#i canntt

[sohya]

justtt just thinking about a guy having you lying on his bed, your head hanging off the mattress while he humps his cock into your throat n you're drooling soo much but it doesn't stop the glucking noises from coming out n he just groans n goes "that's right. glug glug glug. that's the only sound your lil mouth needs to be making for me right now."

[yeloenk]

MY STUPID ERROR AND BLUEBERRY AMAZON PLSUHIES FIANLLY CAME TODAY😭😭😭

best 40 fucking dollars ive ever spent in my life lorddd have mercy

[strwbrryfire]

i am never going to stop thinking about this for the rest of my life

[sonicpilled]

why do you even run the race?

[comicroux]

[aratakatism]

unfinished weed brownie fanfic

weed brownies

The whole gang, excluding Darry due to him working overtime, was currently over at the Curtis brothers’ house! Chocolate covered their faces as they joked around and drunk most of the beer in the fridge.

They didn’t expect, however, Darry to come home early. So as soon as the eldest gang member entered the door, he was met with 6 chocolate covered faces staring wide-eyed at him and an empty brownie tray on the coffee table.

“My weed brownies!”

A moment of silence fell over the room.

“Your… what?”

-

Darry was currently sitting in his recliner with his head in his hands, contemplating where it all went wrong. Ponyboy and Steve were sat together and, uncannily enough, were holding hands as Steve tracked the colorful swirls and patterns currently painted across his vision with his eyes. Ponyboy was leaned back in his chair and rambling about some sort of mythology he had read about in class. Steve was only half-listening, of course.

Soda was sitting on the other side of his big brother while pressing his hands to his face. “Wuoh, Dar. Woahh…” He repeatedly poked and prodded at Darry’s cheek while repeating the words “wuoh” and “Dar” like a toddler.

Johnny, however, was sitting directly on Dally’s lap while Dally flicked his switchblade open and closed. He gently tapped Dally’s jacket to get his attention before holding his hand and using his finger to try and trace the stitching on the couch. Dallas giggled, forgetting about the switchblade completely.

Two-Bit was out like a light, beer bottle in hand. What was unusual about his sleeping position was that he was upside down in a chair. His little hair tuft fell from his eyes, almost touching the floor while his snores played on repeat.

IM GIGGLING SO BAD I LOVE THIS SM WONDAJBDLABRKWJEJEJE I NEED TO SYART WRITING MY OWN WEED BROWNIE FICCC

“Two-Bit was out like a light, beer bottle in hand. What was unusual about his sleeping position was that he was upside down in a chair. His little hair tuft fell from his eyes, almost touching the floor while his snores played on repeat.” DUDE IM GIGGLINGBPLELQSLEKWB SOMEONE DRAW THISSSS

[lowcallyfruity]

SEBEKS JP CQRD?!?!!! HELLO!?!?!?!? HELLO?!!???!??? IM CRYINT. LIEK IM NOT EVEN JOKING RIGHT NOW IM ACTUALLT GENUEBLY CRYING??!!!! THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES RIGHT NLW???!? HE LOOKS GORGEOUS!!?! HE LOOKS SICK AS FUCK?!?!?? IM SUCH A MESS HE LOOKS WONDERFUL

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HIS HAIR IS DOWN!!!!

DOWN!!!!!

HIS HAIR IS FUCKING DOWN!!!!!

IVE BEEN PRAYING AND HOPING FOR A SEBEK HAIR DOWN CARD 😭😭😭 IT FINALLY HAPPWNWD 😭😭😭😭😭 IM SO HAPPY

<3333

MY SONNN MY SONNN MY SONNNN MY SONNNN

IM BOT OLAYYYY IM NOT OKAYYY

IM GONNA FUCKING DIE WJEN HE COMES TO EN

PLEASE I NEED HIM MY SONNNN HE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL PLEASEEE PELAKEEVPLEADEE PLEASEEE

[bluelolblue]

Drunk Santino effect is real

[rintoki]

for someone who claims to not like social interaction and avoids talking to people, neuvillette sure talks LOT.

[dott-fox]

How to free up enough space for dying light when the only computer currently available to you can only take 118 GB...

[vellichorsdesire]

f/o with high pigtails i am crumpling to the floor as we speak actuallyLike please stick your fingers between the bars of my enclosure PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i promise i wont bite you again

[femmesansa]

whoever is the bojack horseman music director needs their dick sucked

[nyammr]

kaitos JST TOO CUTEEEE I CANNTT

[eatingpeanutbutterwithmyfingers]

UNIVERSAL LOB 4 BBG JASON <3

BUT ALSO MORE HAIKUS?!!?!? UR FEEDING ME!!!(no pressure ofc akdhjs)

do i have permission to mayb draw tmnt art inspired by them??? I GOT IDEAS SWIRLING AND BOUNCING AROUND IN MY NOGGIN!!

anyways; new friendd new friend?!!??! feel free to spam me if u want idkdjhsjsbjd

HI HEY HIHI!!

IM @eatingpeanutbutterwithmyfingers THIS IS MY MAIN UHH

SRRY IF THIS IS WEIRD BUT LIKE I LOVE UR USER SM

ITS SO TRUE AND BASED hehehe

real image of what i did when i read ur user(i did this irl im glued to him like a koala but i cant provide more proof than tis);

ALSO UR HAIKUS R SO GOOD I LOVES READING RHEM UR SO TALENTED!! /SRS LIKE I LIVE HAIKUS SM THEYRE SO CREATIVE

srry again if this is wacky i needed to express things shhskhd

SGSJSVSN

MY GUY GAL OR NON-BINARY PAL

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME

IM SMILING SO WIDE LIKE ACTUALLY STOP- /J

AND YES!!! EVEN IF I MOSTLY POST ROTTMNT ON HERE, JASON TODD IS THE OG BBG IN MY HEART

AND HONESTLY TYSM FOR COMPLIMENTING MY HAIKUS THAT MEANS ALOT 🧡

ACTUALLY YKW

IMMA WRITE SOME MORE FOR YOU BESTIE

YOUVE JUST REIGNITED MY LOVE FOR HAIKUS

AND FOR THAT I THANK YOU

[yuyuonabeat]

You reblogged the post that said you wanted us to be horny in ur anon box so here ya go 😁:

I NEED NEED NEED yungi hard hours…

Like imagine riding mingi while yunho is behind you pulling your hair and guiding your hips onto Mingis cock- AHHHHHEBEHE and then mingi is just a whimpering mess I CANNTT HELP MEEHEGWHW

Like yunho would be so cocky abt it too— groping your boobs perversely while whispering slutty words into your ear GRAHHHH (this might be a lil over board but pls bare with me)

OH AND THEN OMFMGMGMG HED make you suck mingi off till he finishes down ur throat while railing you from behind, his BIG ASS HANDS gripping your waist like his life depends on it— his HARSH thrusts only making you gag more on Mingis THICC cawk-

(Help me)(Anygays ilysm)(do what you want with this ask idc 😊)(enjoy my thirsty thots)

No cuz, why can’t I just get railed from behind by Yunho while his bestie Mingi is fucking my throat?!?!

ITS NOT A WANT, ITS A NEED!!!!

Feel like Yunho would be soooo cocky about it.

Saying stuff like….

“Yeah, that’s right baby girl, fuck yourself so good on Mingis big cock. Mmm, dirty girl likes fucking my best friend,huh? You like being stretched out by him? Good girl.”

🫠🫠🫠

Mingi would be so flustered after hearing those words leave Yunhos lips as you fuck yourself on him.

Him moaning and whimpering beneath you.

Yunho would be possessive as well.

“Did I tell you you could kiss him, pretty baby? That’s what I thought.”

But then he’d say stuff like….

“Kiss him, darling. Kiss his pretty soft lips for me. Let me see how much you crave his kisses.”

“Choke him, choke him baby, come on princess. Mingi loves getting choked. Now don’t you, Mingi?”

🫠🫠🫠😪

And then at the end when Mingi is near, Yunho would tell you to stop riding him so Mingi can kneel in front of you while you rest on your back so he can cum all over your face.

“That’s right, pretty boy. Mmm cum all over her pretty face. Just like that, good boy.”

“Take all his cum and swallow it like a good girl. Show me your tongue. Good girl.”

I LIVE FOR DOM YUNHO AND SUB MINGI.

[lancerthatisntfree]

the inner demons come out when i listen to that one hot boi summer club sam audio. i am CLAWING at walls i NEED that man so bad you don't even know i need to dig my teeth into him I CANNTT hands shaking, ripping out my hair, curled up in a ball on the floor im going FERAL!!!!!!!