#i don’t care tbh

[urcrowley]

college au because I’m very delusional

KEIGO IS SO HRHRHEHEH

his smile is so 😭😭😔😔🙁🙁🫶🫶

Ok will start rambling after the line…

⿴ Keigo is literally the campus crush, I think we can collectively agree on that… (because I’d 100% have a crush on him if I was going to college w him.)

He has a whole fan club and everything 😔

⿴ For Touya, I think he’s a 50/50 case.

It’s either people think he’s a loser , he’s intimidating or he’s hot… honestly, bro is all of the above LMAOOOOO

⿴ they’re those type of best friends that’s always at each other’s throats (me and my best friend fr)

“you can die in a ditch for all I care (pls don’t)”

“I hope you die first (I hope we grow old together)”

They’re dumb like that

(You can take this as platonic or romantic, I don’t give a shit.)

⿴ Keigo is either a volleyball player or a badminton player because I can’t see him as a basketball player… imagine people call him ‘Hawks’ because he can jump really high 💥💥💥

⿴ Touya, however, I’m still debating.

I’m leaning towards like filming or music despite Enji wanting him to get a course like medicine or accountancy (wow crazy, so stereotypical I know)

UGH, JUST HEAR ME OUT ON MUSICIAN TOUYA OKAYYYYY 🙁🙁🙁

Anyways bye thanks for reading allat

Might add more or something..

(Aka, might turn it to a fic)

[esha-isboogara]

the great escape

while i was tweaking this the song by boys like girls came on and here we are. oh how i love nanamin <3

♡oral(m), punishment, head under the desk, idk what else to tag

kento nanami was not a man who accepted insolence or disobedience. “you do the crime you do the time” he always says. justice was an important form of government, if not the most, in his eyes.

for you that meant some form of punishment,weather it be a hefty spanking or being denied orgasm to the point of almost passing out. he usually tried to keep it different in order to keep you on your toes.

today though he had something else in mind. something to help you watch that smart mouth of yours.

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“there we go”. he spoke warmly as he shoved his cock as little further down your throat. “you just need a little redirection…isn’t that right sweetheart”?

you never wanted to disobey kento. you made it your life’s mission to be the best assistant you could possibly be. in fact it was quite rare for you to do anything without his direction. your heart pumped for this man.

but he’s just been so caught up at work recently and you missed him so very much.

how could he expect you to keep calm and composed after seeing him look oh so professional in that perfect fitting suit? sitting at his desk giving out orders and filling out paperwork with his sleeve rolled up ?

it was an impossible task for you to stay sane.

maybe you were out of line by trying to suck him off from under the desk. sure it was unprofessional but in the end he was your boyfriend. you shouldn’t have to share him with a bunch of strangers.

you nodded, your eyes starting to water as his cock hit the back of your throat.

“i need to hear you sweets”.

for a moment you stayed quiet but you quickly spoke up despite having a mouth full of cock.

nanami threw his head back and let out a sigh of pleasure. “mm that’s it”. his hands quickly found themselves tangled in your hair , forcing his length further down your throat. the feeling of you gagging on the base of his cock was heavenly.

tears started to well up in your eyes as you managed to keep eye contact with your lover.

“look at my pretty girl - taking my cock like the perfect slut”. he thrust his hips slightly, relishing the sound of your chokes and gasps. “have you learned your lesson”?

he exited your mouth allowing your a moment to speak. “yes sir. i’ve learned my lesson, i’ll be good from now on”.

he just shook his head. “i’m not sure sweetheart- let’s see if you’ve really truly learned your lesson”.

[it-was-the-glitter-freeze]

shitty noodle doodles + the evangelist

[toxicfucksaround]

I see an old underlust take of mine from last year circulating again so

I fucking love underlust, I love sex aus they’re great. Underlust is more than sex but the sex is also, fun as hell. Underlust is porn with plot don’t get it twisted.

Still hate evil chara, their design sucks and I hate when everyone is always making Chara out to be some bloodthirsty evil demon when like, in canon they were just like, a mentally unwell child. To clarify I don’t care about the aging up either. If they’re visibly an adult then like go off, they’re not real I don’t care.

Also Don’t care about fontcest, I was trying to impress some shitty anti mutuals last year. Honestly it’s not my favorite but they’re not real so go off guys, have fun with that one. Genuinely don’t like don’t read on that front like-

[confettay]

rewatching G1 again and I’m obsessed with this scene where they just show multiple angles of starscream sulking for like 20 seconds with absolutely no dialogue from him at all

[femmeofhearts]

possessive butch save me…save me possessive butch…

[dukeofdadykes]

I drew Sage bc I LOVE HER rahHH her powers are so cool I’m so interested to see what they end up doin w/ her!! 😤

[sluttycinderella]

y’all do get that if dan and phil hard launch it will break the internet right? like people who haven’t thought about dnp since 2016 and literally everyone else with an online presence will know. suddenly there will be so many new eyes on our cute little community that we’ve managed to build from the ashes of the early phandom. it’ll be worldwide news that those guys from youtube who “weird girls” always shipped were actually together the whole time. it’ll be absolute chaos. it’s not that i don’t want them to hard launch if that’s genuinely what they want to do, i’m just afraid that it’ll send shockwaves through the entire internet that’ll shatter the nice little thing we’ve got going on here. i for one don’t want to be talking to an acquaintance in class next semester and hear them say “did you hear that dan and phil from youtube are together? that’s crazy! i never watched them ‘cause their fans were always so weird. i didn’t even know they were gay. i guess their fans bullied them out of the closet.” and then have to pretend to be normal.

[kekstala]

After the mass leak of very questionable game freak content, I’ve got the sudden urge to draw Typhlosion all epic…

[louferrignojrofficial]

boyfriends <3

[echo-riot]

✞⛧ Braiding hair Ambessa x Wife reader ✞⛧

Warnings: reader is white coded, I did basic research on how to braid hair like Ambessa’s (probably not enough-)

Fluff <3

The sunlight streamed into the room as you sat cross-legged on the couch, staring at Ambessa’s hair like it was some kind of unsolvable puzzle. She was seated on the floor in front of you, her tall frame leaned back slightly so her broad shoulders brushed against your knees.

“I’m going to be honest,” you said, twisting your lips in concentration, “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

Ambessa tilted her head back slightly, giving you a glance with one raised eyebrow and a teasing smirk. “You did insist, my love,” she pointed out, her voice rich with amusement.

“Well, yeah, because you looked so cute sitting on the floor and asking me to braid your hair. But now I’m regretting my overconfidence,” you admitted, your hands hovering hesitantly over her thick, dark locks.

Ambessa chuckled, the deep sound rumbling through her chest. “It’s just hair. I’ll show you.” She reached back, taking one of your hands gently in hers and guiding you.

“Okay, so,” she began, her tone calm and patient, “you take a section—about this big—and separate it into three parts.”

You followed her guidance, albeit clumsily, as you tried to section off a piece of her hair. It didn’t help that your hands were shaking slightly under the pressure. “Is this… right?” you asked, squinting at your uneven sections.

Ambessa gave a small hum, glancing back briefly. “Close enough. Now, start weaving one piece over the other. Like this.” Her fingers moved deftly over her own hair for a moment to demonstrate, and you tried to mimic her movements.

Your first attempt was less than stellar. The braid was lumpy and loose, and you groaned in frustration. “This is so embarrassing. I’m making a mess of your hair.”

Ambessa laughed again, her shoulders shaking slightly. “Patience, my love. You’re doing fine. Besides, I didn’t marry you for your hairstyling skills.”

You playfully swatted her shoulder. “Gee, thanks for the encouragement.”

She leaned her head back against your knees, looking up at you with a smirk. “You’re cute when you’re flustered.”

You stuck your tongue out at her but focused again, determined to get it right this time. With her guidance—and an embarrassing number of failed attempts—you finally managed a halfway-decent braid.

“Not bad,” she said, reaching up to feel it. “It’s a bit loose, but you’re getting the hang of it.”

“Loose?” you gasped, mock-offended. “I’ll have you know that’s the bohemian style.”

“Is that what we’re calling it now?” she teased, her amber eyes gleaming with amusement.

You sighed dramatically, leaning forward to press your forehead to the back of her head. “I’m trying, okay? You’re not allowed to make fun of me.”

“I would never,” she said, though the smirk on her face said otherwise.

As you worked on another section, you found yourself relaxing into the rhythm. You weren’t perfect by any means, but the act of running your fingers through her hair and weaving the pieces together felt oddly intimate.

“Why do you even want mini braids, anyway?” you asked after a while. “Seems like a lot of work for both of us.”

Ambessa shrugged, her voice softer now. “I find it… comforting.”

Your hands stilled for a moment as your heart swelled. “That’s really sweet,” you murmured, leaning down to press a kiss to the crown of her head.

Ambessa smiled at your gesture but didn’t say anything, letting the quiet intimacy of the moment settle between you.

By the time you finished, your arms were sore, and you were certain you’d made a hundred mistakes. But when Ambessa stood and turned to face you, her expression was one of quiet approval.

“You did well,” she said, running her fingers over the braids.

“You’re just saying that because you love me,” you replied, though the pride in her eyes made you feel a little less self-conscious about your work.

“I do love you,” she said, stepping closer to cup your face in her large hands. “And I appreciate the effort. Even if you need more practice.”

You groaned, hiding your face in her chest as she laughed. “Rude!”

Her laughter softened into a low hum as she wrapped her arms around you, pulling you close. “Thank you, my love. For trying, for learning. It means more to me than you know.”

You looked up at her, a small smile tugging at your lips. “Well, as long as you don’t mind being my guinea pig, I’ll keep practicing.”

Ambessa’s smirk returned. “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim: I’m bisexual.

Damian: You have a wider array of people to disappoint then? At the very least the world can rest knowing you may never produce spawn to taint the rest of humanity.

[shima-draws]

I’m still so mentally ill over the whole Luffy refusing to eat unless it’s Sanji’s food thing. Like. We KNOW how fucking feral over food Luffy is. He loves food and loves eating so much that he steals it off other people’s plates and out of their hands and is so impatient when it comes to meals that he’ll literally try and sneak into the kitchen to mooch before it’s ready. Or he’ll try to break into the refrigerator. I know Sanji mentioned putting a lock on it at some point bc Luffy literally wiped it clean. He will not hesitate to eat other people’s portions or literally an entire meal meant for a whole ship of people! He’s unbelievably selfish when it comes to food and that’s just SUCH a central part of his character that it’s become almost endearing. Even in Totto Land Luffy didn’t think for a second before devouring everything in sight, including an entire fucking HOUSE, regardless of the consequences or the people it might affect. Homie did not care!! He’s food driven first and foremost!!!

Until Sanji leaves him. Until he decides that eating—something that he loves and brings him comfort—isn’t WORTH it unless it’s Sanji’s food he’s eating. It’s been shown that Luffy has zero self restraint when it comes to food so the fact that he was SURROUNDED by food on all sides on a food themed island and utterly refused to partake in any of that? Even though he hates being hungry and will always make eating a priority over pretty much anything else?? The amount of willpower it must have taken for him to sit there and purposefully let himself starve, for SANJI. Even when food was offered to him conveniently (in the form of syrup rain) he stubbornly rejected that. Because it wasn’t Sanji’s food. Because it wasn’t Sanji who made it, who always puts so much thought and care into the food he makes, who always indulges Luffy and prepares extra because he knows how much Luffy eats and how much he loves to eat. Luffy literally took one of the most defining traits he has and tossed it out the window. For Sanji. I’m going to fucking blow up

[piccolos-bigtoe]

Posting this here cause it’s been a while since I last posted and I am actually pretty proud of this…. I am making a mock RED brochure for my graphic design class and this is the cover…. I need five more panels I literally spent all of Wednesday working on this because text is my enemy and I am never satisfied with it but like actually taking a break from working on it and looking again later i was like “huh actually that’s not bad.” Sitka banner font easily in my top ten….

I was so proud of it I set it as my phones Home Screen…. Legitimately want to transfer to graphic design but I am torn. I currently am in studio art and have my own personal studio (it is shared between me and three friends tho), if I switch to graphic I lose that, and I really value my space cause I’ve been using it for like,,, four years pretty much (two I would sneak in there before I was in college cause my sibling owned it before I did, these past two it’s been my spot). It has memories and art work (that would REAAALLLYY suck to transport because there are LARGE pieces like LARGE) okau I will be real I am posting and rambling because I am stalling on cleaning my room… I am lazy……. I also just like to talk…. Accidentally woke up at 12 instead of 9 oops…

Work is REALLY gonna pile up this month…. I have a quilt, a weaving, and four papers for one class, my brochure and a 12 month calendar (obvi also gonna be tf2 themed calendar because i am insane…) for graphics, a screen print, and a paper and performance piece for another class… but I will make it thru E Z, after this I’m home free baby, summer is here ‘,B)

[mumuqings]

tgcf book spoilers, but one mu qing and xie lian snippet that I think about a lot is this one, at the start of xie lian’s second banishment when he’s surprised to hear mu qing being described as generous and kind:

as opposed to this memory from before his first ascension when mu qing started giving out cherries to the kids in the city:

I think it just really goes to show 1) how deeply mq’s actions truly affected xl and what he thought of him, but also 2) just how different mq and xl are fundamentally in the way that they think and approach things.

I don’t have a lot of commentary on xl that hasn’t already been said, but bc we get the story from xl’s pov, we see a lot of mq’s actions being framed as selfish or suspicious (which is fair, bc again, we know how much his actions hurt xl), but we also see a lot of misconstrued kindness, like in book 8 where it’s revealed that he knocked out fx in order to save him. it’s also pretty obvious how much mq still cares abt xl, with how quickly he volunteers as fu yao and the lengths he goes to protect him when he deems hc a threat, so I also think it’s very likely that mq leaving the trio first was exactly what he said it was — that he thought becoming a junior official, ascending quickly, would be the best way to take care of not just his mother, but also xl, fx, the king and queen, and himself, and so in a way, him leaving was him acting on his kindness. but ofc it doesn’t work out, and he spends the next 800 years fighting w/ fx about it, defending himself, his decisions, and his kindness, and nitpicking the accuracies of his statues while he himself remains completely misunderstood by the two people he probably cares abt the most.

and idk, I guess I just think that’s probably a really lonely way to spend 800 years.

[legendoflozer]

Legend and Sky as a duo is so funny to me!!

Red to the last pic