#i die evERYTIME
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When she calls me "pretty girl" or "pretty baby"
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sooo are we going to talk about kris wearing bojans shirt or..?
#i know they always share clothes but pls#i die everytime#kris guštin#bojan cvjetićanin#bokris#joker out
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Butches in jeans, cowboy hats, and cowboy boots.
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james potter in a crop top means so much to me
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I love the internet
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did you know if you support merrill in her act 2 mission you get rivalry points with everyone except isabela and varric. anyway merrill support team no one is gonna be mean to her on my watch
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#i love fenris and anders but GOD im gonna throw hands with them everytime they talk to merrill#specially when they are mean when she just saw a friend die LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!#blood magic is literally fine my warden did it my other hawke did it it was all A-Okay#merrill#isabela#varric tethras#hawke#hawk hawke#dragon age#dragon age 2#da2#merrill dragon age#isabela dragon age#merrill da2#isabela da2
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one of the biggest lies the fandom will tell you is that alfred pennyworth is a good man.
he’s horrible. people just don’t realize he’s horrible because they’re all too focus on the superheros.
not many people in the fandom know this, but alfred literally has a daughter. her name is julia. why does no one know about julia? BECAUSE HE ABANDONED HER. it’s canon that he chose the waynes over his OWN CHILD. when she’s introduced in the comics she hates her dad because he abandoned her in england to raise a child that wasn’t even his.
the infamous jason “a good soldier” memorial? yeah, alfred did that. bruce wanted it taken down. alfred also left jason’s destroyed robin suit on display.
alfred is the reason tim is robin. dick and bruce are trapped by two-face and alfred just… gives tim a robin costume and sends him on his way. no formal training. no anything.
ever blame dick for damian becoming robin? wrong. it was alfred. dick was against it. alfred is the first one to give damian the robin costume, like he did to tim years before. dick did eventually choose damian as his robin, but that was while damian was ALREADY ROBIN. (he even tells tim that he doesn’t pick tim to be his robin because he considers tim to be an equal, not a sidekick, but i digress)
when bane breaks bruce’s back, alfred literally packs up and leaves. he travels. he just drops everything and goes to explore the world, until dick eventually hunts him back down.
it’s also a common theme that alfred couldn’t find the right balance between being a father figure and a butler, so he was constantly enabling bruce growing up (and still does) because technically bruce was his boss… even though he had custody of him.
edit: actually technically (in some runs) bruce’s uncle has custody of him but literally makes being absent an olympic sport But you get what i mean
edit two: fixed the spelling mistakes that text to speech tiktok made me aware of. u guys are fake for not telling me. anyways fuck ai content farm accs
#everytime an angst fic is actually just something alfred did#i die a little#that man is making children save his son#batman#dc#dcu#robin#dc comics#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth
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something abt binders & stuffed bellies mmmm
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no-one:
louis trying to be smooth:
#sKJSDHFD#this video lives in my head i swear#i die evERYTIME#major clem x lou vibes#clem voice: lOUIS! YOU IDIOT#violet or aj are recording#sksksksk#[ crack shit. ]#[ out of songs. ]
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drop your most self indulgent magnus protocol prophecy. mine is that gwen will be mentioned to have a wife and then in one ep casually drop that said wifes surname was Lukas before they got married. this will have no plot relevancy at all, just a little treat for the lesbian lonelyeyes ogs
#everytime I hop on here to post stupid shit and think to myself: there is no way anyone will agree with this#and then all of my mutuals suddenly emerge to support my rambling#so this is me throwing bred crumps at you <33#my beloved pidgeons#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#lonelyeyes#text post#gwen bouchard#tmagp#lesbian lonelyeyes I will die on this hill
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It’s like how can I be so sad when people create videos doing menial tasks to the reba theme song
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Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.
Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.
#ides of march#julius caesar#julius ceaser#march 15#et tu brute#if I had a nickel for everytime Caesar got stabbed i'd have 23 nickels which I personally think is hillarious#stab the caesar#the best way to die is suddenly and unexpected#<- Quote caesar#gaius julius caesar
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Penelope is also Athena's pet/blorbo/special little mortal/etc. and if you think otherwise you're straight up wrong.
You're also wrong if you think Athena only likes Penelope because of Odysseus and/or Telemachus. As if Athena didn't see a young Penelope pull some shit and immediately think "Oh! Another mind to mold! C'mere you! Let's do some riddles and weaving!". Athena was happy that two of her favorite pets have met and fell in love!
#maybe even Athena introduced them! idk#I mean c'mon. Pen is KNOWN for her weaving AND her Cunning and she basically knew that was Odysseus that was in disguise#Athena had to make Penelope go to sleep because she was sad AND she would've figured shit out.#Idc who Athena favored first but Athena definitely favored Penelope even before she was married. I will die/kill on that hill#everytime I see someone minimize/erase/devalue/etc. Penelope I want to bash my head against the wall.#*bangs pots and pans together in rage*#I think some of you only like Penelope because Odysseus likes her :') not all but... enough that it makes me sad.#like I've noticed some people only like my odysseus posts and not my Penelope ones. and oof. ;~; that tells me a lot😞#like yes. she's a bit of an enigma...AND THAT'S THE POINT. She's so intelligent that she's tricking the narrator/audience AND Odysseus!#Mad rambles#penelope#penelope of ithaca#penelope odyssey#penelope of sparta#Water Wife#odyssey#the odyssey#greek mythology#tagamemnon#athena#epic the musical#shot by odysseus#essay
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can i just say i find it so funny that everyone is suspicious of alice because of the way she phrases things but i know with 100% certainty that its nothing to worry about shes just a chronically online tumblrite who speaks that way normally. shes just like me fr
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#alice dyer#bones were invented by big milk yeah im sure they were#i was born down here and ill die down here i say that everytime im at work#like this is normal to me she is a normal girl
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i've been thinking about Bruce and how he designed his suit. ive never read a DC comic ever but i saw someone post a panel from an issue where bruce melts the gun that killed his parents into a chest plate to protect his heart and thats justice or something On That Note im not sure if this is canon but i know i've read about how when Martha and Thomas got shot Thomas' jaw was shot off and the thought of Bruce using the gun that killed his parents to protect him while he avenges their memory while also leaving his jaw to be the most vulnerable part of his batsuit makes me feel things i cant articulate
#i think frownyalfred and/or bruciemilf have written Thomas' the jaw getting shot off#its just crazy that he goes through all this effort to protect his city and bring his parents to justice#but he can still die exactly how his father did everytime he puts puts the cowl on#im not sure if this makes any sense but i have Feelings#the hc of this is still cool in my brain#bruce wayne#batman#the waynes
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