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kramlabs · 6 months ago

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H/t: @tomorrowmaybetomorrowmaybe

#patriotic political myths #don’t gov me bro #anti-state #I didn’t sign shit

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ophernelia · 7 months ago

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@imogencrnza: it was hard getting them all to behave for a picture.

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bl0w-m3 · 10 months ago

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#I wanna fucking off myself Jesus Christ #why did nobody help?#I’m so tired of them saying “well we didn’t know #THERE WERE SIGNS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE #bpd #mental health #actually bpd #mental illness #bpd shit #actually borderline #bpd shitposting #bpd problems #bpd mood #bpd meme #parental abuse #tw sa implied

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ghost-bxrd · 3 months ago

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Everyone under the impression that Jason is just cruising the kingdoms with Red, but how about him actually ruling the lands Joker used to call his own… 👀

#Jason ‘wait I gotta rule people now?’ Todd #Jason ‘no I didn’t sign up for this shit’ Todd #Jason ‘huh being a usurper is kinda fun’ Todd #Red ‘my tiny child is growing up to be menacing I adore him’ Hood #dragon au #musings #jason todd #red hood #dragons

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lady-raziel · 2 months ago

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alright I’m gonna say it I can excuse a lot in fanfiction but people who write straight abo fics and make the man the alpha and the woman the omega are literally just wrong like you didn’t need abo to write that fic that way please appropriate a different kink genre for that shit

#like I don’t go out searching for this stuff #but when I see it I’m like…why tho #you didn’t need abo to include aphrodisiac or breeding shit?#I’m ace and I don’t get any of it so I shouldn’t nitpick probably #but it’s like idk guys maybe the lgbts need to gatekeep the omegaverse because that shit can’t become a straight booktok trope #we’ll need to kill the internet if that happens I’m sorry #1000 TikTok ban for real catch me testifying in congress with a big sign defining omegaverse terms I don’t care

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petitesmafia · 1 year ago

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stormbringer gang 4ever (inspired by this tweet)

#enartchive #bsd #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #bungo stray dogs #bungou sd #bsd stormbringer #adam frankenstein #shirase buichirou #dazai osamu #too lazy to colour this ahaha #also don’t ask me shit about shirase’s hair #that was a NIGHTMARE #Adam’s mouth took me so long to draw too #so I just said fuck it #also I didn’t realize Dazai’s sign was so small LOL #no spatial awareness when u finger draw on ur phone fr

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fever-dreamer97 · 6 months ago

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The emotional differences between these two shows where the main girl has a hearing disability are STAGGERING

#a silent voice #sign of affection #I mean #a silent voice was the first ever anime to make me legit cry out of depression #sign of affection is the biggest hit of serotonin I’ve had in a while #anime #manga #deafawareness #and I love how they treat yuki with her disability #vs shoko who my goodness didn’t deserve any of that shit of bullying #anime community #shoko nishimiya #shoya ishida #yuki itose #nagi itsuomi

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cheapshadesfastcars · 10 months ago

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oh i guess my delutional charles-to-redbull slash lestappen-teammates dream is gone…..

#as if i didn’t know he was going to re-sign…..#i just hope ferrari gets their shit together and gives charles the car he deserves #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #formula one #formula 1 #f1 #lestappen

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sunshineneedsaplacetokeephernsfw · 5 months ago

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Attire mission: Purchase premium attire to get an extended romantic story!

Me: *on Liam's route* Romantic my ass! This is a tragedy

#THEY KEEP GETTING SADDER!#also apparently by definition romances need to have a happy ending #so if the main couple isn’t together by the end and/or it's sad then it's a tragedy #ikedevs weren't fucking around when the first play I went to with Liam was Romeo and Juilet!#which is a very famous tragedy!#and Don Quixote is about a delusional man trying to be the main character of his idealized story #or something like that I feel like there's some symbolism in that #and in the Hunchback of Notre Dame it was already obvious in the route how it fits in but Esmerelda dies at the end #and Quasimodo cried until he died #I don’t know shit about Wuthering Heights but considering everything else it might have some meaning there too #I had thought the devs weren't paying attention to contents of the books/plays they were picking #when first hearing them bring up Don Quixote and Romeo and Juliet but now I'm thinking it was very much on purpose #and I just hadn't know what story I was signing up for #I thought it was going to be yandere or corruption arc #I didn’t realize the dark part was tragedy!#so anyway I'm good now #and yeah it was chapter 14 I just finished #ikevil #ikemen villains #liam evans #ikevil liam #ikevil spoilers #rant

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akkivee · 3 months ago

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chiitan replying to the kuukou bday tweet bc they have decided kuukou’s crazy and their crazy makes them twin souls and then posting that vid of them shooting the ocean is so wholesome uwu omg wow wow 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#this is vee speaking #chiitan: young gun???? i have guns!!!!! 😃😃😃 *shoots the ocean*#this year was pretty fcking peak for a kuukou year lol #looooooots of shrines out on display looooooooots of karaage as offerings lol #one person made a kuukou cake figurine and it was SICK #and a kuukou analyst i like posted a thesis paper talking about kuukou and dragons for his day and the year of the dragon #and that’s the nerd shit i didn’t sign up for stanning him but it’s highkey what’s had me by the balls this whole time LOL #bless coo coo for kuukou stans fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#chiitan being a kuukou fan was not on my bingo card tho LOL #incredibly based taste chaotic mascot who’s dedicated to taking over the marketing algorithm remember when kuukou took over the hypmic tw—

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kramlabs · 3 months ago

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#I didn’t sign shit #Lysander spooner #don’t gov me bro

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iinryer · 4 months ago

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it is always funny to me when someone learns how few people i am willing to be exposed to online. i am in a fishbowl of my own creation and im having a great time

#got to tell someone else last night how many blogs I follow #(27)#(and about half of them are dailies and events)#my filters are insane too gjfhdhfh #I even have a lot of people’s ask tags muted in an effort to see fewer takes I didn’t sign up for gjfhdhf #i simply do not care to see shit that I don’t like. and so I won’t!#viciously curate your online experience. it’s worth it #iinryer talk

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esta-elavaris · 2 months ago

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Had a moment today that exemplifies how my family thinks but like, in a way that’s just very sad and makes me glad I don’t think that way.

Showed a relative the amazing painting that friend did for me, and her first response was “you’d be able to sell that for some good money!!!”

Like. No????

For months I’ve discussed this creative trade with this friend, we’ve talked about what the other wants, we’ve gotten excited about it and traded progress pics as we work on it for each other, gotten stoked over making plans to get to the post office and seeing the other finally get it, and it’s just been a very wholesome and very fun project. It took six weeks for us to complete these projects, and now I have something on display in my room that makes me very happy, that’s objectively beautiful, and that I know a friend put a lot of effort into making for me and was THRILLED when I adored it.

And my family’s immediate line of thinking is “make a few quid from it lol”.

I can’t imagine the headspace it must take to go through life like that.

#I mean same relative said something similar when I met Nikki Sixx #very long story short he was my idol growing up his music got me through a lot #got to meet him on MC’s ‘final tour’ in 2015 #I was 18 I was so nervous but so thrilled #he was so insanely kind to my teenage self #listened intently when I explained how his music got me through a lot #and how I was setting out to become a writer even tho my fam disapproved #he encouraged me he gave me the pick he used to play that entire gig #he liked our pic together on IG and encouraged me and was INSANELY lovely on FB when I later posted a pic of my tattoo of his autograph #(and if u kno him u kno he gets prickly on social media to folk who deserve it so like)#just went completely above and beyond to encourage me and be so so SO kind #I excitedly tell this same relative about it all #I’m on cloud 9 bc my idol encouraged me to chase my dreams #this same relative got angry at me because I didn’t ask him for tickets to their final ever show in LA #like #this man just proved the saying of never meet your heroes entirely wrong #he repeatedly went out of his way to be kind to me #when all he really had to do was smile and pose for a photo and sign my shit #and she wanted me to then ask him to fly me out to a sold out gig for free #like he would have told me to fuck off and it would’ve ruined the entire thing #bc it’s just such a glaring display of ungratefulness and I’d never be weird enough to ask anyway #and she was LIVID with me insisting ‘you don’t get it you don’t ask!!!!!’#and this was ten years ago and this exchange today just showed me nothing has changed #like how can you just cheapen the value of things like this to make a few quid or to go to a free concert #I couldn’t live that way #and she consistently alienated people from her and can never work out why #it’s honestly just very sad

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everywhere-all-around-the-world · 3 months ago

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#leave more in the tags/comments/rbs !! there are some creative workarounds out there #the reason i like the 빛 more than 쉿 is because 쉿 is always a clear censor like guys !!! no they didn’t say shit!! they said shh!#but when jennie and hwasa used 빛 it wasn’t as much of a work around as it was a fun dual meaning #so i think it’s more creative #i’ll explain all of these here in case someone doesn’t understand:#i don’t give a what replaces “fuck” with “what”#”쉿“ pronounce shwt or shwit in korean means “shhh” but it sounds like the word “shit” in english #cause we don’t give a fu…is from skz topline and it’s just a fade out of the word fuck #“if you seek it why owe you” is from xdinary heroes’ song freakin bad and it sounds like “F-U-C-K-Y-O-U”#kind of like britney spears’ “all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy” (f-u-c-k me)#“Our dish here is so bussin’” is from skz super bowl and it sounds like “Our shit so bussin” when they perform it #(prolly cause han actually says shit when they perform it lol but it’s fun)#빛means light or shining in korean and it can sound like “bitch” in english especially if it’s 빛이 #jennie uses it in solo to mean “i’m a shining solo” but it sounds like “bitch i’m a solo”#hwasa uses it in im a b to say “i’m a bitch” but it also means she’ll keep shining as herself and an idol #in cheese by skz there’s a part where they list fingers to put down (index finger middle finger etc) and it forms a thumbs up sign #however if u listen to the ad libs and include them in your finger movements it forms a middle finger sign instead #kpop #kpop polls #polls #stray kids #skz #xdinary heroes #xdh #jennie kim #blackpink #bp #hwasa #mamamoo

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strawberryfaced · 7 months ago

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fever so bad i cried but the doctor was a nice lady and i saw the sunset before i knocked out for like 50 minutes. also i love my friends

#i was feeling rlly shit during the day like on the verge of tears #but I didn’t wanna go to the nurse bc what if i was making it up in my head it would be so awkward #anyways so one of them is like a robotics nerd so he wrote this code that basically just repeated “go to the nurse!”#other friend just . called me a monkey while also forcing me to take medicine #n my other friends i got to communicate with sign language because my voice didn’t work :)#friendship is magic maybe .#m

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leadendeath · 1 month ago

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had a beach episode today and i saw a sign/notice outside the lifeboats area saying (to the effect of):

“please don’t donate your old pyrotechnics to us they might not work or be dangerous :(“

first of all yes. my eyes laser-focused on the first part of one of those words and blacked out. you know me.

second WHO THE HELL JUST OWNS FLARES, IN A BIG ENOUGH QUANTITY THAT IT IS A BIG ENOUGH PROBLEM THEY CAN DONATE ENOUGH TO NEED A SIGN SAYING NOT TO DO THAT?!?

tf2 ass predicament. got me thinkin mannco WOULD do that. osha who. i mean theyre not trying to save each other they’re doing the opposite

#do i tag it #tf2 #sure why not it’s funny #i mean i HOPE people do heed the warning but. i hope the sign’s still there next time this is not made up #i’ll get a pic #‘how do we know you didn’t just make this up synth? 🤨’ because i have only small imagination 🤏 and u Can’t make this shit up lmao

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