#i don't wany to be here anymore

[chrissy-kaos]

Maybe one day you'll see me for who I am, instead of what I am

[crowleying]

hi !! may i ask about Lighthouse for the wip title game?

Hi!

So it was an idea I had after reading this post and ok this is going to be long.

Anakin accepts a job as the new lighthouse keeper on a island and he goes there to learn from the old keeper (Obi-Wan) who is grumpy since his wife (Satine) died. In the lighthouse there are pics from the old keepers (Qui-Gon, dooku, yoda) and pictures from Obi-Wan’s young days living with satine and being happy with his friends (the fetts) with whom he doesn't have that many contacts now because he got grumpy after satine's death and pushed everyone away. He was also friend with bail and breha (Padmé is their daughter) who are the bakers and Padmé still delivers bread to Obi-Wan (it's how Anakin and Padmé meet). Of course anakin falls in love with her roght away so to meet her again, he drags Obi-Wan to some celebration in town. Everyone is surprised but happy to see Obi-Wan.

One day something breaks at the lighthouse and Obi-wan sends anakin to get one of the fetts (he tells him expressely not to get cody, because they had a relationshipwhen they were young and Obi-Wanis still not over the fact that because he was scared of what people would think so he chose satine instead) even though anakin tells him he could fix it but Obi-Wan is a grumpy old man who doesn't trust youth or anyone actually. Surprise surprise, Cody is "the only one who could come" (and that has nothing to do with the fact that his brothers decided they have to get back together because cody just never got over Obi-Wan). He fixes the thing with Anakin's help and tells Obi-Wan that the boy knows what he is doing. Obi-Wan doesn't like the sound of it because it means they really don't need him anymore

When the trial period is almost up, Mace, who is the mayor, offers Obi-Wan a new place to stay (maybe the fetts fixed an old house or something)

I know it doesn't lead to anything but here we are.

[ladycrocy]

My very first fanfic!!!

AO3

Hey everyone! I have finally pieced togeth a small fanfic of just a scene I recently had in my head of Crocodile and Doflamingo.

Please go a little easy on me for this one as I am just starting out. I hope that you find it at least as entertaining as I did.

Word count: 1446

Warnings: Use of foul language, unsolicited graphic images, Verbal humiliation/abuse. (Please let me know if I need to add more ;-;)

Crocodile x Doflamingo

Crocodile caught in a birdcage

The king of the desert sat atop his throne amongst a pile of paperwork. This had become the norm now that all his pieces were falling into place in Alabasta. With Baroque Works finally taking off on its own, he could finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Crocodile took a long puff of his expensive cigar and released a large cloud of smoke with a content exhale. Today would have to be another late night. The lack of trust in anyone else was his own demise and often left him with more paperwork than necessary.

A familiar bleating of a transponder snail snapped him out of his trance. He hadn't realized just how much of a headache he was suffering. "Click." The snail responded to him when he picked up the receiver. "Mr.0,"was his answer to the call connecting.

On the other end of the transmition was a soft, feminine voice. "Sir, you have a guest here to see you."

This irritated Crocodile to no end. Who could be bothering him at this time of day? Most likely one of his own to give him disappointing news. Baroque Works was a huge organization, but he was sacrificing quality on all that quantity. At least they were expendable. "Send them in." His deep voice could hardly care to hide his disapproval. Mentally preparing himself, he hangs up the receiver.

This was a good time as any for a drink. He poured himself a glass and leaned back in his big leather chair in order to relax before a vein popped out of his already furrowed brow. Nothing had even happened, and he was already preparing for the worst. At this time, he had made a mental note to weed out some of his more useless subordinates.

The doors burst open with no sign of anyone behind them. The smell of expensive cologne wafted in before Crocodile could make out the outline of a ten foot blond. The guttural sound that left his lips could never even remotely express his absolute disdain for the man entering. Donquiote Doflamingo. However, Crocodile is nothing if not a business man first. Doflamingo had proven his worth of this trait in his own right. If only he didn't have to be so.. him.

Doflamingo chuckled his way into the large accommodating off. That signature grin plastured on his face as he slipped through the large oak doors and slammed them shut just by holding out his hand. "Crocodile, you are a very hard man to get ahold of." Doflamingo's voice was loud and filled the entire room with his noise. Crocodile's headache only grew stronger.

"To what do I owe the displeasure of this little visit, Doflamingo? I already told you I am not interested in 'teaming up with you.' You are too reckless, and I can't find a good reason why I should." Crocodile's voice carried the heavy weight of his day as his deep rasp conveyed. He took another long puff of his cigar as he awaited what possible reason the pink menace could be here for. "If that was what you came here for, it could have waited for the next warlord meeting, or did you just want a change of scenery where I tell you to 'go to hell'?" A small chuckle released with the puff of smoke that was being used to cover up the strong scent of Doflamingo's expensive cologne.

Doflamingo's sadistic grin only widened. Within mere moments, he had made his way to behind Crocodile. His chuckle echoed off the wani tanks and flooded the room quickly. "Crocy-baby, you wound me. You know I can take more than that half assed insult. It's like you don't care anymore.~"

And just like that, Doflamingo's grin faded to a frown, and he stood up straight. It was as if a switch was flipped in this wild card of a man. He was every bit of his ten feet as he stepped to the side of Crocodile's chair. Doflamingo crossed his arms as he leaned against the desk so he could face Crocodile. His voice no longer holding his joyful cadence. "Alabasta will fall, Crocodile. You have too many cards stacked against you, and you can no longer see the top."

The pink warlord leans down to invade Crocodile's space and was now face to face with him. With his grin forming again, his long obscene tongue licked his lips like a hungry cannibal. "Don't worry though.. Because when that happens and you fall.. I will catch you.~" Despite his eyes being hidden behind opaque shades, the sexual desire was palpable enough to sense.

Crocodile didn't think it would be possible to portray the disgust and irritation he was feeling. Instead, he settled for puffing his cigar like he was a locomotive. Any bit of nicotine to take this edge off would have been welcomed. The only thing keeping him from having an all-out brawl with this pink idiot was the fact that he didn't want to cause anything to jeopardize his hard work and planning. Though the fantasy of reading in the paper that Doflamingo was found dead did cause an involuntary smile to creep across his face.

"Sand cannot be caught nor contained. It slips through the cracks just as I will forever slip through your fingers. You will never be able to keep me. I would rather drown in the deepest darkest ocean then ever team up with you. Being in the same room with you for this long should be its own level of hell." Crocodile ashed his cigar. He stared at the whiskey glass on the table that was accruing condensation. He felt so thirsty at that moment.

That roaring laughter began to build slowly until Doflamingo had to throw his head back to let it out. As he let it all out in one breath, his head jerked back towards Crocodile as it silenced immediately. "Fuck, if you only knew what you fucking do to me!" He cocked his head to the side, popping his neck and held up his hand. The unseen strings clung to Crocodiles chair and pulled him quickly in front of Doflamingo. With how tall Doffy was, his crotch was not too far off from where he thought it needed to be. "Wani~ Drowning you would be a waste. I have other ways of making you a leaking mess.~"

With a flick of his wrist, he pushed the chair back with his strings with an almost disgusted look on his face. That faded quickly before he spoke again. "Keep trying my patience, little slut, but I always get what I want. Even if I have to attach a string to every goddamn grain of sand and lock you away in a sea prism tower..." He paused as his venom filled words drew from his lips.

Doflamingo's tone changed once again to one that was almost jovial. "Oh, I almost forgot, it's your country's anniversary, so I decided to get you a little something. You know me.. always the romantic.~"

Sexual... to upset.. to kind... impossible to read what this pink feathered man is thinking. Crocodile stays silent as he ponders how this could have come to be that this other warlord is so obsessed with him. To his memory, he had barely introduced himself.

Doflamingo reached into his poofy pink coat and pulled out a small box. He tossed it onto Crocodile's desk as he began to walk out of his office. He lifted his hand in the air to wave him off as he exited. "Teaming up with me is more than what you could ever imagine. Let me know when you are ready to be a God.~"

Crocodile eyed the box and didn't even consider opening it until he knew for a fact that annoying bird was gone. His hook scooped the box closer and he opened it. A thin powder that resembled the dance powder. Along with it was a formula that looked to be modifying it in a way. "Impressive." The warlord was pleased to see such higher quality and nearly began to think of a way to thank Doflamingo until he flipped the formula over.

His blood boiled as the scar on his face tinted crimson. He was disgusted, repulsed, and.. is it that big?! The stupid pink menace had put the formula on the back of an image of him in nothing but his pink feather coat and holding his cock. Crocodile stabbed his hook right through that image. Grabbing his whiskey glass and downing it before shattering it in bare hand. "What a freak!"

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4

[ellsieee]

I'm so happy the angst is over (for now). I feel like we've reached a turning point in Wu Bi and Su Yu's relationship, where they are now both aware of their feelings, even if they don't directly voice them. I also adore the Wu Bi/Su Yu/Doudou family and I'm a tiny bit obsessed with getting some Mao Chong/Han Bokuang now.

I cackled a bit at Su Yu bluntly rejecting Wanying. Thank you for letting me see my own heart clearly?! The knot in his heart is completely gone? Isn't this a quasi-confession?! What on earth did Wu Bi write on that note in the time capsule? Does Su Yu have an idea of how Wu Bi feels about him now? Has Su Yu accepted his feelings for Wu Bi? AHHHHH!!!!

Serving up incredible eye contact again! I could watch them stare into each other's eyes all angsty and emotional for 20 minutes and have no complaints.

The way Wu Bi grabs Su Yu and pulls in him for the hug! Wu Bi was devastated thinking he lost Su Yu forever but is so happy Su Yu came to him. I love both of their little smiles. I'm grinning like a big goofball too. They're so sweet!

Wait... why is Wu Bi even asking that... he knows what he said. Is Su Yu saying he rejected Wanying because he knows that he is the reason why Wu Bi is tormented by love? That he and Wu Bi are the people in Doudou's story? That would mean that he rejected Wanying because he knows Wu Bi likes him and he is not denying that he likes him back anymore! 🤭

I made incomprehensible gurgling noises and my brain nearly short circuited during this confession scene. That 眼神 is killing me again and the way Wu Bi gulps when Su Yu basically tells him that he will spend forever with him had me screaming into my pillow. And yes, it was a confession.

Screaming a bit.

Su Yu only likes sweets when it comes to Wu Bi. 😊 Though it's probably more Wu Bi being sweet than the food. This is going to be the start of a long list of times Su Yu is going to have to suffer through Wu Bi's disaster cooking. 😏

Jealous Wu Bi is funny. If he's going to be jealous every time someone gets close to Su Yu, he's going to have a really tough life ahead. 😅

I can't believe Su Yu tit punched Boukuang. 😭 I know it's fake but I grimaced just imagining the pain. I love Doudou's "I detect a hint of bl here" expression. Same kid, same.

What is with this family and kicking/hitting each other's butts? ��� Doudou smacking Wu Bi's butt made me lol.

I really love their family moments. Somehow it seems so right that Su Yu would read the bedtime story and Wu Bi would fall asleep before Doudou. They just belong together.

[sillygum]

@fearinducing

Is now a good time? Maybe over dinner would be best? Luffy's sure if his father has any say ( which he has most of) he'd never leave the house or think of leaving. It's not fair and they both know it. Luffy isn't a child anymore and the world is a huge place, filled with more people than assassin's.

The deep scar on his cheek twinges like it wants to itch.

No, he's not a child, that indecent was nearly eleven years ago and it wasn't his fault. He'd done as his father said, kept busy, kept quiet and — no. Luffy shakes his head and takes a deep breath. He's nineteen, basically a man with no life experience and he's outgrown this place buuuut what if something happened again?

Slim fingers pull at his cheeks, the circular thinking liable to drive him crazy instead of a no.

Don't give him a reason to say no. Do you wanna die here?

“Wani.” He clears his throat, back a little to straight and hands stiffly at his side. Luffy slinks into his father's office like a inchworm, doesn't mean to make himself small but he is. The young man is lanky, sharply dressed in light green button down and cool color argyle sweater vest with his grey house shoes on. He's always been on the smaller side and has always wondered when another growth spurt would attempt to lessen their height difference.

“I wanna—” he takes another breath, hands gripping the side of his slacks. “I wanna go to another island.” It's out and the flood gates open. “Not a far one but ya know, I wanna explore ‘n obviously not alone.” He laughs. “Oh course not alone but ya know we've been on Arabasta forever, all the books you bring me have all these cool places ‘n I wanna go there!” His anxiety is somehow under control, excitement even bubbling into his words. “I'm old enough now and—and I think it'd be fun. Sailing looks fun and all of it looks fun!” The food, the people, the wildlife, all of it's outside those doors. A life of adventure, glory, treasure … friends.

“Again, not a far one.” Throws his hands up to emphasize his point as he pats the air. “And not alone.” As many guards as it'd take, even if it's a buzzkill he's willing to compromise. “If you don't say yes well…” The anxiety is back, dark eyes quickly darting away from the man to look at the wall then the floor. When he speaks again it's mumbled, words barely moving his lips. “I'll do it anyway.”

[beef-brisket]

Adam actually loved having so many people in his house, it was usually only him. His adult babies were out of the house, doing their own thing, even his little imp girls were out causing havoc. Making him proud.

Adam showed Lucifer, Teddy and Michael all of his favorite places in Hell. Michaelnwas less than impressed but fuck him. Teddy just seemed a bit scared, but any reason to cling to Michael is a good reason. And Lucifer? Well he was a bit turned off by some of the sinners actions, but he kept a strained smile of his face as Adam pointed things out.

Adam: that's Valentinos! Super hot strip club! But don't talk to Valentino- and DO NOT breath in is smoke AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT let him lick you! I let him sometimes- but I have a sexy man now, so that's off the table!

Good? Lucifer was a tad confused, who even is Valentino?

Adam: and over here- they make the best sex donuts!

Teddy: sex donuts?

Adam: yep! The hole is big enough so you can stick your dick in it- but their completely eatable!

Michael: Adam, can you show us something that doesn't have anything to do with a depraved sex act?

Adam: pft- Hell isn't JUST about sex! It's about community-!

Sinner: good morning, your highness!

Adam: morning, random bitch! See? Everyone here is so kind!

Everyone but Adam ducked and screamed as a building a block away exploded, sending debris and a few body parts flying around. Great timing.

After an hour, Teddy and Michael went back to Adam and Lucifers mansion to take over from the babysitter.

Adam: hey, babe, there's something I want to show you

Lucifer: oh yeah? What is it?

Adam: come on, I'll show you!

Adam unfolded his wings and picked Lucifer up. After a few minutes of flying and enjoying the view, lucifer gasped. Of fucking course.

There was a massive statue of Adam on the outside of Pride. He looked terrifying. He's never seen Adam look like that but he knew it was still him.

Lucifer: A-Adam- why do you look like that-!?

Adam: that's my real form babe! Smoking hot, I know! When I fell, I completely changed- into that! They even got the size right!

Lucifer: y-your that big?!

Adam: well- yeah? I'm not always that big, it'll be a bit difficult walking around- and sleeping.

Lucifer and Adam landed at the base of the statue. Lucifer was in shock. How did he actually look like that?

He was brought out of his thoughts whe Adam snapped his fingers and flowers and plants bloomed around them, some stars and lights appeared in the air. Lucifer looked around, he couldn't believe how beautiful it was.

Lucifer: Oh, Adam... this is-

Lucifer gasped looking down at Adam. He was on his knees, with a box in his hand.

Lucifer: addie! You don't have to do that- w-we're husbands- already!

Adam: i know- but I never got you a ring! And I didn't have a wedding to show you off! And... I wanted you to have something that'll show my love for you!

Lucifer: a-adam- you gave me three beautiful babies... I know you love me!

Adam: yeah but... wait... do you want wany to marry marry me?

Lucifer: marry marry? Of course I do! I just don't want you to think you need to do this for me!

Adam: I'll do anything and everything for you Luci... please, do me the honor or marrying marrying me? I've never loved a person like this, I've cared for people but- I've never felt this way about someone. I need you by my side, to rule Hell, raise our babies, to be my star. Please, marry marry me? Officially.

Lucifer reached down, and cupped his hands that were holding the box, he couldn't hold back his tears anymore.

Lucifer: you big idiot! Of course I'll marry marry you!

Adam: fuck yes!

Adam jumped up and spun Lucifer around. He hasn't been this happy in a long time. These past few months have ment everything to him. He'd fall over and over again if he knew this is how his life was going to go.

Lucifer: bit egotistical doing this in front of a statue of you, isn't it?

Adam chuckled.

Adam: shut up, babe~

Devil and the Priest!au

(Feel free to change the name- it's 1am where I am, so my brain is starting to fry lol)

@things-arent-what-they-seem66 @fanofstuff01

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Lucifer drove through the country side, he's been behind the wheel for nearly 5 hours. He didn't realize how much of a drive getting to this monastery. He knew it was remote but this is getting ridiculous- he should have brought snacks.

He glanced out his window every now and then to take in the scenery. He's currently driving past a large body of water, where he spotted a small island. He wishes he was over there, with no worries or expectations. With no one but himself. The Vatican has been on his ass lately about making this trip. Apparently, there was something 'dark- and 'unsettling' at this monastery. If any of the priests he knew were anything to go by, it was probably just them. He swore they refused to die, they had more wrinkles than brain cells.

Lucifer turned his radio up, some type of rock song was one, it was a big no no to be listening to music like this, it's his car. Driver picks the music, and the Vatican shuts their cake hole.

Finally, as the sun was setting, Lucifer arrived at the monastery. The large stone building loomed over him, maybe the Vatican was right, this place was unsettling. He felt like he was being watched, the multiple colours in the sky masking how decrepit this place actually is. Pulling out a brochure from his pocket, Lucifer couldn't help but smirk, they're really trying to market this place like it's a holiday retreat.

Lucifer: "Welcome to the Hazbin. Find not only sanctuary and enlightenment but also beaches and the best crab around!" ...right, definitely staying away from the crab then...

After an exhausted sign, Lucifer licked his car and picked up his bags. Making his way towards the large wooden doors, Lucifer couldn't help but dread the next two or three hours, all he wanted was to hop into bed and close the world off foe a few hours but he'd probably have to take the whole tour and- ew- meeting people.

He shuddered at the thought.

Lucifer: I wonder if I could convince them to leave the formalities till tomorrow...

Lucifer gripped a huge, iron door knocker and banged it three times. He knew this could take a while so he prepared to get comfortable- until the door was pulled open.

Priest: Hello! And welcome to the Hazbin! How can I assist you this fine evening!

Lucifer: uh- yeah- hi, my name Luicfer, I've been told to come here by the Vatican- I've been told you're expecting me...?

Priest: hm... Lucifer...

The man flicked through a small book, humming every so often. What's the point in having glasses if you still can't read a damn book.

Lucifer: look man- sir- it's been a long drive, I'd really like to just get to sleep-

Priest: ah! Yes! Here you are, Lucifer! Please, come right in! We've been expecting you for hours, your overseer said you would be here this morning- but better late than never I suppose!

The man moved aside to let Lucifer in. He really didn't like this guy, but that's not new, priest are pretty... eccentric.

The man shit the door behind him, using at least six locks to secure it.

Priest: pardon my manners, Lucifer! My name is Alastor- Father Alastor. And I'll be your superior while you're here

Ah, great. He has to answer to this... lovely man. Forcing a smile, Lucifer did what he did best: lie.

Lucifer: that's very exciting Father Alastor, look forward to working with you and getting to know this place more personally!

Alastor: oh, I could imagine! I'm sure you've heard a lot about me! I've been in charge of five other monasteries before this one! All saw a raise in volunteers and profits.

Lucifer: that's fantastic, Father. It's a real honor to be working on this project with you-

Alastor: "project", yes, that's one word to describe it.

Alastor lead Lucifer down a long hall, hebcouldbt believe how quiet it was. He was told there were at least 60-70 nuns and other workers here but it just seemed abandoned.

Thankfully, Alastor showed Lucifer to his room, it was large with a queen bed in the middle. It didn't have much furniture, just a set of draws and a desk out looking the garden. It was dead and overgrown, but the air was fresh, he'll have to start taking up writing again.

Alastor: well! Lucifer, it is a real pleasure to have you here! Tomorrow I'll show you around and I introduce you to some of the other occupants here- there are quite a few so I do expect you to introduce yourself to some of them in your own time.

Lucifer dumped his bags on his bed, and turned to face Alastor.

Lucifer: that understandable. Thank you for this Alastor, I'll see you in the morning-

Alastor: bright and early Mr Lucifer. I like to get the day started as the break of dawn

Of course he does.

Lucifer: great! I better get some sleep then

Alastor: yes, you should. Goodnight Lucifer

Finally, Lucifer was alone. Or at least he hoped. He still hasn't shaking that feeling from earlier. Except this time, he was certain nothing was watching him, Alastor seemed to be the only other living thing here. And that's giving the bastard a lot of credit. Not once did he stop smiling- Lucifer already wants to wipe that look off his face.

All Lucifer wanted to do was sleep, so he got comfortable and started to drift off.

[kyluxtrashbin]

Sorry for the tag novel. Having a rough... everything.

[kyoupann]

My favourite Twilight Princess post-game headcanons are the ones that have Link openly and actively having beef with Zelda 24/7, no remorse to be found around here. The whole "I was about to start doing the thing but now that you have asked me to do the thing I don't wany to do it anymore, I'll do it but I'm gonna be bitching about it all the way through" kinda thing. He goes out of his way to create trouble for Zelda and Zelda only as often as he goes out of his way to help everyone.

[millakatariina64]

Happy Saiou Day!! 💙💜

So if anyone remembers last summer I said I'd post the complete portraits of my talentswap designs and a climactic scene from the AU with a full summary when they're finished? Well, I didn't forget!

So, below are my headcanons for Ultimate Supreme Leader Shuichi and Ultimate Detective Kokichi~!

(I'm really passionate about this AU, I hope you read it ':3)

(Tho no climactic scene unfortunately)

Ultimate Supreme Leader Shuichi

So first of all Shuichi's parents are still celebrities, move overseas and leave him with his uncle. However in this AU Shuichi's uncle is a politician who actually has a really good reputation. Problem is, his uncle is incredibly busy and is almost never home because of that. Still, he wants to be like his uncle (though the wish is fueled more with wanting to be good enough and accepted). Shuichi's personality is basically the same.

So then one day I Alligator girl's (Gonna call her Wani) alligator gets stolen by some group who're going to sell it and they threatened Wani to not call the police or tell anyone. So she asks Shuichi to help. Somehow they manage to retrieve the alligator together secretly (idk) and right afterwards one of Wani's friends is in trouble with some shady local business. So Wani suggests they make a group to stop these sorts of people and that Shuichi would be the leader. He agrees, he still wants to do something to make this world a better place like his uncle.

After that Wani starts asking her most trusted friends at school if they'd like to join (Shuichi would never have the social courage to ask someone that). When they get to 10 members (all girls) they stop growing for some time and decide to get themselves uniforms. When they're finally considering getting more people into the team since Shuichi doesn't really know these people, he decides to start wearing a mask to be safe. He also starts using the code name "Crow". The other 10 members go by flower names.

The group then grows a lot. And by the time Shuichi's officially scouted to be an Ultimate, it has around 1500 members. And it's making him very worried as Shuichi's not even sure anymore if he's skilled enough to lead it. The group started out stopping or changing corrupt businessmen, unethical businesses and other evil groups. And although that still is what they do, he's realized that the way they go about things is pretty illegal. (When he first realized this, he started wearing a hat.) Obviously he forbids violence, but they still use blackmail and steal information. Also they need money for the group to function at this point so they've had to get it through illegal means that Shuichi's not sure of anymore. So Shuichi is immensely scared of being revealed as the organization's leader because it would completely destroy his organization and it would also annihilate his uncle's as well as his parents' careers on the spot. Basically everything would get ruined and it would be a nation-wide scandal. Perhaps even an international scandal.

He gets even more worried when the police finally start realizing there's some sort of group that's blackmailing big businesses and start investigating.

When he gets scouted to Hope's Peak, the letter comes to his base and even HPA doesn't know his identity, just that he's a high school student. He doesn't think like he deserves the title at all since it's really his organization that does the hard stuff and Wani's the one that's made it grow and he shouldn't be panicking like this if he really was a "great leader". But he still decides to go due to "If you manage to graduate from Hope's Peak, you will be set for life!". But as his family can't know of him being scouted there as the Ultimate Supreme Leader, he forges a letter claiming he's the Ultimate Lucky Student which he shows to them. And at HPA he requests he be referred to by that title.

Problem is, now his year group has 2 Ultimate Lucky Students and a certain Ultimate Detective gets suspicious.

Miscellaneous: Shuichi really wants to use make-up but he's really afraid to at home since he feels his uncle would think it's really weird. So at the organization's base Wani heard about it and got him some makeup and now Shuichi wears makeup when on missions and at the base. Also the organization has a helicopter. (It's a central part of that climactic scene I talk so much about.) Shuichi thinks about becoming a detective perhaps, but he's not sure how he'd be able to leave his group anymore so...

Ultimate Detective Kokichi

For Kokichi I still have my pretty elaborate origin story. His early years are great until at some point his real father finds out that Kokichi's mother had actually had the Kokichi and his older twin brother with him and not her husband leaving him alone. And thus he murders Kokichi's mother out of spite. Kokichi and Tamotsu (my headcanon name for his twin) see the murder take place and flee. However, they were never actually able to make out who the murderer was and they knew even less of why their mother was murdered.

The murder never gets solved and this mystery stays in Kokichi's mind. Who ruined his life, who killed his mother?

(I feel they'd have like an uncle and their mother's husband lived with them obviously. There'd also be other factors like disposed evidence and the suspects vanishing making the murder so much harder to figure out afterwards.)

So Kokichi and Tamotsu end up at an orphanage, one related to the one Maki's at. It's kind of a terrible place, but it's where Kokichi meets (most of) Dice. They become inseparable friends (tho don't form a group with the name Dice. I'll still call them that here for clarity's sake though). However Tamotsu who had always been supporting Kokichi and being there for him at his side starts becoming bitter (jealous?) against Kokichi due to dice and starts turning against them. This is the time when Kokichi starts developing his lying to protect himself from Tamotsu as well as the borderline abusive authority at the orphanage. He's also started to figure out the dark secret of the orphanage training children to become assassins.

I feel like during this time a detective was investigating the orphanage. So when things get too dire and Kokichi and Dice escape the orphanage the detective ends up taking them in after finding them on the streets afterwards since he can't just send them to an orphanage at that point. So Kokichi and Dice end up staying with the detective and start helping him out. Kokichi's especially interested in the orphanage now and he and the detective with the help of the other Dice members figure out a lot of stuff. (This is also the time the rest of the Dice members "join".) Until one day the detective gets assassinated by someone from the orphanage sending them a message to stop the investigation.

So Kokichi takes over the Detective's office and to get by he starts working on all kinds of small cases with the help of Dice. And that's what they mostly do. Among those small cases are often cases that have something to do with saving children. However Kokichi occasionally also takes on homicides and investigates organizations. He wants to be prepared for when he finally investigates his mother's murder as well as the organization behind the orphanage. He wants those people locked up in jail forever.

Personality wise Kokichi's pretty much the same. He still loves pranks, lies all the time and would have elaborate stories (lies) about like for example how he was the one who managed to put the previous Queen of Novoselic's assassin behind bars. (The previous Queen was not even assassinated). He'd also jokingly blackmail people by claiming he knows something about them or could figure out something incriminating about them. He never really means it, though he would like try to find out harmless embarrassing secrets to mess with people.

Around the time he gets scouted to Hope's Peak he's specifically requested to assist in the investigation of a mysterious organization that steals information and sends blackmail and other such things. It's a huge flashy case, so of course he picks it up.

At Hope's Peak he then meets an (surprisingly mysterious?) Ultimate lucky student who seems really interested about his Ultimate detective talent and his lying.

Bonus

The original portraits from summer 2020. My laptop just broke when I finished the lineart and then I couldn't really edit them on my new tablet anymore and they were getting really old so I just decided to completely redo them. Also lmk if you want the sketch of the climactic scene since I'm not sure if I'll finish it even though I really like it. It looks pretty okay even if it's unfinished.

Also hope this is coherent and that I haven't forgotten anything aah. And damn if you actually made it this far gezus. This took like 4+ hours?? oops.

[mercurialgoddess]

Day passes by very fast during this pandemic. I'm beginning to feel scared of myself. I know, I should be thankful that I have work and my family's all fine. But, things aren't going well in my life right now. These problems that I've been having these past few months, they're piling up and i think that I can't handle it anymore. I haven't gotten enough sleep and I know in my heart that I should not put all the blame in my work. I watch anime until morning, but even I can't even blame that. I'm not insomniac. Once i fell asleep, I can sleep straight for 10-12 hours straight. But even if I do, I still feel tired. Last week I had a fight with my sister. We both didn't have enough sleep that night that's why I can't blame her. But I did broke down. I cried alone in our room. I don't know why. Maybe I do but I can't pinpoint which one of my problems would cause me that. And what scared me is that I almost did it. I'm sorry, Lord God but I almost did. I'm very lucky that somehow I stopped myself. But what if I didn't? What if it will happen again? I know that I should face my problems but I don't have the courage to do it. I want to be alone but I think what stopped me is that my family would see me hurting myself and I can't handle that. But I really don't wany to stay here anymore. I really don't know what to do. Andrew will be mad if he learns about this. And I know that Lord God is sad right now because of that. What will I do?

[bellapasionada]

Me: I've been in this fandom for almost 4 yrs and only ever received a handful of anons. Mostly benign and no big deal.

Also Me: Last 3 weeks I get 12 asks (9 of them anons, and so nasty in tone I fear for the anons mental health).

Where are all these people coming from and why now? STG I'm pretty low key around here so what the fuck gives? I've been called old, ugly and asked to off myself. Good thing I don't suffer from self-esteem issues.

And I'm tagging this in the Caryl tag since all the nasty anons are Caryl-related. Also, I won't be answering anymore anons publicly. People are just plain gross. I just want to ship and stare at gorgeous gif sets and laugh at our crazy banter. What I don't wany to do is deal with delusional people who don't have the cojones to approach me off anon.