#i don't have a single idea about either of the mcs yet 😭

[vermilionsun]

Your Touchstarved headcanons are wonderful! You are almost single handedly keeping me sane while I wait for the full game. Truly, you are a blessing to this fandom.

I was wondering if you had any thoughts about what any of the LIs would think of an MC who is a Writer/Artist. Maybe they had to give it up for a while when they left to go to Erridia?

Or...

Since MC is broke, what do the LIs think of them showing affection through gifts, even if they haven't got money? I can imagine they make simple, inexpensive things like paper flowers for Leander or friendship bracelets for Ais.

Anyway I hope you have a great day, keep up the good work and thanks for posting so much good stuff.💐🌼

I’m actually crying you’re so sweet THANK YOU SO MUCH?!! AVCKHVCEBFC 😭😭

I took it a step further, I hope you don't mind.

This is 1/2 :)

Disclaimer! They/Them for MC because we love inclusivity!

Kuras

Writer

He’d probably figure it out rather quickly. The way they would meticulously jot down notes, the endless stream of ideas, and their thoughtful insights into various u̶n̶c̶o̶n̶v̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ topics. Or perhaps he had caught glimpses of their constantly ink-stained fingers. Either way, it became another entry in Kuras' catalogue of fascinating things about them. Undeniably intrigued, he couldn't help but wonder if their writing reflected their innermost thoughts and desires—if each word they wrote held a piece of their soul, waiting to be discovered by someone willing to delve into the depths of their imagination—or perhaps if it was simply a creative outlet for emotions they couldn't express otherwise.

Kuras found himself wanting to uncover the layers of complexity that made up the enigmatic individual behind the pages of their notebooks. And he was more than willing to take on that challenge.

Taking into consideration the fact that perhaps the MC wouldn't be able to afford fancy writing tools or notebooks, often writing down messy notes in napkins with worn-out pens and crayons left behind by patrons at the Wick, Kuras would gift them a brand new notebook and a set of pens, hoping that the small gesture would encourage the MC to continue expressing themselves through writing and perhaps even open up to him about the deeper secrets of themselves they had yet to reveal.

Vere

Artist

As a fellow artist himself, Vere knew to recognize talent when he saw it, no matter how subtle or unassuming it may appear at first glance. After all, true artistry is not just about skill but also passion and dedication. He didn't miss the way the MC's eyes lingered a moment longer on the brush strokes of a distant painting in a random Eridian shop with such reverence, as if trying to capture the essence of the art itself, before moving on, or the way their eyes focused on the lightning dancing across the sky and their fingers twitched with an unspoken desire to create. 

Vere could sense the raw artistry bubbling just beneath the surface; he saw in them the same hunger for self-expression and longing for freedom that had driven him to pursue his own artistic endeavours. 

So he carefully crafted a plan. He discreetly left behind pens and paper in the MC's vicinity. He didn't directly hand it to them, opting to let them stumble upon the supplies, hoping that the MC would take notice and feel compelled to pick up the tools on their own accord. Don't ask him why he did so; he doesn't know the answer himself. Perhaps because of an inexplicable curiosity and a desire to see if he could spark something within the MC, to see if he could ignite that same creative flame that burned within him. Or maybe it was simply a gut feeling. Regardless, he watched from a distance as the MC began to tentatively pick up the pens and paper, their eyes alight with newfound inspiration. It brought a g̶e̶n̶u̶i̶n̶e̶ satisfied smile to his face, his tail wagging back and forth in contentment.

Leander

Dance

Leander figured the MC used to be a dancer. It was obvious if one paid close attention; their perfect posture, precision, strength, and flexibility in their body were a dead giveaway. He'd notice the gracefulness in their movements, every step deliberate and full of confidence, and the fluid transitions between postures.

Leander found himself bewitched. He couldn't tear his eyes away from the MC as they'd effortlessly glided around the Wick, their feet barely making a sound against the hardwood floor. It was effortless, seamless, and utterly captivating. He will admit he couldn't help the small smile once he'd noticed the subtle way they would often tap their feet to the rhythm of a song roaring throughout the tavern.

It was a talent that couldn't be hidden, no matter how hard they tried.

His plan was simple: He needed some sort of opening, somewhere to insert himself into the situation without coming across as intrusive (o̶r̶ a̶g̶g̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶… o̶r̶ d̶e̶m̶a̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶… o̶r̶—). He would simply attempt to start a conversation with them and praise their dance skills, hoping to learn more about that talent of theirs—maybe even ask them for a dance later in the evening—while also finding a way to subtly steer the conversation towards more personal matters.

N̶o̶, i̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶n̶'t̶ n̶e̶r̶v̶e̶s̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ f̶l̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ i̶n̶ h̶i̶s̶ s̶t̶o̶m̶a̶c̶h̶. I̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶ p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ t̶h̶e̶ e̶x̶c̶i̶t̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ o̶f̶ t̶h̶e̶ u̶n̶k̶n̶o̶w̶n̶ o̶u̶t̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ a̶w̶a̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ h̶i̶m̶ a̶n̶d̶ b̶l̶a̶h̶ b̶l̶a̶h̶ b̶l̶a̶h̶—

Mhin

Sculpture

They noticed something was up because the MC. wouldn’t. stop. staring. at their face. The way their eyes lingered on Mhin's features made them feel self-conscious, as if every flaw and imperfection were being scrutinised under a microscope.

Mhin couldn't decipher the intent behind the intense gaze, but it left them feeling both uncomfortable and strangely flattered. They couldn't help but wonder what it was about their appearance that captivated the MC so intensely. It was as if they'd seen something in them that no one else did—something worth examining closely.

They tried to maintain a neutral expression but ended up shifting uncomfortably in their seat, trying to break the look that seemed to be piercing through their very soul. 

It wasn't until the MC finally spoke up, complimenting Mhin's bone structure and suggesting they would make a great model for a sculpting project, that Mhin made the connection.

The revelation made Mhin feel incredibly flattered and intrigued, as they had never considered themselves to be particularly striking or noteworthy. The idea of being immortalised in stone by someone talented was… intimidating. And somehow humbling.

Ais

Architecture

He is observant, and can easily notice a person who seems particularly interested in a specific thing. He observed them, their body language, facial expressions and the way they looked at things around them, their eyes tracing the fine details from afar—it was almost like they were analysing them.

What made his suspicions clear was...the Seaspring. F̶i̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ t̶h̶e̶ d̶a̶m̶n̶ t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ w̶a̶s̶ u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ a̶t̶ s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ b̶e̶y̶o̶n̶d̶ b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ d̶e̶s̶p̶a̶i̶r̶

It was the way they looked at the building in particular; their eyes darted around, as if examining every inch, every line and curve of the temple. He’d smirk to himself, eyes following their every move, as if he could read their thoughts.

He’d bring them anything; from papers, inks and rulers to wood and other building materials. He’d let them demolish, remodel, completely renovate the fucking thing—he couldn’t care less, as long as he had somewhere to rest at night. Besides, their smile was worth more to him than any amount of power he could be offered.

I could make another one with Singing/Music, Theatre and Design or Ceramics perhaps….

[misc-obeyme]

CC'S COZY COMFORTS EVENT

I said I was gonna do a lil event, so here I am! Also I swear I only just realized there are a lot of Cs in that title, but I'm not changing it now.

The only reason this event exists is because I said so. Sure, I could claim some follower milestones and what not, but listen. I just want to get back into doing requests again. I finally finished my OC story rough draft, so now it's time for some short & sweet comfort writing while I edit that beast. Which means mostly fluff, a lil hurt/comfort, and just a hint of spice.

RULES

Please read all the rules before making a request! If you don't follow the rules, I may be unable to fulfill your request. I'm pretty chill, but honestly the rules exist for my own mental health lol.

You can request two different things in this event!

DRABBLES

This is a piece of writing around 500 words or less. I might go over because this is me we're talking about, but the goal is 500 or less. See these examples! There are 10 prompts available for this type of request.

To request a drabble, leave the following in my ask box:

Choose an Obey Me character

Choose a prompt from the list below

Optional: choose a second character in place of MC

PROMPT LIST

Please choose a prompt from the list that doesn't have a character's name by it already. I will update the list as quickly as I can as I receive requests. (I have a backup list should I decide to extend the event.)

forgetful - Satan ~complete~

sparkle - Asmodeus ~complete~

blanket - Mammon ~complete~

wind - Simeon ~complete~

illuminate - Leviathan ~complete~

flame - Diavolo ~complete~

tome - Solomon ~complete~

ink - Arsenios (my OC thank you for requesting him Silver 😭) ~complete~

apron - Solomon ~complete~

cloudy - Barbatos ~complete~

HEADCANONS

These are going to be a short list of headcanons for a single character, which will be around 700 words or less. See this example! There are 10 slots available for this type of request.

To request a headcanon, leave the following in my ask box:

Choose an Obey Me character

Choose a genre from the list below

Optional: give me an idea to base the headcanon on (examples: on a date with MC, how they are in class, etc.)

GENRE LIST

fluff: just as it sounds, all the sweet fluff... some might say this is my specialty (it's me, I'm the only one who says that)

hurt/comfort: another fave, this is where we start out sad, but have a happy ending

spicy: suggestive, might not necessarily include smut

author's choice: let me choose for you!

HEADCANON SLOTS: 0 available (this section will be updated with the requests as I receive them)

Lucifer x MC: author's choice ~complete~

Solomon sightseeing in Devildom/human world: fluff ~complete~

Simeon being human: hurt/comfort ~complete~

Asmodeus: hurt/comfort ~comfort~

Solomon with depressed MC: hurt/comfort ~complete~

Mammon: fluff ~complete~

Satan x MC: author’s choice ~complete~

Mammon: hurt/comfort ~complete~

Barbatos x MC: hurt/comfort ~complete~

Mephistopheles first time with MC: fluff and/or spicy ~complete~

ADDITIONAL RULES

Any Obey Me character is acceptable for either type of request! You can choose one of the undateables or even characters we haven't seen yet, but keep in mind that I will use my creative license for some of their characterization! I will also accept requests for my OC if that's something anyone is interested in.

You can send more than one request, but please send them separately!

You can specify MC's gender if you would like to! I generally default to gender neutral.

You can also specify if you would like romantic or platonic! I default to romantic in most cases.

I will be working on them sporadically until all of them are complete. Since they're all going to be pretty short, I'm not sure how long it will take. But if I finish them quickly, I might extend the event.

Thank you for being here and for participating!

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[loveislandthegame]

thoughts on today’s volume ! when i first started playing the volume, i couldn’t even play the final episode, so we’re off to an excellent start. 😭 idk what time it got fixed, but i’m finally able to finish it.

this is unrelated to the plot, but FB loves a “wry smile,” they don’t even use it correctly half the time (i smile wryly while playing this game)

now onto the actual story: dominic pulls MC for a chat, he tells her that he gave up the job & had to report some shady contractors…basically that MC dodged a bullet by not getting the job she wanted. you can tell that FB pulled something out of their ass to make him look better, because there's no reason he couldn't have said this in the beginning of casa. while i don’t know how this specific scene was for the other careers, what i have read people say about the backstories in the previous volume makes me feel like this storyline was written with baker MC & dominic in mind. this whole thing has been nonsensical with them as architects

excellent coding job, FB 😭

stick or twist time, and unfortunately it went exactly how i predicted. esme twists with kenzo, ruby twists with zac, anna twists with reid. since MC goes last, she’s forced to twist with wack ass dominic. somebody sedate me !!! (side note: i get not being able to choose kenzo, but what was the point of even letting MC flirt with zac and reid if we couldn’t actually choose them ?)

we return to the villa, somehow jace is the only one that twisted. maisie is absolutely adorable ‼️❤️😭❤️

why was tunde allowed to stick ? i know it said that he was technically coupled up with anna, but MC & anna were under the impression that they’re single, even if their partners came back, and therefore don’t have a choice in twisting. the AI is AI-ing

go directly to jail ! do not pass go, do not collect $200. i have modded gems and i still refused to pay for whatever the hell he was trying to do

there’s a “new” bombshell, i have no idea why FB decided to do a cliffhanger for that. he’s our dumped partner. welcome back, kane !🎉

also, in what universe do we go “way back” and have an “interesting history” with dominic ? i know i’ve already said this twice, but dominic should’ve just been an ex. based on FB’s incoherent lore, he was a stranger that took our job opportunity. MC could have had a crush on him, but that’s up to the player's decisions. my MC does not know this man. she’s stuck in a couple with joe goldberg over here 😭😭

we have yet another annoying love triangle…i’m referring to MC, her returning partner, and dom, but tbh that also applies to the whole esme drama. my point is that this volume barely acknowledges that my main focus has been on ruby. why do i have to constantly choose between kane and dominic when i don’t want to couple up with either of them ?

i have no idea why everyone and their mother is dragging maisie when she’s done nothing wrong. i agree with the redditor that pointed out that she’s getting the s5 MC treatment

next up is some cupid’s arrow challenge. reid my darling, you may look like a bratz boyz rock doll that’s been left out in the sun, but i love a bi king

when anna said something among the lines of being tired of the esme show, she took the words right out of my mouth…or the text out of my fingers ? FB is notorious for making black women islanders look foolish, they love to set black women up for this fandom’s racism & misogyny. i don’t want to feed into that. but GIRLLLL. i don't give an iota of a fuck about her love triangle 😭

on a more positive note, maisie is for the girlies ! i already guessed that she was when she introduced herself to MC, but i’m glad we can kiss her. i kissed ruby for the extra turn gem scene

anna calling reid “count flopula” when everyone was competing for the hideaway sent me. the game is much more fun when the girls have personalities outside of delusionally hating MC. we get a bullseye, so we won the hideaway

afterwards there's a welcome back party for kane, we play pass the bowl. i chose “who do you think is the funniest islander” or whatever

our dare is to “do a dance for the closest islander of the opposite sex” (first of all, tf kind of dare is that ?) which is obviously an attempt at making us choose between dom and our old partner, i picked kane. for the diamond scene i chose to kiss the sexiest islander, and then picked maisie

after that, it's time for the hideaway, of course i picked ruby ! (just ignore the fact that 5 seconds ago i didn't choose her for sexiest islander...i can't help it, i'm a libra 😏) it’s funny that on special occasions, female LIs will get changed off-screen so our outfits will be "a surprise," but it's the same sleepwear as always ! it would be cool if LIs had a different outfit for the hideaway. anyways, you already know we got that prop box. i picked massage oil, because nothing is sexier than rubbing oil all over your partner’s pyjamas...😭

in true FB fashion, some drama happens while MC is in the hideaway. why did maisie leave ?😭 i don’t blame her, i would’ve already walked if the game let us, but i meant that it should’ve been jace instead 💔 FB is constantly raising the bar for screwing over wlw players

overall...i really hope the new islander is another bi girl, or better yet, maisie and felicity in a trench coat. there’s 3 volumes left and we still don’t have a second female LI in the villa 🙄 with our luck, i wouldn't be surprised if the bombshell was vida (anna for some players) or yet another guy for esme, the actual main character of this season

and why is everyone acting like MC chose dominic out of her own volition ? literally the only thing she could've done is twist with him. technically our partner could argue that MC could've chosen to walk instead of twisting, but that would make no sense because he had this whole thing about wanting us to stay in the villa. anyways, if i have to choose a guy i'd rather be with kane, but considering how much time is left, the next recoupling is probably going to be the final one. i'm ready for this season to be over, pull the plug !

[1d1195]

Wait no bestie I’m the dumb one lol Thursday is what t the extra is called not the story😭 omg I love a good next door neighbors story especially when the mc is trying to act like she isn’t wanting him!

See I love the way you wrote your angst because it makes sense to me!! I don’t think it ever really feels like it’s coming out nowhere but then again even if it does, it’s not a bad thing tbh! Though I totally get being self critical about it like I’m the same way lol for me it depends on the problem on how long the angst vibes should last! Like the Honey cliffhanger was shocking! And yes it was coming out of “nowhere” BUT bestie if we really want to analyze it like targeting a young single dad who is RICH makes sense. Especially with how Chloe’s death was like talked about in news outlets(I hope I’m remembering right lol) then if I was a criminal I would think he is an easy target! Since he obviously will leave the baby with someone who’s not him! ANYWAYS overall it was not dumb and I loved the drama it gave!

gagtita is SOO you coded I can’t even!! I’m sure whatever you may come up with will just be so good!!!

Omg Sam you’re so sweet😭 I’ll definitely let you know little facts that I think you might like! I try to remember when my brain isn’t fried lol

ITS OKAY IF YOU DRAG ME HAHAH I LOVED IT!! I know you would never intentionally try to make me or anyone feel bad! If anything i genuinely laughed out loud when i read it!

Oh bestie his HANDS are just soooo AH! I will certainly update if anything happens lol

Maybe highlights might give you the change you’re looking for without it being too extreme? Idk tbh because I don’t photograph well at all either lol but bestie I bet you’re actually so hot and like you’re super smart and KIND so yeah!!!

How exciting visiting a place you’ve never too!! Fall is so you and I love that!!

I can sleep late when I don’t have classes but typically it’s not ideal because my body will just get use to a certain time sadly lol but yeah its good for three days only though I don’t know yet how it will be like long term! I don’t go on Monday’s so I consider it be just a another day for the weekend lol but yeah this past Monday I didn’t need to do anything so I was so lucky to read the honey update early!

When I drop your full name it’s truly never because I’m upset! If anything I’m just truly GAGGED and FREAKING OUT lol

Hope your week is going well!! Sending you the best vibes! Hope you can find something that makes you smile! Love you bestie!!-💜

You're not dumb lol I was def misleading the way I wrote it. I've got like four or five one shot ideas. genuinely PRAYING they don't turn into a series. I feel like I need a break from writing a series. I've been overwhelming y'all with series 😭😭

I'm glad you see the vision! That makes me so happy!

If you have any facts or tips to help my teenagers be normal those would def be facts I'd be interested in 😂😂

My mom's been encouraging highlights and I should just listen to her because she's always right about my looks. I used to hate shopping with her but now I'm like "Can you tell me what to wear, Mommy, please?" Ma'am tried to put me in turtle necks all the time for most of my childhood and I REFUSED. Now I LOVE turtle necks. My poor mother.

I'm sure I've mentioned I love the moon and I always see posts that are like "the moon is beautiful and doesn't photograph well either" so I try to remember that but it's hard 😭

hahaha I feel that. I love to sleep in! (UNTIL 7) I'm a 5:45AM wake up kind of gal. 7 on the weekends is a delight. I also feel like I don't get anything done if I sleep late. But anyway. I LOVE a Monday off schedule. That's the best! I'm glad you were able to read it early I hope you're able to read the last part soon too! I love your feedback 💕

NO I LOVE THE NAME DROP it's so funny 😭

Hope your week is good too! Love youuuu!!!

xoxo

[rsmrymnt-tea]

You're a 1.5 intimidating!! The .5 is because sometimes I get a little nervous you won't like my ideas :((

But you are actually very lovely and creative!! I can't really believe people find you intimidating!!

(your bunny!Dola's oml!!! Y'know in surprise guest when you do a good interact and the hearts come off the character?? That's me looking at her!! I don't think I've seen anyone do long skirts with their bunny babe yet?? But it works so well for Dola!!

And I'm making a cardigan for a family friend. The pattern is really simple and repetitive so the hardest part is just the way I'm alternating different colours. I've never made clothes for someone outside of my immediate family though so that's kinda scary 😬

Very excited for the Dola content to come!!! I was actually thinking about all the work you put into them the other day. If I try to think about an OC for more than an hour I get bored or I start hating them akdjskd. "Trust the process" but I hate the processsss 😭. Very glad you've been able to put so much work into Dola though!! She has my heart tbh!!)

- 🐝

Ksjdhskjd 🐝 nonnie!! I feel like there hasn’t been a single idea of yours that I didn’t like??? Like honestly at this point I have to credit you for half the stuff I’m gonna put in the TSL AU once I get the time and brainspace to think about it and make stuff on it >.>;;

And hdkghf thank you!! But truthfully I understand why people find me intimidating irl, at least on first impression? I don’t vibe like I’m friendly until I smile and I’m a little confrontational >.>;; (Also there’s… there’s a reason why I really, really relate Satan and his efforts to be more than anger dhdfkjghkdfjhjk)

Sbjvhd and thank you!! Goodness dfjsdf I’m so flattered Dola gets that reaction out of you ;w; Also honestly I don’t recall any either, though I’m sure I’ve seen at least one… The trend I’ve noticed is usually shorts and/or skirts but Dola doesn’t like showing leg lol

A whole cardigan tho!! That’s like… Way beyond my patience, so cool that you can stick with it even if it’s fairly straightforward. I think the most i’ve ever crocheted was a coaster? Also I’m sure your family friend’s gonna love what you’ll make!! What’s more heartwarming than a handmade garment? Fully custom made and unique as well :0

She has your heart ;w; ;w; ;w; You’re killing me, nonnie, my goodness 😭 Tbh I feel like I’d have lost interest in OM if it weren’t for Dola dshkgjhsd like whenever I play lessons or events my first thought’s always ‘so how’s this gonna go for Dola?’ because if I had to stick to just canon MC + game canon I’d be long gone already >.> And honestly the longer I’ve thought about her the more attached I get and the more I don’t shut up about her sfgkjgh

(I’m actually genuinely at a point where I don’t think I can or even want to write for a general unnamed gn!MC anymore? I used to want to write about Dola through a gn!MC using you/they pronouns out of insecurity and the urge to people please (since we all know that generally, named MC content gets a lot less attention than unnamed MC) but now I think I’m fully OC-only if there’s going to be an MC in my writing >.< I just have to fucking finish something I can actually post dghkjdfgh)

[misc-obeyme]

NEW MAMMON CARD AND I'M HERE TO YELL ABOUT HIM, I GOT HIM WITHIN 20 PULLS YAYY

But now i gotta pull for Levi !! I haven't read Mammon devilgram yet but I'm so excited!! And the new memory card with 13 and Beel, Im dYING. BEEL IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVES AND THE COLLAR AND THE TATTOOS (?) AND WJDJJFKF. AND THIRTEEN?? MA'AM. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE?!

She looks so prettyyyy 😭 happy pride to me, the bisexuals (me) are winning !!! I'm getting this card no matter what!! My poor coworker watched me have a Moment™ when I saw the cards because I got the notification near closing. AND I JUST SAW THERE'S ANOTHER MEMORY CARD WITH MAMMON IN IT?? I AM SO GRINDING THIS EVENT, CELESTIAL BOXES DON'T GOT NOTHING ON ME !!

Also the login support bonus where Mammon is like "let me show you why they go for the bad boys" like 1. YES PLEASE but 2. okay whatever you say mister heart of gold (would burn the world down for MC probably).

the gloves AKWJDJF and the CHOKER AAAA. THEY'RE ALWAYS GIVING HIM CHOKERS AND COLLARS AND MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT. 😭😭 i needed this after the terrible day i had on Sunday, retail ain't for the weak. It makes me wonder who in the cast could handle working in retail. I'm trying to think of Mammon or Lucifer as managers and having to explain policies, and the specifics of coupons and sales. Or even theft, because you're not allowed to do anything but be overly annoying with customer service. That's a funny idea.

ALSO I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT MY COFFEE AU, I'VE JUST BEEN WAY TOO TIRED TO PUT ANYTHING INTO WORDS OKAY BYEEE

- ✨ anon

AH I got the card tooooo!! I haven't read the Devilgram yet either but that is next!

I actually really like all the villain outfits?? The hero ones are okay, but they're a little boring in comparison. And like the villains got Barbatos, Solomon, AND Mammon!?? I mean there's no question which side I would choose lol.

And yesssss, Beel looks amazing, too!! AND THIRTEEN. She's stunning and I love her.

I pulled more than I maybe would have in the Nightmare because I wanted to grind this event too!! There are so many things that I'm totally loving!! Straight up, it's the villains and the CARDS are really good, too!!!

LOLOL I laughed so hard when I first saw Mammon's login bonus line! I was like listen, I know you think you're a bad boy and that's really dang cute, but we all know you're a good boy. :)

But yes, they REALLY NEED TO STOP with the choker/collar situation!!! I swear it's every single Mammon outfit nowadays and every time it feels like a personal attack lol.

Oof I'm sorry about working retail, I know it sucks! I think Lucifer would be good at being a manager, but he'd probably scare the shit out of customers. Maybe that's a good thing lol. Mammon would charm everybody just by being his adorable self. He's just got that outgoing personality, so I think he'd do all right. Might blow up every now and again with someone pushing too far. I think Asmo would also do well, but he's also not gonna let anyone get away with just anything.

I kinda see Beel being too nice. Like he'd be good at it, but he'd be the one who just lets customers yell at him without defending himself at all.

Belphie, Satan, and Levi would all be failures for different reasons, put those guys in the back lol.

And no worries at all, take your time! No obligations here, I love to hear about it as long as you wish to share it, whenever that may be!