#i do like megamix making the paddlers be cosmo dancers in cosmic rhythm rally i think it's neat

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

i have very complicated feelings when it comes to ds' games in megamix because it's like. they definitely did their best porting them to button controls. but they just don't feel the same without tapping n flicking. especially when it, for example, makes cosmic rhythm rally really easy n boring when compared to rhythm rally 2. part of what makes ds' games so fun in my opinion is the flicking controls. most of them are fine without them, but they're still more fun in ds. i'd still rather play lockstep n frog hop 2 n fan club 2 n all those games in ds than in megamix even though they're ported fine and well. they did the best they could with what they were given but it just doesn't feel the same n isn't anywhere near being on the same level.

[rhythmheavenimagines-blog]

I think you haven't done the how hot is that character meme so how about Paprika, Saltwater, Saffron, Cosmic girl, Cosmic Dancer, Stepswitcher and Paddler?

yeah we havent done this yet, thank you for sending!

paprika:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

i love paprika so much i dont think you understand. that is my rhythm HUSBAND. he’s the biggest dork in the entirety of megamix (aside from like donna i suppose) lets be honest. he was there to congratulate me for perfects when no one else did. 100/10

saltwater:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

i love saltwater a lot and he caught my eye when i first played megamix. but he’s not really lord mercy level hes just adorable as heck. 10/10 tho

saffron:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

if i had to rank the gkt he’d be the lowest. not really my favorite out of them, but he’s still cute and he looks warm. 7.5/10

cosmic girl:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

i love her so much she’s just adorable and i love her design. she was my no.1 before the gkt existed. 9/10

cosmic dancers:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

they’re cute in cosmo dance, but they’re my worst nightmare in cosmic rhythm rally. 6.5/10

stepswitchers:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

they’re really adorable and i love the faces they have. also lockstep is really fun and easy for me so that makes me love them more. 8/10

paddlers:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

not my personal preference, they’re cute at best though. rhythm rally on the ds made me die a little inside as a kid. 5/10

-mod paprika

Heyo, I’ll be doing this too!

Paprika:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

my feelings towards most of the gatekeeper trio is kinda “meh”, but i’d be lying if i said mod paprika hasn’t changed my opinion of them in the slightest. 5.5/10

Saltwater:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

saltwater’s always been my favorite of the three, idk why. maybe he’s just my type? 7.5/10

Saffron:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

most characters with the “short and really wants money” trope are either a hit or miss, and saffron’s more of the latter. although that’s not to say he’s a bad character 4.5/10

Cosmic Girl:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

I gotta admit, i really like cosmic girl. She’s very cute and I’d love to have her outfit! 8/10

Cosmic Dancers:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

They can’t compare to the space dancers tbh, but they’re pretty cool i guess 5/10

Stepswitchers:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Each and every Stepswitcher is perfect and good and I love them all. I can imagine them trying to fit in with everyone else but they turn out to be really awkward and I just. That would be adorable. Plus Lockstep was easy for me too. 10/10

Paddlers:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

They would be wonderful and amazing roommates. Like I’d live in an apartment with one. 9/10

~Mod Stepswitcher

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

snappy trio's only hard cuz of the simultaneous clap, fan club 2 still has kinda wonky grading but is fairly easy, figure fighter 3 is so easy i don't even know why it is in megamix, jungle gymnast is easy and also i wish it was faster, tap trial 2 (why isn't it turbo tap trial) is sort of difficult but it mostly just has wonky scoring, jumpin' jazz is hard sort of, hole in one 2 is easy and also transgender but that's irrelevant, super samurai slice 2 is weirdly easy and feels like it should be a lot harder than it actually is, cosmic dance is so easy, cosmic rhythm rally's slightly difficult i guess, working dough 2 is easy and idk why people think it's hard, and karate man senior is unsurprisingly extremely easy the only way to make a hard karate man game is like. whatever tengoku karate man 2 did-

theoretically i'd say frog hop's hard cuz for most hard games i at least agree they're hard to perfect but. i've never failed a frog hop perfect campaign actually. i've perfected frog hop and frog hop 2 in ds AND in megamix and i did all of them first try. i have no idea how i did them first try in megamix honestly-

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

okay i like just brought it up so here: (nearly) every rhythm heaven character who bops/moves to the beat. under the cut cuz uh. this' pretty long-

karate joe

the squadmates (during the longer pauses,,, and also it's a keep-the-beat game so-) (makes four total)

the clappy trio (makes three/four total)

dr. cutlery/the sick beats doctor + “yellow organism from sick beats” (thanks wiki)

the donpans and yagura-chan (makes five total)

the wandering samurai (for tengoku, it's specifically in tengoku's REMIXES, thus why i listed him after the other set 2 characters; idr if he bops along or anything in ds, though he also does in (i think) fever and megamix)

showtime monkey

tram & pauline (i think) (makes two total)

the space dancers and space gramps (makes five total)

the mini chouin in power calligraphy (they dance) (makes. idk how many total)

both of the rap men (makes two total)

all three toss boys (why are they the toss boys, aka-chan is a GIRL-) (makes three total)

tap trial monkeys + g i r l (makes three total)

sequel equivalents to characters (namely the cosmo dancers and cosmic girl, rap women, and man-k/salu, making nine total)

the fillbots robots (once filled) (too many total)

pop singer + the fan club monkeys (like, eight total)

the paddlers (they go fast) (two total)

the blue birds + captain blue bird (four total)

the moai birds (three total)

the love lizards (two total)

t.j. snapper

the dazzles (six total)

munchy monk (at the beginning and end)

dj yellow and student (two total) (i have no reason to use official names why the fuck did i do that w h a t -)

taiko rally squad (eight total)

the research scientists of love lab (why is that so long. also is the mysterious lab tech included in that or??????) (three total)

the tiny ghosts (i think) (three total)

the frogettes (at the beginning but i mean, also technically in general given that it's a keep-the-beat game-) (six total i think)

the stepswitchers (again, at the beginning but also technically for most of the game since. keep-the-beat) (too many)

the airboarders (three total)

monkey + mandrill + golfer (three total)

the screwbot factory robots (once fully assembled) (too many)

see and saw (two total)

a boy + his crush + the weasel couple (four total)

tambourine monkey

the executives and assistant (five total)

muscle doll (i. i’m pretty sure. i don’t remember tho tbh-)

wrestler (maybe reporter? if so then two total)

the microbes (at the beginning, though i guess it's technically the offbeat? also again,,, keep-the-beat game-) (uhhhhhh like five or something total probably idk)

the flippers (at the beginning; keep-the-beat game) + captain tuck (five total)

pitcher + slugger (two total)

the huebirds (at the beginning; keep-the-beat game) (too many)

the love posse + mc adore (can they all just be called the love posse or??? why is mc adore just. tacted on at the end??? rhythm heaven lore's so fucking weird sometimes,,, this isn't even lore actually, it's just character names, i have so many questions-) (three total)

the tall tappers (at the beginning; keep-the-beat game) (four total)

the shrimp scamperers (at the beginning; keep-the-beat game sort of) (four total)

the school library pep squad (i think-) (nine total i think???)

sequel equivalents to characters (ds doesn't have any characters replaced in sequels so i didn't point this out there; includes the female golfer from hole in one 2 and. that's it actually-)

i’m not a hundred percent sure for megamix but like. plalin and alalin (the catchy tune guys), the chameleon fin tongue lashing, the woodcutter bear and lumbercats, the animal acrobat monkey (called jose in the french version of rhythm paradise megamix), jungle gymnast monkey (called emma in the french version of rhythm paradise megamix) and karate joe’s dad all do so. that’s an amount-