#i dont care who the irs send i am not paying taxes

[hjansetv]

UZI GIVES BIRTH?!

This is satire pls don’t come at me a friend asked me to draw this at 2am

[arrowheadedbitch]

Hot American girl: Did you bring a rubber?

British guy: Why is there gonna be a test?

[eebie]

Welcome guy whatever hell you are!!!!!!!!!

[sun-corpse]

someone tried to tell me i was broke bc i pirated windows.. you're not slick, Bill Gates. I know what you are. Get out of the ATLYSS Discord.

[lacking-hydration]

curtis armstrong could play the shit out of an oswald cobblepot holy shitttttt

[ask-steven-stevenson]

“..Okay. So. Who told you this exactly? If you don’t mind me asking. Usually, they should tell you how much you owe. I mean. I think..- actually. Yeah. They do.”

[he’s bullshitting/guessing bc. Hes never paid taxes HELP]

DAD. DADDADDADDADDADDAD.......

HEL. he just kinda showed up and started yelling and tugging on your sleeve.

DAD. APPARENTLY CRYPTIDS HAVE TAXES AND I HAVENT PAID MINE SOSOSOSO..... THEYRE PUTTING ME IN A CAGE. DAD I DONT WANNA GO IN THE CAGE

//@the-flys-buzz

“I- WU.. WHAT…?? TAXES.? OH. I mean. I can give you money to pay it off. If that helps. I mean, I’ve always paid my taxes in time so. I will be happy to help. But. Also. What do you mean.”

[syscultureis]

Plural culture is being blurry as fuck but knowing I’m fronting and the others are trying to take me away from the front, I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I AM NOT PAYING MY TAXES /ref

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[meimeikyu]

I'm the irsssssss come gimme your moneyyyyyy

i dont care who the irs sends i am NOT paying taxes!!!! or insurance!!!!!!

[poke-irs-real]

I dont care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!

this is actually the first time I’ve gotten this one you��d expect I’d see it sooner

[jalil12gg]

WANT TO LEARN HOW TO COMMIT LET'S GO EVADE TAXES RULE34.

toodles remember to pay your taxes

no!!!!!!!! i am not paying my taxes!!!!!!

[stellawolfearts]

Macaque: I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I AM NOT PAYING TAXES

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS SO FUCKING FUNNY I SAW A VIDEO ON TUMBLR OF MACAQUE SAYING THAT AND THATS WHAT MADE ME THINK OF THE TAXES THING LMAO

[rikkami]

Yurrrp Im losing it.

On top of my relationship issues that are fucking me up real good, work is killing me but doesn't pay well because its physically impossible for me to do fulltime hours without a car. Im late on rent and my saving grace, my tax returns, is having issues with the finnish irs. Mother fuckers arent giving me the one benefit i get from work and Im losing my mind over the paper war with them. While most everyone at my work place got it with 0 issues despite being in the same situation.

Everything is just going to shit, Im probably really fucking depressed over all of this, but also if I now go get help for my depression it'll put all my trans thingies on hold.. Not that I have proper contacts yet I'm self medicating right now and Im waiting for the hospital to respond so I can get the diagnosis, which is like 3-5 more talks with a doctor.

Staying at home also gives me huge fucking anxiety, its a mess, and my roommate (longer time ex partner) while they are a beautiful person and I care for them, aint helping and they just cause me more stress over monetary things and the house being disgusting.

And like I said at the start, about my relationship issues, I still am single, but with my latest ex: whom I consider still my best friend, I am also losing my mind.

Our relationship has changed, but every thing we do has stayed the same despite we talking about how its not going to. We still sleep next to each other, cuddle up for movies and she gives me kisses. She asked me if I ever would move to her hometown. She told me she wants to preferrably get a poly lesbian girlfriend so she doesnt have to give this up (although she will if it comes to that). We see each other 5 days a week and talk on discord the other 2. Everything she gives me is still sending me huge vibes about how she might still love me, but she is vocally clear that she is a lesbian and cant see us being together. But also says things like she doesnt feel like she can move on from us. When she is the one who cut it off. We've even had sex, more intense than what we did when we were dating, despite her saying she has no interest in me and its just a case of trust and still being able to take the pleasure from it why we can do it.

So it still feels like I'm in a relationship with the one who I really really love for the longest time, but she can't give the one thing that matters which would be truly love me back. Im just so fucking lost and should just cut it off and move on but I really dont want to lose her be it the physical/romantic parts, or my best friend.

[the-van-der-linde-gang]

listen pal. i heard you boys aint been paying your DAMN TAXES. you have TWO DAYS ‘for i bring out the big guns…*shows pictures of their deaths that will completely and utterly ruin them*

I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I AM NOT PAYING TAXES /ref

[adriandiloca]

I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I AM NOT PAYING MY TAXES!!!

[dopaminegyro]

got a horny bot in my dms for the first time in a long time and it was so hard not to reply with I dont care who the irs sends in am NOT paying taxes

[mistigri0000]

I dont care who the IRS sends i am not paying taxes