#i do have a div run tho

[gaygxnslinger]

sorry for the inactivity here gamers ive been a lot more active with discord stuff

[ravensvirginity]

I won't lie, even as an atheist i am always completely confused by antisemitism in superhero fandoms. We most definetly wouldn't have modern superhero media without jewish men, while they were not perfect (it was the 40s-60s afterall, alot of stuff related to women and characters of color didn't age greatly), these days they make so much of modern pop-culture...it'd propably help if the movies (mainly Marvel) would stop ignoring characters jewish identity (Fantastic Four and X-men movies by Fox), toning them down as much as possible (Moon Knight) or christian-washing them (Scarlet Witch).

yeah, Jewish men literally made the comic book industry but of course their legacy hasn't really been honored. Modern comics in general are so soulless and any Jewish rep is there just to tick a box, at least in my opinion. Like in the Teen Titans Christmas special this year when they had a shot of the Tower decked out in Christmas decorations and then they had 2 tiny Hanukkah banners there just for no reason. Like why are they there?? As far as the comic presents, none of the Titans are Jewish, and the decorations didn't feel like a real Hanukkah decoration at all. It was just a diversity tick with no thought put into it.

I definitely agree that I wish comics would stop ignoring Jewish identity, and it would be great if there were just more Jewish characters in general. And if they do a Hanukkah special or whatever it would be awesome if they hired someone Jewish to write it.

Raven I think is an interesting example of comics being created by Jews - Marv Wolfman is Jewish, and though Raven is primarily Indian coded (mostly in an 80s cultural appropriation way, but I digress) she's also got some things about her that feel Jewish. Arella is an unconventional spelling of a Jewish name (Erela) and Rachel Roth (tho Wolfman isn't the one who gave her that name) is incredibly Jewish.

In the 80s comics Wolfman wrote, Arella's religion before coming to Azarath is unclear. Her birth name isn't Arella, but we don't know what it is beyond that. Raven is a character with a very strong conviction in her fictional, but very non Christian religion. In a way, she's both an antichrist and a Christ allegory (she dies for Trigon's sins, and is resurrected purified of evil to destroy him). She's just a mix of so many different things, and while I do think some of it could be more ironed out (like making her actually Indian instead of a white woman who's very clearly been inspired by Indian culture) I think for the most part these elements work together.

20 years later, Raven gets a reboot, and much of this is gone. Arella's birth name is Angela, and it's now canon that she joined a demonic cult to escape her Christian family. Raven still has a connection to Azarath, but this gets less and less prominent and in the current run, it's completely gone.

I think that even though the cult of Azar is not a real religion, so it's not like anyone was being represented by it, it's very frustrating that they got rid of it in favor of making Raven vaguely culturally Christian (and even outright Christian in the 2018 live action show). Christian homogeny comes for literally everything, even this comic book character's fictional religion that was once a central part of her character.

The weirdest part is Marv Wolfman's modern Raven solos only further reinforce her new Christian backstory, having her stay with her very Christian aunt's family and even having a storyline about pushing her to go to Mass on Christmas, despite him being Jewish himself. It's unclear how much of this was his own writing choices and how much was an editorial mandate, but it's weird.

This got kind of rambley but my main point is modern DC flattens out it's characters to insane degrees, and that includes things like unique religious practices, fictional and real. Everyone is just vaguely culturally Christian with no further thought given to what makes sense for the character, and any religious diversity (in the comics I have read) is almost entirely there just to tick a box with no real thought or depth put in.

[chaoticpete]

Dark Paradise

Harrison Osterfield x Reader

Warnings: character death, angst, get your tissues ready

Song inspiration: Dark Paradise by Lana Del Rey

“Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise

No one compares to you

I'm scared that you won't be waiting on the other side”

You sit on your bed, engagement ring swirling along your finger, a sad smile on your lips as you hear the very laughter you fell in love with.

“You div! That’s way too much sugar! What are you trying to do, give us diabetes?” “You can’t say anything Y/n. Haven’t you ever seen him make pancakes?” You hear Harry say from behind the camera and the others laugh.

The memory runs through your mind as if it was just yesterday. For once everyone was home and wanted to do something, so the boys decided to host a baking contest and live stream it. It eventually became a donation project for The Brothers Trust.

It was you and Haz vs. Sam and Tom. Tuwaine and Harry were the judges (which you still thought was unfair since Sam was a professional).

You didn't even notice when your cheeks had gotten wet.

Hitting the spacebar, the video freezes.

You couldn’t help but smile back at the face smiling at you. A big, cheeky smile makes his face, and his eyes have crinkles at the end. Blue eyes staring as if he’s actually there looking at you.

Those blue eyes.

His blue eyes.

You’ll never forget the first time you guys met. He already made you nervous and the fact that he was actually interested and intrigued with what you had to say, staring intensely with those blue eyes of his.

Before you could anymore you began to feel a heavy way as if someone warped their arms around you.

Like how Haz used to wrap his arms around you.

A small knock is heard on your room door before a mop of brown hair sticks its head in. “Love? Are you ready?”

Wiping your eyes, you look up at Tom before taking a deep breath and nodding. Standing up you feel almost a cool breeze as if someone was holding you had just suddenly let go.

“You’re ok?” Tom asked as you suddenly began to look around as if you had no idea where you were.

“Yeah, yeah. Um, we should get going.” You say pushing past him to get out the door. Tom looks over at your laptop seeing what you watched before following you out.

Tom glances over at you from the driver's side. “Do you wanna go get lunch after this? The guys at the pub have been asking for you.” He says looking back on the road.

“I just wanna go back home. Thanks tho, tell them I say hi.” You say looking out the window.

When you arrive, you both get out after Tom parks silence between the two of you. “Ready?” Tom asks handing you the flowers. “I don’t think I ever will be.” You say giving him a small smile before kneeling down to the ground coming face to face with the stone.

Tom walks away to give the two of you a moment alone.

“Hey haz, I know it’s been a while. I always say I’ll come to see you more often but, it’s not exactly the easiest thing you know?”

“I still talk to you every day.” A bitter laugh leaves your throat. “I can’t believe it’ll be almost two years ago when what should’ve been the best day of my life turned into the worst.”

You finally look up making contact with the stone.

Harrison John Osterfield. Loving son, brother, best friend, and fiancé. 4 July 1996 - 16 March 2021.

You still remember every detail as if it was yesterday. It seemed as if Haz has just called you saying that they were on their way just a bit of traffic but he couldn’t wait to be able to take you away with him that night as “Mr. Y/n L/n.”

“You’re such a dork.” You giggle as you watch the dress hanging across the room. The dress that will help represent one of the biggest changes in your life. “Yes, but your dork. Wish I could control time so I can speed it up for us to be together faster.” “So hurry and get here so we can begin.” You teased.

Exchanging I love yous, you go and finish getting ready.

Then you received the news. It was as if time had actually stopped. You couldn’t hear anything. Feel anything. You watch as his mom and sister sit on the couch in the room.

Snapping out of it you quickly grab your slippers and purse running out of there. ‘This can’t be happening, this is just one, awful cruel prank.’ You tell yourself hopping in the car not even caring if all of your dress made it in before you took off.

Honestly, you had no idea how you made it to the hospital in one piece so quickly. Gathering your dress you ran up to the receptionist. “I’m looking for a guy who was in an accident recently. His name is Harrison Osterfield, 5��10, blue eyes light brown hair.” You managed to get out.

“Are you family?” It took you everything in you not to reach over that desk and violently choke her.

“Do you not see this ring and my dress?!” You say trying to keep your voice low. At this point, the tears are violently falling from your eyes. “In a few hours, I was supposed to tell that man how much I love him and how much he means the world to me! So can you please tell me where he is?”

The nurse's face softens noticing that you are in fact a bride. A bride that looks like they've been to hell and back, but a bride. And the love of your life was laying in a hospital bed, not even sure if he would make it.

“Y/n.” You hear from behind you. Turning around you see Tom. Running up to him he quickly pulls you into a hug. “Tom, what happened?” “I don’t know. One second he’s behind me, next he wasn’t. The prick was coming from the opposite direction and ran the light.”

“I see you everywhere Haz. Every timenurse's I close my eyes, it becomes my own dark paradise. Just me and you.” You pull out his wedding band from your pocket placing it on the stone.

“We’ll be back together very soon.”

You walk back to Tom as the two of you begin heading to the car.

“Tom, do you believe what they say about when you die, you wear what you die in forever?”

“Possibly, why?”

“No reason. Just thinking about how Harrison will always be looking dapper.”

Later you close the bathroom mirror cabinet, watching your reflection.

Looking back at you as if it’s your wedding day all over again.

You’re almost surprised the dress still fit.

“I hope you’re waiting for me on the other side Haz.”

‘Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine

But I wish I was dead”

Harrison tag list:

@frenchfrostpudding @holland-styles @cherry-hyejin @tommyunderoos @gwenvrse @allegra-writes @kitkatd7 @buckys-other-punk

[chicchanooliner]

Glory or Dust : an opinionated summary.

Also speakers ratings

One word : 3D

Boy Ichiro can climb and run fast woa

Speakers can move????!!!

Ichiro’s are no longer on my top 10 I’m sorry sweetie but those speakers are gonna get a 5/10 and those points are for Ichi not the darn speakers.

Ooo Samatoki can wiggle! Is he trying to be a Sama-snake now?

6/10 for the creativity of his speakers, they even glow in the dark. 10/10 good for those who are scared of the dark.

Which brings us to another topic; do they glow bc Samatoki is scared of the dark?

Ooh look at Nagoya div <3

Nagoya Div my beloved <3<3

Setting looks like Naruto’s so it’s ok

Kuuko, my man, gets 10/10 bc I’m biased just like that also speakers have a dragon holding a speaker (?)

DH really be imitating Uchiha Itachi’s pose up there lol

Shoku repo (食レポ) Is what gave Sasara a 9.9/10. The 0.1 is bc I didn’t get the punchline in his joke there.

Sasara and his speakers are feline friends yes. They understand each other also the fact the speakers are a maneki neko dancing around makes everything even better.

Ramuda baby what the fuck are u guys doing up there??? What if u fall??

Ramuda my gremlin angel. Your speakers will get a 6/10 bc they look so weird also they kinda look like a croos over between Yu-gi-oh and fish eggs so.

MTNRO my beloveds, get your asses down pls, least one pf u trips and break your backs.

Jakurai really be looking like sailor moon up there with his speakers. 10/10 bc everything about Jakurai looks majestic.

Jiro, 3/10. I’m sorry sweetie but 10/10 for that one random girl that appeared. Who. Is she??? She really be chilling here

TRASH PANDA (why u so mean Jyuto??)

Flowers. Thats all I see whenever I see Jyuto’s speakers so 5/10 bc they kinda pretty when I think of them as flowers but as sirens they will get 3/10.

Jyushi my beloved child, my angel UwU

100/10 bc he is Jyushi and deserves the world. Also I’m obsessed with how his speakers look like a haunted house that gives a nightmare before Christmas vibes.

Rosho really looking like a snack up there. The way he say “ 怖いお” makes me go UwU

However, Rosho, honey... thise speakers... 4/10 bc that table really looks like the box where my grandma used to store dates in when I was young.

I will not talk about how disappointed I’m with Gentaro’s outfit bc I thought they were elegant until I saw them here.

Those speakers better stay 6 feet away from me. They look like a yokai. So 7/10 for being creatively scary.

HIFUMI HIFUMI HIFUMI HIFUMI HIFUMI-

Speakers are simple but elegant so usually I’d go for a 2/10 bc I really don’t like yellow. But 101/10 bc you are Hifumi and that spin. THE SPIN IS BEAUTIFUL.

These two

You might wanna tune down being mad and you guys can kiss later

Saburo, my child, I really hoped for “Saburo Steelo” moment but guess this won’t happen for now

SABURO VERSION 2 ✌🏻

Saburo’s speakers get 9.6/10 bc I really really want to touch them. Grinch vibes tho.

Ichiro, you look like u got dumbed sitting there I’m sorry

YOU CAN’T TOUCH DIS- i swoon

Rio... now look i love this guy, I really do but those speakers will get 2/10.

Hitoya. One word. BIKE GOES BRRR

sweetie what is that??? 8/10 for the creativity and 9/10 for being funny

10/10 for Rei’s speakers. Suzaku being there is magnificent but final score is 0/10 bc they belong to Rei.

Dice looks like a vending machine more than a gambling machine so 1/10 for wrong vibes but final score will be 4/10 for the fact that he has his own fucking face on those speakers

Now star of the show, my spirit animal, my man, my child, Doppo will be getting 100/10 bc he deserves it. Creativity 10/10 and 10/10 for being simple and elegant.

No i am not screaming or crying...

KuuIchi are standing on the same side

STANDING ON THE SAME FUCKINF SIDEEEEEE

Now DH is surrounded by both Matenro and MTC so can they just really quickly gang up on Rei and beat some sense back to his head???

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT—

Hitoya near BBs. And Jakurai on their other side My life is now completed

Samatoki can u just slap Rei a little bit? Since ur near and all??

Now, Fling Posse and MTC really walked there like they came out of mean girls

2 ft distance u guys omg.

Thought Kuko would pull Jakurai’s hair as to make Jakurai reach his height pftt-

SamaRamu continue flirting please.

[stars-in-my-damn-eyes]

O-Ophelia 💙*hands under chin* tell me all about Ophelia

OPHELIA MY BELOVED of course i can tell you about Ophelia

EDIT 2024; OUTDATED INFO THIS IS ALL LIES NOW

First of all, some Basic Information about her:

- She uses she/they pronouns, with a preference for she/her

- She’s 24 at the start of the story, and her birthday is on the 15th of June. Since the story begins in September 2017, this makes her birth year 1993

- Her birth name isn’t Ophelia Harrow, it’s Rhian Vaughn. She changed it after her father and brother fucked off from the GA after being accused of treachery, in order to sever links between them, as Ophelia was fairly important within the GA. However, she does regard Ophelia to be her ‘real’ name, rather than an alias - basically, a name change.

- They’re the deputy leader of the GA’s Division IV - the Division that deals with research and development, as well as creating and upkeeping the GA’s tech and buildings and all of that. Div IV is mainly known for the cool weapons and advancements in medical technology, but they’re also in charge of shit like washing machines and roof leaks and architecture.

- Incidentally, she has a gf, Alice Kingsley, who’s also the proper Head of Division IV. If this sounds like a conflict of interest, it probably is - but Alice didn’t choose them as deputy head, and the GA runs on 60% nepotism and 40% the weirdest meritocracy you’ve ever seen, anyways.

- Following on from that, Ophelia specialises in bioengineering. In a way, it can be argued that a substantial amount of the plot is, as a consequence of this, her fault.

More, less basic info is under the cut:

I actually wrote a backstory snippet about her in March of last year (shortly before I started writing witcher fic, and the jump in writing quality between this short and DttD can be mainly attributed to @/chaoskirin telling me not to be so overly reliant on the past perfect tense (thank u!!).

Since then, i have overhauled most of the details of their backstory, but the broad strokes stay the same - mum died/was killed, got scouted for being a Sciencey Gal and moved to Central, met Alice, befriended Alice, worked together with Alice to help her dad and brother escape the GA (tho the details of this have been COMPLETELY changed simply because i did not vibe with how it happened in OiaSoM), she changes her name and becomes the deputy head of Div IV (AS AN ADULT THO HOLY SHIT 17-YEAR-OLD ESCHER I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER AT ASSIGNING ‘GROWN-UP’ AGES TO PEOPLE JFC), and then gets assigned to covertly assassinate Kite Jansen, an architect-turned-Problem, who they later befriend.

Anyhow, the old version can be seen here: Ophelia is a State of Mind. I’m going to rewrite this at some point, to reflect her updated backstory, and with approximately 90% less use of the past perfect tense.

Also OiaSoM kind of sucks as an Ophelia primer because it also leaves out some of the most important elements of their backstory, but that was done on purpose because I do actually plan to write the damn thing as a comic/webcomic eventually. Subsequently, I figured it was kind of stupid to have major plot twists floating around on tumblr tagged with their character name, so unfortunately you don’t Quite manage to unlock all of Ophelia’s tragic backstory here. I mean sure, it’s still full of spoilers because you’re not *supposed* to immediately know that Ophelia used to be with Div IV, but given that even the characters treat it as an open secret in-narrative, i think it’s an okay “spoiler” to give.

Moving on, some less plot-relevant facts about Ophelia:

- Her favourite colour is dark blue or indigo, her favourite food is strawberry jam sandwiches, her lucky number is 13, and her favourite weather is thunderstorms.

- They doesn’t own pets and can’t see themself doing so, but if they did own pets, they’d want a goose, a lizard, a snake, and a few mice. Maybe a turtle.

- She is very intelligent and capable in her chosen field, but she has no ambitions for herself beyond what others tell her to do)

- She’s Welsh and she speaks with a sort of combination mainly-Welsh-but-also-fairly-noticeably-Estuary-English accent due to the fact that she moved to Central, which is populated mainly by the English, when she was 10, which influenced her accent.

- Despite being very book-smart, she’s not overly savvy-smart. Think of her as a high-int, average-to-low-wis sort of character.

- They’re not really a people-person. Despite this, they do manage to accidentally adopt five children (Vixie, Jack, Kaede, Max, and Beanie) once they’re placed on the same Team as them.

- Her gf, Alice, is Max’s older sister. Max also doesn’t like her very much at ALL initially, however, they grow less cold towards each other throughout the story, and eventually get to a point where they can tentatively consider each other friends.

- They, for some reason, are trusted fairly intimately by Mark Grey. It’s concurred upon that part of the reason for this trust is that Ophelia is a fairly shitty actor and thus, to his mind, can be trusted on the basis that it’s pathetically easy to catch her out. However, this information is fairly outdated - during their time in Div IV, they learnt how to put on an excellent poker face. More likely, a greater part of the reason that is trusted by him is that she’s one of the highest-ranking people in the goddamn Alliance (hence their status as ‘“former” Div IV member’ being an open secret) and that position isn’t given to just anyone.

- They suffer from insomnia, and gets regular nosebleeds. The two probably aren’t related.

- She used to smoke, but quit due to the fact that it worsened her insomnia as nicotine is a stimulant. She also abstains from alcohol and caffeine - the first because she dislikes the taste of alcoholic beverages, the second due to her insomnia.

- Ophelia is attracted to women and describes herself as sapphic or wlw. She’s currently questioning whether she is bisexual or a lesbian, having identified with both labels in the past.

- In terms of gender, Ophelia would call themself a demigirl/demi-woman who prefers she/they pronouns.

- Ophelia also has joint hypermobility. She is One Bendy Girl.

Anyways this has been Misc Ophelia Facts with Me, please feel free to ask more questions if there is something that I mentioned here that you want me to elaborate on and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING 💚💚

[softspiderling]

swanky fortune - part nine | t.h.

Summary: Tom almost made you forget the downsides of spending time with a famous movie star, but then again, it wasn’t really his job to remind you of them

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Song I listened to while writing: Mad Love by Mabel

Author’s Note: helloooo I literally was procrastinating writing this chapter even tho I wrote a third of it right after I posted part eight I’m a desaster

Warnings: a lot of cursing and slightly steamy scene I guess? lol idk

Word Count: 4,3k

Masterlist

Teaser | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine | Part Ten 

Tom pressed on the call button before he put his phone to his ear, patiently waiting as it rang. It was still fairly early in the morning and he was sure that you were still asleep, so he climbed back in bed after having brushed his teeth not wanting to wake you too soon.

The same couldn’t be said about his best mate, though.

“You better have a good reason for calling me this early,” Harrison groaned when he picked up the phone and Tom grinned.

“Good morning to you too, Haz. Late night?”

“Harry and Tuwaine dragged me out clubbing again and we didn’t come home until three, so yeah,” he sighed through the phone. “Don’t tell me you’re just calling me to ask me what we were up to last night.”

Tom turned in his bed and looked at the different framed photos you had on your desk. You had insisted on sleeping in Luisa’s bedroom and let him have yours the night before. It was odd to see your room without you in it, but he felt like he got to know you even more with every detail he discovered in your bedroom. It wasn’t like he was snooping around, but the way you decorated your walls or what kind of things you had on your desk really said a lot about a person.

“Uh no, I was actually calling to tell you about my own night.”

“OH!” Harrison sounded much more awake now and Tom could picture him sitting up in his bed to be fully aware.

“Definitely tell me about your night. How’s Y/N? Did she like your surprise?”

“She’s great,” Tom answered with a smile on his face and Harrison hummed. It was a brief answer and definitely not enough details, but Harrison knew his best friend to know what this meant.

“I see. Anything else you want to tell me?”

“Uh we went out for drinks and I met her friends, who were really nice by the way and uh, yeah. Oh, and we kissed.” He mentioned nonchalantly and with a grin he heard Harrison splutter.

“You did?! You div, why didn’t you lead with that? That’s so great to hear! How was it?”

Tom laid back on his back and stared at the ceiling, his cheeks pink when he thought of the kiss from last night.

“It was really good Haz. I just couldn’t help myself- she was wearing my leather jacket and her cheeks were red from all the beer we’ve had and then, ugh. There’s just something about her.”

“You really like her a lot, huh?”

“I do, yeah.”

“Does that mean you’re together now? You know, officially?”

Tom hesitated, biting on his lip.

“I don’t really know, to be honest. We haven’t really spoken about it.”

Harrison groaned and Tom winced.

“Mate, this is basically just the same that happened the last time you two kissed. You have to talk to her about this. I mean, what even are the two of you?”

Tom sighed and ran a hand through his hair. “I know, Harrison. I’ll talk to her today, I swear.”

“You should. It’ll help,” Harrison promised, before he let out a loud yawn.

“Alright I’ll let you get back to sleep. I think Y/N’s up now, so I have to get up,” Tom said into his phone and pushed the blanket to the side as he sat up.

“Okay then. Let me know how that talk goes, okay?”

“I will. Thanks, Haz. Love you, mate.”

“Love you too Tommy,” Harrison said before he hung up.

Tom shut his phone off before he ran a hand over his face with a groan, stilling when he heard a knock on the door.

“Tom you up?” you asked, your voice muffled through the closed door.

He swung his legs out of the bed and opened the door with a breathless smile.

“Morning love!” he greeted you brightly and he could tell that you needed a second to avert your eyes from his naked chest, a hint of pink on your cheeks.

“Morning.”

Tom smirked and reached out to stroke over your cheek gently. “Take a picture, it lasts longer.”

Scoffing, you flipped him off and headed to the kitchen, with Tom trudging behind you, tugging a t shirt over his head.

“Do you want coffee or tea?” you asked as you headed over to your coffee machine to get it started, glancing at his direction when he grabbed two mugs out of the cabinet.

What the fuck was he doing feeling so comfortable in your kitchen already? Then again, he did spend god knows how long in your kitchen cooking for you. It made sense that he got familiar with all your cupboards and shelves.

“Coffee,” he replied, with a teasing grin. “I only drink English tea, darling.”

You rolled your eyes and turned the coffee machine on, turning around to reply to him, when he caged you in with his arms, placing the mugs on the counter on either side of you. The goosebumps on your neck started spreading to your arms when he swooped down to kiss you, his hands holding your cheek gently.

Though caught by surprise, you reciprocated the kiss with a soft sigh, your hands snaking around his neck to pull him closer. Tom quickly got the hint and it wasn’t long until he hoisted you up on the counter, his mouth still working yours eagerly as he licked into your mouth with his tongue, pressing his body closer against yours.

Your toes curled at all the sensations you were feeling at the same time and you felt a shudder run down your spine, before you pulled away from him, your mouths separating with a smacking sound. Turning to the side to push the mugs towards the coffee machine, you knew he was staring at you because you could feel the blush creeping up your neck.

Regaining your composure, you turned back to face him and Tom was grinning fondly at you.

Dork.

“Stop staring at me,” you demanded and he poked your nose with his finger before he moved to pour your coffee mugs, a smug grin still clearly visible on his face.

“So,” he started, handing you your coffee while preparing his own. “What’s on the agenda today?”

You pursed your lips, stirring milk and sugar into your coffee. “I was thinking of going to lunch at a lovely Italian restaurant I know and then I really hope that you brought some sunglasses because I’m going to show you around the city, because the weather is amazing.”

Tom glanced out the window with his coffee mug on his lips, humming in agreement. “Sounds like a good plan. Do you think you can show me your university?”

“Why would you want to see my university?”

“I just want to see how you spend your days and I guess I like how different it is compared to my life,” he shrugged and you eyed him in amusement before nodding, thrumming your fingertips on the counter.

“Yeah okay, why not. It’s probably not going to be that crowded either.”

You suddenly were reminded of the last time you almost got crushed by screaming fans and paparazzi and shook your head out before jumping down from the counter.

“Breakfast?”

“Breakfast.”

The two of you didn’t fumble long with breakfast, eager to spend the sunny day outside and with stomachs filled with some scrambled eggs and toast, you walked out in the warm summer air, the sun shining brightly on your naked skin.

Even though it hasn’t been 24 hours since your last (admittedly very awkward) outing, it still felt like a lot has changed between the two of you even without having to talk about it. That was why it was almost an instinct for you to reach out to lace your hand with Tom’s and the smile that resulted from that made it even better.

Your first stop was campus and taking the subway, which was slightly more crowded than you thought it would be, had Tom hide his face in the crook of your neck, with his cap backwards on his head and your hand resting lazily over his shoulder.

A few looks from passing people were shot in your direction but it was more of a disapproving of the PDA you were showcasing than a sign of recognizing a famous actor walking among them. But you couldn’t say that you cared, honestly. You were too busy giggling at his behavior, your skin warm from the sun and from his warm breath that was fanning out on your collarbone.

Campus was luckily not that busy. There was the occasional student rushing through campus but you knew from your own experience that they were far too preoccupied with their own thoughts and worries to notice their surroundings.

“So the library is over there and the cafeteria is in the building next to it,” you told Tom, walking backwards so you could look at him while you talked.

“I mostly spend my time in the library to do research or to study, like basically every other student and yeah. Lecture halls are over there and this is our beautiful campus,” you concluded with a dramatic flourish of your arms.

“Have you ever thought about a career in tour guiding?”

Tom was wearing a teasing smile and you tsked when you fell back into step with him. “You think you’re really funny, don’t you?”

“I do actually, yeah. Didn’t you know that my dad is a comedian?”

Lunch was equally amazing. For the first time since you’ve known Tom, he was taking advantage of his stardom and asked for a private little corner table at the restaurant, which the staff were happy to give to you.

“Oh my god I’m so full,” Tom groaned, looking down at his half-eaten pizza. You shrugged with your shoulders, putting your napkin down on your empty plate.

“I told you not to order a whole pizza. Their whole concept is huge pizzas, what made you think you’re any different from the rest of their customers?” you chastised him and his eyes darkened, the crease between his eyes deepening.

“I always finish my food, how was I supposed to know that their pizzas are huge?”

“Because I told you and so did the waitress, Tom.”

“Whatever,” he grumbled and flagged down the waitress to wrap up the pizza to take home. You and the waitress exchanged knowing looks when she picked up your plates, with Tom narrowing his eyes at you while he put his wallet on the table.

“Nuh-uh!” you protested and snatched his wallet off the table before he had time to react. “You’re not paying for lunch.”

Tom whined, holding his hand out to demand his wallet back from you. “Y/N! Give me back my wallet!” You shook your head and dropped his wallet into your purse, smiling at the waitress when she handed you the bill.

“Just let me pay for god’s sake, Tom and stop whining about it.”

“Thank you and have a nice day!” the waitress said when you paid the bill, clearing the rest of the table while you and Tom bid your good byes, leaving the restaurant.

“That was so rude of you,” he told you and you frowned, glancing at him.

“Why was that rude? 20% tip was more than enough.”

He rolled his eyes and wrapped an arm around your shoulder to pull you closer as you walked on the sidewalk with no particular destination in mind.

“I was talking about you taking my wallet when I was offering to pay for lunch, dummy.”

Pleased, you shrugged with your shoulders and glanced up at him with a smile. “Just because you’re loaded doesn’t mean I’m going to let you pay for everything, we’re in the 21st century.”

You could see him smirk out of the corner of your eye and smiled to yourself, leaning your head on his arm. The rest of the day was spent with showing Tom around the city you’ve grown to love since you’ve moved here for university. It wasn’t the biggest city, but it had some beautiful spots and was definitely charming. The good weather made a lot of people spend their days in the park or getting ice cream, but nevertheless you two managed to keep yourselves on the down-low.

After stopping at food truck for a quick dinner, you made your way back to your apartment. It wasn’t that late yet, but all the walking and the sun constantly shining down on your made you weary and tired.

“How was that petty of me?”

“I literally saw you grinning so hard when the old man told that woman off for standing directly in front of the subway door when it opened.”

Laughing, you pushed open the door of your apartment building, looking back at him, your eyes crinkling. “I hate it when people do that, so the woman had that coming.”

“That is literally the definition of petty, love.”

Heading up the stairs, you two continued squabbling and it felt good to be so carefree and light, especially because Tom made you feel like you were the only person left on the world. Throughout the day he had kept all his attention on you. You were pretty sure that he never even glanced at his phone for more than the five seconds he needed to take a picture. You wished for every day to be like this one.

But unfortunately, it couldn’t be.

And you were reminded of that fact in form of a well-dressed man standing in front of your apartment door, the sound of your laughter pulling his attention away from his phone to the two of you. Puzzled, you looked at him and Tom stopped in his tracks when he came up the stairs behind you.

“Jeff, what are you doing here?”

Jeff, you’ve heard that name before.

“You weren’t picking up your phone.”

“Yeah, because I’m not working right now,” Tom ground out and it dawned on you. Jeff, his agent. The same agent who he had an argument with before you left Los Angeles.

The man who was standing front of your door because Tom wasn’t answering his phone.

“Doesn’t mean you can ignore my calls Tom.”

Both men seemed annoyed and you eyed them carefully, pulling the key out of your purse. “Uhm, do you maybe want to come inside? I don’t think you want to talk about this where my neighbors could hear you, do you?”

“No, it’s fine, Y/N-“

“That would be perfect, thank you.” Jeff interrupted Tom and you pressed your lips together before unlocking the door, letting the two men step inside before closing the door.

“Uh, you can go into the living room,” you offered awkwardly and Jeff nodded curtly, waltzing through the doorway like he owned it.

Tom furrowed his brows when he looked at you, reaching out to squeeze your arm gently. “I am really sorry about this Y/N, I didn’t know that he was going to come here, honestly I don’t even know how he knew that I was here in the first place. But he’ll leave shortly, okay?”

You gave him a tight smile and nodded, following him to the living room where Jeff was sitting at the living room.

“Alright Jeff, get it out with,” Tom sighed, motioning for you to sit before he sat down next to you.

Jeff raised an eyebrow at you. “You think it’s appropriate for her to stay for the conversation?”

Wow.

“I can leave,” you said, standing up but Tom grabbed your hand, looking at you with pleading eyes, so you sat back down, folding your hands on the table.

“Her name is Y/N. And I’m not letting you scare her off in her own home,” he told his manager and Jeff leaned back in his chair, shrugging.

“Fine with me. I think Y/N is distracting you from your work and it’s not good.”

You blanched at his words and even though Jeff didn’t seem to like having you here for the conversation, it was certainly looking he was taking advantage of your presence.

“How is she distracting me when I’m not even working right now?” Tom asked, taking the cap off his head and tossing it on the table. There was an edge to his voice and you already knew at this point that this conversation was not going to be pleasant.

“You know that you’re always working, Tom. Right now you should be promoting Far From Home and urging your fans to be going to the theater to watch the film instead of strolling around the city,” Jeff spoke sharply, sending an icy look in your direction.

Holding your gaze as he stared you down, you didn’t even blink until he averted his eyes back to Tom. It wasn’t hard to tell that Jeff wasn’t overly fond of you.

“I did everything SONY has told me to do and more. You know I like staying close to my friends, have you even seen my Instagram posts?”

Jeff scoffed and opened the folder he was keeping under his arm. “I mean more like interviews and photoshoots with magazines. Do you even know how many people want you on their cover? This is your prime and you should take advantage of that.” He pointed at different high fashion brand names that were listed in his folder, seeming excited, but Tom only pinched the bridge of his nose.

“We already talked about this,” he groaned in annoyance. “Why do you keep bringing this up when you know that it’s my decision to make and that I don’t want to do it?”

Snapping the folder shut again, Jeff’s jaw ticked when he lifted his gaze to look at Tom before glancing at you. “You working another promotional method then?”

You felt uneasy, not liking the direction the conversation was taking.

“I am not sure if it’s working, though.”

“What are you talking about?” Tom asked, confusion written across his face.  

Jeff pointed at you. “I think fans like Zendaya better than Y/N so maybe you should get back to your colleague.”

“Excuse me?” You were appalled at the accusation and your cheeks tinted red, embarrassed, while Tom sported a similar redness to his face, though he wasn’t exactly flustered.

“Are you fucking serious right now Jeff?”

Even though you knew that Tom’s anger wasn’t directed at you, you still flinched his tone, but he quickly reached out to take your hand in his to calm you, and probably also yourself down, while his eyes were trained on his agent.

“Not only did you come here unannounced but now you’re also insulting Y/N, Zendaya and me at the same time? Even though she was so nice to invite you into her home instead of turning you away like she should have?”

“Tom-“ Jeff started, but Tom shook his head, cutting him off.

“No, Jeff, now it’s time for you to listen. You know how thankful I am for everything you’ve done for me but I am an adult and I can make my own decisions. And just because I owe a lot to you doesn’t mean you can go around acting like I’m working for you when it’s actually the other way around. The only reason why I’m not firing you right this second is that my mum actually went through a lot to hire you as my agent, so we’ll talk about this after my break,” Tom finished, standing up so quickly the chair almost toppled over hadn’t you grabbed it just in time.

Jeff was staring at Tom with wide eyes and even though he was quivering a bit, he got up as well, leaving without another word while Tom held the door open for him. Too bad Jeff didn’t take the tension with him when he left, because you didn’t dare to say a word when Tom returned to the living room, looking exhausted and tired.

“I’ll just head to bed if you don’t mind,” he said timidly and you nodded quickly.

“Yeah, of course, uh, you can go ahead and use the bathroom first.”

Tom gave you a small smile and trudged into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Taking a few deep breaths to compose yourself, you went to get changed. As you pulled your pajamas over your head, you heard the bathroom door open followed by footsteps, before another door shut close faintly. You peeked into the dark hallway and you could see a strip of light coming out below the door of your bedroom, before it flickered out.

Your heart was heavy at the sight, and after a quick visit to the bathroom, you climbed into Luisa’s bed, still shaken up about what just happened. Admittedly, Jeff was out of line coming at Tom and you like this, but you couldn’t help but wonder if you were really distracting Tom from his work, because that was the least thing you wanted to do. You tried to fall asleep, but your mind kept wandering back to Jeff and all the thing’s he’s said.

Minutes, maybe even hours passed.

Tossing around in the bed, unable to sleep, you glanced at the clock, sighing at the time it was showing. The blankets pushed back and legs swung of bed, you got up. Maybe a glass of milk would help.

Tiptoeing into the kitchen with the light from your phone guiding you, you poured yourself a glass of milk before drinking it quickly, sighing with the empty glass in your hand. Putting the milk back into the fridge, you returned to Luisa’s bedroom when you heard a clatter from within your own bedroom.

With narrowed eyebrows, you stopped in front of the door and knocked lightly, waiting for a few seconds before Tom opened the door for you.

He looked tired and his hair was messy, but he didn’t look like you had just pulled him out of a good night’s sleep.

“You okay?”

Tom nodded and ran his hand through his hair with a sigh. “Yeah, I just can’t sleep. Sorry if I woke you.”

You could tell that he was still aggravated and it didn’t take mind reading for you to know that it was about Jeff.

“You didn’t wake me. Can’t sleep either,” you told him and gave him a small smile, before rocking back and forth on the heels of your feet.

“Uhm, I’ll let you get back to bed. I’ll see you in the morning, yeah?”

You gave him a small wave and walked back to your bedroom.

“Y/N, wait,” Tom called out and you turned to him. “Do you, uh- Would you maybe like to sleep with me?”

He cringed, his cheeks pinking.

“I mean, in your bed. Share, I mean.”

Smiling dumbly, you nodded a yes and brushed past him into your bedroom, while he closed the door behind you. You quickly climbed into the bed and under the covers, leaving plenty of space on the other side of the bed for Tom.

Laying pin-straight on the mattress, a far cry from the usual starfish you usually did, and you let out a breath when he slipped beneath the blankets on the other side of the bed. A couple of minutes passed while you stared at the ceiling and you weren’t sure if Tom had already fallen asleep, but you inched your hand in his direction anyway.

It slowly crept across the mattress until your fingers grazed his hand and you stilled, holding your breath. You finally exhaled when he intertwined his fingers with yours and a smile spread on your face, before you rolled over to your side, just to see him mere inches away from your nose.

“Hi,” you whispered and he smiled at you, reaching out to stroke the hair out of your face.

“Hi,” he mumbled back, staring at you with soft eyes before he spoke up again.

“I am sorry about Jeff. He was out of line and he never should have come here. I’ll deal with him as soon as I get back to work, I promise.”

Frowning, you squeezed his hand tightly.

“You don’t have to apologize on his behalf, Tom.”

The crinkles in his forehead were deep and it was clear to you that he might be even more upset about his agent’s behavior towards you than you were.

“Yes I do, he’s my agent and if it weren’t for me, he never would have been so rude to you.” He said quietly and scooted closer to him, leaning your forehead against his.

“Jeff is his own person and he makes his own decisions, just like you are your own person, remember? He made his decision to be rude so it’s him who should apologize to me, not you. You didn’t do anything wrong, you have to understand that,” you told him and he smiled at you, placing a soft kiss on your nose.

His voice was quiet, but still gentle when he said: “Thank you Y/N.”

“’course,” you whispered, snuggling closer to him and he wrapped his arms around you, as the two of you slowly fell into a deep slumber in each other’s arms.

There was a certain weight around your shoulders when you woke up slowly, your nose pressed against something warm. Your eyes fluttered open when you realized your face was smushed into Tom’s chest and with a dopey smile, you closed your eyes again. You weren’t sure what it was that woke you, when a phone pinged again and then again and again. It sounded like it was coming from both sides of the room.

“Tom it’s your phone,” you grumbled and he groaned, rolling over to check his phone while you checked yours.

It was a bunch of messages from all of your friends and a few from the twins and Harrison, and what seemed like a thousand of new instagram followers, and as you opened Luisa’s text, you heard Tom mutter a quiet:

“Oh fuck.”

Luisa: GIRL YOU’RE IN THE TABLOIDS????

Luisa: [picture attached] MASKS OFF! Tom Holland swings out of London to meet his real-life Mary Jane and it’s not Zendaya! Swipe up to read more!

Do you want to be added to my taglist? Let me know!

Bolded means I couldn’t tag you for some reason. If that is the case with your user, please shoot me a message so we can figure out the problem!

Taglist: @foolishgang // @kingjvngins // @fangirlingisajob // @yourbiggestspiderfan // @fandomdarlings // @jeffsbarbershop // @americasmarauders // @yourwonderbelle // @noobmaster63 // @eridanuswave // @incorrect-things // @thollandx // @lala-florez // @theefactorygirl // @xidaughterofthemoonix // @sweetdarlingholland // @arichella // @let-me-luve-you // @cxtetxm // @pmvelez97 // @monjvn // @procrastinatingismybiggestflaw // @gotmyhandonmyheart // @tapptaptap // @dah-knee-cuh // @1-800-ahh-crap // @milkandpepsi // @xoxomandoo // @how-the-heck-is-bucky // @shaygrace825 // @asix122747483 // @wheres-mccall // @nightxshadex201 // @lovcyou3000 // @softboyparkerr // @photoshopart15 // @yourdaisys // @twinklestqr // @centriststark // @snowxbarryxendgame // @fangirling12566 // @hot-pocket01 // @strang-ersclub // @hevjadams // @bumba-bitch // @marvelousgab // @smolbeanfive // @mybesttobobcratchit // @cxptain-capsicle // @obsidianspidey // @harrystylesdolan // @happytappy02 // @g0bl1nqueen // @popluckbih // @theetherealbloom // @just-a-littlebit-of-everything // @danni-ka // @hannahholland1811 // @sunflowercth // @thatphandomchick // @psychicforest // @llamasaurousmaddie // @fandomdarlings // @unfortunateshelby // @skyfall8600  // @yeahimcrying // @spideys-gurl // @one-big-fangirl // @imagine-lovebug // @professionalphangirluniverse​ // @zabdisamor // @palindrome-teddy​ // @axa-vega​ // @btsgot7crackheads​ // @angelicshinigami // @mrsfortune1306​ // @spicy-mango626​ // @thorsvotary // @boughs-of-hollie​ // @magicalturmoil​ // @overdramaticdepressedteen​ // @tomhollandismyspiderman // @tomshufflepuff​ // @trustfundparker​ // @evelyn120700​ // @sincerelygmg // @the-surviving-revolutionist​ // @darktwistydiamond​ // @tomspidertingle​ // @jackiehollanderr​ // @jsusofsburbia // @nerdyandproudofitsstuff​ // @marvelislove10​ // @chaoticc-loki​ // @pluckypete​ // @starlightfound​ // @gendryia​ // @maybemona​ // @harrystylesdolan​ // @tiny-friggin-human​ // @just-a-littlebit-of-everything​ // @beequeen8020​ // @lost-in-translating​ // @chaoticharmonyqueen​ // @emistrash​

FOL (Friends Of Lisi): @strang-ersclub​ // @imagine-lovebug​ // @xidaughterofthemoonix​ // @afangirlwashere​ // @dahliaspidey​ // @mcuspidey​ // @thirsttrapholland​ // @screamholland​ // @screamsbytom​ // @parkeret​ // @beautifullydisconnected​ // @spectacularparkers-deactivated2​ // @kayceeeveeee​

[ahunkofmanmeat]

BDSM session

I was inspired and decided to post this absolute garbage with no context.

I pray every night that rei chokes me.

'please let me leave' koga screamed with his last breath.

,Not until I tie the best butterfly knot the world has seen' whined rei. It has been three days. Rei wanted to try out bdsm.

This wasnt what koga thought the bdsm would look like. ,Just tie the fucking knot, that end goes through the loop I swear on my yeezies'

Rei looked at kogas feet

,Youre wearing deichmann shoes' rei degected. He did not understand the lingo that kids speak these days, he was far too much of an old fart ,theyre cheaper than you are'

,Say that to my face you tomato voring freak' Koga had enough. He wasnt going to let this carry out anymore. He needed to escape.

But how.

,If I give you a succ will u let me go ? '

Rei thought hard. This was a life decision that needed time to be thought through. Wasnt giving the succ homo? But reee was sure it was ok, they were in the same unit. What if koga would say no homo during the succ? Rei fondeled a satanic bible that he stole from ritsus asshole a while ago. It was still warm and sticky, but rei likes it like that.

,P l ease rei just let me fucking go I have my furry meeting at 6pm i need to go' Koga was close to tears. He wanted to meet the other furries and awoo at the moon. It was the only thing keeping him from ending it all.

,Will the succ be homo tho' rei was still conflicted with his emotions. He didnt want to do anything the bible wouldnt approve of. He wasnt sure what it approved of, because he hadnt read it. He was still a young grasshopper at the age of 19 and he couldnt read yet.

,Ill swallow the whole sausage as long as you untie me' Rei didnt like that. He hadnt done the butterfly knot yet. The rope choking koga looked more like a degenerate octopus than a butterfly But now that rei was looking at it the rope kind of looked hot he wanted to f ucc the rope monstrosity on kogas twunk body. ,Im divving in' he said as he did a yeet. Koga screamed. Rei didnt say itadakimasu first. This was against the bible and he would be punished.

The rope tangled ree as he tried to dry hump it. This was his punshment. Koga saw the chance and got out of it before reis pee pee would touch him. He was saved.

,Save me kogay' rei helplessly sobbed as the rope vored him.

But koga was already running on all fours to meet his kin.

He would never see the fergalicious mullet ever again.

He was finally free. The end.

[scottstiles]

I was tagged by the babes @hufflepuffkira and @lydiastxles, thank you so much ladies :D

Rules: answer 30 questions, then tag 20 blogs to do the same

nickname: divvy is a nickname but div is also good

gender: female

star sign: gemini

height: 5′4″

birthday: May 25

favorite bands: *sigh* this fucking question...... since i always just put my 90s bands cuz they’re my alwaysfaves, i’ll just list some others off the top of my head: vance joy, the dirty heads, mumford and sons, radiohead, bastille, awolnation, linkin park

favorite solo artists: this is even harder geez... idk i actually can’t think of anyone....my radio station doesn’t usually play solo artists, guess there aren’t so many in the alternative world.

song stuck in my head: wish i knew you by the revivalists

last movie watched: mockingjay part 2 (shut up i’m depressed)

last show watched: supernatural (i can’t believe how fast i’m getting thru this rewatch, might even do the whole thing by the time the new season hits!)

when did I create this blog: sheesh....i think like more than 2 years ago by now? maybe 3?

what do I post: TEEN WOLF, and sometimes merlin, harry potter, and other things i love, depends on what i see on the dash ofc.

last thing I googled: ahahahahhaaaa my radio station to look at their playlist XD

do I have other blogs:Yuppers! my o’brosey blog is @dylantyler, and i’m a member of @hrodendaily, @tw-edits, and @fytwolf

do you get asks: occasionally

why did you choose your URL: because i was one lucky bitch and it happened to be free!

last thing I ate: ummmm....didn’t eat yet today. does drinking coke count?

how many pillows: at this point it’s just one cuz i lent my other to my bff who was sleeping at his cousins place but then he left it there and now it’s lost (the cousin claims it was never there). i’m still quite upset about it.

favorite color: blue/red/silver (is that a color? idc)

favorite tag to use: oh god i have so many, but probably the hnnngh tags cuz that means something is so hot i couldn’t form words.

lucky number: 6

instruments: guitar (which i just recently broke :()

what am I wearing: same thing as yesterday- pj pants and my camp T

last thing I wrote: a cheesy headcanon for my bbs birthday but like nobody saw it and i’m sad about it :(

dream job: FUCKING ROCK STAR (don’t laugh i thought about this hard last night for some reason. i really think it would be the perfect job for me)

dream trip: been thinking about this too recently..... i’m leaning towards mexico i really love it there. traveling is a pain in the ass these days tho.

favorite food: fresh bread

nationality: canadian/american

favorite song right now: i have a few stuck in my head- don’t take the money by bleachers, high by sir sly, the way you used to by queens of the stone age, run by foo fighters, and wish i knew you by the revivalists.

not gonna tag ppl cuz i always get shit for leaving ppl out XD but feel free to feel tagged by this general statement!

[bestmovies0]

An Entire City Is About To Run Out Of Water And Nobody Is Talking About It

Remember when your boyfriend built you determine and you were like, “Okay that was horrifying but I might shave my brain now? ” Well, that movie is about to happen IRL in Cape Town, South Africa which will straight-up run out of water on April 12 th, a period they are dramatically referring to as “Day Zero.” Day Zero used to be April 21 st( presumably taking into account all the sea stoners will consume to ease their dry-mouth on 4/20 ), but it was actually moved up by more than a week because they’re losing sea more rapidly than anticipated.

So yeah, all those apocalypse memes you continue “jokingly” sharing with your best friend are actually real and 100% more terrifying than Instagram would have you believe. Here’s everything you need to know to fuel your nightmares for the foreseeable future TAGEND

How TF Did This Happen?

Drought, basically. Cape Town is currently in the midst of its worst drought in over 100 years, and has less than 10% of its usable water left for the city’s 4 million occupants. So yeah, the numbers are pretty bleak. Try to think about that the next time you take a 40 minute shower just so you can avoid talking to your roommate. Additionally, Cape Town low-key procrastinated dealing with this issue, causing sea to run out much faster than if they’d paid attention to the early warning signs( Legislator – they’re bad at their job everywhere ), plus Cape Town residents have been reluctant to curb their water use, with many applying well above the 87 liters recommended per period. No shade to Capetonians tho. I’d like to think that I’d curb my Soda Stream usage in cases where there an apocalyptic drought, but who knows? I fucking love seltzer.

And what caused this massive drought in the first place, you ask? Oh , nothing. Just the world phenomenon that is climate change, aka something our president literally does not belief exists because it snowed earlier this year. God help us all.

WTF Are They Doing About It?

As of right now, water restricted to 87 liters per day, but that’s going down to 50 liters per period on February 1st. For comparison, everyday things like raining take 15 liters per minute, the same as one toilet flush. Once “Day Zero” makes, the government will literally be turning off the taps in the city, and residents will have to go to “collection points” to get their ration of water. Then I guess we all just wait for that creepy guy with the mask who was obsessed with Charlize Theron to show up and start kidding with people.

Why TF Does This Matter?

Umm…wow okay, heartless bitch. Can’t believe you asked that, but I will answer. Cape Town will be the first great city in a developed country to run out of water, and like, if it can happen in Cape Town, it can happen wherever the fuck your selfish ass lives in other major metropolis across the globe. Also, sea is at the core of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. Fucking duh.

What Can I Do To Help?

Umm….contact your representatives and “re just telling me” to give a fuck about climate change? Vote in the 2018 midterms? IDK. As of right now there is no officer money to donate to the Cape Town water crisis, but we’ll update this section when there is. Until then, remain woke, fam.

Heads up, you need to keep up with the news. It’s not cute anymore. That’s why we’ve made a 5x weekly newsletter called The ‘Sup that will explain all the news of the week in a hilarious af way. Because if we weren’t laughing, we’d be exclaiming. Sign up for The ‘Sup now !

div >

Read more: http :// www.betches.com/ cape-town-water-crisis

from https://bestmovies.fun/2018/01/27/an-entire-city-is-about-to-run-out-of-water-and-nobody-is-talking-about-it/

[vaporgrvve]

I was falling asleep in my html class so i thought it would be fun to try and transcribe my professor

I’m glad i don’t get paid for this

it will og thoruhg an mak now i the ok and are sppost used once ans onw watoyu to hony hae one instance of tat i per pge bt lie is aid eb prbosers have this intelligence built into them so we'll just go ahead and suck dick asshole this according the book the book says you shoud really only hae on e id per page asicaly this is aying her id pair one id para one id=para one yeehaw we're gonnacenter ot and change it to red and it does tiat over there and another thing we can use and this is the one that they would reommend they wo yyou woud use multiple times is the .para1 the dot stands for calss so you have this class and so we would have to change id to class and when you run it nothing chanegs nothing should have changed thankfully we're calling it by class naem and i f you thin aobu tit if your class was books so you cald have like 12 different 2 div element with the class books as part of its bulild i [ bit isode eacj p tse dive elements id of boook 1 and so as boook 1 woul dhave certain attributes to it or you go for like genre and you go for action book you know colors that made it look ike action or colors thatmade it look like drama change the font and sizes and stuff thats just another way of thinking about it uh lets seeyou can also add ave a selctor that isnt an element oh its a class never mind how did i work this so lets do this here i wanna chagne something up real quck so we're gonna make antoehr class called red and so when we run that our paragraphs are set up as um center (do you need a regular olumn after center) yes that would help but theres nothing after regular class so now when we run it now we have a center class and we hav ea red class okay so center red self explanatory now if we wwanted to we could also go into the calss and ahdd red if we wante and run it there nothing that asy syhta you ant have ceretered red bold italizzied whateer you coud add multiple ones you sepearate them with a space you dont need to use commas lets do okay so the h1 header tag over theres what colors it gonna be and it comes down here to this rule for h1 and the last thing it reads for h1 is green and then it goes int the body for the text so order matters so order matters now you han hav h1 n msthnd rdry font familes set snad margins set anbd backgrounds set and down ere you just come here and change the color all the other declarations you made up here and will still mtake effect its just that it will change the things in that order so uhh whts a good background color for blue (black) well go with yellow i like yellow so the backgrounds still yellow but the colros not ble because down here we redfined the color to green i could hae 12 different declaratinons down ehre in one rule but its not gonna change the color because its overruled by this one so oh i donno if i mentioned but also your ruloes have also the uh the culry pointy brackets and the front and the end so lets do something os this type of code right ere is called embedded code becase your embedding your source sss styles insid the same document theres also inline coding we can also go style= and inside the style we can say "background" is red and so uh you can use the style attribut eto come down eher and change the backgorun dto chang ethe so it follow sht esame convention p here bu you dont use the angle curly brackets you just use the in html you just use the html qute sbut yu still gotta use the quotes space but margin of five margin colon 5px to set the margin nowup here we set the ackgroud to the h1 o yellow so the question is now that we have this inlinecss code is this inline coe gonna change it to red or is to gonna stay yellow say that with authority yes it will chagne it because you read the scirp yyo read the css script in the head but it comes down to load thte page so down here we gonna cange it and so  lets chang ethat to 25 so you can se whereas you ca have multple so you can have 25 250 different attributes that owuld be horrendous as an inline code if you ahve more than 2 or 3 you might want to have a linked file for your htm code if your doing we;ll well get int that in a bit later  so yes you can hav emultiple on inline and since whitespae doesnt matter if you wanted to you could come over her eand clean it up and make it a litle bit nicer but oyu dont have to it can all go one line uh mkay so here we;re saying the sma ething we're taking a pragrah and adding  class syle center with it wheras this h1 tag down it is class center as you can see it ddnt get affected its setill the default text what w'er syeing here is anyparagraphy that as the class center will cange the text so yo ca n build you can have a paragraph dot center dob old dotitalicised and as long as you have a class thats  class dot center dot bold dodt italicized so whats this allowying you to do si drill own deeper to pick spceific amounts of your code to maek ajdustments deeper so we talked abot the dot calss talked about th ahshtag id theres uh the astersk the star which means select allso if you sue th asterisk that will effect everything on the page and i would recocomendd if yu werer using that ot use it at the very top cause if you go through and write twelvehundred lines and put a star at the end well its just gonna do that to everything on the pageyou can pick a specific element like we were usig the h1 tag and a you can do the element comma element and what that means is it selects all the div statements and all the paragraph statements so any div and any paragraph it;ll select oh o fthos element space element and this example div space pargarph itll select all paragrapsh taht are inside a div so wehreas the one example i shwoed yall it only faffected the one paragraph inside the div itum you have div greater than p which seelcst all pargrpah element where the parent is the div element so uh what the diferent between div p and div greater than p if its slelcting all the p ewthin the div element and the div element is the parent wuld it not do every sing le p thats inside the div uhh i wouldnt you can but i wouldnt but no what if i had a div element that had a pragraph and you can put a div inside a div aso you ahve a div that insie a div and inside that div i have a header or correct close yes yes um we have so so asicall the key word is the parent your div container is the parent and everything you have insie is a child if its a 1 layered element would be achild all thos childs inside the div are siblings but if you have oe child that has other elements in side it then those elements are now considreed child elements of the child so think of ti his way you got the parent the child and grandchildren in this case you got div space p id doesnt matter you're a p element you're gettin gchagned bu in the greater than p element its only selecting ones wehre the div is the parent the hild paragraphs isid ethe div will get affected ub tnoene fo the grandchild paragraphs will be affected uh element +elelents slect all eleletns palced mmediately after the div element so this isnt ehs ame as these two the plus mean you ahve an opening n ending and right underneat that you hve a pargarpah if thers anythin gin between likek a header that doesnt coun dany paragraph taht precedes succces is that right come after the div thg then you can select that so yu can hve a div box and then thsi first paragraph you wanna do somethin glikke that so say you the div container loosk like a bo  then the pragraph looks like citation or captions you put beneath it uhm so and and a lto fo the stuff in ehre gets really detailed about how to drill dwon to very specific tpyes we;re not really goingtb be testing on an y of this here bt its good to know what it can do lie one the attribut ehere we;re gonna so what wer edoig ehre iwers for all anchor tags that have  aterget the target is um you know nerscore blakn or nderscore what sthe other one self umt that if it has a trget set to it then were gonna do smethign t it as you can seee over here disney and wkiikpedai are highlighted and that sbecause ver hiere in the cod ethis acnchor has a target and this anchor ha s target but this anchor doesnt so you can spefici y you know if thinks ga hve targe with the suqare brackets then you can change che oding format for thiseo eleents  so that gives you a lo t ofstuff to play with thers also the he pseudo codd  of the colon active the colon check the colon uhhh visited the colon visited uhh we'll get into sudo code thirsay so sudo code is basicall eyour hyperlinks when yht ehyperklins are blue with hyper ink when you go back its purple when itis blue its the its non visited so that sone set of sudo code if you put the mouse over the top f thinlink sthat s ahuver sudo code make chagnes so if youre hovering oeer the top of ti you can have it so that if yo click and hod its now the ctive item on the webpage so thers a active which you knselects that linik and makes certain chagnes ot it so if i oe over ehre and lcik you can see how it chagnes the background help you indivate which one yo clicked on uhm change that ot hover so now eny etime i hoever it chagnes um this visited os if i go to tw3chools and go back run it again you can see how it does the default you know gives it the dafault text and underlines it so sudo code has the colon and the action uh behind it so you know theres all this thing sike first type of the first tpye of p thie feirst paragraph itll do something to it first line the first line in any pragraph you can have that fisr line set p any tipe of whay uh heres also in rage that gets more whn you get into forms you can say tou can specifiy a nubmer btwentenn one an dten yhe box trn red o whatever and so i would reccomend you go hrough and you paly with sme of thse get more to see what spout the ther enth type so on the nth tpye we have the it comes in there nth type of 2 so thsi is the second type of that instantce of that pargraph type and the other cool gint you can do is n pls one and so then it willl do the second one of each one and um thers also a more thers uh theers a formula way thers a  wordw way you can do even you can do odd so for like if your doing om list items you got an undrorderd list or whatever you want ever yoher one the bkagornd to be a different oclor if youre dongtables you can make each instance a different table color or you bn do columns or whatever lets see  umm t t t t tum css is=f you ytpe in css elector sin google you;l get that one if you tpye in css cssrule for the other one but for what i can do is wheres my other book mkay so you shoudl aslo thaev the links to those now and  so that shta tso we talked about the inline codning and you use inline normally ou use it wht a style if you wnat to slaso wit inline coding ayou can use the elment the way i did it is i made it part of the leemtn itself where i used like the the elementp tag and then i ype din styles = brakets you can do ti that way you can do it thtis way here whe its insid ethe element brackets itsel the lemetn tag itself you can slo do the a no i was gon say you coan ould t a style its not a style span you can use span equals or span style= dot dot whatever it is and then close the spanyou can use a span as a separate elemtn all together and you can span a whole block of code but if you onel y wan to affect iand im just aying if oyu had multiple raows and you wanted ot snteadof oputtging ths pan say these erw diferent elemtn tpyes instead of putting them linine the way it was orgiinally you use a span and span the whole section so you can use a span to affect awhole block of code yo could have the code inside the tag itself al that scisondiered inline code casue its in the code of the body ihembeded code is wehre inseid the header we embedded all or css scrip  insdie the header an separate file o yur css code i beleve were gonna star cearting next week you ahave a link and the link goes insie your header and the rel equals sylesheet youre telling the html processor that oyur bringing in a stylesheet versus a pdf or worddoc so youre letting it know your bringing in a stlye hset and this is the licoation subfodler director yfilename and that will bring in all yur css dcode first eause youl;; have this link oin your header so it gets read vefore the do cactually displayso nthe screen um talked about soe of the different slector yles you ve got eh asterisxk which means select everyhin inf you ave tha at the bottom then uh if its the ast rule then its all the stuff its not gonna work so dont put att at te op use it as a universal universe default set all margins to zero set all atrtributes sna values ot whatever you want it to be um you ahve um nalement which is just a gtag h h1 paragraph slector groups differnet tpyes of gorups commat gag space gtag grater than tag you got um gthe different calsles a class us ea a dot so its dot whtever the calssname is the id you have uh the hastag so tis hadshat whatever the name you want to call it so thers the the three differet ways you can embed attach css coding to your html and so there s benefits and ownside ts to each tpye and gerneally when you are wiritng your cod eor when yo''l decid to use one tpye its best f your gonnad o all you code to do tit one wy or another like i said everything has that order so if it comes to a rule an i says h2 is this thsi thsi an dthis an dthats in a linekd file a nd then it goes into youhr html and you se t h1 to thsit sthist that overruels what your file is and if you get all the way down theo the code tin thea itsel fin thtml oe and you ahve your css cscript cahged and thats why metellen iwhyn you turn on yiou porjects do it as clsoe to tej instrctions as possible and while i do encourage you and enthus that youre adding l hsiexra stutff and taking intiatnive and stuff it can utnr yoarund an byire youh in the end casue when  swe start adding your css scrips and youre gonna chagn eall this suff in the filae and you view it in teh broweser and its no tchanging oh its not chagnign becasue youre embedde dthis html code inline that overreide seerything else you se tbefore so soe of thse befeits of embedding css so puttin it in the header if if your e wiritn a file an your in the developnent mode of somethign dand youwanting ot have a di velement ot add s certain way so your not afefcin the whole entire wepage you jsut wannta gagke thsi div iece and put t so you can take amake ceratin chagnes and yoll yu pre aming o quock nchagnes how many pixels do i need ot mov ie ti in throguh ahow big of a mragin do i need or wahtever emebedding is quikc way to pit all your code atht ehtop and akigy your chagnes so when youre looing aouyr browser iew and your efersh loh that what it does the downside tit akes a litt le mroe tume so each time you make ahcange oyu gotta og in tehre andreolatod it um and it only works on tat document so fi you onleny embed sio head fo one document so and 215 mage website and oyu want oyour website ot alll liook the smae have thes ame h2 tag shave te asmpepa tags 1 same dive tags set it up in acertian way emebedded coding and then if i dnt lie that colro hagne it ynow you gotta go to each otf those files and change the color in eacho neo fhte gags so its good for quick testing bu tnot so good for it only works on taht one page  uh inline coding antoerheqick way of tetinga dn wehre here at the school we have aporgram for the schools website so wen you go tall that sdone hrouhg a cms called farcry which is baically a big huge datbase wehre i can put all iny my text and click thehtml code ansd go in make edits to the html code by going the html cod ei can do html inline beacaseu the only opetions i have in theeditor is choosea text xtyle whic is h 1 ht2  hthre etitle normal preand sme iother option so there seign header fillls o set te highg and the an dth boldness an thing like that to the text heich ibery bad css programming adnyou rlimited to what you can do you can tput in div tags or tabels or float anythin but i can pit in inline snippets and change the webpage to how i want it bt its difficult ot change and its indie the tag the nsomething you gottta change lines and lines nd find thestyle to make chages um now in s a separate file its thereseveral benefits you ts want its one ychange anto the header you cannge the h1 sicze from 35 p to e7 px well thatw illl go through and that affets every linedkd file linekd with taht one fil e if youve makede a change makng a change with just one changeum also allwoes you to maek an easy considatant webste look so the lookl and feel to eac page hwny u cgo from each page iit al looks like your in the smae wepabe and oyu'ev ot yur different talbbles link lists on the side a certain way so whe you go from tpage to page to page it all looks the sme and oyu can link tit to different websites f you'r eon a ebsite an doyue lie yman theve gos ome cool styles you ccan look at the tml and see if they've ot the style linked yo can take their link an dput it into yours now you can t see their file mybbe you can mayeb you ant bc if you mosmetimes thaty dont maek it where you can use tib gut not see it fi you can se it you can actually readd their code if oyu do that like you can sue vertai id names or ceratin clssnames then youd also have to change all your calsss id tags and values to match those so yoit youwld ahve ts ame look the downside si um its a luearning curve its um you ahve one big huge file adn you can go through and after showing alyou all the differentway soyu can add um youk nwo all ptags that are insdi e a di v all petags that are in the parent di so theres that learning curve on the pcompelxity oyu ca n put in it and thers a lotof of extra work done in the begining then theres more owork in the begoinign setting up a whiole file itself so yeah thersum when when you're in a borwser you can do to tools and thers eevelopert too sand in the eev eloper tools it comes over ehre and whos you fhe code for the page and whos you the paramets over ehr ewher its ecratche dout it shwere those have been overwritten thes upm aslo therse sometimes itll tell you f therse liekerrors on the pag enad stuf fhtis is agood tool to go tlook through your page see fiy all yoru tags ar ein the erite spot if ihad a pa ragraph wrigthg iudner hsi but had my h1 tag afte rthe inital paragrpah tag so i had angle bracket p angle bracket here it would show me an error here but iwould show you in the ool over there that your h1 tag is in the incorrect spot so there yesh um oky so thats covers that lets getrid of some of this lets go ahead and weve go t afew mintes for the la well go voer the lab real quick lets go over the lab a s aclass excericise if i can get it to open it it it gets whats that oh did you not get an email though wel thats no good if im sending all these announcements there now you should see em cause if i send oyu a message it ll pu ta messag ena ditll send oyu an email okay good to know uh was it lab number five so well go ahead and eerone open up notepad real quick well go through these as a class discussion an dthen submit it afterwards so i know whos here and who should get the five points