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everyday-is-brighter-with-you · 1 year ago

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WHY AM I SO USEELESS /vent

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dyesprout0ysphoria · 1 year ago

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- 10 oz milk

- 2 tbsp sugar (mix of brown and regular)

- 2 tbsp cocoa powder (play around with different types!)

- 1 tsp vanilla extract

- 1 tsp instant cofee

- small pinch of salt

- (optional) dash of cinnamon and cardamom

- couple oz of chocolate (any kind mixed how you like)

Start by adding all the dry ingredients to a pot over medium temperature, pouring in a tbsp or two of water and whisk thoroughly till it forms a smooth "sauce." Add milk and heat till simmering. Add chocolate and stir till melted, use a spatula here to get in the corners. In your cup/mug/whatever add the vanilla (to keep it from being cooked off). Pour mix into cup, top with whatever, and enjoy.

My Friend, WHY

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#✧ dyesprout's randoms! ✧#Hey it's Tvsoftboi!#gonna cry what rhghfefuck #I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS #I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK #I'LL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

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jacksonleavesthe0nly138472 · 6 months ago

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Tried to make a pancake

#my cooking #pancakes #Cooking #I don't know how to cook

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guavajagular · 10 months ago

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Hairy Senshi, save me

#senshi dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #every time I draw Senshi I panic at how I don't know how to properly draw cooking techniques

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artkaninchenbau · 5 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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babaroqa · 1 year ago

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pray for me people i’m preparing food i’ve never prepared before and it containes eggs and i’ll eat that for work lunch tomorrow and i hope i don’t die of food poisoning !!!

#i don't know how to cook #but it actually looks a lot like it's supposed to #like it was shown in the recipe #i'll definitely throw away the first batch #but hope the second will be edible

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barghest-land · 11 days ago

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today's flocking sketches!! wanted to try some more wide shot scenery this time so i was mainly focused on colors, composition and the feeling that drawings hold overall. maganpaulia, kaprosuchus, torosaurus and regaliceratops. also my first large ceratopsians ever!

#still don't know how ceratopsians work.#but i think i cooked #kinda?#eh i've been drawing a lot of storyboards at my job lately and doing layouts is exhausting and it's been a bit stressing overall #but what i do to make it fun?#right. i do the same in my free time but put dinosaurs in there #fuck u stress im drawing paleo things #barghestland #art #artists on tumblr #paleoart #paleoland #paleostream flocking #maganpaulia #kaprosuchus #torosaurus #regaliceratops

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medovzs · 1 year ago

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my fav frenchman <3

#op #one piece #opla #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #fan art #pls babe make me dinner i don't fuckin' know how to cook

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lightkrets312 · 2 months ago

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i sincerely believe that anyone who says "oh you can't cook with a microwave, you should only be cooking with the stove / toaster oven, everything you make in a microwave is gross" has never bothered to actually learn how to use the microwave for cooking.

#is it different from cooking with a stove or toaster oven? yes. can you cook? YES.#if you respect the limitations of a microwave and know you need to use it differently you CAN cook in a microwave.#you can make eggs. you can cook food. you can boil pasta. you can do a lot of things.#but you CANNOT cook with a microwave like you would cook on a stove.#this post brought to you by 'i can make some solid pasta / scrambled eggs in the michael and i feel more confident doing that.'#yes i have depression. that's the entire point. but i also know how to make my michael'd eggs tasty in the microwave.#i don't care if it's suboptimal. i have minimal experience with a stove and want to EAT.#my post

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mmthemayoarts · 1 year ago

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...........Hedgehog behaviour

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #sonic #this is silly but i saw so many pics of hedgehogs stucking their heads in paper tubes and had this idea #shadow probably tried that too but he won't admit it #i still don't know how to draw animal characters lmao excuse their weird faces #only Sonic's n Silver's in the tube view ares supposed to look cooked

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arty-tardigrade · 6 months ago

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I feel like Max needs a break from the Camp Campbell chaos every now and then just so he doesn't go completely insane.

#camp camp #camp camp fanart #camp camp max #camp camp david #camp camp neil #camp camp nikki #the smol angery floof #painting this one gave me a shockingly low amount of grief #like it went well #usually my pieces come out kicking and screaming but this one was actually rather nice to me which I appreciated #sorry to the nurf preston dolph and Gwen fans; I wanted to include them but had no space #they're off having a good time together with the platypus #please appreciate Nerris's glasses I don't know why or how but I feel like I cooked with them; please agree with me #also yes david is doing the 'how to talk to short people' squat #tumblr is definitely going to nerf (or should I say nurf lmao) the quality of this one but such is life on this hellsite

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

#polls #tumblr polls #I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup #the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli #section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff #so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just #blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most #neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol #I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me #but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T #I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee #person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times #But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol #And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly #When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one #sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it #Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something #Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and #coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single #coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to #have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus #make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as #possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get #to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol

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rgbwings · 11 days ago

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Hii, anyone willing to pay me $15 for a sketch? full body of a character, no line art and 1 usd more for base color

add me on discord if you're interested: imparria (without capital) I use paypal also

I need at least 300usd to pay my bills and medication. Unluckily, I am in a tight situation rn, if I don't get the money I'll go homeless.

My dad is transphobic and since he knows I was on hrt (still am just very low dose because he threatened me to stop), he's doing everything in his power to affect me mentally. Now he conditioned me to pay the house's bills by myself or he kicks me out. And he knows I'm making money mostly for my medication, I take antipsychotics, SSRIs and mood stabilizers. Otherwise I'm not functional (I'm considered disabled)

#smiles #im cooked #i don't know how much to charge for my art im struggling #i need 300 usd ready for the end of the month to afford meds and pay my bills

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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