#i didn’t watch the live so I ripped this from Twitter

[fyliah]

[bluetimeombre]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ falling out of love

fans think that you and tom are falling out of love after filming for ballad of songbirds and snakes and you don't post about each other much, so you show them that it's far from the truth.

[heres to 2024 coming soon. this is not part of my ongoing series but a little something else to hold you all over. never proofread, just vibing. btw just watched salt burn and I’m scared of barry now]

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liked by… rachelzegler, joshandresrivera, hunterschafer & others

tomblyth: the vibes are green

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user: he’s so happy!!!

user: um, where’s yourusername?

user: that’s definitely not yourusername

user: they don’t have to be around each other all the time

user: they haven’t been seen together in ages ☹️☹️

user: if they break up I’ll cry myself to sleep every night

user: my man looks so good

user: maybe she just didn’t want to hike (i wouldn’t)

user: 😍😍

user: he’s active again!!!!

user: I miss them

user: where’s yourusername

user: daddy 🔥🔥🔥🔥

user: just wanna know who the girl he’s with is, i just wanna know

user: is that the necklace yourusername gave him?

user: y’all are obsessed!!!

user: let my man live

liked by …. florence.pugh, austinbutler, jaimieflatters & others

yourusername: packing only the essentials

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user: packing?

user: what do you mean packing, where you going?

user: hotmamma

user: I love u

user: where’s tom

user: where is she going? to tom

user: is she leaving tom?

user: I love her whole vibe

user: I hope she’s going to go see tom 😔😔

user: why is she always slaying, it must be so tiring to be her

user: tomblyth

user: tomblyth

user: tomblyth

user: I can’t lose my third set of parents plssss

user: hearts breaking rn

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user: rip tomblyth and yourusername, I’ll miss you

user: cosying up??? they’re literally just talking

user: it was bound to happen

user: tom!!!! cone get ur gurl

user: crying in the club rn

user: not believing in anything until they confirm

user: I can’t believe it; i won’t

user: love is dead

user: as long as they’re happy

user: they were probably pr for the hunger games and it’s been over two years, who cares now

liked by… jaimieflaters, sadiesink_, zendaya & others

yourusername: that’s a rap on me and my Malibu dude!

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‘It’s so over,’

trending on twitter

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liked by… tomblyth, rachelzegler, jamieflaters, tomholland2013 &others

yourusername: tom and I falling out of love, a compilation

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user: oh it’s so back

user: she really said stop it!

user: parents!!!!

user: THANK GOD

user: taking the toaster out of the bath rn

user: goals

rachelzegler: you guys are so cute I’m gonna throw up

user: the fourth picture hello?!?!?!

user: damnnnnn

user: THANK GOD IM SO HAPPY

user: stfu enews

user: he’s such a gentleman in every picture but the fourth

user: I just knows he’s packing

zendaya: ❤️

user: planning the wedding

user: twitter lied!!

liked by … yourusername, rachelzegler, joshandresrivera & others

tomblyth: falling out of love? more like falling in love with every single day that passes. I love you

tagged: yourusername

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user: AHHHHHHHH

user: the posts!!!! the posts!!!!!

user: I just know they picked out these photos together

user: I love them

user: they’re giggling and kicking their feet rn

user: this is the cutest damn couple ever

user: I know they’re so in love because look at like these pictures, so darn cute

user: two years going on forever!!!

user: they could never make me believe you guys were over

user: they were literally probably just laughing off the rumors

user: they had us in the first half, ngl

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‘Oh it’s so back!’

trending on twitter

[sashi-ya]

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟑 DAY 10: IMPREGNATION Sabo 𝘹 𝘍! 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

Requested by: anon ➡Hi! I wanted to ask for a kink in your kinktober event? Day 10 with Sabo! With a Fem reader please 🙏🏻 I never find things for him 😭 Thanks! tw: mdni. impregnation. rough sex. choking. mentions of pregnancy. 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

He always wanted to, and you did too. But there was a big sense of responsibility in him,and being a father now wasn’t at all in his plans. But that night, when he couldn’t resist himself no more, and a dark aura of lust engulfed his mind, things changed.

That day, while you scrolled through the endless mild entertaining twitter posts, you found a video where a couple of youngsters indulging in "cream pie activities". So, you had no option but to text your man. You thought of attaching the link, but considering he was probably spending his morning on a uni lecture, and that his mind runs wild when you only give him a little, the best option was still a plain -but hot- text.

10:30  • 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ↷ when will you fill me up, hun? I want your warm cum flooding my insides, aren’t you willing to do it? Don’t you wanna fuck me rough and violent? I want you to do it, daddy ~ 10:32 • 𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙤🎩↷ babe? I’m in class, what- what the hell? 10:33 • 𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙤🎩↷ We will speak when I’m home… 10:34 • 𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙤🎩↷ Was that necessary? Ugh…

You giggled and continued with your day. Perhaps it was nothing, maybe it did make a difference… who knows?

You received many messages throughout the day, but, as a good player you left them on read. Let the man desire your body, let Sabo turn desperate for your attention. You knew there had to be a way to light a sparkle of darkness inside of him, because you still wanted to try how far he could go.

By the time the night came, you totally thought he would be too tired to even remember the initial text, and that he was probably mad at you for not answering. And you weren’t totally wrong.

The sound of keys moving alerts you from him coming home. And you wait peacefully sitting on the couch while watching a pirates tv show for his at least annoyed questions.

“(NAME)!” he demands your presence when he gets inside and takes off his coat.

You close your eyes, ready to act as if nothing happened. “I’m here, sitting on the couch” you tell him.

There is silence, complete silence, before the loud stomps of his winter boots fly to the other side of the living room.

“You in the couch doing what? Mh?” he asks, getting in between you and the television.

You widen your eyes; he is mad mad. Not just mad. “I- hi? Did you eat? Do you want me to cook fo-“

Sabo shuts you up with his strong hand over your mouth. While the other hand rips your blanket away.

You let him do it. You want him to show you the wild side he has been holding back. And to top it all off, your hand reaches for his belt. You can’t actually pull from it, but your nails can barely graze the leather around his hips. That, in any case, works perfectly fine as a flame fan.

The blonde pinches your cheeks and move your head to the side. He notices your smirk, and with his lips pressed against your temple he murmurs a “fuck”.

Sabo needs you now. He has been hard since morning, don’t prolong his suffering…

“You wanted for my warm cum to fill you up, mh? Then spread your legs for me. You will be overflowing with it until I am satisfied and you pregnant as hell”  he grunts, being nothing but delicate.

It makes you shiver, and your panties to go dripping wet. “Fill me up and leave me pregnant as much you wish, daddy ~” you purr, causing him to grunt loudly.

Sabo proceeds to grab you by your neck, squeezing enough to make you dizzy but for oxygen to keep flowing. He seems like a professional doing this, even if this is the first time doing such thing to you.

As he keeps choking you, Sabo pulls down your pants with enough strength to rip them in one swift motion.

“You wanted me to become this way, didn’t you?” he asks, panting, looking straight into the wet spot on your panties. “Look how wet you are for my cock…”

You look at him with the slutiest eyes he has ever seen, and sticking your tongue out you give him total submission. His metallic grey eyes shine, Sabo is desperate to fuck you, hard.

“Give it to me, daddy… pwease” you moan, spreading your legs. “This is gonna get you so fucking pregnant…” he murmurs, while letting his pants fall to the ground. Sabo proceeds to carve his knee against the coach in between your legs. And then a quick pump on his throbbing, almost painfully, hardness.

A violent swing turns you slightly to the side, he needs the perfect position to get deep inside you.

Sabo first grazes your dampened panties with his precum sprouting tip. The grace of the lace against his gland, makes his toes curl. While you, feeling the pressure of his irreverent pushing on your clit, desperately wish for him to already move the fabric once and for all. And even if a good measure to punish you would be to make you wait, Sabo simply can’t resist the urge to penetrate your walls.

“Daddy… please~” you whine, begging. “Desperate for my cum, little bitch?” he scoffs, pulling your panties to the side with such force it makes your panties sewing to suffer.

He doesn’t even take the time to pull your underwear off, Sabo simply pulls them to the side to finally guide his cock towards your entrance. He plays with the tip, getting it fully coated with your needy elixirs.

You squirm and buck up your hips for him to go deeper. Your nails carve on his strong forearms and they don’t leave marks until he rams so hard into you.

“Fuck, Sabo!” you mewl, you could feel his intrusion up in your stomach if you had to describe it. But it seems not to be enough for him…

Sabo smirks, and quickly grabs your right ankle to pull it up. “Mh? What? Do you think you will get impregnated if I don’t go deep enough? No, (Name). I gotta make sure it gets there…” he says, while dropping your leg on top of his left shoulder.

You widen your eyes. If the last ram got that deep, now… you are not sure if it will be possible.

But it is. And your back arches. And you moan even louder.

Sabo sweats by how fast and hard he is going in and out, and even sometimes up too. Those are specially strong, making you to feel like losing the total control of your body. You feel like bursting, he does too.

Sabo always wanted to fill you up. To impregnate you with his seed. But always held back. But not tonight…

As you tremble in orgasmic spasms, he enjoys your walls milking him. Your anatomy gives the young politics student, the last kick for climax to take over.

His mind blurs. His eyes get fixed on yours. Lips semi apart, not even growling, just panting like a beast in heat.

“There. Is. No coming..back- Name, take my cum and don’t you dare let it waste…” he moans.

“Make me pregnant, daddy… I want my belly full of it” you whine, in between the shivers your orgasm gives you.

“pl-ease…. hold it… in…. I love you” “with great plea-ngh… I love you more”

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[samandcolbyownme]

This will contain how I think coming into a poly relationship with Sam and Colby would go, just summarized.

This is purely fiction, not facts. Please don’t come at me if you think something doesn’t sound right. Thank you and enjoy.

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You’ve been friends since high school and developed a friendship that other people arce envious of.

“How long have you known Sam and Colby?” The interviewer asks as she looks over at you. You shrug, “I’ve known them since, soph- no.” You correct yourself smiling as the first time meeting replays into your head, “I’ve known them since freshman year of high school and they’re two of the greatest friends I’ve ever had.”

You crushed on them on and off throughout high school, but since you all were friends, you didn’t want to make it weird. You would just talk to your best friend about it, hoping to get over it as soon as you possible could.

“Do you like Sam, or do you like Colby?” You friend asks with a slight smirk. You shrug, “I love them both, obviously. Besides you, they’re my two closest friends.” You sigh, “Key word, being friends. I just don’t want to fuck it up and ruin my friendship with them, you know?”

Once high school ended, Sam and Colby’s channel grew big, and you grew with it. They made sure not to forget you, and that meant moving into a house with them.

“Here.” Colby walks up to you, taking your box from your arms, “I got it.” You smile up at him, “Thank you.” You bit your lip, watching him walk up the steps. You jump slightly when you feel Sam’s arm snake around your waist, “Well, honey. We’re home.”

The feelings you had for them in high school were coming back stronger. You started to really like Sam first, the way he made you smile. The way he made you feel. Everything just felt right with him, and when you were finally mustering up the courage to tell Sam, you were blindsided and left confused on what to do when the same feelings you had for Sam, popped up for Colby, too - and those too were strong.

You sat on the couch, chewing on your lip as you were trying to find the right words to put in to the tell all message you were planning on sending to Sam. As you stared at the cursor, watching it blink as your mind raced, Colby comes down the steps, “Hey, sweetheart. Have you seen my black sweatshirt?” You lock your phone and get up to walk over to the dryer, “I washed it for you.” He walks over, standing close to you, “Thank you, sweetheart.” He gives you a smile and brushes his hand against yours as he takes it, and all it took was one little word and you were hooked on him, exactly like you were hooked on Sam.

There was constant flirting. With them separately and even as a group and the longer you lived together, the more it really seemed like you were together. For a while, you just kind of went with it, but when you seen relationship rumors about either one of them floating around on the web, you’d get jealous.

“Wear something pretty for dinner tomorrow night. We’re going someplace fancy.” Colby smiles at you, giving you a wink before leaving the doorway of your room. You smiled at him, biting your lip as you felt all giddy inside. That was quickly ripped away when you scrolled down through twitter. Your eyes scanning over the multiple tweets replying to ‘So does Sam have a new gf because if so.. I need to know who she is’. You felt almost sick, mainly because you loved him at this point, and it was getting harder to conceal your feelings for not only him, but both.

After a few weeks of continuing to suppress your feelings, it only took one night and a few drinks with your best friend to finally comes to terms with what you wanted to do.

“I think..” you take the final shot of the night, putting the lime wedge between your teeth to bite before dropping it on the napkin, “..I’m just.. going to do it. I’m going to tell them.” You laugh slightly, looking up at your friend, “What should I do?” She rests her lime on the napkin and leans in, “I think you’ll be surprised by what you hear.” You give her a confused look, getting distracted by your phone lighting up. A text from Sam lets you know that they’re there to get you - Once you’re home, your friend goes up to your room and you walk over to the couch, Sam and Colby behind you. They make small talk with you, asking how your night went, etc. etc. You lean forward, mind still dizzy from the shots, “I have to tell you something and it might affect the way you look at me from here on out but I have to say it.” They stare at you, nodding to allow you to continue. You feel like you could puke, but it was from your nerves. You turn towards them, looking down before you take a deep breath, “I like you. Both of you. I don’t know how it happened, when it happened, but I do.” You look up at them and they both look at each other, smiling as they laugh slightly. Sam smirks, “Why do you think we brought you with us?”

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This is all I could think of, so I hope you enjoyed it!

I have a Sam one that I plan to do like my first Colby one, but if you have any ideas, let me know!

Likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated! 🖤

[cosinelanguage]

Double Overtime -- extended author's notes

as with the last long fic I wrote, I have some extended author's notes on the fic haha. posting them to Tumblr was fun the last time, so without further ado:

Hockey Details

I went into this set up being like ‘i know a reverse sweep isn’t likely but it IS dramatic so i’ll do it’ and then i watched in awe/horror as the Panther’s 3-0 lead shrunk down to 3-3 and the oilers were set to pull of a reverse sweep (and spoil the end of my fanfic.). The oilers ALMOST did it but whiffed it at the end. Still, wild timing for me. We’re living in one of Connor McDavid’s failed timeloops. 

I have a like, novice level understanding of hockey but a huge amount of enthusiasm. A time loop was the best plot to get around that– i only have to focus on one hockey match rather than the logistics of an entire season or more. There’s still a lot more i could do if i understood the game more, but hey, i was here for the fights and i provided for myself. 

The Baratie Steelheads and the Syrup Village Sockeyes aren’t the most fitting names for the both (types of salmon), but they are names that were on the Seattle Kraken’s original team name shortlist, so it was an easter egg for myself.

Sanji’s entire contract thing is definitely over the top plot contrivance, but there’s a certain amount of over the top required when adapting his backstory. The Steelheads leaving Baratie is inspired by the poor Arizona Coyotes being relocated. RIP to the Coyotes, coolest jerseys in the league squandered by poor management

Most the fights were actually based on hockey clips from twitter lol. thanks for the insp hockey

Character Details

I didn’t include all the character details for the strawhats, primarily because it’s Sanji’s POV and he’s mostly focused on zoro. But, for the list, with more details about characters with less screentime lol:

Luffy: Captain, Center. I think he’s pretty versatile and also sometimes plays LW/RW, but he’s primarily the Strawhats center and captain, with a huge near-elastic reach

Zoro: Defenseman, though a particularly offensive d-man and an enforcer. Roughly, this is basically an unofficial role for the guy who starts fights with people who make dirty plays. 

Nami: Technically the social media manager of the team, acts more like the team’s overall manager. Team manager kind of seems like a lazy spot to put her in, but i like to think she’s a travel enthusiast and expenses it all on the company card lol

Usopp: LW/RW, and one of the top scorers when he’s backed up properly. Pretty underrated when initially being recruited, but shines under the Pirates’ strategy

Sanji: LW, and a pest. Basically he annoys people into fighting him HAHA. the perfect role for him. I wanted him to be LW primarily for the whole pirate king’s wings energy

Vivi: owner of the alabasta ducks! And a former olympic figure skater. Her and nami have a complicated on again / off again relationship, which mostly comes up whenever there’s a Ducks vs Pirates game (and they either get together / break up)

Chopper: ok, chopper was a complicated decision. I was caught between him being a gentle giant of a defenseman VS him being team doctor, but in the end decided that doctor required less justification

Robin: Robin was difficult to fit in. I ended up deciding on her being the Pirates local commentator. Commentator is fun at the least because there’s a lot of context/history/etc of the players on the ice you need to know to be good at the job, and i think she’d be HILARIOUS

Franky: Goalie! Franky fits well as goalie, first of all because of how beefy goalie equipment is, and second of all because a goalie with a big personality is quite fun. There’s something extremely fitting about him doing the ‘super’ move with leg guards

Brook is the Pirates DJ! What Else. i think he picks great songs for the stadium. zoro tells him to use mamma mia as sanji’s song and sanji nearly sends him into an early grave.

Jinbe: coach He was initially the goalie in a very early draft, but coach makes sense in terms of how he’d be able to support the team and his general level headedness. There’s a lot of clips of Paul Maurice, the Panther’s current coach, having this absolutely chill energy about him that’d work so well

Plotting/Planning Thoughts

I decided on ‘Double Overtime’ as the title pretty quickly, just because it’s (a) a hockey term and (b) a fun way to describe two people (double) caught in a time loop (overtime). The emphasis on double overtime as a win condition came after the title

I decided on ‘Mamma Mia’ and ‘Waterloo’ as the main song insp for these early on. Mamma Mia itself is this good mix of an upbeat song that’s just a bit sad and just a bit ominous, and the lyrics can be fun for a time loop (‘here I go again’). Waterloo was always the credits song (‘i feel like i win when I lose’ come on now)

I decided that I’d post in early June like the actual Stanley Cups, and 6/6 was decided on as the in-date and IRL start of the time loop because it’s Germa Day (66): something kind of poetic about Germa fucking up their perfect win on Germa day 

Time Loop Win Condition

The time loop win condition! Zoro was always going to win and Sanji was always going to lose, but the details took a bit to figure out. I knew it was going to incorporate (a) him trusting Zoro and reaching out for help (impossible task for him), (b) him wanting to play hockey on a team that doesn’t hate him, (c) remix of Sanji’s Baratie arc, and (d) the concept of double overtime. 

There was a lot of changing around on what exactly Sanji would be able to do; initial drafts actually had him coming out pretty clean from the double overtime deal (saving the Baratie) but that didn’t feel earned, I liked the kind of bittersweet selfish sacrifice of letting the team go, otherwise it’d feel a bit too contrived. this is already a late reveal loophole— it wouldn’t feel earned without that tinge of regret 

In the end i liked what I went with, though I think I could’ve built up a little bit more before hand, and had a bit more emotional consequence to Baratie’s relocation. But ive written like, FIVE separate sad zeff phone calls in the last few months, i decided i had Enough. I had to Limit Myself. Only one sad zeff phone call this time for me ok

things to do differently

Look at me!!! Finishing a fic before i post!!! This was good actually, and meant the pacing was better than what i did with my last long fic lmao. Still had some issues imo, but considerably stronger on keeping scenes regularly paced. I should always do this.

IMO after reread (after it being finished for weeks) i think one of the weaker points is just really sanji’s apology– zoro figures out the duel time loop deal fairly fast (benefit of relying on other people) and folds pretty easily. I mean he’s unfortunately smitten but it doesn’t change the fact that he was hurt. There’s a specific degree of pulled punches I do sometimes with emotional moments that I’d like to get better at, but live and learn lol

Intermission 

Hey i had a lot of notes on zoro’s POV the entire time loop. and also a lot of thoughts on the fade to black scene of my T rated fanfic. There were three main points I wanted to explore with Zoro’s POV

First: there’s a fun contrast with Zoro (VS Sanji) both feeling utterly alone as the lone person in the time loop and having an actual support network. Sanji talks to basically Iva, Zoro, and Reiju only during his loop, and all of them he keeps at arm’s length, but Zoro is both deadset on winning for his team, and lets his team helps him. Sanji is meanwhile stewing in his own anger alone, despite knowing he’s not the only person stuck there

Second: Zoro is way more of a time loop speedrunner. He has the timeline down pat. He thinks about the details of the game. He’s shaving off minutes of conversations. Sanji doesn’t plan as much, primarily because Zoro’s an unknown that shakes up the loop too much. 

Third: the hookup lol. i liked the idea of their hookup being good but limited emotionally due to how closed off and testy sanji still is about the time loop– in the end an extension of him refusing to show zoro his own injuries. There is that enticing flash of vulnerability at the end, but then Zoro’s back to square one. 

One of the first times i’ve written not like, funny porn for Z/S (which is my default), so look at me. Varying the porn i guess. congrats

epilogue

I have a lot of thoughts on an extended epilogue HAHA. i felt bad adding a secret sad smut chapter but not having the chance to do the opposite; i had one going but i spent like 4k on a luffy recruitment scene and decided… another time…

Zoro is smug about the whole ‘you only get to touch the stanley cup if you WIN!!!’ thing and uses it as an excuse to be the one to touch sanji in the pwp, since he never got the chance in the loop.

I also think luffy takes the stanley cup into the middle of the ocean, gives the one piece speech as usopp livestreams, and tosses it into the sea. Zoro and sanji have to save it (this is how it’s revealed sanji is somehow being traded to the pirates)

[cleolinda]

Weekend links, May 12, 2024

My posts

Your head is hurting and your wifi is out because the biggest solar flare/geomagnetic storm in 20 years hit this weekend. I didn’t actually get to see the aurora borealis, but apparently it really did come down as far as Alabama. 

I admit that this was an extremely glib reply. But like, Athena specifically doesn’t like people claiming they’re better than her, so you can imagine the carnage when you throw in two more goddesses as well.  

(I feel like that post happened a month ago. This week has felt so ungodly long.)

Reblogs of interest

Hot Vintage Lady Bracket: Round 6. Eight polls. Poll Mod immediately chose violence and put Marilyn Monroe against Hedy Lamarr. Since Ava Gardner is out (actual shockers: Greta Garbo and Rita Hayworth are also gone), I was going to say “I’m just Chaos Elmo Flames Dot Gif about it all” but now I’m just scared. 

(Why would you ask us, a hot vintage poll blog, this)

Dracula Daily is in full swing again, and you can eat along!

The Met Gala was honestly decent this year! I reblogged only (some of) the ones I liked, including some of the construction details and a lot of Zendaya, although my favorite might have been Rebecca Ferguson with the crows. 

A while back and not what he wore to the Gala, but: Lil Nas X looking beautiful in a rose garden.

Hozier Watch 2024: I really thought there wasn’t going to be anything else and then he was like, “Oh I should probably put out a video for my accidental international #1.” I am entirely disgruntled that he was here last weekend and I couldn’t go. 

From the top of the week, Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar:��An explainer. Also, Kendrick recs.

MrBeast is living in a joyless hell of his own making, and I at least understand now why he has always freaked me out. 

So anyway noted plagiarist James Somerton is alive and well on Twitter, where he’s... well, he sure is there. The words “hole posting” are involved. Another explainer for you. 

Lynda Carter proves she’s on Tumblr

We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE

Peace and love on planet Earth and also in the Uber

“thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time”

While there are merits to this concern, “Writers should all clown on Americans by making up places in THEIR country” doesn’t really sting when we’re all like “Yeah we love doing that!!!” I personally give you all permission to make up as many wackadoodle state names as you want. You can have West Mainolina for free. 

Meanwhile in Alabama: Bad, bad Leroy Brown, the baddest fish in the whole damn town

RIP Walnut the crane: “The Bride”

Dinosaurs are terrible lizards

Teaching consent is a many-faceted thing

Become ungovernable: grill edition

Video

Galadriel’s opening Fellowship of the Ring monologue, but it’s the Deep South (U.S.). “Across the county line in Mordor, the Dark Lord Sauron made his self another ring outta everything mean the devil put in him.” Absolutely pitch perfect. 

Also pitch perfect: Wellness influencers with terrible advice

“Mooom, the chocolate alchemist has an accomplice now!”

I will always reblog cheetah sounds

The Collage Atlas: a hand-drawn game on Steam

The sacred texts

South Canada. South South Canada. Canada A Bit to the Left

I think I’ve listed this compilation of parody lyrics (”I’m sorry Ms. Jackson/I am four eels”) before, but there’s more now

“Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue”

Personal tags of the week

Scrungly and, as a related topic, Belphegor the Devon rex kitten.

[d3mon-ology]

THE HUNGER ARTIST. plain text after the cut.

“Good morning everyone.” The class is filled with small, beetle-like faces. 

When you line them all up together, my roommate is right. I have a type. 

They stand before me, rim-rod straight, in a line, 

and my hands are on each of their faces. Only one of them is living anymore, 

and he kicked me out of his bed long ago. 

“Hello,” I say to them. None of them whisper back. 

They don’t remember, but I do. When each of them broke a promise 

or my heart or something far more significant, they’ve told me the same things. 

I’m beginning to think I’m a saint, 

desired the way there’s porn of the Virgin Mary.

This is why we put stolen artifacts in glass cages. This is why museums don’t return what has never been theirs. 

This is why boys tell you to read their favorite books,

and then tell you kisses mean nothing. 

But keep the book. Keep the ache in your heart. 

“Let’s just be honest,” I tell the line-up, the mug-shot crew. “You are all just intimidated by me, aren’t you?” 

But remember, they can’t speak. 

Or they won’t. 

They decided I was too earnest long ago. In an attempt to ignore me,

one of them looks at me from behind a banner, 

megaphone in hand. Murder in my eyes 

as I guide the crowd back home. “Shut up! 

I’m speaking.”

None of you recognize me, do you?

That would require you to learn more about yourself than me.

By virtue of this process, you’d have to get undressed, and 

I’m always half-naked. 

I didn’t realize you all were such prudes, 

as you push back up that fallen strap and 

tuck my left tit back in. The few of you that eventually got undressed too, 

you saw that I needed more. 

That I wanted your skin, your eyes, your fingers, and toes.

“Most of you know I’d have surely let you go. You are all so deeply flawed, so deeply human,

from your alcoholism to your emotional invulnerability. 

But I love humanity. It’s to my detriment.

You’ve done me a favor, yes,

but why couldn’t you let me learn this on my own? 

Why do you get control?” 

Am I not the teacher? Did you not put me in this role 

when you revealed you do not know about mutual aid or abolition 

or fuck, really, October 7th?

It’s more than politics or philosophy; most of you don’t know what it feels like to be adored. 

And I’m too eager to entertain you. 

Now, it’s not even a classroom. Now, it’s just a cage. Right, 

this is where I’ve been the whole time. 

There’s no one to show the septic cut in my stomach to. 

There’s no one whose hands are there to reach in,

rip out what festers beneath. There’s no one to feed me, either. 

There’s no one who even wants to watch. 

Is it because I screamed too loud the last time someone tried, 

and the time before that? 

You’re too intense, they tell me. You’re virtuous, they tell me. 

They discover that when I’m not in this cage, when I’m not on display, 

I’m fetching bolt cutters and standing on street corners and occupying campuses. 

Meanwhile, what do you do when you’re not trapped? 

You walk around and admire the metal from which these prisons are constructed. 

You watch the news — scratch that. 

You don’t even watch the news. You checked Twitter, once, 

and on the trending page, you saw my face, 

covered in a balaclava, and you thought, 

That could never be the Hunger Artist. 

So don’t call me righteous. Don’t call me ambitious. Don’t say I’m interesting or vibrant. 

I know all these things already,

and you seeing them only makes me ask, 

Why aren’t they enough? 

Love is a bird on a wire and all you do is shoot BB-gun pellets at it 

because you’re too afraid to buy a real gun. If you wanted to, 

you would. But more than that, you’d never call me a good person. Not really. 

You’d say I do good things, you’d say I spend every waking minute trying to convince people to change the world, you’d call me fellow, trapped artist. We wouldn’t need to admire what we already know. We would know this is something you can’t understand. 

Not really. Not until you’re in one of these cages. 

Not until you’re starving again.

Don’t call me noble. Don’t call me good. Don’t call me anything at all. 

“You’re not worth teaching,” I tell the class. 

For a moment, they look alive again.

Is it really that easy? Do we all only love what we cannot have?

I turn away, curled into a ball in the corner of this cage. 

They’ll replace me soon. I’m not so palatable anymore.

Maybe one day — no really — you’ll find someone whose humanity 

does not frighten you. You’ll be in the park and walk past the Hunger Artist, 

and you’ll remember that you saw me in a classroom once and 

that I was entertaining, that my hope was intimidating, 

and you knew you could not reciprocate. 

You’ll tell your wife and your son about how once, you almost fucked this hungry artist. 

“He’s not my taste, and besides look at him now.” 

For the first time in years, you look past the metal slats, past the blinders around your vision,

as your daughter throws peanuts onto the cage floor. 

You instinctively search for my eyes, 

only to meet a billy goat’s.

[rosesvioletshardy]

been a while.

Hi, it's been a while.

I want to start off by apologizing for just taking off like that and for what I have been posting (or in case lack therefore of) I understand what I said hurt people. Since then I have been in a mental institution for a couple of days (which you probably already knew before my break). My PCP prescribed me a higher dose (40mg) of my medication. I am still seeing my therapist and I am now also seeing a psychiatrist once every month. I am also on new medication for my anxiety, buspirone, which I take 5mg twice a day (though my anxiety does get really severe at points to the point of an anxiety but I don’t want to seem like I’m a junkie and going after medication, which I’m not). I have since also been laid off because I thought to put my safety first rather than care for the merchandise that was being stolen, but I have had a new job since August and enjoy it more than working in retail. I now work at an optometrist office as an optometric assistant where I not only schedule and make appointments, but I also pretest and bill as well. I enjoy it but sometimes I overthink especially when I make a mistake. Anyways, it does pay a lot better than my last job which does help.

I still don’t feel comfortable in fandoms I was in and I still feel uneasy about going back. I feel a lot more comfortable on twitter than I do on here especially with that fandom, and I’ll try to every now and then maybe reblog something or two. I just feel like the people won’t take me back and still feel very much uncomfortable and I understand that knowing that what I did was hurtful and wrong of me and, like I said, I was going through something that caused me to overthink to the point where I had multiple panic attacks and horrible thoughts that lead me into the mental institution. You can take this as an apology or you won’t, I understand either way. Like I said, I wasn’t thinking not then and looking back I deeply regret and wished and I didn’t overthink and just let it go at that time or just hopefully had someone to talk to that would listen and understand what was going on. I will continue with my side account for him seeing that I do still watch his filmography and I do still love him and is one of my favorite actors but for right now, I might just be mainly on twitter.

Some other life updates other than my anxiety and depression still being out of whack and uncontrollable no matter what I do, I am going to my first hockey game this Saturday in San Jose to see the shark vs the Avs which I’m still shocked about, my brother had gotten my tickets on my birthday as a present and I will try my best to get content from that day. I had also auctioned for TK's NHL debut jersey which I won and I also got a Nate reverse retro that was pretty affordable and cheap with really good quality just in time for my game so RIP my bank account then. 

But other than that I will try to be active as much as I can and maybe get into writing again but I’m still not sure about it because barely anyone reads or reblogs my stuff in general. As for hockey games, I will try to do my best and live blog but I work a 9-5 and I don’t get home until 6:30 pm at the latest so I will miss a lot of flyers, isles, and canes games unless they’re on the west coast and play at a reasonable time for me.

[bewitchsun]

Welcome to my Blog that I will hardly ever use! Previously known as @moegil​ if you want to find some older stuff I post. 

You can mostly find me on Twitter @zasshuu! 

Art Credits: Pinned Post: @liliya  on Twitter Tumblr Blog Header: 風李たゆ

Main Interests:

Final Fantasy XIV

Main Ships: G’raha/WOL, FanWOL ( taking my life away ), EliWOL & EliAzem, & ZenosWOL

I LOVE MY WOL SEIZA MAREBITO ( I have too many comms of her)

I’m lazy at Gposing but I do them sometimes

I love Elidibus. I love Fandaniel. I love G’raha Tia. I love Zenos. 

Genshin Impact

Main Ships: Kamisato Sandwich, Zhongli/Tartaglia, Albedo/Mona, & Cyno/Nilou....Scaramouche/Lumine has been winning me over too

I LOVE XIAO FROM GENSHIN IMPACT 

Scaramouche is funny little man ( it’s not because he reminds me of Fandaniel, no, but I love me an unhinged Kakihara )

I love the Archons. 

Type-Moon

Main Ships: Gilgamesh/Hakuno, Gilgamesh/Enkidu, & Gilgamesh/Arthur ( wow it’s just Gilgamesh no surprise )

FATE/EXTRA IS MY LOVE AND MY MAIN

Hakuno Kishinami is my beloved child

if it’s not Gilgamesh, I do not care

Don’t talk to me about FGO, I’m already retired once I reached my goal of NP5 Gilgamesh with Bond 10. 

Touken Ranbu

Main Ships: MikaTsuru, I live for them and I die for them

I hate one Mikazuki Munechika yet here I am with everything about him

Lowkey want to kiss Kashuu Kiyomitsu

Kogitsunemaru does not exist

HEY YOU EVER CRY ABOUT FUCKING SWORDS I SURE FUCKING DID!!!! NOW YOU CAN TOO!! 

Ensemble Stars

Main Ships: Anzu X Anybody, The Boys X Happiness

I am an OddBallP ( boomer P name), ReiP, and lowkey HokutoP because he keeps coming home

Young Star used to do back to back Ranking in Basic, who was I

I hate Eichi but I also love Eichi, it must be the blonde lover in me

I KIND OF WANT MORE SEXY WATARU CARDS LET HIM BE SEXY

also put more of the boys in dresses, they are hot

LOOK AT HOKUTO IN A DRESS

Kamen Rider

Neo-Heisei and Reiwa Fan

people shit on Ghost but I PHYSICALLY CRIED TWO TIMES IN GHOST AND IT HAS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS???

EX-AID SUICIDE WATCH, NEVER FORGET CHRISTMAS

Kuroto Dan is literally the best man in Neo-Heisei

BTW, I started off with OOOs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Zi-O made me all warm inside

Gaim has banger OST and I only watched for Baron Kaito lol

DRIVE IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE WITH THE MOST HANDSOME ACTOR

Chase is my boyfriend, he’s so handsome I cry

ZERO-ONE LITERALLY RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND SPIT ON IT

Zero-One starts off the Reiwa era and I’m so grateful, everybody is so good. 

NOT GONNA LIE, I DIDN’T EXCEPT REVICE TO STOMP ALL OVER MY FEELINGS

Idols & Stageplays

I love anything idol related. UtaPri, idolish7, Love Live, etc etc

I’m stuck in Hakuouki Musical

GOD I LOVE SUZUKI SHOGO

oh speaking of Swords again, Musical Mikazuki Munechika what the fuck is going on with you

I NEED MORE MUSICALS AND STAGEPLAYS TO BE MORE ACCESSABLE TO ME

Other Interests:

I love shoujo manga

I been dying in webtoon lands honestly. I can’t even listen my favorites

VTUBERS!!! I like HoloProduction

I throw my money at artists so they can draw my WOL lol

my friend is dragging me into Dylan Wang hell

Other Socials:

I just live on Twitter

Ao3 I write sometimes, mostly my WOL

toyhouse , it’s just my WOL because she is my BABY

[fahrni]

Saturday Morning Coffee

Good morning from Charlottesville, Virginia! ☕️

Another week in the books. It’s my favorite time of the year. Trees are changing color and dropping leaves. Temperatures are beginning to drop. We have Halloween and Thanksgiving coming up. What a wonderful season!🍁🎃🦃

Robert D. McFadden • New York Times

Dianne Feinstein, 90, Dies; Oldest Sitting Senator and Fixture of California Politics

A friend of mine worked for Dianne Feinstein when he was in college. He was a registered Republican but that didn’t matter to her. She still hired him.

RIP 🪦

Moira Warburton and David Morgan • Reuters

WASHINGTON, Sept 29 (Reuters) - Hardline Republicans in the U.S. House of Representatives on Friday rejected a bill proposed by their leader to temporarily fund the government, making it all but certain that federal agencies will partially shut down beginning on Sunday.

And, here we go. All these knuckleheads want to do is tear down democracy. They don’t legislate and pass laws. You’re there to do the work of the people you represent back home.

Anyway, the modern GOP is full of idiots like Gaetz, Boebert, and Green. Why Republicans are so angry and hateful is beyond me. 🤬

Jacob Kastrenakes • The Verge

“Did he say we were moving to it specifically or is thinking about it?” Yaccarino asked.

That was Linda Yaccarino’s reply when asked if Twitter was going to start charging a fee for all users, a claim Space Karen made. She was caught off guard, she didn’t know that was the plan. She’s not the CEO of the company. She’s probably there just so Space Karen can say he lived up to his stupid poll.

I’m sure Linda Yaccarino is a more than competent executive but she’s made a deal with the devil. She should be nervous. Especially once he’s fired her. I originally said she be gone in six months. I’m sticking by that. She’s 100 days into her new role and already out of the loop.

Christian Tietze

SwiftUI.View is actually a view model – a model of the view. It’s a blueprint for what to display, but doesn’t contain any actual pixel drawing.

This is an interesting take and I think Christian is right. Once you think about it for a bit it starts to make sense. At least it did for me.

Now, I’ve done a bit of work on one of my apps — Arrgly — that has a few view models and they fit right into the new SwiftUI I’m writing. So, view models work as well, but is it an unneeded level of indirection? Maybe. 🤔

Jenny Gross • The New York Times

A 16-year-old boy was arrested Thursday on suspicion of criminal damage after one of Britain’s most famous trees, a sycamore that stood in a dip in Hadrian’s Wall, was cut down overnight in what the authorities described as “an act of vandalism.”

This is one of those head scratchers. Why in the world would someone just cut a down a random tree?

Hopefully we find out.

Craig Hockenberry

The only explanation I can find for the Timer’s design regressions is an unfamiliarity with some use cases. In the following critique, I’ll focus on how the watch is used in the kitchen and how older customers struggle with the new layout. Suggestions will be kept to a minimum: the effort here is to be descriptive, not prescriptive.

Wow! Craig does a deep dive into the Apple Watch Timer. I also used the built in timers when I’d grill.

Umar Shakir • The Verge

Google is offering its employees a new incentive to come into its Mountain View, California office: discounted hotel stays. The company is promoting $99 per night rates for its on-campus hotel to help remote employees transition into a hybrid working schedule, according to a report from CNBC.

Yeah, that’s not what I’d call good marketing. 🤣 you pay us $99 a night so you don’t have to commute to work! Brilliant! How ‘bout you just let folks work from home? 🧠

Gabriela Galindo • WIRED

The Fruit Union Suisse is 111 years old. For most of its history, it has had as its symbol a red apple with a white cross—the Swiss national flag superimposed on one of its most common fruits. But the group, the oldest and largest fruit farmer’s organization in Switzerland, worries it might have to change its logo, because Apple, the tech giant, is trying to gain intellectual property rights over depictions of apples, the fruit.

If Apple goes after a company over 100 years old because the have a logo with an apple on it they’re pathetic. 🤬

Believe it or not it’s part of what motivated me to change my little company’s name from Apple Core Labs to Hayseed.

Scott Jenson

Android and iOS share a common problem: they copied desktop text editing conventions, but without a menu bar or mouse. This forced them to overload the tap gesture with a wide range of actions: placing the cursor, moving it, selecting text, and invoking a pop-up menu. This results in an overly complicated and ambiguous mess-o-taps, leading to a variety of user errors.

I’ve mentioned I compose all my blog posts on my iPhone. I do it largely out of laziness. 😁

I’ve used Tot for a number of years and it has the best editing experience of any iPhone apps I’ve used.

Once I’m happy with my post I copy it to Micro.Blog and post it to my blog. Easy peasy.

Jeff Seldin • Voice of America

White supremacists appear to have settled on a new strategy to grow their numbers and ready capable fighting forces across the United States, Canada and Europe while avoiding the scrutiny of law enforcement.

I’ve been waiting for a war to break out in our country. At the least a bunch of very targeted attacks. If these wannabe soldiers can actually get their act together folks may have to start worrying. If they’re as disorganized and dumbass as they were on January 6, we’ll be fine. Yes, people will die, and that’s a terrible price to pay for stupidity.

Rogers Cadenhead

I publish this blog and seven other sites with Wordzilla, a CMS I wrote for myself and have never released. I began it 20 years ago and the PHP codebase is best examined in small doses because to look upon its full extent would bring a descent into madness worthy of Yog-Shoggoth.

I’ve read Rogers blog for years and years and I had no idea it was a home rolled solution. Good for you, Rogers! I’ve always wanted to create my own publishing system but I don’t have the gumption any longer to do it. 🎩

Ross Dellenger • Yahoo Sports

About 20 minutes after the conclusion of, let’s call it, the Autzen Stadium Massacre — Oregon 42, Colorado 6 — Prime Time himself nicely summed up the sordid affair.

I knew they’d lose eventually. It’s just going to happen, especially with a program in rebuild mode. They’ve already doubled last years win total so I’d say this year has already been a success. I also suspect they’ll win quite a few games this season. More than they lose. 🏈

X Out Hate

We are a group of rabbis, leaders of Jewish organizations, artists, activists, and academics. We have diverse ideologies and beliefs, but we have come together to address the danger Elon Musk and X represent to Jews and others.

Space Karen strikes again. He’s a racist and antisemite and has no place running a social media sit with so much power. X has become a home for the worst of the worst and it all his fault.

Hopefully we get some regulation around trust and safety issues that force social media companies to police their platforms better. 🤞🏼

It’s beyond time to leave Twitter. You now have much better choices; Mastodon, Threads, and Bluesky. Very selfishly I’d recommend Mastodon. It’s not controlled by a corporate entity who’s interest is using your data as the product. It’s a rag tag, loosely federated, collection of misfits and absolutely beautiful people carrying on the best conversations. It’s a place to build your community with a site controlled by your community. You don’t answer to anyone but yourself.

Aaron Brooks • MakeUseOf

A critical vulnerability in the WebP Codec has been discovered, forcing major browsers to fast-track security updates. However, widespread use of the same WebP rendering code means countless apps are also affected, until they release security patches.

Yikes! Make sure you patch your browser ASAP.

Evan Low • The Mercury News

Contrary to how some have misrepresented the letter my colleagues and I sent to California Attorney General Rob Bonta, we are not asking to “unilaterally strike (Donald) Trump’s name” from the ballot.

I’d love to see Trumps name stricken from as many states as possible. Especially those where he encouraged election fraud.

As a nation we need to do everything legally possible to keep this dangerous man out of office.

David Jays • The Guardian

A star with incredible presence, Gambon – who has died at the age of 82 – brought heft and delicacy, mischief and feeling, to the stage and screen

Most folks will remember him as Dumbledore. I remember him best for his roles in Sleepy Hollow and Mary Reilly. He played a real nasty piece of work in Mary Reilly and that stuck with me. 🪦

[rivangel]

ik you’re an mcr fan even tho u don’t talk about it all that much on here, but as a fellow levi and mcr stan i have to ask if you have any feelings/thoughts about tour officially being over because i’m in shambles

mannnnn i’ve been in love with mcr since i was 9 or 10 years old and not only is that where my love of music started but how i started to cope with my Living Situation as a kid and🧍🏻it’s rly difficult to put into words how much mcr means to me. /srs the course of my life would be different if i never started listening to them. i wouldn’t be the PERSON i am. they’re actually also… how i got into writing fanfic💀 i know alllll the lore. watched lotms more times than i can count. watched their concerts on youtube. learned every detail about frank iero and gerard way as possible. etc etc etc it’s kind of insane. i so much more than love them but ur right i don’t mention it enough on this blog lol

(bro i remember where i was on halloween 2019 when the reunion post went up on instagram. i lost my SHIT and don’t even get me started on their single. holy fuck)

this past tour would’ve been the first time i ever saw them in concert (i was too young to ever go before 2013 when they broke up rip… but on that topic in 2018 when it appeared that they were returning i remember vividly listening to their entire discography (((for not the first time… bc i did so every march 22nd aka the anniversary of when the band broke up……))) and dressing up as “””emo””” as possible for some reason only 16 year old me knows. the disappointment when i learned it was just the anniversary for the black parade and a… honestly mediocre remix? true betrayal tbh) - but then my concert was cancelled bc of stupid reasons wherein basically the organizers fucked up. at that point i’d been waiting like 3 years to see them (bc of covid), and i didn’t have the money even WITH a refund to buy another ticket or travel, so i just tapped out. it sucked.

BUT ANYWAY i’m not nearly as obsessed with them as i used to be, even though i will always love mcr and everything they stand for until i die. all that to say i haven’t been keeping up with the tour much, partly because mcr stan twitter is fucking unbearable. idk maybe the fandom just isn’t my scene anymore or there are too many young people in it, it’s hard to explain.

i’m really really really fuxking interested in what they do next though. a single being released implies an album in the future in which case i will explode, causing the heat death of the universe and i will become one with the soundwaves emanating from the music.

hope a ramble like that answers ur question🥰

OH: my number one favorite fun fact about myself is that i was born on the exact day their first album bullets was released. to this day my favorite album by them tbh

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

Olive Gardin

Adventure timez…!!!!!! soooOooo 2 weekZ ago we defz went to olivE garDin and defz gots 6 baskins of bred sticks n Put dem in hottopic bagg under our table n it wuz SOO FUNNZ to also pretend we were just newly Married w our court ordained ined ring-pops n ask our nameless and hobophobic server if we koild get free desert (she didn’t even say no she just said nothing so we stole tha cheese grater) . da chiggen Gnocci unlimited soup was Def canned but i rly likeD mixing it with the raspberryy iced T cuz i personally think all parts of ur tung shuld b stimulated when U eat Cuz eating is just like fuckin . n my feet hurt sooooooo bad rN cuz of my wooden jeffrey campbellz . but i feel kinda cute . ??? also we ran around beacons talkin bout how the soundcloud beats they played on overhead speaker made us wanna abort all our future fetuses n they laffed then we went to do drugs in the ahmitofu bathroom then kholed n laid on the sidewalk outside then ran into friends and also a local white pervert . :-]

Justin Bieber something something Yea yea yea i forgot the lyriX but ima keep mY eye out for SeleneerRRRRR .!!! >_< >_< <3 Jelena all overzz my TicTac Clock app .! i think im gonna try to find sum j13 magazines oFf ebAy n Make a shrine of pop culture 2000 in moi room . Cuzz like just cuz hailey is lik a enneagram 9 type n avoidant or whatever’s dis not Mean she not phlegmatic . i mean Problematic, my autoKorect go wiLd. :-p ask moi friend Jaime whos dads name is italian Salami. lYke can we talk ab the G tattoo n lik the stalking .?! n Jaden smith friendzoning her hug . SUS.!!!!!! WEERIIIRDD.!!!

im SooooOooOooo sad cuz i accidentally punched myseLf takin off my platformzz comin home from music video shoot on the Lords day N i gave moiself a semi black eye :-[ it wuz kuz i wuz rushing n rly tired cuz yea Idk jus went to bossa n stayed at friendz afties for literally 11 hourzz. n After my cute breakdown at Krazypizza n Wingsz n tryin to protect friends from gettin harassed for spare change off myrtle Bratwurst then tried to climb into a closet on top of a closet . i signed Dat NdA N i kant rly disclose nothInG YET but the wardrobe styling was as professionally listed in email from casting agent:”CUNTY FUCKING FABULOUS DENIM 4 jesus!!!<3 <3 “

Woowwwa has i been burnt out n on tha verge of mf resentment.!! i needs 2 practice giving compassion rather empathy.? n reevalue my boundaries also slow down when it comes to givin my heart cuz im such a mf simp . n Now that i cried for the last 46 hours and 27 min im ready to take the world again.!!!!!! ((online)).

Ty 2 my friends who don’t judge me when i cry cuz i C too many colors when i khole n think bad thoughts.!! and hold my hand while they poo pee n pee poo cuz my friends r sooo talented they can multitask lik dat <3 uwu <3 i still confused y i kholed n saw everything lik in marie antioinette viobez, i think it was The daughter of italiano salami’s vivienne westwood pearlZ that triggered meh. YEA i lik to speak in metaphors n colors n b confusing .! lik this one bitch i don’t talk to anymores twitter cover picture says ,”If im 2 much ….. find less.” =] enemies who giv u life quote inspo>>>>>>>>>

Shuld i just run away n move to connecticut or somewhere w like big grocery stores n like wildflowers on the road n trackerz just so i culd hibernate4a lil.?? i wanna b truly happy n not so heavy hearted n lik Stressed ab living / stayin above water . singing billie eyelash at thurr clurb made me realize i b wanting to cry when i dancin n in a room full of ppl n I rly do b goin out 2 da clurb to find “mutual understanding and good conversation. “4 now Ig ill jus keep distracting myself by watching lesbian dramas (Find that cheater in ur local neighborhood in the PNW.!!) and more Angry angry food reviewers eating cardi B + oFfset ‘a micky D meal ‘ mukbang N watchin dem get really upset cuz they got ripped off . Fast food inflation is crazy n im not sayin it’s ok cuz i still think of everything in Mcchiggen currency .

i want SydneySweedney to be my peeping tom so bad n also to forgive myself for being mean to someone who didn’t deserve it but i was just mad n tired of being heart brokeN. No im not talkin about the uhaul lesbian who love bombed meh the last month n a half n showed up to my house when i told them not to w a bag of mini nutellas n an old ringpop i ated that they tied their hair all around to bind meh to dem . Im also contemplating doing squats to get a fat ass cuz if i can’t get a lobotomy i should probably hav something vein instead to feel better (achieving the same result of happiness at the end but through a different method.) Is that rational.?? i’ve been told i kant rly compartmentalize .

Just cuz we all hav adhd does not mean we don’t kno how to listen n tht rly makes me happy esp cuz im still mad at that callenlourde psychiatrist w the huge badonkadonks who refused to diagnos meh cuz she is a cop. N

i luv goin 2 moi friendzz casa then not knowin her roomie is throwing a party w a local trak meet group n making shashooka N then everybody comes in sweaty even tho it’s sleetingsnowing outside then all these men n one women take off their shirts then put david bowie makeup on N clown costumez then im slowly realizing it was lik mayb lowkey an intended orgy.?!..?! n Im just sitting in the corner nxt to the space heater cuz im low in iron and googling “How long does cocaine last “ cuz along w this street adderal and the copious amounts of Kitty idont rly think i’m loading anymore N ima shashookashoot moiself if a sweaty man is near me again trying to help me hold the vaccuum in place while we scramble to figure out which Hdmi cord is broken. i took the What type of lesbian test r u and it said lipstick. but Idk what any of this means..?!

UGHHHHHHH i def am hexed by another hot self employed lesbian cuz how did I uber us all to they apt the other nite completely sober . tHinking it wuz takin us to moodring. N god damn how did i lose my phone n it wuz under the couch rite nxt to his old vape he lost 2 weeks ago there. Im hexed!.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dere is sm more to share lik how i kinda still admire my ex Gf who visited nyc this last week even tho they don’t remember denying me closure and how i Found a tboy who is willing to be the community scapegoat for hot afab femmes / A human bench , and my new obsession the word assburgers . N how my roomie n i went to pick up a couch from a man in queens who told us to go in n make ourselves at home when we arrived 5 min earlier than him cuz the heartshaped lock on the door was unlocked but im tired n hav to work on confronting my addiction to chicken as a vegan , getting a blink membership n getting hotter. love u all <3

—Renny whowill get a fat asssoon Chang cuz if i can’t hav a lobotomy i want power .

[invaderzia1]

MITSUYA TAKASHI NSFW ALPHABET

a - aftercare

best aftercare, such a sweet heart. will help clean you up, run a bath, pour you what ever drink you want, give you a massage. Legit loves to make you feel like a queen.

b- body part

loves ur hands and ur eyes. idk why but something about your soft hands touching his body gets him going, loves to see you holding his cock in them. and loves to see you sucking his cock and looking up at him with your eyes. or when he’s eating you out and he looks up to see you watching him.

c - cum

i think he has runny cum, very liquidy. probably tastes really good cuz he takes care of himself. loves to cum on your face and tits/chest. aesthetically loves it on your face.

d - dirty secret

one time, he was so worked up eating you out, he ended up cumming just from the eating your pussy. luckily you didn’t notice and he never said a word of it. just kinda kept eating you out until he was ready again.

e - experience

I’d say he’s pretty experienced, he’s had a few partners and hook ups before, less than 10 but more than 4. definitely knows what he’s doing.

f - favorite position

missionary and the one where he’s standing and you are laying down are his favorite. loves having you on your back for him.

g - goofy?

he can be, not a full blown jokester but he’s confident enough in himself to not let it ruin the mood when something funny happens.

h - hair

very well groomed, doesn’t like going completely nude but has done it before. usually just a very well trimmed short patch of black hair.

i - intimacy

if you think he’s anything but romantic then you are lying. would 10000% lay rose petals on the bed for you if he could. lights candles and has a smooth r&b playlist for sex. always treats you respectfully and like a queen.

j - jack off

if he’s home alone for a while and has no project to do, he will probably jerk it. doesn’t do it very often but does enjoy doing it. likes aesthetically pleasing porn, like tumblr or Twitter nudes. or will just listen to someone get off audibly. lives to the audio stuff.

k - kink

lingerie, but that’s obvious. so I’m also going to throw in praise. loves to hear you telling him how good he’s doing. tell him he’s a good boy and he’ll bury his face in your cunt and give you the best orgasm ever.

l - location

prefers to keep it in the house, but doesn’t mind doing it in his office or car. favorite place is the bed room tho

m - motivation

seeing you all dressed up in some nice clothes and right out of the shower. oddly, if you wear his clothes as well he will get very into it. something about what you are wearing gets him.

n - NO

cnc is a big no for him, he just can’t imagine doing something like that to you. probably also doesn’t like the idea of you ripping his clothes or anything, might be alright with ripping some stocking of yours but he’s really not into seeing his designs being torn up.

o - oral

omg he is in love with your pussy. the taste, the feeling, the look. absolutely in love. hes up there as one of the best pussy eaters and prefers to give rather than receive, but that doesn’t mean he won’t appreciate a good blow job, always happy to have you on your knees.

p - pace

slow but with forceful thrusts, wants to make sure you feel each thrust when he does it. will probably grind his hips against yours as well to see how deep in your womb he is.

q - quickie

sometimes, it’s rare for him to not take his time with you. but imagine, it’s been weeks of him pulling late nights and being stressed for a huge fashion show, everything is going so well and it’s right before the show is going to start, pull him into his dressing room and give him a blow job or a handjob to help him destress before anyone can find him to stress him out again.

r - risk

can be quiet risky, likes to test the limit but would never risk you being caught for real. only does it if he knows he can get away with it.

s - stamina

goes for two rounds, three if he’s hasn’t seen you in a while. loves to go slow and sensual with you, takes his time so each orgasm always hits harder.

t - toys

small vibrators are his friends, loves to see you play with your clit with a cute pink one. or to see a cute plug hidden by the small fabric of your thong.

u - unfair

can be, if he so chooses. he has to be in a mood to want to be unfair to you, like jealous or stressed out, but honestly he’s good at teasing you. loves when you tease him though, gets him all worked up.

v - volume

i swear he’s just pretty, a sweet voice with cute moans. not super loud, but when he does let you hear him it’s 1000% worth it.

w - wild card

crossdressing, not a big shocker. loves the idea of being dressed up in some nice fancy dress while you make him look pretty.

x - x ray

longer than he is thick. One of the prettiest cocks, well taken care of as well. 7.5 inches with a pretty set of balls that hang nicely. underside of his cockhead is pretty sensitive.

y - yearning

I’d say he’s quite average sex drive, maybe once or twice a week if he can. Can wait a while in between as well, but the longer he waits the more irritable he is prone to be.

z - ZZZ

sex can make him calm down but it won’t make him fall asleep, he’ll just kind of hold you close and lay with you to relax afterward.

[cozzzynook]

I’m thinking of Hawks having more sociopathic tendencies because of his quirk? This is inspired by a tweet I saw from crispyhawks on twitter. Now i’m having thoughts.

Hawks doesn’t care for living like a normal person, he’s more instinctually driven with bouts of being “normal” or “human” as the commission call it. They train him to be more like his “bouts” of empathy and showing emotion. He’s okay with killing but only when they did something wrong.

He likes eating raw meat on his fresh kills that have misbehaved and he uses that term because when he misbehaved the commission gave him a punishment as well though not the extremes of death. He just cruises through life doing something that allows him the ability to fly and eat freely so long as he eats in private or the cover of night and he can fly anytime he wants mostly.

He just needs to be good and he gets his reward. Those are the only things he cares about until he meets Dabi. Something about those blue eyes and staples entrance him. His instincts say, ‘mate,’ the first time they meet and Hawks feels something twinge in his brain. He doesn’t want to hurt or kill this person for a meal.

No. He follows him, trails after him and watches him during all his off time. He keeps getting this twinge in his brain that he’s never experienced before and now all he wants is to follow it.

He comes to learn what rage feels like when he sees someone manage to sneak up on Dabi during a fight. The man was able to stab Dabi in the hip too close to an artery for comfort and Hawks plunged and ripped his head off before he knew it. He’d scattered his feathers and killed the other men before he knew it. Catching dabi with bloody hands and blood splatters on his face.

He had a look of pure toxic glowing gold rage in his eyes that truly put Dabi on edge, so much so he showed that fear. That same fear that Hawks would see in his prey and he paused. He didn’t fully understand but he felt a pit in his body and he wanted it gone. So he nudged Dabi with his nose not at all understanding how socially wrong the whole thing was as he licked Dabi’s cheek.

Dabi was honestly too frightened and surprised to move but when the bird tried to take flight he tried to move away only for the bird to hold impossibly tight and take off. He was honestly too weirded out and exhausted when Hawks landed at his home, his literal home that didn’t look lived in at all save for the nest hanging in the bedroom.

Dabi learned how animalistic Hawks really was as he forced him to stay in the nest and forced him to let his wounds be treated. Hawks didn’t let him leave save for the shower and bathroom. He often just stared at him and traced the lines of his scars while he thought Dabi was asleep and Dabi honestly didn’t care to argue until it was time for him to leave. What can he say, free food and water and a warm bed. What more could he ask for?

‘A bird that isn’t borderline psychotic,’ Dabi thinks.

He healed thanks to Hawks and it took him almost burning the nest, which didn’t go well because hawks was stronger than he looked, for Hawks to get the point.

When he let Dabi leave, the next day he found the bird hot on his trail at the end of the hero’s shift. “You’re done. I want us in the nest.”

It was the opposite of a pit in Hawks belly and he felt the tingles that washed warm and he learned what like was as well thanks to Dabi.

Dabi was about to say “tough shit” and ignore the bird and walk away but then Hawks scooped him up and abducted him. Wouldn’t let him leave and for some reason he didn’t burn the bird to the ground. He would when he took things too far and hawks seemed to understand burns mean stop. Something else that disturbed Dabi about this whole situation.

He eventually had no choice but to accept these weird habits of Hawks or so he told himself. It felt nice to have someone see him and only have eyes for him, even if this was a red flag even for him but so was he so he figured they were even.

Dabi got a warm place and ‘mate’ as Hawks called it, forced onto him but he did get a nice shower and a large library at Hawks home out of the deal so he was fine with that. Hawks got someone who made him feel “warm waves” as he explained.

Dabi wasn’t too upset though, Hawks was really nice to cuddle but the dead stare and hunters gaze when eating raw human meat was definitely a boundary Dabi had to teach him. It wasn’t so much the eating human part, he’d met a lot of carnivorous heteromorphs on the streets, it was hawks looking him in the eye while chewing.

Yeah, that was a no no in Dabi’s limits.

Still, life was nice. Hawks never made him feel like his existence was a huge question, they just enjoyed being together the best the two of them could. He sucked at comforting and he was sure Hawks didn’t know how but they did try. Hawks would let him rage or hide and Dabi would help Hawks learn what the emotion he was feeling was and how to feel it.

A lot of trail and error but hawks never tried to kill him. Dabi made a point not to burn him unless necessary. It worked, they worked, and they didn’t prefer anybody else because this was the closest thing they could feel to liking someone or possibly love. To them, this was okay. That was more than enough for them.

Its my birthday so i wanted to post something ❤️🍁

[cleolinda]

Story time: yard chaos

[I told this story on Twitter today, 11/29/22, because I like to be as dramatic and ominous as possible.]

Friends, you may be aware that I often tell Neighborhood Gothic tales about the happenings on my street. I have another one.

So yesterday I look out the kitchen window and see about 15-20 fluorescent-vested workers (who do they work for? We just don’t know) hanging out about 1-2 houses down. Just chilling on both sides of the street, sitting on the storm drain, in the yards, what have you.

And they are more than welcome to; I just don’t know why. Tons of trucks around. Including multiple USIC trucks: People What Identify Your Underground Utilities. You may remember that I ran into one while I was tripping on yard nightshade. Good people, necessary, ideal.

I go about my business (cleaning out my tea kettle). Sometime later, loud machine noises. Bear in mind that I live in an area where there is always someone working loudly on something. Cutting down dangerous trees (RIP🌲), building new houses, eternally landscaping. I shrug.

I look out the window again. The corner of my neighbor’s yard is thoroughly dug up. Now, this summer, I watched a man cut down a whole-ass tree and every single bush (including two beautiful gardenias) of hers branch by branch. There are naught but stubs now.

Am I now that old lady who peers out the window at the doings of the street? Yes. Do I know Debra’s life? No. Do I have any idea why twenty workers are needed to dig up one corner of her yard? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Some hours later, my mom comes home for lunch. She is INCANDESCENT with rage. I assume it’s because our street is clogged with trucks. Why u mad tho? “WHY AREN’T YOU MAD?” After some confusion, my mom gets it through my placid head that the workers

are digging up

OUR YARD

I hadn’t looked out the FRONT window; our dog had been asleep and hadn’t needed to go out. There are three GIANT HOLES, like 3x3 and half a grave deep, at the street end of our yard, like prairie dog holes from hell. Nobody said FUCK ALL to me about this.

My mom’s higher self is a capable, savvy woman who knows her worth. My mom’s shadow self is a Karen. She marches out there to ask what the FUCK is going on. A foreman steps forward. “Oh, they didn’t put a letter on your door?” NO!!!!

I can’t tell if this [a tweet that did not in fact go through] went through or not, because they keep cutting off the wifi. There is a crane over my street now

What is GOING ON, asks my mom. “Something about fiber optic cables,” the foreman says. SOMETHING?? “Something about phones.” IN 2022??? We Just Don’t Know.

Holes begin to spread up the street.

By sundown, every single yard upstreet of mine has a minimum of three deep pits exposing Unknown Cables. Turf has been skinned off and thrown aside. I’m just like, this might as well happen. My mom now has a contractor’s business card. Neighbors are mad. Nobody was warned.

I’m out with Cooper on the deck (where he likes to chase falling leaves) in the dimming sunlight, and I happen to look around at the street.

Water is cascading down the road.

I live on a hill. You know how it looks during a hard rain, just little wavelets washing down the road? That. Water pouring down the entire width of the street, gutter to gutter. The deluge has already reached the intersection and shows no sign of stopping.

My phone has no wifi.

The Workers from Somewhere have hit a water main up the street. In front of a lawyer’s house, I’m told, so have fun with that. What I learn later is, despite there being 3-4 USIC trucks on the street, no one ever marked any utilities. Somebody told the workers not to wait.

Birmingham Water Works trucks, flashing their lights in the darkness, show up at 9 pm to fix the busted water main. Neighbors are wandering around fretting that the Great Flood of ‘22 is going to show up on their utility bills. The lawyer is very popular.

I get up this morning. By 6 am, they are back out there, doubling down. This is not the workers’ fault, btw. Honest day’s work, dishonest employer.

Every single house on my side of the street has a minimum of four (4) fiber optic prairie dog pits now.

I don’t know WHAT and I don’t know WHY. And now, there is a crane over my street for something happening underground. Orange cones and a giant wheel of orange and blue cable have appeared. Someone is brandishing a rake. End transmission for now.

UPDATE: The crane is ripping out a small tree (RIP 🌳) near the top of the street. I do not know if this is related or not. Either shit just got real with the cable digging, or we have dueling contractors.

[Situation in progress, more later]

[thetaekookcloset]

Taekook at Busan Concert

Like many people, I planned to watch the Busan concert live, and was quickly thwarted by Weverse basically crashing after the first two songs, RIP. The group I was with tried Naver Now afterward, but that didn't really work for us either. We did eventually find a stream of the JTBC broadcast thanks to a friend on here (thank you again!!), but we didn't really get it up and running until after Butter, and it cut out in the middle of ending ments.

I've spent a lot of today catching up on what I missed, and damn was there a lot going on! I've got a lot of moments I want to talk about, so keep reading for my thoughts, opinions, and ceaseless screaming about as much of what happened as I can reasonably address.

Thank you to everyone who sent me links -- your help was invaluable as I put together this list!

1. Backstage primping and butt-slapping

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These moments (the one above, where Taehyung gives Jungkook a little butt slap, and also this one, where Taehyung primps Jungkook a bit), to me, are very typical of what we often see from Taekook: a little domestic, very sweet and cute, giggly, and slightly suggestive of an additional closeness because of the sense of propriety in the otherwise simple gestures.

There's also a little side-butt slap from Jungkook to Taehyung here.

They're sweet little moments, very quick and easy to write off, I'm sure, but cute and worth a mention because they show TK being playful and just having fun together. Also, Jungkook's little pat to Tae's waist like he wants to play along but isn't sure what to do -- cute!!

2. Run BTS choreo

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Obviously this is choreography, so it's not like it tells us anything about TK really, but I had to include this on the list because!! Come on!!!

The Run BTS choreo was amazing in general, I'm so glad that we got to see that in flawless streaming perfection at least lol. Everyone absolutely killed it, but Taekook!! Damn! Especially in the clip shown here, like, I'm pretty sure I fully melted the first time I watched this. Their movement?? Their expressions???? Taehyung's TONGUE?

You'll have to bury me here, I won't be coming back from this, I'm afraid.

3. Jungkook hyping Tae's dancing/watching Tae

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Throughout the whole concert (or what I got to see of it at least), it seemed to me like everyone was seriously having just the best time. It was so much fun getting to watch everyone laughing and feeling themselves, but Jungkook especially seemed to be having so much fun in such a visible way. It was like what he truly cared about first and foremost was making the most of this for himself, his members, and the fans, and it was so nice to see.

I absolutely love this clip of him hyping up Tae's dancing because he's just vibing and having fun and enjoying whatever Taehyung is getting up to. His smile is huge, he really is just indulgent and happy here it seems like.

4. Boy With Luv

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Similarly playful and fun was their interaction during Boy With Luv. There's nothing really to say about it in particular, it's just cute and fun and another indication that they were all just having a good time together, and I love that!

5. Butter butt wiggle

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This is another one that's just cute and fun that I wanted to include in the list because it makes me smile. I don't really have anything to say about it, TK are just cute and weird and funny and I adore them. I bet this butt wiggle was Tae's idea and Jungkook is just being classic Jungkook and indulging him. Good for them lol.

6. Singing together during Dope

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Here we seem to have a classic instance of Taehyung and Jungkook interacting and the camera that's on them trying to make sure that not too much of That (tm) is shown to the audience.

Obviously that may not have been this camera person's intent, I'm not a mind reader, but I mean, it is pretty clear that Taehyung and Jungkook are having an interaction here, singing their lines with/to each other, and the camera really only shows Tae once it becomes clear what's happening.

It's still really cute though!

ETA: Another angle that shows their actual interaction here a bit better, thanks to an anon who sent it in!

7. Best is yet to come

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At the end of the show, Jungkook and Taehyung held up the "Best moment is yet to come" sign together before holding hands for their bows. There's also this photo that shows how close together they were standing in comparison to the other members.

Personally I don't put much stock, for the most part or most of the time, in who the members hold hands with at the end of the show, but there is something sweet to me about them holding this sign together, and of course them having no space between them when standing next to each other in a lineup, as they so often don't.

8. Holding hands

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The biggest moment from the concert where Taekook are concerned, for me, is definitely the hand-holding moment from Save Me. When I realized I missed this after the stream crashed, I was so sad, but since then, there have been so many different angles released by fans and honestly each one just makes my heart softer.

I love everything about this moment. I love that it's Jungkook who holds out his hand for Taehyung. I love how Taehyung sort of tips his mic at Jungkook in what might have been meant as acknowledgment of the gesture, but Jungkook decides that's not enough and doesn't lower his hand. I love how his fingers go sort of soft as he waits, but he doesn't falter at all.

I love how Taehyung smiles when he realizes what Jungkook wants, and then for a moment, he looks to the side as though checking someone or something, like he doubts whether this is okay to do, but then he goes for it anyway.

I love that when he reaches out and finally takes Jungkook's hand, he does it so sweetly. I feel like you can feel the weight of it when their hands meet and their fingers fold around each other. Maybe this is just my delulu brain talking, but the gesture is so intentional and sweet at the same time, it feels sort of heavy and soft all at once when I watch it. It seems so significant, partly because it seems to me like it was a bit of a risk for them in this context.

I think this moment has skyrocketed close to the top of some of my all-time favorite TK moments. It feels unquestionably romantic to me, and all the more so because of the importance of this concert, its setting and its place in their career.

I'm not trying to make more of it than it is, at the end of the day it's one gesture and obviously especially in South Korea and within BTS, hand-holding isn't an inherently romantic thing to do, but it's really all the other details of this moment that give it its potential significance in my opinion.

It's the way they hold hands and don't let go for a long moment, even as Taehyung keeps walking, it's Taehyung's hesitance and his happiness, it's Jungkook's stalwart but quiet and patient insistence, it's the smiles they both have as they do it. There's just something so lovely about this whole interaction in my opinion. It feels really special to me.

I also feel like I can't end this post without mentioning the obvious differences in the types of playfulness Taekook exhibited in rehearsals versus the show itself.

Acknowledging those differences -- how completely non-hesitant they were in rehearsals, how shamelessly suggestive their playing around had been -- in comparison to the much more innocent and sweet forms of playfulness during the concert itself -- seems like a necessary part of thinking about this concert through a TK lens.

At the very least, it would seem to me to suggest, once again, that the Taekook behind the scenes are a bit different from the Taekook we see as part of the main event, whatever that might be in a given situation. And why would they need to be so different, in this way specifically, if they had nothing to hold a bit closer to the chest?

Taking all of that into consideration, not only does it strengthen the idea, for me, that Taehyung and Jungkook are likely in a romantic relationship, it also adds even more potential significance to a public gesture like holding each other's hands in the middle of a concert of this magnitude.

There really is something so special and beautiful about their relationship, and over the last couple of days, I feel like we've gotten to see these deep, if small, glances into it, which is something that feels sweetly tender to me.