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thebibliosphere · 18 days ago

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Tonight we were out shopping for a last minute ‘quirky’ gift and I stumbled into the “wellness” section of this particular shop where you could buy things like roll on perfume bottles that upon further inspection had shards of ‘healing crystals’ suspended in essential oil based perfumes being sold as a ‘chakra rebalancing’ oil.

There was also what appeared to be an eye mask made out of rose quartz blocks threaded together (it did not look comfortable) and a handwritten note presumably from the staff about what it was supposed to help with. Everything from puffy eyes to migraines to mental wellness.

I couldn’t see a price tag but the sales person who caught me looking at it informed me cheerfully it was one of their best selling wellness items.

So, curious, I looked it up just now after we got home and reader, it’s $75.

*dragging hands down face* oooh I could make so much money if I didn’t have any morals.

#I was in the cult long enough #I know all the spiels #I could do it #I could sell ‘magic’ crystals and be debt free within a year #hhhhhhhuuuuurghledjdkdndodk #why was I cursed with a moral compass

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yourfavecharacterisqueer · 7 months ago

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something that will always make me think is the fact that gaius would always say that merlin is in the tavern, but did arthur check? no! like imagine if he checked and gwaine was there and he was like:

Arthur: Gwaine, have you seen Merlin? Gaius said he’s here.

Gwaine: Merlin’s here? He’s never here.

Arthur: WHAT.

#we deserved this #bbcm creators sign me up rn #if the actors and actresses won’t do that i’ll play all the parts #i could do it #do not test me #or i will do it #bbc merlin #merlin #bbcm #bbc #bbc's merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir gwaine #gaius the court physician

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luxcuriousao3 · 1 month ago

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Could post a really angsty fic based off that Alpha!Ghost/Omega!Reader blurb I did. I could do it. I wrote the first chapter and it's pure pain.

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fawfulydoo · 3 months ago

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not even a furry nor have i ever been but i wanna make a kemono mask of eevee lowkey. i feel like i could do it, given im a cosplay newbie and pulled off my candyman cosplay very well imo

#kind of an impulse project like my other cosplays but as a complete newbie to cosplay and given how well my candyman one turned out i THINK-#i could do it #all my love for eevee and pokemon in general i had as a 10 year old suddenly came back to me and ive been putting serious hours into-#pokemon platinum lol #kemono fursuit heads are so cute to me idk it reminds me of eevees face #i always wanna learn new crafts randomly bc i think theyd be fun #stereotypical adhd artist thing

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pidovespost0519 · 25 days ago

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Have you possibly thought to show them affection WHILE they’re on their murder spree?

No?

Well maybe this is why they don’t like u then. Idk

#me and my F/O’s relationships b like #listen I’m just saying…#I could do it

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calamitoustide · 2 months ago

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thinking about the tragedy that is canon jegulus

#i could give the choices quotes #i could do it #i could talk about regulus agreeing to go with james #i could talk about reading it and having hope that maybe it wouldn’t end the way you know it’ll end #i could talk about how all you can do is sit and watch it happen #you know the ending #you know it always had to end that way #after all every tragedy is a time loop and every time loop is about tragedy #jegulus

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horrorlesbians · 1 year ago

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I should be famous so I can spit fake blood at the paparazzi. I’ve said this before but I’ll keep saying until it happens

#🦌#I could be a horror it girl. I could drink a coffee and smoke a cig in public and have the tumblr girlies go insane #I could do it

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faulknerheight · 5 months ago

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i could match hannibal’s freak in a way that would even creep him out

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #i could do it #i could be worse than him

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sh4rkbug · 8 months ago

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Drew the coolest tiger and now I have a new watermark yippee

OG POST

#my art #digital art #twitter #tiger #dream tiger #govy on twitter #character design #how tf do people come up with such #cool things in their sleep??#maybe one day #i could do it #spooky art #art #sh4rkbug art #sh4rkbug #artists on tumblr

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spinchip · 10 months ago

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when im not broke as a joke i want to commission someone to draw ocean nya and ice emperor ship art. could you imagine. so epic

#i could do it #but sometimes i just want to gaze upon the work of others ok

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foxgl-ove · 10 days ago

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the thing about bg3 is that my little oc making heart is 100% enabled by literally everything about this game and i am so heavily tempted to write fanfiction about a character *i* made

#i am the Only One who knows their lore #i am the Only One who cares #but i fuckin might #gonna squeeze all of my kids and their romances onto this godforsaken website #i mean #they’re all angsty #i could do it #hurt/comfort but for me the author #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 oc

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yourfavecharacterisqueer · 6 months ago

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everyone wants to know the most irrelevant things. me? i want a simple answer. WHO IS RUNNING THE MERLIN OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT?