#i don’t know what happenedddd

[dani-says-stuff]

i just found out that like ALL of my links are broken for some reason 😖

edit on june 1st: ah yes. more than a month later and it’s still not fixed. as you can see, i’m very good at time management.

edit on june 26th: i’m feeling like today is the day. i have some cleaning up to do irl, but once that is done, this should be next!

edit on july 1st: it was in fact, not the day. links are still fucked, my room is squeaky clean tho so at least half of that statement held up 🫶

edit late july 1st/early 2nd: we fixin it now bc new bestie @ezziewinchester has given hope and a purpose to do so im feelin ✨inspired✨

maybe this will also give me a reason to finish the nate wip's ive been putting off for... way too long

[inf3ct3dd]

streamer!ellie pt.2

summary: i hated the other one of this that i made, so REMAKE TIEM!!!

warnings: miiinor sexual content, shit talking, gay people 😒

authors note: heheheh ples don’t flop this time..

- during her faceless days, she opened up a po box so ppl could send her things, and she made an amazon wishlist and she unboxed stuff on stream 😍😍

- one day she was unboxing a giant box of cat toys. string, those little feather stick things, even that weird automatic flapping fish thing (that she secretly loves and taped to her back one time)

- she was playing with this one toy that was a little fishing reel, and it had string and a little fish on the bottom. she went on and onnn about how shes a self proclaimed “fishing master” while garf chased it around, letting out little meows and growls of frustration.

- eventually, she lost her grip and let go of the pole. she bent down to pick it up, forgetting that her face would be in view. thus, the chat started blowing up.

ewwwbruh: FACE REVEAL

ewwife: EW WE CAN SEE UR FACE

ewwife: JUST THE SIDE BUT WE CAN SEE YOUU

ewssidechick: her nose looks so rideable…

- she got distracted petting garfield, and didn’t realize anything until she stood up. she was getting tagged over and over again on twitter, blurry pictures of her face (curtesy of the shitty webcam) circulating through her subreddit.

- “guys. im gonna erase this from ur memory…” and she literally held up this goofy ass hypnotizer pendelum and started fake hypnotizing everyone like “that never happenedddd” “you don’t know what i look likeeee” “that was fakeeee” “chat that was not reallll”

- and everyone literally js went along with it and pretended it never happened. like ppl were tweeting about it and everyone was like “huh??? what are u talking about bruh??”

- she did the same thing after falling off her rainbow unicorn scooter 😞

- one time she revealed that the “ew” in her username stood for her initials, and everyone was making the most horrendous guesses. elliam willace being the favorite one.

- “guys, my name is not edward wilson??? i am…not a man”

- shes gotten into so much drama…multiple notes app apologies have been issued via her instagram story.

- people would ask her opinions on other streamers, and she’d literally just be like “…i have no idea who that is.” and people would get so MADDDD but homegirl is literally just blatantly unaware

- or she would know , and would literally be like “they’re honestly super annoying and i would rather kill myself than watch them but whatever floats ur boat ig!”

- she played that “womp womp womp womppp” sound effect on her soundboard afterwards.

- SPEAKING OF. she abuses that soundboard sooo much. its so obnoxious and annoying like I SWEARRR!!! she’ll tell a horrible pun and play the crowd laughing and cheering sound effects while literally no one laughed.

“guys. whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament??”

“…live streaming.”

(crowd cheering sound effect)

“nooo thank you thank you, you’re all too kind, really!!”

- meanwhile chat was dead silent.

- every time she gets to choose her own name on a game its some dumb shit like "jizzmaster" or "chris fucker"

- “it appears you have entered innapropriate content.” “OHHH LOOK AT EPISODE LOOK AT THESE CORPORATE BIGWIGS TRYING TO CONTROL THE LITTLE MAN???”

- she just ended up naming him “chris phucker”

- like when she played episode on stream and made up really annoying voices for all the characters and made her character look like an elderly man, and made the love interest look like you 😍😍

- she messes up sm on games when she streams normally, but when you're there? she is LOCKED THE FUCK IN. sitting there so focused the entire time just to show off

- whenever she randomly goes silent she just starts SINGING. it's either nicki minaj or some fucking fnaf song

"IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTING U BITCHES ON???"

- speaking of, her favorite fnaf song is def “stay calm” cuz she loves saying “hey kids. Nice to eat ya.”

- bought one of those "i paused my game to be here" tshirts…ironically. you refuse to let her wear it in public

- beefs w kids on fortnite sm... she has definitely gotten banned for saying she was gonna bomb a kids house or fuck their mom 😞

- every time she plays a game, she'll literally sit there and watch an 8 hour long video about the lore. she'll plop down on the couch and watch it like a movie

"did you know everyone actually thought that fnaf one took place in 1993, but it was actually 1992?"

- she definitely had you sit next to her when she played through fnaf because she was lowk scared the entire time whenever she heard you walking around the house while she was playing she'd hear footsteps in the hallway and be like. WHAT THE FUCKKK

-she'd have you right next to her, laying your head on her shoulder and messing with her free hand. if you fell asleep, she would be sitting there slapping her hand over her mouth whenever she gets jumpscared bc she doesn't want you to wake up 😞

- sometimes, while she streams , she plays one handed games and lets you sit and draw on her arm for fun. even got you a whole set of those skin markers so u could go ABSOLUTELY HAM. she got one drawing you did that said “r + e 4eva” tattooed in ur handwriting…such a sap

- she loves watching fan edits of herself...AND OF YOU. she'll be on her burner account with a whole collection on tiktok of edits of you.

ewwsbiggestfan: shes so bad i want her to hit me w her car...

- speaking of. imagine her using that account to make shitty capcut edits of you like

- shes ur biggest fan ongod

-WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF “fans”…what if i made a completely new origin story for streamer!ellie and reader. what if they were both streamers….

- OKAY SO BASICALLY.

- you had started streaming about a year before ellie did. butttt, you two did very different types of streaming.

- you weren’t very into like, SERIOUS video games. sure, you played some stuff, like animal crossing and roblox and the sims, but nothing more than that.

- that wasn’t what you were streaming though.

- ever since you were younger, you had been wayyyy into…literature.

-by literature i mean fanfiction. heaps of it.

- actors, anime characters, BOOK CHARACTERS, you were in DEEP

- sometimes, for fun, you used to read them out loud in stupid voices. when you were alone, or with your friends, it was very entertaining

- that’s when you got the idea to start streaming it. if it could entertain your friends, and you, whos to say it wouldn’t entertain other people.

- well, it definitely did. in your first year, you hit 10k followers. people loved you. theyd make edits of you, send in requests of fics for you to read, everything.

- a while later, ellie started gaining more and more popularity. out of all the incomes of fame, fanfiction was the most. abundant!

- one day, you got a request to read an ellie x reader fic. at the time, you barely had any idea who she was, but you decided to just go with it 🤞🏽

- “who the fuck is elliam willace???”

- the fanfic was definitely very…graphic!

- “your hips rolled onto her thigh, her slender, tattooed hand palming at your waist. ‘you’re doing so good babe, fuck.’-“ “GUYS. ISN’T SHE NOT ON MUTE RIGHT NOW???”

- you couldn’t help but giggle the rest of the fic, feeling a nagging heat in your core. you didn’t even know who the girl was, but if this fic was accurate, someone would have to sedate you.

-“im actually. gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure. GUYS. who is this woman…is she real… if she is. things are about to get WICKED.”

- not very thankful to you at the moment, she was very real. apparently, you and her were streaming at the same time, and your followers raided her stream telling her she was reading about you. her curiosity was obviously piqued, and why would she NOT join the stream?

- creeperewman: im definitely real!

- the text on your screen literally made your stomach fall into your ass. you stood up and legit just walked out of the room, camera still on. was she there the whole time???

- creeperewman: aww 😞 where’d she go she’s so badddd

- you eventually returned after a minute of calming yourself down, and low and behold, she gifted you 100 subs and followed you on instagram.

- she was definitely very real!! and that fanfic was…lore accurate. to say the least 😊

- after you two started dating, the two of you would often show up on eachothers streams. ellie, teaching you how to play cod, and you, reading with her.

- she secretly loves reading the fics people write about her and making fun of them, and every time you stream with her shes “subtly” hinting that you should read about her

sitting there pulling on her collar, looking away like “gee, wonder who you’re gonna pick today” with the worst fake laugh ever.

- “ellie can barely ride a scooter, idk why she’s in the mafia rn…” “you fall off ONE TIME and all of a sudden you cant ride a scooter. bullshit.”

- she makes fun of all the dumb pet names like “babygirl” and “darling” and randomly calls you them and bursts out laughing

- you still read those fics when you’re bored sometimes. and ellie MERCILESSLY makes fun of you for it

“yknow, if you missed me that bad, you should’ve just told me.”

[carlottawllms]

Okkkk

My cousin is late🫣 so I have time🤭

When Mason got home after a busy day at Carrington, he just wanted something to eat and to get on the couch. He was just back in full team training after his spell on the sidelines, so the sessions were still pretty exhausting and made his legs feel like they were about to fall off. OH I WANT TO CUDDLE HIM IN THAT SOFA HONESTLY

But when he turned the corner to his house and all he could see was police cars and an ambulance in his driveway, his heart dropped into his stomach. OH WHAT HAPPENEDDDD, SO THERES REALLY A CRIME SCENE AHHAHAH

“You live in number 12?” The young officer raised his eyebrows in disbelief and Mason was quick in shaking his head as worry took over just as quickly. Number 12 was your house… OH NOOOO, BABY GIRL, WHO HURT HER?

In the few weeks Mason had been living here, he’d seen you often when he came home or left the house in the morning. Apparently, you had a similar schedule and after a few days of you sending him soft smiles whenever you saw him, he’d actually rung your doorbell and introduced himself properly. OH CUTE BOYYYY

“Can you at least let me know if she’s okay? I know her and I need to know if something happened to her. Please.”, he begged, knowing deep down that the officer wasn’t allowed to. OOOOOO😭😭😭

“Ms. y/l/n asked to let you pass. You can come and see her if you want to.”🤭🤭🤭🤭 YESSSSS

You were sitting on the steps outside the front door, arms hugging your bent legs and chin propped up on your knees as you stared into space. A paramedic spoke to you, but from the way you kept nodding away, Mason could tell you weren’t really listening and the closer he got, the more obvious it became in what a sorry state you seemed to be. OH BABY GIRL🫂🫂🫂

“y/n, hey.”, he mumbled softly as he rested his hand on your ankle, fingers gently caressing the warm skin they could reach in an attempt to provide you with some comfort. “Are you okay? What happened?” I ALREADY LOVE THEM

“Whatever happened, I’m here now, okay? I’ll stay for as long as you want me to.” I'LL CRYYYY

As you felt him kissing the top of your head softly, it was like someone had opened the floodgates. Tears you’d tried so hard to hold back made it past the last line of defence and fell freely down your cheeks and before you could stop yourself, you turned your body and buried your face in his chest. OH LOVE🩷

“Someone broke in.”, you choked, feeling Mason going stiff. “And they…they looked through all…all of my stuff and tou- touched it and…some things are go- gone and…it’s so scary, I just-“😭😭😭 THAT HAS TO BE SOOOO SCARY

“Ssshh, it’s okay, y/n. You’re safe now, yeah? I’ve got you.” BYEEEE

While he kept placing barely-there kisses on your hairline, he remembered how not too long ago, you’d confided in him that you’d come here alone and didn’t know many people, let alone were friends with anyone. ITS YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE MOUNT

“You can stay at mine.”, Mason blurted out before he could even think about it, blushing heavily as he felt you going stiff in his embrace. “I totally get if you don’t want to, like we can look for a hotel you’d feel comfortable in, I just thought I’d offer cause it would make sense and…yeah.” GIGGLINGGG

“No, I…you would do that? Like letting me sleep on the sofa?” HAHAHAHHA BABE HE HAS 3 ROOMS FOR YOU

He could still see the mistiness in your eyes, but the small smile pulling at the corners of your lips had his heart stumbling. “I just don’t want to be a burden. Your job is exhausting and you-“ OH JUST SAY YES

“Hey, I wouldn’t have offered it if I didn’t mean it, okay?” Mason carefully pushed a stray strand of hair behind your ear, causing a shiver roll up your spine. “You wouldn’t be a burden, y/n. In fact, I’d feel better knowing you’re somewhere safe and not alone to be honest.” SCREAMING

“You can stay as long as you want or need to.”, he interrupted you softly as he cupped your jaw to maintain the eye contact. “I don’t mind it at all. If you feel safe enough to go back tomorrow, okay, but if you don’t, then please don’t force yourself. Yeah?” I'M IN LOVE

Mason just smiled at you and pulled you back into a hug, hands gently running up and down your back in reassurance. “Do you want to grab a couple of things, or would you rather we go and buy some stuff?” THE CARE HE HAS

Mason, recognising your uncertainty immediately, clasped his hand around yours and pulled you back from the closet. “You can have some of my things to put on. I also have a spare toothbrush and if you don’t mind smelling like me, you can use my shower gel too.” MASON I WANT TO USE YOUR SHOWERGEL

1:04am. It felt like an eternity had passed since you’d last looked at the clock, but in truth it was less than 10 minutes. For hours, you’d been tossing and turning in hopes to get a few restful minutes, but no matter what you tried, sleep was out of the question. OH BABY

Much to your relief, as you were walking around in nothing, but your panties and an oversized t-shirt Mason had given you, all the blinds were closed. The lighting however, caused you a little headache. While the little lamps in the hallway were motion censored and had switched on by themselves, the kitchen was a different story. You had to search for a moment for a light switch and when you’d eventually found one, it wasn’t the one for the big light. DREAM HOUSE HONESTLY

The shriek that left your mouth as you jumped out of your skin was probably loud enough to be heard throughout the whole neighbourhood as you hadn’t expected anyone to speak up. You clutched your chest in shock, wide eyes staring at Mason who’d scared you to death with his sudden appearance. AHHAHAHA POOR GIRL

“Fuck, I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to scare you.”, Mason cursed, holding his hands up in surrender with an apologetic expression on his face as he caught your wide opened eyes. “God, y/n, I really am sorry. I’ve just seen you there and…Sorry. Are you okay?” DEAD😂😂😂

Until today, Mason hadn’t been more than your neighbour or maybe even a friend, but now that he stood in front of you in nothing but a white t-shirt and tight boxers hugging his thick thighs and…well everything else…your mind went down the gutter. GREEN BOXERS

You were aware that you stared at him for a little too long and that your gaze was literally everywhere but on his face, but as embarrassing as it was, you couldn’t help yourself. He was right there. Well, him and his best physical attributes…DEADDDDDD

“It’s…erm.” You cleared your throat awkwardly, gaze dropping to the floor with bright red cheeks as you eventually realised, he’d seen you staring at him as if he was some sort of snack. “It’s fine. I erm…I just came here for some water.” AHHAHAHA SHE WANTS HIM

It was a sight he’d hoped, but never expected to see anytime soon if ever. AND HE WANTS HER

“Couldn’t sleep?”, he asked, stepping around you as he made his way to the fridge. He actually didn’t need anything as he’d only gotten up when worry had taken over at hearing your door being opened, but now that he’d seen you barely dressed, he needed some sort of distraction. THE FACT THAT HE HEARD HER DOOR...

“No, it’s fine.”, he smiled as he closed the door to the fridge, noticing how you quickly averted your eyes and tried to make it look as if you hadn’t been staring at him, but your flushed cheeks gave your flustered state away rather obviously. “I can stay up with you until you’re okay to go back to sleep.” MY MAN HONESTLY 😌😌

“Sure you’re okay?”, he asked, the back of his hand gently pressing against your cheek. “You’re a little warm.” SCREAMING

“I’m okay.”, you breathed. “It’s just…you make me nervous.” SHE SAID ITTT

He walked you backwards until you were trapped in between his heavy body and the cooking island with nowhere to go but even if you’d had the chance, you wouldn’t have bailed anyway. WELL

Mason was an insanely good kisser. His tongue playing with yours had your knees going week and in a poor attempt to steady yourself, you grabbed onto his shoulder as you buried the other hand into his soft hair.🫠🫠🫠

“I want you, Mase.”, you sighed against his lips, not even realising you’d used his nickname for the very first time, as you pulled away to catch your breath. WELL Y/N

“I want you too baby.”, he murmured before sucking a hickey into the side of your neck and the feeling of it went straight to your core. “But I need a taste first.” SCREAMING

AAAA...ILL STOP THERE CAUSE I HAVE TO GET READY😂😂😂😭😭😭

OK, I CAME HOME AT 2 AND WENT TO SLEEP IMMEDIATELY

His wish surprised you as you hadn’t expected him to even waste a thought on going down on you before sticking his dick in and getting some for himself, but apparently Mason was different and actually interested in making this worth your while as well. HE IS DEFINITELY DIFFERENT

“No baby, I need your words. Think I can have a taste?”🫠🫠🫠

“God, I can already feel how wet you are for me.” Mason dropped his head into the crook of your neck, groaning at the thought of feeling you properly in a little bit. “I’m dying to taste you, you have no idea.” HE IS A TEASE

“So pretty.”, he hummed as he kissed his way up the inside of your thighs, hands following his lips and spreading your open for him a little more. “And all for me.”BYEEEE

In his determination to make you feel as good as possible, Mason made sure to pay attention to every tiny sound you made and the way your hand tightened in his hair whenever he did something particularly pleasurable. HE IS A GOOD MAN

“Fucking hell.”, you sighed breathlessly as you tried to regain your senses. One orgasm and you were sure he’d ruined sex for you forever as there was no way you’d find someone who could do it as good as him.  OPS, DONT TELL HIM, WE DON'T EANT TO BOOST TOO MUCH HIS EGO

“You’re okay there?”, he smiled softly as he noticed the state you were in and when you simply nodded slowly, he chuckled, satisfied with the state he’d put you into. “I’ll give you a second baby, but then you better have another one in you for me.” SCREAMING

“You sure you’re okay?” His hands moved up to your waist, fingers gently squeezing and you couldn’t help but swoon a little at his caring nature. I'LL CRY

“Good cause I’m not done with you yet.” His deep voice had a pleasant shiver rolling down your spine and you let out a deep breath when he continued kissing over your jaw. I GASPED

CARLOTTA SHE IS GIVING HIM WHAT HE GAVE HER, BYEEEE, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THATTT

“Stop.”, he panted as he backed away a little, his head spinning from the pleasure running through his body. AHHAHAHA HE CAN'T TAKE IT

You removed your hands from his body in an instant, surprised at his sudden change in demeanour and the thought of having done something wrong invaded your mind within a second. OH NO BABE, YOU WERE TOO GOOD, THAYS THE PROBLEM

“No, no, no it wasn’t you.”, he rushed. His heart dropped when he caught on to what you were thinking. “Well, it was you, but it’s not what you’re thinking.”, he chuckled, stepping closer again and brushing his lips against yours in a soft, reassuring kiss. “I just nearly came then and there because you’re way too good at that and I really want to go all the way.” GOODBYE MY LOVER, GOODBYE MY FRIENDDD

“Eyes on me baby.”, Mason whispered against your lips before pulling back a little and once your gaze was on his, he smiled. “Good girl. You’re ready?” 🫠🫠

Mason bit the inside of his cheek so hard he feared he might draw blood, but the pain was the only thing keeping him from pounding into you. He knew you needed a moment. He could literally feel how tightly your walls were gripping his twitching dick.AAAA HE CARES SOOOO MUCH ABOT HERRRR

THAT SMUT....CARLOTTA....IT'S 10 IN THE MORNING

“Holy shit.”, he breathed as he collapsed on top of you and buried his head in the crook of your neck. OHHHH, BABY BOY

For a moment, the both of you just laid there. Him flopped on top of you, face hidden away in your neck and you beneath him, revelling in his heavy body pressing down on you, legs wrapped around his waist to keep him in place. You could feel him softening inside of you, the sensation a stark contrast to how he’d handled you before and when you kissed the side of his head, it suddenly hit you. THAT'S SO SWEET

You’d slept with Mason. Your neighbour and just about the only person you trusted around here at the moment. The only person you considered a friend. What if that shag had ruined it all?

You knew how weird things could get after having slept with someone and usually the friendship or whatever it had been faded away. What if it happened to you and Mason too? NOPE BABY THAT'S GOING TO MAKE THINGS EVEN BETTER YOU'LL HAVE A BOYFRIEND TO PROTECT YOU😌😌😌

“I don’t like this, but fine.”, Mason grumbled, but with a huff, he hoisted himself back up and sent you a lopsided grin. He gently pulled you back up in a sitting position before carefully pulling out. “Don’t be too long.”, he said and with a gentle peck to your lips he helped you down the cooking island.😭😭😭😭😭I LOVE HIMMM

What wasn’t decent however, was the thoughts running riot in your mind. AHHAHAHAH

The sex had been incredible, there was no denying that he was the best you’d ever had – and probably ever get – and you didn’t regret it, but at the same time you hated yourself for ruining a perfectly good beginning of a friendship. Let alone relationship. A word you refused to even think about. THAT'S GOING TO BE THE SEX YOU'LL HAVE FROM NOW ON

Tomorrow. Tomorrow, you would tell him that you weren’t one of those women who threw themselves at men like that. NO NEED TO

“You erm…forgot these downstairs.” A blush coated his cheeks as he handed you the pair of panties you’d left in his kitchen. DEAD

“Let’s not talk in the hallway, hm?” To your surprise, Mason gently grabbed your hand and without giving you the chance to say something, he pulled you with him towards his bedroom.🤭🤭🤭🤭 GIGGLING

Mason, feeling a little weird about it all himself too, flopped down in his bed, back against the headboard and as he could see the hesitant expression on your face whilst eyeing his bed, pulled you down to sit on his thighs. His hands found a home on your waist, fingers gently caressing you through the fabric of his t-shirt as he carefully observed your reaction to it all, wondering if sitting you on top of him like this was too much, but it wasn’t long before it burst out of you. I JUST LOVE HIMMMM

“And I don’t know what happened today, but I somehow…I don’t know you’re you and you make me nervous cause I like you and then it just happened, but I really want you to know that I’m not like other women who like do it all the time and-“ HE DOESN'T THINK THAT

“In case it wasn’t obvious, I like you too, y/n.” ELEPHANTS IN MY BELLYYYY

“Yes, y/n. I really like you.” He gently cupped your cheek, thumb rubbing right beneath your eye. “I know it’s sudden and we haven’t known each other for that long yet, but lately seeing you in the morning and getting to talk to you, has been the best part of my day.” OHHHHHH😭😭😭

“You’re different. I can’t give you a proper explanation why, but I’ve felt it.” Mason placed a soft kiss onto your forehead. “I loved that I got to talk to you every single morning before leaving for training, you know, just talking random things and easing my mind a little and I felt like every day I got to know you a little better and the more we spoke the more I figured that I liked you – more than I should.” I'M CRYING

“I’d actually planned to invite you for dinner at my place, you know?”, Mason admitted with blushed cheeks. “Dating me can be a bit difficult, especially in the beginning, so I thought you’d feel more comfortable in the safety of my four walls, but then when I came home, there was this chaos here and my plan was out the window and...” MOUNT YOU'RE MAKING ME CRYYYY

As he nudged his nose against yours, your tummy flipped again. “It’s fine, Mase. It's not like you couldn't have thought the same of me. After all, I’ve let you do all these things to me and made it look as if shagging random men was completely normal for me.” GOOD JOB Y/N

“Oi, I’m not a random man, am I?” Mason tickled your sides in an attempt to lift the heavy tension in the room and the giggle you let out warmed his heart. God, he wanted to hear that sound forever. “Seriously though, I really do like you, and I would love to give us a try. If you want that too, that is.”😭😭😭😭GIGGLINGGG

“I meant what I said, y/n.”, he whispered. “I really like you and I would love for you to give us a chance. You’re an incredible woman and so so beautiful, I hope you know that.”🦋🦋🦋

“We don’t have to do anything now, you know? We can just go to bed. You can sleep here or in your room, it’s up to you. I don’t want you to feel like we have to do something or that I only want you for sex, because it’s so much more for me. I don’t expect you to do anything with me now.” THAT'S MY MANNNN

“I’m not sure your body agrees, you know.”, you chuckled, nodding towards the bulge forming in his tight boxers. AHHAHAHA

“I can see that.”, you grinned. “What would you do if I left you hanging now? Take a shower?” THERE SHE ISS

“I don’t think you need that shower tonight, Mase.” BYEEEE

“You’re so beautiful.”, you whispered as you took your time to look all over his body in a way you hadn’t been able to before and you hated him a little for keeping himself hidden away before, but at the same time you felt as if now that you had more time and patience, you appreciated the sight more than you would’ve in the haste of before. OHHHHH THAT'S CUTE

Mason pried your hand off his dick gently before pulling you in a little closer. “I want to do it properly this time.”, he smiled as he leaned in to kiss you softly.😭😭😭😭

“Yeah like…I want to take my time with you, feel you properly. I don’t want it to be rushed and quick, more like slowly and…loving. I want to sleep with you this time, not fuck you, you know?” GOODBYEEEEE

When Mason woke up the next morning, he expected to have you in his arms; head on his chest and leg draped across his, but to his surprise, the bed next to him was empty. OHHH EHERE IS OUR GIRL?

He knew it didn’t have to mean anything as there were about 50 different reasons for why you could’ve left without meaning to leave him, but his stomach still dropped and when you hadn’t emerged after another five minutes of lying in bed, thinking you’d maybe just gone to the loo, he eventually got up and dressed. HE IS SAD

Less then 10 minutes later he’d made it downstairs. His training bag got dropped by the door before he quickly dashed to the kitchen to grab himself one of those energy bars his brother had recommended, but the sight he was confronted by was one he would never complain about. YAYYYYY

“Jesus Mase.”, you yelped as you hadn’t heard him coming in. “Normal people say something to announce themselves and don't stand in the doorway looking at other people like creeps.” AHHAHAHA STOP SCARING HERRR

“I would never.”, you smiled and after you’d placed a cup of coffee on the table, you made your way over to where he was still leaning against the door. “Morning.”🦋🦋🦋🦋

You weren’t exactly sure if you were supposed to, but ever since you’d kissed him for the first time you couldn’t stop, so before you could chicken out, you leaned up and pressed a soft kiss to his lips. SHE KISSED HIMMM

“So I know you get breakfast at Carrington, but I still wanted to make something as a little thank you for letting me stay and all that. I know it’s not much but-“🤭🤭🤭🤭

As his heart was threatening to burst his chest, Mason was quick in interrupting you with his lips against yours. He could feel you wrapping your arms around his neck and melting into his body as you kissed him back and, in that moment, he knew, that this was all he ever needed in life.BYEEEEE, I GASPED

“There’s no way I’ll ever let you go again, love. Stay with me?”, he mumbled into your hair and when he felt your lips stretching into a smile against his neck, it was all he needed to know your answer. YESSSSS

CARLOTTA

WOW GIRL

I NEED MOOOOORE SMUT

AND YEAH I WOULD HAVE LOVED THE MID ANST FIC....BUT THAT?

THAT WAS NEEDED, HONESTLY

THE FACT THAT THEY CLEARLY WANTED EAXH OTHER ALL THE TIME, AND HIS CARE FOR HERRR

I LOVED THAT

YOU'RE AMAZING LOVELY, YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT ANY EXPECTATION, NEVER

AND ALWAYS POST A NEW MASTERPIECE 😌

THANK YOU FOR THAT SOOOO MUCH

LOVE YOUUUU🩷🩷🩷

Thank yoooooou. I honestly live for your feedback🫶🏼🩷🩷🩷

[kisugay]

ok general summary of my thoughts. lots of good news before the bad news.

good things in the chapter:

the kids (kazui and ichika) are super cute

uncles ikkayumi moment

renji and rukia are really cute together they really are

rukia looks different too and it is pretty cute. i like the ponytail look better then the last chapter anyway

ichigo’s new haircut is cute and i do have to stress that it looks a lot like my own hairstyle so i’m a little biased

keigo and mizuiro are doing okay. i kinda like keigo running a ramen shop, it sounds like him. i’m just glad kubo gave keigo SOMETHING to do.

rukia wanting to facetime she’s too cute!

urahara bringing human world tech to the soul society if he ever worked together with them again was actually something that i had headcanoned a long time ago and it’s fun to see it actually happen

shinji calling the hologram of mayuri gross is so funny. love you king

shuuhei and kensei are a really funny duo, shuuhei getting in trouble and kensei acting like an aloof dad, i can’t wait to see more of them

ichigo’s job confirmed as a translator! i love that for him, he’s a smart guy :D

atau and yuyu are awesome new characters!! i love them in fact they might be my favorite part of the chapter! i love their powers too!

renji protecting ichika ohhh my heart that’s super cute!

kiyone and sentaro make an appearance and i’m just glad they’re here even though they don’t have much to do yet. they deserve the world

akon gets to fight! yess!!

izuru just being a bad bitch in general love you king

as much as i hate it being HIM, szayel’s new look is pretty fucking sick. those horns... i like it

ichigo not knowing who szayel is because he’s never met him and yelling “who the hell are you” at him is just very funny and very ichigo. i missed you baby

shinji’s uneven bangs crack me up. what happenedddd that’s so funny

i mean at least the sinners are given cool monikers. “blade of death” and “divine vow” sound badass

bad things:

at least for now, orihime was left behind to do housework and this was lampshaded because kubo’s a dick

mayuri is still alive when will he die. why can’t HE be in hell huh

i have noticed that some characters, like rangiku and occasionally even rukia, are becoming a bit more sameface-y and are being drawn more and more like orihime is, to the point where in some panels their faces nearly look unrecognizable. as stylish of an artist kubo is he’s still not a GREAT artist sometimes

why’d you pick kiyone to get stabbed... i’m suspicious. are you going to make her the new momo? please don’t...

i’m glad szayel came as like, one of the representatives of hell because he actually deserves to be there, but at the same time man i hate seeing that ugly man again

shunsui how could you NOT KNOW THIS, you just sent your husband to helll??? *bonks him on the head* *bonks him on the head* *bonks him on-

shunsui go clean up your mess right now and after you get back you’re grounded young man

jushiro is in hell everyone’s in hell i’m in hell

seriously that means a lot of characters who don’t deserve the suffering of hell are there. jushiro. starrk. perhaps even kaien. like. the fuck

why was jushiro picked for this. what does kubo have against that man

in all seriousness though unless there will be more chapters to come that will fix this HUGE PROBLEM, this lore reveal tends to uhhhh destroy a lot of the narrative themes in bleach. i’ll get to that in a separate post

[bamfbuddie]

9-1-1 LIVE BLOG: 4x01 THE NEW ABNORMAL

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“They’re small” oh I don’t think so...

Oooh fuckkk. Away she goes in the water.

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HAHAHAHA GO STICK YOUR FACE IN YOUR OWN FACTIME OMG. LOLOLOL. We all know that means Eddie and Christopher.

Omg I dont have a secret. Sure you don’t. 👀 wonder who this person is.

Mango doesn’t get a say 😂

Also Albert and Maddie 😭❤️

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Lolololol PUT SOME PANTS ONN. Lol I love Athena.

Oooooh Michael’s new man 😍

Hahaha Bobby and Michael talking with each other.

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Lmaooooo Masters in Mansplaining.

Jake can cry in a sippy cup. Omg I love her.

I did not throw you under the bus! *bus comes flying throw the bus window* Whelp.

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Aweh May.

Lmao. How much worse can it get?

Who this shady dude?

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Uh-ohhh

Lmao felt like a dud.

Oop oh nooo.

Oh shiiiiit. There goes the bus.

Lmao. That does not go there. No shit, Chim.

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The fucking elevator music.

At least it’s not a tsunami. LMAO BUCK’S FACE. NOT IMPRESSED.

No matter what, Buck and Eddie always work so good together 🧿

Ooh damn poor Keith.

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Lmao.

Chim: After we get this teeter totter off him.

Bobby: That’s it. Its a seesaw.

Chim: 🤨😐 also known as a teeter totter.

😂😂😂😂 omg Chim’s lines this episode.

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Akdjskaka CJ!!! C’mon. Get off the bus. Lets gooooo.

Goooooooo.

Omg. Whats happening?!

Oh shit. What happenedddd!! Are they okay?

Oooof.

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Oh nooo. Buried alive.

MAN I DONT WANT THE SIX MONTHS BEFORE DAM BREAK.

They’re gonna make this emotional aren’t they.

Oh noo. Poor Hank.

FUCKING COVID PIECE OF SHIT. WEAR YOUR MASKS AND STAY THE FUCK HOME.

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Lol Corona hobbie 😩😩

Blood clots ughh.

Theres so much room on that lock. Pull it open and stick your hand in there! I hate when they do this.

Yayy she made it.

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Lol. You waiting for a treat?

👀👀👀👀

Omg 7 years.

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Lol thats a lie. She still wants you to quit.

Omg. Gooooo.

Oh shit!!!

WHAT! WHAT?! ITS OVER?! UGH THESE TWO PART EPISODESSSSS. NOOOOO!!!

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

I know I did a mini-rant about this before, but it was after I watched 4x22. Last night I randomly decided to watch 2x22 and it proved the way I remembered it.

Ok, so in 4x22 after Rory sleeps with Dean, and Lorelai is like “you slept with a married man...” and one of Rory’s defenses was “You slept with Dad when he was with Sherry.” And Lorelai said, “He wasn’t married to Sherry.” And Rory said, “They were engaged and she was pregnant.” And Lorelai says something like, “so I set one crappy example...”

BUT that’s not what happenedddd. The night before Sookie’s wedding, Christopher was in town and told Lorelai things were over between him and Sherry and that he was going to start looking for apartments. Lorelai 100% thought he was broken up with Sherry. And he didn’t know yet that Sherry was pregnant.

Then Lorelai and Christopher slept together and decided they were going to try a relationship together. The next day he gets a call from Sherry saying she’s pregnant so he leaves and gets back together with her.

Maybe Rory didn’t know the whole story, but Lorelai confirming what Rory said (that Lorelai slept with Christopher when he was engaged to Sherry and she was pregnant) bugs me soooo much. I don’t think you misremember something like that, and I don’t feel like that’s a plothole, either. It’s like the writers were trying to change the narrative in order for Rory not to seem as bad bc “like mother like daughter” or something? Like “oh, Lorelai made a borderline similar mistake.” No the heck she didn’t. Lorelai thought things were over between Christopher and Sherry and neither knew she was pregnant until after Lorelai and Christopher decided to try a relationship.

[ccatvalentine]

murder house | pilot

introduction

Season 1 - Murder House 

Episode 1 - Pilot

word count: 2,438

1978 

Far above , the branches twisted like distorted limbs reaching out. The forboding tree reaching out towards you. The open gates, showcasing a gnarled, old looking- house and a young girl standing  on the front lawn

CRASH! A sound crashes as someone throws a rock at the window of an abandoned house and shatters it. 

Bryan jokes “Hey, Troy. You're a dork.”

“Hey, shut up. Hey, freak.” Troy insults.

On Bryan’s way to the front door, Bryan blows some kisses at Addie who stares back at him, keeping a straight face.

“Excuse me. You are going to die in there.” the mysterious girl warns.

 “Shut your mouth, or we're gonna kick your ass!” Troy says,angry at the girl.

Bryan “We got bats.”

Troy moans “I hate trees!”

As they enter the house, Addie chants “You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it.”

Troy “Yeah!”

Bryan “Yeah!”

The boys smash everything inside of the house with their bats.

 “Troy” Bryan says he looks at the door.

 “Awesome, go,” Troy forced.

“No, you go, shithead.” Bryan says, not wanting to go first.

The boys go down the stairs, not knowing the dangers that they are about to face.

 “Check it out." Troy pushed.

They find a room full of jars filled with human's and animal's parts. Troy picks up a jar containing an ear and drops it. As a result, it shatters onto the ground.

“It stinks in here. It stinks like shit. You remember last summer when we get the raccoon stuck in our chimney? That's what it smells like. Let's go find it.” Troy says, disgusted.

“No, it smells bad... I'm getting out of here.” Bryan says.

Troy goes further into the room, poping his crackers, while Bryan turns around, up the stairs. Suddenly, the popping stops. Bryan stops his ascension.

 "Troy? " Bryan questions.

(A bottle rolls across floor)

 "Troy? Who's down there? Cut it out, Troy. Cut it out." Bryan asks again, scared. 

 Bryan finds Troy on the ground, his throat slashed while Troy is reaching out to him, unable to utter anything. Suddenly, Bryan turns around and sees a terrifying creature called the infantata, running in their direction.

As a result, Bryan starts screaming bloody murder as Addy simply stars back at the house.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

18th July 2011

Ugh this is soooo boring, I don't know why my parents aren't divorced already, whatever, it's not like I care. 

 "Mommmm are we there yet?" I complain.

 " We'll be there soon honey. " mom says looking at me from the mirror thing.

Vivien : The light is different out here. It's softer.

Violet : It's called smog.

Ben : You should be excited, Vi. You can stop sneaking cigarettes and just start taking deep breaths.

Violet : I need to go to the bathroom.

Ben : We're almost there.

Violet : I need to go.

Ben : Vi, it's a freeway. Really, where do you want me to pull over? Maybe the Honda next to us has a bathroom or something.

Violet : Bet if the baby had  to piss , you'd find somewhere.

 "Hey! Don't call me a baby!" I pouted.

Vivien : Really? Violet, I hate that word, unless I'm saying it.

Ben : I'm really glad we named you Violet, instead of our second choice. Same with you Eve.

Violet : Which was?

Vivien : Sunshine.

"lol, cringe." Violet shoots me a ' wtf' look.

Ben : It's funny. Come on, you gotta admit it's funny.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Currently, we’re at the front of our brand new house and dad is ringing the doorbell.

Ben : I love it. Don't you love it, hon? I mean, it looks even better than it did online.

Vivien : Yeah, it's interesting.

“How about you Evelyn?” Dad asks me.

“I think it’s cool and superrr creepy. :) it’s totally haunted!” I beam while Violet keeps on thinking, ‘why does my sister have to be so creepy?’

Violet : Great. So we're the Addams Family now.

Ben : Hey, crabby pants. Come here.

Vivien : What are you doing?

Ben : Isn't this place amazing?

Suddenly, I see an old looking lady open the door.

Marcy : Welcome. It's a classic L.A. Victorian. Built around 1920 by the doctor to the stars at the time. It's just fabulous. These are real Tiffany fixtures. As you can see, the previous owners really loved this place like a child. They restored everything.

‘Tiffany, in that super cool famous store I see big celebrities like Lady Gaga buy and wear???!’ I think, amazed.

Vivian: Gay?

Marcy : What do you think?

Ben : Tiffany. Wow.

Marcy : Do you cook?

Ben : Viv is a great cook. I got her cooking lessons a few years ago, and she ended up teaching the teacher a few things.

Marcy : Cooking lessons... romantic. Aren't you a psychologist?

Ben : Psychiatrist. You said something on the phone about there being a study that I could use as a home office? I'm planning on seeing patients here, so I can spend more time with the family.

‘That’s kinda cool I guess : I wont have to deal with seeing the patients every day. Privacy, at last.’ I smile, happy at the idea.

Marcy : How refreshing.

(Vivien puts her dog down, and it goes running outside the kitchen, yapping)

Vivien : Violet, honey, would you go see where Hayley we-nt? Oh, never mind. Eve, try not to trip sweetheart!

“Hey fluffy, what’s wrong?” her eyes widen (she just came up with this) “I know! It’s ghost... spooky. 😃” Whoever the ghost was, decided to prank her by tapping her on the head lightly. “ Aaahhhh!!!” she screamed while running into her mothers chest while her mother was confused. Nevertheless, she’s pulled her daughter into a hug. “Mom! This shits haunted, so cool!”

Violet was used to this, username to her sister being obsessed and fascinated with scary things. Violet signed and went up to the dog,” What are you yapping at?”

That was soooo epic! Finally, I get to feel a ghost!!😊😃😀 im watching as the loser attempts to open a random creepy door, oh she’s done it, finalllly. I see her go in a bit and peek inside while she goes down the stairs. it's dark and creepy but whatever cool I guess.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

I was walking back to the living room?? area. 

Vivien : This wallpaper is peeling over here. Looks like maybe there's a mural underneath it.

Marcy : The last owners probably covered it up. They were modernists. Speaking of the last owners, full disclosure requires that I tell you about what happened to them.

‘Wait?! something happenedddd???’

Vivien : Oh, God... they didn't die in here or anything, did they?

Marcy : Yes, actually, both of them. Murder-suicide. I sold them the house, too. They were just the sweetest couple. You never know, I guess.

‘omgggggg ghostsss!!!! i called it! 😉’

Ben : That explains why it's half the price of every other house in the neighborhood, I guess.

Marcy : I do have a very nice mid-century ranch, but it's in the Valley, and you're going to get a third of the house for twice the price.

Ben : Right.

Violet : Where did it happen?

Marcy : The basement. 

Violet : We'll take it.

‘:) operation find ghosts!’

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Ben: Come on, babe, let's go to bed. Leave that for the morning.

Vivien : I'm a little bit worried about Violet, you know, these kids here are very different. I don't know if she can handle another year of not fitting in. Same with Evelyn, her friends at her old school weren’t a great influence on her.

Ben : You mean... you can't?

Vivien : Can't believe this place doesn't freak you out a little bit. 'Cause of what happened here?

Ben : My repulsion is tempered by the fact that this house is worth four times what we paid for it, so let's not think about it.

Vivien : This is your professional advice, Doctor, just denial?

Ben : Come on, let me give you a little love. Moving here, buying this house was the exact right thing to do for us and our family. It's a good thing and we deserve some good after all the shit we've been through.

Vivien : I've got some stuff I want to... unpack down in the kitchen. I appreciate that you're trying. I'm trying, too.

Ben : Okay.

Vivien : It's just gonna take some time.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Currently, I’m at the campus of my new middle school. I see a group of bitchy-looking girls out front.

Maria : Hey! Student council passed a rule against blowing bubblegum.

Katy : yeah, you could choke on it.

‘tf okay karen.’

“I'm new, I didn't know, sorry.” i roll my eyes.

Maria : What the hell is wrong with you? People sit here, they eat here.

“You don't know me. Why are you doing this?”

Katy : Maria's grandmother died from choking on gum, she takes this pretty seriously.

Maria : Eat it... eat it or I'm gonna kick the shit out of you.

“No. What?”

Cathy : Come on, , that's enough.

Maria : No, no, no, I want to see her eat it.

“No. No.”

Maria : Eat it, eat it.

Katy : Maria, seriously, she's like 10.

Maria tries to force me to eat the gum, but I take the gum out of my mouth and place it on Maria’s head. Maria screams.

Maria : You are dead! You are dead!

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Currently, I’m peaking, leaning around the corner of my sister’s door.

Tate : This one I did after my dad left. I was ten, I think.

‘Who’s this?’

Violet : Last week, first day at my new school... sucks.

‘Ouch, that looks like it hurts.’

Tate : Westfield, right? The worst. I got thrown out of there.

Violet : I hate it here. I hate everyone. All there bourgeoisy designer bullshit. East Coast was much cooler. I mean, at least we had weather.

Tate : I love it when the leaves change.

Violet : Yeah, me, too.

Tate : Why did you move here?

Violet : My dad had an affair. My mom literally caught him in the act.

‘Yeah, why don’t they divorce then????!!‘ I acidentally slipped as i had been leaning into the door to much. oof

Violet: what are you doing here? wait, were u listening in on our conversation?!

“err, maybe?”

Tate: Who’s this?

“I’m Evelyn, Violet’s better sister, epic ghost hunter😼😎“

Tate smiles lightly, violet says, “whatever, come here.” she puts me on her lap while they carry on their conversatio 

Tate : That's horrible. If you love someone, you should never hurt them... never.

Violet : Right? I know. And the worst part is that six months earlier, my mom had, like, this brutal miscarriage. The baby was seven months old, and we had to have this macabre funeral. Have you ever seen a baby coffin?

Tate sits near Violet and gently touches her wrist.

Tate : I'm sorry.

Violet : Why are you seeing my dad?

Tate : Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. You're smarter than that.

Violet : Want to listen to Morrissey? He's cool and he's pissy and he hates everyone and everything.

Tate : Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

Ben : What are you doing in here?

I turn my head around and see dad by the door

Violet : Just listening to music, Dad.

Ben : You need to leave, Tate. I'm sorry. He shouldn't be in here, and I think you know that... please.

Tate : What's that thing you think I'm afraid of? Fear of rejection?

Ben : Stay away from him.

Violet : Dad, nothing...

Ben : You heard me!

Tate : No! Bullet, bullet, bullet!

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

im in the kitchen with mom eating some sweets and i see a women and a girl.

Vivien : I want you to stay out of my house.  Do you understand?

Constance : Can I smoke in here?

Vivien : No. Adelaide, answer me, please.

Addie : Can I pet your dog?

Vivien : No, Adelaide, I want you to stay out of the house. I want you to stop coming in and opening things up and telling me that I'm going to die.

Ben : She said that?

Constance : She says that to everybody. Say you're sorry, Addie.

Addie : No, they did it.

Vivien : Who did it?

Addie : The twins.

Constance : Shh.

Addie : Can I... pet your dog?

Vivien : No, Adelaide, listen to me. I want you to stop coming in here without permission. Am I clear?’

I wisper to mom, ‘why does she always come in the house, i can hear her a lot.’ mom just shrugs

Ben : Vivien.

Vivien : Am I clear?

Addie : Yes.

Vivien : Thank you.

Constance : Time to go, Addie.

Ben : Hallie!

Vivien : Are you okay?

Addie : She shouldn't have done that.

Constance : Sorry about all this. You touch my kid one more time and I will break your goddamn arm.

‘awkward, now thats a TRUE karen’

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

im at school and this bitch is trying to fucking fight me

Violet : I'm not scared of you!

Maria : Should be!

Kids : Fight, fight, fight!

i spit 

Maria: little bitch!

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Vivien : Hey. Whoa. Come here. What happened to your face?

“Fell down.”

Vivien : Come here. Sit, sit, sit. Boy or girl?

“Girls. Three of em.””

Vivien : Hope they look worse than you do. You know their names?

“I'm not narking.”

Vivien : You know, we can easily move you to a different school. There are a lot of really good private schools right in this neighborhood.

“I'm not running away. I'm not scared of them. Not afraid of anything.”

Vivien : It's like that time in kindergarten, when you insisted that I bring you home from the slumber party 'cause all the other girls were sleeping without the nightlight on. I know you've gotten the short end of the stick, lately. This move, and...your dad and I haven't exactly been great to be around.

 “Why don't you guys get divorced, if you're so miserable?”

Vivien : We still love each other.

“ You could've fooled me. I thought you hated each other. Well, at least you hated him. I don't blame you. He was a shithead. Sorry.”

Vivien : It's okay. He was a shithead. You know, we got a lot of history. Your dad's been through a lot, I've been through a lot. Guess we need each other. What are you scared of?

“You said I'm not scared of anything, so... what scares you?”

Vivien : Lately? Everything. Life will do that to you.

[luckycheesefoodie321]

was gonna post this yesterday but was tired...anyhoo AWAE 3.07 SPOILER + LONG LIVE COMMENTARY

I don’t know if we were blessed or cursed this ep yall bc so much happenedddd

ahhh Anne come on you shoulda known this would’ve affected Josie Josie girl I want you to do what’s best for YOU C’mon Prissy speak the truth!

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That slap... was something else. Idk how I feel???

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Aww man Miss Stacy is EXPERT Noooo Anne Nooo please stop talking girl I get it you’re jealous and hurt but please stop you’re in the wrong in this sense Gilbert is saying good things please

Oh god OOFT idk if that was ok Anne... idk if that was ok Anne!!!

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Oh my god if these old white men continuously interrupting the ever opinionated Rachel somehow sparks some idea of the extreme gender and racial biases evident in society in the exceptionally conservative Rachel Lynde?!?! I’ll be happy to listen to their egoistic nonsense... at least Rachel has weight in the town... even if these goddamn old white men aren’t listening to her now...

Holy shit this scene is fucking amazing. It’s infuriating but it is goddamn AMAZING

Oh crap I’m getting chills holy shit this scene is incredible

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YOU CANT JUST FOLLOW UP THAT SCENE WITH DIANA AND JERRY’S HANDS BRUSHING AGAINST EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY WATER Diana... honey... no... wait... just because Jerry didn’t appreciate the nuanced meaning of the story doesn’t mean he’s dumb... oh man... Is she... asking for a make out session right now??? WHY AM I NERVOUS THEYRE ABOUT TO KISS HE’S NOT JUST A BOOTY CALL DIANA

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That side glance at Matthew like... uhhh does Matthew not count??? And no our boi Matthew is the only reliable man out there “I reckon you’ve heard from about enough men on this topic” MATTHEW IS OUR GODDAMN KING AND WE LOVE HIM

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That was cathartic as hell. I felt her anger hot dang.

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Ok ok. Gilbert getting back some. Defending Anne. Alrighty. Even tho Anne has been pretty angry with him he’s still defending her. Ok. Who’s home girl in the back that’s not a part of the main squad??? Ok ok this is good. I feel like no one really READ Anne’s article. They just got caught up in the consequences but didn’t look at the actual thing. I appreciate this. Moody learning one step at a time. Linking to our Roody hearts

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Istg if Anne gets pissed at Gilbert after this wholesome defence of her character I might riot If Gilbert can’t figure out he’s in love with her after that wholesome defence of her character I also might riot

I SEE THEM HEART EYESSSSSS I guess we’re on a “he loves me” petal Lol Ruby scolding her manss

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I see the Andrews men are both idiots

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Guys can we stay friends... please... at least??? Angry Shirbert is just uncomfortable

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I would love Josie and Anne to finally come to an understanding. This is so good. And she treated her with the usual Josie sarcasm this is a good feeling

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WAIT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FINALLY JERRY AND ANNE ARE TALKING JERRY IS ASKING ANNE FOR ADVICE “My girl” oooh Jerryyyyy Oh wait I’m glad they’re talking and having a moment and being my BrOTP but idk if I want them to be hurt by Diana?!?!

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God I love Matthew. He’s so steadfast.

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What you doing Josie girl?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILLY ANDREWS?!?! You tell him Josie!!! Your “redemption” is coming too slow Billy!

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I DIDN’T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN AND I DONT AGREE WITH DIANA’S THINKING THOUGH I UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WAS THINKING THAT WAY BUT ALSO IVE BEEN KINDA WAITING FOR ANNE AND DIANA TO HAVE A SOLID DISAGREEMENT BC THEIR THINKING IS SO DIFFERENT BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED EITHER

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ooooh Prissy get what’s yours! Jane oh honey I was cheering for you... I hope you reconsider bc this family is in a damn rut

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Oh Gilbert you’re working your way back into all our hearts huh? Stop it this friendly Shirbert is the best Shirbert AWW PRISSY CAME Oooh Activist Anne is eevrythinggggg Oh my god these clueless ass people joining in EYYY MARILLA JOSIE SHOWED UP WITH HER HAIR UNCURLED OH SNAP WE GOT PICTURESSSS Ooooh Gil boi Oooh heckin townsfolk???

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Oh my god that shift in focus onto Gilbert looking at Anne what’s about to happen?!?! Are we about to stare at the stars together?!?! Did he just call back to their spelling days??? Wait noooo first it was Ruby and now it’s Winnifred stop bringing up other girls when you’re having a moment Anneeeeee THEY WERE STARING AT EACH OTHERS LIPS ISTG

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OH THESE ASSHOLE WHITE MEN ARE STEALING THE PRINTING PRESS AND THEYRE GONNA BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL HOUSE NO YOU DID NOT JUST END THE EP THERE

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AND THAT WAS THE MOOD YA’LL. 3.07, like every Anne ep thus far has been a MONSTER... Derry was thriving and then it died just like that huh? Diana my girl how could you do that to my boiiiiiiiiii... I’ve been wanting an Anne-Jerry scene the whole season and it was an angsty rave...AND THEN THE FIGHT BETWEEN DIANA AND ANNE BROKE MY DAMN HEART...

as far as Shirbert went, I hope that was the final “He Loves Me” petal... it was a wholesome ass episode for Shirbert after the angst that was Ep 6... Gilbert coming to Anne’s defence... them just being FRIENDS for once... that classic Gilbert gaze of longing... the porch talk under the stars?!?!? JOKING CALLBACKS (honestly take note Winnie... enough with the Mr Bones already)... BOI WAS REALISING SOMETHING... like let the boi realise Anne is his true love... I hope Anne and Winnie become friends bc they seem like they’re on the same vibe but I just want him to settle his mind on Anne these last 3 eps... 

And then Josie and Prissy’s character developments? KILLER! love them. we stan a couple of fierce queens!

Anne leading the charge and all the kids doing the silent protest and it was just such a wholesome thing... love Matthew and Marilla standing by and supporting Anne... now just need to see those asshole white men get what’s coming to them...

[swampthot]

cis ppl: she

cis ppl: oh m y gdo oh my god I’m so fuckigdf sorry oh bmy god i misgegndered youucan you forgivebs me I’m soshitty I don’t know what happenedddd

me:

[jilliancares]

What happened with the person who followed phan home? I'm so confused Idk what happenedddd

i don’t know who it was or what happened to them, i just know someone followed dan home and then (i think ?) leaked their address on twitter :(

[aquarianlights]

You take f o r e v e r to reply to asks. Jfc.

I’m sorryyyyyy. I just told you what happenedddd. ;A; I had to find the heating pad to put on my spine at the base of my neck. These two ligaments are so goddamn swollen that I’m freaking the fuck out because they’re each the size of half of my fist. And they feel like if you had a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD bruise and someone were to be jabbing the end of a pencil with an eraser on it all over the bruise repeatedly as hard as they could with no pauses. And every time anyone touches it (including myself), it’s just shooting pain. I have heat on it now, like my mom instructed, and an NSAID in me to reduce any swelling and/or edema…but for fucks sake, the pain will not go away and I have a FUCKTON of narcotics in me, fam. D: I have literally been taking more than I’m supposed to today because of how intense this pain is and I try very hard not to ever take more than prescribed nowadays because I need every single pill every single day in order to function with chronic pain conditions.

I have an MRI scheduled for the 1st, but it was only supposed to be for my lumbar and thoracic regions. Now I have to call my doctor on Tuesday (I’ll call tomorrow to see if they’re open, but I doubt it because of fucking memorial day ugh) and see if she can quickly get it over to the MRI place to have them order extra scans for my *entire* spine instead of just the lumbar and thoracic because, at this rate, it’s killing me all over.

Started off in the lumbar region…then it went into the thoracic…then I didn’t feel it for a while…now it’s in the cervical. Fuck my life. ;A; The only thing anyone could figure out is wrong is that my L3 ligament is out of alignment and that was diagnosed over 6 months ago so I hope to hell I didn’t fuck it up coz they warned me in PT that if I did PT wrong, it could lead to scoliosis but GAH THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE “Oh, it’ll never happen to me. I don’t have to worry about that.” MOMENTS! JUST LIKE IT HAPPENED WITH PHYSICAL DISABILITY! I SAID EXACTLY THAT! Not even right before getting chronic pain issues, I was saying to myself, “If I were to ever have a physical disability, I wouldn’t be able to go on living. I would have to off myself somehow because living with a physical disability would just be too much for me. I’m very glad I only have mental disorders to overcome. Haha!” And now…NOW…I have Fibro, Ehlers Danlos, and whatever the fuck is going on with my spine. Not to mention chronic and optical migraines and carpal tunnel that I’ve had for most of my life, but those are minor and aren’t considered physical disabilities. So these two diagnoses and the one that will come are a real smack in the face. :(

This pain is going to fucking kill me! ;A; I have so many narcotics in me and not even a single one of them is doing a single fucking thing for the pain in that area which means that hopefully an NSAID and this heat will work. :( If it doesn’t, I’m gonna have to find a way to use ice. I don’t know where any of my gel freezer packs are…and I know my roommates don’t have one because they legit don’t have anything except for electronics. @_@ Drives me insane. AGH.