#i drank like half of it

[kirbythesixth]

@procyon-kiryu-heaven

since you are intrigued i will relay the information that i have never had a red bull before. i have only technically drank one full energy drink in my whole life and even then it was gamersupps so I've never had the battery acid like syrup taint me. red tea would be what i count to be my first ever real energy drink.

i didn't end up doing it

if this post gets nine and a half notes i will create and drink the red tea

[itsnicsalad]

cooldown🤙 at this point i feel like im drawing the same thing all the time, but im having fun lol

[xxcherrycherixx]

Genuinely wondering if i cant get drunk or something???

Like tonight i had champagne, brandy and whiskey all one after the other and i dont even feel tipsy?? Like i still have never felt drunk before and when i drink i always try to get drunk because i literally just want to know if i even can at this point. 💀

[margoshamangolord]

what the hell. is that megop. start singing if you get the reference

bonus from my friend:

[akai-anna]

the proportions and animation in this case is killing me

[hertwood]

overwhelmed with guilt that i gave my trans friend a can of grapefruit flavored sparkling water and it did not occur to me until hours later that since grapefruit interacts badly w/ birth control it might interact badly with hrt (it does) i feel soooooooooooooo bad

[sleepeatread]

I'll bet my left sock, Lucius Malfoy was a very polite young man, until he met a smol greasy haired child who cursed more times in five minutes than he did in this entire life.

[tj-crochets]

anybody else ever think "oh I'm the kind of stressed where I should distract myself and make something, like a stuffed animal" and then it turns out no, your blood sugar was just low? I've got a new record low (but technically still not hypoglycemia) blood sugar and a three and a half foot long worm plushie (it only occurred to me to check my blood sugar after I was done making the worm, I'm fine now but ugh)

[elitewrestlinghoe]

CAN THEY STOP MAKING THE RHEA/LIV STORYLINE HETEROSEXUAL (AT BEST BISEXUAL BUT ITS REALLY NOT THERE YET) ?!? YOU HAD SO MUCH QUEER SUBTEXT HISTORY BUT WE ARE FOCUSING FAR TOO MUCH ON DOM! HE IS A PAWN! HE IS THE COMPHET PIECE THAT REALLY ISNT IMPORTANT BUT WE PRETEND HE IS. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF LESBIANISM BUT WWE ISNT CONTRIBUTING!!!

[soullessjack]

cool callum fact: every time somebody on tiktok says that dean isn’t jacks dad I appear in their doorway to curse their bloodline

[yellowistheraddest]

got a milkshake for surviving the first week of uni and now im fighting every urge to throw up because i drank it wayyy too quickly lol

[stefisdoingthings]

I feel like an old man cuz im sitting at the park by myself watching some kids run around and laugh and yell at each other and i feel like crying bc i miss this so much :(((((

[purplepixel]

Monster hunter rising is currently $3 more then the disgusting Oreo smoothie w/ boba that I had tonight. Do I get it?

[waitineedaname]

when people said your twenties are for learning about yourself I thought it would be like. personal self discovery about who I am as a person. not learning that my body functions differently than most people's

[i-rate-videogame-water]

Game: Proteus

Rating: 5.5/10 somehow looks like it would be thick but i’m not opposed to it. not thirst-quenching, though it wouldn’t taste bad

[minnaci]

drank some coffee from a dented can and now im panicking a little ... chat should i be worried abt botulism or is it just the caffeine hitting