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nihilnovisubsole · 1 month ago
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You’ve never been inside a chipotle
i have it for dinner a few times a year and it's never failed me. a friend introduced me to it in college because it was filling for the price. is a man not entitled to the nutrients of a bowl of rice, chicken, cheese, and pinto beans. are we not invigorated by a li'l cilantro and lime
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milfbro · 5 months ago
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people are always like 'boo hoo this tequila/distilled alcohol tastes too strong it hurts' I'm just. Is this a white people thing. I mean I am white too, but I'm just really trying to understand. it doesn't compute
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reliquiaenfr · 4 months ago
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so i've been working on baldur's gate 3 fandragons for... a while now. many of these ones i have (only missing gale, wyll, withers, and alfira) but you see the problem is idk if i care about them enough anymore. the dragons i've got are just sitting in hibden purgatory, ungened and unloved and... idk that i want to gene them.
every time i think 'maybe i'll just keep x' then i think i have to keep y and then z and then i'm thinking about how much i want them all and also i need these other characters. you feel me? there are so many characters in bg3 and i'm like... i don't think i want them all. i don't want to go down that rabbit hole.
anyway, i might be getting rid of these guys. i've deleted the scries and outfits from my library, but i wanted to save the images somewhere at least. for posterity. because i put so much effort into all of them. maybe that will help me let them go
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theinfinitedivides · 2 years ago
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setting up a GoFundMe for Rohan's therapy needs bc God knows after the kind of effort he put into that mall reunion he f*cking needs it
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lone-starlight · 2 months ago
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[second leaf. cilantro leaf. big cilantro leaf, very large, in mouth.]
Pleh!
[They spit it out again and inspect]
...
[Putting it back into their mouth, they chew and eat the cilantro]
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horrid-mothlegs · 28 days ago
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I can't tell if i don't have the soap gene or if i just like the taste of soap
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theunseeliemperoress · 4 months ago
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So if you're making a recipe that includes a herb you don't like (mint in this case) and you think "well I'll just add more of the other herb in the recipe" do NOT do this if said other herb is coriander (or cilantro)
Spent an hour and a half making my dinner and I had two throw most of it in the bin because I started gagging after two mouthfuls)
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cl0udypaws · 5 months ago
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I chopped up my guinea pigs some cilantro stems, and now my skin burns :(
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alltouwell · 6 months ago
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the complete different ways human beings can think, feel, believe, etc honestly fascinates me.
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charlesoberonn · 6 months ago
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darknight3904 · 2 months ago
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𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦
𝘓𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵 𝘹 𝘍𝘦𝘮!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
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𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: 𝘖𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘋𝘢𝘬𝘰𝘵𝘢, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯.
𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘓𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘯 (2017). 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘦𝘯 𝘝, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘝𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘕𝘦𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦.
𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘝𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦. 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵 𝘚𝘮𝘶𝘵 18+
𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥/ 𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳 30𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘰��𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨.
𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵: 4.8𝘬
𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵 / 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 / 𝘔𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵
Laura is kind of cute. In her own feral, mannerless way. You watch as she downs her second slice of pizza.
"She's just like you." You grin and nudge Logan's side
"No, she's not." Logan shook his head
The two of you turn to watch her take a large bite of her third slice. Charles lets out a joy-filled laugh at whatever is on the TV behind you and Logan.
"How many have you had again?" You tease, you're pretty sure he's eaten at least five now. Logan had always had a big appetite. You presumed it had to do with his healing factor.
"Shut up."
Pizza devoured and stomachs full, you make Laura brush her teeth and teach her how to floss properly while Logan and Charles argue on the other side of the bathroom door. Logan is trying to get the old man ready for bed, but out of context the voices coming through the door would be considered rather concerning.
"No! I can pull my own pants off, Logan!" Charles' voice yells
"Do it then!" Logan growls back
"Not with you looking at me!"
"M' not looking!"
Laura looks up at you, concerned for the two men with quite the dynamic.
"They're fine. Don't worry bout' it." You assure her with a thin smile, "Now, it's time for the mouthwash."
You tuck Laura into bed. Initially, you weren't going to but the memories of the video you had watched with Logan invaded your mind again. Images of an even younger Laura on the operating table so adamantium could be fused to her bones. Empathy got the better of you as you brought the covers up to her chin and whispered goodnight.
You returned to the bathroom, intent on showering to see Logan staring at himself in the mirror.
"You okay?" You ask him
"Charles told me I looked like Eeyore," Logan says staring at his face
"Like...from Winnie the Pooh? The depressed donkey?" You ask, slapping your hand over your mouth to keep him from seeing your smile
"Yes. The depressed donkey." Logan huffs
An unlady-like snort escapes your mouth and your eyes widen when Logan's head snaps to look at you.
"S' not funny." He says a scowl on his handsome face.
"No, no it's not...." You take in his appearance, and for a split second, you see the faintest blush on his face.
"She in bed?" Logan asks
"Tucked her in and everything." You confirm
Logan raises a brow at that statement. He must not approve of your actions. It's not your fault your maternal instincts kicked in, after all, Laura was cute, in her own way.
Logan leaves the bathroom after lecturing you on not getting attached to her. That the Sunseeker was the end goal, not playing house with a kid made from his genes. You nodded your head and pushed him out of the way to get to the shower, tired of smelling like sweat and who knows what else.
The endless hot water felt amazing on your tired body as you indulged in the low-quality soap, shampoo, and conditioner that the hotel had bolted to the wall in plastic pump bottles. A heavy sigh left your lips as your eyes fluttered shut in the steam-filled room. Logan was going to drive you mad one day.
Logan closed his eyes and let the night breeze clear his mind. Sitting here on the balcony would be more relaxing without all the passing traffic, but it was good enough for now. Nearly 34 stories up he could still hear the honking of horns and chattering of people. He cursed his enhanced senses. Despite the late hour, the city didn't want to sleep.
He sipped at the bottle of Jack Daniels he had found in the limo under a seat. Miraculously no bullets had punctured it in their getaway. He knew he should be in bed, he needed sleep for the long drive that awaited him tomorrow. Yet, he found himself unable to crawl into bed. And not just because Charles mumbled in his sleep.
The idea of you was plaguing him like it often did. He wasn't blind, he knew about your little crush. He had clocked it a month after settling in Mexico. The way you'd wait at the front door, the hot meals, the questions, the way you'd agreeably become a human pillow and give him the best scalp massage in the world.
He'd be lying to himself if he didn't feel it as well. At first, he thought it was because he was so isolated from the rest of the world. But, he never found himself noticing another woman, not in the Casino today and certainly not in any of the rides he fulfilled for people. Even the stupid bachelorette parties when girls much younger than you flashed their chests to him. No matter how he tried to forget it all, his mind was filled with nothing but you.
Even now, he was sure you were the cause for his lack of sleep. After you pushed him out of the bathroom saying you needed a shower, all he could picture was you. He thought of the way the soap was probably sliding down your body, dripping down your chest that drove him mad and slinking its way between your thighs.
He ran a heavy hand across his face, cursing his mind. Perhaps if he hadn't lost his cool a year ago he might be in the shower with you right now.
Logan wasn't quite sure why he did that. He chalked it up to fear. Fear of accepting your feelings, fear of his own, fear of losing you one day to one of Charles' seizures. You had spent the last year being so curt with him, with short conversations and stolen glances, it was nothing like what he was used to nor what he really wanted. Despite the past 24 hours being shit, he was glad you were warming up to him again. You'd let him comfort you earlier and laughed at the Eeyore comment, something he'd made up in hopes you'd like it.
After all, he couldn't tell you Charles really said that he looked like a dog's ball sack...that would've just been embarrassing.
Logan wondered what he looked like in your eyes. he knew what you looked like in his. And though he'd never admit it, Logan knew what he looked like when he saw you. Charles once coined it after spending twenty minutes talking about Sketchers.
"You look at her like she's hung the moon and the stars, Logan."
He wondered that if he were able to man up one of these days and tell you how he felt. Logan wondered if he'd be able to keep you forever.
The soft sound of the sliding balcony door roused him from his thoughts.
"Hope you're not too drunk yet." You teased motioning to the big bottle of whisky in his hand.
"Barely had two sips." He says
"Yeah, okay old man. And I'm not gonna blow up like some blood balloon one day from my own damn mutation."
It was a joke, he knew that, but it was also reality. One day your mutation would kill you, as would his.
"You ever wonder how it came to this?" Logan asks as you sit beside him
"Like what?" You hum, taking the bottle from him so you can have a sip.
"Sitting around while our own bodies try to kill us," Logan says
Logan watches you let out a soft sigh and examine your hands which are more bruises that actual normal skin.
"I've always thought they tainted the food, or maybe the water with some chemical." You theorize, "Used something that would suppress the x-gene in us."
"Makes sense." He nods, glancing down and wondering if this very bottle of whiskey would make things even worse for the two of you.
Logan's eyes drift to your form. A long white T-shirt, one of his sits on your frame, you must've found it in the limo, he always carried extra clothes with him. He can't tell if you're wearing shorts, hell, he can't even tell if you've got underwear on. He does know it's making his hotel-issued pajama pants a bit tighter than normal. Your hair is dripping onto the shirt, slowly making it a bit see-through even in the dim light. He wants to-
"Laura crawled into bed with Charles. She must've gotten scared while I was showering." You say, pulling him from his thoughts before he could become too perverted.
"I'll sleep on the floor." He finds himself declaring getting up to go make a nest of pillows and blankets for himself
"What?" You question, following him into your room
Logan grabs a couple of pillows and the extra blanket from the closet and tosses them to the floor. No way in hell was he going to be able to sleep next to you with what was running through his mind right now.
"Logan it's a king-size bed, we can share." You groan
"M' fine on the floor." He said
You glance at him, and then the bed, and then his pillows and blankets.
"Do you really hate me that much?" You breathily ask
Fuck.
Logan is unsure of himself as you climb under the covers next to him and flick the lights off. He's 200 years old and he's never felt this nervous around a woman. Jesus, he was going soft.
"Are you breathing over there?" You ask
"What? Oh. Yeah, I'm uh fine." He stutters.
Silence follows for a minute or two and Logan thinks you've fallen asleep.
"Goodnight, Logan." You quietly say
"Goodnight." He whispers back, turning on his side to pretend you're not there.
Twenty minutes pass from Logan bidding you goodnight and you almost think that he's asleep until he calls your name into the darkness.
"Thought you were asleep." You murmur turning to look at his broad back that's turned to you.
"Can't." Logan sighs
"Me either." You say, bolding reaching out and running a hand down where his spine would be under his shirt.
Logan lets out a deep groan and shifts beside you so he's laying on his back.
"Logan...can I-"
As if he's a mind reader, Logan's big arm reaches over and pulls you into his side. You rest your head on his chest as his hand comes to rest on the curve of your hip.
"Don't wait to ask next time, bub."
"Sorry." You whisper into the darkness, hoping he can't hear the smile on your face.
You awake hours later to a deep grunt from Logan filling your ears, the sun slowly rose, peaking through the curtains. His arms are tight around your waist as he holds you from behind. You rub the sleep from your eyes, it had been nearly 8 hours since you had fallen asleep in Logan's arms.
Another grunt fills your ears. At first, you think he might be having a nightmare, as he often did. But, the sudden press of his hips to your ass said differently. Your face grew hot as he pulled you even tighter to him, hips slowly rocking into your body.
"Logan." You whisper, hoping to wake him before something embarrassing happens, "Logan."
It's when you begin to wiggle out of his iron-clad grip that he stirs.
"S' wrong?" He murmurs looking up at you with sleep-filled eyes
"Nothing...it's just." You glance down, trying not to mention the large bulge that tents the soft hotel logo embroidered pajama pants.
"Fuck." Logan curses, pulling the covers up to hide himself, "Sorry."
"It's alright." You say you're sure your face is a million degrees right now. You had always wondered what he might be like in the bedroom yet here you were flustered like some virgin.
You watch as Logan stirs, you expect him to brush past you and into the bathroom to take care of himself. Yet, you find him standing in front of you, lips pressed to yours for the first time in your life.
You whisper his name like a prayer when he pulls away.
"Tell me you don't want me. Say it, and I'll never try again." He says eyes fixed on yours
You answer his question by pressing your lips to his again, weaving your hands through the greying hair you've come to love over the past year.
You break away and trail gentle kisses up his jawline and to his ear.
"I want you."
Logan lets out a deep groan that has your lower stomach tightening with need.
"You got me."
Logan gently pushes you back into bed, your back meets the soft sheets as he climbs on top of you. His lips meet yours again and this time his tongue swipes along your bottom lip. You let him in and arch your hips up, grinding into his bulge that somehow grows even harder.
You smile when he pulls away from the kiss, a breathy moan stuck on his lips as he glares down at you.
"What're you smiling at?"
"Mmm, nothing." You lie
Logan's hands find the bottom of your, his, shirt, and he tugs gently, asking permission.
"It's alright." You confirm
The soft fabric leaves you and the cooler air meets your bare skin. The first rays of sunshine illuminate you as you shyly cross your arms across your chest. His eyes are so intense, you can't help the shyness that bubbles into your throat.
"Knew you weren't wearing any panties." Logan smirks, his bigger hands coming to pulls yours down "Don't need to hide from me, hon."
You nod and drop your arms, hoping he likes what he sees. You wish it were darker out. Your skin has been marred by your mutation. You wouldn't blame him if he left right now.
"Beautiful." Logan murmurs, a hand coming up to gently squeeze at your breast, thumb gently teasing the nipple.
"You don't have to lie." You scoff
"You really think I'm lying?" Logan shakes his head. He takes your hand in his free one and presses it to his crotch, " Does that feel like a lie?"
You blush hotly, not expecting him to be so bold.
"No." You whisper
"Exactly."
His lips press into your skin, and his beard tickles your skin as he kisses a path down your body, stopping to press a gentle kiss to the top of your mound where a soft tuft of hair sits. Suddenly you wished you had shaved last night in the shower.
"Logan...: You gasp when he slips his tongue further south.
His tongue works like magic as it circles your clit and dips inside you. A loud moan tumbles from your lips when he brings his lips up to suck your clit into his mouth.
"Logan please..." You whimper when he breaks away suddenly
"Gotta be quiet, hon. Don't wanna wake anyone up. " He reminds you
You nod and he dips back down. You bite at the back of your hand, praying that your companions are deep sleepers.
Logan's nose bumps your clit as his tongue works its way inside you. Your hips fly off the bed and his strong arms come up to circle your thighs and lock you in place.
Utterly trapped, you're at his mercy now. Completely.
A small whimper passes through your hand and Logan speaks into your cunt.
"C'mon, hon. I got ya...let go"
The mixture of his deep voice and the way his tongue went back to working its magic has you losing your mind. Your hips thrash against his grip as the dam breaks and your eyes slam shut.
Logan presses a gentle kiss to your inner thigh before coming back up to you.
"You okay?" He asks
"Okay?" You laugh, "I've never cum that hard before."
"200 years of experience can be helpful." He brags
You roll your eyes and pull at his shirt, wanting to see him.
Scared skin and ripping muscle become visible to you and you have to keep yourself from staring too much as he also sheds his pants.
"Oh." You gulp as you finally get to see him in all his glory.
"Oh." He parrots with a smirk
A big hand comes up to your face and gently runs along your cheek.
"You still okay with this? I'll stop right now, just say the word." Logan says gently
You shake your head, the prospect of stopping would kill you.
"Words. I wanna hear it" He says
His dominant tone has a fresh wave of arousal wetting your thighs as you look up at him.
"I want to keep going." You say
"Good." He smiled pushing you back down to the bed
A gasp escapes your lips when he enters you. He was big, you knew it, you had seen it just seconds ago, yet it still surprised you as he pushed forward.
"Fuck..." Logan gasped above you, his hands gripping the pillows beside you
"Logan." You sigh
"You alright?" He asks softly
You nod enthusiastically. His hips pull backward and your jaw drops into a silent moan as he enters again. His chest hair tickles your own chest as he pumps in and out. Your eyes are wide and you're certain a bit of drool is on your chin as his hand jumps down to rub at your clit.
He's worked up you can tell, his thrusts become rougher as his hand rubs at your clit.
"Where?" Logan rasps
You weigh your options, you truly do. The chances of you getting pregnant were low, your body was so torn to shit it probably couldn't even carry a kid at this point.
"inside." You whisper "Inside me, Logan"
Logan lets out another quiet groan as he speeds up, the prospect of filling you has his hips losing it.
You cry out as you feel yourself cum again. Logan presses his lips to yours swallowing your moans and his own as he fills you. His hips stutter against yours as you run a hand through his hair.
He gently pulls out and before you know it, he's grabbing you by the waist and hauling you on top of him, your chest pressed to his as you lay directly on him.
"Fuck." He sighs
You smile into his chest, fully content despite how sticky you feel.
"You alright?" You ask him, listening to the way his heart races beneath his.
"Should be the one askin' you that." He says, running a hand down your sweaty back.
"I'm alright." You say pressing your cheek into his skin
"You sure? I didn't hurt you?" Logan asks
You sit up slightly to look at him.
"No, you didn't hurt me, Logan." You smile, pressing an assuring kiss to his lips, "I don't think I've ever had sex that amazing before"
Logan lets out a small snort of laughter.
"Good cuz' we can't do that again for a little bit."
You feel disappointment flood your system but you know what he means. You have a long road trip ahead of you, not to mention you're sure he feels exhausted after all that. You yourself feel boneless after all that. If only the two of you were younger.
"Get some rest," Logan murmurs into your hair "Three hours and we gotta go trade that piece of shit limo for something that will make it to North Dakota."
Much to your disappointment, he stays true to his word and wakes you up around nine. Logan tosses a soft towel toward you which lands directly on your face
"Take a quick shower. M' going to find us a ride. " He says
You nod and watch as he moves to get dressed. The towel he has wrapped around his waist soaks up the drops of water that fall from his hair and run down his tanned skin. Tantalizing body hair lines his skin and disappears under the towel, teasing what is hidden underneath.
"Less ogling, more showering." He huffs, dropping the towel to slip into a clean pair of underwear.
You rise to your feet, wrapped in the towel he gave you, and pad over to the bathroom, pretending not to look. Logan lets out a loud grumble when he catches you staring at his ass.
"Nice ass." You compliment, a smirk dancing on your lips.
"I'll drown you in the toilet."
You let out a bark of laughter and close the door. His jokes remind you of the young man you met at the school so many years ago. It seemed like an entirely different universe sometimes, thinking of who he used to be.
You help Charles with a bath after your own shower. It's embarrassing and difficult but you do it. He curses you out at least twenty times but at least he smells better by the end of it all. Then, you set your sights on Laura who avoids eye contact when you tell her to get in the bathroom.
"There is...a huge knot in your hair." You sigh, staring at the girl's head
Laura remains silent of course and picks at the sleeves of the fluffy bathrobe she put on as you try to blow dry her hair. It takes nearly twenty minutes but you're able to work most of it out with your fingers.
"You've gotta use more conditioner next time." You remind her as you flex your fingers.
Laura nods before climbing back into the bed with Charles to watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Charles.
Logan would be back soon. You somehow manage to get Charles into his chair so you could get on the road quicker, you knew Logan was getting antsy. Laura munches on a bag of pretzel sticks that you bought from the vending machine a few floors down.
It's all so domestic. You smile to yourself as Laura mimics Charles who sticks a pretzel between his lips and pretends to smoke it for her entertainment.
"Alright, that's enough." You say, "We're gonna wait for Logan down at the valet."
You were getting nervous, he had been gone for nearly two hours now. You were sure he was perfectly fine but that didn't stop you from worrying.
"Laura grab the stuff from the other room."
You shake two pills out into your hands for Charles.
"Take them," You say
"Do I have to?" He asks sadly looking up at you
"You know what happens when you don't." You sigh, not interested in arguing with him
Charles' hand brushes yours just as the door is kicked down. You hear Laura's loud shout before you see them.
"Don't move." You order Charles as you turn to face the men.
"That blood manipulator is here, boss," One says into his radio on his shoulder
For once you thank Logan for his constant drinking. Miniature whiskey bottles litter the room. Lucky for you, they're glass and will work nicely for what you have planned. You thank the Lord for Johnnie Walker and smash one end of it off the bed frame. The sharp edge glints in the sunlight as you tighten your grip determined not to make the first move on these assholes.
A voice on the radio crackles back, "Transigen wants her DNA. Put er' to sleep."
The sharp buzz of something that sounds very painful and full of enough volts to fry a horse hits your ears.
Three men on your left, two on the right. Where's Laura?
One of the ones on your left makes the first move, he's the one with the overkill taser, that looks more like a cattle prod. You easily grab one end, careful to avoid the volts that light up electric blue. All the gear this man is wearing is making him slow. Johnnie Walker finds a home in this mystery man's neck and he lets out a low gurgle.
Five more men enter the room and you focus in on the blood that's flowing down this man's body and into your hands. A sharp pain dances across your brain but you ignore it.
The radio crackles from this dead man's shoulder, "What the fuck are you doing?! Move!"
Your hands come up and you focus on the blood, sharpening it into the form of a knife, sending one into the closest man's neck. He falls to the ground clutching an open wound that will never close.
You're ready to drop the rest of them, the man on the other end of the radio is still shouting at them all.
"Forget them, Where's the kid?" One man asks
The mention of Laura has your eyes scanning for her, she's nowhere to be found but before you can kill the rest of them, Charles acts first.
An unbelievable surge of energy goes through you. The blood you were controlling slips from your grasp and splatters onto the ground. White hot pain flashes in your brain as you try to turn towards Charles. It's like you've been superglued in place. You watch helplessly as Laura inches towards you, dragging herself across the floor towards you.
The appearance of Logan has you relieved as he makes his way towards you, killing each of your assailants one by one with his claws. Laura hands the syringe off to Logan and almost as quickly as it started, it's over.
You fall backward to the ground, and your lungs heave as they welcome the oxygen they were deprived of. Logan's above you, checking you for any injuries as he barks an order at Laura. And then Logan's scooping you up, bridal style, and carrying you out of the room, whispering that everything was fine. Your hand throbs as Logan rushes to the car, Laura pushing Charles hot on his heels. Your own blood, a rare sight is trickling down your arm, staining the sweatshirt you had demanded yesterday.
Logan places you in the front seat and shoves a wad of napkins at you.
"Get it to clot."
He slams the door shut and goes to help Laura with Charles. You focus on your hand, willing the blood to stop. Your head sends a sharp pain down your spine but it eventually tapers off. The cut, becoming pink and sensitive, it'll be healed in the next day or so.
You spend the next hours in silence on the road. At some point Logan's hand had found a way to your thigh, resting there as he drove.
You twisted around to check on Laura and Charles, both of them were asleep. The car clock read 10:30 PM.
"You gonna let me drive?" You ask Logan
"I'm fine." He says
You sigh, of course, he was planning to drive through the night you truly didn't know how he survived on so little sleep.
"The men back at the hotel today, they were planning on taking me alive." You say to him
"They want your genetic code. Probably want to grow more mutants with it, that's what they did with mine." Logan says, glancing in his mirror at a sleeping Laura.
"Living weapons." You sigh, thinking of all the children in that video.
"What they'd do with your power? Can you imagine some full-powered, mindless zombie, controlling people's blood?" Logan shakes his head.
It's not a pretty picture, what his words conjure in your mind. Some nameless child raised up with the idea that their power is invincible.
"Shit, they'd be able to pop the head off the president's shoulders without even blinking," Logan says
"I get it." You glare at him
You're a long way from full strength. You wonder if you'd even be able to, in Logan's words, "Pop someone's head off". Perhaps the effort would kill you and you'd blow a hole in your own mind. Just earlier today you had struggled, there was once a time you would've been able to cut every one of those men down in less than three seconds.
"Nothing's gonna happen to you. Transigen isn't getting one drop of that blood." Logan assures you, "We're gonna drop her in North Dakota and then buy the Sunseeker."
"I want to be able to drive it every once in awhile." You say
"Yeah?" Logan smiles over at you, "You're not gonna crash it into something?"
"We'll be in the middle of the ocean how would I crash?" You roll your eyes
"Remember that time we went Go-Karting as a team and you jumped a barrier and hit Scott so hard he had whiplash for a week?"
"That was once!" You groan, "Is that why you won't let me drive now?"
Logan's deep laugh fills your ears as he shakes his head.
"That's part of the reason. The other half is that it makes me feel useful. Feel like I'm doing something for you."
You sit up, looking over at him.
"Logan, you are useful. You do things for me all the time."
The headlights of a car passing by on the other side of the road illuminate his tired face.
"Yeah? Like what?"
"Just today you carried me out of the hotel and to the car. Two weeks ago you bought my favorite candy for movie night even though you hate it."
You glance to the backseat making sure Laura and Charles are still asleep.
You lower your voice just in case they wake up, "You literally gave me two of the best orgasms I've ever had this morning."
Even though it was true, you meant it as a joke, but it caught Logan off guard as his laugh turned into a fit of coughs.
"Logan!" You exclaim when his hands let go of the wheel and one of those damn auto trucks nearly runs you off the road.
"What's going on?" Charles and Laura are awake in the backseat again
Logan slows the car down so you're cruising at 45mph. He turns to you, face serious and brows slightly pinched together in anger.
"No more sex jokes."
Part Three
Whenever I write smut, I feel like it doesn't flow as well as my other normal writing. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed this part.
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bluerosetarot · 9 months ago
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The MW2 brainrot is real. Was telling my partner over some dinner at a local Indian place how I don't like cilantro because I have "that" gene that makes it taste like soap.
Cue my partner, who knows nothing about the franchise other than my obsession and few character names, saying "how do you know what that man tastes like?"
And it took me a good few minutes of "???????" with visible confusion on my face before it clicked.
And now I can't get it out of my head where the 141 guys are sitting around eating some curry chips or something like that, and they offer some cilantro chutney to the reader who says "nah I don't like that stuff, tastes like soap" and fucking MacTavish getting his stupid grin saying "Aye lassie/laddie, how d'ye know wha' I taste like?"
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incognitopolls · 8 months ago
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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that1nerd-20 · 4 months ago
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Imagine a Dog!hybrid!reader with human 141, so shes like an anomaly in a mostly human world. She's a doberman hybrid, like ghost she always has a ski mask on. Her eyes are visible, no matter what your eye color is reader has piercing amber eyes, (because of her being a dog hybrid, the only doberman that can have blue eyes different than the range of browns is the albino and I don't support the breeding of that gene) I'm imagining that she was a lab experiment and was found as a kid, found by some higher up that can keep her secret classified. I like the idea of Laswell finding her and just deciding to adopt her. She learns her ticks and tricks easily enough. And reader doesnt really have any visible "dog" features other than her ears, tail, and teeth. Her claws grow a little faster and pointyier than regular humans nails. But like just imagine...
Doberman hybrid!reader needing to have a job at all times, being a working dog she gets antsy and destructive if she's understimulated. Laswell figures that out very early on after a shirt gets chewed up and has to be thrown away.
Doberman hybrid! Reader having hand puzzles and fidget toys on hand at all times to keep her stimulated.
Doberman hybrid! Reader that does laps around base when she's not on a mission. Or she's carrying around extra weight while she does mundane things so she feels useful.
Doberman hybrid! Reader that always waits for instructions before doing anything
Doberman hybrid! Reader that wags the tiny stump of a tail, that hides in her pants, anytime she gets praised, her body immediately relaxes when laswell calls her, her good girl. This gets worse once she meets and starts going with the 141.
Doberman hybrid! Reader that calls laswell mom or mama when they are alone.
Doberman hybrid! Reader that loves head/chin scratches.
Doberman hybrid! reader that wears a ski mask and helmet at all times to hide her ears.
Doberman hybrid! reader that is called anubis around base, most don't even know why they just heard it one day and went with it
Doberman hybrid! reader that has canines that grew in when she was 10 ish, she was teething and had to have so many chew things to help
Doberman hybrid! reader who doesn't really have a heat or period, more like a mixture of the two, it's not as often as a period but not as long as a heat cycle. Reader nests during her cycle and is a little bit more horny than usual. She gets very clingy during this time as well.
When she meets the 141, I imagine it's because some dumbass higher up said that laswell and reader couldn't work together anymore because they are mom and daughter. Even though anyone that knows about r's condition knows the reason they work together is because of r's condition. Like any work dog she needs a knowledgeable handler. When they meet her, they're all intrigued. She's quiet and does everything laswell says without complaint. For this specific reader I think ghost and soap would take one look at her eyes and immediately stake a claim silently. Soap is a bit more vocal about it in subtle ways, ghost is just looming and quiet, but if you know him well enough, like the 141, you can see the possession flickering in his eyes. The only thing is reader wants nothing to do with any of them. When they go on their mission, reader is a little lost, she waits for orders like the good girl she is and price starts getting frustrated with this, he's used to his boys knowing exactly what needs to get done without asking even though for certain reasons he still voices his needs for missions. He tries to understand because she's new to the team but he can't seem to. Eventually he blows up at reader, she cowers and gets that guilty look in her eye even though she didn't do anything wrong per say. Ghost clenched his gun tightly not like the tone price was using, soap was a little less subtle with his anger, he glared a hole into prices head. Gaz tried to get the captain to back and eventually he did but the damage had been done. Soap tried to talk to reader but it wasn't much use. Once they got back to base, reader immediately goes to laswells office, wanting to be comforted by her person. Laswell was beyond pissed when she heard what happened and marched down to John's office to tell him right off. Angry mama bear mode activated. After a few more missions (over a few months), laswell tells the boys what reader is, like maybe they are on a mission and at their safe house. Reader is asleep in a hoodie and a mask. They don't believe her at first untill reader wakes up from a nightmare crying and freaks so she rips her mask off, ears pinned back. Laswell goes over and holds her telling her mama is here. When she falls back asleep, she sets her back down against her bed and gives her a spare t-shirt cause hybrid!reader has a sensitive nose and a comforting scent will help her. Ghost and soap test this later down the road while on mission, they grab an old t-shirt of theirs and give it to asleep reader. She cuddles it and eventually sticks it in her mouth unknowingly, she doesn't chew on it. Laswell taught her better than that, she just let's it sit in her teeth. Once johnny and Simon have her as their girlfriend she just stuffs whatever t-shirt they're wearing to bed, or maybe even fingers (as long as they are clean.)in her mouth when they settle in for the night. Eventually when she moves out of Laswells house and into the boy's she's now going to have to get used to not being the only dog in the house. Riley at first doesn't know how to react to this strange woman that smells of Dog in his home. Reader doesn't know how to act around a dog, the dogs at base usually didn't like her. But eventually they become best friends. She's able to understand what Riley needs most of the time and when they both get antsy they take runs together. Simon's a little mad that his dog stole his girl but he makes her feel better so he guesses its alright. Once they retire, reader doesn't get as antsy anymore mainly because she's stimulated, even if she's not working anymore. She still has her moments but with Simon, Johnny, and Riley all in her life she's got plenty of things to keep her occupied. Even more so if she has some smaller pups running around if you know what I mean... 😏
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slightly-gay-pogohammer · 2 months ago
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and okay. ultimate cilantro poll
no nuance allowed
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ferberus-skull · 1 year ago
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may have found one guy already?
guys god DAMNIT i only need 2 more dragons to get the 250 dragons achievement.
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