#i cant even watch most of his movies bc my laptop is broken so im shackled to streaming services on my phone

[monstraduplicia]

my brain literally chooses the worst guys to hyperfixate on. max irons had been in like 10 things half of which are terrible and no one has cared about him for like. a decade. now im bewitched by louis hofmann who has BARELY had a career and there's like. next to no fan content for him 🫠🫠🫠

[philsdrill]

i was tagged by @faberge-back-egg - thank you! i havent done one of these in ages

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people. 

1. last drink: ribena or cranberry and raspberry squash

2: last phone call: does skyping my parents the other day count?

3. last text message: i got a text from EE the other day

4. last song you listened to: Long Road to Hell by Avicii (idk i have my lifetime music collection on shuffle)

5. last time you cried: I honestly dont know?? it might have been last year

6. dated someone twice: never dated anyone so idk how i’d manage that

7. kissed someone and regretted it?: a little bit - like it was barely even a kiss tbh but it was my first and a result of truth or dare

8. been cheated on?: never been in a relationship so not applicable

9. lost someone special?: not really

10. been depressed?: maybe a little - not diagnosed though

11. gotten drunk and thrown up?: nopeity nope - i have a phobia of throwing up so i dont do drunk, or drunk people

fave colors

12. orange

13. green

14. purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends?: yep

16: fallen out of love?: nope, not been in love

17. laughed until you cried?: yep, did that the other day with my flatmate and his friend... it had something to do with lasagne cheesecake

18. found out someone was talking about you?: maybe idk

19. met someone who changed you?: i’ve been picking up phrases from some of my new friends at uni, so if that counts

20. found out who your friends are?: a little more than i had in september

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list?: yeah but she deleted me

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl?: pretty much all of them bc i only add people i know

23. do you have any pets?: nope

24. do you want to change your name?: I think so, but idk what to yet

25. what did you do for your last birthday?: got stuck in a traffic jam, moved into uni, regretted life by going out amongst a load of drunk people

26. What time did you wake up today? about 11am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: I’d just got out the shower then so idk

28. what is something you can’t wait for?: getting this week over with bc i have so much work to do

29. What are you listening to right now?: Walk This Way by MØ

30. have you ever talked to a person named tom?: yup, my dad and my cousins husband and an old internet friend and a guy in my art class last year

31. something that’s getting on your nerves?: people who eat my food and dont do their dishes (living in uni halls is tough)

32. most visited website: tumblr, youtube, google drive

33. hair color: light blonde

34. long or short hair: short

35. do you have a crush on someone?: i dont think so atm

36. what do you like about yourself?: my arms are pretty decent

37. want any piercings?: not really 

38. blood type: no idea

39. nickname(s): ive had weird ones in the past, but not really got any currently

40. relationship status: single

41. zodiac: virgo

42. pronouns: they/them (and i’d like to go by those irl but its hard)

43. fave tv shows: i dont watch tv

44. tattoos: none

45. right or left handed: right

46. ever had surgery?: nope

47. piercings?: none

48. sport: a little bit of badminton i guess

49. vacation: im going to amsterdam like next week but thats a study trip

50. trainers: yeah, what about them?

more general

51. eating: shortbread and dairy milk with oreos

52. drinking: cranberry and raspberry squash

53. i’m about to watch: im gonna go to bed

54. waiting for: my laptop to finish backing up to my external hard drive

55. want: life to be easier i guess

56. get married: maybe someday

57. career: designer probably (but i have a secret dream of being an author)

which is better:

58. hugs or kisses: hugs

59. lips or eyes: not sure

60. shorter or taller: no preference

61. older or younger: same age maybe?

62. nice arms or stomach: i dont mind

63. hookup or relationship: relationship

64. troublemaker or hesitant?: a little bit of both?

have you ever:

65. kissed a stranger: kinda - didn’t know her that well

66. drank hard liquor: yup, but not too much

67. lost glasses: no

68. turned someone down: only cos it was a joke

69. sex on first date: never been on a date and never had sex

70. broken someones heart: no

71. had your heart broken: not really

72. been arrested: nope

73. cried when someone died: yeah a little

74. fallen for a friend: yeah, and an asexual one too, but i think i’m pretty much over them

do you believe in: 

75. yourself: depends on the situation

76. miracles: havent really thought about it

77. love at first sight: not love, but attraction yeah

78. santa claus: no

79. kiss on a first date: if the moments right, then why not

80. angels: not really

other:

81. best friend’s name: idk who my best friend is atm

82. eye color: blue-ish (but maybe a little grey)

83. favorite movie: i dont really watch movies?

84. fave actor: dont really watch movies so idk

i tag: absolutely nobody bc i want to go to bed and i cant be bothered

[lesbiansforandrew]

Ok so @pinkislouder, @loveloveolivia and @teamnouis tagged me in this and i love you all very much ♥️ (I'm doing this on my phone bc obviously my laptop just died rip so sorry if it looks shit) Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag! THE LAST… 
1. Drink: fanta i think, i didnt want to but there was nothing else 2. Phone call: at work probably but thats boring so i think it was floor yesterday 3. Text message: the niall larries gc about elk her drama its hilarious 4. Song you listened to: cold (sak noel remix) - maroon 5 5. Time you cried: Lmao last night, when i had this one hour breakdown. It was ugly HAVE YOU EVER… 
6. Dated someone twice: I have never dated in my LIFE 7. Been cheated on: gonna take the same answer as amber, my friends yes 8. Kissed someone and regretted it: more like not kissing someone and regretting it 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: ha, very much 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: enough times for sure LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS: 12. soft pink 13. dark green 14. bordeaux red IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 
15. Made new friends: definitely online and outside of the interwebs 16. Fallen out of love: cant say i've ever been in love so, no 17. Laughed until you cried: too many times to count 18. Found out someone was talking about you: oh :) enough times :) 19. Met someone who changed you: i guess, but in a good way 20. Found out who your true friends are: definitely 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yup for sure 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like 95% 23. Do you have any pets: not anymore :( i have cacti now :) 24. Do you want to change your name: nah i'm the only female cornetto in this family and will stay that way until i die 25. What did you do for your last birthday: basically same story as amber, went to our favorite bar, got free shots from our favorite bartender, got shitfaced, oh and in the morning floor was there and we hung around with my family 26. What time did you wake up: 5:15am bc work rip 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: probably reading fic and telling myself to go the heck to sleep 28. Name something you cannot wait for: to meet @rogueandeskimo and see harry tbh 29. When was the last time you saw your mother: uhhh i think its been 3 weeks already idk 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Move the fuck out and get myself away from this toxic ass family 31. What are you listening to right now: my neighbours outside, its amusing 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I actually had a crush on a boy named tom when i was like 6/7 didnt work out, LUCKILY 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: the fact that my laptop jUST DIED and like lets not go deeper into this 34. Most visited website: Tumblr and twitter, a surprise 35. Elementary: it was good, it was weird but a good kind, very carefree 36. High School: the best and worst time of my life, no exaggeration 37. College/university: college was good, learned a lot about myself very important 38. Hair colour: orange, ginger whatever you wanna call it nowadays 39. Long or short hair: shoulder length 40. Do you have a crush on someone: yes if niall counts 41. What do you like about yourself: Not much atm but i guess i kinda look ok sometimes and i can be funny at the right moment 42. Piercings: nope 43. Blood type: wouldnt know if my life depended on it (ha medical jokes) 44. Nickname: my last name, cornetto, ams, am, ginger, theres more on this list 45. Relationship status: couldnt be more single 46. Zodiac sign: capricorn 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favourite TV show: gilmore girls, grey's anatomy, orphan black, friends, jessica jones 49. Tattoos: none yet 50. Right or left hand: right FIRST… 
51. Surgery: never had one, did break a lot of bones tho so i walked around with a cast every other 6 weeks 52. Piercing: none 54. Sport: Handball, did it for atleast 7/8 years before i quit, still love that sport to bits. Loved swimming also, was very good at it but like never did competitions 55. Vacation: my parents took me somewhere to germany as i remember but i also remember going to disneyland paris bc my aunt and uncle just got married and i was their braidsmaid at the age of 4 i dont remember which one happend first 56. Pair of trainers: probably some vintage ass shoes my mom found, they were red tho i think 57. Eating: my dinner, it was a salad. My brother left me some chocolate tho so i'll probably eat that in a bit bc well i had a salad for dinner what do you expect 58. Drinking: nothing 59. I’m about to: sleep probably 60. Listening to: not sure yet, maybe harrys album maybe mitam maybe my summer playlist 61. Waiting for: good things to finally fucking happen 62. Want: to be in greece right now thank 63. Get married: Maybe one day, if i find the right person 64. Career: all i've been thinking since dropping out is how much i want to have my own b&b somewhere on the countryside in england, beautiful perfect YOUR TYPE… 
65. Hugs or kisses: I havent kissed anyone in ages jesus but i'm also a very big cuddler, no one really knows this about me i guess but i love it so i'm gonna say hugs 66. Lips or eyes: Lips fascinate me IM SORRY I KNOW ITS WEIRD dont ask lets move on 67. Shorter or taller: shorter but i dont mind anyone having the same hight as me, i dont even mind anyone taller but that doesnt happen much anyway 68. Older or younger: i prefer older but doesnt matter much actually 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: this is a stupid question it doesnt fucking matter 71. Sensitive or loud: loud for sure, love what amber said. Give me someone like louis 72. Hook up or relationship: atm i dont care but i'm definitely a relationship person 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker, bc i can be quite hesitant eventho im very adventurous HAVE YOU EVER… 
74. Kissed a stranger?: i .. have not 75. Drank hard liquor?: sure enough 76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: only a couple sunglasses 77. Turned someone down: godsjs enough times 78. Sex on first date: not sure if you can count it a date and we already knew eachother for years but anyway yes 79. Broken someone’s heart: idk probably 80. Had your heart broken: ohhh yeah 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: hahahah :) DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 
84. Yourself: I'm trying my friends 85. Miracles: I'm not sure i believe in miracles i do believe that some things happen because thats how they were supposed to be 86. Love at first sight: I dont, as amber said attraction at first sight, yes definitely 87. Santa Claus: Uh duhh, havent you watched his movies?! He's out there 88. Kiss on the first date: how can you not believe in this???? I believe in this the MOST 89. Angels: harry and louis literally exist how the FUCK can you not believe in angels OTHER… 
90. Current best friend’s name: (i HATE US but same as amber AGAIN) i dont call one person my bestfriend anymore, i have a small circle of bestfriends 91. Eye colour: green/greyish i guess 92. Favourite movie: 10 things i hate about you, clueless, the batman trilogy, catws Soooooo this took me longer than i planned, anyway lets tag @hunkyniall @yslsaint @givelarryachonce @actualhumansunshine @nowayoutalongwaydown @iicfhome @celestineal @bananasnouis @loveableirishman @peppyniall @bus1pride i want to get to know y'all, if you dont want to do this trust me i get it dont worry xxx