#i dont remember any of the people i used to tag in these fjfjfh its been like a year

[red-the-dragon-writes]

WIP Intros but Make It AITA Tag Game

I was tagged in this by @blind-the-winds :D it's so much fun.

I've basically only got fanfiction wips at the moment, so I'm going to do this for some of those. :D

tagging: @sebedenwrites (hi! :D), @heliopauseentertainments, @asher-orion-writes, @cleverthylacine, @rebornfromsea :D and anyone else who wants to do it can take it as an open tag from me, i wanna see all the AITA wip intros

a note for the non-transformers people - transformers are all basically the same age as soon as they're done being built. the ages look weird as hell because some characters are over four million years old and the other ones i like to write about were built like. last week. they're all adults, though; they are literally giant robots. It'd be strange if they weren't.

[Asshole] Am I the asshole for helping my friend and his crush get together?

I (6M M) am on a team with a socially awkward guy (6M M) who really sucks at dealing with his emotions. It hurts to watch, you know? He's had a crush on this other guy who was built a couple years back (4? 5? M, something like that) for a couple of years now, and a mutual friend of mine and the crush told me that the whole thing was requited even though my teammate is convinced it's not.

I never had a problem getting laid in my life, so I figured there was probably something going on here, and I asked my teammate and he said he's never really discussed this with his crush because he doesn't want to make the other guy uncomfortable and I asked my friend to talk to the crush and he said, get this, he said the same thing. So they both are just sitting on their feelings and moping about it for years. It's ridiculous. So I set up a little date for them at a cafe and told them to talk about their feelings honestly and with a little nudging got them to confess.

Now they're both mad at me. My teammate says if I ever pull that again he's going to kill me.

EDIT: They're specifically mad that I held them at gunpoint to get them to confess.

EDIT 2: Why are you all calling me the asshole now??? Someone had to do it.

EDIT 3: You guys have no idea how annoying it was to live around. I'm serious. Someone really had to do something or I was going to lose it.

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Am I the asshole for setting this kid up to fail?

I (∞Δ) work mostly as a death god these days, and me and my friend (∞Ω) have been keeping our eyes on this team of Decepticons (7M) that were built recently because they keep sending me work while being incompetent as it gets. Back when my friend was a little more active I cross-aspected into chaos godhood and while I don't do much of that these days, I hold a bit of a torch for the bad old days when I was driving entropy on a little more actively than I am now, and this team reminds me of the folks I'd put together back then.

But like I said, they're incompetent and they keep walking spikefirst into active war zones. All but one of them got themselves blown up and now they're down here with me. They're not so bad; I think they're funny. That's not what the issue is, that's just the way of the world.

Thing is, the fifth one lost his shit and walked out of his life to come find the entrance to my domain and get them back. Like we're talking full-on batshit levels of behavior. He listened to everyone saying he couldn't get them back and decided they were wrong and it was his responsibility to, or something, and then just left to go cross the planet until he found it.

This is funny as hell. Haven't seen anyone pull anything like that in centuries. Maybe even eons. So me and my buddy, I was bullshitting with him and I actually let this pissed off little truck head down into the underworld. You know, classic fairytale thing, they come down and they do the trials and they fail and then I get the whole set.

I'm not sure where to add it, but I think it's also worth a note that this truck keeps threatening to kill my subordinates and coworkers. He's not very nice, he's just funny to watch.

Anyway apparently my buddy wasn't aware that was the plan, that the whole idea was that I'd set forth impossible tasks and he'd fail. Now in fairness, my friend's a living god and he mostly sees the winners, who are even fewer and further between. He's all upset with me for setting this guy up for failure, convinced it's not fair. I'm pretty sure what would be unfair would be me letting this guy break the laws of nature just because I find him funny. I don't know, I'll let you guys answer. Am I the asshole here?

EDIT: Thank you guys, I've spoken it over with my friend and we've agreed that it makes the most sense to let them all go back to the overworld for now. I realize I've forgotten that I'm a chaos god first and a steward of the underworld second, and that throwing these five back upstairs to cause problems is the best thing I could do to balance out the fact that my friend keeps bringing his favorites back to life too. Thank you all for the input.

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AITA for murdering my therapist?

oKay so the autobots put me (uhhh like 6m) in jail and it sucked and then they cut me off from everyone i know and it SUCKED and then they put me in freaking. "therapy" with some therapist who was insistent that im energetic because i'm "too anxious" or something and they kept me in like full body bondage and shit and it wasnt even kinky and it SUCKED right like. for months. and they kept asking me stupid questions and it was really annoying and they kept not letting me see my old teammates and acting like I was stupid and putting me back in a cell. Eventually they said that I could go to the therapy sessions without being fully restrained if i behaved nicely so I played nice and then i got to kill the therapist and then tried to break my friends out. It almost worked but they caught up to us after we'd busted out two of five mecha and now drag Strip says that i fucked up because if i left the therapist alive we'd be away and scot free right now. Is that my fault? Aita or whatever?