#i doubt ill not get one but if i dont maybe i could try commissions idk

[aerplain]

Finally quitting work to do Other work that doesnt make me do a 2 person job on my own in half the time I'd need 🥰💕💘

[merakiui]

Hello! I come with an odd request, its smth i just thought of out of the blue, but can you write something for Diluc, Kaeya and Xiao's reaction to a GN!reader who has a soft spot for slimes? :")

Like they actually get followed by slimes but they dont hurt them or anything, theyre like their personal bodyguards of sorts ahhaha

I just find the slimes so cute, but if this isnt too interesting to write for its okay ;;3;; Thank you for your time!

Diluc, Kaeya, and Xiao with an S/O who Likes Slimes

note - awww this was a very cute ask, anon!! also, I hit the 900 followers milestone! omgomgomg thank you all so, so much!!!!! your support and nice messages are what keeps me going! :D <3 <3

🔥 Diluc 🔥

Diluc always thought slimes were annoying and troublesome. They’d get into his vineyards and bother his workers with their aggressive nature.

So he’s isn’t amused when he watches you walk up the winery steps, a group of slimes hopping behind you. He has to stop his work because he’s just so confused. Why aren’t you using your weapon to take them down? Why are they following you?

Maybe you’ve got some sort of attractant on you that’s enticing the slimes. Whatever it is, he doesn’t exactly care. He just wants those slimes off of his property.

Diluc stands out in the open, expecting an explanation as his workers look on in mild worry and bewilderment. It’s not exactly common to see so many slimes peacefully mingling with a person.

Even though he tries to dislike the fact that all of these slimes are bothersome, it’s hard to deny the fact that you’re so happy around them. You’ll tell him that one just started following you and suddenly it became an entire fan club of slimes, all of whom seemed to find comfort in your presence.

Diluc doesn’t really understand the logic or reason behind that, but as long as you’re safe and the slimes don’t wreak havoc he supposes it wouldn’t hurt to let them stay for a little bit.

Your cheery mood definitely influences this choice and he finds the sight to be endearing.

But that doesn’t mean the slimes get to stay forever. Diluc doesn’t want to risk losing business as a result of the slimes, so you’ll have to either spend time with them away from his property or on specific days.

Maybe the two of you have a small picnic in the forest and the slimes join you!

He doesn’t want to admit it, but whenever the slimes surround you like enthusiastic puppies he thinks it’s quite adorable.

🧊 Kaeya 🧊

He considers it to be charming in its own unique way. At first he assumes the slimes are up to no good, but when you hold him back from attacking he’s very confused.

And then the slimes hop over to you and they don’t even try to hurt you. He’s even more surprised when you go over and pat one of them, as if they’re your friends.

Once you explain that the slimes have taken a liking to you ever since you saved one of them, you’ve made it your goal to never harm them. So they’ve become your little guardians.

Kaeya thinks that’s absolutely adorable. His sweet, lovely partner surrounded by slimes… It’s a strangely cute sight!

Under the guise of a flirt, he’ll say how the slimes resemble overprotective children shielding their parent. And he slyly says something about how he could be the father. The lot of you can be one happy family!

But then the slimes turn on him, threatening him with their own elemental abilities. You can’t help but laugh as they surround you in their attempts to drive Kaeya away.

Whenever he tries to come within touching distance of you, your new friends are quick to lash out. Kaeya pouts about it, somewhat jealous that you’re giving the slimes all of your attention.

“I just want to hug you, my dear,” he says. “Perhaps even kiss you, but those slimes are quite tricky…”

Once you’ve had your fun, you’ll find a way to show the slimes that Kaeya means well. He is your lover, after all, and he’s not going to hurt the slimes. At least, you make him promise not to hurt them.

He doesn’t mind the slimes as long as they’re not going to cause any harm to Mondstadt and its people. And, of course, no harm to you!

The slimes have always looked cute, so he supposes he’d rather have small, cute things fawn over you rather than aggressive hilichurls.

☁️ Xiao ☁️

He probably noticed it when he was watching you from Wangshu Inn. You were coming back from a long day of commissions and a trail of slimes were following you.

He thinks it’s strange at first and then even stranger when they aren’t attacking. But there aren’t any signs of demonic influence and the slimes don’t appear agitated, so it’s really none of his business.

Maybe it’s safe? Xiao can’t be sure, so he meets you outside just in case. It’s a surprise to see him out in the open, but he just wants to know why you’re bringing dangerous monsters back to a public space.

You’ll have to assure him that they won’t cause anyone trouble. After all, the slimes are your friends! They helped you out when you were struggling during one of your commissions.

He’s a little relieved to know they don’t harbor any ill intent towards you, but he still has his doubts. Xiao doesn’t really think the slimes mean well; they’re always so quick to attack anyone within their proximity so it’s very weird to see so many gathered around you, peaceful and unbothered.

But you’re absolutely positive that they’re safe and won’t disturb anyone. They’ve started treating you like a friend and you think it’s only fair if you reciprocate those feelings.

Eventually, Xiao warms up to the slimes. It’s cute…in a weird way. He likes seeing you so happy whenever the slimes come hopping over to you.

As long as they don’t try to use their elemental powers against you, he’s fine with them crowding around you. Although he will get annoyed if they continuously prevent him from spending some alone time with you.

It’s a silly sight to watch him chase away the slimes as if they were stray cats.

At some point, though, he is going to want them to leave you alone. It can be tricky to have so many slimes near you when you’re trying to go on dates with him or relax after a long day of work.

[indigo474]

w3d1-519-wed-2021

so much going on today. surgery for a Mom's son-cancer- prayers. there was no good reason i could not run for 30 seconds. failure of my mind and it frustrates me- i try to not let it but 30 seconds seems like so little and i gave up. be ok being uncomfortable. looks like covid is over?? things are opening up. i wish i could find a place that would just pretend to give me the shot and give me a card. Mad may need one to go to school in the Fall, if so ill get mine too. seems wrong to be forced. i personally thought it was wrong to make people wear masks- a lot of what went down during covid was bullshit- mainly the election. but it does seem to be coming to an end. the last time i felt that awful lonely feeling was march/april 2020- i can attribute that to shut down- literally everything was shut down there was no where to go. people are sick at work- lady next to me is still testing positive for covid-why is she in work? used her computer to clock in so i wouldnt be late the other day, I thought P was going to stroke out. Im invited to go out again with the work crew. i said i was pretty sure i could go- leaving the window open for something to come up. i could probably sit this one out and still be invited to the next. i had fun last time. i notice most people dont drive with their car windows down. i cant figure out why. although today a lot more people had their windows down then usually do. its getting hot out and almost time to put the a/c in the window- and i hate it-not the a/c just having all the windows closed. i could probably live without the a/c- Mad could not. concerts are happening again. i haven't gotten any tickets yet other than the one from 2020 that was cancelled. work has been challenging the past few days. its not always easy for me to make phone calls- i work in a call center- tomorrow i have to call someone i was suppose to call today. its kind of big deal because someone potentially did something shitty to a customer and i have to tell someone. the tech told this customer she needed a new heater which would have costed her thousands of dollars- he told her what was wrong with heater and even wrote his dx in the notes- if what he said was wrong with the heater it would have been red flagged and turned off- it never was because he lied to this customer in the hopes of making a commission -that is shitty! ive been struggling doing the work because it is so far out of my comfort zone- anyway- my town is having a memorial day parade and im going to miss it- it was cancelled last year- im upset i signed up to work memorial day. maybe a miracle will happen and ill get out of working- i doubt it but you never know. got my pussy waxed and its fabulous. life is good- i am blessed beyond anything i could have imagined- im happy and content and not fucking stressed- and it feels good- no one giving me shit for existing no one going out of their way to make my life difficult. i so glad i left- i never would have known this feeling.