#i dont know how to make straight characters anymore

[itswalky]

i dont have a bluesky because i refuse to learn how twitter works or ever worked but i keep checking your page to see whats happening in 9 chickweed lane. can you tell me what 9 chickweed lane is about? it's been roughly three months and i still don't know, nor can i tell any of the characters apart, nor do i know any of their names

it's about amos and edda, catholic school students who hated each other, but retconned to have always been in love with each other and making out all the time, who grow up and do music and hatched some twins four years ago who are adults now but also young children still sometimes, on alternating days, but also they watch their parents fuck and sometimes they're adults yearning to fuck, but only their cousin, who they changed the diapers of but also was suddenly 16 i mean 19 because they wanted to fuck and maybe an editor or something pulled the cartoonist aside, and also their parents have one gay friend who is married to a woman who used to bully him for being gay but they fuck now, and sometimes there's racial slurs and that's why it's not in the la times anymore, and also sometimes their uncle writes every woman in his family into sexy noir stories where they give him head, and that's fine i guess, and also the gay one tells edda that if he weren't gay, he'd just keep her pregnant 24/7, and so it's good that he's gay, but he does have a female wife he has sex with now, who he married after having a dream where they fucked, and sometimes it's world war ii and we're rewriting history to be without important gay historical figures and putting straight people having sex with each other there instead doing those things, but badly, because actually we don't remember how world war ii worked very well, except that there were straight people and they were fucking

it's all very simple

[mbat]

i must be fr the only person who never rly cared for vee but thats mostly cause one of the first things we saw her do was throw away and give away luzs stuff as if it was hers and i just know if someone did that to me id be so pissed. do NOT touch my shit dude istg. like they didnt even know if luz was dead or not like at least wait a few years or some shit. not a month. its so petty of me but its also a fictional character so. i dont even hate her i just dont rly care in general

[tacagen]

just came back to this and realized i really formulated it vaguely so you cant even say what i actually implied. elaborating: his ASS was CONVICTED after his first fight with barry and 100% on all the news since 'nothing ever happens in this damn time'!! his NAME is DIRECTLY LINKED TO THE REVERSE-FLASH IN THE ARCHIVES RIGHT BEFORE F*NISH L*NE!! NOT MENTIONING HIS 21ST CENTURY HISTORIC ACTIVITY(tho idk how exactly that works considering there are variants where reverse-flash's identity didnt make it to 25th century but there should be SO much documentation in 1 iron heights 2 ccpd+court since there mustve been trials to put him there in the first place 3 flash museum as it already existed in 21st century, using the information from 2 other sources above (which well. above all must be completely digitalized by 4 freakin centuries after. like cmon TF were they up to for that entire time if it didnt include making the info easier to access/find/etc at least once) so i cant see how that could possibly happen except for eo throwin all that shit fuck outta window at some point to keep the mystery for his pre-reverse era but then again he still needs all that info to check his own history and all the changes and it was shown to be in the archives (collected by other people before him) so? man i wish timey wimey actually made at least some sense in at least 1 flash variant. is it really too much to ask.)!! NO WAY THE KNOWLEDGE IS NOT PUBLIC!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!! ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO KNEW HIM FROM HIS PRE-SPEEDSTER ERA!! NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE MUSEUM STAFF SOME OF WHICH FALL ON THE PREVIOUS SPECTRUM AS WELL!!!! AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT CAUSE THE ONLY PRISON CAPABLE OF HOLDING SOMEONE OF HIS SPECTRE OF POWERS AGAINST THEIR WILL WAS BUILT BY HIM FOR PARADOX SINCE APPARENTLY HE IS THE ONLY COMPETENT PERSON OUT THERE and, well. thawne is obvs not stupid enough to include in the design his own cell (btw. does this mean that thawne as a time travelling time altering genius TM could be the one responsible for the complete incompetence and poor anti-meta/speedster equipment of police/gov forces/etc and lack of means of detention around his time so that he can do his silly little museum work and scheming (AND get to be the hero in case some outside force attacks since again no other compenent people and actual means of defence but him//renegades created by him and hunter??) and well. generally existing peacefully without worrying about getting imprisoned here too considering that even 21st century iron heights does, in fact, have the necessary kinds of technologies and use it successfully on meena and august and whoever else (not mentioning it was PERFECTLY CAPABLE to contain thawne himself for some time) because there REALLY is no other fucking explanation on how THOSE of ALL things are lost and forgotten in 25th as well.). the central city of 25th century just has to live with the fact there is this murderous speedster that still works a normal job, can do pretty much anything with the city and time itself (but actually usually doesnt because hes hyperfixated and busy running his precious museum but yk threat is still there.) and no one can stop him from it and with being fully aware of it all. also if it wasnt enough at least PART if not majority of 25th century public actually thinks he IS a hero after the paradox's defeat. the internet arguments about him must be unmatched. also i think he (and his museum tours especially) is an obscure tourist attraction now. like cc's people at this point be like look at our local little deranged squeak squeak from the flash museum that basically owns the city and can do whatever he wants and also dies an unreasonable amount of times regularly. his appearance was foretold by flash's history because that rat can time travel and you can literally see him both on display and explaining all that including his involvemet live on his museum tours. so silly. so fucking insane. where else could you possibly have this.

typed some Thoughts in the tags but then realized it should be a separate post.

[evilyodastwistedworldofevilness]

So you guys ever heard of Will Wood? Yeah me neither.

It was a whole new sound and now it's in Lego form! I finally made another Lego Will Wood set after a year and 5 days! This probably took like a few weeks to make however i am a professional procrastinator so whoops!

More photos and a whole lot of text under the funny line!

Wow look at those guys go! I had a lot of fun designing this though unfortunately i don't really think this set could exist in the real world without some real major changes like most of these parts just straight up exist (no brick modified 1x2 with masonry profile in very light gray!?! what ever shall we do!?) however Studio 2.0 does a button that converts most of the non-existent pieces into real pieces

and it allows you to see how much the set would cost and let me tell you this thing would cost a pretty penny at $1095 dollars and 74 cents. Yowzers that's def a lot of money. My guess is that the minifigures are mostly responsible the huge price. (41 dollars for some olive green pants with black boots!?) Also the fact this set is made up with about 2987 pieces. That also might be partly why.

Anyway here's some more stuff

You can see the top two images as tiny photos in the Better than the Alternative room. Originally the third image would also be included but I thought that one brick with the screaming old man was really funny so Normal Will got left behind. Originally the therapy scene from the Love Me Normally music video would've been part of the main build but I couldn't really find a good spot to put it in so it was scrapped.

i dont remember why Memento Mori Will is sideways. I know it was an intentional choice.

I could only find one version of the night mic logo so I decided to recreate it but really quickly i decided to put my own spin on it instead of trying to make an accurate version. Since it's Lego and stuff I tried censoring it a bit but y'know uhhhh

yeah

I also had the idea to include the documentary crew from the Real Will Wood movie but I had the idea like realllyyyy late so I didn't really have a spot for them so I just opted to include Chris Dunne on the Love me normally section

actually typing this out i probably could've included them in like the hallway on the first floor but oh well

okay heres the characters okay im too lazy to write anymore ok buh byeeee

next post will have some wip photos n stufffffff ok weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[homicidal-lingonberry]

a thought about kabru and mithrun and their time in the dungeon. (I love kabumisu but this is more about their canon relationship)

I have seen several people say that they dont think that kabru really cared about or liked mithrun. that he was just doing things cause he had to, etc. but I feel like this ignores something pretty cool about kabru. Kabru always has an inner monologue going on, one that we get to see.

several times when we see kabru doing nice things we can see that his inner monologue doesnt actually match. we see him kindly doing things that actively distress him several times. we as an audience are made very aware when kabru is doing something he doesnt really like.

so what kind of an inner monologue does kabru have when he performs caring tasks for mithrun? does he think about the advantages of having mithrun or the canaries on his side? does he think bitterly of mithrun? does he think about how much he hates this? the worst he thinks is "to think I'd get roped into this for the sake of that lot." and "this isnt seeing to his needs, this is nursing!" pretty early on in their journey together. this is while he is still digesting the full picture of mithruns condition and all the things hes going to need to do, the full weight of the situation now apparent.

after this, all we see is compassion. him thinking he would like to make mithrun something nice to eat, even if it wouldnt matter to him. him empathizing and reflecting on how not having desires would be really rough. him coming to understand where some of mithruns quirks, like his sense of direction, come from.

by the end, he has trusted mithrun enough to tell him about laios, and mithrun has given him all the information he has been searching for for YEARS.

and this is just the dungeon. kabru continues to involve himself with mithrun when its not his problem anymore. when really, he should be doing anything but. and after everything is done, if he truly did not care about mithrun, he has NO reason to do anything he does in chapter 94.

they are FRIENDS okay??? Kabru cares about him. it isnt just obligation. ty.

as far as mithrun goes, he gives kabru information, he asks him what he wants to do with that little smile (doesnt wait for his squad), slaps him out of his panic attack, and then kabru is the person he eventually confides his true desire to.

theyre FRIENDS and Im tired of people acting like they dont even like each other just bc they dont like the ship. you dont have to ship it, but if you think these 2 didnt drastically change each others lives in a positive way and that they dont care about each other...you maybe need to read again.

and also I think a lot of these takes veer on dehumanizing mithrun. like how could kabru even like him or see him as a friend when hes like that. like do yall forget mithrun was busy keeping kabrus ass from getting killed. or the way he perceptively sees straight through kabrus bs every single time until kabru finally tells the truth? I know kabrus confession to laios is a lot more emotionally intense, but laios isnt the only character that forces kabru to be honest.

[phanomenology]

bc dan acts SOO different now compared to wad. sth mustve really clicked in him after doing a solo tour. go watch any video/stream now from that era (ideally not dd bc that was a hightly conceptual character apparently) and you can see that he was trying so hard to be seen as someone else. to get approval from the wrong crowd, as he recently talked about dont get me wrong, i love wad the show itself, but you have to admit that dan hadnt really decided who he wanted to be seen as yet (in a post-coming out, post-phouse univers) before he went on tour, so the person he was during that era reflected that.

it was very hard for me to distinguish the dystopia daily persona to his usual online character because he hadnt really shown enough of that (at the time, post-coming out, mid-hiatus) to be distinguishable from his pre-pandemic, pre-ywgttn depressed lol xd dan character. he just wasnt around a lot. [i think thats what he got wrong with dd. he thought we knew him better than we did at the time but he also wanted to establish his independence from the dnp branding which unfortunately expressed himself as a form of resentment against people who still associated him with that (us phannies). this is why it felt regressive and made me sad, because the dd character seemed like an old, unhappier version of the same dan.]

but now.. look at how happy he is. he is smiling. dan is shining like the sun on a beautiful summer day and is fully embracing his past and his audience.

he doesn't feel the need to crack jokes about whoring it up all over america because he doesnt like commitment or making jabs at his audience for falling for clickbaity 'we are in a relationship'-type titles. he is not resentful anymore. he's not just laughing with us but he is IN on the joke now. he thinks we are funny! and in fact admitted that he doesn't really care about flirting with strangers and is oblivious to being flirted with because he doesnt have any need to.

it seems like he has healed a lot of old wounds regarding his audience. during wad he saw with his own eyes that we arent out to get him but in fact will support him in whatever he's doing. and now this new tour is the victory lap. he's taking phil with him. he is proud to be down bad for his man. 'no fucks left to give' for dan means not putting up the wall anymore protecting his inner child from what it fears are the bullies. he's doing it for himself now, for phil. for them. not for the attention of the wrong people. not for the approval of straight men like those who bullied him. he's doing it for his community of queer people. he knows he's safe here. he trusts us. 'we know you know'. i'm proud of both our community and proud of dnp for that. we really made ourselves get here despite how draining and back-and-forth the hiatus was. maybe the real phan really were the phriends we made along the way <3.

[ramons-elevator]

*SLAMS HANDS ON DESK*

FUCKING PHILS POV

Everything about his POV was bone chilling holy shit. Also fucking shoutout to the admins for picking Chayanne and Tallulah bc that was a really smart move.

For some context for those who arent Philza watchers:

Tallulah and Chayanne obey Phil. Yes they can be divas sometimes and be dumb and silly, but they arent like their siblings like Dapper and Richas who will just be dramatic and do dumb and dangerous stuff when their parents dont feel 100% okay with it. They will throw a fit but still be respectful of Phil’s word.

Phil said multiple times to them, especially Tallulah, to not go to the dinner no matter what. That as soon as it hits 2pm PST, they get tucked into bed and they can wake up after if they want. Chay and Lullah both agreed bc they both fear dying. Tallulah wants to see her dad and Chayanne knows how hard his dad works to make sure they are safe.

Let me fucking tell you how creepy it was seeing Tallulah walk into the dinner.

Phil immediately questioned her and was like “what the fuck you doing? We both agreed you would stay in bed.” and when ‘Tallulah’ just stared at him and shook her maracas, you could feel the air still.

Personally, it felt like a bucket of ice water got dumped on me. Phil literally froze. Because thats not fucking Tallulah. Tallulah is calculated, gentle, and slow moving. The ‘Tallulah’ at the dinner was shaking her maracas without a care in the world, running around. Also Tallulah will talk to Phil and they check in on each other. The ‘Tallulah’ at the dinner didnt put down a sign once.

Then as Phil was realizing that Tallulah wasn’t Tallulah, then ‘Chayanne’ comes in. At this point Phil realized that both ‘Tallulah’ and ‘Chayanne’ dont have cracks. Phil straight up looks at ‘Chayanne’ and says “You are fake, you arent my son.” Also same thing with Tallulah, Chayanne and Phil check in with each other. They are a well oiled machine. Phil knows Chayanne like the back of his hand and vise versa.

To be fair, Chayanne isnt an egg of many words. He likes action and just nods/shakes of his head when talking. If need be he will place a sign down, but he doesnt talk as much as Tallulah. So it isnt hard to impersonate him.

But the second, ‘Chayanne’ started punching Phil was again bone chilling. Chayanne rarely hits Phil, maybe once or twice from the top of my head. Again, Chay and Lulah are very respectful of Phil. If they need his attention, they do other ways. They dont hit.

And thats when Phil let Fit know that something was wrong. Those werent his kids. That they are fakes. Around that time, Phil runs home and sees that his actual kids are sleeping. He takes a photo, runs back, and fucking shows ‘Chayanne’. Phil lets the fakes know that he knows and he doesnt give a shit.

At some point, Phil and Fit talk again and ‘Chayanne’ runs up and tries to take the photo from Phil. Phil basically said fuck off and went back to his seat.

The part I find so fucking eerie was that Fit and ‘Chayanne’ had a lil talk. ‘Chayanne’ put down a sign that said something along the lines of “My dad doesnt love me anymore”.

That sign literally made me start to freak out because thats the fucking last thing the real Chayanne thinks. The real Chayanne knows that his dad loves him to death. That Phil would burn this server to the ground if anything bad happened to Chayanne. Chayanne knows that Phil does everything in his power to keep his son alive. He knows how much Phil worries about him and Tallulah (both the characters and the admins).

Going back to what I said at the start, the admins were so fucking smart for picking Chayanne and Tallulah to be the ‘Code eggs’.

People outside of Phil, Fit, Bad, and maybe Forever/Cellbit dont really spend time with Chayanne and Tallulah. Yes, other people do care after them and know them, but they really dont know their mannerisms and quirks. They dont know that Tallulah only shakes her Maracas when she is very excited or have something to say. They dont know that, while Chayanne can be hyper, he usually is very obedient and stays close to Tallulah when he can.

So putting them in a party where the attention isnt on them 100% time is so smart. They can run around and people dont think about it. They just see two eggs running around and having fun. They dont know how wrong it is to see them like that.

Then when the ‘Code eggs’ made themselves known, Phil got kicked. Again very smart from the admins because no one wanted to kill ‘Chayanne’ and ‘Tallulah’ even though they were obviously Codes. Even Fit, who Phil told over and over again that those arent his kids, hit the Codes once or twice but stopped because he didnt wanna take that risk. No one wanted to take the chance of hurting an egg. It gave the ‘Code eggs’ time to kill Charlie and try to kill others.

But the second Phil joins back, he is screaming that those arent his kids and to kill them. That they were impostors. Even then, they let Phil kill the Code eggs.

Then when Code Tallulah died, everyone stepped back and let Phil 1v1 Code Chayanne.

Im so impressed with the admins and the people who played the fake Chayanne and Tallulah. They did such a good job of putting a spear of ice through my heart. 100/10 Bravo

[ohtobefreaky]

I have more Caleb thoughts for you guys if you want them, feat my bestie big braining with me (should I start making her contributions a different text color? Feels weird blending it all together I love and appreciate you bbygirl)

A DISGUSTINGLY long post, beware

Tw: incest, again, baked into his character you CANNOT blame me, some of these thoughts are definitely dubcon bordering on noncon, I was in a very icky mood so a lot of them are creepy caleb or just all together yandere, which we love in this house

A lot of “ur” and other shortened words/bad grammar cause need to get these thoughts out of me before they disappear

Being his little sister and you two always played together when you were younger but now ur big brother has started pulling away from you and that makes you sad cause you love him :( does he not like you anymore :((( and you keep hounding him and bothering him about it until he finally caves and tells you there’s a new game he wants to try with you but he’s not sure you’re ready and you get pouty bc of course ur ready

>:( ur a big girl, you wanna play with him

not to be a freak but I want him to manipulate his little sister so bad

want him to tell you it’s just a game, a secret game just for the two of you

I think he should have his little sister count how many times she cums (even though she has no idea what that means, he’s setting her up for failure)

are we thinkjg to help you learn to count he has you count how many times you cum but makes you start over everytime you mess up which just sets you up for failure

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I love you manipulative big brothers (to be his little sister and he takes care of you when you get sick but bc ur always near him all the time cause he has to keep an eye on you, he’s extra pent up from all the things ur doing but he can’t get off cause ur always near him so he says he has some special medicine for you to try :3)

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I need him to be such an asshole

Like you ask him to help you with ur school work and he makes you cum everytime you get a question wrong and it’s fine at first but as you start getting more overstimulated you can’t think straight so you keep getting more and more questions wrong and

he has you sitting on his lap and you're so happy about it at first becuase you love sitting on your geges lap but after a couple orgasms its too much and hes using the position to his advantage to keep your legs spread by having them trapped under his and hes soooo much stronger than you that he can keep you from wriggling away with just one arm around your plush middle so all you can do is claw at his arm and sob and beg him to please stop kts too much just need a little break but :( he is doing this for your own good :( he knows if you stop you wont have the motivation to do more work later, so just get this one last page done then he will let you go

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you are tired of caleb always calling you pipsqueak and treating you like a baby (you love it but ajjshd) you are a big girl now!!! he says if you are all grown up now then you dont need your toys anymore either then? and ofc you are like wait hold on now but he says he gusses since youre all grown up he wont buy you little kid toys anymore (you are falling to your knees in the middle of this walmart) but he eventually stops teasing you and you kinds forget about the ordeal for a few days until he comes to your room asking if you remember how you said you were a big girl now, you hesitantly say yes but get excited when he says that since youre not little anymore, he can get you big girl toys (ehehehhehe) and the one he ordered you finally came and he wants to help you play with it! you are ofc ecstatic, your big brother is finally taking you seriously AND he got you a lresent??? youre not sure what a big girl toy is but are still very curious and try to imagine allthe things it could be. maybe one of those really expensive big dolls that your granny said you can't have until youre older ? or a robot kitty? you cant hide the disappointment and confusion when you open the box and its a weird long stick with ball at the end. caleb laughs when you do the ohhh,,,, thasnnksss (like the am avocado, thankssss meme lmao) and tells you to come sit on his lap and hell show you how to use it. he says its a magic wand which makes you excited again but still kinda confused because you guess? it kinda looks like a wand??? but crawl in his lap like he asked and get all comfortable (you can feel His magic wand poking your butt too-) you ask how its magic and he says not to worry that hell show you, its the kind of magic that will make you feel reeallllyyyy good

okay i dont have much else besides he takes the opportunity of gran being out of the house for the day to make you moan and cry as loud as you possibly can with it <3

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I need big brother caleb to stuff his fingers down my throat to keep me quiet while he makes me cum over and over

In my heart caleb is more into making you cum then actually fucking you

I know in my heart of hearts that big brother Caleb is in LOVE with making you cum however he can, toys or his fingers or his mouth, anything at all

Like he’s rock hard in his pants but he Does Not Care, he needs to see his little sister cum “just one more time” (it’s not one more)

the type to make you beg for his cock and if it’s not up to his standards you gotta cum without it another few times before he’ll let you try again

honestly he is very sstisfied with how you begged before but he just wants to see you crying from overstimulation before he even has his dick in you

you’re doing a perfect job, exactly what he wanted, but he wants to see what you’d look like after just a little more <3 he’s a huge meanie, teasing you for crying when he hasn’t even fucked you yet

he thinks it feels even better when you are s o a k e d and clench wround him with every hiccup

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I held it off for long enough, thinking about how much bigger big brother caleb is than you

You’re so small compared to him, he towers over you and he absolutely uses that to his advantage

He comes up behind you and before you can even react he’s got you pinned against his chest so he can play with you without you trying to squirm away, sits you on his lap and tells you to kiss him but leans away so you try to reach him but it just makes you grind into his lap and he calls you a tease as if it’s your fault (god I want him to manipulate his little sister into turning him on and then saying he has no choice but to fuck her, she obviously wanted it since she’s been such a tease (she has no idea what she did))

Want him to pin your hands down, they’re so big and large they basically swallow your own <3 fuckkkk

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imagine youve always had trouble being penetrated by anything, it feels good at first but after a minute(especially if its moving fast) it just becomes too overstimulating and doesnt feel good anymore and you feel really bad that your big brother never gets to really fuck you like you know he wants to :( and you two have tried some different things but caleb suggests that maybe even tho you feel super turned on and wet, your body doesnt know that that should be enough </3 so he suggests making you cum a couple times before he tries fully fucking you so youre extra turned on and wet. you ofc say yes, you really wanna make your beloved gege feel good!!! the first couple times you two try this it seems to help! but you still cant take him for very long :( so each session he tries to make you cum more and more times before he even thinks about putting his cock in you and soon he starts to not really even be disappointed he cabt fuck you for very long because of how hot you look being a complete and total wreck from just his mouth and fingers that even if/when you gef to the point he could fuck you like he wanted, he says he doesnt think your ready enough yet and he needs to make sureyou cum a couple more times

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hes the type to tell you about blue balls and how they hurt so so bad </3 you made your big brother be in pain :( wont you fix it? since it is your fault after all (he made you do it)

I want him to tell you it’s your fault he’s in pain so you should do the right thing and fix it

imagine him being REALLY mean and you are still sore from last time he blew your bavk out so you try to just give him head or a hand job but he says that it just hurts too bad this time, only your pretty little pussy will help make him feel bettwr, but you try standing up to him for once and say that youre still too sore and dont want him in you rn :( you really do feel bad that hes in pain too but you dont think you can handle his big dick in you again yet. this ofc pisses him off, you are the one who was being a whore and turning him onlike this, YOU think youre sore??? he made you feel so so good last night and now you wanna be ungreatful and say youre 'sore' and are just going to leave him in pain? you ofc panic and try backpedaling, saying youre sorry and he can fuck you however he wants, but its too late. caleb thinks you need a punishment now and since you were such a brat, he will just have to treat you like one. you think your pussy is sore now? just wait until hes done spanking and fucking it. but you gotta remember this is all for your own good tho, he doesnt want you to turn out like those bitches you see on tv right? he knows it hurts but next time you want to talk back, remember the pain.

and after he’s done he’s holding you and shushing you while you cry and telling you it’s for your own good, he doesn’t want to hurt you like this but you forced his hand, you’ll be good from now on, right?

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give that man a little sister with abandonment issues and he will THRIVE

I want him to be so mean just to see you cry cause he loves the way you look with those puffy eyes and red cheeks while you grasp at his shirt and beg him not to hate you, you swear you’ll do anything to make him feel better

him pretending to walk away just to hear ur voice hitch and that desperation hit your tone so he can turn around and cradle you and tell you that it’s okay, gege doesn’t hate you, he just wants you to help him

let him take care of you, he’s the only one you need, after all

Everyone else would leave you, but he won’t

okay but imagine HE is teh one with the abandonment issues, you start out with it just being a fear but not full on issues, like yeah youre scared of losing your family again but its not therapy levels (yet). its not until caleb realizes he needs you more than you need him rn so he starts to manipulate and push his fears onto you, projecting his worst ni g tnares to the point they become yours and now you can barely stand to be away from him for more than a couple hours

maybe he uses how you lost your prev family, like he says shit that makes you imagine him getting killed by wanders (monsters), wouldn't it just be horrible if you came home to see your new big brother torn to shreds in the middle of the livingroom while you were away? wouldnt ot be horrible if you lost your family again and are left all alone?

slightly fucked up but what’s new, I want him to hide from you for a few hours so he can come back and see how relieved you are, the way your eyes light up and fill with tears because you thought he was dead or hurt or gone, don’t leave you like that ever again!!! And he’s just smiling while he tucks you into his chest and soothes you bc his plan is coming together

Pretty soon you won’t ever want to leave him, and he’ll never have to worry about you again

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blinking pretty style I want yandere big brother caleb so bad chat help me I need him to find out his little sister has a “boyfriend” (like the playground type, yk, literally nothing serious) and he just sees RED, I need him to be waiting at the door like a dad catching their kid sneaking back in from a party, I need him to grab ur arm so roughly it’s definitely bruising later I need him to ask you what the FUCK do you think you’re doing?? Hasn’t he told you enough times? Nobody but him is gunna be there for you, he’s the only one who’s going to stay, don’t you love him? You promised you did, and yet here you are, whoring yourself out

If you wanna act like such a slut, ur big brother will treat you like one <3 sigh

this got me thinking, what if he had touched you before and you two have been sexual often but he didn't plan on actually putting his dick in you until youre older (he doesn't want hurt you THAT bad) but after he finds this out he is just so pissed and jealous that he decides maybe he SHOULD fuck you now, screw waiting until you're older, if youre already whoring yourself out (ypu held hands with a boy for a second at the playground) then he better take your virginity first before you go giving it to the next boy you see, since you wanna be a slut so bad

GOD and the way you push at his chest and cry about him being too big when he’s barely even got the tip in and he’s just grinning down at you, if you didn’t want this to happen you shouldn’t have been such a whore, he was content to wait but you just HAD to do something stupid and now he’s gotta take over <3 phew

god I want him to get impossibly harder when you cry and push against him and kick trying to get him to stop, you’re so small and weak, he could do anything he wants to you and you can’t do anything but lie there and take it

I know that man takes joy in pushing and manipulating ur body into any position he wants bc he’s so big and strong compared to you, you can’t stop him

I want him to push you into a mating press no matter how much you whine about him being too big and too deep and it hurts :( he knows it does, just hold still and it’ll be over soon (he’s gunna cum and immediately get hard again from the sight of it dripping out of you, ur gunna be here a long time)

banging my head against the wall along with that imagine he gets a dildo thats about his size and makes you wear it around the house (when yall are alone ofc) he wanted to send you to school with it but its so big compared to your little body that no mattwr how hard you try, you end up walking weird and it would be too noticable </3 so instead he has you wear it around the house while you do your chores, taking great pleasure in how you stumble arund and flinch everytime you try to bend over to grab something, always having to kinda squat or kneel because its too big in your belly to bend over </3 also after you finish youre chores you will be plenty stretched out enough for him to just pull teh dildo out and fuck you wherever

the type of mf to get a mold of his dick so he can have you stuffed with him 24/7 even when he’s not home

IM ON A GODDAMN ROLL TONIGHT IMAGINE HIM SENDING YOU TO SCHOOL WITH A PLUG IN AFTER HE CAME IN YOU A COUPLE TIMES AND MAKES YOU KEEP IT IN ALL DAY, HE WILL DEFINITELY BE ABLE TO TELL OF YOU TAKE IT OUT OR LET ANY OF HIS CUM LEAK

you come home and some of his cum is dripping into your panties and despite your insistence that it “wasn’t your fault, you shifted in your chair and it broke the seal, you really didn’t mean to, please don’t be mad :(((“ he still punishes you for it <3 (up to you if he’s gentler bc he does believe you but does it anyways because he likes punishing you or if he’s even rougher because he thinks it’s an excuse, if ur going to disobey him at least be honest about it)

and to add to this one, imagine he is gentler but still pretty intense, he still spanks you until youre crying but he ie cooing and petting your hair saying he knows you didnt mean to,it was an accident, but he still has to punish you to make sure your body knows whwt it did was wrong and not to do it again

———

I want him to find out you lied about something, something small and inconsequential, but he knows how this works

You get away with one lie and you keep going, he can’t let that happen to his dear sweet sister, he has to nip this in the bud early <3

Him catching you lying and at first the punishments are simple, like time out or not being allowed to do something you like, regular punishments

But when that doesn’t stop you, he has to bring out the big guns

His next punishments are mainly making you cum til you cry or having you cockwarm him or something vaguely humiliating like walking around with no panties on and ohhuuughh

giggling and kicking my feet thinking about him finally getting fed up when you lie about something big so he ties you up and blindfolds you and leaves you in his room with a vibrator inside you, just low enough you never cum and he goes to work or whatever and when he comes back he asks you in a low and teasing tone if ur done being a bad, lying girl and you can’t even talk to tell him yes, ur just nodding your head as fast as you can and oh my GOD

———

oh to have him be your first introduction to porn, he wants to know what youre into but you dont even know so he will sit down with you nd show you all sorts of shit and telling you to imagine its you and him, obvi first shows the things hes most into and ask you howyou feel about them, closly watching your face for any blush or clench of your thighs. if theres any you seem to like more than others right away he will absolutely be trying them with you first.

first back to this for a second, if theres any that kinda scare you (like choking or whips) but he is into, he will absolutely atill be doing them. he says that its okay! he knows they look scary abd the girls in the videos are crying but they are really enjoying it and not to worry because it would be your big brother doing them with you, and you trust him right??

god i know his hands would be sooo big and could easily wrap all the way around his baby sisters little neck like kts nothing </3

okay so big brother caleb saying he wants to try something with you but he won’t tell you what

He gets you all wet and dripping and he finally puts his dick in you, he’s got you pinned down facing him and all of a sudden his hands are around your neck and he’s squeezing

You’re petrified, what is he doing?? It hurts, your head is getting fuzzy, your vision is blurry, you try to claw at his fingers to get him to stop, you look up at him with those glassy eyes but he just keeps fucking you <3

When he finally lets go you let out a big gasp for air but before you can ask him why he did that he’s back to squeezing again and you think you hear him tell you if you want another breathing break, you better hurry up and make him cum <3 your muscles are so weak but you try and tense around him, he’s teasing you about your poor excuse of trying but you can’t even hear him over the ringing in your ears

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i gotta say he would be the type to have you grind on the arm of the couch or chair while he lays his head on it so he can watch the way you soak the fabric uo close, occasionally reaching out to spread your lips so he can get an even better veiw and listen as you whine that it hurts your clit to grind on it directly

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big brother caleb who buys you a nice pretty collar, one just subtle enough you can wear it to school or anywhere you need to go

(okay okay but also to add some canon/lore into this because it fits so well, caleb and mc have matching necklaces with an apple charm so he puts the charm on your collar as well and the key right next to his apple <3

hrhrgrhhrhrgr him loving the way it clinks softy wheb hes fucking your face)

caleb who buys his sister a pretty collar, tells her to wear it all the time (imagine it’s one of those fancy ones with the locks instead of a clasp :3) he keeps the key around his neck and the only time ur allowed to have it off is when he unlocks it, usually at night when the two of you are alone

As much as he’d love to sneak into your room and see you curled up in nothing but the pretty collar he got for you he doesn’t want you to choke or anything so he regrettably lets you sleep without it

You whining that the boys at school tease you for it, they tug on it and call you a little doggy, they’re so mean :(( it’s not fair! And he just pets your head and tells you not to let them get to you (besides, you are his little doggy, they aren’t all that wrong)

when ur sucking him off he pulls on it to feel your throat tighten around him

he does eventually buy you a leash, takes you on midnight walks because he’s such a nice big brother he won’t make you do it in broad daylight (the idea of someone seeing you like that and getting turned on like he does makes his blood boil)

him buying you a dog ear headband and a tail plug and having you walk around on all fours and bark and slobber all over his cock <3 he calls you his pretty puppy and scratches you behind the ears and when he’s fucking you from behind because ur a doggy, you should fuck doggy style, he flicks the base of the plug to feel you clench around him

oh god him saying he got you a muzzle because youre a puppy and puppies need muzzles when they go out for walks in public but its a gag with a dildo

———

imagine the he finds out you have a slight crush on a boy at school and while he is tempted to fuck you, he decides that since you came (heh) and told him and felt really bad, he will let you off with a light punishment. to make sure you arent thinking about anyone else but him, he gets one of those remote controle bullet vibes and makes you wear it to school. he makes sure you have one of your more snug pairs of panties on so it doesnt accidentally slip out (plus he loves how they hug your hips and make your thighs pudge out). at first its not too bad, kinda feels weird having something in you like that but you can almost ignore it, that is untill he actually turns it on- its not long before you have to hide your face in your arms and pray you dont leak through your pants. while caleb cant see you, he knows your vody well enough to know roughly how long he can keep the vibe going before you end up cumming and he absolutely tries to edge you. if you make it to the end of the day without him getting a call from the school, he decides to juts go full out and leave it on the highest setting after about when he thinksyou may have cum. its definitely not too long after that he gets a call saying the teachers are worried about you and think youre sick because of how red jd shakey you are, you've even started to cry

you want to take it out after you cum but kt doesnt turn off but caleb said that if did he will know and your next punishment will be even worse, he wont be as nice

he probably pockets your panties for later after you get home and he checks them to make sure they’re as wet as they should be for how long you had it on

hes absolutely nutting just from imagining how wet your innocent looking panties are all day at school

he would absolutely be able to tell if you weren’t wearing them the whole time, he’s made you cum so much and so often he knows exactly how much slick should be there

———

secret pervert gege caleb who offers to do ur laundry for you so he can pick out your panties and fuck his cock with them, smother them in cum and then wash them

Don’t ask him why ur panties always take an extra few days to get back to you, he’s just being thorough

him sneaking into your room to watch you toss and turn, see your cute little thighs and the outline of your cunt through the panties he buys you that are a little more sheer than they should be for a girl ur age

Him jerking off with his tip just in your mouth so he can see you subconsciously swallow when he cums down ur sleeping throat :3

him having you sit in his lap and his hands roaming over your hips and thighs but you don’t know any better so you let him even though it makes ur tummy feel all weird and warm

thot for this one and the laundry one mixed, he will say none of your underwear are done so you have to go without for the night and just sleep in your little night gown. ofc you still sit on his lap like normal, but he tries to make sure your night gown rides up and youre sitting directly on his leg when he lets his hands roam. he makes you sit with him a little longer than normal and his touches are a little slower, taking his time to caress upppp your bare thighs to squeeze your hips and then back down again until he can start to feel a damp spot form on his pants where youre sitting. he wishes he had shorts on instead so he could feel your soaked little pussy directly on his skin but he isnt sure if hed be able to controle himself

god, I want his hands to roam under your nightgown while you cuddle up to him and ur so sleepy you don’t even question when his fingers gently trace your slit and get all wet and sticky

him watching you leave the house in ur cute little school uniform and imagining flipping up your skirt and fucking you full of cum before you go

He swears he’ll never actually do it, but every fantasy he strokes his cock to just lights the fire further

He’s going to cave eventually and it’s not gunna be pretty

I’d like to think he manages to hold it out until you come home happily gushing about the boy you have a crush on

He’s loved you for so long, and you taunt him like this? He’s done so good keeping himself from giving in, from hurting you, and you flaunt your stupid little crush in front of him???

it’s not fair, and he’s gunna show you that <3

Also need him, since he does the laundry, to set out ur outfits for you every day and he always rubs his cum on the seat of your panties every morning before you wake up so he can think about you going out and playing with your friends with his cum smeared over ur pussy :3

If you ask him why ur panties feel wet he can just tell you it’s cause he washed them last night and didn’t have time to put them in the dryer :) don’t worry about it, ur friends are waiting, have fun :)))

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he canonically is an amazing cook and is always making food for mc, like its a whole thing, so we HAVE to think about him always cumming in your food

him cumming in your food and even working around it by like putting less actual salt in so it doesnt taste bad. he always watches you so intently wheh you eat and about busts again everytime you say its yummy. he usually tries to make sure its not too noticeable by mixing ut in but sometimes he likes to just leave it as is and say its a sauce he made special for you (thats why his doesnt have any), he tries not to laugh when you cant help but scrunch your nose up at the tangy flavor but almoet moans when you still eagerly go back for more and lick the spoon after. he asks how it tastes and you say its kinda weird but you still like it and ask if he can make it again

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him finger fucking you and when he’s all done ur all sleepy and curled up into his chest but he prods his fingers against your lips and being his good baby sister you let your mouth fall open and wrap your lips around his fingers, your eyes are fluttering cause ur soooo sleepy but you still lick his fingers clean

before he can take them out of ur mouth you end up falling asleep and he can’t help but prod down on your tongue to see how you react

He goes insane over the way your spit pools under his fingers

o know in my heart and soul he would be in actual heaven if his little sister had an oral fixation

Letting you suck his cock when it gets bad :333

Has to remind you not to chew on it though </3

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not to take a perfectly crafted big brother incest character and turn them into a dad incest character but I think caleb should have a little girl as a treat

I think he should track his daughter’s period so he can know exactly the perfect time to fuck his baby and give her a baby

him carrying his daughter on his hip but ur horny so you keep grinding your pussy on his waist and his grip tightens around you bc what do you think ur doing, pretty girl, hm?

Him taking care of his baby girl when she comes crying to him about her privates hurting :( she doesn’t get it :(((

coming to ur daddy cause ur horny but you don’t even know it, he’s going INSANE

you know what a period is but even after ur period is over it still hurts :( what if somethings wrong??? You gotta tell daddy, even if it’s embarrassing and makes ur tummy warm

[sunny-superstar]

dont make me tap the sign

i know it ultimately trails back to the corporations but i just wanna say i think it’s heinous that old heterosexual men are STILL seemingly always in showrunner positions for major television shows, or at least they are always the ones getting their ideas greenlit. and so the most accessible popular media (the narratives we collectively see) are determined by these dudes who do not relate to You. they don’t care about what or who You’d like to see represented onscreen. sometimes this is affected by diversity in the writer’s room, etc., but for the most part everything must be dumbed down to what THEY THINK an average middle-american audience member can tolerate—and it’s insulting to everyone’s intelligence! It’s nearly 2025 and we’re all supposed to accept that certain kinds of stories are not worth telling (on that scale) because why? because it’s potentially alienating to a demographic that already has decades of screen representation to enjoy?

SO let’s talk about how showrunners/networks are well aware of viewership demographics and the profitability of fandom. Take a show like wwdits, where a lot of its notoriety had to do with its general edginess and, importantly, its appeal to LGBTQ audiences: the creators intentionally featured a mlm will-they/won’t-they at the center of their show, to the point that it was arguably the driving force behind continued viewership. It’s the carrot on a stick. “How will we keep profiting off of these queer viewers? Make them hope. Textually suggest the prospect of a fully realized gay romance and then tease these viewers for making ~homoerotic fanart and fanfiction~ like that wasn’t the plan all along!”

Your fanwork, whether it’s drawn or written, is free publicity for the source material. You Need To Know that. Because the corporate bastards Have Known That. that’s why supernatural was on for 15 seasons. Not because the plot itself was worth that much, but because the supporters of the central gay ship MADE it profitable. And baiting them only fans the flames (basically, it drives people crazy. spn still trends on here like once a week, 4 years later). & they want you crazy. they want online engagement. they want it trending on tumblr and twitter. They believe that if they give you what you want (canon gay rep) then the show will instantly lose profitability.

So. That’s what it comes down to. Your dedication means nothing to them but job security... and if you dare to take the bait and hope for the writers to fulfill what they VERY deliberately set up, they’re gonna straight up mock you. In the end, they’re just gonna fumble all of it, because they never cared about You or even the characters and their stories. Why bother if it doesn’t seem profitable anymore, right?

God it’s all so cynical. Keep writing fanfiction. Keep making fanart. Keep engaging in fandom spaces. Do it because YOU have passion. Do it because YOU care about a story or characters that mean something to you. Do it because we, as the folk, as the common people, need to have some way to control these narratives. We need to create our own hope, even if we get belittled for it. It’s all we have to combat the cynicism.

[malewifesband]

i struggle to read marcilles succubus as a sexual fantasy

i feel that chilchuck is the only one who gets a clear cut sex fantasy presented to him bc hes the only member of the party with the kind of sexual experience that would make him let his guard down that way. hes been married his entire adult life, was sexually active since he was a teenager, hes the only one who makes sex jokes (which dont land, see that extra on tentacles), and we know hes been faithful to the wife he has not seen in years. that is a very long time to be dry

while its certainly possible to read marcilles fantasy as a virgin maidens desired seduction, its also very chaste even for that. her knight is covered head to toe, and looks like an overdesigned fantasy character, with no sexual appeal. hes posed on a horse, but in such a way that specifically covers his groin. there isnt a physicality to him that kui uses often to draw the eyes to a sensual nature--compare that pose to how the winged lion poses (for laios, not marcille, he ALSO is posed less sexually when with marcille, though i could be forgetting a pose here or there) to highlight his seductive nature.

even in swinging down from his horse, theres just no carnality. hes stiff legged, body turned away from the camera.

its all very romantic in a courtly fashion. i.e. the fantasy is a lot more about this decorated man telling her shes a princess who belongs in a castle. its a 12yos dream boyfriend made real.

marcille isnt comfortable enough with herself as a potentially sexual being to get even close to what works on chilchuck--she seems almost afraid of recognizing peer-to-peer relationships, and that deeply impacts her ability to engage with sex. look back at how she engages with falins shows of intimacy in the bath scene and the bed scene after: when falin engages as an equal, as an adult, marcille panics, and pushes her back into a childs role. she starts lecturing falin when she tries to return mana, not listening to her say she has a well of it right now. when falin comments that shes grown tall and strong and may not fit in a single bed with marcille anymore, marcille dismisses her with "you'll always be a kid to me!"

while marcille is not a child, she straight up is not ready for sex yet bc of that resistance to having peer relationships

[kosmicdream]

now for the NRD character sexualities! which this list is thankfully a lot shorter.

Gaueko - gay gay homesexual gay. Top-leaning switch but isn’t totally opposed to mixing that up for the right person. Will flirt with women in the chance that might crack their egg, which has happened more than once. His preference is other trans men.

Inside!Welt - gay as well what a shock, top-leaning switch but gaueko knew how to press the right buttons so he usually was the sub in their dynamic (although he hates to admit that.) Despite being gay, he was completely willing to hetero it up for Kamila. 

Inside!Kamila - attracted to men.. Still working on accepting his trans-ness and what that means, but he doesn’t quite feel he can call himself a gay man yet. 100% a sub at least at this point, and probably always will lean that way even if he gets more comfortable with himself. 

Dr Sugar - 100% a monster fucker for sure. If you cant violently kill him he isn’t interested, which is why his husband is perfect for him.

Nicky - he’s attracted to cute mortal humans he can scare, if he wasn’t deeply in love with his husband - Kamila would totally be his type. If he met him that is.

Laggard - he’s a dog.. I mean i know that probably doesnt count, but he doesnt really know what gender or sexuality means. He is a necrophile though, for sure. 

Teddy - he was pretty sure he was straight? But.. uh, he’s not sure anymore. please DONT ask him about this.

Outside!Kamila - closetted transguy but on demon HRT which is making trying to just survive even worse. 

Outside!Welt - just a dog idk. Once again, not something that really matters. Is still a FATHER and trans for sure tho. Even as a dog.

BlueDemon!Kamila - a mystery at this point, but probably is also the same as inner/outside kamila. loves to cause drama, that's for sure.

Marrow - Transman, but kind of a little agender. Was willing to do basically anything to his body, to other bodies, for the purpose of magic, even with extreme taboos. Now, he is almost entirely a wooden mannequin without any genitals. He was more into intense hate-coded rivalry than traditional “romance”, however he did deeply fall in love with the mysterious “Karm”.. That didn’t exactly pan out in a healthy way either. Definitely an extreme person, no matter what facet of his life.

Hubert - he's just a walking dresser at this point, but.. i mean, he probably does derive a bit of sexual pleasure from doing chores or watching someone else fold laundry and do a proper job at it. its a bit creepy but that's all he has anymore, come on. at least he isnt the toilet.

[anisespice]

hi uhhhhhhhhhhhh can i request the tokyo revengers characters walking in on the reader changing u dont have to do it if ur not comfortable sorryyyy

no discomfort here, anon! pretty tame request actually lol not sure if you wanted it this…detailed BUT thank you for your patience and for requesting - hope you enjoy <3333

pairing: college!tr x fem!reader

warnings: mature language, MDI. mentions of sex, dirty-talk, vulgar language, name-calling (pervert, baby, sweetheart, bitch, etc.), them literally being obsessed with you lol and i think that’s it — feel free to let me know if i missed anything :))))

notes: special thanks to @melanatedkink as always for her help <3333 and figured this format would be a lot more fun than trying to come up with several elaborate scenarios lol hope you guys enjoy!

tagged: @fantasycantasy , @spacegirl05

They were waiting in your living room for what felt like HOURS (of which was only a few minutes) for you to get ready, eager to spend the evening with you. A little too eager. Without much thought, they marched straight to your bedroom and came right in. The sight before them wasn’t something they were expecting, but their reactions were for the books.

Delinquent.exe stopped working. His grip around the doorknob became so strong, you’d think he’d rip it right off the wood. Didn’t matter where his eyes landed, you were EXPOSED as the day you were born. And to make matters embarrassingly worse, his pants immediately grew tighter at the mere sight of you. You jump, obviously startled by his sudden presence, and shriek at him in protest. He's still standing there, borderline beatboxing as he fights between apologizing profoundly and gassing you up. 

When CHIFUYU opened the door right as you bent over, facing away as you slipped on a fresh pair of underwear, your entire pussy greeting him was definitely not on his agenda for tonight. The noise he let out was between a choke and a squeak as he practically shoved his fist in his mouth, eyes wide as his face flushed vermillion. It didn’t help when his dick began to salute you, hands quickly reaching down to adjust his body’s ‘not-so-subtle’ response to the display. With a yelp, you tugged the skimpy garment all the way up in startlement, peeking over your shoulder as you shielded your bare upper half. You didn’t even need to scold him, Chifuyu beat you to it as he stuttered over himself, stuck between hiding his erection and reaching for the door as he tap-danced around the situation. God, the image was singed into his brain, he swore he could see it every time he blinked. 

You couldn't even be mad, his stammering too amusing to even hold a frown anymore. Not to mention, the evident tent in his pants he so poorly tried to conceal; he looked so pitiful, how could you not fuck him out of his misery? But, don't forget to make him squirm for it.

" P-please...please, baby, I can't...I can't take it a-anymor-Oh!"

You took your sweet time sliding all the way down his throbbing length, pussy fluttering around him in pulses that nearly drove him up the wall, back arching as he whimpered distressingly. His knuckles were bone white from how harshly he gripped the sheets, teeth clamped down on his lower lip as he fought the urge to buck upward, not wanting to piss you off—You absolutely would leave him high and dry if he disobeyed your instructions to hold still.

"Tsk. Perverts like you should be grateful I'm even letting you near my pussy. Maybe next time you'll knock before barging in on someone changing."

He pouted at the dig, "...said I was sorry..."

"I know you are, 'Fuyu. But, sorry's not gonna cut it this time. Now be a good boy, and take what I give you."

[ also could be: SHINICHIRO, KAZUTORA, SOUYA ]

Immediately slams the door shut. Tries to play it cool, acting nonchalantly as he softly apologizes from the other side. Contemplates his next move when he goes back to the couch, set on not speaking to you for the rest of the year out of shame. Luckily, you made it known he had nothing to be ashamed of.

“Shit-!” was the only indication you had of the door even opening, just getting done with sticking your head through the shirt hole as you caught it being slammed shut at the very last second. Your simmering guest stood on the other side, struggling to ground himself from seeing your bare tits all in their glory. Rubbing the front of his face with a groan, RINDOU had half of mind to just walk the fuck home and save himself the humiliation. The door was closed, for fuck sake! A clear sign that you weren’t…decent. Blaming it on living with Ran all his life, with knocking being a rarity, the walking mullet exhaled deeply before heading back to the living room, sitting patiently on the couch this time.

He'd properly apologize once you came out.

After a few more minutes, you eventually did. However, the expression on your face was far from what he anticipated. You looked... smug? Despite his look of indifference, you could tell how flustered he actually was. With a raised brow, Rindou defensively gave a sharp, “What?” as you continued to scrutinize him.

He half expected for you to call him an idiot, and lecture him on the importance of knocking. But, when you merely lifted your shirt up by the hem to expose your bare chest, borderline forcing him to look this time, Rindou ‘bout busted right then and there in his pants like a goddamn virgin.

With a playful pout, you replied. “Don’t you want a closer look?”

Hell yes.

Doesn’t get any closer than having you pinned down to the couch, your shirt discarded elsewhere as he sucked on your little nubs ‘til they were raw, blowing cool air on them to illicit more delicious sounds from your kiss-bitten lips. Both of his hands multitasked between fondling the squishy mounds and playing with your weeping cunt as Rin stretched you around three of his fingers, dead set on getting you ready to take his dick whole. Probably shouldn’t have teased him like that; he finna ruin you for anyone else.

“Was trynna be respectful ‘n shit, sweetheart…not anymore.”

[ also could be: BAJI, MITSUYA, KAKUCHO ]

Isn’t phased at all, if anything he’d continue standing there and give himself an eye full. You can yell at him, throw things, hide, it didn’t matter—You’ve been keeping him waiting, might as well reward him for his patience thus far. 

“Oo, lookie what we have here.~”

It would be a lie to say he wasn’t hoping for this outcome when he entered your room, unannounced. A good couple of minutes had gone by while HANMA stood in the doorway, greedy eyes soaking up your naked, unsuspecting form until he eventually made his presence known with a low whistle. You squawked out various expletives, quickly ducking to crouch by your bed in order to hide yourself from the Peeping Tom.

“Ohmygod! Shuji, get the hell out!”

“Mmm...nah, don’t think I will. Kinda like the view from where I’m standing.” He all but giggled, too pleased with how flustered you were; how cute.

You seethed, face practically on broil as you started throwing anything and everything to make him leave—A slipper, the tv remote, a stuffed animal, even some of your discarded clothes. Not your best idea…especially when you accidentally tossed your underwear. Of course he’d dodge everything else, but that. The golden eyed devil caught it with ease, the hand marked ‘Sin’ holding up the flimsy garment wearing a crooked grin as he dangled it in front of his face; taunting you.

“Give it.” With as much sternness you could muster from your pitiful position, you held out a hand expecting him to relent. Of course, he doesn’t. Hanma snickered.

“You want ‘em? Come get ‘em, doll.”

It would be a lie to say he wasn’t hoping for this outcome when he entered your room, unannounced. With your face buried in the sheets, a hand marked ‘Punishment’ pushing your back into a deeper arch while he fucked you from behind with the vigor of an animal in heat, Hanma thought he’d won the lottery. The way your pussy practically drooled around his girth with every hard thrust he gave you, your arousal smeared all over his abdomen and even dripping down his thighs, it was a wonder why he never thought to walk in on you sooner.

Even if you still bitched for the knocking, or lack thereof, he knew you weren’t too upset at him—Not with the way you were sucking him back in so eagerly.

“Ah!~ s-so…s’ deep in me, Shu..! N-Ne—Mm! Need you t’ slow down..!” You reached back to push at his hips, your weak attempt futile as he merely held your wrist behind your back. Hanma laughed, angling his thrusts upward to hook your sweet spot just to spite your desperate pleas.

“Had me waitin’ out there forever, [______]. Slow is the last thing I’m gonna do to you. Next time…lock the door.”

[ also could be: MIKEY, NAHOYA, RAN ]

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FEMALE Soukoku headcanons.

-Headcanons are often inaccurate or otherwise mischaracterising, Again these headcanons my personal opinion, some I might do in the future will be nsfw or sesbian lex related but I'm not at all making that the characters whole personality in my eyes, I just like reading smut alot l.

The headcanons in this one will be visual related, I'm not at all sexualising these characters i just think this is what they would look like as females.

Dazai-

1.Dazai would have wavy hair reaching her down near the start of her forearm, The wave in her looks a little more wild bc of its breakage and frizziness, I image she doesn't really care all that much abt her hair.

2.No skin routine just water😭🫶 Had teen acne in mafia days but not as bad as Chuuya. No makeup just raw face, moisturiser? She don't know her.

3.Clothes are exactly the same as male version except of course fitted to her body, I image her bolo tie being looser and her jacket reaching lower then male Dazai

(Before next one yes i am female so i know sht okay, also its not like "aww yeah boobies" its hmm genderbended i wonder what he'll look like as a women with WOMEN body 😭✌️)

4.About the same height as male dazai but thiner, for some reason i see Dazai as a flat chested women, not to flat tho like B-C cup, I also headcanon that she got them around 15-16 and would make fun of Chuuya for her flat chest😭 She also has a average but size.

(AGAIN i am a women, I'm not talking abt this in a weird perv way i just simply am imagining what a character might look like in my eyes)

Chuuya-

(Ik Japanese ppl don't tend to have curls but this is also the same universe where a russian man dies then comes back to life in another persons body sooo)

1.Natural ginger, not a love lock anymore but she does the same type of style but just has a pony tail which she pushes onto her shoulder, natural curly and not like coils i mean ringlets, she straightens her hair ALOT tho but bc of how rich she is she is able to afford products that can still keep her natural curls healthy and strong and avoid breakage. Very much freaks out when it rains bc she dont want her hair wet, also has a 11 step hair care routine and then sleep with a silk bonnet on. Also either straight or curly her hair is frizz free, soft and shiny.

2.WILDDD skin routine like i mean she has CUPBOARDS of skincare. She doesn't even use most of it she just buys it uses it to see if she wants to fit it into her routine and if she doesn't want to she just shoves it into a packed cupboard filled with skin care makeup. Because of this she has immaculate skin. Had HORRID teen acne and thats why she has such a complex routine.

3. Same with Dazai clothes are the same, she wears boots that have a little bit of a platform to make her taller (i imagine shes shorter then male Chuuya), when shes going to work but isn't doing any physical missions and just paperwork she wears black heels to work. She has her clothes custom made bc of her small size yet larger chest, hard to find clothes that will fit her (Im talking abt this like its in my counties fitting, which prolly wouldn't provide adult sizes big enough for Chuuya).

4.as i said before shorter then male chuuya, shes thin but not so thin that its like she doesnt have organs😭, She has a larger butt then Dazai, because unlike dazai she works out at the gym yk bc shes like the main ass kicker in the mafia, bc chuuya mostly fights with her legs squats are what both female and male chuuya would do to insure flexibility and other muscle stuff😭 and squats tend to give you a bigger butt, and as i said before larger boobs so Im going to say D-E or maybe E-F.

(Also boobs are just pieces of fat and as i just described Chuuya to be small her fat would go else where via breasts)

Yeah so those are my headcanons Ima post Soukoku Relationship stuff soon😜✌️

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Thank you for taking my ask so seriously!!!! A lot of people would have just said no and move on, but now you've activated my secret infodumping card >:3

First of all, I went through the notes and I promise you the comic isn't as angsty as the premise makes it out to be. A very central theme is friendship, and connection, and how relationships can save us even in the worst times. These guys are already dead and they're finding time to have group hugs and blood pacts <3 they're so stupid n I care them a lot 💖💖💖💖

And all the characters have such fun designs!!! They're all very distinct and full of personality, with very fun interactions, and I genuinely think you'd have a blast putting those beasts in situation. Since their personalities are so unique the fandom (me) looooves making silly little aus where they can do whatever and not. Yk. Fight for their lives.

The art is great and the whole world building with the spectre forms (kind of similar to the full demon forms from hazbin) are genuinely so cool and so fun to speculate about, and wonder what else is going on in the very vast world of the story.

But, ultimately, the best part is the lead romance. And girl. If you like couples who are devoted to each other Annabel Lee and Lenore are the best thing to ever happened. That devoted that's leaning into "Oh there might be something toxic goin on here!!!!" They have burnt down houses, trapped friends in walls, and almost fell of balconies for the other. Absolutely bonkers bananas.

They're honestly what makes the comic so if you think they're not your style idk if it's going to be an enjoyable experience. There's also some bloody scenes (ex: someone's eye getting scarred) but they never get gory, and some heavier themes (esp madness and the condition of women in the early 1900s).

Soooooo idk. I'm mostly sending this ask bc I love being in the same fandoms as you and hearing your takes :D

I mean, both my hyperfixations are on hiatus rn and there aren't lot of content for them anymore, so why not? I could try other media while im waiting.

Ngl the toxic element im hearing about the romance isn't pulling me in all that much cuz I'm not a big fan of that. I'm more for wholesome shit. But the plot itself does interest me. Especially the spectres. I love seeing transformations.

And im fine with gore so long as it isn't straight up, idk, torture porn. I've ended up seeing some nasty shit because of previous hyperfixations lmao the most violent media I got into was this game called Corpse Party when I was a teen(if you dont know it, it's fine. Ur probably better off. But in denial baby gay me was obsessed bcuz of the yuri) so yeh I'm fine with a little violence

Thank you tho! It's one thing to be liked for my art or fic, but to have my insight valued too means a lot! I can't promise if or when I'll check it out, cuz i dont wanna get anyone's hopes up, but I'm not gonna write it off. It does genuinely seem interesting.

[milklovesbyler]

HOW AND WHY AND WHEN DID THE BYLER REALISATION HIT ME - RANT

okay this is long so skip to S4 section for the more interesting stuff/when i found out about byler!

hii okay my first post on this blog! im still pretty new to tumblr but learned that u can have multiple blogs and my mind is blown. i also have an art blog i post on once a millenia @milkymetari !

Ive been a stranger things fan since 2019 when i was 13!

So i started watching stranger things in 2019 after season 3 had came out and the series peaked my interest, ive always been a fan of scifi stuff and oh boy stranger things is so cool and (mostly) well written!

When i say i LOVED mileven im not kidding, I WAS OBSESSED. On the outside theyre a picture perfect cute teenage couple, and my idealisation of that (and cmon guys eleven is like the coolest character ever) and els badassness and powers, i loved mileven.

I mean as a concept their relationship is really cute if we read it as that but yeah i do NOT ship them anymore like that 😭

Yeah i remember myself sometimes wondering about the weird things in their relationship (the way they dont share almost any interests, only kiss and mikes weird actions) but i think due to heteronormativity (toxic ships are wayy too normalized also in lgbt media) and how poorly usually female characters (but in this case mike lmao) and their relationships are written in media so i guess i had just grown to try not to care, and yeah i was just 13.

So honestly i didnt see/know byler back then AT ALL! I grew up as a semi homophobic kid because thats what i was taught, but around the time i started watching ST i grew as a person a lot and i realised maybe my ass isnt as straight as i thought ☠️ Honestly wish i did know about byler since i think seeing mikes struggles (and wills) wouldve helped me a lot! 💔

I didnt think too deeply about any media i consumed at that age, and i was already used to just not care about bad writing so i thought flaws in mileven were normal writing mistakes etc. Or how the byler fight was clearly more intense than the mileven break up 😭😭

But again i did not catch onto it.

ST 4 in 2022!!

So the year is 2022 and i excitesly watch season 4 part 1. I usually try to avoid spoilers etc on the internet so i kept myself away from st tiktok and other platforms. After i finished it i saw like a shit ton of edits of all the characters and speculation about the last 2 eps.. THEN somewhere around that time it happened, i stumbled upon byler.

okay first, i need to talk about mileven a bit, the first few episodes it was sweet, but it was obvious el was lying and unhappy, i was hoping that mike would grow and learn to be a better boyfriend and theyd end up back together.

so about byler, first i thought it was like any other ship as usual and i wasnt as blind to homoerotic chemistry anymore so it wasnt anything new or surpricing.

well, what was surpricing was HOW FUCKING BLIND I HAD BEEN TO HOW MIKE AND WILL ACTED

i mean i was confused while watching part 1 for the first time but closeness between the two was nothing unusual, and mike lashing out on will had already happened in s3 too, but yeah i was so flabbergasted and embarrased how i hadnt noticed 😭 like girl, the lip staring, yearning gazes and awkward conversations

down the rabbit hole i went and hehe😈 i got my bestie into it too and she was like omg ur so right we both agree they are endgame bbecause like theres so much evidence its not a coincidence.

ill probably make a separate post on some of the genious thoughts we had about mileven and byler in 2022 lol

i hope someone read this all, thank you <3