#i dont know what i am though. some kind of cat or a mutt or a corpse *shrugs*

[selamat-linting]

holy shit. i just realized my friends have been treating me like a cat all along. and worst of all i fell for it and like it that way. im not beating the therian allegations fr.

its the way my older coworkers greets me with so much hype yknow? or how the coworkers make jokes about me that is kinda mean but is said in this weirdly endearing way. or the way girls just like suddenly poking at grabbing at my sides. or the way this girl in highschool likes to pet my head and scratch my ears. or how my most favorite thing is to let people rest on my chest, my stomach, and my lap. or most damningly, the way i play along with people asking me to dance and be a clown because i secretly like being the center of attention. in every friend group im in, the only position i thrive in is when im the honorary pet. im not human indeed.