#i didnt realize that jofron and the fool were together but in my defense i also thought she was an old woman for no reason

[stellar-jay]

also im sorry but the jofron thing is so funny like holy shit. you fall in love with the failed white prophet and hes like mourning his catalyst who he was in love with but like its fine because youre picking up the pieces and even though he feels like he failed, YOU have faith in him, if not as a prophet as a person, because you love him. and you build this little life together, and you move in together, and you share a craft and a business and you're his weird little priestess girlfriend and everythings going great and then he comes home one day bridal carrying this emaciated 6 foot something man and says its his catalyst whos alive after all and then you help him nurse him back from the brink of death and then he breaks up with you and just fucks off forever. gone.

and that fitz NEVER NOTICED. like after all this time hes like yeah i guess they DID live together and i guess she DID just mysteriously move out after i showed up but yknow i just assumed that was because i was sleeping in the bed. you know the bed. the only bed. in the hut they lived in together.