#i don't have a 3d printer but i do encourage digital piracy

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Dave: i downloaded this vehicle

John: what do you mean?

Dave: well my mate dirk has this hella good 3d printer

Dave: so he hacked the toyota mainframe and downloaded this here hilux

Dave: and then it was just a matter of printing

John: you downloaded this vehicle?

Dave: yes

John: that’s stealing!

Dave: hows it stealing

Dave: i made an exact copy

Dave: i didnt steal anything from anyone

John: you took potential profits from Toyota!

Dave: i wasn’t going to buy a hilux either way

Dave: theyve lost no profits

Dave: this hurts no one

John: … that’s actually quite a good argument for online piracy.

Dave: i pirated this vehicle

John: what about those ads that say “you wouldn’t download a car”?

Dave: well it turns out

Dave: given the chance

Dave: yes

Dave: yes i would

Dave: i would download a car

Dave: and i did

Dave: at the first opportunity