#i don't usually post the cute things i do for my gf bc it feels really performative but idk

[darkestwings-hellishsoul]

Taking the role of cheeseball boyfriend v seriously

[jareaul0ver]

Nika is SUCHHHHH gf material I feel like she’d be the biggest simp

my god she would be.

nika simp hc's

SFW

she's always surprising you with small gits

little bouquets of flowers, bracelets, rings, you name it and shes getting it for you

shes in awe of you every time you dress up for a night out, or even when the two of you are just relaxing in bed

"you look so pretty, bebo" she always posts you on her story with some sort of little caption like "my gorgeous girl" "pretty thang"

whenever you're out in public and someone starts hitting on you, she gets super defensive

"my girlfriend is beautiful, isn't she?" "surprised she's single? she isn't, she's with me"

if you two don't spend the night together, she makes sure to call you and say "goodnight, i love you" or "goodmorning, i love you" every time

she'll send you cute texts of things she's doing throughout her day because she just can't stop thinking about you she has to make sure to include you in everything, she loves keeping you in the loop

she also loves when you just talk her ear off

"like i was saying, she was being a total bitch about it! like seriously, how can you give so much work outside of class.." she ends up just staring at you while you talk

she's always touching you.

when you're in public it's less obvious, only linking pinkies or holding hands, but if you're anywhere else she has her hands all over you; your waist, your shoulders, your thighs, she's probably giving you a back rub too that girl just cannot keep her hands off of you

pet names are huge for her

she loves calling you baby, love, some croatian pet names, honey, all the cute stuff

she secretly takes pics of you all the time

on one of your birthdays she surprises you with a book of all the pictures she's taken of you while you've been together she calls it her memory book, and it makes you cry because she loves you enough to keep all these pics

always tells you how proud of you she is

good grade on an exam? proud struggling to do something simple and you finally get it done? proud doing nothing special at all to make her say shes proud? proud she is literally just proud to call you her girlfriend

NSFW

she loves taking care of you in bed

she always makes sure you cum, and if you give to her, she has to give back to you if you want her to

sex is usually pretty soft, but sometimes she loves when you let her do as she pleases

she usually takes the opportunity to make sure it's entirely focused on you

she worships your body and loves praising you

"good girl" "you're doing so good for me" "you're so perfect, my love"

her aftercare is phenomenal

she never leaves you hanging she'll run a bath for you, help you in the shower, cuddles you right after and makes sure you're comfy and okay especially after if you guys are a little more rough than usual

i haven't done headcannons yet, but i felt like this was the perfect time to do so

i actually enjoyed writing these bc it was so easy to, so maybe ill do more if you guys want that

[callie-the-creator]

boyfriend!coryxkenshin hcs

sfw. this was also posted on my wattpad, so there is no point to accuse me of plagiarism or anything

• you already know cory is a hopeless romantic aka...the best type of partner! you lucky thing! you scored yourself the best of the best

• cory has not one ounce of toxicity in his very soul

— "he's a good man, savannah, a GOOD man. 😤"

• oh, what's that? you gave cramps either from your menstruation cycle or they just popped out from nowhere?

— this man would do everything in his power to make sure that you're comfortable and have everything you have to make yourself feel better

— he definitely wouldn't make fun of you or belittle you if it was because of your period (unlike those boyfriends😒)

• you already know that you'll make a few special appearances in his videos whether that be sss episodes or playing games specifically made for couples or ones that allow multiplayer

— it takes two, the dark pictures anthology, cuphead, you name it! you'll just have to motivate him enough to finish the games though since that's where he falls short...🫢

• but for the important question! what is his love language?

— personally, it's to each their own on the topic, but this is what i think: as much as i want to say physical touch, i feel like he's more of a quality time type of guy, you know? even if he does youtube, he still takes breaks and you can bet that he'll spend most of that time with you!

• there is not one dull moment as long as you're with him

• wouldn't be able to stop smiling if he caught you wearing his merch or any of his clothes for that matter...just not his puka shell necklace. never his necklace. ☝️ that's a big no-no

• he's definitely the type of bf who would play songs that remind him of you

— *cries into pillow uncontrollably*

• and when he is recording, you are known to bring him snacks or water and wave 'hi' to the camera

— but i'd doubt he'd need any snacks since this main usually has skittles, now and laters, and nutrigrain bars stockpiled in his recording room.

• if you text him randomly, he'll make a big deal about it and be all giddy. you make him so happy! 🥺

— also, if he's too scared while playing a horror game and dashie isn't picking up the phone, you're the second-best option for decisions! but you know what they say..."with great power comes great responsibility"

• personally, i don't think he's neutral on the topic of pda, but he's the subtle type bc he wants to be careful to not make you uncomfortable, especially when you two are out in public.

• since he's known to record really late at night, he'd do anything in his power to be quiet and not wake you up during his 3 scary games or his spooky scary sunday videos

— if he happened to wake you up by his screaming would definitely deadpan the camera and be like, "now why did you have to go and wake up my gf? 😐"

— deny deny deny, as rodrick heffley would say.

• we already know cory likes his anime, so i'm saying that you would binge-watch all types of shows and movies together. but, again, you'll need to motivate and encourage him a lot since he has trouble finishing stuff or gaining interest in shows

• would want cuddles or just to hang out with you if he got too upset over a game

— he has rage quit a few times

• cory would let you sit on his lap while he plays games in his spare time

— he will kiss your head or shoulder randomly. he'd also keep on hand pressed against the small of your back to support you, to make sure that you won't fall off. 💔 you guys are so cute togetherrrr

• his fans love you. i have nothing more to add to this.

• fanart and edits!! different youtubers garner different communities, and some are more likely to make fanart than others, but cory's has the best of both worlds! though, his fandom leans more towards the editing side of things, so expect lots to pop up on your fyp

• i feel like there would be a few videos like “3 minutes of cory being soft with his s/o” or, even better: “cory and y/n being the best couple for 8 minutes” compilations going around on youtube, tiktok, reddit, etc.

…that’s all i got! until next time <3

[704goomy]

sunday, 11 june 2023

Hi, it's me again!! i'm the king of consistency...

For real though.... Maybe this is the day i can turn my life around, somewhat. If i could really stick my mind to it.

Today I woke up pretty early, early enough to do a 1 hour walk around the neighborhood (impressive for me who's lived a sedentary lifestyle for almost 5 years now). I just started back on my diet yesterday, so I think if i can keep up this, the exercise and the diet, that's kind of a leg up (real) from my usual state... (I also have ringfit adventure collecting dust because at the time, I had been obsessed with splatoon. currently i'm not anymore so yknow, maybe this is the right time to replace my gaming addiction. i've just forced myself into recovery from corekeeper)

But anyway on to the thing that made me come back here in the first place.

Somehow between the 2(is it 2?) years since I left this blog to mold, 2 miracles happened.

I got a girlfriend, long distance. Haven't met her yet. She's so cute tho. I love her. I was someone who believed myself to be aromantic, and it's the first time love happened to me. It's wonderful. It's great, even tho my life and future is all weird and I fantasize about disappearing from my parents' general conscience so I can have the life I want with her. It's the first time heartbreak happened to me too, because I discovered recently she has some form of depression (an assumption bc she says its not rly, but I kinda feel like it's something similar), and it hurt that much to know that I can't do anything to help someone I love. God. It was terrible. Like, when I was thinking about it, it hurt physically. But that's why I'm here lol, bc I realize I can't count on her to be an outlet for my entire existence while she's in such a fragile state. I really hope she feels better.

Yuutsumu. It's a ship. It's a ship that I ship like never before. What makes it so special is: its an oc ship which is pretty unprecedented in Snuby history. It's me and my girlfriends' and I think the way it happened is as magical as the actual relationship. There's so much I want to say about it, they're always in my head and I'm always thinking of what more to do with them. It might need a separate post. It might need books, novels, doujin, a game...

I think this writing thing must be relaxing because even tho I'm still kinda crying I already forgot what I was doing here lol. But yea, it's therapeutic. Up until my early uni days, I kept a diary and I think I just really liked writing in it.

But anyway, I was thinking maybe this should be a daily log of what I did during the day, what I plan to do, and how I'm feeling.

This morning I found out I was zoning out last night and threw out a caesar salad that I was looking forward to having :( Mom got me sate padang tho. So i ate that with a banana protein shake. I'm still drinking the shake. These things are kinda hefty.

But anyway. Maybe midday or evening ringfit sesh? I'm thinking I should get about 2 hours of exercise every day, so one in the morning one later. I don't know what I'll have for lunch yet, but I really want carbonara ramyun lmao. so it'll be that, and veggies in the evening.

As for my gf, I want to keep talking to her as normal and as unconditionally as I can. I hope that it can be a reminder that I still love her and think about her and I won't stop ,...

To a kinder and better world tomorrow, cheers <3

[jinalita-brainrot]

Lagoona x Frankie headcanons

I had a dream that someone requested me to do some headcanons for Frankie x Lagoona (don't know where that came from since I've never thought about that ship xd) But I thought it would be a fun thing to do so here we go. And yes this kinda contains Gil slander.

Also I am using the pronounce I hc for them!

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Together with Lagoona they found a way how Frankie could also hang around at the pool without anyone getting an electric shock shock.

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It took a while for Lagoona to realize that she deserves better than Gil.

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Frankie helped her a lot with all the Gil drama. Just like Lagoona helped Frankie when they were new student.

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Usually when cuddling Lagoona traces her fingers on Frankies arms, especially the places where her stitches are. This gives Frankie butterflies.

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I think their dates are more spontaneous than planned. It starts with them going to some regular cute coffee shop and at the end of the day they are at some sort of amusement park.

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I feel like they would get matching necklaces/bracelets

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Neither of them is a jealous monster, but Lagoona tends to be more hesitant since Gil used to flirt with other ghouls behind her back.

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Frankie definitely does playlists for her swimmer gf.

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Remember this is my opinion! I do not hate Gil, I just don't really like him since he couldn't be there for Lagoona when his parents couldn't accept her.

Also it took me a while to make this work so if you saw me post the same thing 3 times over and over again it was bc Tumblr was messing with me

[holyshit]

You didn't really mention it in the post so I don't know if you saw much of it but how did Louis and E act with each other? Body language?

honestly i didn’t expect to see anyone at all, nonetheless elounor trying to act like a candid and natural couple having a pda marathon in a crowded urban outfitters, so i was in a state of “is this really happening???” the whole time. plus it was almost 8 years ago, so i don’t remember much about how they acted with each other. but here’s a few things i do remember about how they acted and the context that made it ridiculous.

their actual pda was the usual amount of elounor slight awkwardness that does not give you the feeling that they’re THAT comfortable with each other, but it wasn’t awful. louis was defff doing much more physical affection than what we were used to seeing at the time (2013), so i remember coming home and seeing that a lot of people were ~doubting because of it which i found funny bc the context made it all so funny and unnatural that, for me, it set in stone how set up these “random sightings” are

context wise, they were at a hotel that was a block away from the venue and they were shopping a block away from the hotel. the hotel where there were tons of fans waiting outside. so they clearly wanted to be spotted, bc they really could have gone anywhere in the city, not an urban outfitters a block away from a huge crowd of fans.

they also went to a couple stores before UO, and the crowd was building as they went along, so by the time they went to UO, there was already a sizeable crowd. at that point, if i was him, i would’ve probably gotten a taxi and went anywhere else if i wanted to have a nice trip out w my gf without a crowd of fans watching, but alas, it was clear that they wanted the crowd

all those moments inside the urban outfitters where they were acting all affectionate with each other? they were SURROUNDED by fans from all angles yelling at them. like, there is a staircase that goes up the middle of the store, and it was /covered/ in fans watching and yelling about how cute they are the entire time. they barely paid attention to the crowd and just were doing their thing at the checkout line and it felt like the least natural thing in the world. it felt blatantly like they were trying to replicate candid cute moments that a couple fans happened to catch on camera, but in reality it was a crowd of fans yelling at two people putting on a show. it’s hard to explain in writing, but just trust me that it felt incredibly awkward

anyway, another long ass post about something that isn’t that important and that we already know, but it’s still so funny to me that i witnessed some of the classic pictures/gifs elounors use to show how cute they are together, when witnessing it in person was some of the most awkward and secondhand embarrassment inducing things i’ve witnessed 🤷‍♀️