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Had a dream my hair stylist boyfriend was bummed I used box hair dye instead of waiting for him to come home from his trip so he could do it himself
I don't even have a boyfriend, why does my brain do this to me?I'm not complaining tho
#i dont have a hair stylist boyfriend#I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND#why does my brain give me these dreams#if only
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i blocked my boyfriend i'm free everyday of every week pls just gimme a chance 🙏
Wow, Ais is so talented… We love a guy who can give people a good pounding 👊🤯💥 in a fight
#i dont have a boyfriend#i cant wait for this game im so excited#2025 is so far away#touchstarvedgame#touchstarved game#indie game dev#indie games#ais#stat chart#radial chart#visual novel#otome#english otome#dating sim#touchstarved ais
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im sorry, we turned your boyfriend into a mole. yeah and all of tumblr‘s interested in him now. sorry
edit 9/12/23 11.22 CET
and so it begins…
fic1, fic2 @pathsofoak ao3 tag. Mole Poem @thaliaisalesbian . fic by @tourmelion .
update:
ao3 link. please vote for mole scene in most underrated goncharov scene poll
#come on everyone we can make this a thing#send me any fic you write for mole interest and i‘ll add it to the post#mole interest#tumblr boyfriend#ao3#mine#goncharov#unreality#< goncharov is not a real movie tumblr made it up#i dont think it’s gonna happen but on the off chance it will: nyt if you link to my blog again without asking me#i WILL have to write omegaverse molefic to spite you again. and it’ll all be YOUR fault#updated the ao3 screenshots bc me and my friend decided to include the mole interest op in the fandom tag#same as was done for goncharov y'know
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He wonders what age he’s finally reached. The Time War used years as ammunition; at the Battle of Rodan’s Wedding alone, he’d aged to five million and then regressed to a mewling babe, merely from shrapnel. Now, the ache in his bones feels… one thousand years old? Well. Call it nine hundred. Sounds better.
In the same way RTD's 'Doctor Who and the Time War,' where the above quote is from, is a page from a novel that doesn't exist, this is a splash page from a comic that doesn't exist. Time War PTSD, much like the war itself, is multidimensional.
Now available as a print by popular demand!
#YEHAWWW this is one of my favorite pieces i went thru so many iterations before even starting this lol. i have a vision#also references to earth being replicated and used as a weapon in the war bc i like that part#you guys better clap like im your lame boyfriend i rlly love this one#doctor who#dw#9th doctor#ninth doctor#dw fanart#doctor who fanart#dr who#time war#doctor who comics#my art#dr nyarlathotep#my comics#i dont actually think ive been putting anything in that tag oops.#christopher eccleston
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He’s just shy :v 💚💛
#zosanweek2024#zosan#a combination of day 4 and day 5 for zosan week because I joined late and I dont have time to draw the 7 days#zoro#sanji#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#one piece#strawhat pirates#the boyfriends#gay#zoro took him by surprise#fanart#one piece fanart#zosan fanart
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I also drew gay people 😇
#They're so damn gay#i love them sm#idk why I dont draw them more often grr#gay gay gay homosexual gay#pico x bf my beloved#everytime I think of them I have a brain disfunction#theyre in love your honor#Pico gayass cant kill BF onf FNF HHAHAHAHSHSHD#fnf#friday night funkin#friday night funkin fanart#fnf fanart#fnf bf#fnf boyfriend#fnf pico#pico x bf#pico x boyfriend#friday night funkin boyfriend#friday night funkin pico#epicexplosion#KurokkePostingLol
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of course it’s sasuke
#sasunaru#narusasu#naruto#sasuke#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#round fox baby#naruto’s boyfriend#I MEAN#WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE LOL??????#what kinda blog do u think i am#hahahaha eehehehee#wow this took days bc i was#super busy and tired from work and#my sleep schedules fucked so i dont have enrrgy at all#my art#i reiterate#yes im aware roles CAN be reversed#but i do not care#i draw this solely because i want to see#feral naruto in san clothes#i want him in the fur#i want him with the wolves ok#im perfectly aware but i chose this bc im the artist and#i draw what i want to see#p sure theres literally dozens of other#redraws that have ur own vision fit the art#but this is MY own version and i do whatever i want#go to narusasu version please and ignore this one then
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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#good question
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragonageedit#datvedit#gamingedit#vgedit#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rook dragon age#viago de riva#uservorgoth#userstar#usertogepies#usermoxie#userjule#.gfx#c: lleyth de riva#🖤: a murder of crows#datv spoilers#lleyth walking into the room and seeing viago: ok well ONE of us has to change. it's not gonna be me#absolute funniest way they could have done this btw.#like yeah sorry i just mentally checked out for 10 mins i was inside my boyfriends head giving him and his demon couples counseling#dont even worry about it. what were you guys saying? lol#i love them. never change
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Hello darqx, I hope you're doing well!! I recently thought about the female version of Rire/Strade. I would really like to see them performed by you :)
P̵r̸a̸y̷i̵n̷g̵ ̷i̸s̴n̸'̶t̵ ̷g̵o̵i̷n̴g̴ ̶t̷o̶ ̸h̶e̸l̶p̵ ̷B̵u̸t̴ ̴b̴y̷ ̵a̴l̴l̴ ̵m̸e̵a̴n̸s̵ ̸k̸e̷e̷p̶ ̷g̴o̸i̶n̷g̵
#boyfriend to death#art#doodle#lady rire#this is the first time i have drawn a lady strade#i honestly dont think she would look too different (like how lady cain doesn't look too different lol)#i actually forgot how to draw and this doodle and the comic before this is me trying to get back into it#so i can continue thumbnailing my other comic#you'd think thumbs would be easier to do since the quality can be ass but you would be surprised#baiddy25#strire
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So funny imagining Mr and Mr Games, millionaires and sharers of a mortgage, refusing to pay for the other being like no you ordered an entree im not paying for that nevermind post canceled NordVPN's bitch capitalester absolutely would
#jus joking to be clear#also i honestly never understood why splitting the bill was a big deal in relationships#like my friends mom was so offended when friend mentioned splitting the bill with her boyfriend#and its like you know men dont inherently have more money than women right#and like it just makes sense to split if you dont have a shared account#you pay for what you order crazy concept#intellectual monologue#dan and phil#phan
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Hey Karl you think whenever BF or GF just hit Pico with a random hug no matter the circumstance his face just crumbles into the most vulnerable and yearning look and suddenly the hug lasts for 20 minutes because they don't have the heart to pull away when Pico lays his arms around their backs in the most gentle way possible
(id in alt - do not repost, please ask before using as icon/ banner etc.)
yeag..
Close-ups of my personal favorite shots LOL. I also really like how Boyf came out here but he's already Huge in the piece so he doesn't need a close-up.
Do you ever think BF and GF get super emotional when he's soft with them? This guy, known for his fuckin' Bite with an attitude developed partially for self-defense, melting at their touch and allowing them to see his more gentle side? Something that nobody else will ever get to see?
The demon and the rapper are nice by default. Boyf can be a bit of a menace and Girlf is not afraid to show her demonic side when necessary, but they're kind to others as a default, maybe even to a fault. Not that Pico doesn't ever show kindness to others, but he's usually prickly and standoffish; his kindness could come off in ways that read almost as passive aggression. And yet, around the two idiots (used affectionately lol) he's like putty in their hands.
Anyways idk what I'm on abt really I just think if you gave him the choice he would literally melt into their embraces. Safe, and protected in their arms; for once, he isn't the one who has to do the protecting. I think the worst part of a hug to him would be having to let go.
#artings#ochre is going to come back and immediately be obliterated by this SORRY.#fnf#friday night funkin#pico#pico newgrounds#girlfriend fnf#friday night funkin girlfriend#boyfriend fnf#friday night funkin boyfriend#rgb trio#pico x girlfriend#picogf#boyfriend x girlfriend x pico#polyship#eyestrain#digital art#comic#be niceys to me i think this is the first finished comic like this ive done. LOL#colors were my enemy here but i like how it turned out in the end i think#if this is received well i might try and do more!! euhhhh no promises tho bc this took me so many fucking hours to get done#so i am not doing another quite yet#decided to focus on picogf for this bc i dont give them nearly enough love i dont think#at least not as much love as i have given picobf so i am going to try and correct that :3c#i just. barely ran out of characters for the alt text on the main image im sorry i am so bad at being brief#<- in a weird mood rn (i need a break from this Badly) but i might come back and edit it later to be more brief
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Here me out for mer stuff
Maybe human is shipwrecked and a mer (perhaps one that keeps treasures like an octopus) saving you and keeping you in a little underground cave with an airbubble until you get better but you both start getting closer... maybe they become obsessed with you
You're stuck in the cold and a seal person or penguin person offers their body heat to you since it's very insulating... and theres otherways for them to make you even warmer
Getting passed around a pod of dolphins and otters cause they're very sexual and otters hold onto you as you rest between round since they hold hands with partners
Electric eels/lungfish giving you little shocks as it coils around you.
A deep sea angler lady with a hynotizing glow that wants you to be a part of her with all the other men she's absorbed.
A jellyfish who's tentacles secrete aphrodisiacs instead
Urchins with a super soft underbelly!!
A clam trapping you in their shell or an anemone keeping you within it
Betta fish wrapping you in their fins
Also imagine perhaps a parasite or amoeba from the water entering and forming a symbiosis with you... you have a bf in your head that speaks with you and though he can't touch you he can make you feel things by messing with your brain and bodily functions
Tha k u for entertaining me
ANON YOU'RE A MIND READER! I WAS JUST THINKING OF DOING A MARINE HYBRID POST!
It was gonna be like an addition to the bird hybrid post but I was having major writers block and I couldn't think of fuckall.
BUT YOU! UR SO BIG BRAINED OMG.
My faves were the:
• Octopus hoarding reader like treasure 🥺
• The electric eel shocks! Yesss
• I fucking hate dolphins cus they scare me but Otters on the other hand are soooo cute. Passing you around and just snuggling you into their soft fur when u need a quick nap. Have you seen the videos of otters massaging each other? Yes exactly like that.
• ooooh I just know the angler fish and the jellyfish hybrids would be so scary and intimidating in such a sexy way, uknow? Like "Oooo am I gonna eat you or fuck you? Oooo let's find out"
• The amoeba boyfriend is very interesting 🤔 especially since u can't really break up lmao. How would u even have disagreements? Because he's basically you? I definitely want to revisit this idea.
#anon if you dont already have a writing blog u should make one. so serious.#thank you for your contribution#i think ill still make more hybrid posts like the bird one i just need to think of....good ideas lol#specsanswers#monster x human#monster x reader#monster lover#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#monsterfucker
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BTD2 REN & HIS FAVORITISM!!! 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔
( this is a redraw of the first art I ever posted on here! 😭😭 Old ver is under the cut haha ^^; )
I truly do not know what this style was but lol .... lord Lawrence really does look deadly scared in this doesn't he LMAO...he's shaking and everything....😭 SORRY LAD!
#i have always loved that abt ren in btd2...how ren just picks mc soooo hard over Lawrence immediately...its so mean!...😭#not just that ren instantly SHAFTS Lawrence for mc either. he gets mc to KILL him too ebhjfb LIKE ITS SO MEAN SPIRITED FOR NO REASON-#-i dont know why but its just so funny to me...like this has gotta be the worst week of that mans life.#boyfriend to death#btd#ren hana#btd2#lawrence oleander#boyfriend to death 2#girth.art
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LOOK!!!!!! BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
#pavitr prabhakar#hobie brown#spider man india#spiderman into the spiderverse#spider punk#pavitr x hobie#i litrally do not care what you think#they're boyfriends#autism x ADHD#so special to me#man i have artblock dont talk to me#art#chaipunk#spiderman across the spiderverse
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I miss geode sm I actually think this ship is cute <3
#if you don't like geode please dont take that out on me IM JUST HAVING FUN#cole is shown to have gone back to the land of the lost things in the season 2 trailer and can i just say HE CAME BACK FOR HIS BOYFRIEND!!#geode ninjago#lostshipping#cole x geo#geo dragons rising#cole dragons rising#geo ninjago#dragons rising ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago#ninjago fandom#ninjago art#ninjago fanart#cole ninjago#artwork#drawing#my art#fanart
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