#i did need a wind dps tho
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succesfully acquired feixiao and a lil guy 😌
some silly shenanigans under the cut
in my attempt to convince my bestie to play the event i made him this:
and so i went back to google image search and found this:
which then lead to my friend requesting i make this:
and ofc i couldn't leave it at that and ended up making the ultimate version:
which is now my friend's desktop background lol
#i was guaranteed cuz i lost the 50/50 trying to get the foxian chef to bailu#but since i didn't have her yet i wasn't too upset lol#and i don't reaaaaally need jiaoqiu#i did need a wind dps tho#even though i don't have a team for her yet rip#gonna try to get robin#just got yanqing at like 20 pity#he's e2 now and will continue to be lvl 20#cuz i got jing liu the day she released#which wasn't long after i started playing lol like i got her before i got yanqing#mars yaps#honkai star rail
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AAAAAAAAAAAA AMAKAKKADIFNFLEKJWJRKVKCLALWJRKGJLXKEORJSLWKRKLSKAODMVLDJFKFMAKSMLRJFKCMSKAKWKNCKXKSLENFLFKSL
MY WIFE!!!!! MY WIFE IS HERE!!!!!! SHE’S REAL SHE’S ALIVE AND SHE’S THE FRICKING MECH HOLY SHIT
Oh my fricking goodness I love this splash SO MUCHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHE LOOKS SO COOL AND I LOVE THE WIND BLOWING HER DRESS AND HER HAIR SHE’S SO BADASS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAGICAL GIRL
Also I love SAM in the back omfg 😭😭😭😭 it’s like he’s a magical entity protecting her, which isn’t entirely wrong since it’s a mecha that she uses to battle and probably not only prevents her from getting hurt, it allows her to move freely despite her condition, it’s an accommodation
Another thing I love about this splash is her logo. HER LOGO IS SO FRICKING CUTE IT FITS HER SO WELL I love the gradient turning from green to orange bc she’s fire!!!
AND THE FAIRY WINGS TOO ITS LITERALLY LIKE SHES A FAIRY HOLY SHIT did I ever mention fairies are my favorite fairytale creature??? YEAH. YEAHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭
And last but not least, she’s a fire destruction character!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!! I’ve been meaning to get myself a destruction character since Jingliu, because my account is full of single target DPSes which’s not good for several game modes 😭😭😭😭 perhaps Firefly will fill that gap for me, although I do wanna pull other destruction like Jingliu and perhaps future characters
I already have Topaz and Himeko so the repeating element can be complicated LOL but hopefully it won’t be as bad
I’ve been in huge need for more ice characters tho since my only ice dps is yanqing…. So it’s kinda tempting to pull for jingliu now 😭😭😭😭 but I wanna resist so I can have enough saved up for guaranteed Firefly
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Beidou is literally so powerful but why does she feel weak in my party
#maybe its because i have diluc in my party with her?#my party is diluc barbara zhongli and beidou in that order#idk how this works tbh but i use diluc as main dps beidou as secondary dps and barbara and zhongli as support#i really dont want to change my party again since i feel like it wastes my time doing it so often#all of them are the same level tho which is lv 41#(i have to get more exp stuff)#i think beidou feels less powerful to me because i keep conparing her to diluc#diluc does 3 slashes of elemental burst while beidou does one#my artifacts for her are the full berserker set. maybe i need to upgrade those?#actually yeah i keep forgetting to update those so I'll get onto that#her weapon is rainslasher so I'll try and enhance that more too#okay reminder tmr enhance artifacts because i always forget them#a lot of my enhancing went to ningguang and kaeya tho and what a waste that theyre not in my current party#the moment i got diluc and beidou (and zhongli) i went 'see ya!'#ningguang and kaeya are still stronger than my current party tho since they're lvl 44#i still have my old party in the archive just in case i encounter some things my current party cant handle#like eye of the storms#btw I've already said a lot but in the past few days I've fought 3 eye of the storms and theyve all just .... glitched out on me#sorry i meant 5#2 from when i did the time and wind event on that island#another 2 when i was trying to get some chests (one of them glitched into the floor and looked like it was sinking in)#and 1 just earlier when i tried to get another chest (glitched too)#good thing that last one glitched as well since the only catalyst in my party was barbara#the other four eyes of storms i used ningguang to fight#alright i think this is enough goodbye goodnight#kjcl talking
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My goodness, I- I did not expect this one to blow up like this. Then again you guys are so goddamn unpredictable, be glad I love you all hhhhh- this will be the last installation of Universe Reversal and it has been a nice yet wild ride for this mini-series pfft. Thank you to the anon with the brilliant mind who started this, I didn't include Kaeya here since he's already fleshed out in the asks convos we had.
Universe Reversal 3
Genshin Impact Character Reader and Modern Players with Venti and Diluc (how they simp for you) (event masterlist / Part 1 / Part 2 / Extras)
Venti the Multi-Account User
This unhinged boyo has made multiple accounts for different servers, and no one really knows how many he uses or how many he's active on (it's 2), nor the reason why he even did this strategy in the first place.
How he pulled you: This little gremlin was messing around with his alt account and saw that he still had some leftover primogems in it, enough for ten pulls. And he was like, why not? He's already ran out of chances in his main account, he wasn't hoping much— so when that glorious golden meteor appear, he froze.
And then he freaked out, both in triumph and anger, because OMG you came home!!! In the WRONG account!!! ¡¡! ¡¡!
Bragging about it to his friends, and when he gets his congratulations, he's gonna come out and say it was on his alt account. And all hell breaks loose.
He's gonna spend most of his days trying to debate over his head what's he gonna do about his predicament, while farming materials not just for you but for the other characters as well. He doesn't have a well-bred team in that account so...
He'll be spending most of his time in that account during the hype, of course, and he's gonna be the gamer that would be staying up so late just to get everything geared up and maxed out.
Venti usually used you in co-op to flex on his pull, and dons your character as his profile. His grinding has raised you to at least C1 with the second best weapon for you, and a decent set of artifacts. He built you as sub dps tho, unlike the other players here.
This is obvious but he likes using you for gliding, because your character reacts so happily when doing so and he finds it really cute. He also ends up idling a lot and watches your idle animation, gif'd and all.
One of the very few characters who would actually cosplay as you, if it's possible. Shameless and proud for it too.
May or may not have attracted some specific fans.
You coming home has sparked the vigor of gaming for him once again, and became more engaged to the community and- holy shit, you have so many fan materials.
Venti may or may not have participated in the ship wars and best character wars alongside Childe and Kaeya.
One of the remixers and character theme/fan-made songs type of fan in the community, very prestigious too. He aims to offers his works to the devs too, even if it's just for small promotional materials.
"The game just become so much more enjoyable and pleasing to play when I got them! Even if I had to switch accounts, it's was sooo worth it." sad neglected account noises
Favorite Voicelines: Feelings About Ascension, All your trailers (What do you mean this is not a voiceline?)
Diluc the Beta Tester
One of the lucky people to be able to play the beta version of the game, as he had been very critical in checking for bugs and suggestions even if he has his own work.
How he pulled you: Mentioned this before, he wasn't meant to pull for you really, he was there for the other characters in your banner, but you ended up coming home to him instead.
It's not that he doesn't LIKE you, it's nothing personal, it's just that his team/playstyle doesn't really let you fit in to his game? But hey, at least he knows you're good, so instead of neglecting you he decided to build you up as well just to see.
Diluc now has the strongest (Y/N) build in the whole game.
Was forced by his brother to make a video/tutorial for your character, and he found it quite enjoyable. So many people thanked him and supported his video for it, dedicated fans to your character and building.
Diluc warms up to your character soon after and sees you in a better light. Starts reading more about you and sees how nice your story was well made, and admires the beauty of your ult animation a tad bit too much.
His reputation suddenly became connected to you, like speedrunning, soloing and powerful builds with/for your character.
If there were any bugs or fixes regarding your character, he's the first to notice and report in full detail to Mihoyo. Because of this your release had been unusually flawless and well-liked by the community, but he wouldn't know much since he's not that engaged to the fandom.
He doesn't notice his bias to you and if he gets called out, he's gonna vehemently deny the fuck outta it. He's a beta player, he needs to analyze all characters equally, damn it.
He may or maaaaay not be one of the cause of your character getting leaked before your actual release; Kaeya may or maaaay not be related to this. Don't worry tho, he's not under any danger, yet.
He has a big chance of being a new character's VA that's closely tied to you and he's unsure yet on how to deal about the offer.
If a casual criticizes your character, especially when they insult that you're too overrated, he's there to pull out the right facts and rants to shit the fucker up.
Silently helped with the popularity poll and made you the most liked character for a very long time.
One of the people obsessed with your idle animation and voicelines, and had listened to all of your lines in ALL languages. For uh, for work purposes, of course. Will fight that your English VA is the best and suiting voice for you.
He's kinda tsun on liking your character in a simping kind of sense? So it's like subtle in which he silently buys one merch of yours, total opposite of Kaeya with his Dakimakura-
"One of the best characters Mihoyo has released so far. I'm guilty I almost didn't try getting them, but now I'm on the shi- train for vouching as best player."
Favorite Voicelines: Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night, Attack Dialogues
@ellitx @moaa @zelos-simp @legionqueensav @dandelion-dreams @snackgod @rxsalinee @cala-ran @wind-wheel
#genshin impact x reader#Venti x Reader#diluc x reader#genshin impact headcanons#genshin impact diluc#genshin impact venti#exile.goblet#exile.flower#sojourner specials#finally done with this one ahahaha#gender neutral
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something something but damn this group is super interesting mechanically speaking. my favorite part about low level parties is that, invariably, they're almost always new parties. the most dangerous levels of the game are 3-5. i don't think people recognize that part of that deadliness comes from the players and characters being unfamiliar with one another and out of sync.
we're watching in real time as the players decide what tactics will define them for the rest of the game. to me, right now, the group is teetering between the three playbooks and travis' character will tip the scales one way or another. our kiddos look super fragile right now, and they are, but everyone's fragile at low levels. however, they have done a relatively good job thus far at handling and overcoming their enemies (case in point, while we did have three kids go down tonight, there was never a moment where the fight felt out of their control).
this group has pieces so many wonderful pieces, but no defined puzzle yet. let's run through this:
imogen: glass cannon dps with control on the side, she's early game caleb if early game caleb was more game to support his friends (he got there by level 5, fyi). depending on how laura builds her going forward, she could slide into veth's roll of ranged dps with 'in a pinch' control/utility spells.
laudna: ranged dps with control and cockroach on the side (bane and dash wasting enemy moves is amazing). she's not nearly the glass cannon that imogen is with her temp hp pool and shield. if she can keep herself up (which she's doing decently at thus far), if marisha continues leaning into control spells, she's going to be a force to be reckoned with and that's without counting her eldritch blasts.
fearne: dps with healing thus far, wild shape mostly gives her out of combat utility and helps her outlast her opponents. fearne attends the jester school of 'you don't need healing if your enemies are dead' and i respect that, especially given the group has a primary dedicated healer this go-round. honestly, if she turns her attention to mid-range guarding between imogen, laudna, fcg, and the enemies, she'll probably find a great sweet spot. this, by the by, was jester and fjord's roles last campaign - guard the squishies/caduceus, switch to melee tank or control/burst if needed.
orym: tank utility. orym and ashton are giving the party huge amounts of flexibility right now when it comes to group tactics. they're good (about to be great, 90% sure liam's taking sentinel at 4th level) at locking down melee combats and keeping enemies focused on them rather than the squishy party members. orym's leaning more beau than grog but he's giving the group the option of running the vm playbook.
ashton: dps control with tanking on the side. enjoy that damage output while it lasts, ashton, at some point, it's gonna stop scaling up and orym will catch up with your damage output XD. in all seriousness, ashton's control options are way more important to the group's survival than their damage output. it's amazing, don't get me wrong, but that 15 foot range of disadvantage to enemies attacking anyone who isn't them is going to be clutch.
fcg: healer/support. hashtag thank your clerics, people. especially your clerics who can stay far out of the line of fire and reduce incoming damage on a friend of their choosing. give them a few more spell slots and a mid-range guard to intercept incoming enemies and fcg is only going to get better.
dorian: switch role. have to include my boy even tho he's probably temporary. dorian does whatever needs doing in a fight but regularly panics when fearne or orym (particularly orym) wind up in a tight spot. i've noticed since joining c3, dorian has been actively conserving his spell slots to serve as backup healer. good on you and your situational awareness, boyo. dorian's versatility has been a stress saver since that first fight.
so as we can see, we have a lot of utility and control running through the group. what will make or break the party playstyle is what travis brings to a combat and whether robbie stays long term. without dorian, the party's down a thus far much needed support/healer role and if travis doesn't fill that role at least partially, we're probably looking at a control party. if he can or if dorian is a long term party member, we will probably see a second cockroach party, albeit one focused more on the vm 'step back and let the tanks tank' playbook than the nein's 'fuck you, we don't care' playbook.
i, for one, can't wait for all these pieces to snap into place.
#cr spoilers#cr campaign 3#critical role meta#campaign 3 meta#d&d mechanics#cr campaign 3 spoilers#my meta#long post#i dont want to say this group could be an 'enhanced' version of vm#bc that's disrespectful to both groups#but is it weird i can kind of see that this style#would be how they would build vm now#now that they have all their exp under their belts
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my supervisor fucked me over with all my other coworkers present. can I request a one shot from you to cheer me up featuring Sammy?
Did I give y’all the fic about the hotpot?
Well if I didn’t, I’m giving it to you now.
Title: hotpot
Summary: Ganke checks the comments for the Blindspot comic daily and there’s this one asshole anon who keeps talking shit about BT.
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The Blindspot comic went live in the fall and Ganke couldn’t stop checking the hit count every five seconds. All night there had only been ten hits.
He told himself not to be disappointed. The only person who really mattered had read and loved the comic.
Miles said that BT had even forced everyone on the team to read an abridged version of Journey to the West, and had gone as far as to make a quiz to determine everyone’s character.
Miles refused to disclose who he’d gotten.
BT had clearly rigged the game to make himself Sun Wukong and Ganke was proud of him.
That kind of enthusiasm was exactly what he’d been hoping for, anything else now was just icing on the cake.
Even though it would be cool if it wasn’t just BT reading his own comics.
That would be pretty cool, right? Like. If people online all started reading BT’s comic. That would be sort of amazing.
Kind of excellent.
Definitely worthy of an A+ and double pats on the back.
Right?
The hit counter didn’t think so. But hey, five more people had opened the page since last night. That was something, wasn’t it?
MM: dude why not just ask Sam to tweet out the link?
How dare you, Miles Morales.
How dare you waltz into this place with logical thought.
GL: I can’t do that. That’s like. Idk. Inflating the views.
MM: okay yeah explain to me how appealing to the person in control of the largest part of his own fandom is inflating the views
GL: I see your logic and I’m banishing it
MM: I’m messaging him
GL: DON’T
MM: too late
MM: he says ‘gimme link’
GL: asdksjsjdks
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@blindspot: hi I know y’all can’t get enough of me to the point of asking shockingly invasive questions and for you I say good news! Some amazing folks have gone through the trouble of making a Blindspot comic. it’s good guys check it out [link]
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It helped.
A lot.
It helped a lot.
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People, on the whole, had great things to say. The panels were screenshotted and tagged and sent all over social media and even though Miles was pretending to be chill and aloof about the whole thing, Ganke could imagine him smiling big and bright and white at his phone non-stop.
Mom and Auntie saw a few of the bits on Twitter and tittered over them in the kitchen like pigeons.
The pride rose like a wave. Ganke kept waiting for the crash.
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It came two days later in the form of a comment that read ‘Christ, look at all this fuss. BT is fine. I hate his brother.’
It felt like someone punching the wind out of Ganke’s lungs.
He took comfort in the handful of people who leapt in to shout down the commenter. They emphasized that if the anonymous commenter didn’t like the story or the characters, then they didn’t have to read it and they, especially, didn’t have to say anything about it.
Ganke appreciated those guys. He got the feeling that a lot of the people on there knew that the whole thing had been done but a couple of kids.
Not that Anon cared.
Anon replied to all these comments ‘No, I’m gonna keep reading, thanks. Anyways, the brother is lame. The smart part is cool, but why’s it always gotta be a guy?’
The part that haunted Ganke even after he’d shut his laptop and had gone to stick his head out the window for some big breaths of cleansing air was that Anon was kind of right.
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GL: should we have made Guotin’s brother a sister?
MM: no
GL: why not?
MM: cause BT’s always wanted a brother
Oh.
Okay. Then it was fine?
MM: yeah man ignore them. it’s chill.
GL: k thanks my ego is huge and fragile
MM: trust me I know
Asshole. Fine, moving right along.
--
It didn’t stop. Anon commented on every page. Every. Single. Page.
Ganke didn’t know what to do or say. On the one hand, clearly this person was dedicated and deeply engaged with the comic, on the other hand, they needed a Rude Alert button. Ganke wondered if Ned could code one for them and them only.
The latest of their fury was directed at the big reveal in the second issue—BT’s face.
Having now met Sam, BT, Blindspot, Ganke’s whole image of him had changed.
He was not conventionally attractive as far as like, K-Pop idols and famous Chinese dudes went. His eyes were puffy and narrow and his face was round everywhere but the jaw. He leaned more towards ‘cute’ than ‘sexy,’ which Ganke sort of loved about him.
He was friendly. Stressed and grumpy and feisty as hell, yeah, but first and foremost friendly.
Miles claimed that he called it his ‘number one asset in employability.’ Which was wild because hello, Blindspot.
Obviously, BT couldn’t help his face. But Miles and Ganke could help Guotin’s.
Ganke had sent Miles about fifteen different images of Chinese celebrities and had told him to do his worst. They’d reviewed the final few drafts and had picked one that was most like a young Chen Kun. His face was more oval-shaped than BT’s. His chin and lips were slimmer but more defined. He was pretty, but not so pretty as to be called ‘feminine,’ which Ganke thought was a solid compromise between ‘handsome as sin’ and ‘looks like he’s got a quirky sense of humor.’
Anon hated him.
Anon thought that he looked like an idol, and they were not here for it.
They told ‘the artist’ to give him a mole or something, anything to make him look ‘less pristine. God, I can smell him from here and he smells like Dior and staph habitat.’
Ganke had to look up what a staph infection was. He regretted it. He asked Miles if they should censor Anon.
Miles said ‘mmmmm, idk it’s not like they aren’t saying anything that isn’t true.’
Ganke resented that. Clearly this was defamation of BT. This person hated him and was taking their feeling out on the comic.
MM: I mean yeah but it’s not like they’re talking about the comic, man. They’re talking about the style and like, thinking about it, a mole or smth to help you tell him apart from other folks would kind of be helpful. Like, especially if we ever put him in a crowd, you know?
HHHHHH.
Fine.
Anon could stay. But they were on thin ice.
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It was hard not to be bitter about Anon’s comments, especially when they arrived daily, as though Anon knew exactly what they were doing and which page they’d left off at. They couldn’t possibly be reading the comic one page at a time, this was intentional.
Ganke’s jaw hurt from all the tooth grinding he’d endured as of late.
This latest one read ‘yo, has BT ever mentioned fighting with a sword? I don’t recall him mentioning. Someone should take that thing away from him before someone loses an eye—or maybe even two.’
That felt like a pointed jibe.
That turned the churning irritation in Ganke’s gut into something much, much colder.
Did Anon know about BT’s black and blue eyes? How could they know? Was it a coincidence? It seemed to be more than a coincidence.
The pile of critiques was growing bigger and bigger, and now that Ganke thought about it, they all seemed to take issue with things that didn’t match the real Blindspot’s personality.
It was as if they knew him.
GL: miles did you read the new comment from AnonTheAsshole?
MM: lol yeah
GL: tell me if I’m talking out my ass or whatever but like
GL: you don’t think they could be Muse, could they?
Silence.
MM: oh no
Yeah. Fuck.
MM: chances are low.
GL: they know so much tho??
MM: might be stalker? Maybe someone who’s over-invested in BT’s social media pages?
GL: maybe.
MM: hold on let me ask Spidey to screen it
GL: does he know Muse?
MM: no, but he’s paranoid and he’ll get Wade to be paranoid with him, and then they can decide whether its worth giving to DD for verification. He knows Muse.
Ganke’s head was spinning. His fingers shook with guilt and the thought of Muse’s pale body hunched over a secret, cracked cell phone in a high security prison who knew where.
In Ganke’s head, he smiled wider and wider, until the skin on his cheeks cracked. He dug out scraps of paper and redrew Blindspot—Sam—with gaping holes for eyes and a screaming mouth and he drew dismembered corpses in black lakes and he laughed.
He just kept laughing.
MM: hey ganke
MM: it’s going to be okay. It’s just a comic. I’m sure AnonTheAsshole is a stalker. They’re not threatening anyone.
MM: Sam can deal with a stalker. And we can too, okay?
There was a reason that Miles was a hero. Ganke wiped at his eyes and swallowed.
GL: okay. Thanks for doing that.
MM: 👍🏾
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It took a few hours because Spidey and Deadpool had lives outside of being Spidey and Deadpool, but not so long that Ganke ran out of nails to chew.
Miles messaged him back and said that Spidey had read through everything and ‘escalated it.’ This meant that whatever he’d seen had caused him enough concern to take it to DP.
Miles said that he’d get back to Ganke with DP’s verdict as soon as he had it. In the meantime, he’d run the comments by the other Spideypeople and they thought that it most likely wasn’t malevolent but was maybe something to keep an eye on in the meantime. He tacked onto all, somewhat stiltedly, that he had a weird feeling all of the sudden. The pink Spidey’s tone had changed. She’d shut down and gone cagey, which allegedly wasn’t like her at all. Then she’d told the taller guy to DM her and they’d vanished from the chat. Miles wasn’t sure what was going on there or if maybe they knew something about stuff going on that he didn’t, but he wasn’t super comfortable with it.
GL: crossing my fingers its nothing?
MM: same man, same.
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DP escalated it.
Ganke couldn’t stay still in his room. There was no comfortable place to sit or stand or lay. There was nothing to do that would make him stop thinking about everything.
MM: It’s gonna be fine, man, DD always knows what to do.
Miles kept saying that for every step of the way, and yet here they were. Double escalated. Ganke wasn’t so sure he even knew what was happening anymore.
That was scary. Miles was supposed to be part of the in-crowd.
MM: Wade doesn’t think it’s anything that can’t be nipped in the bud.
That was easy for a contract assassin to say, wasn’t it?
MM: he says that you and I are fine. Doesn’t see any links there. Waiting on DD for confirmation of tone.
Hurry up, Daredevil. Your apprentice’s life might be about to take a nosedive into a heap of trash.
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Two hours. One text.
MM: >:/
Ganke couldn’t contain the bubble of laughter.
GL: good news?
MM: [image]
He opened it.
SC: HANNAH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. STOP BEING A BITCH ON MAIN
HC: You can’t tell me what to do
SC: I CAN
HC: Mom he’s being MEAN
SC: Mom she’s scaring children online
HC: I scare children everywhere I go why are these ones special???
SC: Because I said so
HC: that doesn’t fucking work Samuel you’re not her
SC: I am your older brother
SC: your ELDEST brother
HC: YOU AINT SHIT
SC: THEY DON’T COUNT
SC: HALFSIES COUNT
What.
MM: so.
MM: she’s not Muse.
MM: Red’s laughing his ass off at all of us for taking this to a level three
GL: wait I don’t understand
MM: Hannah is Sam’s little sister. She’s found a new hobby in our website.
Blindspot’s little sister was reading the comic??? Holy shit.
GL: she hates him?
MM: no I’ve been informed that they would literally commit murder for each other but this is how they express love.
No way. Siblings were wild.
GL: so we’re good?
MM: [image]
SC: apologize 🔪
HC: eat my ass
SC: apologize or else
HC: or else what? You gonna come in here and sit on me? Huh? Huh????
SC: I know your email password. All 3 you cycle through. What was his name? Uuuuuuuuuh Jing?
HC: you fucking bastard
SC: Hi Jing, it’s me, Hannah. I’ve been in mad crush with you since sophomore year. Please notice me senpai 😖
HC: Die
SC: kill me
HC: I will.
The giggles that came this time were a mix of relief and genuine intrigue. This lady read the comic every day. She took the time to scroll through pictures of her brother being an absolute lunatic and fighting with a huge monkey. Then she hopped into that comment box and took him—not Miles, not Ganke, specifically Blindspot--down a peg.
She must miss him a lot. Ganke wondered if this was her way of keeping him in her thoughts.
MM: I don’t think we’re getting a sorry, man. DD says Sam’s been at this all morning and has been tricked into apologizing himself twice
GL: so you’re saying that she’s an evil genius
MM: idk but she’s def Sam’s main nemesis. I always thought that older siblings got like, rights or something over younger ones, but idk anymore. Angel says this is normal.
GL: do you think she misses him?
Miles took a long time to respond.
MM: yeah
Yeah, Ganke thought so, too.
GL: should we change Guo tin’s brother’s name to ‘hamish?’
MM: ASDLDSDSFKdsjf
MM: one moment.
MM: sam says yes. Hannah says that she thinks our comic is shit and we need to draw everything uglier
GL: she’s kind of funny
MM: 👀perhaps she would like to be a consultant?
GL: 👀👀👀👀
MM: brb asking
MM: sam says no. Hannah says she’s got better things to do than proofread comics on the internet. She’s also not sorry. She wants that to be clear. DD says that the conversation has moved from English to Chinese and to maybe duck and cover for now. He says all is good tho. Thanks for checking in.
MM: Muse doesn’t use punctuation and talks in riddles, so if we get any of that, we’re supposed to send it to DP right away.
Oh, nice. That was a relief.
MM: oh
MM: sam wants to put us in a chat. Can I give him your number?
Uh, only if he wanted Ganke to hyperventilate.
GL: sure
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[GL has been added to a Secure Chat]
It was a page of characters and emojis that were somehow more menacing than Ganke had ever seen them before. Miles popped a little waving hand into the fray, as though testing the waters, but the characters just carried on scrawling around it.
Ganke wasn’t quite sure what to do.
GL: hi? Are y’all okay?
There was finally a pause. Then a few shorter lines of characters. And then finally, Blindspot switched from Chinese to English.
SC: yes we’re FINE. We’re GREAT. Aren’t we, sibling from hell?
HC: who’re you? Why are you in our family chat? This is a family only zone, can’t you read?
SC: God Hannah he’s Korean don’t be a dick
HC: I can’t not be I learned it from you
SC: fair but pretend in the face of company
HC: okay fine. Hello losers.
MM: adksadfadsdfldfsldf
MM: hi
GL: hi?
SC: go on
HC: UGH
HC: fine
HC: I didn’t mean to shit talk your creation. Only my brother.
SC: also a sin, we’ll get to that later
HC: no one cares about you Samuel, stop spreading lies
SC: you first. We both know this is no lie, my white dad cares about me a whole lot
HC: well we can’t all have white dads now can we
SC: don’t be jealous
MM: lol you really call Matt your white dad??
HC: who is this person and how do they know our mutual parent’s name?
SC: this is not a mutual parent situation how many times have we been through this. He’s mine. Get your own.
MM: hi! 👋🏾I’m Bitsy! Spidey no. 4
GL: I’m his friend. He draws the comic. I write it.
HC: oh. nerd children x2
HC: anyways yeah Matt is our dad
SC: ffs
MM: he’s sort of dadly ig.
HC: ?? oho
SC: mind your face. Think about your face. Think about how much you like your face.
HC: little spider, did you not hear?
SC: kay everyone out. We’re done here
MM: hear what?
HC: lol Sammy you didn’t tell them about how Matthew Mcconaughey adopted you in all ways but paperwork?
Ganke held his phone away from his face as far as it would go.
MM: …wait are you for real?
SC: no. okay out.
HC: awwww Sammy so shy now. What are you embarrassed about? It’s cute.
SC: Hannah literally shut up I’m not playing
HC: damn okay sorry
MM: can I be honest?
SC: no
MM: I’m going to be anyways: I think we all sorta knew.
SC: …
HC: right?
SC: what does that even mean?
MM: idk, it just felt right, you know? You two are always fussing at each other and red lost his shit that time you got shot. He doesn’t treat you the way he treats the rest of us and we’re his teammates. He doesn’t even treat spidey like he treats you. So like, yeah. It fits.
MM: I’m really happy for you guys.
MM: is there a reason it’s a secret?
Ganke eased himself back down onto the mattress. This was real. This was like, actual, real information. Something that he and like, four other people in the world now knew.
He kind of wanted to forget it. It didn’t feel right to know.
SC: I dunno.
HC: if sam has an honest emotion towards anything he has to calculate its weight so he can make space for it in his collection of satellites.
MM: wh
SC: you’re so not funny.
HC: it’s called emotional repression, darling. It’s all the rage in this family.
MM: oh
MM: so that’s why you and Red get on so well
SC: HHHHHHH
HC: HA
SC: okay but listen his is different, I’ve only seen him cry at his wedding. I cry at least 4 times a week. Obviously under the bed, but that can’t be emotional repression. That’s expression. That’s clearly expression
HC: I can make the old man cry watch me
SC: please don’t I’ll die
MM: awwwww
SC: shut up it doesn’t even matter.
MM: AWWWWWW
SC: LEAVE ALREADY
MM: no I like it here. I want to hear you talk about how much you love your white dad
SC: I don’t. He loves me. I’m fine with this because it results in food, shelter, and continued employment.
HC: uh huh
SC: I’m using him
HC: yeah because you’re like the most manipulative person I know.
SC: thank you
HC: /sarcasm
SC: I know I ignored it.
MM: so wait why do you actually pretend like you hate him tho?
SC: wh
SC: what the fuck am I supposed to do? Just go on up for a cuddle? Have you met Matt? The second someone starts crying, he finds trash to take out to the bins. Hell no. Life is easier for everyone if I stab him with a stick and he kicks my ass in training. It’s fine.
HC: Sam is learning how to be a Manly Man. This is step one.
SC: I’m plenty manly
HC: you’re what mom imagined as manly
SC: which is perfect. That’s all I need.
HC: mama’s boy
SC: must suck to suck, no one’s kid.
Wow. Ganke had never been more glad that he didn’t have a sister.
GL: That’s kind of cool, though.
GL: that you and DD are close like that I mean.
GL: Its different from all the other mentor/mentee superheroes we see who like, sort of hate each other.
SC: wh
SC: OH. you mean Peter and Kate. Peter doesn’t actually hate Stark, fyi. And Kate calls Hawkeye the Old bi-weekly to make sure he’s still breathing. It’s actually pretty normal.
MM: he doesn’t mean like that Sam. I mean, like those guys don’t associate with their Olds now that they’re grown up and stuff, but you and DD stick together. It’s like you’re family.
MM: and that’s super cool. Idk if Spidey would ever consider me family. I don’t think he wants that for us.
SC: I?
SC: oh shit
HC: CLARITY ON THIS FINE DAY. What was your name again, tiny spider?
MM: miles
HC: PRAISE BE TO MILES
HC: AN EMOTION WAS HAD
SC: get fucked
HC: An epiphany was obtained!
SC: would you shut up
HC: Something has finally permeated that non-porous, two-inch thick skull of my esteemed eldest brother
SC: I’m your only brother
HC: you’re not
SC: they don’t fucking count
HC: now will you FINALLY invite our mutual dad to hotpot?
SC: Hannah he doesn’t want to come to hot pot we’ve talked about this. it’s too spicy for him.
HC: I’ll make it 1/3 less spicy
SC: that’s still too spicy
HC: I’ll make it 2/5 less spicy
SC: 3/5
HC: listen
HC: I have all this fucking equipment that SOMEONE left here callously
MM: what’s hotpot?
SC: 👀
HC: 👀
GL: 👀
SC: well fuck
HC: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GL: have we never taken you with us for hotpot???
MM: no?? is this the sticks?
HC: can be. Where do you live?
SC: Hannah no
HC: Hannah yes. We’ll make one here. You’ll make one there.
SC: do you know how much shit I’ll have to buy? Where are we gonna put it?
HC: this wouldn’t be a problem if you’d taken your goddamn inheritance with you to SF
SC: HHHHHH
MM: you guys are actually being serious?
HC: I am. I am here all on my lonesome. Abandoned by my only kin. I require enrichment.
SC: try doing your fucking homework
HC: did anyone hear something?
MM: lololololol I like you
HC: 😊
SC: wh
SC: oh no. No no no.
SC: you two don’t get to be friends
HC: come here bb pspspspspspsps
MM: I’m here
HC: got ‘im. Let’s have hotpot. Sammy send me resippy. We’ll do it together over video so I don’t fuck it up.
SC: I’ve got to go. This has been traumatizing.
HC: byeeeeeeeeeeee
HC: is he gone? Hell yeah, he’s gone.
HC: hey thanks for making that comic thing. It’s hella rad. He loves it. Mom used to call him Monkey when he was little.
GL: omg aw
HC: ikr? P cute. He misses her a lot so I think it brought back good memories. Anyways, I’m actually going to make hotpot. Come over and have some with me, it’s more fun with more people.
MM: you’re not joking
HC: nope, it’s been ages since your whole team has gotten together, right? Ask them to do it. I’m a shit cook, but Sam’ll show us how not to screw it up. And he’s playin’, he’s totally down to hang out with us. We never had more than three people. It’ll be new. Exciting. Enriching even.
MM: are you secretly a nice person, Hannah?
HC: the fuck do you mean ‘secret’??? I’m a delight.
MM: Okay I’ll ask the team and my mom
MM: ganke?
HC: 👀
That—
Sounded kind of nice?
GL: I’ll ask my mom.
HC: nice. You can tell them that it’s a friends dinner or whatever. Idc. I promise I’m not going to kidnap and murder you. I’ve got like, class and work and shit. I don’t have time for that.
MM: 👍🏾
GL: 👍🏼
HC: great here I’ll message you my number. This is legit our sibs chat so Sam’ll freak if you’re still here when he gets back.
MM: thank you! And sorry for thinking you were muse!!
GL: yeah that too
HC: lol np ttyl
That…had really just happened, hadn’t it?
Ganke needed to sit down even though he was already sitting down.
GL: they’re so nice???
MM: ikr?
GL: are you actually going to ask your mom?
MM: Im gonna ask BT if its cool first. Then yeah. Why not? Our team really hasn’t gotten together in a minute. Everyone’s been super busy. It would be a nice change of pace, and if everyone brings smth then Hannah doesn’t have to pay for anything.
MM: ah, Sam says it’s okay. He says sorry his sister is weird and that he’ll make sure she doesn’t poison us.
GL: I kind of love her
MM: same
MM: okay will check in with the others. Talk to you later.
GL: yeah see you later
Damn, at this rate, Ganke’s family was going to triple in size, and all thanks to a comic.
Before he left for downstairs, he made a note to make Guo tin’s brother snarkier.
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Hi i’ve been playing genshin way too much so i have some ideas for like. a genshin meets linked universe au where they all travel through teyvat and they have visions n stuff
I’m basing it off the ideals of the archon aswell as how characters with visions align with that of the chain
That being said, spoilers for genshin and all loz gams ahead!
Sky- Geo (Order/Contracts)
Odd since sky literally rode on the winds via his loftwing on his adventure, but He was already apart of this huge plan in the making set by Hylia long ago. Go defeat Demise, tailor the Master Sword, not to mention post adventure technically becoming the first king of hyrule and siring the royal line
I’d imagine his kit being Similar to albedo, with a sword and his skill being creating little floating island structures from out of the ground. His burst would be the same as his skyward slash, except after slashing it unleashes a densely controlled earthquake. The perfect support dps
Legend- Anemo (Freedom)
This was tough, but I think Anemo fits very well for him the more i think about it. Anemo is wind, and the archon himself lost someone he cherishes. Naturally everybody who possesses his vision will fall to this fate one day or another. He already has twice. First with his Uncle, second with Marin. He’s free from their ties, but never forgets.
His kit is unique. His skill is based off his wit, so dodging creates a shield that bursts when hit (similar to Beidou). His burst grants this ability for the whole team on a 3 charge basis. Very good support dps aswell and good for reactions.
Hyrule- Dendro (Wisdom)
I def see him having this since he’s very street smart (He’s a wandering traveler, no time for proper education!) and he’s already designated healer of the group. Thus he possesses a very rare element in the group, as if he didnt stand out already.
He fights with a sword still, sure, but his genuine kit comes from him using his vision like a catalyst, with the thing swirling like a book would. Literally dendro barbara with his kit tho, Elemental skill creates a pollen feild that helps heal allies when he attacks, and his burst Is flora manifesting itself in his friends wounds to heal them for more. Healer #1
Twilight- Hydro (Justice)
From the moment of his adventure, he had a duty, it just got more furry and world saving as time went on. So, naturally his sense of right and wrong landed him with a vision he didn't even understand how to use. So he just doesn’t use it until he has to.
If he has to not use his sword, he’ll rely on making one out of water that he can hold. His burst is literally just him using his hydro sword to do everything in his power to just. kick ass. He doesn't use it that often. Would make a great physical dps tho.
Wild- Electro (Transcience/Eternity)
Tough again, but i think electro is the best for Wild for 2 reasons
His past self is different from his self now, yet they are the same. With the electro archon, she too was like this in a way. 2 different people, same alias. Link from before represents eternity, forever fulfilling his duty as personal guard for Zelda and keeping himself quiet. His focus needed to stay forever sharp if he were to continue. Now, with little to no recollection of how he was, he can be free and live in the everlasting moment. His willing silence was just him not wanting to talk, not for his duty.
Because of Urbosa, his elemental skill sends a lightning strike down at enemies when he snaps his fingers, then attacks with his sword. For burst, Like in HWAOC, His sword glows with purple electricity and smites whose ever in range. Combine this with all his usual shenanigans you can do in his game and it can be very deadly. very. deadly. Good main dps
Wind- Anemo (Freedom)
This was so easy it was practically a win/win if i chose this HDHDH
Wind lost the King of Red Lions, someone he needed to travel with and bonded, and has the literal windwaker. So even outside this world he could manipulate wind to a certain extent. Likes to use it in non-battle situations, to atleast get a taste of what its like to soar like he did on the sea. Naturally hes very excited about windgliders also when he finds this out.
Uses a sword still, but uses his actual windwaker as a catalyst. He points the baton in a certain direction, and it swirls in that spot. If he focuses long enough, he can send himself up into the air for some wild damage like venti. His burst is like the travelers, sending a small dense tornado in the direction of whatever's coming. Good for swirl effects
Time- Electro (Transience/Eternity)
Once again, easy pick, ESPECIALLY if im going with my “Fierce Deity literally lives in his head and has the option to front in time of need” Headcanon. 2 totally different people, same alias kinda. (FD kinda lives in his body now too so he has to share the name.)
Time’s elemental power is much more toned down, and really has to focus to get a good electro hit with his claymore. His burst Is like Razor’s, Manifesting FD into this electro form and fighting along side him.
If FD was in front, the power would be much more potent, perhaps on the level Baal’ has it. It’s not like his old powers, which he rather prefers, but its better than nothing. His elemental allows him to create electricity that procs on hard hits much like Baal, but his Burst sends down lightning from above like Sara. Also a good main dps
Warriors - Pyro (War)
Wars? Wars has passion. Wars has what it takes to lead an army...and set his cape on fire by accident. Especally now with his new vision which he uses...admittedly abit too much. No fire for tonight? No problem. Smithy cant bend his sword right during smithy? A little sizzle wouldn’t hurt.
It mainly comes from his sword, which drips flames like water does on a pole. He uses his elemental skill to strike a seering blow to enemies. His burst Is much like a mix of albedo and bennetts, A slash downward sends shockwaves fo heat and flame towards enemies. Good support!
Four- Adaptive
Four, unbeknownst to the chain, has a choice between the 4. Why you might ask? Depends on whose fronting. So, to cover this up from the chain, He collectively goes with the notion that he’s “adaptive” as said by the locals, which is extremely rare.
Green- Pyro, for his dedication
Blue- Geo, for him being forced into this shit
Red- Dendro, for his sweet nature
Violet- Cryo, for his introverted mopeyness.
All of these channel into his sword for a hard hit, and all elements come together to create this powerful amalgamation of elements plummeting towards the target.
#loz linked universe au#Lu au#Genshin au#Lu wind#lu time#lu warriors#LU Twilight#lu legend#lu hyrule#lu four#lu sky#lu wild#linked universe
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Hello Rory! I have a question that I wanted to hear your thoughts on, who do you think the aot characters would main in Genshin Impact? Have a great day and ily 🥺🥺
the day has finally come for me to connect genshin with aot aaaaaajejfj hello, anon !! i hope you had an amazing day, too, and i love you <3 hmmm, aot characters maining somebody from genshin.
eren would definitely main childe or hu tao. just from childe's thirst for battle fits eren for some reason and using him with hu tao creates the best reaction (vaporize, i don't make the rules). he prefers using characters who are fun to play with so that's why he whaled for hu tao when she came out. mikasa would main jean or beidou. she built jean as a physical dps and worthy healer. mikasa probably got her when she lost her 50/50 hhhhhh but for beidou, mikasa has the timing for the elemental skill down --- you can see her stacking up numbers. armin would main ayaka or kazuha. idk why but i can see him using those characters. i think he's the kind of player who opens genshin casually and is thankful for every character he got (even if he lost 50/50 yikes). the moment he saw ayaka dance in chinju forest, he was sold --- ready to wish and waste his primos away. most likely a lore thirsty player.
jean is a diluc and zhongli main. because of him being a main of the former, he gets bullied by eren dwjhjuwhw he built zhongli as the ultimate shield character tho. he has him in about 40k hp, idk how he did that but yeah. sasha is a notified xiangling main. she adores xiangling because of her background as a chef. plus, she gives all the best spears (primordial jade, staff of homa) to her as if she didn't have xiao or hu tao (she has). connie is the pyro archer main. amber is his ride or die but when yoimiya was released, he was ready to have two pyro archers in his party. he fights people who slander his mains. don't even think about it, ganyu havers.
no words. levi with xiao. they are so similar with each other ??? same height, same backstory, same personality, holy shit. as much as levi doesn't admit it, xiao's his comfort character. he enjoys the plunging gameplay so bad that when xiao's ult is up, he chuckles darkly in front of his pc, eyes shining when he reaches 100k at every plunge. hange is an albedo and klee main. they like using two of them bc it's so fun. planting that flower while pulverizing the enemy with klee's bombs ndejnjwjwj they relate to albedo so much in terms of being scientists who wanted the answer to everything, not to mention, they find him attractive in his first appearance in the game. erwin with zhongli. no explanation needed.
to not let this be longer than necessary, the rest of the characters will be listed below:
annie --- sara and baal (she ships them)
bert --- venti (he likes creating wind currents)
reiner --- eula (physical damage go brr)
pieck --- ningguang, mona, and ganyu (every female character tbh)
porco --- xiao and albedo (he likes the combo)
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Harry Potter Spell Themed Asks
I got asked to answer these. Thank you, @uneven-odds. <3
Accio : If you could summon anything in the world right now what would it be? - Money haha.
Aguamenti: Do you like water? - I LOVE WATER!
Alohomora: Can you and have you, ever picked a lock? - I never have but I’d kind of love to try.
Anapneo: Are you CPR certified? - I actually am.
Aparecium: On of a scale of Mr. Bean to 007 how much of a spy are you? - Wel something in the middle haha.
Avada Kedavra: If you could kill one single person, who would it be? - I wouldn’t want to kill any person. Some deserve way worse than death.
Avis: What’s your favorite kind of bird? - Magpie.
Brachiabindo: Have you ever been tied up before? What was the circumstance? - No, I’ve never been tied up.
Capacious Extremis: If you could make one object bigger on the inside, what would the object be? - BOOKS!
Cave Inimicum: You’ve got to fortify your room from zombies with only objects you have readily available. What do you use? - My books and bookshelves. Idk why tho haha.
Colloportus: Have you ever locked yourself out of your own house before? If so, what did you do? - Yeah, at my dads house. I went to the neighbor and he used a ladder to get into the house, because luckily one window was open wide.
Confringo: Have you ever accidentally set fire to something? - Not that I know.
Confundo : What confuses you most about the world? - Why people are always so goddamn mean to each other? Like why do you have to hate people with a different religion/skin color/sexuality than you? WHY? And why do other people support people who hate on these people..
Crucio: What’s the worst pain you’ve ever been in? - When my stepmom died.
Deletrius: What’s the last thing that you did besides this? - I made tea.
Densaugeo: What’s the most extensive thing you’ve been to the dentist for? - I don’t know, tbh.
Deprimo: Have you ever been knocked over by the wind before? - No.
Descendo: What’s been a low point in your life? - The whole year of 2012.
Diffindo: When was the last time you ripped and article of clothing? - Yesterday.
Engorgio: What’s the worst case of swelling you’ve ever experience? - I HATE when my lips get swollen after I cuddled with my cats.
Episkey: If you could heal anyone in the world right now, who would it be? - My grandpa.
Expecto Patronum: What’s your happiest memory? - A few of my happiest memories happened in 2017 when I literally toured Germany with @uneven-odds haha. :D
Expelliarmus: Have you ever had to disarm someone? If so, why? - No, never.
Expulso: Have you ever made something explode? Explain how and why? - Luckily not.
Ferula: Have you ever had to wear a brace? What happened? - Yes. I crashed my car.
Flagrate: If you could write one thing in the sky, what would it be? - I love you, Tom Holland!
Flipendo: Have you ever fallen down stairs before? - Yes.
Fulgari: If you could be bond to one person, who would it be? - Tom Holland. (sorry haha :D)
Furnunculus: How bad was your acne as a teenage? - Not bad at all. I barely had pimples.
Geminio: If you could have a single copy of something, anything, what would it be? - The deluxe edition of The Hobbit. It’s so pretty. https://www.amazon.de/Hobbit-Sonderausgabe-J-R-R-Tolkien/dp/3608938400/ref=sr_1_4?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&crid=3DZXU632RXSFV&keywords=herr+der+ringe+sonderausgabe&qid=1574712020&sprefix=herr+der+ringe+sonder%2Caps%2C193&sr=8-4
Glisseo: Water slide or playground slide? - Water slide.
Impedimenta: You can stop one person from coming near you, ever, like a permanent, unbreakable restraining order, who is it? - A racist I personally know.
Imperio: You can have one person be your slave for a day without repercussion, who? - I never thought about that and idk.
Impervius : In the middle of a storm would you rather have waterproof shoes, or a waterproof coat? - Waterproof coat.
Incarcerous: Have you ever tied someone up? - No.
Incendio: Do you like candles? If so, what’s your favorite smell? - YES, roses.
Langlock: You can stop one person in the world from speaking. Who is it? - DONALD TRUMP!
Legilimens: If you had the power to read minds for a day, would you use it? - Yeah, why not.
Locomotor: You can chose one object to follow you around, what is it? - My bookshelf.
Lumos: Candle, Flashlight, Sunlight, Moonlight, or Bioluminescence? - Moonlight.
Meteolojinx Recanto: What’s your favorite type of weather? - Rainy.
Mobiliarbus: What’s your dream garden? - Not that big, full of tulips and plant some veggies.
Molliare: Have you ever made a surprisingly soft landing when you were sure you’d break something? What happened? - Not that I know of.
Morsmordre: What would your signal in the sky be to mark your presence? - A C with a tiny cat.
Muffliato: Have you ever eavesdropped on a conversation? What was it about? - I tend to not do that, because I think it’s a bit creepy haha.
Nox: Were you/are you, afraid of the dark? - No, never were.
Obliviate: What’s something you wish you could forget? - Some words people I love said to me.
Obscuro: What’s a kink that you have? What about it excites you? - Idk, I don’t really have any kinks.
Oppugno: You’re about to be in a fight! The object directly to your left is what you have as a weapon! What is it and how would you use it? - My phone. I’d turn on the flashlight and BOOM in your face haha.
Orchideous: What’s your favorite flower? - Tulip.
Pack: When’s the last time you did some packing? - Uff, in September maybe?
Petrificus Totalus: Have you ever been/felt paralyzed? - Yes.
Piertotum Locomotor: You can make one object in your current room come to life, what is it? - My wardrobe so it can clean itself up.
Point Me: How easily do you get lost? - Not at all.
Portus: What object would you turn into a portkey and where would it take you? - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and it would take me to London.
Protego: You can protect one person from harm. Who? - My sister.
Quietus: When was the last time you yelled at someone? - Sunday.
Reducio: What’s something you’d like to make bigger? - My bed. It’s already really big but it could be a bit bigger haha.
Reducto: You’ve got one chance to explode something without an consequences. What is it? - Idk. :D
Rennervate: Have you ever passed out/fainted before? What happened? - Never.
Reparo: What’s one thing you’d like to fix? - My car..
Rictusempra: Where’s the most effective place to tickle you? - I’m not really ticklish. So good luck finding out.
Riddikulus: What’s your greatest fear? Do you think you’ll be able to overcome it? - Losing loved ones, especially my grandparents because they’re really old. I’ll never overcome this fear because when the day may come I know these will be the worst days ever.
Scourgify: What’s something that you should clean up? - My wardrobe.
Sectumsempra: Have you ever hurt someone? What happened? - Yes. Not physically tho. I hurt someones feelings pretty bad and made them cry and I wasn’t intending to, but yeah..
Serpensortia: Do you like snakes? - Yes.
Silencio: How much “quiet time” on average, do you need in a day? - 3-4 hours.
Sonorus: If you had a message you could say to the whole world. What would it be? - Love yourself, your family and friends and take care of each other.
Specialis Revelio: If you could have a magical property, what would it be? - A wand.
Stupefy: Do you think you’d be able to knock someone out? - No haha.
Tarantallegra: What’s your favorite kind of dance? - The waltz.
Wingardium Leviosa: If you had the power of telekinesis, what would you do with it? - Transport my friends from too far away right here to me. Let’s hope they’re not under a shower at this moment haha.
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oh i do want to say nezha is actually surprisingly pretty goddamn good in damage output.
ike his damage skill, that does wind and fire damage, will almost always be doing more damage on the fricking fire hit (i’ve noticed it usually around 1.3 mil on fire and 1 -1.1 mil on wind), (im psure this was also the case in the alexial fight, which is odd bc alexial is supposed to take reduced damage from elements other than wind. but my brain might be misremembering and i really don’t want to deal with doing another alexial run with nezha in the party bc that run was not fun. on that note alexial is the only magna II boss i still don’t have like a team that i can guarantee a no revive solo. despite i still consider earth my weakest element. i think my wind team just has lower hp and near the end alexia just does so much goddamn damage and hits the entire party. i mean avatar used to be painful, but after that one update, that changed it’s special attacks from plain damage to dark damage, it got like a billion times easier, also val aggy who can just provide like 100% uptime revitalize once at 5 crests and past 10 turns w/noa’s ca reactivation on him... and sup summon luci w/summon grid luci so even if im a dumb bitch and don’t have noa’s full party unchallenged ready for the insta kill special at like 10% everyones got 3 feedback so we can tank with 1 hp and then get at least some healing to survive the rest... bc 10% hp is nothing when bc tanking 99,999,9999 damage and living is basically just a very violent version of full party instant c.a. ((and you have grand cagi)) it’s like using bonito except oh god he’s got a knife how the fuck is that fish holding a knife. speaking of avatar tho god i need to remember to do those daily bc im actually going to need avatar anima. anyways). i really only need one other primal out for nezha since i assume he counts as one (like satyr) and i really only care about the charge bar gain as opposed to more defense. and i like using tia anyways bc frees a slot that would be taken by seraphic weapon. her def down stacks with nezah’s, wind crests skill damage, heals, charge bar gain, veil, mirror image. and i have a good reason to use my newly 5* lv100 bastard man bc ca damage boost and full party instant ca. and i think for now the best mc class choice for me with nezha in the team is relic buster, bc 1) can actually use windhose which normally doesn’t have room in my grid and it’s got a good ca 2) relic buster has real good atk specs esp with saber 3) i can use seifuku and lovely ace skin and be cute 4) full party ca with good ca dmg cap boosts. basically bastard man and relic buster can help nezha get off 2 ougi’s in the first two turns so i can raise his divine might to level 3 really fast bc its real nice when at lv 5 he’s just doing an extra 2.3~2.4 mil damage every goddamn turn (with self heal and charge boost). kinda surprising his preliminary rating is only an 8.5 bc his damage output is kinda ridiculous for longer fights, but i guess it depends on your team build bc he’s less useful or at least takes longer to become better dps if you don’t have a frequent ougi team... but like his 3rd skill is really good def down, like 15% def down and 25% wind and fire def down, and i know for a fact that the 15% stacks with tia’s 25%, but like you like almost already hit cap wtih nazha alone at 40%... (plus his wind def down WILL ACTUALLY BE USABLE IN PRIMARCH RAIDS) (ok apparently the wiki claims tia’s def down in single sided, which means it’s supposed to stack with miserable mist but I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD in the past it did not stack with miserable mist, like ages and ages ago when i used to try. making me wonder if im fucking insane or the last time she got a balance it was changed??? so if tia’s is single tecnically nezha’s should be dual meaning the 15% wont stack with miserable mist, but the 25% from miserable mist will override the 15%, which is fine anyways bc it will stack with the 25% wind down (and 25% fire down which really only matters for nezha) and cap def down at 50% for both wind and fire. which is kinda a deal for an element that can be annoying to get def down sources for. (though i haven’t been taking mm on wind for a long time, bc again i s2g mm didn’t stack with tia originally. i’ve spent a majority of my wind career using tia and then like super goddamn slowly trying to get to cap with full metal jacket V inflicting 5% stackable (25% max) with each hit. which i think... takes like 9 turns....? (if its lands each time)... bc turn 1 unload all bullets and ougi (5%), 2 fire 3 bullets before turn and 3 bullets on turn (10%), turn 3 ougi, turn 4 first three bullets (15%), turn 5 second 3 bullets, turn 6 three-round burst off cool down but no bullets full charge-> ougi, turn 7 fire first three bullets before turn and 3 bullets on turn (20%), turn 8 open fire off cooldown but have no bullets full charge-> ougi, turn 9 open fire (25%) (also splitting spirit and fort off cool down which means i might even generate full charge without bullets but im usually gunna fire them anyways, if i don’t then it takes like a full 10 turns... to be fair getting def down cap is usually mostly just for the rest of the party bc mc soldier is already hitting so fucking hard 888k~930k+ per bullet like well the fuck into the soft cap even with how much i have it raised, that more def down doesn’t do a whole lot for mc. god. god remember before soldier was added, and it was just gunslinger... that any bullets you took out of the gun would be lost forever. that was a neat feature. i was originally so upset with soldier was added and i was going to make nebuchad john doe and it was like :) all your bullets will go bye bye bc john doe is a new weapon and these bullets are locked to only appearing in nebuchad. and i didn’t know the game had updated that now when bullets are removed they’d go back to inventory instead of vanishing so i thought i had to fucking make all my goddamn bullets again and start from scratch. here is an image i made in reaction to that, but never posted bc i discovered they no longer vanished when removed before posting said image:
anyways ive been rambling too long. also the 20% fire damage cut is still basically useless. yggy impossible goes into break too fast for her to even do fire damage more than like 1 time. the only other time i would think you’d take fire damage in at the very end of four primarch raid, but i don’t think 20% fire cuts going to be very helpful against mikoo’s attacks. also i would literally never use a wind team for that raid over dark. by e
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Finally continuing with the msq, need to note some things
ended up putting many screenshots in here by the end
I... have not been quite so sure on what the Final Days actually were for a while now. It all seemed vague, but apparently it was explained in some detail and I just forgot.
“Though yet confined to the lands across the sea, a terrible phenomenon afflicts our star. They are calling it the “Final Days.”
"Once that happens, all is lost. Fear, pain, despair...every dread impulse is siphoned from our minds and given substance: an eternal fall of fiery rain; an incessant spawning of nightmarish beasts...”
“ ...Yet oh how the star had suffered. So many species lost. The land was blighted, the waters poisoned, and even the wind had ceased to blow.“
Alright I got completely sidetracked 1. because good story 2. I was sorta racing this other guy bc I’m like that but also helped him at one part so it’s all good. I’m now sitting waiting in queue for the final boss. I hope he manages to catch up with that last dungeon and queues for this in time to be in my party that would be fun.
This whole sequence still gets me so giddy, man. That last cutscene was funny because I was in my dancer outfit which. This doesn’t show much but look at his cute lil flowers.
oh damn that’s what the actual screenshots are like, the one saved by the game. slaps the title right on it huh. Anyways this was such a serious scene, the WoL challenging Emet-Selch for the fate of the world, and for hurting their friends. And Doran’s making his stand in a loose top and short shorts. I’m doing the final boss as DRG cause cannon class and I prefer it in solo fights over DNC... it at least looks a bit cooler. The light here isn’t exactly flattering but impromptu picture:
I think I’ve mentioned before how goofy his face looks at times. This is one. Catch him in the wrong lighting and he looks so so so weird. Actually this image is still bad cause it doesn’t show his claws, or his pants very well but whatever. Oh, and you can’t see his horns very well at all... I’ll have to take better pictures later.
Huh, the weather here is called “Termination”. That’s a fun detail. I’ve been sitting in this queue for 20 minutes. Just me and this other DPS so far it’s sad. I don’t wanna leave cause THE song is playing. And I wanna see if the catboy I was racing with before shows up... assuming they can. I know you can see other players in the-
oh here we go!
oh my god. we skipped an entire mechanic that was fun. and i got 2 comms :) i uhhhh didn’t actually play well like, at all? probably should have done something else to try and remember how to play DRG lol. forgot to use my dragon eye for so long. and after the phase change i didn’t use blood of the dragon in time to get off my full combo the first time. butttttt it’s fine there were plenty of others with probably capped gear to carry me.
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE THIS GAAAAMEEFMEKMkfb just. god. this is so good. here are some screenshots from the last cutscene.
Anyways it’s official I’d die for Doran. Love this dude who is debatably also me but not really. There’s a positive message about self love there I think. Something freeing about taking a character you project onto and making them cute as shit and putting them in stupid also debatably sexy outfits. I have not taken a picture of my taking outfit yet. I’ll have to do that soon I am quite proud of it it’s funny.
oh fuck it brought me straight to the ocular hell yeah. picture time.
he is also wearing claws in this outfit, this time in red to go with the horns. also realized you can see his DRG outfit pretty much in full in the previous screenshots so no need for that. oh my god. I swung my camera around and all the scions are just standing there... but Urianger is the nearest and his head is snapped to Doran lmao.. just.
Very cute. Very unfitting for that one cutscene. Nice to have him mistaken for a girl. I’m glad that my level 80 relic weapon goes well with my outfit. The same cannot be said for some others. Why are SMN and DRG’s weapons so ugly? It’s unfair. AST’s is really pretty and I’m using it now.
Oh and here’s another one to show ANOTHER effect of funny lighting.
Look at his eyes. They look ghastly it’s so funny. This happens in the Adder’s Nest whenever I stand at the desk to do stuff. anyways more msq
I’m glad this is the last time I have to hear Varis speak. Oh my god I love Zenos he makes no goddamn sense. His dedication to the WoL is adorable.
I’m glad I managed to get all the role quests done before I finished the ShB msq but. Jesus fucking christ is this the same paladin lady from all those flashbacks??? The one that did that devious smirk in the healer role quest???? Has she been here this ENTIRE TIME?????????????? Hm. she wants. To speak in private. uhhhhh...... UH. THE TRUE VILLAIN OF THEIR STORY??? MEET HER ALONE ON THE ROOF??????? REPAY ME?????????????? Wait is she... confessing? To something? And wants me to kill her? She orchestrated this. From the very beginning before the WoL was really known? Huh? Oh and now we’re putting the timeline together. I played them super out of order I think but I have a rough idea. Alright I know that Cyella here is Cylva. But. She sounded repentant in the beginning, and... is smirking every time she talks about how everything went according to plan. What, is she just explaining all this before she kills me or finishes whatever she started or... I don’t even know. The... transformation... was intentional... what the fuck is the timeline here I’m lost. Like,t he world was meant to end with the flood why and how was she planning shit for after that.
Hydaelyn... made each party member a Warrior of Light in turn, only after they had made a suitably heroic sacrifice. What of our WoL, then? They received their first crystal after- actually no this line of thinking is stupid. The WoL was obviously chosen for a very specific reason. That’s why they were able to collect more than one crystal of light. Probably them being Azem, and... whatever they did during the time of the Final Days.
Oh is she *the* Shadowkeeper? Huh. She’s kinda cute tho? Why do I like elezen so much I’m fucking cursed. uh. sword? flashback? HUH? Alright she is it. But she really did like them?
OH. And Ardbert didn’t sacrifice anything either. But he’s also Azem!
From a world shrouded in dark... she’s from the VOID?????????????? WHAT.
Oh she was just inducing a flashback okay.
Oh she’s a WoL from the Thirteenth. A friend of Unukalhai?? Oh she was tricked too. Ardbert spared her, thus averting Calamity at that moment. Then he went after the Ascians and caused it anyways. Oh okay the transformation to sin eaters was not the goal, I think her words were purposefully meant to lead you astray. Oh. Ew. Vauthry did that to them. Fuck that guy.
Okay. She does want me to kill her. Honestly I think the WoL should kill her, not really as retribution but just to grant her rest. Atonement, instead. “You would have been good friends, you and Ardbert” fuck you game he sacrificed himself for me just a couple of hours ago.
Aw sick I got the cool title. “Living Memory”. And now I have to get to Reflections in Crystal to do the next one.
hghhggh. FUCK. HE BLINKED. I tried taking a screenshot of Urianger and Doran in the buggy ont he way to the empty but in the first one he’s stillt alking and the second blinking. goddammit. Anyways I will not lie to you I don’t care for the Eden raid questline. Lets me see Urianger more but that’s it. I don’t care about Gaia. Like Ryne and Gaia are cute but the WoL is at any given point a 3rd wheel to either Urianger/Thancred of Ryne/Gaia and it’s annoying. Time to skip some cutscenes babeyyyyyyy. also. there’s something wrong with me look at them.
he’s so goddamn tall... why is he nearly my platonic ideal of a character this is ridiculous.
it’s been hours since I last typed anything here it’s time to sleeeep
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