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[possum-tooth]

knock on wood but can today get any worse

[godsiick]

I made my appointment. Got prescribed literal ketamine. Got home safe.

[apocalypticseagull]

As she should Billy is a lucky guy (and maybe he can find another guy to admire besides jay)

ransom (pt 2) ☆ jay halstead

summary: in which y/n is rescued and jay has something to say.

warnings: language, guns, mentions of injury

a/n: I’m actually incredibly proud of this lmaooo. I love writing more light hearted pieces and am so happy so many of you loved the first part. many people requested a part two and hope you enjoy this also! - love emie <3

PART ONE

Lees verder

[nut4shuri]

DATING LETITIA WRIGHT PRT 2!!🤎

Since yall loved the first one ive decided to make a second one.

(this one is a little shorter tho)

Letitia grew up in the UK,meaning she didnt have much knowledge to how things work in the US,cultural,lifestyle,and just a new atmosphere wise.

She's always so in awe by everything about you.

Whys your hair so damn long? Is it so i can pull it."" She said as she combed through the long locks of silky hair.(That 40 inch,yall know it.)

"No it's not so you can pull it,pull my shit its gone be me an you."

She smirked "Or it could just be me in you." she said as she gathered your hair together playfully bending you over the bathroom sink.

"Nasty Ass"

"Where's the rest of your shirt baby" she said as she attempted to pull the cropped tee down lower.

"And yall these are the Good4thebody Blue jeans from shein they're so comfy and they really shape the body" you walked into the camera attempting to give a quick 360 but letita walked in front of you.

"Yall good. Yall dont gotta see all that" she said

"Girl get out my video."

Meeting Your Family

“Y/N who's your friend?“

"Your daughter is just a handful."

Your family chuckled as every one sat at the dinner table,taking in laughs,making jokes,and the atmosphere just felt so right.

Many different Dishes sat on the tables,Greens,Yams,Cornbread,Beans,Chicken,Etc.

"Shes been like that since she was younger"your mom said as she let of a big and vibrant smile.

"Y/N come help mama with the dishes" your mama spoke.

"I like her.."she said making you smile.

"I do to mommy."

"Is she good to you,she seems sweet and full of love"

"Shes amazing,i wouldn't ask for anyone else."

"Well you know what im finna say.."

"Mama..you do know she's a girl-“

“girl yesss“ your mama said laughing.

“I meant like are y'all planning on adoption or something..“

“hmm maybe we haven't really talked about children yet mama.“

"Well you know i want some grandbabies"

You walked and stopped in the door way of the living room. Letita sat talking to your aunts.

"Y/N girl you done got thick on us." Your aunt said as you walked past.

"You been eating good"

"I have."

"She has." Letita looked at you with a smirk.

Yall do fun things like Tik Toks,Vlogs,Pranks And ETC.

“girl no that's wrong way!“ you said as you attempted to teach your girlfriend a new trending dance.

“I be seeing them edits y'all be making about me.“ lettita said as she laid stretched out on the bed beside you,she had her hood on and low eyes. She smiled cocky at her camera making you mug her.

“yeah and y'all better just keep wishing the fuck.“ you said making her chuckle.

“yeah y'all know y/n crazy as he'll. .“

“whatever.“ you said mugging her. She was feeling herself a lil too much.

“come onnn“ you said attempting to pull your girlfriend to the backseat of the car.

She licked her lips and looked at you speaking in a raspy voice “if I come back their,you not gone be able to walk for a month. Now get your narrow ass back up here and put on this seat belt y/n.“

She was always so sweet to you no matter what.making sute you ate and making sure you got ate...

“ma you hungry?“

“ma you want some taco bell?“

“ma whatchu want from the store?“

“I bought you breakfast in bed mamass“

“you want some head?“

She always took you on set whenever she filmed. Making sure you got everything you wanted while their and where was comfortable as you could be.

“you ok ma? You need anything.“ she said as she rubbed your thigh lightly.

You smiled shaking your head and taking a sip of your water sitting back in your chair.

She treated you like the queen you where and would t let up for nun. She constantly reminded you that you where the baddest no matter what.

“ma you dont need no plastic surgery.“

“but..“

“but nothing.“ she said using her hand to raise your chin.

“you beautiful as fuck.“

END

[lunar-fey]

vent or whatever.

when y. when you dont get to eat dinner bc youre broke bc youre disabled and cant hold a job and your parents buy your food but they dont believe in things like "digestive disorders" or "dietary needs" so they basically tell you to either eat something that will make you sick or not eat at all bc they cant go to 3 different places to pick up food and skerples already cant eat the food everyone else eats (autism). and then they get mad at YOU when youre like okay. guess i will not eat then. because they are like ogh youre just being mean because you hate me stip trying to be special and eat it even though it makes you sick like the rest of us >:( like SORRY id rather not eat at all than eat something that will make me throw up. (me and dad have had extended arguments over this. he truly cannot understand this concept and thinks that everyone should eat things that they hate or that make them sick because its food and no one should ever be allowed to like. customize their food or get something else))

they did get me like some potatoes but 1. its like. 3 bites worth (none of us knew it would be that small) and it also tastes awful (i really didnt want to get anything but again they got really pissed at me for saying i just wouldnt eat then (not even like. in a passive agressive way i was just like. uhhh well i think im too sick to eat any of this. itll be fine) and looked like they were gonna cry about me not getting food. like idk but if you care that much about me eating then maybe stop picking the same 2 fast food places that you KNOW and have known for years that i cant eat at. maybe then you wouldnt have to feel bad or whatever. or maybe the real issue is just that you WANT to feel wronged by me + a refusal to accept that people can be sick for their whole lives bc you have been sick for your whole life but refuse to accept it. mom literally cant work and is on ssi bc of her disabilities but also disabilities arent real and no on has them and everyone can just try hard enough to overcome their symptoms. except her of course, because shes your wife. but fuck those kids tho. no matter how old they get they are still too young to have any type of medical problem, because kids are immune to medical problems and adults can simply will them away.)

anyway this time it was taco bell but also just because i want to get this off my chest too im adding it. normally they get like burgers and i can only tolerate mcdonalds burgers and bk to an extent (as far as wjats availble here. i knos everyone hates mcd burgers but they dont upset my stomach like everything else. idk why. they dont taste like a burger but whatever they do taste like is good to me. mostly i think they just taste like salt) and the sheer RAGE dad flies into every SINGLE time he asks what i want and i say i want a cheeseburger with no mustard. he LOOSES HIS SHIT. EVERY SINGLE TIME HE YELLS AT ME FOR IT. im like sorry man but if its got mustard im not gonna eat it. its disgusting. i dont want you to waste money on food im not going to eat. and he gets SO MAD. he doesnt WANT to save money; he wants me to be the perfect little military brat he tried to raise me as who never speaks unless spoken to or asks questions and does as hes told and eats disgusting slop and vomits and says thank you sir. can i please have more sir. and it AINT ME.

anyway if you wanted to know why im bad at starting conversations and you read this far uh. now you know. the ability to speak to someone else first got beaten out of me its not even anxiety i get so scared of getting introuble for starting a conversation that i black out and forget every single interest ive ever had. BUT if someone else starts for me im okay <3

[wndaswife]

hihihihi merry late christmas!! how was ur christmas? i'm no longer sick god bless #covidfree it's the last day of 2022 and i don't rlly know how to feel abt it

what did u get for christmas?,!/?/!?? i got some books shoes and money also i'm abt to buy that book u posted abt it sounds rlly good

i've been playing a shit ton of minecraft this week omfg i've got at least 10 hours logged in the past 3 days i swear anyways today i went to taco bell and tried their weird potato taco.. shit was nasty i don't recommend..

i relistened to flowers for vases by hayley williams and god i forgot how good it was i recommend🙏🙏

anyways i didnt rlly have anything to say but happy new years!! or new year🧌 idk what time zone ur in

-🫡

hi merry christmas!!! yay!!!! no more covid :D in time for new years! yeah it's 31st here now too >_< time is rly just passing us by wow

me too! book and money and a few clothes :> omg are u rly!!!!!!!! i hope u like it! update me when you start it :D it's a lot darker than in secret, idk if you've seen the movie but it's a lot darker tho the characters ofc have a lot more development n explanation of their personalities n stuff! personally i rly liked reading about thérèse <3

my greatest memory in minecraft was when i built a tardis (just attached it to a mountain LOL) but when i logged back in one day it was taken over by lava </3 im bad at minecraft im not creative enough

potato taco.. i just searched it up HAHA it looks so... random?? it's a weird concoction

i'll try and remember to listen to this asap!

happy new year's eve to u too <333

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for Friends to Lovers with Rodrick Heffley

Rodrick Heffley x reader

warnings: mentions of a bad home life

a/n: YALL I FUVKING DID IT AND IM TERRIFIED OF THE REPERCUSSIONS

prompt: y/n and rodrick have been friends for a long time, so long boundaries seem to be blurred

you’ve actually known rodrick since elementary school

it all started when he asked you to join his band

“i can play drums, you can play the tambourine because that’s the only other instrument i have! it’ll be wicked!”

your band lasted a week and only had one gig, it was for rodrick’s parents

who LOVED you by the way

they somehow permitted you to sleepover almost every other day, you practically lived at their house

FOR YEARS you did this

terrorizing lil greg

“what’s he gonna do, pee his diaper?”

“rodrick!!!”

always trick or treating together, exchanging candy when you got back go his house (or occasionally yours)

you guys didnt like hanging at your house, your parents were kind of....a lot to handle

starting middle school together, wreaking havoc on all the teachers

rodrick did it to impress you, according to mr. and mrs. heffley

but he’d give you a stupid little smirk from across the classroom after he got scolded so you believed them

whenever anyone gave you shit at school, rodrick wouldn’t hesitate to step in and show them who’s boss

“rodrick, you’re gonna get detention again!”

“yeah, well, i’m not gonna let them be mean to you”

you went to his house after school most days, sometimes you’d get there first while he was in detention

mrs. heffley had after school snacks

“y/n, why don’t you play some video games with greg while you wait for rodrick to get home?”

playing wii sports with greg, who cried when you won

you also had time to do homework while you waited, rodrick usually copied afterwards

when rodrick came home, he’d drag you to the garage to show you his drum skills

he hit himself in the head with his drumstick

“ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark”

next step was high school, which was a weird step up

but you guys had each other

you still spent most nights at the heffley residence, but you had to sleep on the couch instead of on the floor in the attic (aka rodricks lair)

“you two are growing up, so we think it’s best that you don’t sleep in the same room together, right?”

rodrick emptied one of his drawers for you to put your clothes in

but you still end up stealing his clothes half the time

“i wish i could be mad, but you wear all of my clothes better than me”

subconsciously doing couple-y things without realizing it

like rodrick would pull you closer to him when you two were together, put his arm around you, give you his jacket, etc

“are you guys serious? you’ve got to be dating!” -everyone

“rodrick, when are you and y/n going to get together?” -mr. and mrs. heffley

the answer was always the same: “we’re just friendssssss”

watching his band practice and cheering him on no matter what

you’re his guest vocals ☺️

when he got the van, it was a whole new world for you guys

you could go out wherever whenever

(with parent approval usually)

“wanna go ride around for a little while? hit a gas station and get a bunch of candy?”

“do you even have to ask?”

watching scary movies in his room

“platonic” cuddling in his bed

stuffing your face in the crook of his neck during scary scenes

“come on, y/n! it’s not that bad!”

him having to hold onto you for comfort so you’d keep watching with him

sometimes falling asleep together and his mom or dad coming to check on you later

“alright, time for bed! y/n, you get your usual couch...”

laughing your ass off at rodrick when he messes with greg

manny loves you, sometimes rodrick is jealous of the attention you give to his baby brother instead of him

rodrick scooping you up in his arms when you least expect it, never fails to make you scream

“hey there, hot stuff”

“you’re impossible!”

roller skating together, he held your hand the whole time bc he was worried you’d fall

his friends ENDLESSLY taunt him over your relationship

when he makes plans with others, he always says “let me ask y/n first�� which just SENDS his friends oh my god

“dude, that’s your s/o!”

“no, they’re not! shut up!”

hating being apart a lot its so stressful

sometimes you’d have a pretty hard time at home and show up to his house at odd hours, but you were always welcome

you have your own key

“hey, what’s wrong?”

“my parents...they’re just the worst”

rodrick knows its bad when you start crying

he took you up to his room and played some music (quietly as not to wake the house)

you laid on top of him while he rubbed your back and told you that he was there for you

dozing off on him, as per usual

dude, the amount of pictures you have? astronomical

you playing his drums, the two of you going 🤘, an actual nice picture of you guys, him carrying you on his back, kiddos on your first day of school by year, you kissing his cheek “platonically”

comforting him when he was having his own hard times, whether it be an argument with his parents/greg, difficulties with musical inspiration, or anything else

“come here, you need a hug”

“i need several”

“you’ll get ‘em”

talent show! talent show! talent show!

you completely cussed out the rest of his band before they went on bc they had the audacity to replace him

but greg managed to save the day

“greg, my dude, give me a high five, that was awesome”

he wasn’t actually half bad but like, his mom kinda stole the show

more joyrides in the van

absolutely BLASTING the music in there while you and rodrick sat on the floor in the back and ate the taco bell you’d just picked up

“dude, you gotta try my potato griller, it’s a godsend”

“okay, but try this slushie, its so good. i mean, not as good as a 7-eleven slushie, but it’s up there”

finishing your food and laying in the van for another hour bc you just loved each other’s company

but after sitting together alone for so long, you felt like there was something left to do, what was it?

you and rodrick were moving around a bunch and ended up next to each other sitting against the wall of the van

you looked over at each other and hesitated before leaning in to kiss

and you guys kissed for a while

okay, so, you made out on the floor of his van with led zeppelin playing in the background

✨magical✨

it wasn’t awkward or anything, just long overdue

okay it was a little awkward actually

“well, that was” *clears throat* “that was cool or whatever”

“yeah...wanna do it again?”

“oh, for sure”

not like it was a surprise to anyone when you announced you were FINALLY dating

“wait, you guys just started dating? i thought you’d been together for like, at least 5 years” -mr. heffley

“this is great! obviously, we’ll need to set up some boundaries so that everyone is comfortable and safe, but yay for young love!” -mrs. heffley

“gross” -greg

mrs. heffley wrote a column in the newspaper about you titled “my teenage son’s fantastic significant other”

not much changed after you and rodrick got together, just kissing, “i love you’s” and more teasing from friends and school faculty

“we were all rooting for you two, actually!” -the teachers

summer vacation with him

it was always SWEET

going to the pool together, he’d usually lay out on the chairs with you but you were able to drag him into the pool a few times

“come onnnn, it’ll be funnnn”

“you’re lucky you’re cute”

hugs from behind!!! kisses on the top of ur head!!!!

PROM AH HAH HAH

seeing rodrick in a tux was too funny for you, you almost couldn’t stop laughing (especially at the eyeliner he insisted on wearing)

but he just couldn’t stop staring at you

“rodrick!”

“what?! you’re stunning!”

honestly, prom wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

you danced like maniacs for a few songs and ended up ditching early on

but you did end up renting a bunch of movies and getting tonssss of snacks and changing into pajamas as soon as you got to his house

im talking popcorn, candy bars, ice cream, cans of pop, chips, chicken nuggets and so on

and also passing out on each other

“i think i love you a little more, i didn’t know that was possible”

“i have that effect on people”

he makes u breakfast before his mom gets the chance though

“pancakes? for me?”

“i put chocolate chips in them too, you’re gonna love them”

(they were a lil bit burned, still good tho)

you guys really did just spot on get each other

okay but i know you also roast each other sometimes so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

relationship goals, honestly

fresh outta ideas 🤠 goodnight

[wanderrlust0]

nfr in the flesh😭 I didnt buy itttt even tho i really wanted to but its just like why is this album not common for selling like i always see born to die everywhere and it’ll be less than half this price. ugh one day i will probably get it; im fine with waiting. i also might end up getting a cd of it first and im satisfied with just owning a cd of this album. i did end up buying a charli xcx cd and it was her newest album crash. so random how i only recently started listening to her more and now im here buying her cd for my music collection. im a little high rn so im writing a lot more than usual. i took an edible and its mostly out but theres still some lingering effects. i had late night taco bell and somehow it always tastes really satisfying for munchies // 9.6.22

[daddy-daichis]

Yesterday the very beautiful and talented @fuwari-s tagged me in this game and since that post is already really long i figured id make a new one lol  (Also thank you for tagging me, it made me so happy)

The Game: Tag your 2D lovers + the other trend I saw yesterday and wanted to do which is Would you actually date them IRL. So ill put that under the cut because it is a lot.

HQ: Atsumu, Daichi, Issei, Bokuto, Hinata, and Kyoutani

BNHA: Bakugou, Denki, and Hawks

JJK: Sukuna and Mei Mei

Others: Kagami from KNB, Levi and Jean from AOT, and Mikoto Suoh from K

So if you want to know if i would date them irl that is below the cut lol

As for tagging... if you want to do it :) @eijirosriot @bokutosnumberonefan @hinosreis @tetsus-kitten @sugawarakoushihoe @mynameisjackattack and anyone else who wants to do one or both of these challenges.

Alright so would i date these men (+ mei mei) in real life. Short answer is yes lmao. Long answer, with some headcanons that may or may not  venture into 18+ category but only slightly. all aged up to be my age which is 26.

Atsumu - PLEASE, YES

we would be so chaotic together but he would also be really loving. As long as he can still prioritize me in a relationship, not over volleyball, just as much, then we will be golden. We would have such a good time and i feel like we would have a lot of fun bickering, which i really enjoy. Play fighting as a form of foreplay, if you will lmao. We’d probs be friends in HS and then get together after he starts playing for MSBY and he is secured in his position (and himself tbh). I just love this cocky bastard. he also gives me switch vibes and as a switch, i love that for me.

Daichi - YES

All i need is to be wrapped in his arms on the daily and i would be happy. Man would know how to take care of me and that is all. Love of my life, too good for this world. Wholesome husband. He would be able to manage my crazy side and chill me out when i get to anxious. I would want to be bratty just to get him to drop his good guy routine sometimes and I feel like he would like that.

Issei - YES

Funeral home employee can get it. Matsukawa Horse cock Issei can whisk me off my feet and straight into bed. we would have a lot of fun picking on oikawa together (out of love of course) but we would balance each other out a lot. His darker humor would go well against my lighter humor. Also I feel like our level of hotness is pretty comparable... like we aren't the prettiest in the friend group but still good (if that makes sense)

Bokuto - YES

Big ball of sunshine to light up my day, he would literally fuck the sad out of me every day I just know it. Like atsumu, as long as I am a priority to him itll work out. We also kind of have the same sad moods so I feel like we could either both just curl up on the couch together and watch a movie or bring the other out of a funk easily. I love this giant himbo so much.

Hinata - most likely yes

Pretty much the same reasons as bokuto but I feel like I would get drained of his energy faster, so he would def have to cuddle me more. For everyone else so far I can imagine being high school sweethearts, but with hinata i think he wouldnt settle down until later, or even start dating so it would probably be a lot of pining and watching him from the side lines for a while, which would be really hard tbh. but the way he would smile at me after a match would make it worth it so...

 Kyoutani - Hard YES

I love a boy with anger issues, what can i say... (cough couch my irl husband with anger issues couch couch) I would love to be his weak spot and the one person he would go to to help him not feel angry anymore. I think that my fun personality would help him to unbox himself a bit. I just want to give him cuddles and a place to feel accepted. id also i KNOW hes a monster in bed... 

Bakugou - FUCKING HARD YES, PLEASE

if he was real the things i would do to and for him... A lot like kyoutani i would want to give him a place where hes accepted, and a place where he is unconditionally loved. I would be able to handle his misguided anger and calm him down and give him space. I headcanon that hes very cuddly in private to just his S/O which is something that i love. I love his lil smirk and would do anything to get him to smirk at me. As long as he is able to set me as a priority it would work out, but that would be what he struggles with so it would be a thing we would have to talk about. But I also feel that once you say something about it he would check in with you because of course he has to be the best bf/husband. I feel like I could talk for hours about him so Ill just wrap it up by saying that I love me a passionate man who would probs be a lil possessive, and I would use that to my advantage. 

Denki - GOD YES

I really do think that denki and I are soulmates. we are both the perfect blend of funny, pervy, while still being soft. I feel like there would be a lot of mutual pining at first but he would end up the golden retriever gamer boy to my alt bisexual and thats just the perfect pairing. We would pull so much shit and then get away with it because thats just us being us. I see us being scolded by bakugou a lot for the stupid shit we would pull. Also late night drives in his shitty tuned car to taco bell while we sing alt rock songs from the 2010s. also the switch vibes are immaculate.

 Hawks - Probably

So it would honestly depend a lot on what version of hawks.. him in the hero commission is a no, because he wouldnt be able to be honest with me about a lot of stuff. Like his name, or when i can see him again, and that would give me too much anxiety. When hes free of them and is actually allowed to be himself I think it could work then. I know that he of course wants to still be the best hero, so he would have the same problems as bakugou with finding a balance, but if he wants to i think he could. He would also have a lot of trauma from his relationship with his parents and the commission so I dont know if he would be able to give his love away as freely as he wants so we could get therapy together. I love that for us. But i would happily wake up next to this beautiful birb man if he would have me.  

Sukuna - A hesitant yes

so.. the anger issues that ive mentioned before.. yes. I would like sukuna. I would be his lil bride and sit on his lap on his throne as long as he didnt kill my loved ones or my cats lmao. I would also be ok with being his and itadoris gf while hes living in itadoris head. being with him is just asking for an unhappy ending tho, whether its a life always on the run, or someones trying to kill me, or someones trying to kill him, or hes trying to kill someone. But yes i would like to be with him but that would mean sacrificing a lot. 

Mei Mei - god yessssss..

Please Mei Mei step on me and make me ur lil house wife. I see us living in a pent house apartment with the most breathtaking view of the Tokyo skyline. I would want for nothing and she could take me where ever she wanted and i would just follow her around with heart eyes.

 Kagami - YES

my basketball husband! i love him and would love to be loved by him. Id follow him wherever. He would take care of me and is just so dreamy.. also i guess the mild anger issues.. but hes really not that bad. He would just be such a good s/o. He would cook us nice dinners, wed have a few cats, and he would carry me around a lot because hes so strong. While were on the topic of strong... his stamina... everyone on this list probably has good if not great stamina... but kagami just hits different..... have you seen him in the zone? have you seen his thighs? his sex zone has got to be incredible. 

 Levi - Yes

I was going to say it depends, but really it doesn't... if were in the aot universe and hes my captain and I fall in love with him u can bet ur ass im gonna try and get with him because i could die at anytime. if its some au where he is here in our universe and somehow we meet... like of course im gonna be in love with him. our height difference isnt too bad, im only like an inch or 2 taller than him. I think we would both have a great time together. I would make him laugh, and he would help me clean, because lord knows I hate cleaning. BUT i hate cleaning because its something that I always have to do alone, and I feel like levi would have us be cleaning together like he makes the scouts do. and hes just so sexy... 

Jean - big yes

This beautiful handsome man... idk what to even say about him. Hes strong, funny, handsome, cocky, but very much full of love. would love to run away from the world with him. I feel like if he was in love with me before *tries not to give away spoilers* the marco incident (?) that after he would become very clingy and attached and im ok with that. There would have to be lots of cuddles and reassurances and i just want to see him happy and not at war, with both real life people and himself... id give him the best kisses and he would become addicted to them. 

Mikoto - No? But maybe...

I feel like we could be.. but if you watched the show then you know.. But i would love to be Homra’s princess TBH. No one would mess with me or they would have to face the wrath of my big fire boyfriend and his whole ass gang. But on the other hand I feel like Mikoto wouldnt allow himself to fall in love, so it would probably be a hush hush topic. everyone knows the boss and I are in an entanglement, but they cant talk about it. Then Anna starts asking questions to Mikoto and he has to come clean to her, which would be so cute. He tells her is a secret but she doesn't care lmao. in conclusion, I would want to, but I dont think he would let me.... Maybe friends with benefits tho....

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ok if you read all this im officially in love with you. Please take my heart. 

This took me like 2 hours to do because I love thinking about it so much. if you have any thoughts about any of this hop into my dms or comment on this because id love to hear them (especially if you think i belong with one more than the others lmao). 

[liluziversity]

Do all the odd questions for the weird ask post

thank u i just saw this :)

1. if you have a lighter, what color is it?

i do not own a lighter, but if i did it would be cool as shit and like black. hot rod flames.

3.do you like pasta?

there are few things i like more

5. are you only doing this because you’re bored?

partially yes, but also mostly bc i enjoy doing these and i dont usually get asked to do them

7. can you swim?

i can swim but im not too crazy about either the beach or the pool, so i dont do it often

9. which do you prefer, cotton candy or funnel cake?

i've never had funnel cake bc it kinda looks like ass, but cotton candy is goat tier sweets anyway so cotton candy all the way

11. bass or drums?

bass is universally cool

13. can we be friends?

sure, why not : )

15. what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?

my dad never used to never let me flush, he was allowed our sole flush of the household it was so gross. idk it's weird

17. an earliest obsession you remember?

hmmm kingdom hearts maybe?

19. zombies or vampires?

vampires all day or should i say night .............

21. your first celebrity crush?

hayley williams. hayley if u see this dm me i still love u

23. five words that describe you?

i would say hm.. studious, weeb, tall, thirsty, tired

25. can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? 

absolutely not

27. books or films? 

books 100% i love reading and rereading my favorite parts

29. the last thing you ate? 

taco bell i tried that new burrito and it fucks

31. have you gotten bit by a dog? 

i used to have a dog so maybe? most likely, but never so bad that i remember it, and never by one i didnt know

33. a song that gets stuck in your head? 

high hopes :/ perma always in my head just from hearing the phrase

35. a school subject youre good with?

math math math i love math i could do it all day

37. do you shop at thrift stores? 

a couple times but i would love to go more, but the ones closest to me are all like 45+ min away driving

39. is there wise words you live by? 

“soulja boy suck em”

41. you gotta have a favorite beatles song, what is it 

LOL

43. what do you remember from your childhood? 

this one time i had a hole in my favorite blue shirt and i was super scared of anyone knowing bc my mom used to rip them and she found out when it was in the laundry and she came to my room and was like “oh did you see this hole?” and i was like “yes i did please dont do it dont-” and then she ripped it and i remembered how loud it was and how devastated i was and now i refuse to own any plain blue t shirts bc they make me sad

45. favorite tea? 

historically matcha but i recently got this chamomille and honey one thats really really good a little expensive but it might be my new fav

47. book stores or record stores? 

book stores every time. I don’t really care much for records, and book stores smell nice. I’m not one to linger tho, get me out once i’ve made my purchase.

49. what scents do you like? 

ask john green

[thefleshmustgrow]

under readmore bc this shit gets rly fucking weird after a while srsly warning if ur gonna read this bc i feel sick from the dream

claps hand right so fucking

im skipping past the parts that dont make sense bc it dont rly turn into any kind of story till here ok so like i was in the car with my dad n sister and brother and i wasnt feeling well bc awake me had heart burn ig

we stop for somthing to eat at this place thats like a combo dairy queen, tim hortons, some fish fast food place and taco bell. also i can turn into a fukin goldfish for some reason so i do that.

theres this dude on tv but the tv is like a 2 way comune device. hes the owner of the worlds largest fish farming biusnes and owns the fish shop were eating in and he sees the goldfish and goes m lets cook that and i tell him to fuck off

so hes like whatttt a talking goldfish lets get some scientests on that and i turn back into me and use my deadname for some reasno ig in the dream im not out publicly either

and i tell him to fuck off and its this big thing he gets rly pissed and he tries to tell me i have to give him three compliments a day if i want to still use anything he owns and im like no 3 a week at max and hes like ok and also he wants to meet me for some reason

and this is were the stuff starts to get, weird.

so i jump thru a portal of some kind and it takes me to this tropicalish wetlands reiver were im meeting him. at thius point i reveal i can just shapeshift in general so like ok cool whatever.

some irelevent dream stuff happens and im partially in the water and theres these giant fish and someone goes oh no pirahnahs and im like no, piranahs r small and reltivly harmless to living creatures actually.

but like these weird fish r still there so its like ok, then the dude is there and aparenlty industrialism has goten wildlife fucked up and its a big secret. but suposedly thats also how i can shapeshift i tell him. at this point ive turnd one of my arms into a long alien tentical and i have tenticales sticking out from under the dress im wearing.

so its this big thing. and uh, lil time skip here more dream stuff that dosnt translate to awakeness.

so at this poijnt its kind of revealed that the end of the world is coming from higher forces. this dudes wife desends like and angel and shes holding this rly fleshy blobby constantly shifting baby that also has a halo made of flesh. she tells me their name is angel and the world would have already been ended if angel didnt come to like the world and decide not to.

so now angel is the only thing that can stop whats coming. its all baby themed for some reason. theres this didy as the dreams changes perspective to show the armies coming that goes like “we must fix it from the startt!”

everythings super body horrory at this point to anyway his wife tells me abt his daugter aparently angel has been watching over her for a long time and thats why angel dosnt wana doomsday stuff..

and so aparntly the daughter likes to eat in bed at night and thats cool but ig some of the doomsday babies came down and stated force feeding her and she nearly died. and idont want to describe it bc it was in incredibly sigurbing detail involing a tube and shit anyway so angel comes in later to find this out and angel is rly upset

so angel tells her mom and there out to stop this doomsday stuff.

again i wnaa remind u this is all super body horrory, fleshy, creepy stuff.

umm skip more stuff and im not prespective on me anymore. theres some confusing stuff here of exatly WHAT is being done but ppl r in a spaceship and like the rest of the universe has been corupted, the effect of witch is gliter. but the hero group has managed to scrounge what they need to save everything witch is like some kind of save file they have to find.

cue one of the ppl on bord mentining glitter. hes been infected. the infection spreads rapidly thru the ship till one person remains who has to jump onto this device and start searching for the save file on a shrunken down earth.

they find it. but this dude whos like a rectangle gets hungry and eats it. so our protag has to, jump thr the screen and go INSIDE this dude all shruinks down.

and its all like machinary themed but still fleshy in there and he jumps into this elevator going into the stomache and this flesh dude pulls him out bc ig thats part of the imune system and hes like hey u cant do that yank.

but going down there is the only way to get the save file so our protag tries again. cant rly explain to this imune system dude tho so the imune system dude thinks hes trying to comit susicde and is trying to console him on the conveyer belt. and describing whatl happen if he does go down there. protag dosnt care hes saving reality hes doing what he must.

imune system dude gets crushed in the converyer as some rly sad music plays and the protag reaches the end of the convery. and thats kinda were i woke up.

i can only describe this so well bc im mostly getting it off my mind bc like i said this was all incredibly disturbing and i feel a little sick from it all.

[lucasseliott]

thanks @lepetitepeach for tagging me! 🥰(i love that you tag me in all of these, theyre fun haha)

i think ive done a similar one to this before, but its been months so here ya go

nicknames: some people call me lou or luc (with an s sound, idk how to spell that lol), my parents sometimes call me lulabelle (lololol), mainly just lucy is fine tho thanks

zodiac sign: aquarius sun, taurus moon, cancer rising (had a proper look into horoscopes for this never looked at my moon or rising sign before!)

height: 172cm (about 5ft 7in) 

hogwarts house: slytherin!! 

last thing i googled: my horoscope lol, but before that i was doing some more research for my trip for paris for eil, train tickets etc. MUCH HYPE!

favourite music: my main genres on spotify atm are indie, pop, rock and electronic/dance, which seems about right, but honestly im not against anything unless its like country music lol

song stuck in my head: on a roll - ashley o (that song from the black mirror ep miley cyrus was in, its a bop tbf)

what i follow: natasha mentioned the heartstopper comic in hers and YESS I LOVE, i also have three blogs on here: my main ( @toomanyotpfeels ) which ive had for like 7 years, its gone through a lot but atm its mostly emmerdale, twenty one pilots and some other posts, my second blog is this one and its just skam content all day and night, and my third blog ( @sweetteatrash ) which is a timothee chalamet fan blog where i just reblog random timmy content...

followers: main blog: 326, this blog: 1819, timmy blog: 6 (looool, follow for random timmy spam pls)

do i get asks: only really on this blog, and only really if i reblog one of those ask game things hahaha, sometimes random asks about things ive posted as well but rarely (send me asks im lonely)

amount of sleep: i try and get 8, doesnt always happen, id say it can be between 6-10 depending on what im doing that day.

what i’m wearing: currently in bed, so have on some batman shorts pjs, love that for me

dream job: literally not a damn clue ahhhh, something to do with social media maybe? i studied digital tv production in uni and the transmedia bits always interested me the most. but im lazy and my current job is a 10min walk away from me so im cruising atm haha

dream trip: new york pls and thank you, various other places in europe (lol we shall see how that goes after brexit...), and hopefully canada and new zealand at some point too

favourite food: sushi i love!, indian food i always get prawn pakora and chicken korma sooo good, chinese food i live for sweet and sour chicken and like every starter on the menu, but also if im in a restaurant you can always catch me trying to find the chicken caesar salad on the menu (my friends make fun of me for it)

languages: english is my only fluent language, i have studied german/french/spanish in school, none of it stuck, and also im learning norwegian on duolingo does that count?

favourite songs: slowtown - twenty one pilots, holding on to you - twenty one pilots, lethargy - bastille, lavender - two door cinema club, trees - twenty one pilots, sweet - brockhampton, brazil - declan mckenna, that sound - sam fender, fairly local - twenty one pilots (basically every top song ever to exist ever, even that taco bell saga one dear god) this question is so hard, i just named like a random few songs from the top of my head hahaha

random fact: im half irish on my dads side (republic of ireland, not the north...)

i defo word vomited a bit here, wouldnt blame you if you didnt read this far hahaha

imma tag: @srodvlv, @mickey-milkovich, @saphy-supernova, @chelou-mecs-in-love, @breakalltheclocksandthemirrors, @jebentnietalleen, @feathered-minds

[dweebobeebo-blog]

Come over here and make me- BU

Warnings: SMUT.

R:

Words: 1209

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Normally, I'm never this on edge sure I have my days, but today is worse than any other I literally absolutely just wanna like make everyone shut up and stop talking for the whole day even if it means ripping their voice boxes out. Okay not really but you get the jist right?

Brendon, my best friend, normally is really good about making sure I'm happy, trying to make me laugh whether I'm sad or mad, but today he was ornery and didnt do that he somewhat egged it on. Everyone was here, and something wasnt right. The guys kept giving him shit, and me of course but today I just couldn't handle it I wanted to scream.

"Let's go eat" Kenny says "maybe shell cheer up and stop being mean"

"I'm only being mean because you all are being idiots" I snap "I dont wanna go out anywhere"

"Kenny and I can go grab something and bring it back" Dan suggests, looking at brendon and I "Mexican, chinese?"

"Taco bell" I say, they all agree so dan and kenny left.

I grab the TV remote, and cover myself up with a blanket I keep on the couch that brendon doesnt always put back. We've been roomies since I was in college he offered it to me to help me out. That was also when he was with his crazy ex, I was nice to her but i didnt like her. And that's probably what's wrong, they're probably talking again. There goes my Hope's and dream. Just kidding, kinda. Yeah I've kinda developed some feelings for him. The remote was snatched out of my hands, making me wanna scream

"What the fuck!" I groan

"What is your problem" brendon snaps

"You all!" I snap back "you all are pissing me off"

"You can get happy in the same panties you got crappy in" he retorts

"Why dont you make me" I roll my eyes, laying back and closing them

"Maybe I fucking will" he says, when I open my eyes, hes in front of me I just stare at him "stop being a little bitch"

"Make me." I say, with those two words out of my mouth, hes got a tight grip on my jaw so I cant move my head and his lips on mine

"Now I will make you" he growls, I just give him a what the fuck look "you brought this upon yourself"

He moves me, sitting down where I once ones and making me straddle him hands cupping my face again and forcing our lips together. He trails his lips down my jaw and to my neck, nipping softly trying to find my soft spot. When he found it, I let out a soft whimper feeling him smirk against my neck he sucks the skin into his mouth making me moan, and gently buck my hips. It's been a while since I've been laid. If that's what hes even gonna do.

"You gonna be nice ?" He growls into my ear, biting my lobe I just nod "use, your words baby."

"Yes"

"Yes what?" He smirks, pulling back to look at me, I just give him a weird look "whatever comes to mind"

"Yes sir.." I mutter, he grins gripping my shirt in his hands and yanking it over my head, hands going to unclasp my bra. Hands fondling my breasts, nipples perking up from being cold.

"You're gonna ride my thigh" he says "and be happy about it."

Before I can say anything, his mouth is on one of my nipples while his hands go to my hips as he slowly starts to move my body against his thigh, my breathing getting heavy, as he moves me quickly against him, bitting and pulling away from my chest, I start to let out soft moans, but i need more i can get off this easily.

He moves me so I'm angled, just right so the friction of my panties and shorts rub against me, making me moan in pure pleasure

"I know you can get off this way" he grins." I hear you getting yourself off all the time in your room princess"

"B-brendon" i gasp, not a care in the world he knows I get off and he hears me. I used to hear him all the time, not so much anymore.

I feel my orgasm approaching, I dig my fingers into his wrists, as his hands continue to guide me along his thigh. My body tensing up, mouth falling open, I moan loudly and it washes over me, feeling my panties soaked from my juices, brendon slows me down, keeping his hands on my hips, one hand grabbing my chin so he can kiss me.

"Feel better?" He pulls away, smirking at me. I just bite my lip and shrug, earning an eye roll from, him I giggle. "Go change I think they're back"

I groan, slowly getting up ans going to my room to change my shorts and underwear. I head back downstairs, the guys had food out on the coffee table, brendon smiles at me as I sit down on the floor. They hand me something they got for me and I smile, and take it from them

"Thanks" i say, opening it and instantly taking a bite

"Shes happier..." Kenny says "what happened?"

"Nothing?" Brendon says "she went and took a bath"

"Oh" dan says "have a nice bath?"

I just nod, and eat my food leaving the guys to talk about whatever they wanted I zoned out.

"Seriously shes in a better mood" dan says "what did you do?"

"Put her in her place." Brendon jokes "I didn't do anything"

Eventually the guys left, and I went to actually shower this time. Once I was done I got dressed and went back to my room, to see brendon on my bed holding a framed picture of us from Halloween , dressed like a couple of hippies, and we were actually stoned too. I clear my throat and he looks at me, smiling but not a full one.

"You okay" I ask, sitting next to him he hands me the picture

"You know Mikayla dumped me for going with you that night" he says, I look at him and frown "what?"

"I told you not to go with me" I sigh " but I'm glad you did"

"Me too, I should've realized after that night mikayla was crazy" he said, "I should've asked you"

"Asked me what"

"Asked you out" he says "I never did, i didnt think you felt that way for me"

"You idiot" I laugh "I hated her and the other girls you dated! People always asked if we were together when i took you to the parties, I cried a lot"

"So you did?" He mutters

"I do" i say

"What? Why? I've been a complete dick tho it's my house I should've made sure you were gonna be gone if I were to bring someone over" he rambles "I feel bad making you listen to all that"

"Shut up" I laugh, "I'm over it"

"You shut up" he chuckles, grabbing my hand

"Make me" I grin, with that he cups my face and kisses me softly.

[phantomqueen]

[for the meme] its Renzuru time babey

kat i have not had a single coherent thought about bleach in months

this is going under a cut bc i realized i might still have a lot of incoherent thoughts about renzuru

who cooks normally?: i dont know why but i cant see either one of them cooking. they gotta start dating shuuhei bc SOMEONE’S gotta do it 

how often do they fight?: not super often but sometimes they get snippy but it’s like…not real u kno what i mean? its just that they’ve known each other for a billion years and also are both sarcastic. sometimes it escalates but i’d say like. only 30% of the time

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: renji snapchats izuru a lot and is like, why didnt u respond to my snapchats. meanwhile he doesnt text izuru back but izuru’s texts are just like. “i saw a garden gnome that looks like the head captain.” and renji’s like, “u couldnt fucking snapchat that to me”

yeah they have phones and apps dont @ me its my city now kubo

nicknames for each other?: i dont think they would?

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: they either go dutch or take turns paying! they dont keep track or anything, its just whatever feels right at the time

who steals the covers at night?: izuru looks like a man who steals covers. renji gotta bundle him up and hold him like a burrito

what would they get each other for gifts?: izuru puts a lot of thought into gifts for special occasions and renji is a casual gift giver like hey i got u these socks bc they reminded me of u. theyre both valid tho

who remembers things?: izuru

who cusses more?: renji

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: they both get anxious and Will Hover but izuru’s is very internalized and renji’s is externalized so he looks kinda angry about it. which he probably also is. unohana probably has to like, physically remove them from the uhh the shinigami hospital

who kissed who first?: i Really like the idea of izuru kissing renji first

who made the first move?: uhh izuru kissed first but i guess renji was the one who first suggested going out for a date meal™ or something but they probably just end up making out on the couch and by the time they finally leave the house the only place thats open is like, taco bell. idk if this answers the question or not

who started the relationship?: 

renji, frantically at 3am: oh my god are we boyfriendsizuru: yes we have been for a month go back to sleep

[angelblumes]

God for real, I have no idea what to say to anything to anybody talking abt my mental health like honestly I do try to be the most honest with my therapist because I dont really talk to any1 else irl abt it but you think I know words for how I feel? no. I do feel like a goldfish. I forget everything I've ever felt when I walk into the building. Thanx 4 the good luck tho 😊❤ I also had a little moment rsd when I asked my dad something and he didn't take it seriously so I did cry, salads are really the worst thing to accidentally forget abt/ something bad happen to it😢 😐 😑 I dont even care if you talk abt hannibal, its fine! I understand! I feel like I complain abt bugs almost everytime, but 😑 I got paranoid because a flying big ass beetle was on the ceiling of my porch? And i was 👀 so I wasn't paying attention when another 1 got all up in my face. I stg it made me mad cuz wth why are bugs like that? I had some watermelon w/ brown sugar and white sugar 😌 also some taco bell 4 dinner. I did write inside of my little diary tho 😁 also im sure ur therapist didn't want to kill u 🤣 We are the same person 💗 I also therapize myself , but its just me being emotional/mentally ill and then me trying to talk myself into being logical abt it. Sometimes I feel like I dont be mentally ill and different and im normal, but once I'm around other ppl im like oh ! yea I got problems and everyone can clearly see that and 😬 I still gotta work on it. Not to say I look bad or anything, I just can't put on a normal ppl mask you know? OK good night this was also very long and rambly and all over but✌❤

UR THE BEST EVER. have i said that? its so true. the salad didnt even go bad!!!! i will eat the rest of it today hopefully! and dw i hate bugs like i totally get it😭😭 umm.. i dreamt abt captain america and the winter soldier HELP. we were like besties... idk the only thing i really remember is that they were both hilarious like the whole dream is just me laughing then stopping and then laughing again. there was other stuff but i forgot it obv. i watched a hannibal amv and the song was "take me to church" haha but it showed scenes from the last eps and i forgot i havent seen most of the last season.... like i dont think u mind but spoilers!!^__^ abigail dies and i stopped watching for like 6 months bc of that. i had to rewatch the ep too bc i didnt know exactly where i left off. which is good cuz i did miss a few important minutes at the end but i did break down and sob again. they took hannibal off netflix too so i had to watch it on effing HULU. i despise hulu. the ads are ridiculous im already paying y'all just give me the show! i brought that up bc umm... i cant believe i just QUIT season 3? its so good like i skipped around eps bc i rlly already know what happens but i will watch it all the ads r just impossible. anyway my friend just SCOLDED? ME? for eating a banana too slow????? my rsd barely like bothers me w her bc i just get pissed off like she does this stuff sometimes and it always is ridiculous. "we dont want to get gnats" by me taking a few minutes to eat a god damn banana?😐urgh. i had an awful panic attack bc my allergies are so bad i cant rlly breathe thru my nose right. n i was brushing my teeth and trying to breathe thru my mouth. n i couldn't. i have asthma btw so i was lile oh god this is some extreme asthma attack and im going to die. i did not die. i hate panic attacks like i nvr know its happening in the moment and it makes it worse. n normal ppl masks... SO RELATABLE! anyway um i dont feel like counting all whatever i said so i'll say one thing more. i brought up the hannibal here bc not bc of THAT amv but the one to hoodoo by muse😭 muse is.. big right? i really feel like i live under a rock and i've never been outside. i don't know how i'm supposed to know this stuff. anyway oh em gee. its soooo good. the video. i mean the song is too. i hate amvs where they're like good but the music sucks. even if its good music if it just doesn't vibe then it sucks. anyway idk it totally wrecked me after like seeing abigail die AGAIN and then will saying "i forgive you" and then hannibal walking away and then will n hannibal kill whatshisface together. i might just try to pirate hannibal only bc of hulu's 1-2 minute long adds every 10 minutes. i dont have that kind of patience. i'm always long and rambly do not worry❤️💗

[thedappleddragon]

hehehe today I did something exiting >:) BUT IF UR MY IRL FRIEND STOP READING BECAUSE ITS A SURPRISE. 

but first we’re going chronologically. my cat woke me up by clawing at my sheets for the first time in a while. every morning she used to paw at my sheets, snag one claw in them, and detach it with her mouth until I got up to feed her or whatever. so it felt weird and reminded me of when I was waking up at noon everyday for a while. I said goodbye to my mom because she’s taking a trip to see her best friend/boyfriend to help with her mental health. I talked with her a bit and waved her goodbye and went back inside. I had breakfast and lily wanted to keep going outside, but I didnt want to go out because it was cold. I went out the first couple times she asked, but for the rest of the day I just opened the door to let her in and out, keeping an eye on her. I filled out 2 sketchbook pages because my brain was busy with other things. I played a little harvest moon and got to summer and finally looked up some of the mechanics like fertilizer and stuff. but mostly I was thinking about my friend’s birthday party and the formal dress code for the first half, how I dont have many dresses, and how cool it would be to make one myself. so I scoured Etsy and joann’s for dress patterns until I found one with a circle skirt and a sweetheart neckline that I thought looked really cute. ive never make clothes before, so I hope I do a good job. I wanted to go to Joanns but I had to wait for my sister to get home from track practice, so I just kinda sat at home alone. I'm usually more or less alone all day anyway, so I dont know why this felt so different. when she finally did come home dad handed us $40 for Taco Bell and to put gas in his car and we were off. my sister and I talked about what she did at track and my job interview yesterday while I did a mediocre job driving. when we got there I wasn't really sure what I was looking for, so I just kept going around in the clearence section touching everything that I thought could be a cute color/pattern for this dress. there were a lot of interesting fabrics and a lot of ugly ones I could only imagine on a toddlers and tiaras beautypagent dress. we settled on this light blue fabric with a white flower/leaf design and a soft plain blue fabric for the front panel and lining. it was about $33 worth of fabric, which I thought was a little expensive until I realized we would have paid more than double if it was full price. the patterned fabric is thin and flows nicely but isn't see-through which I really like, and the solid blue is very soft and stretchy. I'll probably use scraps from both after I'm done for other stuff. I wasn't sure what measurements I needed so I handed the lady at the fabric cutting booth my phone with a picture of the fabric requirements. she was very sleepy and had to convert between centimeters and yards, and I just watched as she unrolled the fabric and made very small snips. aaaah I love the fabric section of Joanns, even tho im horribly indecisive and I spent way too long just wandering and mulling it over. but im happy with my choice! I didnt want to pick a fabric I wasn't in love with, since it would suck ass if I put hundreds of hours of work into this dress and hated the outcome. OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERD THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. THIS DRESS WILL HAVE POCKETS!! :D I can make the pockets as big as I please >:) I'm fitting a small child in these pockets if it kills me. lmao I'll probably just follow the pattern and do the size it tells me. speaking of sizing after we got home with Taco Bell and joking about among us tiktoks in the car, I read through the pdfs and locked myself in the bathroom to take measurements, going through the list 3 times just to make sure I got an average. I kept landing between a 44 and a 46, but I must have taken my front and back waist measurements wrong?? they were way too short and not even on the sizing chart, so I guess I was thinking my waist was higher than it actually is. I decided for simplicity to use the 46 pattern all around. I only landed in 44 with the neck and bust numbers, but I can alwasy pull it in at the seams I need be. ohhhh I hope it turns out good.... I haven't even begin cutting or patterning yet, I still need to cut out the paper pattern I printed off. but first I wanted to use a big paper cutter to cut a centimeter off each page to make lining up and taping things easier. my little paper cutter only fits the short side of printer paper :( so I'll either use and exacto knife and a ruler on all 25 sheets or see if dad's work or the library will let me use a big one. tbh I'll probably do the first thing. I also learned how to do a bunch of seams today, some of which  I might practice and use for my dress. and I called my dad’s boss about job openings, but he didnt answer so I left a message. I ALSO said for gas in cash for the first time today, which was a little weird. it was simple enough but I probably looked like a fool to the booth lady. I would get stared on at least prepping the paper patterns tonight, but its almost 2 am and my cat is asleep on my feet so I guess im trapped here.