#i disable the hermits

[cryptskeep]

anyone with cfs?

I'm assuming this means chronic fatiuge syndrome and boy do I have IDEAS!!!!

Okay so I was originally going to do Bdubs but I realized Xisuma gives off the same vibes as my friend with CFS

so here we go!!

Xisuma

General Lore:

drawing from some of my favorite aus where Xisuma is a very exasperated manager/owner of a store (my favorite it coffee shops) but personally I think he would absolutley own a craftstore

is Cleo's fabric supplier

thinks his employees are hilarious but is trying so hard to be the Big Boss Manager Man and serious (he is failing)

loves doing table flower arrangments with fake flowers (it's his guilty pleasure)

actually used to work in a flower shop

loves cosplay and spends so much of his money on building cosplays

CFS Lore:

mans big sleepy

constant headaches or brain fog, no in between

he has sticky notes EVERYWHERE that remind him of things that he doesn't want to forget

uses a wheelchair and decorates it for every cosplay he does

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[stars-and-branches]

god save me from the dumb shit i say when hit with brain fog

[xboobayaga]

I usually don't talk about witchcraft or my beliefs much, but there's sth that has to be said: the gods, deities, fae, whoever you want to connect / work with, whoever they are - they get it. they understand every "flaw" you may think you have and they don't love you any less for it. in fact they might even love you a little bit more because they know you need it.

they don't care wether you use the 8000 dollar gucci jar or an old used one you had lying around they don't care that you may not have the time or energy to do fancy rituals they don't get offended if you forget to thank them once or a few times they will not love you less if you ignore them for a while don't have an altar? that's perfectly fine too ( in fact some prefer not to be limited to a place of worship anyway )

what really matters is intention.

[smoozie]

what'd u say on the "how can y be queerphopic and also support the hermits" post

cant just say that u might've been an inciting incident and then not elaborate

I'm cutting out op's url, but this is what I was referencing

[feywhimsy]

leyla has somehow ended up with halsin's old background

[anyknot]

Our deer Scar! :3

Hope i'm not too late with this

[cryptskeep]

If you're still doing disability headcannons, perhaps a hermit with tourettes?

can do boss!!!

For this, methinks Tango, I saw a really awesome fic where tango had tourettes and I wish I could find it again so I could link it

this is mainly based on my own experience having tics

Tango

General Lore:

owns an escape room called Decked Out

graduated college/uni/whatever a few years ago and uses his enginering degree to make peoples lives more difficult

buys wayyyy too much stuff from Xisuma's craft store (X jokes that tango's singlehandedly keeping him in business.)

has a bad habit of picking at his skin

Tourettes Lore:

has mostly motor tics

sometimes makes noises but rarely full sentances as tics

has absolutly given himself a concussion by slamming his head against a wall

migraine haver

[besnouted]

i always get so defensive when people make college is a waste of money jokes because i'm always like what do you mean learning stuff in a structured environment while being surrounded by easily accessible food/resources/libraries/social circles that allow you to make friends regardless of normally marginalizing factors (for the most part) is a WASTE!!! because i would do literally anything to be in that kind of environment again lol but then i remember most people actually have to pay back their students loans

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

2024 rules to live by. Hopefully

- DO NO HARM TAKE NO SHIT!!!

- if it bites you you can bite back

- night time my time !

- say no u to chronic illness. what’s it gonna do next?

- there is always time to watch a comfort youtuber

- RETURN TO THE PAST. EMBRACE IT. UNLESS IT’S SHITTY THEN GET A RESTRAINING ORDER

- do not run from growth

- use that good shit!!! burn candles. use perfume. do not wait to enjoy the little things

- weed is always legal but especially here

- embrace absurdity. reject dichotomy

- make something with your hands. always

- FAG IT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[fox-stuck]

academia is so fucking stupid and i hate working in it. It's so normal to cut folks off from opportunities or deny them the final portion of work so they don't get actual writing/publishing credits...

anyways looking up trades I guess if anyone has recommendations

[transrightsjimin]

last week i had like half the busy week that any regular person i know has whether disabled or not and idk how they pull it off ever. i had like 5 health appointments + part time work + groceries + watched a film and i was so exhausted and w leg cramps i had to work from home the last day and accidently fell dead asleep during that day and the day before. how the fuck do ppl do this

[saint-lajka]

breif soon-to-be-deleted hate rant because I'm a hater but I haaaaaaate you mcyt fandom I hate you hermitcraft fans I hope you all explode. if I have to see minecraft yters one more time while looking for wheelchair pose references I will kms. why is it always the gr/an fans being disgusting too not only y'all shipping real life human beings but you're also taking a non-ambulatory wheelchair user and drawing him w/o any aids because it's easier for your uwu ship art of him with a bigoted british cuck. ableist pigs.

[solsearchingnights]

"Minecraft needs to be rebalanced! It's too easy to get mending! It's too easy once you have elytra! All the challenges and bosses are optional!"

Yes. That's the point. That's GOOD actually. My little brother needs to be able to play minecraft as much as I can. It's a sandbox game, not an RPG. You can create difficulty and add challenge and modify files! Those are features in the game and regularly adjusted for just that purpose. But the base game is meant to be accessible and universal.

Especially when a lot of "content" comes in the form of professionals, people who earn a living being good at the game and have hours a day to put into it, our perspective is skewed. I love the hermits, but any time they say a farm "only took two hours" to build? I cringe. When hypixel pvp creators talk about how lame netherite makes vanilla gameplay, I sigh. And when someone complains that it's too easy to cheese a mechanic or obtain a villager trade I kind of want to scream.

It's easy *for you*. It's boring *for you*. It's not that it needs to change drastically, you just need to approach it differently. You have a moral objection to how "easy" it is to get a mending villager? Make the rule for yourself that you can only get mending from the loot table. You think elytra take the fun out of travel? Don't use it.

And before you say "well can't they just use accessibility features to make it easier?" NO. That's not the point of those features. Accessibility features that disable quicktime events or remove puzzles aren't to make a game easier, they're to make a game PLAYABLE. Accessibility features in minecraft are to disable view bobbing, change the visual distortions, add directional subtitles....things that make the game playable to people who need them.

Basically, please chill the fuck out about minecraft being easy. If it's too easy and you can't come up with a solution for that, maybe it's just not a game you enjoy playing. Download a mod pack or go play something different.

[hypodermicfroggy]

I wonder if those two bloggers who came up with "how dare you say we piss on the poor" back in like 2012 know just how relevant those two simple little posts would be on this website even to this modern day and if they ever feel a deep sense of despair over it.

[remsdiaryinanotsoobvplace]

(5.6.2023) (7/10)

"IVE BEEN FED UP & ITS TIME FOR CHANGE!" if it is what it is I'll let go. But I'll fight for what I believe in...

(You can believe anything they say I'm still staying my butt out of that mess fr.)

I'm tired of being constantly gaslighted, and treated like I can't think for myself. And I can't ask for help on things I don't know cuz I'm supposed to know.

Not even some people I befriend irl or online get that either. Or get anything about me. No matter what minority you are you still feel like a minority. I'm not exactly worried now but jfc in my 20s, rejection online was like a death sentence. More so for people I care about who I thought might have my back. But some people are so fickle it's sad.

That's why I stay away from drama and discourse now cuz I don't want to be around stuff like that idc who or what it is. I re-entered proship spaces on tumblr because unlike twitter nobody gives a fudge to start discourse and wars.

We all just wanna vibe and chill and hang out and talk about ships, anime, and our f/os. The hell twitter put me through is inexplicable and honestly if I was still on Twitter id be tied up, medicated, and put in a padded room by now. I'm done with every other social media at this point except Tumblr.

I can vibe and chill on here and not having someone assuming or asking me a million questions. I can talk about waffles and someone would respond on the topic of waffles too. And the memes and nice post. I needed this for so long. Elon can keep twit crap. Mark Zuckerberg keep flushing Facebook down the toilet. I love it here! I feel free!

tl;dr since I can't get therapy irl Tumblr will have to do 💚