#i cluld eat it up

[doubletaileddoubletrouble]

What got u into sage x tails, mod? :0

Cs i remember being obsessed w it at some point and seeing that reminded me of it :3

Ooc obv:

So uhm

Hehe

Before I was into sonic rp myself there was this one blog someone had and I really liked their artstyle so I followed them and I just kinda sent an ask occasionally as you do ykyk

One day I think I sent this ask and I just stared at their response for a solid minute.

The cogs- the cogs started turnin. You know HOW FUNNY it would be if Tails fell for a fucking ai. The tech guy. Plus she looks like she'd be his age considering she's designed to look hooman. Plus yk how funny the villian's kid and the hero's sidekick trope is, plus if anything were to happen canonically tails and sage is MOST likely to actually happen because for some reason only tails is allowed to have gfs. Sonic would never let him live this one down istg

Im just saying this shit was gold. Love at first sight. I became obsessed at that exact moment lmfao.

[ravenstone12]

Look I get it, death is inevitable and vital for life.

I get it okay? I get it.

But I don't think any mouse has ever done anything to deserve to die in a glue trap.

[pumpkinsy0]

ik u answered this like a month ago i think but do u have any more hcs on papercut moving in together and the gang coming to their apartment or whatever else they move in to

its ok i love them, i do have hcs of em i play w them like theyre my barbies

•as soon as curly realized bc its his house now, he cluld leave the doors open and not get w pony behind closed doors, he PURPOSELY left the doors open, pony however keeps closing it out of habit, its like “baby, wyd??? leave that door open😏���” “🙎🏻‍♂️”

•for a good while, they were buying used things, like of course they cleaned it, but yknow. sometimes it was online, other times just stuff they found outside w a sign that said “take me”

•it took them a solid month or 3 to FULLY get things together, partially bc they were busy or something along the lines, but also bc they argued on where to put furniture

•ideally speaking, if they were able to, i think it would b obvious that theyre both maximalist, but in different ways, u can tell who added what, VERY quickly, maybe it takes a while for them to rlly decorate the place how they want to, but tbh, wouldnt call it decorate??? more so they just add shit they like and find a place for it, its not like they have a design in mind here

•they dont rlly have any rules for their house, at MOST maybe its to take ur shoes off at the door, but they dont rlly enforce that, they dont care THAT much, just dont make an absolute MESS of the place and ur free to do whatever

•they would get plastic plates and silverware at first, just bc they didnt rlly have ACTUAL appliances, but even when they did get it, they didnt stop using the plastics bc they didnt feel like washing dishes, but at some point they had to stop cause they were wasting money😭

•darry and soda r the guys that goes “maybe u should put up a picture here”, they give sone decorating tips, they let pony take some things from their home to put into his and sometimes they still come over w things pony can have!!! curly aint have much from his house to give tho

•the gang could not LEAVE after they came over, cause like pony man,,,hes left the nest, they rlly growin up💔💔💔, they said theyd leave but then stayed for another hour

•darry and soda would cook for pony and curly, pony CAN cook, but its just that hes not used to cooking DAILY, him, darry, and soda would switch who would do it daily, so pony and curly would b ordering take out or eating junk food for a good chunk of the week

•pony and curly would get very home sick, family means everything to them, and now they dont rlly see them all that often, so they always call home, just ti hear their voice at least and know whats happening back at home, this also means that pony and curly cling to each other more, they remind each other of home!!!

[gabessquishytum]

Idk what specific au this is besides just a human one but skinny little dream with a big pop out pregnant belly he cant hide by month two... lets go w office au like last anon said bc the implications of everyone calling dream a slutty breeding bitch is sooo hot to me. Hes showing so soon bc hob put such a big baby in him and hes always sore and whiny and cries at the drop of a hat even at work now.. hob gets massive kudos for knocking him up and this would be perfect w omega dream i just realized bc "bitchy little omega learned his place". Hob finally taught the omega who thought he cluld boss everyone around some humilty.. hes gonna be out of work barefoot in their apartment soon enough and the alphas who hate him are sooo excited for both not having to be around him and also the bitch being "humbled". The problem? Hob is a LOT more territorial and protective now and hardly will agree to play along even when he knows dream gets off to it.. when someone gets a bit too close to a THREAT to dream instead of just venting? Its a good thing dream has a whole staff of lawyers on retainer and theres laws allowing an alpha to protect their mated omega!! Hob doesnt leave dreams side after that. Ever. And any time he even gets a wiff of dreams arousal hes dropping everything and holding dreams hips down to eat his pretty cunt out until hes come so many times he cant even speak<3 hob knows dream will be going back to the office. Hes gonna be the one at home and dream is going to work from home as much as possible now as well.

Also! Im getting distracted by the belly again and how dream was always all sharp angles and slim cut suits and now hes.. soft. Omega like. His wardrobe changes completely and hob thinks its the sweetest most adorable thing in the whole world when he gets all cozy in comfortable clothes and starts nesting like 100x as intensely. His tits are filling with milk and everyone can smell it on him, how fertile and bred he is.

-🔪

EEE yeah!!! YEAH!!

I love Dream being horny about all the alphas in the office saying mean stuff about him. It turns him on so much to see them leer at him and mutter under their breaths about how he's just a dumb, bred omega bitch now. Hob really wants to smack them all for talking about Dream like that, but Dream is like nooooo 🥺🥺 let them do it, it makes me so wet.

Dream starts showing up to work in maternity dresses and cute cardigans and Hob is constantly clawing at the walls with overwhelming horniness. He catches a glance at Dream’s belly and immediately starts getting hard every single time. He can't believe how massive Dream gets, and it happens so quickly!! His back hurts and his feet are swollen but he's determined to enjoy being pregnant. He grits his teeth through all the discomfort and only yells at Hob a little bit! He does have a bit of a breakdown later in the pregnancy when he finds out the baby is in the 99th percentile for size... damn Hob and his super sperm!

Hob is so looking forward to being a stay at home daddy for their little one - he imagines that he'll probably be bringing the baby into the office for visits a lot, when Dream can't work at home. They're so domestic now <33 Dream wants cuddles and Hob can't stop rubbing against him to make sure he smells claimed. 10/10, an absolute unbearable couple, everyone else in the office is totally sick of them.

A few weeks before he's due, Dream is meant to be on leave but he ends up popping into the office (he's a workaholic). Everyone is astounded by his massive belly (which is currently stretching one of Hob’s old t-shirts to the absolute limit). Considering how tiny and flat he's always been, it's a shock to see the boss so round, with his generous tits bouncing in time with each cautious step he takes. Every alpha in the office has a crisis over how innately sexy Dream is now. He's still a bitch, but now he's also a very sexy omega!!! Oh the dichotomy!!!

He goes home and gets his pussy eaten by his alpha, and totally gets off on knowing that Hob is going to knock him up again ASAP. If Dream gets his way he'll spend the next 10 years pregnant as fuck.

[1ndulgences]

hello !! i was wondering if you had any idea on what adonis , shu , and mika would be like as yanderes ?? also your knights work was absolutely wonderful !!

;; hello, anonny—!! thank you so very much—!!! it makes me glad that the knights work is so popular.....

i am very happy you picked these three... very special oshis....... shu and mika are so fun to write for already, and adonis was an experiment for me, so i do hope his turns out to par.....

warnings: stalking, threats of kidnapping, stealing from the reader, threats against others (read safely)

shu is overbearing, to say the least. he's already very intense with his preferences and procedures, but once you've become the apple of his eye... oh my.

the gifts you recieve from him are lavish and overwhelming. there's so much, you feel like your head is spinning. any casual clothes you have would be thrown away to be replaced with ones he makes you himself. he shan't have you in any threads but the ones crafted by yours truly. that way, it'll be like he's always near, even if you're apart, for some godforsaken reason.

most surprisingly is how physically affectionate he can be. it hasn't been seen in years, but he can't keep his hands off you. he always has his arm around you as if protecting you. the way he holds your face and sings your praises, squishing your cheeks against his as he bemoans the cruelty of the world and how he wishes to shield you from it.

oh, darling! you really shouldn't be anywhere but with him! he has no qualms with forcing you to obey him. you need discipline, dear. he can teach you. you need his guidance. he needs your presence.

stop looking at anyone but him and become his masterpiece.

adonis as a yandere is very gentle. you would not realize how much he loves you until it is too late. he uses his large stature to his advantage, even if he hates it, to silently intimidate others away from you. with him by your side, you will always be safe, so never worry!

he loves to cook for you and ensure you eat well. in fact, he gets upset if he sees you eating anything that wasn't made by or chosen out by him. he knows your height and weight and the best diet for your size, so let him make sure you stay healthy, no matter what. if you stray, you cluld get sick, so just listen to what he has to say, okay?

his favourite thing to do is carry you. like a bride, especially, but he settles for carrying you on his back if you won't let him carry you princess-style. your legs will get tired if you keep running around as you do! besides, he loves to run up behind you if he sees you anywhere and spin you around. how could you say no to that?

really, darling, just let him take care of you. that's really all you both need! what's best for you both is for you to sit back and relinquish control to him... i promise, you'll always be safe.

mika, oh mika... he's the type of yandere you fear most, i think. he's open about his undying love to you, gripping your hands and shouting it like his life depends on it. he showers you with gifts and praise of all kinds. if he's near you, you're not getting out of his arms. anyone who dares to stand too close is threatened. it's terrifying, really...

that's not the worst of it. despite his poor vision at night, he'll sneak into your room to steal things of yours to keep for himself. but he likes to skip class to do this, more often than not. he has a small shrine dedicated to you in his dorm, you know? ritsu is scared of it. and besides that, he leaves you presents all over. he knows your schedule like the back of his hand, so he either surprises you in person or leaves the item right where you would find it! a pretty handsewn outfit, sweets he baked just for you, that teddy bear from your childhood home that you swore you threw out ages ago... huh? how did he find that?!

you can't fight back. you can't deny him. the slightest bit of displeasure sends him into spirals where he cries and pleads you not to go. all he wants is to make you happy, so please, please just let him? he can even leave oshi-san so you can have him all to yourself! ... you want to be left alone? is this unhealthy? someone is feeding you lies, darling... maybe he needs to take you away, somewhere nobody will find you, so nobody can corrupt you or steal you from him...

all he ever needs is you. all you ever need is him. and he will do anything at all to ensure this.

[admin-in-residence]

Silly times with Kid, Doflamingo and Sanji.

Request: Silly times with Kidd, Doffy and Sanji!

Kid

Let's begin this one with the fact that living abourd Kid's ship means your the one probably cooking the meals...unless you want to risk your life. Who know's what would end up in the food if you let one of your crew mates try and cook...

Therefore the kitchen is a place where you can really let yourself go. Your free to do whatever you want here because this is practically your domain!

Being a member of Kid's crew means that you don't really have many chances to have fun and really be yourself. Kid runs a strict ship and even being in a relationship with him isn't gonna get you any excuses.

So spending time in the kitchens cooking for the crew allows you to have some time to yourself, it allows you to destress from the strict rules.

When your in the kitchen you always find yourself humming some sort of little melody, maybe a little shanty you heard from the last bar you visited on that little island, or even one you made up for yourself.

As you stir the ingrediants together and pour them into pans and such you find yourself light on your toes, dancing from here to there.

Slowly your movements become more expressive as you lose some of the stress upon your shoulders, adding in little twirls as you twist around to check a pan or pull something out of the oven.

Your humming also gets a little louder, or course you aren't singing, but its clearly audible if you happened to be in the hall leading to the kitchen.

And that's exactly where Kid happens fo be.

Hearing your humms instantly stops him in his tracks, he's instantly enraptured by the soft melody you carry and his feet drag him to the kitchen door.

He doesnt enter, merely cracks it open a bit to peek inside.

He's so surprised to see this side of you, of course he's seen it before...it's part of the reason he loves you...becaude of your ability to be true to yourself regardless of the situation.

But it's been so long since he's seen you act so carefree, your hips swinging as you twirl around mixing some sort of batter in a bowl.

The smile upon your face as you hum your little tune puts a smile upon Kids.

He forgets about the fact that he's trying to be sneaky and as he loses himself watching you, he forgets about the fact that he's leaning on a door. A door he's already opened.

Your so startled when Kid falls through the doorway that you drop the mixing bowl (thankfully plastic and unbreakable!) And the mixture you had been stirring goes everywhere.

When I say everywhere, I mean everywhere! Theres batter on the cieling, all over the floor, splattered upon the walls and or course, its covering you and even worse its covering Kid.

You quickly panic, rushing about the kitchen in search of something to wipe Kid off.

You manage to find a small towel and you quickly kneel down next to him, gently wiping off batter from his face and goggles.

When your eyes meet however, the two of you break into a fit of giggles and you give a quick peck to his cheek.

Kid helps you clean up the batter, and he attempts to assist you with the rest of the cooking, the two of you spending the rest of the afternoon cooking and dancing together.

Despite Kid being a bit (Lets be honest...a lot.) Rough around the edges, he cares so deeply about you and its these moments where he's reminded why he fell for you in the first place and that he should spend a little more time like this with you.

Doflamingo

Oh boy.

Where do I even start?

Living with Doffy is going to be a very odd complicated mess, being in a relationship with him is chaotic and dealing with all of the children? I hope your prepared.

If you end up in the kitchen's its either because you need something to eat yourself, or the children have convinced you to bake something for them.

And its the later that your here in the kitchen right now.

As you begin pulling out the ingrediants to make some brownies your already caught up in your own world, humming a little diddy you heard a musician playing down in the square when you had convinced Doflamingo to take a small outing with you.

In truth, its very rare for you to really be youself around the Donquixotes. Its dangerous to lose yourself around this family and even in a relationship you always have to watch your back.

So as you hum that little diddy and start spinning around, you don't hear the tapping of feet coming towards the kitchen...

Doffy had been looking for you for a while. He is the type of guy that wants to know where you are at all times. So many things cluld go wrong and it's his job as your partner to ensure your safety.

Baby 5 had mentioned that you may have been in the kitchens after they had requested some treats.

So Doffy had set off grumbling under his breath about how wrapped around the childrens fingers you were.

When he heres humming however, he's very curious. As he steps into the kitchen, he can hardly believe his eyes as you dancing around the kitchen. This is so unlike you? Where did this even come from?

Doffy realizes that you don't even notice him, which also confuses him because you've always been so alert and always pay attention to everything.

Part of him is concerned that you may be sick, but then he hears you giggle ad you turn to pour some more brownie mix into a pan.

Doffy won't do anything now...he doesnt want to interrupt your moment. He simply enjoys seeing your smiling face.

And he enjoys the smile upon your face later when the two of you retire to your room together and he ask's you for a quick little dance.

Doflamingo will treat you like a queen at all times, so long as you don't do anything to upset him.

Sanji

Lets admit it now, anytime your with Sanji is going to be a fun time!

This man is going to worship you like a goddess, especially if your in a relationship with him.

Aalny little visit into a new town is going to be its own adventure, trying new things and experiancing special moments together.

But the very best times with Sanji are the ones that are spent in the kitchen with him.

Although it's very rare that this guy will even let you help him...you can still have fun alongside him.

Teasing him, tickling him, anything you do will gain his full undivided attention!

Convincing him to dance with you is easy, and he could spend hours twirling you around the kitchen!

However...there are rare moments that you can occupy the kitchen by yourself.

Typically these times fall either late at night of super bright and early.

You'll slip out of bed and set yourself straight to work, making treats and sweetd are even a quick meal to leave for the crew so that you can have extra Sanji tome the next morning.

Either way, thats where you find yourself now, humming a song you had heard Brook playing earlier that day. You danced along to the melody as you set up the very beginning of the meal prep.

You continued to slowly let yourself loose as you busied yourself with cooking, and soon you were full out dancing around the kitchen while waiting for something to do as the food cooked.

Your dancing actually woke Sanji up, hearing your feet thump atop the wood.

As he grumpily stalked his way to the kitchen, Sanji was fully prepared to start yelling, thinking that it was Luffy trying to raid the kitchen again.

So as he slams the door open and goes to raise his voice he's quite surprised to see your final dancing movements before out of surprise quickly coming to a halt.

The two of you simply stand ther blinking at each other before you awkwardly give a wave and croak out a little 'good morning' as your cheeks heat up.

Sanji is so taken back by catching your craziness, and then seeing you get so bashful, he goes into full out Sanji mode, and his nose instantly starts spurting.

It gets even more embarressing as you have to wake Chopper up to assist with Sanji and you spend the rest of the day sitting beside his bed as he recovers from his bloodloss.

Despite this awkward moment, it becomes a funny memory the two of you share between yourselfs quite often, and Sanji can't wait to catch you letting loose again!

[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

Catching up...I saw:

Valiant- It’s a familiar story. A shrimpy small town guy wants to join the military with WWII raging. He gets in only thanks to a con artist whose trying to avoid a scam gone wrong. Our little fella is a laughing stock, but once on a mission in occupied France he has to prove himself a hero by a secret message back and rescuing his pal before he gets eaten for dinner. Oh, did I mention, they are pigeons. A cute little animated spin on a genre cliche.

Blood Tea and Red String- This was a dialog free stop motion animated film that begins when some over dressed mice hire some critters (beaks, fur, big ears) to make a doll. The makers are fond of it so they return the money and keep it. An egg with something alive inside floats down stream and the critters so it into the doll and hang it over their home tree, but then in the night the mice steal it. The critters go on a quest to retrieve it, stumbling into a garden where eating the fruit sends them into a hallucinatory spin that causes them to lie down in carnivorous plants. They are rescued by a sort of mystical wise frog. Meanwhile the mice drink a blood like drink, forcing it into the doll, and play a card game with cards with nothing on them. In the midst of this the egg hatches and a harpy flies out. The new born creature flies off, only to get caught in a spider’s web. And still the battered remains of the doll and the limp form of the harpy baby are the focus of attention for both mice and critters.

Now to say what it’s about in any definitive way would be silly when it’s this sort of dream story, the collision of the personal imagery of the (near single handed!) filmmaker  and the viewer. The nature of creations, the creator and the commisioner of art struggling for ownership of what’s made, is one way of looking at it. A possiblity of death and grief as a theme, with the mice wanting the doll as a doppleganger for someone dead, as evidenced by the photo and the tellingly empty chair at the table suggesting this. The odd critters have flowers with human faces at their door, but the mice have ones with skulls, as well as a pet bird with a human skull head. The mice, holding onto the dead with an increasingly battered facsimile while the odd critters let a dead bundle float away down stream has a sort of potential for reading. Naturally with the egg implanted in the doll and tearing itself free pregnancy and childbirth cluld be an element. Point is, there are lots of ways to read the story.

I LOVED it. It’s a beautiful film and one of the best I’ve seen in a while! I just stumbled across it while I was trying to sculpt last night. I felt like trying to stream something in the background  while I finished, since for once the internet was behaving.  This was a bad idea, since it completely distracted me from me sculpting! LOL

Ruby Sparks- An author struggling with a follow up to a hugely successful first novel and a broken relationship starts dreaming about a girl. As he starts writing about her obsessively he finds oddness occuring until one day he wakes up to find her in his house. The character from his story has become real, flesh and blood, but with no awareness of her fictional origin. Since he’d been using his own name for the guy in the story as far as she is concerned she’s his girlfriend. At first he finds the relationship blissful, but now that she is alive she behaves as a real human would He is unable to resist the temptation to write more, to tweak her mood and responses, but this is a horrible thing to do. The comedy takes an increasingly painful turn.

It’s both a look at the act of creation and relationships, neither of which work out too well to forcing your conscious control. Before you say writers and artists do force their will on their characters, that’s true but there is also a sort of independent  life to them as well. Many a creation has been mucked up by trying to make it something other than what it was  becoming. Or maybe that’s just me! LOL Obviously with real people that’s even more so, all of us messy and complicated. Unless you accept the facets that don’t fit your preferences, and certainly if you try to force your control of the person, there can be no real relationship. It’s a lovely little  fantasy film exploring those ideas.  I’d sort of imagined the nightmare version of this senario, making light of the darker implication, and had been reluctant to watch. It turned out to be much better than I expected!

[omanu]

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[kill-jestah]

I got cosmic brownies and a chalupa box from toca bell and now i feel better :)