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Username Fic Game
@wurzelbertzwerg tagged me for this so I'll give it a whirl. Just an aside that it's a little intimidating to recommend stories to the void, to pick a list that is varied across different fandoms and
Rules: Take each letter of your username and rec a fic whose title starts with that same letter! Then feel free to pass it on to your friends.
I think we can tell that I don't recognize the authority of whoever established the rule to this game. I used my AO3 name -- snafsnaf -- so I'd have fewer letters to recommend for and then I totally substituted the letter sometimes when I really felt like it, which was a lot.
S - Stronger than we are by wurzelbertzwerg: Northanger Abbey AU with vampires! Catherine! Henry! Gothic thriller! This one has a body count.
N - Ouroboros: the Endless Cycle by WANMWAD: yeah, yeah, this isn't really an "N" titled story but allow me to recommend it anyway. It's Zootopia as a Meso American fantasy.
A - Anthophilia by fortinbrasftw: a Good Omens Human AU from 2015 that made me want to get an AO3 account just so I could bookmark it.
F - Five Times Frederick Wentworth Had the Breath Knocked Out of Him On the Ice (and one time he let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding) by amarguerite: a modern , Canadian, Figure Skating AU of Persuasion. The slow burn is already baked in!
S - In Favor with Their Stars by mxmollusca: the last word in the title begins with "S". Our Flag Means Death,,, in space! But not space pirates.
N - Gentle Antidote by x_los: this has 2 Ns in the title and neither is the first letter of a word. It's a Peter Wimsey/Harriet Vane soulmates AU. I read soulmate AUs but I don't bookmark them, except this one.
A - Anywhere, I would have followed you (Say Something) by Indygodusk: angsty Miraculous Ladybug. I watched my inbox religiously for updates when it was coming out.
F - Fear of Wolves by untoughphotoreceptor: Dramione reimagining of Little Red Riding Hood.
I really am terrible at ending these and passing them onto someone else so I'll just offer this up to the universe. Are you reading this? Tag, you're it!
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Writing WIP Game
tagged by stolen from @ceilingfan5
Go to your current work in progress and share the following:
The first line of the work.
“To Miranda, with, uh, a sort of...vague affection, I guess?”
The first line of your current chapter (or if it’s a one-shot, the first line of the tenth paragraph).
The sun was shining brightly down on the landscape below, but, in a cloudless sky, it did little to warm the early spring air.
The last line you wrote.
He didn’t mind, exactly, but he wasn’t sure what to make of it.
A line for a chapter/part you haven’t written yet.
“Back up the fucking train here, kemosabe,” Taako said abruptly.
Tag at least 3 people whose work you wanna see, and if you make a separate post for it, please link back to the original.
tagging: @perniciouslizard @ficklepenguin @nekosd43
#wip game#this is the snail fic#it's not really my most current wip#but that's okay#i don't follow the rules
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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I'll leave you with this thought for the night, gallows-humor though it is: even the lowest-informed, misguided, confused, and sometimes let-us-say-it flatly moronic people in America like to vote and take it for granted that they can meaningfully do so on a regular and expected basis. So if the evil orange and company actually try to make good on this whole no more democracy and/or actual elections thing, I really don't see it working out well for them.
#the national nightmare#the one thing america has going for it is that it is a democracy and always has been#people know the rules and expect to follow them#weak authoritarian or quasi authoritarian or developing countries experimenting with democracy#do not necessarily or at all have this experience and therefore don't have this civilian expectation either#america does#that will help it#anyway i need to sleep and try to figure out how to deal with this shit like the rest of you#i love you and take care of yourselves
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siren!megumi concept sheet i whipped up in a single-minded fever state fr @uriekukistan
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#i don't know what is safe not to tag as spoilers bc in au you can explain his scars away any way u want#anyway i didn't plan on sharing this bc it was supposed to b a quick thing based on a gc discussion#but i ended up sm more proud of it than i anticipated. he has been living in my head ive dropped entire plans fr siren!megumi#i went from not having drawn a mermaid since 2013 to spending like 3 hours researching sailfish in a daze#all so i cld slap a proper tail on megumi dsghjfdgdf#it was between a marlin and a sailfish but sailfish won on account of megumi's fighting style being less abt brute strength#marlins r more acrobatic n agile apparently#if any marine biologists or fish enthusiasts follow me im sorry fr butchering the colours ik there is supposed to b more copper/yellow#but i made it green fr Megu reasons#i also think its so cool tht they can flash different colours. yoinking that fr megumi he lights up green when hes excited i make the rules#the scales on his torso being in the same areas as his post-canon sukuna scars is probably my fav detail :'>#was rly proud when i thought of that one#anyway im not planning on doing anything or turning this in2 a full au this ws just a design exercise but know that he is In My Brain Smile#yuuji abt 2 b banned fr life from his local aquarium who said that
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I love you so much please don't die (can you perchance draw scott as a cat)
As someone dealing with depression, I'll try my best!
#I think Scott would be more of a dog#he is loyal no matter how unfair and cruel people has been to him#he likes to follow rules and orders#he is very much a family oriented person#he protect#so yeah...big good boy energy#catclops would destroy everything and be chaotic#that's my take but don't take it seriously#cyclops#scott summers#ask response
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properly working on a character that mostly existed inside my head. i'm naming it sureau (elderflower)
#creature#blood#gore#injury#guts#ask to tag#myart#oc#sureau#unfortunately it mostly exists to suffer#and look pensive#i think its mane is cloud-like when it is fine and calm#and becomes a bit more tentacle-like when sureau is wounded stressed or some level of not calm#the eyes and ears follow no rule they appear when it pleases me to draw them#im finally taking care of it/him/them/? mostly because artfight is around the corner#i don't know if i'll have any time to draw but i can at least prepare and see how it goes#plus i DO have some stress to get rid of so sureau will suffer some more! catharsis creature
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for stars' sake, if you write modern au, you make merlin welsh. or irish. that's the rules.
#i don't make the rules#he's not english#don't do that to the poor boy#it's the knight's honour code#i didn't make that one either#and you follow the code#merlin bbc#bbc merlin#the adventures of merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#merlin au#Q
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the new nightmare is cool but i think not putting them in hanfu was an missed opportunity
(+ long hair version that i wasn't as sure about)
#i was going to give barbatos the Long Flowing Locks but he strikes me as the type who WOULD adhere to the tie-it-all-up rule#but then he looked bald so i gave him a bit of leeway. i mean even a lot of cdramas don't follow the rule#then satan's hair is more wuxia novel protagonist (which i feel suits him) and solomon's is unfortunately all inside his hat#well the long hair is for authenticity (lol) not Hot Boy Look anyway#art#obey me#obey me barbatos#obey me solomon#obey me satan#jtta ik#anyway wrt the new nightmare: barbatos's outer robe (dachang) DOES look like hanfu#but then he takes it off in the deflowered look and it's. idk. a sexy gongfu vest??? satan too#not that i have anything AGAINST that but if you're gonna do chinese fashion i feel like hanfu is a shoe-in#based off the previews for celestial blessing i'm assuming diavolo+lucifer+asmo will be in the second nightmare for this event#and both parts of a nightmare usually follow a theme so most likely it'll be kung fu clothes 2 electric boogaloo BUT i will hold hop#if anyone should be in hanfu it's those three. lucifer for that cold elegance dia for that regal charm and asmo for that Beautiful Princess#regardless i will probably be drawing them in hanfu anyway. in fact i already have the idea for it#it'll be ddvd because i NEED to put zhao in beautiful clothes for once. and also i really want to draw something in earnest for this au
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look i understand if people just don't like the idea of billford, i think we have a different internal concept of what shipping means (they're not good for each other at all but i need to dissect their dynamic like a bug. you understand. it's fun) but it's fine to avoid things you don't like, good for you genuinely
however people saying they like. don't see it. like. i'm not saying there's no platonic way to read it, i'm aroace spec myself i'm all for reading things in different ways. but i do think saying they weren't partners in any queer sense at all is trying too hard to go against what the narrative is trying to say, or missing it. somehow
anyway media literacy time if a character makes a joke like this
and the previous context of that joke within the show is that it's about an ex wife. what connection do you think the text is trying to get you to make.
and that's just from a writing point of view. not even noting that from an in universe perspective ford likely knows the joke from the same source as stan. and is therefore. placing himself in that role of the joke are you seeing where i'm coming from
(not to mention bill's side of this text which is. extremely manipulative but also does not read very platonic. again, it can technically be read as platonic! bill literally can manipulate ford's feelings. but the specific wording used is very much meant to look like possessive ex partner wording whether the character means it that way or not. it's coding. look again i'm not saying it was good for them i'm just saying there was something there.)
and then there's also the divorce/break up/rock bottom input on the website. like. how else is that supposed to be read. and the corresponding page in the book itself.
the language being used here. like yes he's saying it in a joking way but then there's the other side that isn't joking which is him crying at the bar. it's the both sides (the very coded language on top of the very genuine emotions and dynamic beneath)
i know most of us are on the same page with this i've just seen a couple people saying they don't see it when this is some of the most clear cut coding i've ever seen. and these are just the things that explicitly reference a relationship off the top of my head i'm not even including the general vibes of Everything
tl;dr it's barely even subtext anymore it's all but straight up text. what's not clicking have we forgotten what coding is (lighthearted i just enjoy the phrase what's not clicking. what's not clicking)
#also i fully think they can be aroace spec about it if that's the issue. i have nonspecific aroace spec headcanons for ford i understand#i do personally think there was some form of attraction there even if not in the most typical way. but the specifics are there to play with#i don't think they ever necessarily labelled it as a relationship either#but yeah. like. yes it can technically be read platonically. sure. i would say most things can be#there are no rules to it have fun#but from a writing perspective. why would it include some of these things if it didn't want you to see them as exes in some sense#i'm sorry but this is just. text i don't know why i'm trying to convince the like three people who don't already see this i should sleep#billford#too scared to main tag other than that#gravity falls#changed my mind i have like 3 followers i'll be fine#the people who would explode me the most probably already have the billford tag blocked or something#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#this is not a website dot com#does the tag have spaces or not. i'm not checking. it's 11:30 pm here
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old stuff i cleaned up only a little
#evidently unfinished#lord of the flies#jack merridew#lotf roger#roger lotf#jager#not that explicitly in these drawings but#I've been very jagerpilled lately. I'm gonna try to finish some other things one of these days#my followers here don't know just how much of a multishipper i actually am#creations#genderbend#rule 63#flails around like a fish#lotf#i am way too exhausted to make this look good I'm sorry SBCBSBFBD
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Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.
[First] Prev <--> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#bonus comic#wei wuxian#little apple#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#This bonus comic is for all my fellow little apple lovers#she doesn't show up for quite a while after this so I need to wring out every bit of screen time for her#That's what feminism is about. Equine visibility.#Women need to remain mysterious + unknowable + untethered by rules#Women need to canter across the plains and sleep standing up#Women need to be hand fed apple slices 4 times a day#joking aside I do love the co-chaos of lil apple and wwx#though the new duo dynamic that follows (with LWJ and WWX getting way more time together) its *obviously* iconic#god...to be two cultivation partners following directions from a severed arm...#anyhow. I think this might be one of the jokes that is only funny to me#my realism studies are still in that uncanny/awkward phase but I love the 'detailed version of a very stylized character' visual gag a lot#Taps my blog name again. Don't forget the name on the tin#oh wait lwj should be in this scene too...let's retcon it and say he's bending down to pet his bunnies goodbye
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We need less headcanons of Rui committing acts of evil and more headcanons of Rui committing crimes to help people. He's the sort of person who'd rob a supermarket to give the candy out to random children while he performs.
#literally I don't get how the fandom sees him as evil just because he's a silly criminal who trespasses and vandalizes#he very clearly has strong beliefs about what behaviors are right and wrong#he literally quit WxS because Tsukasa got mad at his childhood best friend!#he just doesn't like or follow rules#rui kamishiro#kamishiro rui#rui pjsk#rui project sekai
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Do you have any tutorials ???
Lots of people have asked me for painting tutorials, so I finally made a little walkthrough! I hope you find the method informative!!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(I use photoshop as my painting program, along with a selection of the already installed kyle webster dry brushes.)
#tutorial#speedpaints#painting#sky#clouds#monster friends#imp helps answer questions#digital painting#hope this is helpful!!!#I don't always follow my own rules#but this is basically it#asks#kite talks
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The worst thing Miguel and Jessica did to Gwen wasn't even threatening to send her home if she ever visits Miles, it's forcing her to choose their side during the chase scene and make Miles never want to see her again and once the chase scene ended they kicked her out. That's the kind of evil that the Spot was trying so hard to become.
Edit: just in case you forgot - they knew that prison and dead dad were waiting for her when they send her back home
#they're both cool and all but how shitty do you have to be to do this i couldn't believe it when i saw it#it wasn't even bc she was arguing they just didn't want her why didn't they kick anyone else out who helped him#i used to think that they might ever work together sometimes but i don't actually want it#they gaslight her and told her to follow the rules and when she did they kicked her out anyway#that's so bitchy#i just know that if she had anywhere else to go she wouldn't be a part of their cult anyway#and the worst thing is that the fandom blames her for everything#gwen stacy#spider man across the spider verse#i don't want to tag miguel and jess i don't want to start a fight or anything#across the spiderverse#spiderverse
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♈︎ - Is everything a game to you? Well of course it is, you’re an Aries. First sign in the zodiac that also might be banned from playing simopoly. We admire a courageous spirit that knows what it wants, is driven, and is bluntly honest with us but can you let some of us, you know….win?! Not everything has to be a competition. Geez
name: daphne potts lifetime wish: become a superstar athlete traits: athletic, hopeless romantic, hot-headed, slob, workaholic likes: color red, lobster thermidor, beach party music, winning
Excel and reach the top of their career
Fall In love and marry their first love fast
Has to do something athletic once a week
Master the athletic and handiness traits
Have them battle someone once a week
#ts3#ts3 gameplay#ts3 portraits#gameplay: zodiac#potts 1#don't expect me to follow all the rules#or rather expect them to be broken/spinned around to my liking 😋#I mostly just want to have fun in the game without too many rules (but still goals to complete)#I attempted zodiac legacy in the past but didnt make it far so I expect lots of fun
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