#i dont have time for reindeer games

[colubridcutie]

the trash took itself out basically and i am actually so glad to be free of this friendship now that i realize how much energy i don't have to waste on a person who views living people like chat bots at their disposal. they literally told me they ignore me on purpose all the time because "their brain isn't ~interested~ by me right now" and they "would rather focus on fun things that bring joy" like im a video game or some shit and haven't spent 3 years being their confidant, doing tons of shit for them, constantly doing what they wanted, and being told I lOvE yOU hurrHURR. girl what the fuck who says that about living people??? who thinks about people they love like that? the audacity is so thick i can't even salt the earth to banish it i cannot even believe how opportunistic and egotistical and fucked up someone must be to treat another human like that. thats some joker ass shit right there. that's clown behavior, that's some disney highschool villian behavior

😌 actually i love myself so write that down, im a baddie you fumbled hard and thats why youre being a nasty little shit and acting like you aint never done wrong and your shit dont stink, and if you don't see my shine and my love and how much i do for you, idk maybe get ya'll eyes checked and miss me with that shit and miss me when im gone. girl but before that maybe address the fact that you've got mad issues and they're making you act like a sooper dooper shitty, shady person who i want 100,000,000,000 miles away from me

also if we've only known one another like a year or two you dont love me dude you dont know me, and if anyone starts dropping the L bomb any earlier than a minimum five years im gonna be chucking duces because ew, no. that shit takes a lot of time and effort and really knowing one another, its not a dollar store card you hand out as a quaint little treat. you are not ready to deliver on that kind of big talk after a year so don't waste my time

[tigerbears]

Ok, going to add to the "Trans Noelle antlers" discourse.

First, disclaimer this is all just for fun and stuff not telling you that Noelle is or is not trans, just had some thoughts after thinking what causes antlers to grow.

Let's go through the debate cycle again.

"Noelle is trans because she has antlers." "Noelle is a reindeer and both male and female reindeer have antlers." "Male and Female reindeer loose their antlers at different times"

I want to add another step to that cycle.

"Would HRT affect when Noelle sheds her antlers?"

From this paper, testosterone lowers when male reindeer are about to lose their antlers, but those that are castrated (and thus dont have any T in their system) actually keep their antlers over the winter in the long run. The study also shows that hormones like estradiol are likely what lets female reindeer keep their antlers into spring.

Now this can mean many things for Noelle. If Noelle is on HRT, she would likely have a similar Antler cycle to IRL female reindeers if she like cycled her hormones or something.

(Basically similar to how some folks try and change their hormone doses to match a menstrual cycle, except for Noelle this would be a yearly cycle and not monthly.)

Or, maybe Noelle doesn't cycle her HRT, and in that case idk what would happen. Maybe she'd lose her antlers later then male reindeer, but earlier then female ones. Maybe if its high enough it would keep her antlers for longer, or prevent them from shedding or something? Idk I just skimmed the article and I feel like I'm already doing to much to research a lesbian deer girl from a video game.

Even if Noelle was on puberty blockers, then she'd at least keep her antlers for the winter, like male reindeer without testosterone.

(Also, if Noelle was a deer and not a reindeer, then hormones/blockers would likely prevent her antlers to grow in the first-place once they've been shed.)

I have only just learned (in April) that this is inaccurate for deer. If Noelle was a deer and started blockers before growing antlers, the above is correct. If she started blockers after developing antlers, she'd still grow antlers, it's just they wouldn't leave the velvet stage and wouldn't naturally shed.

I have no clue what HRT would do though because I don't think scientists have injected male deer with estrogen. (COME ON SCIENTISTS DO IT FOR SCIENCE!)

Now I guess there's one more question, if Noelle is trans, would she be able to access HRT or puberty blockers?

Well, Rudy at least supports her identity, so he likely wouldn't have any problem with Noelle medically transitioning.

If Mayor Holiday was transphobic, and had the authority to keep Noelle from gender affirming care like Hormones or blockers, you would think she'd also put her hoof down on her daughter presenting femme too. (and Rudy might have something to say if his transphobic wife tried to prevent his daughter from transitioning.)

Money likely wouldn't be an issue seeing as Noelle's mom's the mayor, (and has been for awhile) and even then the large ornate gate at their house makes me think that Holiday's are on the richer side.

Only way I could see Noelle being trans and not on Hormones or Blockers is either if she for some reason didn't want them, or if Hometown is located in some transphobic country or municipality that banned trans-kids from accessing gender affirming care, and the latter honestly seems a little too depressingly real for a Toby Fox game.

(Insert something plagiarized from Shadow of Roserade's video on UT/DR's queer joy.)

Now, dispute all this arguing and stuff I think there's one factor we're ignoring here; we're assuming that reindeer monster biology and IRL reindeer biology are analogous.

We don't know how monster reindeer antlers work. Maybe all reindeer monsters have them, but they don't shed them so we cant use antlers to determine if Noelle is trans. Maybe AMAB reindeer monsters grow antlers, their permanent, and Noelle got hers before medically transitioning meaning she'd need like "antler reduction surgery" or something to remove them when she's older.

All the above theorizing means is that if Noelle has a similar antler cycle to IRL female reindeer, it doesn't mean she's cis because HRT can affect that.

There's no way to confirm if Noelle is or is not trans unless like more concrete evidence shows up in later chapters, like estradiol tablets in Noelle's room or something.

The most we've got is unused sprites for Noelle's room in queen's mansion that show pill bottles (Shown earlier in this post). This is still not enough as we don't know what these pill bottles are. They could be anything from anti-depressants to medicine for Rudy! (also the fact the sprites we're never used.)

TL;DR, there's no way to tell if Noelle's trans or cis, and trying to track when her antlers shed is futile as HRT would likely effect that.

I'm still going to pretend she's trans though as I love the headcanon for no particular reason. (spoiler alert, the reason is I'm trans!)

[mcrizzystardust]

hi key!! i see we have several mutual special interests so i Must Know your favorites!

1. who is your favorite fnaf animatronic (mine’s glamrock chica and the puppet!)

2. do you have a favorite calico critters family (gosh those are so nostalgic for me)

and most importantly

3. who is the best owl house character and why is it hunter

hi bee!!! (omg i just now realized our names rhyme)

okay so, bear with me here. i never got into fnaf as a kid, but after the fnaf movie came out apparently everyone i knew was like "omgggg!!!!" and made me feel like i missed out on a cultural phenomenon. so i bought the first game (and i suck at it 😭), and ive been watching markiplier play through it so i know what to expect and to calm my paranoia etc :). im up to sister location, and shit is getting WILD. i know like, the basics of the lore and what happens but GAWDDAMN. anyways! in what ive seen so far, id have to say either foxy, mangle, or circus baby. yes, yes, shes evil, but a girlboss gotta girlboss /j 😭 (no but fr, i just love her backstory and like her character development and kabfjabdj!!)

i dont actually really know many of the families, but the marshmellow mice and the reindeer twins are so cute!!!!! i have two sets of families, i have the maple cats and the persian cats. my fave calico critters of all time are on instagram, @/emocritters!!! its this person who diys critters to look like various members of my chemical romance from their various eras :)))) theyre SO goddamn cute. @fairylittlebitch said he'd get me one once he has enough money and i am forever worshipping his existence, kissing the ground he stands upon, giving him a big fat (platonic and consensual) smooch.

OMG I LOVE HUNTER. hes so KFNKDBDJFH!!2&(!:$)3&3)4.

okay but also hear me out...... the collector. theyre so.

i just. i need to give him a hug. i need to be his friend. i want to comfort them. im !!/$;$&3@2@/'

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Looking at your score for the "have you done antiquated things" thing made me understand that not everyone born 95-00 was indeed born 95-00 (if that makes any sense?) Your score of 9 surprised me because I'm only 23 and I got 4.

Lol yea I mean like ive seen/been exposed to most of those things. I just haven't necessarily used them

Watched my grandparents make calls on the rotary phone. Liked to stim with the dial while watching TV in their room. But i wasn't really old enough to be making phone calls.

Didn't really use the computer much on my own until I was 7 or 8 and my mom had a laptop and I mostly just played educational games on CD-ROM before that so while I'd seen floppy disks we weren't really using them in my house

Im not sure id seen a vinyl record in person til I was maybe 10. I knew what they were from movies and stuff but nobody I spent any amount of time with had any (tho apparently my moms cousin who's only about 10 years older than me collects them but I never really went to his house so I didn't know that til a few years ago lol)

Ive listened to cassette. My grandparents had a radio in their home office that played cassettes and I used to listen to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer on repeat for hours on it when I was little (and yet no one wondered if I may be autistic lol.) But ive never recorded anything on cassette.

I am very glad we never had dial up in my house. My noise sensitive ass could not have handled that lol. I know what it sounds like. I know it made an awful noise. I would not have been a fan.

I dont know if I would have sent postcards even before 2000.....every time I've bought a postcard its because I wanted it for me lol. With the exception of the wooden one I got as a souvenir for my friend when I went to Colorado (tho I do wish id gotten one for myself)

My dictionary was a childrens dictionary i got at school. Dictionaries and encyclopedias just aren't something my family would have...we read a lot but those would just take up shelf space lol

Ive never personally paid with a paper check but I have received paper checks as payment at work and i know how to fill out a check.

[heathersproship]

hi! thanks for answering my question about chansaw. my opinion is really similar to yours. and as an extra note, if the show/movie happened in a weird alternative universe that everyone including H.C and veronica remain friends, they could totally rule the world. another question if you dont mind, is if you think movie JD really did love veronica? thanks!

I never mind more questions lol, come at me!

I do think he really did love her, yes. And it’s relevant to mention Chandler in all this first because in regards to Veronica J.D. and Chandler parallel each other greatly (to the point where in the early draft J.D. even tells Veronica she “used to have a sense of humor” like Chandler did), though we need only look at how their relationships with her ended to see the difference.

Regardless of how Veronica fell in with them and to what degree, both relationships end with Veronica wanting out. Both relationships ultimately end with the deaths of Chandler and J.D. And both relationships end with Veronica winning their respective fights leading to their deaths, with Chandler being verbal in the alley of Remington and J.D. being physical in the boiler room. Again, the difference is how they take it.

When she’s beaten by Veronica, Chandler threatens to go scorched earth. “Monday morning, you’re history. Transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg is going to play your reindeer games.”

When he’s beaten by Veronica, J.D. bows out gracefully. “Color me impressed. You really fucked me up pretty bad, Veronica. You got power in you—power I didn’t think you had. Slate is clean.”

Even though J.D.’s actions make him objectively worse than Chandler, which makes her the “better” option in the eyes of some people (she’s just a bully whereas he’s a murderer... even though being a bully isn’t exactly a good thing either? Like, she’s a literal bully??), tell me why it’s the serial killer who knows when to fold? He’s unhinged and violent and he has a fucking bomb. He could’ve pushed her down the stairs and let gravity do the rest since they were both pretty banged up from their fight. He could’ve turned the timer on at any time without her knowing and taken her with him. He could’ve stayed where he was rather than walking away to die where the brunt of the blast couldn’t reach her. He could’ve hurt her more as one final fuck you. But he didn’t.

It’s clear by the end J.D. respects Veronica and Chandler does not, and it’s that respect which shows he loves her.

Someone once asked in the Heathers movie sub on Reddit (and I’m paraphrasing because it’s been a while), why did J.D. blow himself up at the end rather than continue with his plan to blow up the school? The only explanation I have, and personally believe, is that he was just honoring Veronica’s last wish. He respected her enough, and loved her enough, to do one last thing. (Also, there’s the rule of three, right? Killed Chandler in the first act, killed Ram in the second, and then he kills himself in the last.)

Remember, the last thing she said to him before leaving the boiler room was that she wants “cool guys like you out of my life.” The fight is over, the bomb’s been turned off. Veronica walked out of the boiler room, leaving both him and the bomb inside (I forget if she drops the gun or what). He could’ve turned it back on and blown the school up anyway, exactly like he wanted and went to the trouble of planning out, but he didn’t. There’s also his history of moving around a lot; we don’t know how long he has in Sherwood—he could be gone the next day and there’d be very little chance of them keeping in touch, much less ever meeting again. Instead, he managed to get his beaten ass up, strap the bomb to himself, follow her outside, let her know there’s no hard feelings after all that, turn the bomb back on, and blow himself up in front of her so she knows he’s not only out of her life, but there’s no chance this cool guy will meet up with her again. Was it a fucked up way of saying goodbye? Hell yeah it was! But as he says himself, “the extreme always seems to make an impression,” so it makes sense he would go out with a big fucking bang. And she proved she had the fortitude to withstand him.

The reason we don’t see J.D. blowing himself up as an act of love in the movie is because the focus is on Veronica. She just stands there waiting for him to blow up, letting him light her cigarette the way he used her as a lighter earlier. In the musical, we focus on J.D. singing “Our love is God” as the very last words he ever says (to Veronica and in general), which shows his intent much more blatantly, and that’s not an accident. The musical with all its changes deliberately paints J.D. with a more sympathetic brush, making him an abuse victim to explain why he is the way he is, especially on West End, to the point of blaming his dad in the lead up to I Say No—and who are you not to sympathize with an abuse victim? The movie doesn’t do that. At all. It makes the movie J.D. come off as worse than his musical counterpart, not having a reason to easily explain why he is the way he is, and that’s the point. He’s fucked up, but he’s no victim about it. He doesn’t need an abusive dad constantly punching down on him every second of every day for him to turn out as he did, just like Chandler doesn’t need neglectful parents to turn out a controlling bitch who thinks getting involved with college guys as a high school junior is the cool thing to do.

Plus, the only reason he got this bad was because he decided Veronica was the one to fuck everything up for, even if it started off as accidental. His reaction to killing Chandler (shaken, “a little freaked” in his own words) is not the reaction of someone who’s killed before, as much as the fandom seems to think (or wants to believe) he has. After he got a taste, it just escalated vey quickly.

So yeah! Movie J.D. definitely loved Veronica. While his methods were extreme, he had the right idea: he just wanted to protect her. He wanted to give her what she wanted. He just has a very fucked-up way of expressing it (taken from his parents, no doubt. And it’s canon too; we just have to pick up on it). When they killed Chandler, he asks “At least you got what you wanted, right?” When they killed Kurt and Ram, he was under the impression she wanted it but didn’t want to admit it to herself. And when he blew himself up, it was because she asked for it: “You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.”

God I love them lol.

[anxiousanteaterr]

UH! but basic gameplay stuff: there'll be different jobs you can do across the workshop, most being inside one of the many buildings, but there are some outside jobs too. Each job will have mini-games you can play, and for the sake of sanity for players, you can pick and choose. The only thing worse than a mini game you dont like is one youre forced to play.

I havent decided on how many jobs total, but so far I got:

The Toy Factory: Rhythm mini games that focus on the toy assembling/painting, present wrapping/tagging, and sending them to the warehouse/stocking them away.

The Kitchen: Cooking game style mini games. Each day of the week will have a specific menu, and you can choose to make any from the list, but there's a minimum of making one from each course (apps, entrees, and desserts) so at minimum, you make 3 dishes, but get some choices just in case there's a dish that you find a fucking slog to make. For dishes like cakes, you can even decorate them freely :)

The Reindeer Barn: A special job that you- a first year- somehow get privileges to (the reindeer like you :)). Standard animal care mini games. You get to brush, feed, talk to, ect. the reindeer. I don't want to go too far into horse ranch territory, but I'm also thinking like... flight practice or sm can be unlocked if you get in high standing with all the reindeer and butter up Santa enough.

The Greenhouses: Gardening related-mini games. The kitchens need fresh produce to keep the workers healthy and fit, but the North Pole is not very... well, you know. Your job options here would be planting new foods, harvesting what's ready, cleaning it up and getting it into crates to be shipped off to the kitchens. I have a very specific mini game idea in mind for sorting and bundling the different veggies into their crates.

I'm still stewing on potential other jobs, and I've been hmming and hawwing on a maple tree farm. All the automatons in the workshop run on maple syrup so its crucial that they have it in constant supply + its sweet and tasty, the elves LOVE it. Maple syrup is like a second currency at the workshop. The automatons also have a funny consequence where the syrup turns into alcohol over time, and the longer they go without getting their syrup changed, the stronger it gets. Maple moonshine is a huge thing between the elves too. Gifting it gets you big friendship points, but good luck finding an automaton to help you ;). The biggest issue w the maple farm is that 1. North Pole. 2. Maple syrup season starts in February. So huge suspend the disbelief here. Probs gunna explain it away w magic bs. I've considered doing a hybrid Maple-Pine tree that specifically runs during the winter when they have warm christmas lights strung around them to warm the trees. This also would give me an excuse to have a (albeit already decorated) christmas tree farm set up out there as that's something else they wouldn't actually need up there.

the christmas stuff is coming in early at work so i am mentally shifting toward daydreaming abt my overtly complex dating sim game where ur an elf working at the north pole for the first time but im currently stuck on how exactly the calander system would work for it

[villaim]

texting: riddle rosehearts

requested by: @astrea-archive

genre — crack, fluff

a/n — i didn’t proofread riddles ramble and i wrote this while sick 💀

notes — g/n reader, reader is ramshackle prefect (yuu), platonic??

riddle me this — 7:00 am

where are you? you were supposed to be in study hall by now.

yuu — 7:00 am

you cannot be expecting me to make it at exactly 7:00. YOU TEXTED THAT AY THE EXACT TIME??

you’re like an alarm

riddle me this — 7:00 am

are you on your way though? i do not have the time for this.

yuu — 7:00 am

calm down rudolph i’ll be there in 10

riddle me this — 7:00 am

fine. don’t make me wait here all day, prefect.

wait, who is this rudolph?

yuu — 7:01 am

ILL EXPLAIN LATER

god you want to kiss me so badly rn

riddle me this — 8:00 pm

goodnight, prefect.

yuu — 8:00 pm

do not tell me you are sleeping rn 💀

THE SUN IS STILL UP??

riddle me this — 8:00 pm

i do not have the time to stay here and chat. i advise that you go to bed too.

yuu — 8:01 pm

:IMG_xxxx.PNG:

shi wrong person 😭

riddle me this — 8:01 pm

why are you out with ace and deuce?! 😡

yuu — 8:01 pm

you text like my grandma

riddle me this — 8:02 pm

i’m on my way.

yuu — 8:05 pm

I THOIGHT YOU WOULD BE ASLEEP BY NOW

STOP I DONT WANT BRITS IN MY DORM

yuu — 12:49 am

ARE YOU AWAKE.

WAKE UP PELASE I NEED ANSWERS TO EHATEVRT THE FUCK CREWEL GAVE THE FROSHIES AS HW

yuu — 6:27 am

riddle i can see you typing pelase do not tell me you’re about to give me a 12 page essay

riddle me this — 6:30 am

first of all, asking me for homework answers is the same as lying; you are telling professor crewel that you conjured these answers on you’re own, in which you didn’t, they were given by me. this also counts as stealing because you are taking someone else’s work then claiming it as your own. if you were caught in the act of cheating, you would have to suffer the consequences in the near future. in conclusion, you should never ask someone for answers just because you were not listening to the lecture the day before.

yuu — 6:30 am

you must be out of your goddamn mind if you think i’m reading that

so am i getting them or what *seen*

yuu — 2:56 am

you know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen comet and cupid and donner and blitzen but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all? rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say "rudolph, with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer you'll go down in history"

riddle me this — 7:00 am

meet me in the study hall.

yuu — 7:48 am

YOU ASKED WHO RUDOLPH WAS

taglist —

@astiesgoldenberry @spadecentral @pastelmages @ventisaircurrent

[ashdreams2023]

Could you do Loki x Reader who is pregnant and then they tell the rest of the team and then Loki takes reader to Asgard to tell Frigga and she’s like so happy for them?? ❤️

Telling everyone you’re pregnant with Loki’s child

Ok so you two have known about it for a while but it was time to tell everyone

First thing you do is get them all in one room because Loki doesn’t want to repeat himself more than once

"What’s all this about reindeer games?"

You rubbed your belly then nat gasped, which lead to everyone catching on

The team was just over the moon, because one everybody loved you and two it meant that now loki was close to settling like the most of them

Wanda just couldn’t keep her hands off of your belly and asked you a million questions about how you found out

Peter was just excited he’ll get somebody to babysit very soon

You could basically see tony secretly tapping on his screen looking for baby products already

Thor was on Asgard so it was a great opportunity to go tell everyone there too

First people you met there was Val and lady sif, both looked at you with big wide eyes but were happy for you neither the less

Thor just gave you two the biggest hug, lifting you both off the ground "BROTHER LOOK AT YOU ALL GRO-" "I WILL STAB YOU IF YOU DONT PUT US DOWN AND STOP LAUGHING Y/N!"

Frigga was all teary eyed and sweet, asking you how long you’ve known and how you feel

"A child oh my, what a wonderful blessing have you’ve been given" "mother….please don’t cry"

[kaz11283]

The Shape of You

Summary: While at one of Tonys top end parties the god of mischief asks you to dance to your suprise. You didn't think he was the type to dance muchless to the song that he decided to ask you to dsnce to.

Characters: Loki, Thor, Tony, Natalie, Wanda, Clint, Steve

Pairings: you x Loki, you x Thor (platonic), you x Tony (Brother, sister)

ANNOUNCMENTS: I got this idea while listening to "Shape of You", then I really started getting into the story everytime that I listened to it (which was a lot). Ive had this on my head for a while now but i had to finish up I think I'm in love and part 2. I also got 200 followers today, next is 300, lets get this! BTW I know that this is a GIF from High Rise but it gives you a PRETTY good iead whats going on. 💚💚💚

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"Why do you insist on bringing me to the boring ass parties Nat?" You asked trying to pull the hem of the dress down that she had picked oit for you. It wad a dark blue thigh length dress with a very low v neck, the shoes where a high heel ankle strap black shoe with small bows on the side the same color as the dress.

"Stop. Stop pulling, your not gonna make it any longer by doing that." She said swatting your hands away. "I bring you to these 'boring ass parties' because you spend to much time in the library doimg research, in your room working, or sitting in the lab trying to make something better. Point is, you are always working."

"I dont hear you complaining when something of yours gets improved, or an upgrade. Nat I love you but I am a weponds expert. I work better in the quite, thats my zone. Not here."

"Is that why you enjoy spending time with Loki? Because I have to tell you y/n hes not really the quite type." She rasied an eyebrow to look st you.

"Hes not the quite type around all of you because you all make snide remarks. Hes usually quite around me because I dont pick on him or call him names." You turned and looked straight at her.

"All of the other reindeer, use to laugh and call him names." Tony sang walking up to the two of you with a drink. "Couldnt be talking about reindeer game could you?"

"Thank you Tony, and we were just finishing talking and Loki." You answered walking off to sit at the bar where Steve and Thor was sitting.

"Your brother throws one heck of a party." Steve saod tilting his beer to his mouth. "Defiantly better than some of the parties I've been to."

"It is a good party but nothing like the ones on Asguard." Thor boomed with laughter. "You must come some time, we would have a grand celebration in your honor."

"Hes always been a little over the top, if you cant tell. Always had an eye for big, expensive things. Flamboyant parties, playboy style women, expensive cars. Whatever he wants he gets, now dont get me wrong he does work his ass off, but sometimes it would be nice to just have a weekend were the walls didnt shake while I am trying to work on something."

"Ah but little sister, all work and no play makes y/n a dull boy." Tony answered lightly slapping your back.

"Jesus Christ Tone, stop quoting movies, it gets rather annoying."

"Another round, bartender, for little sister." Tony said ruffling your hair.

"You realize I cant stand you right?" You shot him a sideways look.

"Thats why I dont let you work on my toys." He answered giving you a kiss on the top of the head before walking off.

"Thor?" You turned to the god of thunder.

"Yes Lady y/n?" He turned to were he was facing you, his legs on either side of your thighs.

"Do you know of your brother is going to show up?" He laughed turning back to the bar. "Dont get me wrong I absolutly love your company but...."

"You would rather have the company of a more slender, raven haired man tonight." He raised a brow while taking a drink of his beer.

"Well, yes. He is quite interesting to say the least." You laugh.

"Well lady y/n, he said he would be down shortly. He did say he was going to make an apperance though."

"Thank you." You stood, leaning down to kiss his cheek before walking off to find someone else interesting to talk to.

"Hey y/n! Over here!" Clint shouted waving you over to were he, Nat, and Wanda were sitting.

You sat talking to them for a little bit about what new stuff you had added to their weapons and gear, Clint was excited about trying out some of the new arrows that you had developed. You kept gnacing around the room hoping to catch a glips of Loki when he decided to come down.

While you and Wanda was in the middle of a conversation you felt a tap on your shoulder. Turning slightly you seen Loki stamding there was a know it all smirk on his face, he was wearing a completly black suit with his hair slicked back, you coud have swore that your heart stopped.

"Hello Darling, I heard you had been asking about me?" He offered you his hand to help you stand.

You laughed tucking your chin down slightly, you could feel your cheeks heat up. "I am going to kill your brother." He lead you back to the bar and getting you a drink handing it to you.

"You look quite ravishing tonight." He leaned in whispering in your ear. "Dont start being bashful tonight, after what happened last night." He had caught you off guard causing you to spit your drink back in your glass.

"Loki," you hissed smacking him on his shoulder. "We dont need Tony going all Iron Man on you tonight."

"Dance with me." He took your glass sitting it back on the bar and grabbed your hand.

"Oh no no no no. I dont dance." You tried stopping but he pulled you to the edge of the damce floor.

"Then dont dance, let the music guide you, or just follow my lead." He grabbed your waist pulling you closer to him, the song was an up beat song and he started moving. "Midguardian dances are so simple, it would be a type of tango I am assuming." He took you hand and wrapped it around the back of his head before placing his hand on your lower back pulling you even closer.

"This is crazy." You laughed after a few practice steps. It was simple yet intimate at the same time, you had a feeling you knew where this was heading.

"But simple, you are better than what you give your self credit for." He spund you around a few times as the tempo changed, when he spun you back to him his chest ws aginst your back as his hamd splayed across your abdomen.

He traced his nose up the side of your neck as you both moved causing you to give a small moan. "My bed sheets still smell like you." He whispered.

"Loki, can I let you in on a secret." You turned back in his arms to face him.

"Of course my dear." His fingers stroked your back.

"I think I'm in love with you." You wrapped your hand around his head so that you could pull his ear down to your level. You heard him take a breath and the dancing faltered slightly but he kept moving.

"It feels as though I might be returning those feelings y/n." You smiled up at him he turned you in a few more circles causing you to be facing away from him again. His hips following yours in a delicious manner causing your thoughts to go back to the night before. His trailing kisses down your neck to your collar bones, fingers caressing up your sides pulling your shirt over your head. You returning the favor and being speechless at finally seeing him with out his shirt on. He had a more slender figure but his muscles were still there. Remembering the feeling of his chest clenching as you ran your fingers up and around his neck to pull him closer for the earth shattering kiss that had lead to so much more.

"You reliving some of last nights activities, y/n?" He asked quietly.

"Yes but sadly I am having trouble remembering some parts. You might have to remind me." The song ended as you pulled him off the dance floor and through the doors leading to the hallway.

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ANNOUNCEMENT 2: Wow wow wow, ok so some slightly adult situations but oh dear lord, my face is a little red just from writting that. I've read worst but never wrote. What I would give to be twirled around the dance floor like that by him. Thank you guys for reading! I really hope you enjoy this one. Like I saod I have been thinking about this for about a week now and here it is. I habe to say this is like top 3 of my faves (my first was and still is my fave "Bath Time For a Prince") Thank you again for all the love and the support!!!!

[wheredafandomat]

Safeword ⛓ P10 ⛓ The Morning After

Previous Chapter

Loki knew what he wanted. Who he wanted. And he was willing to do whatever he could to get it. So was she

Escaping the void, Loki woke up with a slight headache. When he opened his eyes, he looked around and saw that there was no sign of y/n. He saw that her things were still around the room so she couldn’t have gone far. Loki didn’t worry.

Standing up, he reached out to the pair of discarded boxers on the floor and smiled remembering the previous night. He walked into the bathroom thinking he’d see y/n but was surprised when he didn’t. Loki didn’t worry.

Spinning around to walk towards the balcony, Loki noticed a tiny bit of blood on the floor. “Sore from last night darling, you should have used your safeword” he chimed smile on his face walking towards the balcony. When Loki didn’t see her, his face fell and he began to worry.

“Y/N?! Y/N?!”

Loki quickly threw some clothes on as he began sprinting to the reception desk bare footed. Panic laced in his voice, he began frantically explaining how y/n looked liked and asked if they had seen her or if she had checked out.

They hadn’t.

Fright and terror rushed over Loki as he sprinted back to the room to grab his phone to alert the team that he didn’t know where y/n was.

Panic stricken, Loki began calling the them. He tried Natasha but she didn’t answer, then he tried Steve who also didn’t answer. Loki began to feel feverish thinking that the same fate that befell y/n could have also befallen the team. Finally his third call was successful.

“STARK STARK ITS Y/N SHE- SHES NOT HERE”

“Whoa, chill reindeer games. You’re giving me a 10 and I’m going to need you to take it down to a 4 it’s like the first thing in the morning”

“TONY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND Y/N HAS BEEN TAKEN”

“Ya maybe she just left because she wasn’t really into you.” Tony laughed in a joking manner

“TONY, IM BEING SERIOUS SHES GONE”

“Wow first name, this is definitely serious”

Loki heard Tony talking to F.R.I.D.A.Y seeing if they could track your location. This was when he took the time to really question why it was y/n in particular that was attacked at the party. He then remembered briefly the conversation he heard y/n and Natasha having before he interrupted.

“HYDRA” Loki shouted through the phone.

After instructing F.R.I.D.A.Y to do so, the rest of the team were woken by a piercing alarm and F.R.I.D.A.Y telling them to all meet in the briefing room ASAP. Trying not to worry, everyone got out of their beds to go to the briefing room.

The tired was washed from their eyes when they saw a crazed looking Loki teleporting into the middle of the room. A tiny feeling of calm reined over his features when he saw that Steve and Nat were fine, they were probably just sleeping. He then began to explain what had happened to the best of his ability.

“I knew she shouldn’t have gone. I told her to stay vigilant. I shouldn’t have let her go” Natasha said with her head in her hands.

At hearing this, Loki felt a criminally amount of guilt wash over him. He shouldn’t have taken you out of the compound. How did he manage to sleep through your abduction? Will he ever see you again? Are you hurt? Worried? Cold? Hungry? Terrified? Ok? Alive? All these thoughts were rushing around his mind.

“We will find her Brother” Thor said touching Loki’s shoulders seeing the inner conflict he was experiencing.

“I’ll do everything in my power to get her back” Loki replied with a new found determination.

A/N: did we like?

[bleufrost]

Guiding Light

Summary: Even though your team finally trusts Loki enough to give him a chance, you still have to help him realize he's not the monster he sometimes thinks he is.

a/n: this is within the same universe as There's Just Time but it can also be read as a standalone (: more notes at the end for anyone who wants to read them!

Words: 1,921

Warnings: angst, self doubt, theres also fluff so dont worry!

If we come back and we're broken Unworthy and ashamed Give us something to believe in And you know we'll go your way

You never really realize how loud everything is until Loki cuts you off from his energy. Now, that isn't to say that Loki leads a tranquil existence, it's actually quite the opposite. Loki's emotions are incredibly sporadic and loud; so loud in fact, that they have become nearly identical in nature to the crashing of waves against the shore. Deafening, yet with the promise of calm once you come to recognize it as home. Without the roar, everything you’d rather drown out comes back to the forefront of your mind. That is exactly what is happening right now.

Tony’s bubbling anxiety to get his hands on something new clashes with the forced control of Bruce’s psyche as you enter the lab. The opposing energies nearly incapacitate you. “Hey, have you guys seen Loki?” You sit next to Bruce, your focus on his hands as he moves some things around on a screen. It’s a lame attempt to center yourself, but it helps a bit when a drill sparks to life in Tony’s hands. Bruce smiles at you apologetically and you shake your head.

“What’s that, kiddo?” Tony’s voice barely registers over the monotonous sound of the drill and you try to signal for him to turn it off, but the attempt is in vain. Instead of continuing to scream, you wait it out until Tony finally seems to be finishing up. The drill powers down and he smiles at you in that way that only he can; as though he truly believes that the world can wait for him. You can’t exactly blame him, you did wait, didn’t you?

“Okay, what’s up?” He places the drill down and brushes his hands off on his pants.

“I was just wondering if you’ve seen Loki around?” He looks to Bruce and they both seem to mutually agree that they haven’t. Tony shrugs at you.

“Sorry, kid. No Reindeer Games around here.” You roll your eyes at the nickname and he lets out a loud laugh. “Okay, thanks.” Getting up, you exit the lab and head for the common room.

It takes a few more tries, and by the time someone finally tells you they spotted him, your head is racing. There are so many different emotions and waves of energy in so limited a space, it exhausts you. Often you found navigating it all to be a fun game, but that was only when you had an anchor. Unfortunately, your anchor seems to be a little lost at sea.

When you do find Loki, he’s staring out a large window on one of the top floors of the compound. There’s a book abandoned in his lap, his finger resting on the page as though he had drifted mid sentence. The bright sky reflects on his eyes in a beautiful show of light. Anchors and waves, you knew Loki was all of it to you.

“Hey.” It comes out as only a whisper as you approach him slowly. It’s so soft, you almost doubt he hears it at all. Of course, he does though. He’s a god and, with great pain, you also know that he’s very used to being on his guard.

Loki’s eyes move from the clouds above and over to you. You’re not sure if the lights are playing tricks on you, but you swear that there are small hints of unshed tears in his crystal eyes.

“Hello.” If you thought your voice was soft, Loki’s is hardly there at all. It shakes ever so slightly at the end of the word, and if his shielding emotions wasn’t a dead giveaway, his demeanor most definitely is. Something’s wrong.

Your feet take slow, tentative steps forward. Neither one of you breaks eye contact, and when you attempt to push your energy over to him as some form of comfort, it hits a wall. He’s using his own magic to deliberately block yours from reaching him. Your feet stop moving and you can see in the way that his eyes glint that he’s aware of how distanced he is keeping you.

“Loki, what’s hurting you?” It’s a simple question, but that’s all it takes. After over a thousand years spent dancing around problems and masking insecurities, your willingness to openly address such intimate pains was still so novel to him.

The first few times he had spoken to you, really spoken to you, all illusions set aside and with no intent to trick you, he had been struck hard by your lack of judgement. All Loki ever knew was how to hide the most vulnerable parts of himself because others would use them against him. WIth you though, the vulnerability was exclusively used as a bridge to growth. You had told him once that energy flowed toward energy. It was made to grow. Naturally, because he was composed of all different kinds of untamable energy, it was only inevitable that he would continue to evolve into a stronger version of himself if he chose to recognize the points that were draining him.

Energy moves toward energy, and so he allowed his to move to you.

“I don’t feel I belong here. I’m not worthy of forgiveness.” The confession twists your heart into a knot. It hurts to hear the insecurity lacing his voice, but the emotions that seep into you hurt even more. With his wall down, you can feel the nervousness, fear, anxiety, and overall sense of loathing that Loki has been carrying by himself. You understand why he blocked himself from you, but you’re so incredibly relieved to be sharing his burden.

It takes a second for you to acclimate to the new feeling, but your feet take you the rest of the way to him as soon as you do. You’d never run from him, no matter how intense it may be to stay.

“No, no. Even just your ability to share that with me proves that you’re more than worthy, Loki.” The unshed tears come to the surface, slipping past his eyes and running slowly down his cheek. Your hand instinctively comes up to rest against his face.

“There’s not one of us here who hasn’t done things that we regret. Things that have hurt people and that we wish we could take back, but we can’t.”

More tears fall from his eyes and he looks at you so lost and frightened that you fear your heart may break.

“How do you live with it?” His eyes search yours for answers, and you wish you could tell him something that could help right now. Unfortunately, all experience you have with this calls for an agonizing amount of time to pass before even a hint of relief begins to seep in. There’s so much to do before forgiveness can come; not from others, but from yourself. It does come, though.

An idea sparks to life then, as you recall everything you’d done to make amends for the lives you had damaged, Forgiveness, understanding, healing. You knew these feelings and, luckily, that was all you needed.

Your other hand raises slowly, a soft blue light wrapping around the edges of each finger as it hugs around your skin. You hold your hand out to Loki, knowing that he needs to be the one to initiate this. You can offer yourself, but he has to choose to accept.

His large hand comes up, nearly meeting yours before he stops mere centimeters away. He can feel a slight wave of the emotions that you hold in your hand, but that same fear of being unworthy holds him back. Does he even deserve this kindness that you show him? You know he deserves that and so much more, but the doubt still makes him struggle.

The back and forth pull is not lost on you. Your thumb strokes the sharp curve of his cheekbone, finding your own comfort in providing it to him. His eyes close at the motion, and when he opens them again, the fear is gone.

Loki slips his hand into yours, finding the empty spaces between your fingers to be a perfect fit for him. He clings to you like a lifeline, and you very well may be one to him. You know he is for you.

Your light engulfs him, flowing up his arm and straight into his chest, his mind, his heart. Anywhere he needs it, your light will find him and help him feel okay. Every memory you had, every emotion, and every tear was placed into that light. Relief. Forgiveness. For Loki, it was hope.

“You do whatever you can to make up for it. You can’t fix everything, but sometimes just trying is enough.” Loki takes in your words and continues to let your energy hug him like a warm blanket. Trying. He could do that.

When he’s ready, he lets your magic go. Immediately, some of the doubt returns, but it’s nothing he can’t handle. Not when you’re here.

“Thank you.” The air around you seems to spark to life and you find your energy starts to pull toward Loki. It was odd; unlike anything you’d felt before.

Of course, there were certain people that naturally caused your powers to want to be near them. Their energies were calming enough or provided with just the right amount of curiosity that stoked the childlike wonder in yourself. You always knew exactly why you were being drawn to them. This time, with Loki, it was different. You couldn’t pinpoint the exact emotion of yearning that drew you to him. All you knew was that you felt connected.

Deciding that this moment held enough excitement for the two of you, you left it alone. Maybe you could ask about it some other time when things were a bit calmer. Right now, you just wanted Loki to relax. There were many things about your abilities that you were still yet to explore. This was probably nothing.

Loki’s hand guided you out of your thoughts and back to him. He brought you closer and smiled. “Sit with me?”

You immediately reciprocated his smile. Loki may think that his well crafted charm is the most endearing thing about him. You know that’s not true. By far the most compelling and radiant thing about Loki was the unfiltered appreciation he had for the smallest things in life. Sitting beneath a blue sky sounded like heaven when he offered it up with such a gorgeous smile.

“Of course.” You let go of his hand to lift yourself onto the cushioned bench he was sitting on. It’s long enough to provide you with enough room to place distance between yourself and Loki, but you don’t. When you’re settled, Loki finds your hand once more. He squeezes it gently and lifts the book with his other.

“Would you like me to read to you?” He raises the book a little higher so you can see the cover, but quite honestly you don’t care what he’s reading. You just like to hear his voice. You nod happily. “Yes, please.”

Loki offers you one more genuine grin and sets to work, reading the words on the page like a poet sharing their most prized work. You can feel him, deafening the world around you until you’re lulled back into a calm that only his noise can guide you to.

As he reads, your connected hands glow with an energy that neither of you intentionally brings forth; it just happens. Even without trying, some things just do.

a/n: I realized that I was making little references to moments/memories in the main story that I really wanted to write, so thats what these mini pieces will be! on that note, the second chapter should be up by saturday at the latest. i had some computer problems which sucks lol, but its getting done! after that, i'll be trying to get the new chapters up before the premiere of the next loki episode. have a lovely day yall!

[ace-of-gay]

Loki x gn!reader Halloween kinda

Unedited

Warnings, one jokingly kinky response from loki to a threat from stark. And typos probably

The Midgard celebration of Halloween is something loki doesn’t quite understand

Loki: blimey, dear mortal why are children dressed as demons?

Y/n: Its Halloween loki youre fine they are dressed to go trick or treating

Loki: ah a day of mischief i see

Y/n: loki- no

Loki: loki- yes

Stark: reindeer games dont make me get the cuffs

Loki: ooooh you kinky bastard

Stark: * gags* no- no- absolutely not. Hes your problem

Y/n: lets just go watch movies

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Loki: my mortal?

Y/n: yes love?

Loki: what is trick or treating?

You pause the movie

Y/n: its traditionally a celtic pagan holiday called Samhain, a celebration of the darker months and harvest.

Loki: my favorite season!

Y/n: would you like to go for a walk?

He nods and stands up grabbing one of your hoodies

Loki: May i wear yours my love?

Y/n: yes of course, i get them big so theyll fit your long arms anyways

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Walking through the city lokis hand into yours, seeing lokis excitement and curiosity spurr through his eyes as he pulls you from shop to shop looking at all the "so called spooky decorations.

You lead him along taking him to the cafe getting two medium hot chocolates and a muffin to share, after your treats have been acquired you take him to the park, sitting backs against a tree. Children running around screaming and laughing, some dressed up and others bundled. Handing him half of the muffin and eating the other half yourself. Once finished with yohr snacks you lean against lokis sholder watching the sky go from blue into yellow and slowly encapsulating the sky in a orange-pink-ish-purple mix.

Loki: We should head back little mortal

You nod in agreement, feeling a chill in yourside as he stands up looking back down at you with a loving grin spread across his face

Loki: come my sweet love for if we leave now we can get back to the tower while we still have light.

He helps you up and you start your trek back to the tower.

Once back you skip all the talk and go straight to laying down in lokis room curling yourself up against the snake stuffy he has and close your eyes, he joins you just a few minutes later in nothing but a pair of black waffle knit thermal pants. Laying down and pulling you to his chest placing scattered kisses upon your face than a last kiss to your lips.

Loki: quite a mischievous day, i like it.

Y/n: i do aswell but go to sleep

Loki: indeed i shall. Goodnight lovely.

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Im sorry its not the same quality as my other two, im sick but i hope you enjoyed it, i have another fic im working on (i cant stare at screens very long without throwing up) so im taking my time.

[hela-avenger]

it’s not you, it’s me- part 2

Author: hela-avenger

Word Count: 1041

Summary: Natasha won’t quit trying to set you up so you decide to play fire with fire. Hence making a deal with an insufferable prince who interestingly enough is willing to fake being in love with you for the rest of the night. Of course when dealing with the God of Lies things are never as they seem. Fake-Dating AU. p&w AU.

A/N: If you haven’t read poison & wine it is ok to read this but there will be some references to it and p&w is completed. As for my p&w loyal readers, ENJOY!

P.S. I’m tagging the p&w people so if you’ll like to be taken off pls do let me know!

Tags are open!

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You tear yourself away from his hold causing Loki to chuckle at your immediate retreat. You stumble as you try to put some space between you two. It didn’t make sense how Loki came to find that truth when many others, others who have known you longer, have yet to figure it out. 

“What are you talking about?” 

“Oh, a good liar buys time,” Loki responds. “A great liar would have already been ready with a response.” 

Loki leans his back against the balcony with a smirk. 

“So?” he asks. “Will you answer my question or do you need more time to come up with a lie?” 

“You’re an ass,” you mutter under your breath. 

“Now that’s not a nice thing to say to your date,” Loki mockingly reprimands. “What would Natasha say about that foul mouth of yours?” 

“You know what?” you stammer out in annoyance. “I’ve changed my mind. I’ll rather go through mindless conversations with Natasha’s bachelors than to spend another second here with you.” 

You don’t make it too far as Loki grabs a hold of your arm. 

“Retreating so easily?” Loki asks. “Now I didn’t peg you as a quitter.” 

“We’ve just met,” you snap at him. “Stop presuming so much about me.” 

“Then I must ask you to do the same with me.” 

Your anger disappears when you hear this from him. You should know better than to judge a book by its cover and yet you had. 

You blatantly used his status without thinking of the connotation it held. 

“I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable before,” you whisper as you turn around to face him. “It wasn’t my intention and I presumed you would be game to help me.” 

“Oh, believe me, I am,” Loki chuckles. “But I detest my tormentous past being brought up so casually.” 

“I was being honest when I said that I wasn’t using you to scare potential suitors away and I had no intention for Jeff to bring up your past,” you confess to him. “Thor told me you have a way with words and well… he called you Silvertongue so it just further proved you would be the best person I could ask to help me right now.”

Loki continues to stare and you can’t help but compare his mannerisms to a curious raven.

“You’re not lying,” Loki states. “You haven’t since we met but that doesn’t mean I trust you.” 

“I mean, you shouldn’t,” you shrug. “I’m a complete stranger to you.” 

“As I am to you,” Loki remarks with a small tilt on his lips. “Are you saying you don’t trust me?” 

“I mean,” you answer with a laugh. “Who in their sane mind would agree to fake dating a stranger for the rest of the night?”   

Loki chuckles and shakes his head. 

“If this is to work, I need you to be completely honest with me,” Loki states. “I may be the God of Lies but I detest being lied to.” 

“Ok…” 

“So, going back to my previous question,” Loki trails off. “How long have you been lying to your friends about your true lineage?” 

You take a deep breath trying to ease yourself from the alarm running through your whole body. 

You still didn’t know how he came to find this out about you, but it didn’t matter at the moment. Loki had asked you a question and you had to offer a response. 

An honest response. 

“Apart from two, since I’ve first made their acquaintance,” you answer. “And technically I’m half-lying to them seeing as I’m half-human.” 

“What are you?” 

“A demigod. Half-human, half-God.” 

“Of Asgardian descent I presume?” 

“Yes,” you nod. “Found that out about a couple of years ago when your brother first came to Earth.”

“How old are you?” 

Foregoing making a joke about how rude it is to ask for a woman’s age, you answer his question.

“By Earth physical standards 24, but 198 in reality.” 

“Your parents?” 

“My mother died when I was 19, while my father is unknown,” you sigh feeling your chest tightening. “Are we done with this interrogation?”

Loki remains silent as he contemplates your question. He doesn’t stare at you this time which is a welcome reprieve, but it sealed him away from you. You didn’t know what he could be thinking or what mood he may have shifted to. 

“That will do for now,” Loki mutters. “We should head inside soon…” 

“Wait,” you interrupt him before he can even take a step towards the doors. “I just have one question for you.” 

“Which is?” he asks impatiently. 

“How did you know?” you ask. “How did you know I wasn’t human?” 

Loki responds by offering his hand for you to take. You look at it hesitantly forcing Loki to explain his intentions.

“I can show you.” 

With that being said, you take his hand. 

It surprisingly feels soft and warm and soon you realize why. There was some kind of energy running through him that seemed to reach for yours. 

“That,” Loki states. “That is how I knew.” 

“What is that?” you ask him as you pull your hand away. The connection is cut, but you can still feel the warmth tingling in your hand. “What did you do?” 

“It’s called seidr,” Loki answers. “Some Asgardians are blessed with the gift of magic so when we first touched, I felt that connection. That is how I knew that you weren’t completely human.” 

“But your brother…” 

“Thor can barely tell the difference between his precious Mjolnir and an actual hammer,” Loki snorts. “Besides, he’s not acutely aware of his surroundings like I am.” 

“Sounds like you’re paranoid.” 

“It’s because I am,” Loki states. “Villain, remember? I have many enemies who wish to see me fail. Many of them are at this party.”

You roll your eyes knowing he was referring to your friends. 

“Am I one of them?” you can’t help but ask. “An enemy?” 

Loki takes his time to respond. 

“Yet to be determined,” he answers before offering his arm for you to take. “Shall we begin our night now?”

Having been outside long enough, you take a deep breath and loop your arm around his allowing Loki to escort you back inside.

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[corlds-world]

MCC 19 Predictions? MCC 19 Predictions!

saturday is the day! let's see who we think might come out on top! Keep in mind that I'm probably wrong so I made a pyramid so I might be more right.

Edit: removed ace race L

Top 2: Red, Teal

Middle 3: Cerulean, Emerald, Ginger

Bottom 5: Purple, Mint, Pink, Yellow, Sapphire

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Four Biggest Competitors For the Crown

Red Reindeers: Punz, George, Krinios, Eret

Best Games: Battle Box, Parkour Tag (Krinios/Eret stats skewed), Survival Games

Worst Games: Grid Runners, Sands of Time, Hole in the Wall

Position: 1st (i believe in this team they're pretty well-rounded)

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Teal Turkeys: Sapnap, Tommy, Philza, Sneeg

Best Games: Sky Battle, Hole in the Wall, Battle Box

Worst Games: Build Mart, Grid Runners, Sands of Time

Position: 2nd (super-buffed team. kinda like mcc18 mustard.)

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Emerald Elves: Dream, Ranboo, Tubbo, Slimecicle

Best Games: Battle Box, Sky Battle, TGTTOS

Worst Games: Build Mart, Sands of Time, Survival Games

Position: 3rd (Ranboo/Tubbo 3rd place curse?)

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Ginger Breadmen: Pete, Gem, Grian, Solidarity

Best Games: Build Mart, Grid Runners, Sands of Time

Worst Games: Parkour Tag, TGTTOS, Battle Box

Position: 4th (if build mart and sands of time are the last two games definitely switch with teal)

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Other Teams that I Genuinely Stand a Chance With the Right Game Order

Cerulean Candy Canes: fruitberries, awesamdude, Gumi, Ryguyrocky

Best Games: Survival Games, Hole in the Wall, TGTTOS

Worst Games: Battle Box, Parkour Tag, Sands of Time (this wouldn't have happened if H were here)

Position: 5th (never underestimate fruity b. also i think sam might do a lot better than he did last time around)

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Purple Penguins: TapL, Seapeekay, Wisp, Nihachu

Best Games: Battle Box, Parkour Tag, Survival Games

Worst Games: Build Mart, Hole in the Wall, Grid Runners

Position: 6th (i'm totally biased. i want them to win. this was so hard to put them so low)

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Yellow Yaks: Quig, Captain, Kara, Michael

Best Games: Battle Box, Build Mart, TGTTOS

Worst Games: Survival Games, Grid Runners, Sands of Time

Position: 7th (i dont think Quig is the person to get the Captain to win but they could very easily be in top 5. i'm very much underestimating this team)

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Pink Parrots: Jack Manifold, Wilbur, Scott, Shubble

Best Games: Build Mart, Grid Runners, TGTTOS

Worst Games: Sky Battle, Battle Box, Hole in the Wall

Position: 8th (i love this team for the vibes but they're probably not going to take the crown)

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Mint Mistletoes: Martyn, Joel, Ren, False

Best Games: Build mart, Sands of Time, Grid Runners

Worst Games: Sky Battle, Parkour Tag, Hole in the Wall

Position: 9th (i love this team cuz martyn and joel are two of the funniest people but they're not gonna win but that is okay with me cuz its time for martyn inthelittlewood and joel smallishbeans to carry the renfalse duo)

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Other Teams that Won't Win But Are Super Loveable

Sapphire Santas <3

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Loki Helps a Boy

So this is the second installment to Loki Finds a Boy which so many people have been asking for. So I hope you like it!

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It had been a two weeks since Peter had been found by Loki and the boy found he wasn't as scary as people made him out to be. He was curious and overly mischevious. But he had made sure not to be seen by the giant as he traversed the overly large tower. He had a few near sightings on his journeys to acquire the things his uncle needed for his sick aunt.

But it seemed like it wasn't enough, because May kept sicker. He sat by her bedside leg bouncing as he stared at her ashen face. Her breathing was heavy and raspy and when she coughed it sounded like sandpaper was trying to escape her lungs. Grabbing the towel from her forehead, Peter wet it again and placed it on her face half expecting it to sizzle with how hot to the touch she was.

Peter couldn't sit here any more and do nothing! He had to get help. Whatever help he could get. Running from the room he slammed into his Uncle Ben who looked shocked to see him. "What's wrong, Peter? Is May all right?"

"She-she's all right...but she just keeps getting sicker...I need to find help." He ran around Ben and ran to grab his bag and shoes, ignoring the wide eyed Ben.

"Peter if you're doing what I think you're doing it's not a good idea! If the humans spot you, they'll squish you flat! I won't let that happen to you!" The man reached for the boy' shoulder, but he just dodged him.

"I've already met one of them, Ben! He was nice and let me go...I think he'll do that again." Or at least Peter hoped that he would be coming back for May's sake. It was with that hope he ignored Ben's pleas and ran from the tiny home in the walls.

Using the beams and concrete ledges, Peter managed to make it to where he climbed down what seemed like so long ago now. Wiping his nose the boy dropped his rope and watched it land on the same shelf he thought he would lose his life on, but had made a friend instead.

Wedging his hook into the vent, Peter began to climb down, grunting a little bit from how tired he was from staying up as long as he could while Ben was running onto the garden floor to gather the herbs that weren't working on May.

"Well, well. You finally show again, little one." Loki's voice snapped Peter from his thoughts as he turned his head to see the black haired man staring at him from a chair with amusement. "I thought you had forgotten about me. You cut me to the quick." Loki placed a hand over his heart and smirked, but it died when Peter didn't laugh. Instead he stared at the man with watery eyes, his lower lip trembling. The giant rose quickly and made his way over to the boy, concern written on his face. "What is it?"

"My aunt....she....she's really sick and not getting better...I didn't know what to do, so I came here, but now I'm thinking it was a bad decision to come here...." Peter shimmied his way down to the shelf to give his arms a rest as he stared up at Loki's face. "Please...can you help me?"

"What are her symptoms, little one?"

"She's gray, her skin is hot and she's coughing a lot, her breathing is harsh like there's something in her lungs...I dont know what to do! I...I can't lose her...Ben can't lose her either." Looking up at the man, Peter fell to his knees. "Please....I have nowhere else to turn."

Loki smiled kindly and placed his hand up to the shelf, palm up. "Fear not little one. I do by chance know a way to help her, but...there is a catch." He sighed and shook his head. "I don't know if you are desperate enough, but it involves meeting someone else...perhaps multiple Midgardians."

Tp say Peter was shocked was putting it lightly. Would he have to meet the person? Or people? "What...what are Midgardians?"

It took a few seconds before Loki laughed low in his throat. "I forget you live on Midgard, so you would not know of their other name, but they are humans, which I am not. I am Asgardian, the prince of Asgard, brother to Thor."

The boy stared at Loki in shock while taking a step onto the man's palm timidly. He was speaking to a prince?! "I-I-I didn't know Mr. Loki! Should I be calling you 'your highness' or something like that?" Slowly he made his way into the man's hand, still a little nervous around the man's fingers that could literally crush him with so little pressure. So when Loki gave him a look, he tensed afraid he'd hurt the man's feelings.

"You will call me Loki, young Peter. I like you so you do not have to call me as such. As for the others living here...they show me no respect and Stark is the worst with his names..." The god shivered and brought Peter close to his chest as he started walking. "I will bring you to meet doctor Banner, for he is the most familiar with human illnesses. I do not trust the others to care for your aunt." Ever since his first meeting with the doctor's alter ego he had gained a certain respect for the man.

Beginning a brisk pace, they left the room and making sure no one was around before he started for the elevator. He didn't want to stop and explain Peter's existence especially when the boy seemed to be more than worked up about the woman's condition.

"I hope he knows what happened and how to treat May," the tiny boy said. He was gripping onto Loki's fingers like a life line, his limbs shaking as he felt the wind in his hair with each of the man's steps.

"I'm sure he knows. Just explain her symptoms to him as you did to me." Loki sent a reassuring look down to the boy who looked frightened. "Are you all right?" Peter nodded, though his lips were tightly sealed which made the prince smile. "Would it help if I did this?" Bringing the boy closer to his body he secured his hand this way there was no way he would be able to fall.

Feeling the heat behind him made the boy open his eyes and look to see green fabric pressed against him. He turned his eyes upward and saw the bottom of the man's chin and little else. And believe it or not, Peter did feel safer knowing that Loki was protecting him so he slowly let go of the fingers and sat back and was actually able to enjoy the breeze, smiling a bit. 'This feels nice,' he thought as he sighed letting the beating of the giant's heart under and behind him calm him down as well.

Loki tried to pay little attention to the being leaning into his chest as he made his way to the elevator. "You are not allowed past the thirtieth floor," Friday reminded him making the man roll his eyes.

"Yes I know you dimwitted machine. You tell me every time I enter this infernal contraption. Take me to Banner."

"I can't do that, Reindeer Games," the machine replied making Peter giggle. "He is on the fortieth floor."

"Then tell him to come to me you daft waste basket!" With a huff he stormed off the elevator and made his way back to his room. I swear that idiotic mainframe is trying to make me go insane." He then brought his hand up to his face, scowling at Peter who stared at him in shock.. "And what were you laughing at in there, hmm?"

The boy's face went red and he stared down at Loki's palm. "Sorry...I thought the name was funny."

"You would. That was one of the names Stark made up when we were in Germany. He was making fun of my helmet, it had long horns adorning it."

"I'll bet it looked really cool! Not like a reindeer at all!" Peter tried to make up for his laughing wich made Loki narrow his eyes and sigh.

"You are forgiven. This time. For now we must await the arrival of Dr. Banner." Loki walked back into his room to find his brother sitting on his bed staring at the door.

"Brother! Why do you have need of a doctor? Are you sick? Injured?" Thor got up and rushed to Loki's side, completely missing the small boy in his palm and began patting Loki down, much to the smaller's disapproval.

"I am fine, Thor...I do not need the doctor." He took a look at Peter, seeing how scared he was but the small being had agreed to this. "This boy does." Finally Thor brought his gaze down to his brother's hand and his eyes went wide.

"Is that...a borrower?" He was whispering but his voice still boomed. "I have only heard stories of them! How ever did you manage to capture it?" Thor went to poke Peter, but Loki brought his other hand up to block the impending finger.

"I did not capture him. He came to me of his own volition, isn't that right young Peter?" The by who was too scared to say anything just nodded. "See? Now stop scaring him and back away." He glared at Thor until he did that. He swore his brother was the thickest idiot of them all. How did he get the offer of King before Loki?

"I truly am sorry, little one. I did not mean to scare you. I was simply excited to see one of your kind. Please accept my apology." Thor bowed his head and Peter stood there looking dumbfounded as he nodded.

"S-sure..." Was a human apologizing to him!? He knew the people of this tower were weird, but this took the cake!

"Loki, I swear if you called me up here because you turned your brother into a certain type of toy again, I will gladly ask for those chains your brother used on you last time-" Bruce stopped as he stared at the tiny figure in Loki's hands. "Please tell me that's a doll and not an innocent from the streets.." He could not handle the situation if it wasn't a doll.

"He is not a doll, nor have I shrunk him. This is Peter, he is a borrower and in dire need of your help, doctor." Loki swept his hand forward and Peter was frozen in the dark man's gaze as they stared at one another. "Do not be afraid, Peter. He is a doctor and can help your aunt."

At that Bruce snapped out of it and a look of concern came over his face. "What happened? Is someone hurt?" He bent down to look Peter in the face, concern written on his features. "Tell me what happened?"

It took a minute for the boy to unfreeze, but his need to heal his aunt came out and he nodded. "It started last week with a cough, then May was having a hard time breathing now she can't even get out of bed. She's burning up and barely wakes up and every time she breathes or coughs it sounds like she's got something in her chest but nothing comes out."

Bruce's brows went down in worry. "That sounds like pneumonia, which is serious. Peter, can you get her out here?"

At that the boy shook his head. "Uncle Ben would never allow it. He's too scared of humans." But, if it meant May's life, he was sure Ben would approve. "Maybe...maybe you can talk to him through the vents? Tell him how dangerous it is if she's not taken care of...please?" Peter was really hoping his uncle would listen to the humans. May's life depended on it.

"Well...I can try." Bruce was stunned that this being smaller than his hand was sentient enough to feel emotions. He wanted to run so many tests, ask so many questions but right now he had another patient to worry about. "Where should I speak?"

"I'll get him to come to the vents. Mr. Loki? Can you please put me on the shelf? I can climb up from there."

"I can do much better than that, little one." Loki's hand started glowing a dark green and suddenly the boy was lifted in the air, his cries turning into happy laughter as he rose towards the vents.

"Thanks Mr. Loki! I'll be right back!" Peter started running through the walls using the ledges and beams to fling himself forward untl he was slamming his front door open startling his uncle who apparently was getting ready to go out. "Uncle Ben! Come on, I found a doctor! He says she has something called Pneumonia which can kill her! Let him help May please!" He was sweating and panting, his chest rising and falling rapidly.

"P-Peter? Where have you been? Your aunt...she's not eating or drinking." He looked down at the ground sadly. "I think this may be the last for her."

Peter's head started shaking back and forth, tears falling from his eyes. "NO! Uncle Ben, you have to let this doctor take a look at her! Please! He can save her!"

Ben stared at the boy and nodded. "Where is he?"

"He's outside the vents...but...he's human." Peter winced when he said that and Ben's eyes went wide.

"H-humans?" He stuttered. "Peter how could you? You know the rules! Never be seen! Now we'll have to move and with May being so sick she'll never make it.." The man sat heavily on the armchair and stared at the boy. "You've doomed us.."

"No Uncle Ben! They're nice, I promise...please..just let the doctor treat May. I know he can save her, please! We can't...we can't lose her. Please." He whispered the last word and Ben looked up at him and finally nodded. Smiling, Peter raced into May's room and taking a look at her sick form got her to sit up. "Ben! Help me carry her please!"

Ben walked slowly into the room and collected his wife who woke to look up at him with confusion but he smiled down at her. "It'll be okay, May. I promise." He kissed her forehead and leveled a gaze at Peter. "If this doctor turns out to be just a scientist who wants to study us..."

"He's not like that. Now come on..." He started walking out of the house when doctor Banner's voice came through the vents echoing around them.

"Peter? Are you there? I've been trying to call to you for the past five minutes."

"Doctor Banner! We're coming out!" Peter helped carry May up the ledges and through the maze of bars before they reached the vents and he poked his head through. "Mr. Loki? Can you pelase do the green thing? May's too weak to climb down." The dark haired man nodded and in the next instant they were all lifted, Ben crying out and holding May closer to him as they were brought down to the dresser where the man tried to stand proud but his knees were quaking and he was trembling.

"Sir, there's no need to be scared. I'm doctor Banner. I heard your wife was sick. May I see her please?" Bruce kneeled next to the dresser and smiled softly as the man nodded and loosened his grip on May to let him see her face. "It's worse than you said, Peter. She'll need fluids and medication quickly. Mr. Parker I know its hard but please allow me to bring her to the med bay where my equipment is. Please."

Ben stared at the human for a moment before nodding. "Under one condition. I go with her." Bruce nodded and put his hand down next to the dresser and Ben stepped onto the palm, almost losing his balance but he righted himself. "You can lift us now, human."

Peter groaned and shook his head. Trust his uncle to treat the man trying to save his wife's life with an attitude. Suddenly there was pressure on the back of his shirt and he was lifted to look into Loki's eyes. "You, young one, will be staying with me until the deed is done and the doctor has save your aunt." He smiled and placed Peter in his palm. "Come. We can go and meander and look at the sights and hopefully not bump into Tony Stark."

A week had passed and May was up and feeling much better. Peter hadn't seen her since Ben had taken her up to the floor because Loki wasn't allowed up to the medbay but Friday told him multiple times a day how her condition was. So it was with anticipation that he was waiting on Loki's bed while the man paced and kept looking at the door. "Damn it all, where is that looney doctor? He said he would be here within the hour!"

"And this looney keeps his promises." Bruce walked into the room and frowned at Loki. "Peter could have come up and visited with one of the others."

At this Peter shook his head. "I..I don't know the others so I'd rather stay where I know people."

"And that's how we raised you." May's voice came from the doctor's hands and Peter smiled up and jumped trying to see her.

"May! You're okay!"

Loki who had been watching rolled his eyes and picked the boy up. "Go see your family." He brought the boy to Bruce's hands and Peter jumped off. He looked like he wanted to run to May but he knew she was still weak.

"Oh Peter...." The woman smiled and opened her arms to Peter who ran into them with a little sob.

"I'm so glad you're okay..." It felt good to be held by the woman who raised him and he held her as tight as he dared. He looked up at the doctor and with eyes he smiled. "Thank you," he said and buried his head into her shoulder. He was glad he had met Loki and that he had brought doctor Banner to save May. He knew they would always have a special place in their hearts.

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#ginny weasley - 43 posts

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Andromeda and Sirius rocking up to family gatherings in rock band t-shirts and bomber jackets and sirius has a cd player on his shoulder and is making up a rap to some muggle song and andy is breakdancing and theres that wierd gas stuff on the floor and a disco ball they r wearing baseball caps sideways and they suddenly have microphones and im getting way too into this

103 notes • Posted 2021-07-17 13:47:29 GMT

#4

RON HEADCANNONS FOR RONS BIRTHDAY:

He built a library for hermione as a birthday present

He worked as an auror for a few years with harry then decided to help george with the shop

Hermione once gave him a tablespoon that has engraved on it 'rons emotional range'

Hes the laid back uncle

He taught rose and hugo to play quidditch from a very young age

He made a 10 minute long handshake with harry you cant prove they didnt

He loved telling his kids and nieces and nephews about all the mad thing he got up to at hogwarts and did it rather dramatioly

Hes the most loyal, loveable, chicken loving guy you will ever meet

104 notes • Posted 2021-03-01 12:42:19 GMT

#3

WHATEVER YOU DO DONT IMAGINE LITTLE TEDDY FLYING ON A TINY BROOM HARRY GOT HIM FOR CHRISTMAS AND REMUS AND TONKS ARE WATCHING AND LAUGHING AND PRAYING HE WONT FALL AND ANDROMEDA IS SIPPING HER TEA TO HIDE A LAUGH AS GINNY TRIPS OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND HARRY ATTEMPTS TO CATCH HER BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY WORK OUT AND REMUS JUST MANAGES TO SAVE THE CHRISTMAS TREE FROM FALLING AND SIRIUS IS SINGING WHO KNOWS WHAT WHILE WEARING A SANTA HAT AND REINDEER EARS AND FAIRY LIGHTS BECAUSE WHY NOT WITH JAMES WHO IS ATTEMPTING TO GET LILY TO DANCE WITH HIM...JUST DONT

128 notes • Posted 2021-08-12 21:53:12 GMT

#2

The potter household on September 1st:

Harry: OK WE GOTTA LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES

Albus: MUM WHERE DID YOU PUT MY WAND?

LILY: DAAAAD JAMES STOLE MY CHARMS TEXTBOOK

HARRY: JAMES-

James: LILY WHY DID U THROW MY SOCKS OUT THE WINDOW?!

Albus: CAN ANYONE SEE MY WAND

Lily: WHY IS MY BOOK IN THE MICROWAVE

Ginny: ITS BY THE DOOR AL

Teddy: *walks in* hello potters

Everyone: *pauses* hey ted *returns to chaos*

129 notes • Posted 2021-08-31 18:47:46 GMT

#1

Things that definitely happened at harry and ginnys wedding:

Luna made a small flower crown for ginny to wear.

McGonogall cried for the entire ceremony next to an equally emotional hagrid

Harry pretty much exploded into tears and awe when he saw ginny. Ron was laughing behind him.

Ginny gave harry a wink sneaky sneaky half way down the aisle.

Rons speech was a performance with all his brothers about the embarrassing moments of ginnys life. He wouldve done the same for harry but that would also mean embarrassing himself so...

Harrys speech proved that he is indeed a huge simp.

I think it would be funny if ginny and hermione overheard the 'nice skin' convosation. So of course they have to recreate it.

Teddy running around with cake all over his face.

Dennis took all the pictures

Ginnys personal favourite is one where her and harry were looking at her brothers like they were a bunch of wierdos as they each dramaticly posed in some way yes even percy

Harrys personal favourite is one of him and ginny kneeling in front of a table with pictures of his parents, sirius, remus, and fred on it.

Lee was the DJ

Harry convinced McGonogall to dance with him

It took way longer than necessary for harry and ginny to cut a slice of cake.

The night ended with half the guests already gone and george and ginny having a drunk dance of ginny won obviously

339 notes • Posted 2021-10-22 09:23:41 GMT

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