#epelys

[villaim]

texting: azul ashengrotto

genre — fluff/crack

a/n — i hope you guys have watched oswald’s in the 2000s. also sorry for being dead school has been SOSOSOSO HORRIBLE

notes — g/n reader, reader is yuu (ramshackle prefect)

requested by anon! sorry this has been rotting for MONTHS..

oswald — 10:23 pm

are you looking for job opportunities by any chance?

yuu — 10:23 pm

girly poop why is this so sudden..

oswald — 10:23 pm

do you not see what you are living in? i just feel bad for you honestly

(skill issue)

yuu — 10:24 pm

DID IDIA TEACH YOU THAT LMFAOO

yuu — 6:21 am

tell your eels to stop knocking on my door at the asscrack of dawn and asking me to accompany them on something

(DIRECTED TOWARDS JADE)

i’m tired of hiking with him and going to class smelling like shit

oswald — 6:30 am

why is it not my fault they are skedaddling to your dorm, they do not work for me, they are here because they want to. completely on their own will.

yuu — 6:32 am

okay one. SKEDADDLING??? AZUL 😭😭

also youre ass is always saying that line when i complain about your little worms on a string, creativity is where?????????

oswald — 10:32 am

up urass

yuu — 10:34 am

please put a password on your phone so floyd doesn’t touch it 🙁

yuu — 3:47 am

i had a dream about you

oswald — 3:48 am

i’m scared to ask what it was about

yuu — 3:48 am

you became so rich that you were insensitive so you went around like you were abby lee miller, everyone you yelled at was chloe

oswald — 3:48 am

what is dance moms 😒

yuu — 3:48 am

ARE YOU BEING FORREAL RIGHT NOW.

WE ARE ABT TO FIGHT IM PULLING UP

oswald — 3:48 am

i Will call the tweels on you.

yuu — 3:49 am

don’t Start. you know they will beat your ass for this too.

(jade and floyd lowkey want me too)

yuu — 4:02 am

i’m looking back on this we’re you trying to be intimidating 💀 *seen*

taglist —

@spadecentral (i love you eli)

[badasserywomen]

Congrats to caitvi

[holographings]

they got me. they fucking got me. jayvik nation hello

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[reginamillls]

characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

[grape-souffle]

Bros I got SO concerned for her this episode

[nyatasha6]

This is so cute, Marcille I love you

Just

[kawaiialeisha]

Hi tumblr I thought you guys would really like jax period cramps adventure

Jax (period cramps edition) belongs to: @gooseworx

Special thanks to this tumblr user making this banger idea:

[reysasoup]

That line hits different now, huh.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[cheatsykoopa98]

yeah, gummigoo 100% remembers pomni and wasn't allowed to say it, just look at his face

[kingzombear]

Happy holidays, have some Gummiguy! 🐊

And Cuckatha

[plasticwxrms]

I think he might like bees... not totally sure tho

[inktho]

feel like i should be sorry about this one

[cozyhoodies]