#i chose lego batman for this one because he’s stupid like me & i love him

[constanteyeburn]

My headcannons of my favorite characters being terrified of spiders

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

(After he told them he was daredevil) whenever he senses a spider in the office he’ll immediately go to Foggy or Karen and point out where it is exactly and be like “remove it immediately try not to kill it..”

Yes his no killing rule applies to spiders.

(Not a spider headcannon but i can’t just not include it) That rule applies to flies too. He’ll trap them in a cup or a bottle and then send them out. Sometimes they fly back in and he’s stuck in that cycle until it flies away.

When he senses a spider at home he’ll immediately hone in his senses on it and monitor it to make sure it’s not coming towards him. He can be occupied by that for hours.

Tries to focus his senses on other things like Karen or Foggy.

Hears stick in his head telling him to “man up” and that “it’s just a stupid bug matty. don’t be such a wuss.” He feels down for hours after that.

Foggy

Loves spiders. Absolutely adores them.

(idk how college dorms work but,) He would’ve kept a spider as a pet in college but Matt was very resistant. They tried for a compromise but Matt said he would ask for a new roommate if Foggy got a spider. Nothing personal Matt just wouldn’t be able to handle it. Foggy was put out by that but they were fine the next day.

Was the designated spider person as a kid. Was definitely called over to kill a spider multiple times a week. His answer was always “I’ll just let it out” and proceeded to pick it up with his bare hands..[me- shuddering at the thought. my dad does that. literally how??]

Subtly (AND FONDLY) makes fun of Matt’s fear of spiders in casual conversation sometimes. Just drops a “only way to get Matt out of the office is to mention that there’s a spider in there.”

He especially likes to bring it up when Matt is flirting. Just goes “I mean sure he’s super confident and brave until a furry monster crawls onto the table that he’s eating on.”

Bruce Wayne/Lego Batman

Is not afraid to shout “ALFRED THERES A SPIDER IN THE BATCAVE”

Will sprint full speed away from spiders

Has begged alfred to help him create an anti-spider spray.

[honestly i think dick would love spiders too but for this purpose i’m going to pretend he’s terrified of them too] Dick yells for his batdad when he sees a spider in his robin suit thinking that fearless batman could help him..Bruce went down the fireman pole into the cave, saw the spider, and went straight back up the pole. it was Alfred’s job to take care of the spider once more.

His no killing rule does not apply to spiders sorry spiders

At a Justice League meeting he once saw a spider on the table and honest to god threw 5 batarangs at it. The first 4 missed with how sloppily he threw them. The 5th one hit his target exactly. The league stared at him utterly dumbfounded and he stared at them for a few awkward moments before he grinned, then said “I’m batman” and left the meeting. [bro i’m gonna use that for every batman now i don’t care if it doesn’t fit their character it does now.]

Also at a JL meeting there was a spider on his arm and he panicked and wildly shook his arm. The spider flew off and he stared at it before throwing a smoke bomb at it. Once again the league stared at him. Someone muttered “we seriously have this dude apart of this team?” Batman took great offense to that and exclaimed “Heck yeah you got this dude apart of the team! Super epic batman.” he then crossed his arms looking smug and said “batman out” and threw down another smoke bomb.

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow

Spiders just kinda disgust him-especially when he was younger. He’ll immediately kill them on sight.

Back when he and bruce were attending the same school bruce would always ask oliver to kill spiders for him. He would always make fun of bruce for being unable to kill them himself.

Their friendship carried on into their adulthood. After both oliver and bruce’s identities have been revealed to the league batman makes silent eye contact with green arrow and green arrow shoots spiders down for batman.

Oliver once saw a spider in the bathroom on the mirror and without thinking he just straight up shot the mirror. He had no idea how to explain what happened as he was very clearly dressed as a vigilante. He just booked it and prayed no one figured out it was him. (He did bring the arrow thank you very much. He wasn’t that stupid.)

Klaus Hargreeves

Spiders unnerve him especially after he was locked in with ghosts. There were so many spiders in the corners. He tries not to think about that.

Pesters Ben into possessing him and killing the spider for him. Ben always relents and does it.

Will sometimes ask Diego to throw a knife at the spider or something.

Has asked Allison to rumor a spider once. Allison called him an idiot and laughed in his face.

Can sometimes trap the spider in a glass. He had absolutely no idea what to do after he trapped it so he just left it there and put a heavy object on top of the glass to make sure it wouldn’t escape.

Hangs out in the void and absolutely relishes in the fact that he’s never seen a spider in there.

Has asked Luther to get rid of a spider for him. Luther does it everytime. He always says “you need to get over this fear Klaus. You cant let a simple spider bother you this much.” Klaus notes that it was very similar to the ones Reginald gave him.

[icedgarlic]

AHAGAA I FINISHED BATMAN THE TELLTALE SERIES omg I was so godamn invested in this fucking game omfg I I so obsessed (spoilersss btw)

- I almost started crying when Bruce visited John

- Also Alfred leaving??? How could they make me decide between Alfred and Batman!?!?!?!!? (I chose Al lol)

- bro this second season had so many difficult scenarios like I was struggling at times

- John and Bruce's friendship is everything to me I'm going to pretend that it was genuine the entire time (they're my favorite Greek tragedy)

- even though I got the vigilante route i was really sad about John's ending

- FUCK WALLERRR bro the Agency really did my man Gordon dirty like he deserved so much better

- ngl I kinda betrayed Catwoman for John. IT WAS ALL FOR JOHN #NUMBER ONE JOHN DOE FAN RIGHT HERE

- THE CAFE DATE AHAHWHWWH

- making harley the dominant one instead? I LOVED IT

- Obsessed with Jokers vigilante gear so cool omg

- the music was so fun aahsgahqb

- TIFFANYS PLOT TWIST?? maybe I'm judt stupid but I had zero clue

- bro I was struggling to not watch the "John and Bruce being in love" complimations on YouTube for the past few weeks or I would've spoiled the game

- tbh I'm kinda surprised how easily I betrayed Catwoman like no heteros on my watch 🚫🚫❗❗❗❌❌❌❌

- Bruce being sassy and sarcastic about everything

- in love with the bar fight scene in season 1

- Anytime catwoman tried to make romantic advances toward Bruce: JUST FRIENDD RIGHT??? clicks X to friend zone

- Gordon deserves a coupon to the bohi spa to help his back from carrying to gcpd

- poor alfred he deserved so many hugs (and therapy)

- BRUCE WHY DIDNT YOU HUG BACK

- proposal when?!?!?!!?

- I need to stop

- please tell me The Batman took some inspo because they remind me of each other so much (the Wayne Scandal exposed on TV thing)

- pretty sure there's a lego batman movie reference when Catwoman Bruce and John are in riddlers hideout and she's like "we can't have lobster blah blah blah all the time" or whatever

- anyway 10/10 experience I don't play many games so I don't have much to base it on or any past experience to talk about. I'm shit at fighting so the cinematic aspect and fighting parts are so fun for me. They're action packed and make me anxious in a good way without making me feel stupid. I loved the plot and characters and music. My choices really made me feel like they were making an impact so I was second guessing everything. I wish we got a 3rd season sooo badly

- only critique is that I wished we got more John and Bruce but ik it wouldn't fit in the plot as well and the development I got for him is already fine. I'm just a really big fan of they're relationship and dynamic and how John was so impacted by Bruce.

[alicedoessurveys]

44 Questions

1. Do you answer texts quickly? im normally quite quick. if I dont answer right away then im either busy or just dont want to talk right now

2. How many is “too many” balloons? one balloon is too many balloons for me.. I have a stupid fear of balloons 3. Call a random person or friend. Tell them wonderful things. What did you or they say? its too late to call anyone 4. Do you like helping the environment? yes

5. What are four things do you do for fun? tumblr, sims, bake, hang out with my friends

6. What is the last video game you’ve played? ps3 lego batman

7. Post a picture of your handwriting. no thanks. it’s messy anyway.

8. What are 5 things you like about yourself? I cant think of anything I like other than my eyes. 

9. Tell us a joke. purely because I literally just heard this joke on the telly... “why did the man chose not to report his stolen credit card? because the thief was spending less than his wife” 10. What did you want to be when you were little? I wanted to own a cat hotel 11. What are three things you like doing? sleeping, tidying, these survey things 12. When was the last time you crafted something? I made poppy badges for remembrance day  13. Tell us 3 good things that have happened this week. I started doing volunteer work at a charity shop where the money goes to poorly animals, I spent a lot of time at theatre rehearsals, today I bought a boxset of the kingsman films for £13 14. Name 3 important people in your life. my fam (mom dad sis), rhys & nick 15. Do you enjoy a quiet or loud environment? not too quiet and not too loud, somewhere in the middle 16. Do you think there is a reason behind everything? yes 17. Do you like the beaches or the mountains? beaches 18. How do you spend your time these days? im barley at home lately since joining the theatre and volunteering at the charity shop 19. Where did you go last for vacation? bournemouth 20. When was the last time you wrote a meaningful letter to someone? in august when our first foster baby left us my family all wrote letters for him to keep in his memory box and look back at once he's older. him leaving was probably the hardest part of 2017, and I dont think ive ever cried as hard as I did when I was writing my letter to him  21. What are you doing tomorrow? What did you do today? tomorrow im planning to just do nothing. ive had such a busy couple of weeks I would like to just spend the day on the sofa 22. What is something you don’t have, but want? money. just because its the thing that is worrying me the most right now 23. What song do you listen to when you’re feeling down? dont have one specific song, it depends on the situation and what is making me feel better that time  24. Do you drink tea or coffee? neither 25. How many languages can you speak? one 26. Tell us three fears. balloons, losing the people I care about, being on my deathbed and having regrets about not doing stuff 

27. What was the last board game you played? Harry Potter Cluedo 28. What was the last book you read? Calm by Fearne Cotton 29. Have you ever walked into a glass door? yes. we have big glass doors from the living room to the garden and ive walked into them too many times  30. Do five jumping jacks/star jump. nah im comfy  31. Who’s your biggest celebrity crush? Eddie Redmayne 32. Do you believe in marriage? yes 33. What would you do with 1 million dollars? buy houses for myself, my parents and my sister. give some to my grandad. give some to my church.  34. What is one thing you’d like to change/fix? my lack of talent 35. Post a pic of your lovely face. no thanks

36. Name three of your favourite blogs. I dont really follow any blogs. one I do read belongs to a girl I went to college with thealiceedit 37. Name three Disney movies that you adore. Aladdin, Tangled, Moana  38. When’s your birthday? 11th June  39. What do you aspire to be? happy 40. Do you sponsor a cause? dogs trust 41. Do you play/watch sport? nope 42. Do you play an instrument? ukulele and a little bit piano 43. What’s your favourite colour? im a sucker for anything rose gold 44. What is your favourite animal? dog