. Jungkook and Jin sat at a booth munching on some fries and ice cream while bickering over something stupid as always.

“Aishh I swear, how did we not get kicked out of here yet”, J-Hope laughs while placing the rest of their order in front of them.

“What can I say except your welcome? Mr. Worldwide-Handsome is here to promote… McChicken-nium, right guk?” Jin proudly says causing the maknae to choke on his fries which results in the three of them laughing even more.

“You know, you’re so lucky you’re older than me, otherwise I would’ve kicked your a-“ 

“Okay let’s just accept the fact that Jin-hyung is Mr. Worldwide-Handsome or whatever makes him feel better”, Hobi smiles interrupting, shoving more fries in Jungkook’s mouth.

“Wh- Huh?! You don’t think THIS is handsome?” Jin feigns hurt, causing him to spit his food out from laughing.

“Yah, I wouldn’t be laughing if I were you, right IU?” Jin smirks. “Oh SHITEU beef BEEF”, Hobi laughs.

“Tch, IU-sunbaenim was just being friendly towards you hyung. She hardly acknowledged your presence- AH” Jin smacks Jungkook, which results in him  to drop his burger on the table.

“She HUGGED me. Did she hug you? Nope. Why? Because it’s Mr. Third-guy-to-the-left, to the LEFT”, Jin emphasizes.

“Aigoo, she hugged me too”, Hobi says while unwrapping his burger.

“You were in front of me, it was an accident”, Jin remarks.

“An accident like Jiminah-hyung’s shoulder everytime?” Jungkook teases.

“OH SHITEU AAAAHHHH”, Jhope and Jin laugh.

“But really, how can she not love this face, am I right? Sorry Guk, IU is mine now”, Jin teases, patting Jungkook’s shoulder.

“YAH!” Jungkook pouts causing Hobi to laugh.

“Bet I can get her to fall in love with me. Or anyone, right?” 

“Oookay hyung, don’t make the maknae cry”, Hobi bites into his burger.

“Jungkook-ah will find another, or if he’s lucky, maybe even a look a-like.”

“HA, IU-sunbaenim is one in a million and she lowkey does love me.”

“Let the boy dream, hyung” Hobi jokes.

“Fine, but… OH SHIT SHE’S RIGHT THERE” Jin exclaims with wide eyes. 

Jungkook glares at Jin.

“Ha-ha, funny.”

“Wait, is that actually her?” Hobi looks up.

“okay, I get it,“ Jungkook sighs looking up from his phone. “IU-sunbaenim is one i-” He turns around only to have his sentence cut off by laughs formed into white noise from his hyungs as he freezes for who knows how long. 

A messy ponytail, an oversized sweater topped over some leggings with your pizza socks peeking from your all-white sneakers to yawning while poking your friend which turned into chuckles followed by a sleepy smile from her reaction; this seemed all too quick for him to process. But why was he feeling odd? This feeling seemed so familiar, yet so foreign to him. He didn’t know your name, what you were doing there or who you were but right there in that booth within a couple minutes of noticing your presence, he was sure of two things:

You were definitely no IU like how his hyungs had teased, but he couldn’t take his eyes off of you.

There you were with two of your closest friends laughing as you fumbled around, teasing one for looking like a meme. As your baby hairs framed your face, he stared in silence as you beamed all while trying to hold in a laugh that might come out louder than expected. 

“…and it’s because he- YAH Jungkook, are you even listening?” Jin throws a fry at him.

“Huh-what?” he turns around eyebrows raised, blinking a few times.

“Heh, I saw that”, Hobi starts teasing.

“Hm?” Jungkook furrows his browns in confusion.

“You were staring at her.”

“No… I was looking at the menu.”

“The menu isn’t at the door”, Jin fires back.

Jungkook raises his brows for a second and huffs a “whatever” shoving a fry in his mouth, placing his focus back on his phone.

The two older members exchange sly looks. Jin raises a brow followed by a smirk breaking the silence, catching Jungkook’s attention.

“What?!”  

Jin takes a long dramatic sip with innocent wide eyes staring back at Jungkook causing him to smirk again. 

“W-Why are you… yah, she doesn’t even look like IU sunbaenim, I was just checking.”

“OOOH we didn’t even say anything!” Hobi exclaims.

“Chill, I’m not interested.”

Jin raises a brow again at Hobi then turns to Jungkook.

“Maybe I am then. She’s cute.”

Jungkook freezes for two seconds and continues eating.

“Yeah right.”

“What, you don’t think she could fall for me? Im Mr. Worldwi-“

“YAH we get it”, Hobi throws a fry at Jin laughing.

“I’m just saying, I bet she would fall in love with me. That’s probably why she came here with her friends; she saw me advertising through the window as JIN MR. WORLDWIDE MCDONALDS-NIUM HANDSOME!!” he jokes, flashing a cheesy grin causing Hobi and the maknae to burst out laughing.

“She’d say no.”

“WHAT?”

“I SAID SHE WOULD SAY NO.”

“YAH HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?”

Jungkook pauses. “…because… I don’t know, she doesn’t seem like the type.”

“Tch, don’t judge a book by it’s cover”, Hobi comments.

“Heh, exactly”, Jin adds. “Don’t be sad that she’ll pull an IU and fall for this.”

Jungkook narrows his eyes with a sly grin.

“Fries.”

“What?”

“I bet you 3 large fries she would say no.”

 “Yah, you guys are so low… don’t”, Hobi coughs. 

“Why not, hyung? Are you feeling sorry for Jin-hyung’s future loss?” Jungkook teases.

“It’s not that, it’s just… her feelings might get hurt if she gets too attached or something and she mi-“

“YAH ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?” Jin retorts.

“WHAT?!”

“if I lose, that means you lose too, pabo.”

“Wha- HOW AM I INVOLVED?”

“IF IU CAN HUG YOU AND ME THAT MEANS WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER!”

“BUT IM NOT EVEN PA-“

“ARE YOU CALLING US UGLY?” 

All three burst out in laughter which is interrupted by Hobi taking a big sigh. “YAH JUNGKOOK-AH ARE YOU SAYING WE HAVE NO GAME?” 

Jungkook sips his drink and slighty tilts his head raising a brow trying to hold in a laugh. “IU-sunbaenim is one person and she knows you both. I’m just saying, if you guys think you’re WORLDWIDE handsome, wouldn’t you be able to get ANY girl then?”

As Jin pushes the maknae to move out of the booth, Hobi attempts to brush away the feeling of guilt if the bet went through.

“Hobi-hyung, you’re our evidence for this invisible contract happening”, Jungkook jokes. 

“Aiiish, yeah yeah. What is it?”

“If she says yes to a date- ”

“NO that’s too easy!  ”

“Alright, you really wanna play around? How about if she falls in love with me?”

“Are you serious…”

“What? Who knows, she might reject me and that’s an easy win for you.”

Jungkook sits there thinking for a while. That’s true, she might think he’s a creep or something and he’d easily win. 

“3 large fries. Plus a burger because she’s with other people.”

“Deal.”

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“Oh my god y/n, just get both already!”, Soomi nudges at you. It was now 12:21 am and here you were sleepy yet craving McDonald’s with your two closest friends. “No, I told you I’m gonna have to.. yenno… take a shit if I get too much ice cream”, you lean in. Eunha starts laughing while leaning against a chair, not noticing it tilted along with her as she lands butt first. “Dumbass, are you high or something? We’re gonna get kicked out”, you say holding back a laugh with Soonmi literally laughing on the ground.

“Uhm, are you guys ready to order? Or…” asks the cashier at the front while scratching the back of his neck analyzing the trio of friends who probably woke him up. Soonmi flashes a wink at him with finger guns and responds with the most flirty “yeah I’ll have a number 5″ ever; in fact it was too flirty that you and Eunha couldn’t help but slightly cringe.

“I hate you sometimes, yenno”, you say to Soonmi while take a spoonful of your sundae. “Yes I’ll have a number 5″ you mimick followed by an obnoxious laugh from Eunha.

“Shut up, lactose in-loser,” Soonmi snorts.

“It’s TOLERANCE and it isn’t as bad”, you correct.

“Not gonna lie, he was pretty cute though”, Eunha shoves a fistful of fries in her mouth.

“But that’s not”, says Soonmi, staring back at Eunha in disgust.

“Neither are your flirting skills, Soonmi hehe”, you tease.

“YAH! He was seduced, see? He took a dollar off my ice cream.”

“…Pabo, that’s why we came here. The sundaes are for two dollars.”

“Whatever, still flirting”, she says shoving more ice cream in her mouth.

You pull out your phone and sigh at the reminder for your chemistry class lab questions due in a few hours. “So about chem, did you guys get number four? Cos I was confused how Carbon Monoxide can…”

As you look up, you see the two goons speechless as they stared at the tall figure that stood behind you.

“What are y-” You turn and find yourself blushing at the face above you. There he stood straight and tall, smiling gently with a slight head tilt. 

“Hey.”

“Uh.. Hi?” 

“I’m Jin.”

You stare at him in silence a bit too long. “…I’m y/n.” 

“Nice to meet you, do you mind if I take a seat for now?”

You quickly glance at your friends in confusion which is later followed by a warm smile. “Uh… sure Jin.”

“So… Wh-”

“Her name is y/n l/n”, Soonmi interrupts. “And I’m Soonmi, and this is Eunha, and we’re her friends. Best friends actually. And we are on a best friend date right now, so let’s cut to the chase - what do you want boy?” 

Jin stares wide eyed at your blunt friend speechless with how straight forward she was.

“Soonmi!” Eunha kicks her under the table.

“Ow! I’m just saying, there has to be some reason why he would come up outta nowhere like that? I mean, isn’t that weird he ju-”

“Sorry about her”, Eunha shoves Soonmi’s burger back in her mouth while smiling. You quietly debate in your head if the laugh you’re trying to hold in is out of embarrassment or if you really love your psycho friends. Snapping out of it, you turn back to Jin who’s focus was now completely on you. 

“She kinda has a point; may I help you Jin?”

Jin swallows hard and fumbles with his hands astonished by how much cuter you were up close. Oh shit, he thinks to himself. You can say this was all a joke or play it off and turn back now and lose to Jungkook or..

Soonmi throws a fry at him to bring him back to reality.

“YAH!” you say unable to hold back your laugh, taking the fry off the table throwing it back at her.  

"Sorry, but continue.“

“Oh. uhm… so this sounds kinda crazy, but I… was wondering if maybe…uh… how do I say th-”

“JUST SAY IT ALREADY!” Soonmi startles all four of you.

"OKAY, DO YOU WANNA GO OUT SOMEtime?…” Jin’s voice cracks at the end which causes both your mouth and eyes to widen with a small yet silent laugh.

Eunha chokes on her drink along with Soonmi and her burger causing Jin to look at them. “I’m sorry, I-I can go grab some napkins or-”

“NO STAY!” they both say which startles the cashier at the front.

Jin turns back towards you with a light blush. “I know it’s so sudden and out of nowhere, but I…*clears throat and inhales* I couldn’t help but notice you and how cute you look and I was just wondering if I’d be able to… yenno… possibly get to know you cos I’ve never seen you around before and I didn’t wanna lose my chance of probably never seeing you again so I ha-”

“Woah woah, Jin… breathe,” you chuckle. “I’m… wow that was a lot to take in, but I’m truly flattered.”

As you feel your cheeks heating up, you turn back to look at Soonmi and Eunha who both have their jaws wide open which suddenly curve into sly smiles at the sight of you and Jin.

“So… would yo-”

“YEAH SHE WILL!” the other two blurt out catching the both of your attention. “Here’s her number and she’s available on… hm… tomorrow! Wait, no, Friday! Two days from now. Here’s our number so you can text us if you need any info about y/n and she’s lactose intranslucent-”

“It’s tolerance”, Eunha adds on.

“Yeah whatever, same thing”, Soonmi continues.

“YAH! I’m right here yenno?” You finally snap out of it.

Jin laughs, saving your number and stands up, smiling at you. “Well, thanks so much. I’ll text you later, y/n!”

He waves and before you know it, you find your mouth still open and your hand waving in the air controlled by one of the goofballs who seemed to have processed everything much faster than you did.

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No way, he thought to himself. Jungkook formed the same expression you had on as he watched Jin happily walk back to their booth.

“3. freaking. large. fries. AND A BURGER”, Jin exhaled. “All for food, why is this too easy?”

“Pft, you just got her number. The bet was if she falls in love with you”, Hobi corrects.

“Yenno what, she is cute but I still have my heart set on IU. Plus her friends are kinda scary” Jin says.

“Yah, don’t be so mean, you don’t even know them yet”, Jungkook comments.

“It’s alright, the bet is just for food and… actually… wait, I have a better idea.”

Jungkook and Hobi stare back at the eldest while eating in silence.

“How about if she falls in love with me before MAMA 2017, I get to ask IU to be my date.”

“N-no that’s not fair hyung”, Jungkook chokes out.

“Yeah, you’re breaking both her and Jungkook’s heart, isn’t that kinda harsh?” Hobi adds on.

“WhAt?”

“Ehh, it’s not like I’ll fall in love with her, I think.”

“But what if you do?” 

“Honestly, I doubt it.”

“Wait, isn’t it a win-win for you? What do I get out of this?” Jungkook asks.

“Uh…oh yeah hey? Nothing.”

“Hyung,no fair!”

Jin and Hobi laugh. “Okay, okay, let’s change it one last time.”

Jungkook sighs. “What is it now?”

“How about if she falls in love with me, you can take IU to MAMA?”

“Wait, but what do you get?” Hobi questions.

Jin blinks twice. “Satisfaction. and maybe IU.”

“You’re ridiculous, this sounds so stupid.”

Jungkook straightens his back while firmly staring at the table then looks up at the both of them. “Let’s do it.” 

Hobi looks at him with a shocked expression. “Jungkook-ah, are you serious?”

“I can help her fall in love with you then, right hyung?” he says, completely ignoring Hobi. 

“Mmm, sure. Only cos MAMA is a month away and I’ll play nice,” Jin responds.

“Wait, wait, what happens if she does fall in love with you?”

“Trust me, she won’t anymore.”

Hobi sat there quietly thinking what were Jin’s true intentions out of all of this. Jungkook felt slightly guilty but he couldn’t let this opportunity to be with his Sunbaenim slip away so easily, especially since he would finally have a reason to be with her.

“You have exactly 30 days to make her fall in love with me. If not, your Sunbaenim will be my date to MAMA along with the fries and burger you owe me”, Jin laughs.

“Geez hyung, you make it sound like a command, but alright. Deal.”

[m0onbean]

Movie Dates with ASTRO

this is a long thread!

MJ

would probably choose a comedy movie

would buy the largest size of popcorn and accidentally spill some on the way to your seats

you actually die of embarrassment around him

he would laugh at the serious moments in the movie

i kid you not this grown man would very quietly not so quietly murmur "that's what she said" 

you wanted to die but it was amusing

would embarrass you by turning around to the kids sitting behind you

"this is my girlfriend (Y/N)"

"MJ what are you doi-"

"isn't she pretty?"

the kids would nod their heads and MJ would smile not before growing serious and suddenly snapping

"she's mine though, understood?!"

poor children would widen their eyes and you would give MJ a >:( look

MJ would give you a ;) look

whenever something remotely funny happened he would look at your face to see your reaction

turns out you kept a straight face the whole movie

bc

the movie wasn't funny

after the movie ended MJ would act clingy and cute

"did you like the movie?"

"hmm it was okay"

he would whine

"you're not satisfied?"

"no if you had fun then i'm satisfied"

"let's movie hop to whatever movie you would like"

"isn't that illegal"

"it's not illegal as long as you don't get caught"

MJ would make sure you had fun by randomly snickering comments in your ear which made you two burst in laughter

throw popcorn at eachother and look away pretending as if nothing happened

annoy the employees by constantly refilling popcorn

end up watching every movie in the theater

you two are probably banned tbh

in the end it doesn’t matter

the funnest time you’ve ever had at the movies

Jinjin

lets you make all the decisions

doesn't care what movie it is

just wants to spend time with you

ends up watching a movie about dogs

jinjin would subconsciously coo "aww" under his breath whenever a dog showed up

so like

during the whole movie

you learned that jinjin loves dogs

he would mutter in your ear

"let's get a dog"

seveRAL times

"how about that breed?"

"what do you think? small or big dog?"

you would just scoff but squeeze his cheeks

"you're so cute"

would hold your hand during the entire film

would randomly tap on your shoulder

"what do you want?"

"can you hold this?"

he would stick his hand in his jacket

his hands pops back up with a finger heart

would look at you proudly

"i'm such a cute boyfriend"

you would roll your eyes but return the heart

"jinjin look here"

you would pretend to look for something in your pockets

"did you forget your wallet? it's ok i paid" he would worriedly ask

"found it!" you would exclaim

sticks your hand back up

BAM! finger heart

he would uncontrollably smile

by the time you two are out of the theaters

guess what

a dog died at the end

jinjin is literally sobbing

you hug him and soothe him

"it's ok jinjin... he's in a better place now"

he cries harder and grips onto you tightly

"snowball didn't deserve that..."

"i understand"

he would be sniffing continuously on the drive home

"babe..." 

he takes out his phone and starts typing passionately

"what are you doing?"

"i'm writing a five star review on the movie"

Eunwoo

chose whatever movie you wanted

paid for your ticket although you insisted it was fine

"(Y/N) i'm supposed to be paying you'll make me look bad"

"fine but i'm paying next time"

loves how stubborn you are about it

constantly asking if you want anything

"want some popcorn? or anything else? ice cream? mozzerella sticks? nachos?"

in the theater he would laugh inside at you

because you were like

about to fall asleep

your eyelids were giving up on you

your head kept falling

you tried your best to stay awake but

the 

movie

was 

boring 

he would notice how tired you were

wouldn't say anything but would lift the seat divider up

tucks you inside his humongous winter coat

you would snuggle inside since it was warm

wraps his arms around you 

kisses your forehead when he notices you fall asleep

lowkey grateful the date turned out like this

he was never interested in the movie in the first place

your eyebrows would scrunch up suddenly

he would be alarmed

it would look like you're in pain

he would rub your back soothingly

gives you multiple kisses

your expression would wash off your face upon feeling his touch

now you're smiling in your sleep

his heart is aching

he's trying not to fanboy right then and there

he loves you so much

when the movie ends he would nudge your shoulder

"(Y/N) wake up sleeping beast"

when you fully regain conscious you would be embarrased

"u-uh sorry if I ruined the date"

he would laugh

because

you made the date better than he would even imagine

"let's do this more" 

he would say and wink

you die out of humiliation

Moonbin

moonbin would buy the whole food shop

like

actually

"hi can i get two large sodas, large buttered popcorn, an ice cream bar, oh do you guys have chicken nuggets? yeah? i'll take that 2 lmfaO. no wtf im not done. some mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders- what do you mean the bill is over $50? scuse me im an idol"

s m h

during the movies you two would just be talking the whole time

honestly what was the point of going if you two were just gonna have  nice conversation

everybody looking at u 2 because

on moonbin's lap are the chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks, and drinks

on your lap would be the chicken nuggets, and whatever tf he ordered

a F E A S T

everyone lowkey hates u guys

bc 

the chicken nuggets smelled good

and u two were conversing so casually

a kid actually kicked your guys' seat

"can u shut up i can't hear"

"scuse me i'm an idol"

"u dont look like one"

you had to restrain this GROWN man from fighting some 10 year old

don't worry about leftovers

legend says that moonbin inhales the food

you two would be having a pick up line war

"hey baby. tie your shoelaces i dont want u falling for anybody else"

"are you a laptop? bc you can make my lap warm."

"wtf was that dirty"

"no omg i swear i didnt mean it like that"

"lets break up"

a forceful kick to moonbin's chair

"SHUT THE F-"

you 2 were kicked out

what gives

the food wasnt that gr8 anyways

"its the theater's fault. shouldve put more interesting movies so we wouldnt chatter so much"

"yeah" you groaned "long movies are boring anyways"

"you know what else is lon-"

legend says that moonbin still flinches whenever you slightly raise your foot

Rocky

tHIS BOI

very quiet around people

but around you??

hohohohoho

WHO BROUGHT A MONKEY IN THIS THEATER

he's actually jumping around on his toes

"omg i'm so excite!!"

"minhyuk can u calm down"

"but the new lego movie came out and i'm really excited bc my fav character was the unicorn cat girl bc she's really nice and stuff but when shes angry shes ready to fite and i think that represents me bc u kno how im all fluffy and stuff when we first meet but like if somebody messes with me or you or anybody i am friends with they get beat up even tho im smol"

"...we're not even watching the new lego movie."

THIS KID WOULD JUST WALK UP TO THE MANAGER AND ASK FOR AN EXCHANGE OF TICKETS

"I THOUGHT WE WERE WATCHING THE NEW LEGO MOVIE WTF (Y/N)"

"YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE"

"BUT WE'RE A TELEPATHIC COUPLE. I SENT U A MESSAGE TO CHOOSE THE NEW LEGO MOVIE."

you would massage your temples in frustration

angry -> happy when the manager lets him exchange it

in the theaters he'd be so happy

"u can be the wyldstyle to my emmet"

"mkay."

he would pout

"babe i put a lot of thinking into that pickup line so i really dont appreciate it when you start doing this to me because like i put so much in this relationshi-"

u would stuff popcorn in his mouth so he can shut up

his eyes would intently follow the movie

hes so into it!!

would laugh a little too loudly at the jokes

scrunches up face when the bad guy does something bad

widen eyes at intense scenes

when unikitty popped up on the screen

tHIS BOI

"OMG UNIKITTY!" he would scream

rips open his jacket and reveals a unikitty shirt

whole theater glaring at him

you are actually hiding in your sweater

"pls kill me"

after the movie

"minhyuk this relationship isnt working"

"wdym lol"

"you're a disgrace to me"

"huh"

"uR LIKE IN COLLEGE AND YOU'RE WEARING A UNIKITTY SHIRT TO THE MOVIES."

"i only wear my idol's merch <3"

u would sigh

he would put his jacket back on and hug u

"sry babe next time ill get a shirt with YOUR face on it"

"wow thanks"

"mhm np"

Sanha

"w-why'd u choose a horror movie"

you had to drag this tall baby in the theaters

"i don't want to..." he would whine

"please sanha"

you would perform your aegyo on him

shooting him finger hearts and comfort

"sanha u r a man u can do this"

upon hearing he's a man he'd be like

"oK i can do this i'm a man"

clinging onto your arm during the whole movie

would close his eyes and bury his face in your arm

"tell me when its over"

you would pet his floof hair

"its ok sanha, you're my brave knight arent you?"

he immediately recomposes himself and sits up straight

"yes. your majesty i will save u"

few minutes in and he gave up

is actually hugging you full on

not even watching the movie

"sanha... the movie's done now"

after u two are out the theaters

"THAT WAS AN EASY MOVIE I CAN WATCH ANYTHING NOW"

proud of himself

it was cute but

"really? wanna watch the sequel?"

sanha would loudly gulp

"um."

when he would drop you off at your house

he would be stalling time

"sanha you can go now"

"u-uh..."

"r u scared lol"

"lolololol hahahah wdym"

ends up staying the night at your place

cuddling with you the entire night

he would sort of flinch in his sleep

or his body would jump suddenly

nightmare??

u would kiss his forehead and wake him up

"are you ok?"

he would stare at you

and

HE WOULD PERFORM THE "I DREAMED OF A GHOST" AEGYO

"pls go back to sleep and never wake up"

[minimalorc]

y’all fucking THOUGHT

@sunnygrowl challenged me, here y’all go

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed? Easy. CLOSED. (3) Can You Whistle? Nope! I can snap my hands tho, the closest to a whistle i can get is like the descending bomb sound (5) What Is Your Favourite Colour? W h o k n o w s. This has somehow become discourse in my friend group. It’s yellow, blue, or red (or green according to one source). (7) What Is The Temperature Right Now? Too much (9) How Many Followers? I just remade so like, 9? But honestly if you add up all the followers i have on all my blogs it’s easily in the thousands (11) What Is Your Eye Colour?

Cerulean Orbs,

(i do Not Know) (13) Do You Sing In The Shower? Only if no one is home i used to get made fun of for my voice a lot (15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14. Damn it i dont read ok ok here we go

“‘Ah, a magician. How-de-do?’” (17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of? I dont know the last time i cried but i got really close to crying in front of @sleepypuddle a bit ago (19) What Did You Have For Lunch? Ramen because if i am given an offering i am bound by the spirits to consume it (21) Favourite Animal? F o x e s (23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed? Haha, bed (25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean? I dont like swimming (27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water? Bottled, i hate tap water deeply (29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

(31) Dogs Or Cats?

DOGS. or lizards. I am,,,, allergic to cats it is w h y i am sick right now im literally trapped in my home because of a stray cat (33) PlayStation Or Xbox. I?? Have no preference??? I have both??? Playstation tbh tho because kingdom hearts (35) Do You Believe In Magic? Im a weirdness magnet in the most literal sense of the term, i dont have the luxury of not believing (37) Can You Curl Your Tongue? Fun fact! I have a tongue tie which means my tongue is too short to curl or even really stick out! Fuck u normal tongue ppl tbh (39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

…. Yes? I think? (41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly? YEAH I LOVE BUTTERFLIES WE HAVE A WHOLE DEAL (43) Do You Have Strange Dreams? No comment (45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry. ??? uhhhhhhhhhhh ?????????? most studio ghibli movies? (47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be? Bruh i wanna see the cello guys or like a dead composer, like Mozart or some shit, like the Originals yknow? I TAKE IT BACK I WANNA SEE PACHELBEL PERFORM CANON IN D IRL (49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper? It depends??? I dont know actually (51) Do You Like To Read / Write? Y ea h i love reading but i only read informational books or like old classiques bc i just love the aesthetic and all that also i wanna lowkey be a playwright or director (53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents? I avoid wrapping presents at all costs, i love carving pumpkins (55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather) depression (57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.  

(59) Coffee Or Tea? Coffee AND tea (61) What Is Your Sexuality? Baby bi bi bi (63) Favourite Pokemon? GROWLITHE (65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories? Dollar store snapchat (67) Are You A Virgin? I cant read (69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free? I love crappy motel rooms but knowing me i would be sucked onto another plane, so if i really need to be somewhere ill just sleep in my car (71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters? ANY SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER (73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now? “The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places.” - Ernest Hemingway

OR

“i do not want to have you to fill the empty parts of me i want to be full on my own i want to be so complete i could light a whole city and then i want to have you cause the two of us combined could set it on fire” - Rupi Kaur

O R

“how is it so easy for you to be kind to people he asked milk and honey dripped from my lips as i answered cause people have not been kind to me” - Rupi Kaur

OOOOR

“The kindest words my father said to me Women like you drown oceans.” - Rupi Kaur

I just really love rupi kaur

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set? I was terrified of swinging and it still makes me feel a little sick when i go on them but i like it! (77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone? Mostly just time-killer games i can play without service, solitaire, piano tiles, et cet (79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?

I am a digital artist, i am often on the computer for upwards of 10 hours (81) Do You Like Meeting New People? NO. only ppl i am interested in first. I dont like meeting new ppl ever (83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed? C L O S E D. (85) What Do You Wear To Bed? As little as possible tbh (87) Are You A Day Or Night Person? I am a before-sunrise person (89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened. I had a dream once that I was back in the hospital a bit ago and its kinda fucking me up currently but its cool (91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite? The sounds of people talking quietly in a cafe, jazz music in a coffee shop, convenience stores at 3 am, walking on marble, writing on paper, rain, the sounds of a subway station, walking through an airport, someone warming up on a guitar, pouring drinks over ice, stirring a drink, listening to your friends talk in a dennys at midnight, the sound you hear when you lean on a car window, rustling tall grass, strong winds, a long cello note, the orchestra right before the curtains rise (93) How Do You Look Right Now? Bless this mess (95) What Tattoo Do You Want? Flowers and skulls and sayings and lucky charms and anatomical vivisections and animals and symbols and color and classical recreations