#i dont even know how i managed to decapitate them i was just panicking and kept slamming the pitcher on their heads
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I envy the people who can take a bath in peace cuz my bathroom is out to get me I swear to GOD I CAN'T EVER LET MY GUARD DOWN IN IT.
I know for a FACT there's a big ass spider living in its ceiling and I always have to check the walls and corners in case it decided to go down before I can completely enter it.
There was that one time where a LONG ASS CENTIPEDE CAME OUT OF THE DRAINAGE BRO. IT WAS SPARKLING IT WAS SO SHINY. I was boutta bolt out but I was filled with soap and I was boutta cry cuz I was alone then and can't ask anyone for help.
So I opened the drainage, kept pouring water on the centipede to get it back in there, and there's like a pitcher in the bathroom that I used to block the top of the holes of it, filled the pitcher with water so it stays there.
Problem? Water collecting on the bathroom floor so I gotta lift up the pitcher... AND THAT MF CENTIPEDE HADN'T LEFT AND WAS STILL TRYING TO GET BACK OUT. I panicked so bad I slammed and slid the pitcher on it and accidentally decapitated the thing.
So anyway a similar incident happened today but it was a tiny centipede this time that I accidentally decapitated.
#aria rants#i hate my bathroom bro theres horrors in there#why must the creepy crawlies love going there#how did those centipedes even manage to travel inside those pipes ITS FILLED WITH DIRTY WATER#do they not drown? are they immune? can they breathe underwater? can they only die when you decapitate them?#i dont even know how i managed to decapitate them i was just panicking and kept slamming the pitcher on their heads#so happy for that pitcher to exist in the bathroom its like my only weapon against them#i dont have a weapon against the spider tho im gonna die if that thing goes down while im taking a bath again#missing the days when i can take a bath in peace bro i always gotta be on guard otherwise im gonna get attacked istg
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(oc anon) hmm idk maybe name, age, orientation/gender and a bit of backstory :?
MMKAY!!
tw: abuse, experimentation, implied sexual abuse, murder, death, stalking, ableism, transphobia
Mari Sidana
Age: 22
Gender: NB girl
Orientation: Bi (Though Im thinking of changing it to lesbian tbh)
Backstory:
Well! Her and her mother came over to England from India in 2005 when she was 11, escaping an abusive relative (Uncle). After living with a long distance friend for a while, they had gotten enough money to find a small flat, where they settled down in for a while. Mari enrolled in a school and her mother found a job, so things seemed okay for them for a while.
After 5 years, when Mari turned 16, she was coming home from school one day when she was attacked. Her things were stolen and she was badly hurt, but the attacker failed to kill her. Once the attacker left, she managed to crawl to the public path and begged somebody to help her. A stranger called the hospital, but she was bleeding out fast. They stayed with her, until she was only minutes from death. Then they asked a question. “Do you want to live?” She nodded. Then they asked another question. “Even if it comes at the cost of your humanity?” She didnt quite understood what they meant, but she nodded anyway. They then turned her into a fairy.
She is still trying to understand what happened, and has only found a few changes to herself such as flight, super strength and shapeshifting abilities.
Nathan Jones
Age: About 60. They dont look it though
Gender: Transboy
Orientation: Ace, pan
Backstory:
He was born in America, 1950′s. Due to him acting “abnormal” (he’s autistic), his parents quickly put him in an orphanage, where he stayed until he aged out of the system. The ordeal shook him up a lot, and he became obsessed with everything to do with medicine.
After attempting to transition himself because all doctors turned it down or thought he was schizophrenic because of transphobia, causing him to run, he started to attempt more body modifications on himself and injected himself with whatever he could steal from the hospitals to try and work out what did what to him. Soon, he started to mutate.
He now had multiple limbs that only came out when he wanted them to (although they caused excruciating pain), and his fluids became poisonous. His diet also changed, as normal food didnt fill him up anymore, so he became a cannibal.
He’s currently hiding in a small house and only comes out when he’s hungry, using charisma to bring people back to his home where he kills them. He doesnt like to kill much, so he tries to do it as little as possible until it physically hurts.
He has stopped aging at age 27.
Alexandria Garret
Age: 141 (again, doesnt look it. Looks around 24)
Gender: Cis girl
Orientation: Pan
Backstory:
Her uncle owned a research facility where he captured demons, which was kept extremely secret. She would occasionally visit and learn about the demon they currently held captive who they named Skyler Garret, although she was never allowed to talk to her, and doubted Sky even knew of her existence. This is because she belonged to a family of witches and wizards, and they wanted to learn how to get a demons power, although they had tried a few times, it always ended in its death.
Once she reached 19, she was going to visit, but the door has been knocked off the hinges, causing her to panic. She ran inside and all around her were the corpses of the workers. Alex ran to Sky’s cell, where the entire thing had been destroyed, and her uncle was dead in the corner, decapitated.
Sky was nowhere to be seen.
Quickly, Alex ran back to carriage and told it to go as fast it could home. She told her parents what happened, who quickly started training her to be stronger.
Eventually, they thought Sky was gone for good, so Alex was married to a Baron (who she didnt really love, but didnt hate him so she could live with it), and things were okay for a while. Until word got to her that her parents were killed under mysterious circumstances. She panicked, and shouted at her husband that they needed to leave immediately. He didn’t quite understand, but had never seen Alex this scared so he agreed and they quickly packed their things and fled across the country.
Things calmed down again soon, but Alex was still anxious. One day, she went out with her friends, and things seemed okay. Then her servant told her that her husband had been murdered, again, under mysterious circumstances. She fled again.
Everytime there is a mysterious death near her, she flees. So far, she’s managed for over 100 years, but Sky is getting closer.
Witches and wizards are immortal unless murdered.
Skyler Garret
Age: ?? Physically looks 19
Gender: Fluid
Orientation: Bi
Backstory:
As a demon, her first years are a blur. She cant quite remember, and she doesnt really care to. She was nameless and didnt have an identity. Preferring to keep things simple, she wouldnt ask questions and only made agreements with people who’s deals were easy to complete, and if she didnt think so she would kill them instantly.
While in the woods, a group of men came across her and she got ready to attack. Then one, a white haired man, said he was interested in making a deal with her. She asked what it was. He said “I wish to know more about demons. You are free to kill me once our knowledge is satisfied”. While she was confused about why he wished to know this (her usual ones where “Kill ____”) she agreed, mainly due to curiosity. She was then named Skyler Garret.
She went back with them to a hidden building, where she was trapped inside a room. From then on, she went through being cut open daily, injected, having body parts removed and… other stuff
After years of this and asking if he was happy with what he had learned yet, and repeatedly being told no, she snapped. When they came to collect her for testing one day, she waited until the door was opened, where she then killed them by ripping them apart. The went through the entire facility, killing everybody in sight. She left the man until last, where she dragged him to her room. He begged and ordered her to leave him be, but she just shrugged. After decapitating him, she stole some new clothes and ran.
Wanting to completely eradicate his family from the earth in case that happened again, she started hunting down the Garrets one by one. She could have killed his niece Alexandria Garret by now, however, she is leaving her for later, preferring to mess with her and see how much she can push her to the edge.
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