#i dont dislike batman but like. if i have to choose between batman and robin im choosing robin every fucking time
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most disappointing thing ever: the play as robin dlc does a long extended flashback where i play as batman. smh.
#shitpost#i just spent the WHOLE GAME as batman i dont want to be him anymore#anyways if the game let me choose id be robin every time#this is why gotham knights is such a dream game to me. NO BATMAN#i dont dislike batman but like. if i have to choose between batman and robin im choosing robin every fucking time#no matter who robin is. robin is always my favorite#arkham unlike other properties actually earns its lack of robint ho#like movies just undo his existence or make it pre-robin whatever whatever boring snore#arkham at least like. specifically examines its batman as a fucked up lone wolf who just keeps putting robin on side tasks to keep him safe#and hes VERY good at doing that in a maladjusted way. like. it clicks and it works.#he is NOT recovering and he is FUCKED up lol#my fav is still that oracle is like. during the hush quest: are you SURE you didn't kill anyone? you are like... super fucked up right now#like. lmfao this is a batman that is so maladjusted and fucked up in the head#even BEFORE arkham knight and arkham knight just dials that up to 11 lol#also ok side note but i also love tim and barbara discussing how fucked up batman is in the beginning of this dlc...#bro they are trying SO HARD to keep him on rails#they deserve a batman who actually tries and arkham batman just like. does not#he is not getting better. he is constantly getting worse#and it isnt all his fault but. we get to play as him so its easy to like. get into whats happening#but by god we should blame him for his actions#because holy shit does he take some actions. lol#and then ofc arkham's ending just makes it all even worse like#im very sorry tim and barbara. you both deserved a better batman
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i love ur critiques. what are 1 or 2 things per bat character (whether irt their fans, character, or comics) that you dont like?
(or if not every bat then just those u want <33)
thank you for the compliment! i'll do fan criticisms since that's always more fun
bruce
idk if it's an outright dislike but i feel like bruce fans who get up in arms about him killing simply do not take the time to understand his moral code across the span of his narrative.. bruce should never intentionally attempt to murder unless driven to absolute extremes and the few issues in which this idea was explored by mike w. barr the ultimate outcome was meant to demonstrate why bruce should never intentionally attempt to murder (e.g., in son of the demon his murder of qayin effectively amounts to nothing and leaves him bereft of talia's companionship and the start of their family together; in batman: full circle if he went through with the murder of the reaper another child would be left orphaned and that is not a reality bruce wants to facilitate). they are character studies and should be treated as such! however alternatively i do not think bruce has as concrete feelings about unintentional murder. if he's in a chaotic situation and he has to choose between saving a civilian and saving a supervillain, he will choose the civilian, and that's okay! sometimes you have to prioritize! and dick and cass are there to feel guilty for not being able to save everyone lol
dick
i am constantly confused with dick fans' simultaneous frustration over his permanent removal to batman editorial (valid, correct, etc.) and their desire to frame him as the omnipresent big brother figure to everyone in the bat family. like.. are these not contradictory to each other lmao. i've discussed it before but it feels like many of them want to combat the idea that he's a bad big brother even though he was realistically under no obligation to do anything for bruce's other wards/adoptees like mans had already left the house! he did not have a relationship with those kids and he doesn't have to. it doesn't make me think lesser of him at all
every dick fan should be required to read up on wally and garth outside of teen titans comics before even daring to speak on either of them idgaf
jason
i'm gna skip him because i feel like 70% of my account is dedicated to discussing what i don't like about most jason fans
tim
admittedly i have less context to clarify this confusion because my reading stops abruptly in like 2002 but i'm very confused with tim fans' simultaneous positioning of him as this boy scout representation of why batman will always need a robin! and their complete indulgence in his emo boy era. i still haven't read said emo era because again [see above] but i feel like a lonely place of dying can very clearly be read as the start to a tragedy because it's insane for any thirteen year old to think he has to be the one to make sure gotham's vigilante apparatus remains functioning. reading robin (1993) is jarring in the most effective way possible because it's these moments of tim trying to lead a normal, trivial, everyday life juxtaposed against moments where he's in an outright terror zone or seconds away from beating a man to death or throwing a temper tantrum because bruce didn't respect his privacy even though it was in the interest of reassuring stephanie that tim was okay. tim unfortunately comes from a place of privilege and is not in any sense emotionally equipped to deal with what he gets into and i don't know how people think that starts with jack's death in identity crisis and not years prior with the beginning of his stint
to the above end, i truly don't care about the debate over tim's various secret identities and out of all of the bat kids i think he is the one most desperately in need of permanent retirement. let him indulge his stalker tendencies and photography talents per some other means (investigative journalism) before he goes insane
stephanie
i'm sure batgirl (2009) is a cute book or whatever (aside from its characterization of damian..) but i'm never going to read it and the idea that the spoiler identity wasn't sufficient to explore stephanie as a character is just.. eternally stupid to me. like obv most people acknowledge that the decision to make her into robin was one intended to set her up for failure but i also don't know why she ever needed to become batgirl later on. spoiler is not an identity adjacent to the red hood wherein stephanie is using it as a crutch to deter herself from achieving closure with her trauma and the only reason editorial made her ditch it is because they hate anyone not fitting into the robin-batgirl dichotomy
do steph fans like timst*ph? idk. i'm anti romantic timst*ph but i like the idea of them remaining besties provided tim works through his plethora of issues and biases
damian
in the tim vs. damian debate i am squarely on tim's side lol.. if i was a fifteen year old who witnessed my dad, best friend, and girlfriend violently die within the span of like a year and then saw the one thing to which i had clung for the past three years of my life like a psychological lifeline ripped away from me for the sake of a random kid with severe attitude issues i too would develop into the most caustic teenager known to man. obv editorial racism has its part to play in this but i'm annoyed that people constantly opt to dogpile on tim and not the writers because frankly tim's reaction to the circumstances is completely predicated
i'm not interested in dialoguing with damian fans who want to maintain any part of talia's (and by extension bruce's) abusive parenting in canon. i don't care how crucial it is to his character origins and development. that's not my concern and new 52 should have wiped him out of existence or rebooted his character entirely from scratch if they wanted me to care
alfred
does this man even have fans
barbara
i'm never going to understand dickb*bs like not even from a ship war or dick is an asshole perspective i just genuinely don't think barbara would ever have given him the time of day in that regard. he was a kid she knew once who maybe had a crush on her at one point before he moved away to another city and developed his own life there. why should she care about that. as if she doesn't have her own life! i know barbara has not been afforded many options in terms of romance and that dick has been the overarching love interest she's portrayed alongside but idk i don't think we have to make concessions merely because something is canon. canon can suck and we can reject it because it sucks even if it's omnipresent
the brub*bs versus dickb*bs situation is kind of funny to me because like yes the execution of these relationships in the timmverse is obv horrid and gag inducing but also as i recall in the comics barbara originally did have a crush on the batman or she was at least fascinated by him lol.. like i don't support it obv and her crush on him was as much fleeting and childish as was dick's crush on her and i faaaaar prefer bruce and barbara's bestieship. but it's funny to me that people would ship one and condemn the other like pot meet kettle lol
standard disclaimer that i can't do cass and duke bc idk enough about either of them 😔
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