#i didnt knew this was the shipname but i love it lmao

[anotherteenageroninternet]

Loving the BFM posting it's a crime honestly that tumblr search returns kpop idols and supposed-to-be thirst traps

Luciver ftw

ISTG its so irritating

and YES BESTIE

[faunusrights]

DIRECTOR'S CUT ON DEEP-DISH REGRET, TOPPED WITH SPITE pls I must know the genius of your mind

this was the ONLY ASK sent in relation to the meme and maybe it’s fitting that this is how i die.

okay so i’m sure i don’t NEED TO but here’s the context for the entire fic in one (1) image. okay. did we all look at it? because that’s it.

WELL OKAY there’s more to this so here we go

so when i first saw this image my first thought i had as to who this would be was blake (because i mean. have you seen blake. what a dumbass) BUT then as i looked for longer i was like ‘yeah but blake doesn’t like the cold. and that’d be cold! and uncomfy. blake wouldn’t do that’. so i was sat there thinking who it might be when i was like ‘oh of course WEISS SCHNEE would have a field day with that shit’, and because i knew i was Right(tm) i started thinking... what sort of situation could Weiss Schnee, top tier bitch and baby shark, end up sleeping in a pizza freezer when it feels like smthng even she would be adamant to do? and w/ the image looking like she rly did just climb in for a nap, i was tryna like. connect the dots of Intent.

so as i sat on this lil egg i figured ‘oh you know what would be funnier? if my big all-time ot3 ended up meeting like this’ and so i figured hey, blake and velvet find weiss in a pizza freezer! and theyre dumb idiots who are gay! and somehow they end up dating! good work brain you’ve really rallied the troops here. EXCEPT AT THE SAME TIME MY BRAIN HAD ALSO BEEN MULLING OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF A HONEY-FRAPP FIC, because this was around the time we developed a shipname (thanks @thegreatersea) for weiss/yang/velvet/blake and i was really hankering to have an excuse to write it. so im sat here, weiss in the freezer, barbecue sauce on my tiddies and i go what if... pizza party!!! yang xiao long LOVES pizza parties!!! because i say so.

so i had my context: yang is turning 20, she’s having a party, blake and velvet need pizza, and weiss is also now an honourary pizza. OH YEAH. IT’S ALL COMIN TOGETHER.

so then i wrote chapter one in a frenzy of like. madness. temporary madness. and i wrote chapter one which we all know and love!!!!!!!!!! and it was pretty easy because the narrative style was a) NUTS and b) FUNNY and basically it was me shitposting with words and i let it get away from me and it was a good time!!! i had a rly good time writing that chapter y’all you can FEEL it.

and then i was done and thought ‘okay well that was stupid lets move on’

but i didnt

and instead a lot of ppl commented on the lil tidbit of weiss just straight up d i s a s s o c i a t i n g and wondered ‘hey whats going on w/ her anyway?’

dont we all want to know

SO I ENDED UP. TRYNA THINK. what WAS weiss doing. why IS she in a freezer. and how can i write weiss actually opening up to people (considering thats her weakest skill of all time, up to and including pretending to be heterosexual) and you know which good egg is rly good at cracking up considerably less good eggs?

yang xiao long

nobody else

SO THEN I WROTE CHAPTER 2, THE PARTY, IN WHICH WEISS TELLS US WHY SHE’S IN THE PIZZA FREEZER. NICE. and that was even BETTER because i do love college au and we had COCO there and there was some PUBLIC BDSM and RUBY WASNT EVEN THERE (BECAUSE SHE WAS RAIDING) and it was ALSO very fun very funnee to write and then i was like ‘oh okay im done here now!’

wrong

very wrong

wrongest

BECAUSE THEN i was like ‘but i did wanna do honey frapp and this is like the closest ive gotten so why not. keep going.’

and now we’re five chapters in and im in hell BECAUSE I DONT ACTUALLY. HAVE A PLOT. LMAO. ALL BECAUSE WEISS WOULD BE THE BITCH TO SLEEP IN A PIZZA FREEZER.

for all in tights and porpoises, i do enjoy writing the fic, but its REALLY HARD to do that when i dont. actually know where we’re going haha. and the fic is becoming less funny as weiss descends further into hell so i have to actually put on my game face to follow this thru BUT. BUT I SWEAR. IT WILL END ONE DAY.

just as soon as i also figure out the new plot for frapp logs v2 lmao bye

so yeah thats deep-dish regret which i named not for weiss but for my own personal vibes yr welcome sluts

[zofias]

tod spoliers 

ever since i finished tower of dawn i’ve been wanting to write down my thoughts about it so here goes nothing lmao feel free to ignore this 

ok so tod started off pretty nicely sjm laid out the southern continent very descriptively and i was thoroughly invested bc well i was totally excited to read tod from the start and when i finally got my hands on it i was ready but not ready lol my emotions about it are just all over the place basically 

anyways i really enjoyed the aspects of the southern continent and the history of it the story of the khagans and how they are chosen was interesting the whole khagan gets to choose which child he/she wants as his/her heir was smth i got truly interested in bc its always the first born child who gets to take the crown or w/e so that was a nice change and the siblings that were introduced in tod were all dissimilar they all had such strengths to be heirs since they all specialized/lead different things like hasar had armadas and lead them sartaq had his aerial army kashin was a solider and controlled the armies on land arghun had his network of spies like i enjoyed that they all were individually so powerful i guess like thru each chapter you’d think the khagan would choose a different sibling but i was really happy that sartaq was chosen tho i did kinda feel like he would end up being heir like it became a bit obvious bc he seemed to be the one who took a stand and was like imma leave if you dont help aelin and co. 

ok lets move onto yrene towers at first i didnt know how to feel about her only bc we didnt get into her character as much yet but when she went to see chaol and nesryn for the first time i was literally laughing also idk why but the dynamic between her chaol in that first meeting made just go yup they gonna fall in love im a sucker for haters to lovers trope ok she literally despised him for a good few chapters lol yrene is freaking amazing and so badass her story was smth i really enjoyed i was really interested in her powers and all about the healers she wanted to make a difference and help her ppl and she got her wish in the end what was really cool about her was that she taught young ppl self defense even tho she knew not so much she wanted to give those girls a change to fight back and when the torre was attacked she knew how frightened that made them and made chaol come teach bc he’d be a good distraction from all the horrors i just really loved the way her mind works she was invested in the art of healing so thoroughly and yrene never backed down she was so determined to find answers like i loved her so much she was amazing slm may have faults but the way she writes female characters is really empowering LISTEN I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YRENE PUSHED HASAR INTO THE WATER i legit started laughing so hard like i needed that it was so good yrene is everything if you dont want to read this book bc of chaol read for yrene ok that’s all im going to say yrene was wonderful 

chaol westfall my first thought about him was ‘my baby i hope you heal and get to fight again’ like reading about how much he didnt like it in his chair was really sad i mean i get it chaol was always really determined and he like being ready to fight and then he lost movement in his legs and his world turned upside down like when yrene was healing him and he was feeling all the darkness and remembering what his father did to him when i read that his father literally pushed/threw him out of the house made me tear up chaol hit his head hard and the son of a bitch father didnt even let chaol’s mother come to him and terrin saw and chaol felt guilty for leaving him i just was so hurt reading that and also few guards helped him leave anielle and his damn father banished them to the mountains like i hated chaol’s father and now i just cant the darkness chaol had in him was so much did he hate himself? i think so but he was so angry and things were haunting him it just made my heart hurt i loved tower of dawn bc we got to see everything about chaol what he felt what he realized it was really good throughout he kept thinking about dorian and always was so loyal to him i love it when they reunite i need sjm to have them hug for a good hour or more tbh like its needed what also made my heart shatter was what he felt for aelin in his darkness you can see how he loved her and his hate for her too like i dont know how to explain it it made me feel idk his darkness was terrible and at some parts i had to put the book down to stop feeling too much idk chaol has gone through so much and it was nice to see what he felt he conquered his darkness and realized and accepted himself his journey was rough but he found himself i was so excited to read this book only bc of him he has always been one of my fav book characters and this made me love him so much more 

CHAROENE???? i dont know chaol and yrene’s shipname but imma tell you i love them together their dynamic was wonderful they slowly became friends and trusted one another they had to somewhat quickly open up to one another bc it was the only way chaol was going to heal physically and emotionally i enjoyed seeing how they developed their relationship it was nice chaol deserved to love someone who cared for him so much my favorite part was when they got into a fight and yrene was walking away and chaol wanted to go after so he willed himself to walk ever so slightly and as he was somewhat getting closer to yrene she began teasing him and moving away to make him walk more it was so cute i liked their relationship a lot they both felt equally comfortable to talk to one another and it was like a balance you know what actually my fav part was their day out in the city when they just rode horses and yrene was healing ppl it was sweet and calm and when they went out to eat just the two of them with no agenda they both deserved smth like that i loved it ik most ppl are going to say sjm wanted to just pair everyone off with a love interest but i love these two it was unexpected esp the fact that they are linked to each other and they’re married!! but i love it im a sucker for that bond stuff ok this relationship made me love tod so much 

nesryn faliq when she was first introduced in queen of shadows i was 50/50 on how i felt about her like i liked her but also somewhat didnt but let me tell you tod made me love her chaol was an idiot for using her as he did and she realized it and it seemed she was ok with it but i loved that she got to have her adventure i loved that she got to return to home and see her family she got to explore the lands of antica with sartaq and kadara what made me like her more was that she was didnt let opportunities pass her by she decided to go with sartaq and find her adventure on her own tho i did sort of predict that her and sartaq were going to become a thing after their little flight on kadara in the beginning idk it just seemed like they would be a thing which they did but i liked it she deserved someone like sartaq there was a lot of mutual respect in their relationship which i admired i loved that thru nesryn we got to learn more about antica and the history and everything like its her home and we got to see what she felt and loved about it that was my favorite thing i also loved that she got her own ruk!! AND NESRYN CAN SING that was so amazing like it adds so much more to her i love her 

a few other things one FUCKING MAEVE IS A VALG QUEEN I HATE HER like that made me so mad and now i want to know how everyone will react to this and what they will do i hope aelin NO ROWAN RIPS HER TO SHREDS another thing lysandra and falkan being her uncle was amazing i loved that we got to learn somewhat as to how lysandra got her powers butterfly the horse made this book a million times better again yrene pushing hasar into the water was hilarious hasar deserved it lmao i really wished someone did smth like to arghun kadara deserves appreciation for being an awesome ruk when she got trapped in the spiderweb i was a wreck also again MAEVE IS A VALG QUEEN what on earth and duva being possessed by valg and throwing her younger sister off a balcony i cried and duva was pregnant that was just so sad im so happy that yrene saved her life im happy that one else died i mean chaol came close obviously again and yrene and him are now linked which is cool but also like terribly dangerous i want to see what sjm is going to do with that the healers were so cool i loved reading about the torre and the origins and everything i hope we get to see more about them yrene is bringing hundreds of them with her so it could be a possibility there was just so much going on in this book lmao

i know i just hit the surface with a lot of this but i really wanted to get my view on the three mains out chaol yrene and nesryn are amazing and you know what i loved that this book was about them finding out where they fit into this war thats booming chaol was uncertain and felt he had nothing to offer bc he was injured but realized that the chair wasnt limiting him but he himself was nesryn found that she can be her own adventure she found that her home country was her place yrene discovered that her powers could save people who are possessed by the valg and that was epic i loved that this book was more about all these characters discovering who they are rather than anything else i loved it so much i was so excited for it and it didnt disappoint me 

if you read my stupid rambling i am so grateful for you haha thank you if you want to leave your opinion go right ahead whether it agrees with mine or not im up for anything lmao also there are probably so many spelling errors im so sorry lol 

~EDIT~ UM I FORGOT TO ADD ABOUT THE FIREHEART CHAPTER I COULDNT HANDLE IT IT RUINED ME OK IM JUST NOT OK AND THE FACT THAT MAEVE HAS AND MAEVE IS VALG MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE I JUST THIS IS TERRIFYING AELIN BETTER BE OKAY I NEED HER TO BE OKAY!!!