#i do still wanna see it tho.. ik roommate was gonna watch it this week anyway maybe ill ask if she would mind me joining
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phagodyke · 6 months ago
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ate a big breakfast this morning and took my meds when I got to work so an hour later than usual let's see if this makes a difference
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sehoglows-blog · 7 years ago
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its not all shits and giggles (chp. one)
yg vs sm groupchat
milkbunsehuu: baek
chanchan: he’s not here rn, at work, but whats up boo?
milkbunsehuu: idk not much. like, jongin got me hard again.
chanchan: why is our name still called yg vs sm
chanchan changed the group name to sekai initiation
milkbunsehuu: yeol. yeol. yeol. stop calling him kai.
baekiepoo: im of work sluts. yeol get ur ass over here take me home.
milkbunsehuu: why is the bottom saying this and *off
chanchan: ur a bottom too sehunnie
baekiepoo: how do u know i dont switch
chanchan: LMAO NO
milkbunsehuu: right because, “y-yeol, fuck pleasepleaase let me come oh shit. oh fuckk” is SUCH a switch
baekiepoo: oh shiete
you heard tht?
milkbunsehuu: yeah bb, i fell asleep and when i woke up i needed to take a piss so i walked 2 the bathroom n heard that shit
chanchan: fuck
baekiepoo: you should’ve joined つ´Д`)つ
milkbunsehuu: uhm no. ew ion wanna see that mess
chanchan: we all know you like being wrecked bby
baekiepoo: wait
can i add someone?
he doesnt have many friends and he goes to our school!! please??
milkbunsehuu: who?
chanchan: sure
milkbunsehuu: i am so sure you saw me ask who
baekiepoo: yay!!!! its a guy named jongdae. he’s v nice and from China!!!
baekie added jongbae to the groupchat sekai initiation
jongbae: uh hi~
milkbunsehuu: hii
chanchan: dont be shy.
im chanyeol.
call me yeol.
thats sehun he has relationship problems with Jongin.
jongbae: i already know u guys. baek told me about you.
chanchan: do u know about sehun’s daily masturbation sessions infront of his roomie.
milkbunsehuu: HE’S ASLEEP ITS NOT REALLY IN FRONT OF HIM U DICK
jongbae: dont u think he heard?? i mean…
milkbunsehuu: that might be why
he hates me so much
fuck
baekiepoo: dumbass!!! dumbassss! u gotta apologize.
jongbae: what’s ur roommates name?
milkbunsehuu: yixing.
jongbae: omg!! ik hiM!! he’s so chill.
milkbunsehuu: he HATES me. like seriously. (T⌓T)
chanchan: not the emojis. pls no.
baekiepoo: u’d better get used to it.
jongbae: lemme talk 2 him.
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jongbae: yixing!! yixing!!
dinoxing: whats up?
jongbae: ik your roommate!!
dinoxing: oh ew. ew. ew. how??
jongbae: im in a chat with him!! he’s super nice.
dinoxing: oh? he keeps jacking his cock in front of me so like
jongbae: nooo!! NOO! WAIT FUCKING HELL WAIT HIM EXPLAIN!
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sekai initiation
jongbae: he knows
baekipoo: you’ve been found out kid! go run. get a room transferrr.
chanchan: add him!!! HURRY JONGDAE.
milkbunsehuu: NO YOU LITTLE SHIT DONT U DARE
jongbae added dinoxing to the chat
dinoxing: Sehun.
milkbunsehuu: IM SORRY.
dinoxing is typing...
chanchan: ur done for. me andw im gonna go pick up baekhyun.
baekhyun: u mean u havent been coming voer?
jongbae: voer
dinoxing: Okay so like, I know you have this huge ass crush on Jongin and shit and you know that he’s my friend and all, but you can’t keep on masturbating in front of me like that. Usually I wouldn’t have a problem with it but holy fuck you’re such a bottom that it’s a tiny bit of a turn-on and I don’t wanna get hard. So, can you go into our bathroom and beat off? That’s helpful. Oh, and, I haven’t told Jongin so ur lucky. (´・ω・`)
jongbae: too much words~
dinoxing: not even that many
milkbunsehuu: uh thanks?? ill go to the bathroom to beat off?? just dont hate me.
dinoxing: why did you think i hated you?
milkbunsehuu: because you give me death stares and scowling and i hear u whispering about me.
to ur friends.
on the phone.
five times.
how many friends do u fucking have?
dinoxing: well there’s minseokie, there’s junmyeon, satansoo, and jongin, i didnt tell him tho.
milkbunsehuu: shit. whyyyyy??????
dinoxing: uhm. go fucking masturbate idk.
jongbae sent a gif <img src="http://i.imgur.com/lOwiVsp.gif"/>
dinoxing: u meme.
milkbunsehuu: why did u???
dinoxing: im adding them.
milkbunsehuu: dont bitch.
dinoxing: fineee. l8ter
milkbunsehuu: no never
im going home. keep the door open.
chanchan: are u saying u were texting during class? bad sehunnie.
milkbunsehuu: are you saying u were texting n driving??
chanchan: stfu im dRIVING SJDALGSJ FUCGHK
dinoxing: if he's dead i want his room
baekiepoo: so u fuck good i presume?
dinoxing: yes why i have a bf u homewrecker
baekiepoo: chanyeol + death + new roommate = me needing a new boyfriend to fuck
oh wait he's here ur lucky
(≧∇≦)/
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 Sehun walked into his dorm room with a sigh to see Yixing sitting on the couch watching a new episode of  some drama on TV. He didn’t really know what to say to Yixing because of the weird series of texts they just had, but he was at least glad class was over. He set down his books onto their kitchen counter and went into the fridge to look for something to snack on, like an apple, because he had dance class in an hour and he didn't want anything to really take over too much time. He settled on a small cheese dish and platter from Publix and as he was walking out, Yixing was staring at him, amused.
 “Sehun-ah. Come here.” Sehun stared at the black haired boy before walking over to him warily. "Bitch, walk quicker, I don't bite." Sehun wanted to retort but instead he walked over to the couch Yixing was sitting on, Yixing motioned for the boy to sit on his lap and Sehun hesitated. "Are you serious?" Yixing reached for his hand and latched onto to it, he pulled him down onto his lap and held him there. "Now kid, let's talk. Why do you like Jongin so much?" Sehun though for a moment, chuckling awkwardly as he messed around with his jacket string.
 "Well, for one, he's a spectacular dancer and, uhm, well he's really hot. Have you seen the kid? Jesus Christ he's so cute. And I may have saw him naked, he has a big dick, but that's not the whole important part, there's also the fact that he's actually really nice to me. T-the few times we talked, he was nice.”
 Yixing nodded his head, "So...you saw his dick?"
 Sehun stuttered and turned to look at him, "N-no, it's not like that. I mean, I walked in on him after dance practice because I needed my deodorant and I left it in there, and I'm really clumsy and stuff and I fell and when I looked up i could see inside the stall and I saw his...cock." Yixing nodded and checked his watch.
 "I have an idea, so you can like, talk to him better. I know you don't really talk because he always calls you, 'that weird kid in my dance class.'" Sehun's face fell, is that really how he felt about him? That one weird kid, okay that's great. Amazing, actually.
Sehun was hurt, he wouldn't admit it but Jongin's validation is really all that he cares about.
 "What's your idea?" Sehun asked, begging to Yixing to help him even after he obviously bugged him with his "sessions" but he wasn't really begging Yixing himself. He just wanted Kai.
 "If you want to know all you gotta do is add my friends to the groupchat, minus Jongin." Sehun bit his lip, he didn't know his friends, but it really couldn't be that much harm, now could it?
 "Fine then, now what's your idea?" Yixing showed him his watch.
 "Get to dance practice, you might miss Jongin." He smirked as Sehun struggled to get off of his lap.
"I'll be back later!" And he ran out the door. Yixing laid back against the couch and sighed, he turned over and looked at the television sullenly before getting up to grab a snack.
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“Alright class, today we will be looking at our dances from last week and reviewing them! Now, you remember than you were separated into groups for your duo, so you won’t be reviewing your own dance, and it’s a group project!” The class broke out into whispers as the students contemplated the what group they wanted to be in, “Students! I’ll be choosing your groups.” The class groaned as their teacher reached into her bag, pulling out a sheet of paper with names on it.
 Sehun didn’t really pay attention until the teacher called Jongin’s name, and then his name followed, which made Sehun make a tiny whimper sound, Jongin scooted over to him and the teacher gave him a disk with what Sehun guessed was someone’s dance.
 “Also, students, you will be doing a whole project on this! So, yes, I want poster boards and a nice report on the dance itself, and techniques that could have been used to make it better! Now go discuss.”
 Sehun turned to look at Jongin, he was quickly tapping away on his phone before shutting it off and looking at Sehun. “Alright. Let’s get this over with.
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sekai initiation
dinoxing: can i add my friends now?
baekiepoo: did sehun say u could, i added yeol and he got upset
dinoxing: yeah dw. we talked about it.
chanchan: so u tried to get w/ my bby???? @dinoxing
dinoxing: no
chanchan: sure u did. i can scroll up…
baekiepoo: ur an idiot yeol did u even READ it
chanchan: … nvm im an idiot
dinoxing: ik
dinoxing added marshmallow™, mom, satansoo to the groupchat sekai initiation
marshmallow™: oh new people hihihihihi
satansoo: who the fuck
mom: sekai?? what’s a sekai??
dinoxing: sehun’s groupchat, idk where he is right now.
marshmallow™: the masturbating roommate? the one who masturbates to jongin?? who’s kai???
baekiepoo: oh thats my fault, see, i didnt know his name because sehun wouldnt tell us so i called him Kai. after that singer idk.
chanchan: ^^^
marshmallow™: and who are you people?
baekiepoo: bitch we could say the same to u whores we’re the originals. jongdae added yixing and thne BADBVAFM BAM!
milkbunsehuu: im gonna die
satansoo: not important right now masturbater
mom: soo dont be mean
okay hii! im junmyeon. im now ur mom.
satansoo: im kyungsoo. i hate you~
dinoxing: omg he used a ~
satansoo: i wanted to rhyme
dinoxing: bs ur cute admit it
mom: yixing dont harass him babe
chanchan: mooore couples!!
mom: yeah me and yixing are an item
baekiepoo: WAIT
JUNMYEON??
UR IN ME AND JONGDAE’S FUCKING MUSIC THEORY CLASS
jongbae: gasp shocker!
mom: oh yeah i dont talk much
marshmallow™: unless he’s drunk or lecturing. like at last weeks party
dinoxing: y weren’t u guys at jongin’s party?? he has one like every fucking week
baekiepoo: we’re unpopular we dont get invited
chanchan: ^^^
milkbunsehuu: ^^^
jongbae: yeah pretty much
satansoo: pathetic
milkbunsehuu: says the fucking egghead
satansoo: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
milkbunsehuu: U’VE BEEN IN MY DORM
marshmallow™: i want intros from “the originals”
baekiepoo: im baekhyun im amazing i have a tight ass (not as nice as sehun’s tho) nice af legs and fabulous hair?? my bf’s yeol and he’s the best.
chanchan: im tall
im also a fucking yoda
i rap
milkbunsehuu: uhm
marshmalow™: we already know u yixing was telling us about u
dinoxing: sozzz
jongbae: hii im jongdae and i like candy!!!
santansoo: i like this one 4 minseok
marshmallow™: o ya im minseok and i like jongdae already!
milkbunsehuu: i got jongin’s number.
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assholemurphy · 6 years ago
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so, i actually laid down for abt 3 hours instead of doing my itt final. oops. i didn’t even sleep, i just laid there. i mean, i tried, but i couldn’t. so, i’m gonna be out of adderall and my last pill will have worn off probs around the time i get home from shop, so, that’s gonna suck. writing two papers, a script, and reading a play with no adderall is gonna be a bitch. i’ve got my xr, maybe (still haven’t looked to see if i kept it or not, probs not), and that may help, but i’m p much fucking screwed on this one. what should take 4 hours (6 with breaks) is gonna end up taking like, 10, probably. unfortunate.
i’m gonna finish my trunk this afternoon and deal with that. it’ll take abt an hour or so. maybe one and a half. then i’ll be finished with it completely. i dunno if i’ll take it home on fri or wait til after break, it just depends. i wanna bring it home asap so i can use it when i organize my apartment, but it probs won’t be easy to carry bc while it has a handle, it’s significantly heavier than it was before, and i dunno if i’ll be able to find somebody who can help me transport it. but i can try.
one good piece of news from the shitfest that has been this past week: due to the loans i’m getting ($2k more this semester and $2k+ next semester) i’ll be able to cover the other half of the rent on my apartment (my mother will continue paying for half like she has been bc i’m jobless and don’t have the time to get one bc i get 15 hours of concentration per day and i’ve already got classes, rehearsal (if i get a part in the crucible next semester, but i will have to direct a play and design lights for a play later in the semester), shop hours (only 2 per week, but i try to stay the full afternoon, so 4 hours, unless we need a lot of help in the shop, then i’ll be there more, which will probs happen next semester), and a fuckton of homework (i’m currently enrolled in 5 classes for next semester, tho i may add a 6th if it’s offered, i need to check like, right now). i rly do not have time for a job and it’s rly hard to find one that would work with my schedule if i did bc my days are scheduled weirdly. i rly want a job, but like, finding one/actually being able to work is difficult) so i don’t actually need a roommate until fall (when my brother should be going to college) but even then, i could just keep paying it with more loans. not good in the long term, but i’ll deal with that when i graduate. so, i’m rly happy abt that. i’m gonna stick a futon in the extra room for friends, but it’ll mainly be used for art/crafting purposes. that’ll be nice. i’ll also get to decorate how i want and not in a way that ‘looks cute’ bc ewww. i just want punk shit all over the walls and an unholy amount of organizational items, is that so wrong? i also won’t have to worry about listening to the big bang theory theme play for 6 hours straight every night. and i can do hw whenever and not worry abt being interrupted. and i can cook my own meals and organize the kitchen properly (instead of the catastrophe my roommate has turned it into. tupperware in the pots cabinet!? baking pans in the pots cabinet!? things we use regularly on rly high shelves!? two fucking junk drawers!? and the dishes are never done, despite that being her chore (which i wouldn’t mind so much if she didn’t constantly nag me abt cleaning, ya know?)). it’ll be great. i’ll be able to do whatever the hell i want whenever the hell i want. i can watch whatever i want on tv. i can play video games for 6 hours straight (okay, no, i can’t, i don’t have time, but if i did). i’ll be able to have ppl over any time without worrying abt her freaking out. there’ll be space in the fridge and i can properly organize the pantry. god, i can’t wait. gonna be fucking awesome.
i do have to get ready for class now, tho, bc i’ve got to do my hair/makeup and make sure i look nice. then i’ve got to head to campus to print things and fill out forms. then my final. then the trunk. then i’m taking a goddamn nap. then i will worry abt my itt final project when i wake up. i should be up around 7p (bc i should be done in the shop by 2) so i can work on my final until 3-ish, so i should be finished by then, hopefully. i’ll sleep til 9:30a, get ready for my drs appt, turn in my final, see the dr (or see the dr then turn in the final, either way), and come home to pack for break. i would stay and organize things first, but i’m sick af and idk when i’ll be having surgery, so i’m not sure it’s a good idea to stay. i might still, tho, just until i’ve got everything organized (which might take abt 5 days). not too sure, yet. depends on when/if i can get my surgery scheduled. everything revolves around that rn. but i will have my apartment organized before next semester starts. i cannot live with my room this messy anymore, it’s driving me insane. i fucking hate disorganization and messes with a passion. like, i don’t mind clutter, rly, if it’s bc i’m working on something, but otherwise, it’s a big nope.
so, i’m off to get ready for class (after i check to see if the photography course is offered in the spring, might not be bc ik it’s offered in the fall) and take my final. i’m nervous af but i’m gonna do my best to kick ass.
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phagodyke · 27 days ago
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why are glasses so expensiveeeee
#glad they do the 2 for 1 thing here bc I'll need a lab pair I can put in a safety goggle frame & and a general use pair#got my eyes tested and yeah my astigmatism is a lot worse LOL well it has been forever since i last had em checked#and i was wondering why looking at screens is so difficult and why my vision is sooo bad cycling at night i get crazy glare#well. one week til i can pick them up and then hopefully no more headaches and i wont get into any car accidents lmao#i mean my vision isnt THAT dire I can see fine without glasses just uncomfortable innit. esp if i have to focus#picked up my mail too so thats done... dont rly wanna leave the house again until climbing tn so im just gonna chill#also bought myself mouthwashing as a treat... it is my week off after all :3 i think im gonna watch a movie first tho so i can sort out#admin stuff and update my planner......and maybe journal a bit i have some shit I wanna work out#mildly annoying i wont be able to pin my roommate down to talk over the next few days bc im going out tn and tmr night#and we were gonna hang during the day bc she has time off work too but shes said she'll be too tired so she'll just be in her cave#and then idk if she did make plans for the weekend in the end but tbh if I cant talk to her abt shit beforehand I'll cancel for this time#I'm tired of every group social thing w her being tainted by this I just wanna have fun & not feel shit for being alienated for once#it was my friends birthday this week and id like to do smth nice w them but if we both go together ik she'll just upset me#unintentionally bc i havent been able to talk to her abt it yet. but still.#maybe ill just make separate plans w our friend then i dont wanna be an asshole to them bc i have a problem with someone else entirely#anyway. its not that deep just need to clear things up. fucking hell can my stomach stop COMPLAINING its not lunch yet!!!!#its okay. grrrrrrr. maybe if i have a snack itll calm down. i rly need another drs appt to bring up my physical issues but whatever#dealing w the depression is the priority hopefully my digestive system and menstrual cycle wont kill me in the meantime#okay thats my oversharing done for this thursday morning love u guys bye#.diaries
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