#i could talk abt this and dazai for hours

[fyodior]

I'm I'm not a huge dazai fan but anyone who says he hasn't changed and I'm just like "did we even watch the same show?" Like see the way pm dazai treated akutagawa vs the way ada dazai treats atsushi or even starts treating aku better.... >:( like hes literally been trying to be better since before the first chapter even came out (season 1 episode 1)

right??????? like i feel like its a pretty obvious plotpoint that him taking atsushi under his wing is basically just a redo to show himself/others that he can actually be a positive mentor jkdfkdjfjk he can't flip a switch and become a completely new person in a day for god's sake the kid was raised by mori and the mafia 💀 but to act like oda and his death didn't completely change dazai as a person is just. like the storyline was right there and continues to repeat itself in everything he does DAZAI DESERVES BETTER

[mishiami]

besides skk what other ships or dynamics do u like

oh i'm kinda basic with my top ships it's like,,,, atsulucy, higugin, kousano, ranpoe and kyoukenji, i think they're ADORABLE and i think they have real interesting potential as dynamics in general (mostly kousano w that because yes i KNOW they don't interact canonically but that doesn't stop me from THINKIN)

platonic dynamics though?? kunikida and dazai are like, best friends you can't convince me otherwise (dazai outwardly respecting kunikida and acknowledging how he makes the most sense to be the next leader of the ADA??? kunikida valuing dazai's thoughts and opinions on cases???? kunikida's SCHEDULE TO CHECK IN ON DAZAI REGULARLY??????? BESTIES)

ranpo yosano and fukuzawa are such a little family, atsushi and kyouka are sibling figures, kenji and chuuya are dumb little friends (you see them in wan? top tier)

also i know a lot of people see dazai as like, a father figure for atsushi?? but fr i think they're like brothers because ain't no way dazai's responsible or emotionally competent enough to be a father figure

[yayll]

Hiii i hope you're feeling better soon :(( I was wondering if I could request a Dazai x reader fic where the reader has PTSD? Specifically, the beginning of autumn kind of triggers her (sorry if it's a confusing i dunno how to word it lol) Could it be fluff/comfort? Btw I love your writing style so badly so pls tweak the idea if you think it would work better! And no worries if you'd rather pass :33

hii angel i genuinely am sorry that this took me a while! (work and life happened a little more than usual, GOT SICK and barely had time to sit down and write.) it was so ivover but i am fine now thank u so much bub!

i REALLY hope you like this and that it's what u wanted, i've never written someone w PTSD before and i was just rlly hoping i didn't mess this characterization up for ur request ahhh. i had such a nice time writing it and i rlly wanted to explore the impact it could have around reader and dazai and him going out of his way even if it could be a little goofy and sappy to make u feel at least a little better even if u can't talk abt it.

i love uuuu thank u again! <3

~ a little something about Dazai noticing harmful patterns and loving you through them ~

He's been watching you sit by the window for the past half hour as you stare at what seems like the beginning of the new season outside. You were quieter than usual, more withdrawn and jumpy, which could only mean that you weren't sharing something with him- or rather having trouble processing something to the point where you didn't realize he could tell something inside you was on high alert.

Dazai would rather die than see you in such a state, especially during what's supposed to be such an exciting time of the year that's full of the things you usually love to do. Whatever is impeding you from enjoying the leaves falling has to be dealt with the most delicate of methods, but especially with love. If you taught him anything about the past haunting you to the point of mental distress, something he suffered bouts of every now and then when memories made days grow dark, it's that all you need is one person to truly witness you. Just like how you've seen the ugliest parts of him time and time again yet you still look at him with all the stars in the sky, stars he consumes like a black hole waiting to be filled.

Luckily for you, he has an arsenal of things he can try to soothe you with, because he wouldn't be a good detective AND boyfriend if he didn't keep all those context clues in his pocket for a bad day. Mainly though, he was just completely attuned to your every need. You are his happiness, and your wellness isn't up for debate: It's mandatory. He stands up from the loveseat with a deep exhale as he walks over to you, his lips curled in a lazy smile as he tests the waters to see what you could need from him without asking.

"You know, if you stay any more still I could probably paint you like one of those fancy paintings. What do you say, be my model?"

You look over at him from the window, and he can visibly tell you haven't been at ease lately. He suddenly realizes he's just fallen even more in love with you. That there is nothing in this world that could ever let him see you as anything but his heart.

You murmur, a faint smile decorating your serene face.

"Mm, I'm not sure. I don't think I could pose for that long, you know? It would probably be hard to catch my likeness, heh."

He clicks his tongue and rolls his eyes with a playful smirk. Oh how he wants to lean in and worship your likeness with his loving touch, but he decides to take it easy on the physical affection for now, not until he knows you're feeling up for it. He can be a good boy, something he usually isn't.

"Well, I wouldn't mind being the brave young knight who tries~ Shall we take this outside for better lighting?"

You instantly don't give him a good reaction to that. You shrug, seeming conflicted and unsure of yourself, but unable to really bring yourself to explain with words, something uncharacteristic of you.

No problem! Dazai thinks to himself. If you don't want to go outside, he can bring outside to you in the comfort of home. He'll enhance your safe space, and tailor it to just what you need. He hums, tapping his temple in an exaggerated manner as if he were thinking really hard and when he sees that it gets a small giggle out of you, he knows he's on the right track.

"Hm, I know what we should do instead. Wait here, angel.~"

He disappears into the hallway and you sit there as the sound of cabinets opening and rummaging around fills the air. You smile to yourself, and shake your head at the mental image of Dazai becoming a tornado to find whatever he's looking for right now, hoping he doesn't make too much of a mess. You fidget with your hair, twirling it in between your fingers as you take a deep grounding breath while you wait.

A moment later, he comes back with what seems like art supplies and a ton of mini candlesticks.

He knows you're intrigued when you tilt your head in confusion, but then again that's probably just the confusion... Dazai sets down two canvases along with the candles, flashing you a mischievous grin. If you couldn't process your feelings through words, art was always there! You look over the activities he's laid out for you both, awaiting his silver tongued explanation.

"You know when I want to be the little spoon but I don't say anything?"

You laugh softly, and nod.

"Mhm, you get all moody and weird."

He nods back, a half smile on his face as he rests his hands on his hips. He wants to tell you that the only reason he even knew such intimate luxuries is because you showed him that he's worthy of it, of being loved, but he doesn't say anything. He lets the sweet memories between you swim through his mind as fuel for the day he's trying to create for you. His voice sounds more like he's talking out loud now, lost in a thought..

"You make me moody and weird. You also make me want to grab your soft little face and just..."

He then snaps back to the moment, and his tone picks up.

"... But alas, there is no time to waste! Come, sit, I'll get the other things ready.~"

He zooms off to the kitchen, and your heart softens at how much he fusses over you, though you also hope you aren't being too much. You know he'd hate to hear that, so you simply sit down and look over the supplies you had honestly forgotten you had.

Dazai makes tea, because he knows it helps with your fidgeting and you like how the mug feels in your hands, he also begins to set the candle sticks all over the living room, lighting them one by one. You flash him a look of faint concern.

"Feels like Dracula's castle. You sure this is safe, Osamu?"

He simply grins impishly.

"It's called 'mood lighting', cutie. There is an atmosphere to be created!"

"Yeah, and possibly a wildfire."

"Boo, you're no fun. Besides, that sounds like a problem for future us. We live in the moment."

Dazai would never risk your safety and you know that, which is why you don't push the topic any further.

You two settle in, the candles illuminating you both with a warm flame that feels more comforting than you'd like to admit, you feel yourself becoming more immersed in the random little doodles and brush strokes you create as you both talk for hours about literally nothing while sipping on your tea. Nothing feels nice, for once and Dazai can see it in the way you slowly become less and less tense. So mindful, so beautiful.

After you fill your canvas, you set it down, and peer over at Dazai's.

"What'd you paint?"

He smiles sheepishly, and hides his.

"Not finished yet. No peeking!"

He stands up and in one swift motion, runs outside, while leaving you bewildered at the spontaneity of the situation. A few moments later, he runs back inside, huffing with his arms behind his back. He sits back down on the floor with you, criss crossed. He grabs his canvas, and puts something on it as he slowly unveils his work to you.

It's a single crisp leaf he must have plucked from the grass when it fell, the orange and reddish hue placed on the canvas that shows a cartoonishly painted tree as well. He murmurs, eyes trained lovingly on you but with that familiar playful tone.

"I wanted you to get a little air. It's good for one's mood, you know."

You slowly take the leaf, and twiddle it in your thumb as you begin to smile to yourself. You mutter back.

"The weather changes, moods change, it's so overwhelming sometimes..."

He slowly leans in a little closer and places a hand on the small of your back, inching you closer to him too. He wants to distract you from those thoughts affecting you, but it's getting harder when all he can think about is how much you affect him. He whispers.

"My mood never changes, you're the most precious thing I have ever seen all year round."

You look up at him, your eyes communicating what you feel, and he picks up on it with a silent confirmation. You hold each other's gaze for a long quiet moment and when you feel ready you lean into his chest, nuzzling into him. He envelops you in a hug that feels like the remedy you've been searching for this whole time, and it almost brings you to tears. You don't know it also does the same to him. He gives you a soft squeeze and leans down to your ear, his warm breath feeling like the way life is supposed to feel. You mumble, your voice slightly muffled against him.

"Thank you, Osamu. Love you."

He smiles at that. To be something so soothing to you, to be of use for once in his life, it's a feeling that he could never describe. He'll have to find the words when he covers you in kisses from head to toe later, when he makes sure you feel the full extent of his devotion to you through thick and thin. He exhales deeply.

"Change of season, change of mind... It doesn't matter to me. It's still you. It will always be you."

[nyxi-pixie]

Hiiiii.

Sorry to bother you, I wanted to know if you had any fic recs? Your writing is so good and your tastes are immaculate, and I am starving for any kind of good content. Please?

its not possible to bother me love dw <3

NOW. i dont actually read all that much anymore bc i am horrendously picky but this does give me an excuse to hype up the few authors that have satisfied my unreasonably specific tastes 🤩.

so. a few bsd recs for you (except theyre 99% skk because im horribly predictable forever). everyone go read all of these and tell the authors how wonderful they are in the comments please <3

anything @booksandpaperss has ever written is genius work and everyone should read it. could talk abt all of their stuff for hours (and i have🤩 they put up w so much of me bothering them godbless). also our brains do some accidental crazy mind melding shit whenever either of us write fic so if you like any of my stuff you will like theirs. thats the rules. <3

like twin stars in the dark (we collide)- dead apple skk porn as a vehicle for 22skk analysis. makes me salivate i have read it so many times. they get 22skk better than anyone🙏

my lies are for you to keep (my love for you to lose) - the only take on beastskk that matters to me ever. you can actually see me losing my mind in the comment i wrote on this fic bc of how fucking insane every single line made me. theres SO much packed into this thing its fucking crazy i NEEEEED everyone to read it. thats all <3

till death, I'll give you my breath - dazai death timeloop. this fic terrifies me so much i await every update with my teeth chattering and my heart pulsing so rapidly i should be hospitalised. the first scene of chapter 2 genuinely had me on the verge of tears im unwell about it.

(elli also has some jjk stuff thats REALLYREALLY good and if ur into jjk u should check that out too.)

NOW. aside from being a propaganda machine for my fav writer ever. Heres some other stuff i love.

the second perspective by @wildflowerteas. murder mystery/detective noir stuff w some time fuckery. the au of all time. mashes aspects of beast, canon, and some extra special niko sauce into a mixing bowl and goes crazy w it. just Such a genuinely impressive piece of writing. i could talk abt the technical brilliance of it for hours but i will stop myself. you gotta commit to this thing because it WILL make u crazy. also i loveee the sskk. its like if we had the beast first meeting sskk forever. SOSO GOOD!!!!

did fate guide the gun or did you? by @kanetheo. i read this pretty soon after chapter 109 and it genuinely fried my brain for months. the writing style is beautiful (as for everything they write AUGHH!!!) and the angst is delectable. the way it intersperses more fun silly skk moments with just. complete misery. GOD. it just hits. ive reread it quite a few times and it never fails to make me go crazy. srsly cannot rec this enough.

the decomposition of dazai osamu by @hella1975 this shot several bullets through my brain and i still havent recovered. i keep thinking 'oh i should reread that' and then i dont bc some part of my brain still concerns itself w maintaining whats left of my sanity. BUT its crazy good and everyone should read it and suffer at least once. EVERYONE LOVES YOU OSAMU!!!! EVERYONE EATS YOU!!! line of all time lets all kill ourselves.

smoke held conversations by feralrookie - i havent reread this in a while but it does cool stuff with nlh and the skkisms are really good in this too. ppl often write teen chuuya as less intelligent than he actually is. hes very observant, esp of dazai, and this fic gave me that 🙏

i called your name til the fever broke by forest_raccoon - vampire chuuya. biting is involved. i blacked out reading it. enough said.

[plsdonttakemyname]

You dont have to feel like you gotta do this, bc i know sm ppl r too out of their comfort zone with it, but would you consider:

Poly!Soukoku? Like Dazai / reader / chuuya?

Fluff HCs?

Ig if you wanted more fun stuff (pls dont do it this is too much!) What do you think would be a good ability for an S/O of them to have?? :0

I have this one idea where their just a sort of puppet master and have strings that they can latch onto ppl and physically move them around, or even mess with memories (the non-passionate/deep seated ones) bc i thought Dazai would like the different ways it could be applied, and Chuuya would think it's badass to watch you just, lower the glowing strings coming out of fingertips attached to like a group of armed enemies and they just like, drop their guns and bow.

Feel free to have fun with this however you want, or delete the request if its too much!

Also the ability i talked abt doesnt have to be readers ability, and these could just be chill headcanons abt their relationship! Whatever works!

Hope youre having a great weekend so far, and I really like your writing!!

Cheers,

Poly Anon ☢️

Poly!Soukoku X G!n Reader

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A/n; Hi Anon! Tysm I really appreciate it! I'm glad you like my writing! I hope you're having a great weekend so far too :D

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Genre; Fluff, Hcs

Pairings; Chuuya X Dazai X Reader

Warnings; Mentions of Suicide(Dazai), my bad writing, Might has some grammar mistakes 😭

Now how do I start with this chaotic relationship...

Chuuya would try to kill Dazai from time to time and you have to be there to stop them because of it 😭

I feel like s/o would toy with their opponents with the use of their ability

Mori had assigned you three on another mission together even though one was already enough since the three of you were strong enough but who knows why he assigned you three on a mission like this

Chuuya would be surprised and amazed at the same time when he first saw your ability with his own eyes, sure he has heard about this ability before but he’s never actually seen it for himself before.

Chuuya thinks that his s/o is so badass when they puppet the enemies, making them bow down and drop all of the weapons carried to the battle.

Dazai on the other hand would not really get surprised since this is his first time actually seeing this ability with his own eyes and not hearing it from some stupid book, but he still knew from the beginning

But when the three of you are all bored and out of missions to carry out, you'll all hangout in a bar to spend some time with each other

It's either one of yall ended up drunk OR you all ended up drunk and passed out in the bar 😭

The three of you will always go out to the mall or on expensive dinner dates

You all share the same apartment and that's where things are starting to get really wild

When getting into bed, there is never peace...The three of you would be kicking each other off the bed and slapping each other in the middle of the night 💔

"GODDAMN CHUUYA STOP KICKING ME" *SNORES*

Chuuya Is the kicker,Dazai is the pusher and you're the one that's suffering 😢

Just imagine this, suddenly you woke up at an ungodly hour because you felt a hand slapping your face just to find out it was Dazai slapping you in his sleep and Chuuya is almost on the floor still dead asleep after a long day in the Port Mafia.

You had enough one night and decided to kick them both off the bed and acted as if you're still asleep 😭

It's legit 4am and suddenly you just kick them off the bed "OW" "what...the..fuck..." *Y/n fake snoring noises*

Besides that when it's really peaceful it's either they're both on a long mission or they're ACTUALLY not kicking or pushing each other off the bed.

The three of you likes to cuddle and fall asleep in each other's warmth

"Will you,Y/N L/n, Come double suicide with me?" "no." "OI MACKEREL IF YOU WANNA DIE I CAN KILL YOU NOW STOP ASKING Y/N TO SUICIDE WITH YOU JACKASS" "YOU HURT MY FEELINGS CHIBI.." while you're just busy typing up a report and also trying to calm down

When one of you are on a mission alone you all definitely give each other a goodbye and goodluck kiss before heading out

Besides all of those chaotic stuff happening in your relationship, You all are an unbreakable trio

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That's all I hope you like it </3

[rab1darachn1d]

bsd trans/queer headcanons for trans visibility day!!(PLS FEEL FREE TO ADD UR OWN I LOVE SEEING PPLS HEADCANONS)

-I see Dazai and Fyodor as both agender in a "im not exactly cis but i also dont exactly give a fuck anymore" Dazai more so because he has a hard time figuring out gender n shit like that and Fyodor bc he cant be bothered to think about that stuff(IM PROJECTING<3)

-I think Nikolai would be genderfluid or gender queer or would not care for labels at all and would use literally ANY fucking pronoun(Maybe hed feel like labels n shit were too constricting??? idk my tranny brain clung so hard to his whole "feeling like a bird trapped in a cage")(IK ITS NOT INHERENTLY TRANS IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE IT TRANS PLS DONT COME AFTER ME I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS)

-Chuuya and Kunikida are transmasc. no explanation needed(i could go on for HOURS dude you dont understand)

-Nonbinary Gin ofc ofc, how they present depends on the day and i dont think theyd care about pronouns(I believe its canon they prefer to be seen as masc in the mafia for safety reasons?) I could also see them as gender queer

NOW HEADCANONS THAT DONT HAVE HARD REASONING AND I JUST THINK ARE NICE<3

-Lippmann being genderfluid or genderqueer

-Albatross being nonbinary(uses they/he)

-Akutagawa being unlabeled and doesn't care much about pronouns(he has worse things to worry about so i dont think hed give it much thought?)

-Kouyou being transfem

-I could see Atsushi testing out abunch of different labels(he was never taught abt queer stuff in the orphanage and so now hes just tryna figure shit out)

-Rimbaud being gender queer

-T4T Ranpoe guys you dont understand how happy they make me I HATE THEM

-Agender Tetchou and Pangender Jouno is funny to me, it wouldn't be on purpose itd just be a very funny coincidence

-Transfem Lucy and Anne being inspo for her transition makes me sob(I LOVE LUCY I NEED TO TALK ABT HER MORE SHES SO <333)

-following that T4T Atsulucy brings me joy, they could share their experiences "not feeling quite right" when they were both in the orphange

-Trans masc Sigma who will dress both masc AND fem(too all transmasc who dress fem and all transfem who dress masc you guys r so valid<33 your choice of clothes does not dictate your gender and violently bite those who say it does<3)

-Kenji would identify as male but would use any pronouns and not care how people perceive him, I dont think itd bother him as long as everyone is happy and no one fights over it

AND THOSE R ALL I HAVE HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY<3 REMEMBER THESE ARE ALL HEADCANONS AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SUPER SERIOUSLY I JUST THINK THESE ARE NEAT AND MIGHT MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY

[fyodors--ushanka]

Stoner BSD Headcanons

My brain is unwell, so I am writing headcanons abt BSD characters getting high. SSK and SSKK

Atsushi:

Our innocent bean was invited to Dazai's house to 'hang out'

He walked in to see Yosano passing Ranpo a joint and Dazai with a bong, passing it to Chuuya.

He was confused, and Dazai got him to hit the bong.

Everyone already mentioned watched him expectantly, To which he started coughing.

Chuuya felt bad, so he got him a cup of water.

Tachihara arrived, so they had a "How many hits until you can't feel your limbs" contest.

Atsushi won, bc Tachihara gave up as Atsushi was clearly tweaking and refused to stop.

He passed out on the kitchen floor, and woke up 2 hours later to a high Akutagawa falling on him bc Akutagawa ate 4 edibles. He smoked more and fell asleep being spooned by Akutagawa.

Tachihara:

Heard abt a function, so he showed up.

Was shocked to see Atsushi on his 3rd bong rip.

"I thought he was innocent!" "Haha! Look at his mentor. It was bound to happen."

Smoked 3 blunts between him, Yosano, and Ranpo.

Decided to have the contest with Atsushi

7 hits later, Atsushi was clearly tweaking, but refused to stop. So he gave up and smoked a blunt in the corner.

He was concerned abt Atsushi greening out as it was Atsushi's first time smoking.

He fed Akutagawa edibles, hoping for the ship to sail.

Everyone went outside, leaving Atsushi and Akutagawa inside.

"FUCK YEAH!"

Dazai:

Is the reason the function happened.

He smoked with Chuuya

Before Atsushi arrived, Him, Chuuya, Ranpo, and Yosano made an agreement to get Atsushi to smoke to help their ship sail.

Was sorta proud to successfully introduce Atsushi to weed.

He was 6 joints in when Atsushi arrived.

He smoked a scary amount of pot before running upstairs with Chuuya to fuck.

Fell asleep holding Chuuya.

Woke up 14 hours later and smoked.

Yosano:

Sat next to Ranpo with an ashtray full of smoked joints.

Bit Dazai bc he tried to take her joint.

Her and Dazai plotted for hours of how they were gonna sail the ship.

She brought her own weed so that way no one could take it.

Shit talked for hours

Teased Atsushi

"Awww~ Is Our little innocent Atsushi too high?"

Watched 90 day fiance for 9 hours.

Kicked Ranpo off the couch.

Ranpo:

He smoked like 6 joints, ate 6 brownies, and hit the bong 4 times.

Eyes absolutely refused to open, even if he was curious.

Got couch locked.

He raided Dazais fridge and ordered door dash at 3 am

He didn't talk much

Played monopoly with Chuuya, Dazai, and Yosano.

"Ranpo, Give Dazai your $200, you landed on his property."

"No! He's in jail! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal!"

Chuuya:

CHAOS

Bit at least 2 people over weed.

Threw a book at Dazai, got reprimanded and cried, yelling "I'm sad!"

Was comforted by Atsushi

Smoked 7 joints and ate a shit ton of brownies

kinda felt bad for Atsushi bc he smoked Dazais potent ass weed.

Got his back blown out, prone bone position

Heavily ships SSKK

Gin:

Had an ashtray full of smoked joints.

Watched shameless

Did everything to get Ryunosuke with Atsushi

Cooked food for Everyone.

Played Uno with Ryunosuke

Put THC oil in all the food

"Damn! You won again." "Ryu..Shut the fuck up."

Shit talked with Yosano

Ryunosuke:

Ate too many edibles

Was confused when he saw Atsushi

Wasn't able to smoke

Kissed Atsushi as he slept

spooned Atsushi bc Atsushi was shivering

Didn't let anyone near Atsushi

woke up hours later and Ate more edibles.

This sucked-

[lukkabloom]

Imagine if ikevamp residents actually used telephones tho… The shenanigans the residents will be exposed to. I'm sure Comte would have one since he's rich. maybe he'll have one at Will's house too

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

maybe Comte'll call Will every once in a while but their conversation ends up taking hours bc it'll end up being a one-sided conversation with Comte talking 99% of the time and Will not knowing how to end conversations (since Comte is so polite and everything).

or every time Vincent hangs out at Will's house, Theo will call up Will from the manor. After Will gets used to this, he'll learn the best and fastest way to finish calls with Theo. It'll be like:

- Theo: "Shakespeare" - Will: "Good morning, younger brother. Yes, Vincent is with me. We had planned to view a play today. Oh, he seems to be calling me. Til morrow, brother" cuts call - Theo's so pissed

telephone boxes are yet to be popularized at this time (according to my quick google search) so the residents probably can't prevent any of their route-exclusive-vampire-past-incidents from occurring

maybe if the castle trio also has a telephone, there could be some blackmailing/manipulation via calls

ok not completely related, but I feel like Dazai would one day make a tin can telephone. Like Arthur would find one outside his room, with the string connected to the inside. He won't be able to go in (it's locked from the inside) so he'll have to communicate with Dazai (who is inside) via tin can. Of course, this is Dazai we're talking abt and he'll probably leave the room from the window, sometime later, preventing anyone from going in. He'll get a scolding from Comte, probably. (totally did not get this idea from that one Promised neverland scene... yea totally....)

[kentopedia]

rylie you’ve been dropping so many wonderful & delicious beast dazai things. don’t be shy tell me us more :DD - maybe some more of your spicy thoughts hehe 🙈

really anything !! go wild

nonnieee!!! i love these kinds of asks!! i have an endless amount of thoughts abt him. literally could go on for ages!

but ok ok so to start out a little tame... i already talked abt how dazai loves spoiling you, but he adores being spoiled right BACK!! for his birthday you buy him a watch with a sweet little message engraved on the back of the face, and he wears it every day. also if you ever go to fancy galas & underground auctions & such, dazai always matches with you!! <3 like if you’re wearing a red dress, dazai will have a tie custom made to that exact shade.

i think he likes keeping his relationship private for the most part, but when it comes to everyone in the port mafia... he's SUCH a showoff. its too hard to keep it a secret from them, so his thinking is that if they're going to know, they're going to KNOW. he is not (!!!) above walking into a meeting with the execs with messy hair, an undone tie and lipstick stains all over his neck where the bandages don't quite reach.

eek and for some little spicy thoughts!! i always feel so awkward abt posting them, but if you all rlly wanna know i will never refuse!! idk if i put this in my headcanons, but i’ve been thinking abt dazai placing your chair at the head of the table right next to him for mafia meetings. the two chairs are so elaborate, and so close together you’re practically on top of him. but he wants to make sure everyone respects you as much as him.

but... sometimes he's just far too tempted by you sitting right there looking so pretty that he just slips a hand over your thigh, teasing you at first. his hands are so gentle, and you freeze up, but don't move, not wanting to embarrass yourself in front of the people you see every day. nothing in his expression changes, but dazai he keeps going. he just sits there, unamused by the conversation taking place on the other end of the table, while you're trying so hard to keep a straight face.

he leans back, grazes your inner thigh, lazily, and then moves his fingers where you're already wet, lips tugging up almost imperceptibly when he notices. and you're digging your nails into the arm of the chair, trying hard not to grind your teeth and make it obvious what's going on.

dazai sits there beside you, waving his free hand around as he talks to akutagawa, who just stares back, nodding. everyone slouches in their seats, waiting for the meeting to be over.

then, he slips a finger under your panties and you almost choke, growing far too hot all over. you meet kouyou's eyes three seats down, and when you're almost certain that she knows what's going on under the table, you grab dazai's wrist, forcing him to stop. you aren't sure if you can keep your face blank if he goes any further.

he taunts you for the next half hour, but once everyone leaves the meeting, dazai's giving you a tiny little grin and you're already making your way on top of him, climbing into his lap, digging your fingers into your hair as you kiss him.

and dazai teases you endlessly... but you shut him up quickly when you sink onto his cock and ride him in the chair that's supposed to be for the scary port mafia boss that can never seem to control himself around you <3

[junimimi]

𝜗𝜚𝓐𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞-𝓟𝐢𝐞 𝓔𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 !

a nikolai x gn!reader (implied fem-ish) series wc : 1.7k warnings : dazai being suicidal(?), possible ooc ?, dead relatives. (comments abt more warnings are highly appreciated!!) taglist/mainpage - reblogs are highly apperciated!

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notes ୨୧ : honestly I loved thinking up this plot for my first series so this chapter would be a good way to start it! also im planning to do, apple-pie evergarden side stories (like a tiny bonus bfr a chapter), or additional series surrounding the red riding hood au i made ◜◡◝ !! besides that enjoy this I hope I did well with the first chap! (idk if I have to proofread again ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡ )

00.1 - reminiscing in the raspberries

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it's been how many years? three- no two...wait no it's only been a week. well it felt like years. your grandma was, your well- your everything. when she'd passed you always would ask your mother why to but no avail, she'd always been such a secretive person. but sometimes you overhear her talking about a wolf over the phone, a wolf...that's very peculiar, you never heard any person you've met talk about wolves that way. but from the way she sounded while muttering her words...it sounded more like a human being than some mangey wolf.

eventually it came the day of the funeral, everyone was in sorrow or despair, some bickering over how she may or would have died died...you really just stared at the casket you've found it very strange how wake's worked. why sit around sobbing over the poor old-women's decaying body? eventually by time people started to leave, so you did as well.

       after the funeral you found yourself laying in your room wondering how it really happened, was it really a wolf? your grandma barely left the house so how could it get in? you lost your train of thought briefly by the call of your mother.

"yn honey! please come downstairs." at the tone of her voice it seemed she was slightly concerned about god knows what now, besides that point, you figured that out you had to go down the stairs, descending down the stairs your eyes stare subtly. noticing a blonde woman with a ponytail, she was clad in a dress shirt along with a sleek black jacket and pants, along with a pair of very dark dress shoes.

"yn, meet ms. higuchi, she will be reading us the will of grandma." you stopped for a moment, did she already mention a will? it'd was just the wake and hours ago the funeral too, how could they start the will readings so early!?

nonetheless you noticed the expression of the woman and how she looked very sorry for arriving this early, so you smiled gently and took out your hand for her to shake.

"nice to meet you mx. yn I apologize for coming on such short notice." 

"oh- don't worry about it! I understand on how things end up not going as planned.", higuchi smiled in return to your words before glancing over at the table, your house had always been seemingly cozy in guests perspectives, well after all it is a tiny cottage like your grandmas.

"so then, shall we look over this?" you and your mother looked at each other briefly before nodding, so with some nervous speed higuchi made her way to nearest table and sat down. you took a thin glass of apple cider before joining her along with your mother.

higuchi prepared the folder of papers some cautiously falling out before her nervous hands picked it back up. you blinked for a moment watching her slowly extract certain papers than turning to your mother.

"now then, reading from the will she states, 'to ms. ln my niece, I give my stamp collection one of my favorite of my collections.'" seeing the way your mother was so taken aback from such a quick statement she sighed and nodded, maybe she wanted the cottage? or grandma's recipe book? anything of value probably. you paused your thoughts noticing higuchi turning to you, as you were taught manners by your mother when you were young  you knew to sit straight up again and listen.

"now onto mx.yn, ah...here it is" she coughs briefly, attempting to clear her throat before reading aloud,

"'to mx. yn my darling grandchild I leave the cottage and that land around it, my valued recipe book, and the rest of valuables in the estate."

higuchi looked up from the paper in the while your mother audibly gasped. you were of course looking for a house since you're a adult now and everything, and well...you really did love grandma's house it was always so cozy.

"alright then- congrats mx.yn!" higuchi smiled brightly while saying those words, you peered to the left slightly watching your mother sigh before returning towards her work in the kitchen.

"well nice to meet you again mx.yn, oh and by the way I actually know some great people in the town if you ever need help moving into the estate!" you smiled at higuchi's words, a attempt to help you, she really was such a sweet person.

"thank you ms.higuchi-" "Oh don't bother with the 'ms.higuchi' just call me ichiyo!" you nodded briefly as you watched her pack ever so carefully her valued documents. waving your salutations to higuchi you faced your mother.

"so?" you spoke mumbling slightly,

"oh, yes about your new assets...how bout' you get ready to leave tomorrow hm?" your mother spoke softly, you smiled cheerfully as you arose the chair to wrapping your arms around her,

"thank you mother!" your mother only smiled in return.

       towards the end of the night you started packing, of course you needed to bring your red hooded cape to reduce sunburns, some food...maybe some snacks for the walk, and like usual you ended up crashing on your pillow as soon as you finished,

𝜗𝜚

     you yawned quite audibly as the sun kissed your skin ever so gently, you reached out to graze the flickering light, oh how it brought you joy. you sighed, before launching yourself up to actually get ready instead of laying lazily till the sunset. you start finding some clothes until wandering upon some and dressing. you were fully clad in a red hooded cloak-ish cape with some boots and the average garments you always wore. going now down the stairs not mindful of falling flat on your face, you snatch the basket your mother left you as since she was sleeping currently. opening the door you start walking at a slow pace taking in such breathtaking weather, it was winter snow would fall like usual but still it felt so magical this year, like something might just change for you. walking around the trail sometimes clumsiness making you hit the snow with its ever so tiny grass plucking out. once getting some what close to more forested  areas you noticed papers nailed to the bark texture some saying,

'wanted for benefit of town' and 'keep all townspeople in town during night.'

quite strange really you've never witnessed such interesting signs. then you peered into the distance a wonderful shade of crimson specs scattered around a luscious lime colored bush, you glanced over at the basket you had in hand- then back to the bush, it'll take some time...but it seems sooo worth it!!

    you silently scurried over to the petite bush, quickly getting down to a crouch you picked the raspberries. taking each one with care to not squish them, until you felt another hand causing you to smash the raspberry in a moment of seconds feeling a rather sharp nail. you gulp slowly trying to see through the bush, as you were to scared to move. you then met eyes through the bush...they already were staring at you piercingly, taking in the appearance you notice one eye was a light shade of pale green, one the same but of blue, you noticed one other thing these eyes- they looked so,

lonely.

you yelped feeling a movement in the bush making you fall back slightly putting one arm to the back of your neck as you move your eyes back up quickly to the sight of- nothing, what was that? it looked like it was something of danger, but still you felt drawn to this uncertainty. leaving you to wonder if you'd ever see those eyes again in your life, and honestly-

you wish you will.

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approaching a gate you notice the bustling of the town it wasn't like this during your trips up here with your mother. it'd often be quiet peaceful, like a special place heaven could bestow to earth. while traveling down the road you see a brunette man getting yanked by his collar at the hand of a lilac and snow-ish hair man, out of curiosity you approach them taking notice of the giant sign outside the building reading,

'lavender brownie bakery'

upon entering the establishment you hear the classic chime of a store bell along with the yell of the lilac haired man, clad in a light purple chefs uniform- his hair now tied to a bun.

"dazai! customer!" he calls over to the brunette man which makes you assume that his name would be 'dazai' of course. dazai took a sharp glance over to you before smiling brightly and walking gracefully towards the back counter, before plopping down on his shoulders to look up at you.

"why hello there gorgeous how bout' a doubl-" he was quickly cut off by the lilac and snow color haired man,

"as my partner was trying to say...welcome to our bakery. i'm sigma and this is my partner dazai." you smile slightly nodding before taking a moment to register there faces to the names.

"and as my ever so charming partner was saying" sigma verbalized sarcastically, "what would you look to order dearie ?" he smiled with the words, not those fake ones you get from interns a genuine one where it looks like they're happy to serve you. 

"uh-" you raise your head up to meet the letters drawn on the chalkboard. "how about...a parfait would be nice." dazai nodded subtly heading past the swinging doors to the kitchen, before coming back swiftly with the mentioned dessert. 

"here you go darling come back soon if you ever think about dark thoughts." which made sigma glare feverishly at dazai, you just smiled taking the food before waving goodbye as your steps became more near to the doorframe. 

walking along the road you notice the cottage in its ethereal glory, you always felt completely safe when entering its gates noticing all the patches of garden soil poking from snow, while idly passing each tiny mound of snow to get to the front porch you notice a tiny shimmer from a, plate? you got down placing your hands delicately around the rim of the glistening glass. taking in the sight, a raspberry pie, as you brought it towards your closer to view a note flutters in the wind, you quickly reach out with your mittens and read it slowly.

'how wonderful it was to make your acquaintance mx.ln, you are as ravishing as that frail woman described.'

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[gardenlilgnome]

Dazai and Atsushi chilling in Atsushi's bed, and even though it's in a closet, Dazai likes it more than his own bed. Atsushi had made his bf take a long bubble bath, eat a nice dinner that he and Kyouka prepared and then dragged him into the closet to sleep. However, they stayed up for a couple hours just talking abt the mundane, in a low voice as to not wake up Kyouka and the light of one of the phone's giving a little of light so they could see each other's face.

Dazai lying on his back and Atsushi on his side. Atsushi listened to whatever his bf was talking, paying more attention to his lips moving rather than the words coming out of them. He lifted his upper body enough to get a better view of Dazai's face, which made the latter stop talking. He wore a smile, amused.

“If you're sleepy, you can just sleep,” he cupped one of Atsushi's cheek, the latter moving his head to feel more of his bf's touch. Dazai's thumb brushed on the soft skin, carefully.

“I have something to tell you,” Atsushi could feel his hands starting to sweat already. The grin on Dazai's face made it clear that he already knew what Atsushi wanted to say. Somehow, Atsushi felt calmer.

“What is it, my love?”

“I.. love you...” he grabbed Dazai's hand that was on his face, afraid that he'd suddenly disappear, “...O..Osamu..” He felt embarrassed for being embarrassed calling his boyfriend by his first name.

However, Atsushi was sure, even with the dim light of the phone screen, Dazai's cheeks were tinted by a shade of pink and his expression was one of surprise. It only lasted for a fraction of a second, of course. And Atsushi didn't pry further, although he would keep that image in his mind. He let Dazai guide him into a soft, desperate kiss. Atsushi couldn't help but hold Dazai's body tighter against his own body and repeat those same three words along with other sweet words in between breaths.

[fyodior]

It's like 6am now but brain is Thonking Things and I gotta get them out before I forget them

The thought of the day is: getting pregnant with twins

I just know oda would be the happiest out of them all to find that out, like we were supposed to have only one child but now we're getting a bonus one too?? We get to take care of two more kids?? Best day of his life. As soon as you tell him you're gonna have twins I can see him looking at you with his usual neutral face like this 😐 while you can hear the cogs spinning in his brain for a moment as he processes what you said fdjsjdj then a moment later he comes to terms with the fact that the two of you have really been blessed and he hugs you close to himself and tells you how happy he is and how much he loves you with a bit of a wobbly voice bc he's just that happy🥺 the next day he's going to his usual restaurant to tell the owner and the orphans how they're going to have two new friends soon

Dazai would be kinda shocked bc we're gonna have two mini demons running around the house instead of just one??? Am I gonna have to share my belladonna's affections with both of them??? On the outside he's going to act like a clown as usual, telling everyone in the ada about the news and having kunikida nag him for hours everyday bc DON'T YOU DARE MAKE YOUR CHILDREN BECOME SUICIDE MANIACS LIKE YOU!! cjsjsjs But on the inside, having a child with you was already a big choice that required lots of trust for him, but after he hears the news and accepts them he goes to oda's grave and tells him as well, he tells him that he's finally settled down with you and is going to have a family and how happy he is to get to do this this you. "I hope you're proud of me, Odasaku."

Chuuya was already reluctant having just one child with you bc he's a mafia executive and he knows his profession/position could endanger you (not that he'd ever let someone hurt you ofc) but then the two of you agreed to try and have one child to see how the situation would change. He didn't expect that at all when you told him you were having twins, he just stared at you with a mix of joy and shock and he didn't even know what to say. He didn't want to upset you so first he might go to kouyou to talk about his concerns, and after she reassures him that everything will be alright he comes back home and swears to himself to do everything he can to help you throughout the pregnancy and after the children are born. Once he's holding both of them for the first time in his arms he might try to act all tough but then he slowly breaks down into tears and cries with you

Now for fyodor, everything he does is calculated, so having you get pregnant might also have been a calculated act on his part. He decided that this time would be the best for the two of you to have a child bc his plans wouldn't interfere with the pregnancy and viceversa so he bred you extra hard yk djsksks what wasn't calculated tho was you having twins. He knew it was a possibility ofc but he didn't expect that to actually happen. He is obviously happy and gives you lots of praise and patience throughout the pregnancy, making sure your health is at its peak at all times and spoiling you with whatever you might want on your bad days. He might find it endearing when you're so close to crying bc your belly is too big and you can't koala-hug him on his lap anymore jdjsjsdjs you know that some people put headphones on their belly to make the child listen to music? He does that too with you but in the extra fancy way that is playing the cello next to your bed. I'm trying so hard to keep this sfw but my brain keeps chanting pregnancy sex pregnancy sex djdjsjdj

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my brain is also chanting pregnancy sex at all times always and forever. also everything utc because this got long as per usual

and you're so fucking right abt all of them kfljslf;ksjkd oda would be ECSTATIC because. idk if he necessarily wants a big family but he wants more than one, though the thought of you suffering multiple times for multiple babies is so painful for him. so the fact that you're getting TWO babies for the pain of only one pregnancy makes him soooo happy like it's probably everything he could've asked for. and when you're freaking out bc you were already worried about keeping up with care for one baby and now there's gonna be two, he easily calms you down and assures you he's gonna be there every single step of the way bc you're a team. and even tho any mention of the orphans fills me with debilitating pain it melts my fucking heart thinking abt how over the moon they'd be esp because they rarely see oda that happy. he would ADORE your body too

like you said with dazai it definitely would take a LOT of trust and chewing on the idea for him to even be willing to try for a baby, and that's with expecting only one at a time lskfjskd and i can see him only wanting one in general. he'd so paint on a dazai-typical happy silly face for his coworkers but yeah it'd be a pretty major internal struggle for him at first. and all of the agency is a little bit scared bc they could barely picture dazai with one kid but now he's gonna have 2 LMAO but they know you well and trust that you'll raise them well. and you know that dazai's heart is so big and he's such a good guy that'd genuinely want the best for his babies and would work so hard to be a good father, probably thinking of odasaku and what he would do a lot. and the thought of him sitting at his grave to tell him is fr tearing me apart that fucking hurts lfdsjsdkl i can see him bringing a bottle of liquor and pouring two glasses, just talking like. "two! crazy, isn't it? i think you'd be a great uncle." and he'd definitely tell his kids allll about their uncle oda </3

ur right because chuuya would act so brave but would fucking flip out - but he knows you're anxious as hell about it so you wouldn't hear a second of it. i agree i think that kouyou would be the first person he went to, like the only realistically responsible adult he knows flkadsfljdks when mori finds out he'll be so excited and want to dote all over them and have them play with elise but chuuya would be like only under my supervision you fucking weirdo LMAO he's a very smart guy who's amazing at troubleshooting and dealing with any situation but i think he struggles with it more in his personal life, though he'd find his footing eventually. he'd realize that the most important thing by far is supporting and helping you the whole way, doing anything and everything he can because whatever stress he's feeling you're definitely feeling tenfold. when chuuya loves he loves hard, and that applies to both you and his kids

i think fyodor would definitely be mostly prepared for the scenario of twins, but still be taken aback because he didn't quite expect it to actually happen aldfja;kdfj he would def spoil you to death even to the point where ur like i love you but chill. i think he'd be excited though. im guessing he's never had a loving, supportive family who genuinely cares for each other (and shows it) so i think (with time, i wouldn't say he's necessarily like this now) he'd be very happy to not only show love to a whole family but to receive it too. to be looked up to and revered with unconditional love by 2 babies is something unfathomable to him. he's similar to chuuya in that when he loves, he loves HARD. and every single waking second would be spent protecting you, which would obviously increase to protecting his 2 babies. it would be hard for him, but the now 3 of you are his entire world and he's very protective/possessive - no one is allowed to step anywhere near those kids for a while alkfjlskdjfds "can we please homeschool them?" "no. they're going to real school fedya." similar to oda but probably more so, he would absolutely adore and revere your changing body, would be absolutely obsessed with your growing baby bump that is obvi bigger with two babies. he wants to touch it and be near it and play music for it all the time, sometimes he talks to your stomach more than he talks to you aldsfjadslkj i love him so much :(

[konishirrr]

Hi lovely :)

Hope you're having a great day!, Love the way you write I could get lost in it for hours

If you're taking requests I was wondering if you could do dazai or chuuya head cannons with them being with a s/o that's a drag racer? Or just a racer don't matter!

If not that's okay and I hope you have an amazing day or night 💗

Omg hiii <33 I was having a bad day actually tysm u made my day 😭

fun fact I was letting Spotify go wild w whatever and when I went to stop it it happened to be this

It must be fate😭😭

(Dazai, Chuuya) Drag Racer s/o Hcs <3

->Dazai ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

The bragger 💪

literally is like “oh ur fav racer is y/n? Guess, what they’re my lover!” And proceeds to slowly become a menace like “they’re mine, haha~ not Kunikida’s or chuuya’s-” w a sly smirk to an absolute stranger who doesn’t know who he’s talking abt <- entp behavior

Yk that one person who always screams and cheers the loudest? Yea that’s him

always finds ur suits funny like reads the sponsors and is like “I heard this company did-” and so on

puts random stickers he bought al over ur suit whether it’s a tiny cupcake one or some dole fruit sticker he sticks them on like a hobby

->Chuuya ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

The supporter 🤩 (and the competitor but we don’t talk abt that-)

he’s a man of ✨class✨ so he’d prolly admire the cars and fan boy over the fancy ones

tries to be calm during ur games but is screaming so loud omg- and it isn’t intentional so it’s even funnier

when I said ‘competitor’ it’s bc he always trying to impress u w his motorbike skills 💪 <- just needs attention

takes u out on fun dates, doesn’t matter if u won or lost he’s just proud to have an exiting person like u <3.

I had to research the suits and everything lmao Tyvm tho it was v ✨educational✨

[wildflowerteas]

i’ve slowly been getting my brother into bsd (we’re on s2) and after trying to explain kouyou for a bit (he likes kyouka too much to tolerate any mistreatment 😭 we are having the same issue with aku. letting him form his own opinions abt this is difficult. he says anything understandably negative and it’s -100hp) we got to the first mark appearance!!! everyone cheered!!!

INCREDIBLY BASED. My little brother was also like 'This (aku) is the clown you talk about every day?' until he got to the end of the Guild arc and also watched Dead Apple with me

Sometimes I forget how much I disliked Kouyou originally too until her backstory dropped ( Like chapter 27 of the manga I think ) and we got to see how much she did to ensure Kyouka's safety and happiness in the aftermath of the Guild arc ( like stealing the document about her from the SDUP and negotiating with Atsushi and Dazai )

I really like Kouyou.

I also think the anthologies, side stories, and Wan! lighten the mood regarding Kyouka's relationship with Kouyou and Akutagawa, so it makes sense that he's got a different perspective. Especially coming out of the Guild Arc--I feel like Cannibalism is when we all looked to Fyodor as the Big Bad and realized hey, maybe all these PM folk are fun and interesting too. Also, the first major SSKK working together event. People Died.

Wan.. im aobut to throw up.

and also Dead Apple-- god they(sskk) are so stupid. I need this trio back so bad.

The lack of animosity ( between Kyouka and Akutagawa ) in DA really sold me on the fact that she understood him fully after their confrontation. It was also really vulnerable of Akutagawa to admit that to her??? My jaw was on the floor when i first read it. I don't think people recognize Akutagawa's almost suicidal tendencies ( because how could 'those who desire death have an equal desire to die' and him seeing himself in Kyouka who quite literally asks him to cut her down not imply that ) as much as they do the vengeance(BEAST)/survival(canon-'I must see others as worthless if I am to survive') aspect of his character.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN WATCHING IT WITH HIM BTW. Isn't it so fun sharing your obsessions with your little sibling whenever I get into something I become so obnoxious about it I've spent hours lying on the floor in my brother's room while he plays FPS games just talking about my newest media fixation ( he does the same to me it's why I have extensive secondhand knowledge of the Ant Megacolony war currently going on in California that suffers 30 million casualties yearly )

also congrats on making it through 15 and dark era alive. After that, BSD is a breeze.

MARK. EVERYONE ( me ) CHEERED!!!!!!!

[ambreiiigns]

so we thot we were abt to finish s4 but apparently there's at Least one more ep ??? bsd is so weird in the way that's it's Bad and sort of Boring but also so much happens and you Don't understand what's happening nor do you care to?? like. everything feels weirdly rushed once it starts happening bc it always happens late. like do we really need Three episodes of flashbacks . no i don't think we do. and then you try to deliver world altering news abt the plot and the villains and whatnot in the last 3 episodes ??? why are you slacking off until the last 3 episodes !!! weird fuckin show. the pacing is weird and it feels like it stems from the prioritizing being weird. do you know. anyway brother enjoys the decay of angels WAY too much and as an extent he enjoys fyodor which PISSES ME OFF but also we spent an hour talking shit abt him when he was introduced so ??? the secret fifth member of the hunting dogs reveal WAS as lame and underwhelming as i thought it would be. i really could not care less this did not impact me at all. if hirotsu and gin stay dead i'm gonna kill myself i am so serious. they Almost got me to re-evaluate ango tho there for a sec but i NEVER forgive so it's still on sight he just almost made me cry (admitting to using mushitaro's ability to clean up dazai's crimes and allow him to start from scratches as a way to even things up to oda. you still got my man killed so FUCK you but you ALMOST got me.) also sigma introduction and we are SO STUPIDLY FOND OF HIM 😭😭😭 I DIDN'T GET THE HYPE I REALLY DIDN'T BUT NOW THAT I'VE SEEN HIM. YEAH THAT'S BABYGIRL ALRIGHT I GET IT OK OK I SEE

me & brother watched more bsd And i finished jjk s1 and didn't even give an update i'm so sorry that i'm gonna do it on christmas

[gogolstoelicker]

Hi! I loved your headcanons for BSD character mcs!! If it's alright with you, could I request the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders with a fem! mc who is like Kunikida? (Idk why but the image of mc yelling at Leona to do something productive reminds me a little bit of Dazai and Kunikida's relationship)

Dorm leader + vice dorm leaders with a Kunikida!MC

warning(s): -

notes: LET'S GO OP I WAS ABT TO WRITE FOR KUNIKIDA MC BUT IT COMPLETELY LEFT MY MIND SO THANK YOU

•sorry its late tho JSNJSJS

You're very professional and diligent when it comes to your job. You constantly feel the need to organize, gather and schedule everything, which makes you come off as strict and harsh.

A trustworthy and loyal detective, your coworkers rely on you because of your authoritative capability and responsible nature.

Ability: The Matchless Poet (or Lone Poet i forgot), allows you to make objects written on the papers of your notebook come into existence. However, it does not work on objects larger than the notebook.

Riddle:

with your ideals and his rules, you guys can surely make the whole nrc cower in fear!

like they're in the cafeteria and they saw riddle? "i hope im not breaking any rules rn😥"

they're about to skip class and they saw you? "ah nvm, skipping is never an option😅"

you guys probably get along REALLY well

talking about the rules, ur ideals and how everyone is not following them

probably kins each other too at some point

you guys are now best buddies

like the whole school will always see the two of you hanging out once y'all have free time

i have free time today, hey wanna go to this unbirthday party?🤗

i have free time, wanna hang around, i made tea🤗

Trey:

oh sevens, another riddle😥

oh well trey dealt with riddle, so he knows how to deal with you too

tries his best to calm u down whenever some students pissed u off by ruining ur schedule

or anything u organized honestly

tells u to relax for a bit too

following a strict schedule everyday AND having to deal with the first years ruining ur schedule by accident AND not allowing urself to rest much???

he's right there next to you, trying to bribe you into resting

or threat idk🤔

it didn't work most of the times so

so he just have to be that one passive aggressive friend so you would rest or smth

did it work? sometimes if he tried harder

"u wouldn't want to ruin ur own schedule by passing out or anything right?^^"

"that's why i have enough sleep and exercise everyday"

^ur daily conversation probably

Leona:

if it's not for the fact that you're a lady, he would never listen to you lol

ruggie is forever greatful to have you around

bc as soon as u start telling leona off to stop skipping class and do something productive, he actually got up and do it

i mean he may looks like he's ten seconds away from ripping someone's throat out but at least he tries‼️

he actually leaves the class once he sees that you're not there but shhh

sometimes if he feels extra nice, he'll actually stay in the class

but he'll sleep in it LMAO he REFUSED to study

don't get him wrong, he appreciates that you even went out of your way to scold and sometimes motivate him to show his full potential but

he's a lazy lion at heart, you won't be able to get him to do anything

one time that happened again and someone snitched to you

leona is now forced to listen to your few hours lecture and how it does not fit ur ideals for him to not study

literally leona the whole time:

Azul:

oh you definitely got feed by his lies LMFOAOAOA

even azul himself is surprised by how naive you could be

BUT this only means MORE advantage to him👓✨

the amount of lies he fed u everyday...

its like that annoying scam seller that came knocking on ur door everyday

or those who tried to promote their "religion" cult on the streets

either way, that's how azul looks like to u everyday

he's sly so he probably made it seemed like smth good until jack just

pulls u away from azul so u won't get roped into some weird deal that won't benefit u at all

he ALWAYS finds a loophole in ur ideals so he can just

idk not follow but follow ur ideals at the same time?

Jade:

he doesn't really mind you that much? as long as you're not nagging him about something of course

which is lowkey rare bc u approve of him apparently🤔

like attitude, style and how he handles work? P E R F E C T. CHEF'S KISS

while u do like how he's on time for schedule and actually gets his work done, u don't really like how uh

scheming he can be😥

but oh well he's from octavinelle, u cant do much about it so u just avoid him

he's actually quite amused that u even approve of him

he didn't know he could fit ur ideals but now that he knows, you know he will never let it go

now u have to deal with a 191cm tall man looming over u and teasing u subtly nonstop

if he hace free time that is since hes usually busy with monstro lounge and floyd's antics🤔

Kalim:

u crying bc he reminds u of ur annoying coworker

him being happy meeting jamil's best buddy

yes i said best buddy what about it

he actually liked to listen to ur rant abt ur ideals

i mean he may not understand it fully but he's willing to listen!

literally dragged u to his parties

yes, u dont like parties. yes, u have works to do

but u gotta relax and have fun sometimes prefect so let him drag u to have fun!

cue u standing in the corner with a glass of juice in hand

"what do people do at parties?" u may ask

and then u see kalim absolutely eating up the dance floor and having fun

oh.

he would even try to drag u to dance with him

goodluck trying to get away from said party

Jamil:

cries heavy tears

it's tears of happiness btw

fiNALly! someone who can take his place to take care of kalim once in a while!

the gods have finally heard his prayers after all this time, he's so happy

sometimes, he would even hang out with you just because

well if you're both not busy that is🤔

he's mostly busy with kalim's shenanigans and you have your day planned out already so

so if u both EVER have a free time, you guys would hang out‼️

with kalim tagging along ofc bc he can't really leave him alone

him being even more happy bc u don't have this favoritism towards either of them and actually treats them equally

and not treating him like kalim's shadow

him to u probably

Vil:

ah yes, probably got along too

he agree with ur ideals here and there

esp if it have smth to do with having good posture and how to present yourself better

might even ask to read through some of it

who knows, he might get a nice advice here and there

he would also give u some advice

u writing it down on ur book and trying to achieve that exact same thing the very next day

and vil wiping a single tear that left from his eyes bc omg!! that's his student!!

/hj

he does feel a sense of pride and is actually very proud of himself and u a little whenever u listen to his advice

probably the one to do ur makeup if he have spare time just so he can make sure u look the absolute best💯

overall, could be best advice buddies but both are too busy to hang out too🤗

Rook:

caught him following stalking a someone

so now he's in a lecture abt how that's wrong

he is kind of like 🤩 when he first saw u

who is this strict prefect he may ask🤔

it's you🤩‼️‼️

while he does not follow u around daily, he does sing praises to you whenever u two crossed paths

welp there goes ur schedule😔you're 10 seconds late bc of him😔

actually doesn't mind his praises, u just wish he wouldn't tell u in the middle of the hallways

probably one of the first ones to find out about your ability

with rook and his stalking investigation skills, he can and will find out everything‼️

him cornering u sometimes just so he can tell u more praises

u shaking and crying bc u just wanna go through ur schedule and this is the 5th time he stopped u this week and it's only monday

Idia:

a victim of u

in a good way i think🤔

ortho is probably the one whp introduced y'all

you, who saw idia , rolled up your sleeves and tried to make him have a healthier lifestyle

ofc u won't drag him out

it's just u whipping out a 100 slides powerpoint with your ideal book in hand telling him how much negative impact it would have living the way he is and ways to improve

he's shaking and crying bc u did this everytime you guys meet in his room

how do u even get in his room? i don't know either

he would sometimes roll his eyes here and there when u go on ur daily lecture

probably also saw u pull out some items from ur book bc u have to outline smth in the powerpoint to prove ur point

and he just goes🤨😮⁉️⁉️

it's a magic book⁉️⁉️

found out u can also pull out a gun from that and decided to listen carefully to your lectures from that day on

Malleus:

well he doesn't mind how strict u are with urself and others

he thinks its a rather good quality to have

he, as a future ruler, can surely learn a thing or two from u

u sobbing bc there's finally someone who's willing to go with ur ideals after riddle

he listens to u really well, he even tried to his best to follow it!

but there are times he would tell u to relax for a bit too

u must've been tired🤗come with him for a walk to rest ur mind🤗

u rejecting it bc its supposed to be ur bedtime

u going with him anyway bc he somehow convinced you

with sad lightnings bc he was sulking LMFOAOAOA

Lilia:

peepaw is always there to tell u to relax!

you'll get burnt out if u keep putting ur 100 into everything and putting urself into some strict schedule, take a break sometimes

found out how naive u could be

u could now see lilia growing horns and devil's tail

there's not a day lilia won't trick u

be it for his own amusement or for u to rest

like maybe he would make up some lie like

"in nrc, if u don't rest for a few hours, you'll surely get cursed by the great sevens for ur ideals to never come true"

cue u having tea time with lilia as rest, eating cookies and chatting away

it's a gamble if it's homemade by yours truly or brought from Sam's store

if it's made by lilia, then u can scold him once u made a trip to the infirmary🤗

probably tried to help him around in the kitchen so he could make better food

he appreciates it but his cooking, in fact, did not improve at all

in fact, its ur headache that improved bc of how many times u have to stop him from putting random ingredients in