#i dare put this in the twoface tag?

[devine-fem]

twobat shippers want two face to be batman’s main focus? sweetheart, go ahead. ya’ll can condemn twoface to being beat to a pulp while batman stands over him and tells him how much he wants to see him breathing through a machine and being unable to move due to physical paralysis. we can get the cute shit.

i mean, ya’ll been whining about it so go ahead, give us the “toxic old man yaoi” yall love so dearly.

let twoface go one issue in joker’s shoes and ya’ll would start ceasing on the ground like a escaped psych patient. i promise that is NOT what y’all want. 😭🙏

[eligos-venator]

Layers Upon Layers: Eligos

one: outside layer

[Name:] “Eligos Venator.” [Hair Style & colour:] “Black. Long. Somewhat short in the moment but growing out out again. So here’s a picture of what I looked like prior to the trim. It’ll be relevant again eventually.” [Eye Color:] “Yellow. Gold. The color of gil.” [Height:]  “Short. Five fulm, ten ilm at absolute best? Probably a little less.” [Style:] “Business formal. Business. Modern. Whatever it is that goes with suits, ties, and fine jackets.” [Best Physical Feature:] “None.” [His eyes and fangs]

two: inner layer

[Fears:] “Starvation. No. I’m not expanding on that.” [Guilty Pleasure:] “Guilt is something for others.” [Biggest Pet Peeve:] “If you listen closely when the ignorant talk, you can hear the whistling of the wind in their hollow heads. It takes the form of stupid questions.” [Ambition for the Future:] “That’s something for people with a future.”

three: thoughts

[First Thought When Waking Up:] “How much time I have to exercise and wash off before cooking breakfast.” [What You Think About the Most:] “Nothing for polite company.” [What You Think About Before Bed:] “Breakfast, and if I have all the materials needed for it, or what I might need to substitute.” [Your Best Quality Is:] “I’m a versatile asset that can help with any sort of task you might require to be done.” [His loyalty to contracts]

four: what’s better

[Single or Group Dates?] “Done both. Don’t have a preference. Single ones are less awkward though than group ones, in my experience.” [To be Loved or to be Respected?] “Both are fickle, but if we had to pick one? I’d rather be respected by my clients than loved by them. I don’t give a damn what they think of me so long as I’m paid.” [Beauty or Brains?] “Why not both? I value intelligence more than beauty, though, if we were to put values on a scale.” [Cats or Dogs?] “I’m part Miqo’te. I’m going to pick cat."

four: do you…

[Lie?] “From a certain point of view.” [Believe in Yourself?] “I believe I have the skills to get my jobs done, and to make those that dare stiff me regret doing so.” [Believe in Love?]  “I believe it exists for some. I don’t know if what I can feel is equivalent, due to my own feelings rarely matching what I read of in stories.” [Want Someone?] “Clients? Always. I could always use a bigger bank account. People in my life? Take it or leave it, really. Depends on what’s in it for me. There’s always strings attached somewhere when a contract isn’t involved.”

six: have you ever…

[Been on Stage?] “Yep.” [Done Drugs?] “How do you think someone convinced me to get up on stage?” [Changed Yourself to Fit In Somewhere?] “Always. Presenting myself as what my clients desire is what’s proven effective in securing contracts. I can’t change myself physically, but I can change how and what information is presented, as well as attitude to match expectations the client has. That tends to make securing a contract all the easier.”

seven: favorite

[Favorite Color:] “Black. The color of business and formality.” [Favorite Food:] “You have favorites? That’s just an opportunity to try new things wasted.” [Favorite Game:] “Poker. Five card draw. Preferably with me as the dealer.” [He will cheat in every game if allowed]

eight: age

[When Your Next Birthday Will Be:] “I just count up at the start of the new year.” [ 32nd Sun of Fifth Umbral Moon ] [How Old Will You Be?] “Eh. Old enough to know better, young enough to not care regardless.” [29] [Age You Lost Your Virginity:] “That’s rather personal, friend. I don’t believe it’s any of your business.” [Does Age Matter?]  “Those older than I tend to be far more enjoyable to spend time with, but that isn’t a hard rule stuck with due to how different people can be.”

nine: in a partner

[Best Personality:] “Confident. Outgoing. Forward. Someone who knows what they want and is willing to take it, rather than wasting time.” [Best Eye Colour:]  “No preference.” [Best Hair Colour:]  “Also no preference.” [Best Thing to do With a Partner:] “Do I really need to spell that out?”

ten: finish the sentence

[I Love…] “Money.” [I Feel…] “Like you owe me for answering these questions.” [I Hide…] “Everything.” [I Miss…] “Nothing.” [I Wish…] “You’d pay me now that this is done and over with.”

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