#i didn’t hyper fixate on toy education for nothing bitch!!!
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Listen, all I’m saying is that if the phallos mortuus 2.0 doesn’t have a flared base, I’m gonna be disappointed /lh. I know it’s probably marketed as a novelty item and is not meant to be used as an actual sex toy but come on. Folks want it up the ass but it is not safe! Remember:
No flared base = leaves no trace.
#yap yap yap#ghost#shitghosting#how dare you call papa a sex icon when the mf doesn’t even know how to make a safe toy /j /lh#i didn’t hyper fixate on toy education for nothing bitch!!!#i’m not actually mad but do y’all get my concern?
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