#i cannot wait ICANNOT WAIT

[harukaenthusiast]

i’m going to fucking blow up i am so excited for the indigo disk that i am Physically Vibrating at all times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mercedeezbutts]

BYE HE LOOKS SO FINE HUSBAND HUSBAND PLEASE PLEASE IM SO EXCITED RFOR THIS MOVIE ICANNOT WAIT I CANNOT WAIT JANUARY 12 COME HERE FASTER

[thesoupman]

hoolyshittt dni this song isso good 🤤🤤my friendhas problemswith winter and autumnthey give him prescriptions theyshine brigth lightson him they say its genetic theysay he cant ehlp it theysay yoiu can catch it but sometimes youre bornwith it 🤤🤤🤤myfriend has spite hegets shakes inthe night and thgy say theres no way thatthey couldhave caught itintime takesits toll on himit is inherited predispositional 🤤🤤🤤allday ive been wonderign what isinside of me who can ibalme for it i say itruns in the family thjs familythat carries me to suchgreat lengths toopen my legs up to anyone wholl have me itsruns in the family i comeby it honestly do what youwant cause who knows it might fill me up me up me up me up meup meupfill me up me up me upme up🤤🤤myfreidnds depressed shes a wreck shessa mess thyve done all sorts of testsand they guess it has soemthing to do with her grandmothers grandfathers grandmothersaving civil war soldier who probably infectedher🤤🤤my friend has maladies ricketsand allergies thatshe dates back tothe 17th century somehow she manages inher misery shestrips inthe city andshares all her best tricks withme well imwell well imean ijm inhell well istill have my health at least thatswhat they tell me 🤤if wellness is this what in hellsname is sickness but business is business and business runs inthe family🤤🤤🤤🤤we tendto bruise easily bad in theblood 🤤🤤im telling youcause i jstwant you to know me know meand my family were wonderful folks justdont get too close causeyou might knock me upmeup me up me up me up 🤤knock me upo me upme up me up me up me up🤤🤤🤤 mary have mercy now look what ive done but dont blame me because i cant helpwhere i come from agnd running is something that weve always done wellamd mostly icant even tell what imrunnign from 🤤runfrom the city from responsibility runfrom the country and runfrom the city🤤🤤ican run from the law i canrun from mysefl i can run from my lifei can run into debt 🤤ican run from it all i can run tillim gone i can run for the office and run for my cause ican run using every last ounceof energy i cannot icannot i cannot runfrom my family🤤🤤🤤🤤 theyre hidign inside of mecorpses on ice come in if youd like but just dont tell my family🤤 theydnever forgive me theyd say that im crazy butthey would say anything if itwould shut me up🤤🤤🤤shut meup 🤤🤤🤤shut meup me up me up me up me up meup meup🤤🤤🤤 shutme up me up me up me up meup me up🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

I am madly in love aitj you

. A concert foryou my wheen.

I'm aw man i forgot my water. The songn is starting wait. Im thirsty but ther TOWJJMPS I A WEEKIBET YOU THINK THSTS PRETTY FLEBER DOMT YOU BOYY j aantmy water FLYING ALONG THE MOTOROECSYWATCHINF THE GRLUND BENEATH YOU DROP?? YOUD MILL YOURSELF FOR RECOGNITOM?? MILLYOURSELF TL ENVER EVER START ple i ewant my eate YLUVE BROKENA NOTHER MIRROR THENING INTO SKMETTHINF YOUA RE NOT im so thristy fuck DONT LEAVE ME HIGHHHHHHHHH DONT LEAVE ME DRYYYYYY im dry i want my WAYER OFNTKEAVE ME DHIGIHHHHHHHH . FONT LEAVE ME SRY. ok theres music ji got my water

Yayy :3 🎸🎸🎸🎸

Drying upand COMEBEDYPU WILL BE THE OME CANNOT TALK?? i dk the lyrics ALL YOUR INSIDE FALL TO PUEEV YOU JUST SITTING YOU COULD STILL

Mame loveTHEIRRS THE ONESHWOLL HATE YOU WHEN YOU THINK YOU WORLD UP?? i dont know the fucking lyrics THEYRE THE ONES WHOSIT TYPU WILL SCREAMING OUTTTT DONT LEAVE ME HIGHHHHHHH DONT LEAVE ME DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SONT LEAVE ME HIGHHHHHHHHHJHHHH DONT LEAVE ME DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸kitten i dont know the freaking lyrics im just typing what i hear golly goshj

Freak mode activated

OHHJ ITS THE BEST THAT YOU EVER AHDT THE BETS THAT YOU EVER EVER HADDDD ITS THE BEST THATYOUVE EBER HAD THE BEST YOU HAVE HAD HAS GONE AWAYYY SO DONT LEAVE ME HIGHHHHHHHHHJHHHHH DONR LEABE ME DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDOMT LEABE ME HIGHHGHHBHGHHHHHH . DONT LEAVE ME DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DOKT LEAVE ME HIGH!!-!!!!!!!DONT LEAVE ME HIGHHH DONT LEAVE ME DRY .

[themidnightcleric]

TW death, transphobia, blatant suicidality, ableism, terrible thoughts u should not indulge

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..I actually don't think no one loves me. I just fundamentally believe they're wrong and will inevitably be disappointed when they discover I am a husk person not a real human being and that's my fate and believe or not most of this is related to ADHD bc I can't fix it or stick with anything and all the meds make me sick so I feel doomed to do fuck all until I rot and die. Every time I get hopeful my body betrays me. Fucking MCAS.

Icannot emphasize enough that I will take myself out of at least run off into the woods to try and live like an animal, if something does not change in the next 2 years to make it possible for me to exist in society. Like getting disability j guess would help. I am a dog. Not a person. I cannot give anymore.

it is not worth living this way. Every day is an endless punishment for all the things I cannot do and at this point the pit is so deep i will not get out.

And so like posting in this way and alienating myself are a way of pushing everyone out but simultaneously hoping somehow the cry for help will reach someone who can genuinely help me. I know this isn't me, this isn't the bigger spirit that animates me speaking this is the thing that wants to kill me, but can't even show itself to the people who say they love me. We have seen too much and the desire to destroy something significant is getting stronger. I guess this is an admission I understand su*cide bombers and crave going out burning a bank or a church or a detention center. simultaneously a desperate plea for someone to show me some kind of other way that isn't this plodding, hesitating half life. Two of my friends before I left my home state told me I should have been dead by now. I know what they meant and it's great I am alive but I don't see a future other than death. It's so close, so intimate. I go to sleep with death every night waiting for her. The funny thing is not many people I know closely have died. If they had it actually might be easier like I could live for them. But instead it feels like I'm the one who is supposed to die. I live with that every day and I know I'm not the only one but with everything that's happening I no longer can believe things will get better. I'm just trying to do as much good as I can before it comes for me. I don't see anyone who really needs me here. Or wants me bad enough to merit staying. Like it's all pipe dreams, could have beens, obligations. Fake. In the clouds.

I haven't been real since I was a kid.

I'm sorry y'all. I'm really sorry. I don't know if it will even matter when it happens. Like a candle burning out. Who is gonna notice beyond another little wave of sad posts. Currently I'll probably be buried by my family as a woman. They'll say it was inevitable. I was always so mentally unwell. Kill me and blame me for it.

I have so many ideas and so much passion but no discipline for it and frankly I feel like a piece of paper god put a sketch on and crumpled up and threw away. Like that episode of Gravity Falls where Dipper clones himself and there's a Glitch Dipper who everyone sort of feels bad for until he dies. Two headed calf. All I have ever tried to be is kind while people saw more in me than I could give or sustain. At least I got to see the stars.

My soul is good but it can't live here on this plane right now. It doesn't want to. All the people I love are fighters who metabolize everything into medicine and power for the future or at least stick around hedonistically. I am not built like that. I find no pleasure in pleasure. I am weak and too fragile to exist by myself and at every turn am reminded of this. I try to play it off as kink or funny but really, I don't think anyone can survive the level of self erasure that my system has developed.

My friend keeps telling me to play Disco Elysium but it's 40 dollars and I have to save all my $ for gas and credit card payment. To be responsible. Why do I even fucking care. I'm scared if I stop caring anymore I will just let go and become fully catatonic.

Hopefully this is rock bottom and somehow I will bounce up into a new perspective tomorrow. I pushed myself into burnout because all this messaging online about Palestine and genocide is like you aren't doing enough and that really really works against my ability to do anything like the PDA I cannot help and have been fighting my whole life to just like, brush my teeth. I can't watch these people beg for help and so many turn away in hatred and then not even make phone calls. I am trying to look for the helpers but I think the fascists want to kill all of us.

It's gonna take a miracle to get through this winter. I wish I could show somebody how desperate I feel. The pills are right there. I never get rid of them. I could do it tonight. But I won't.

I don't know how long you have to scream for help. I don't think it helps anyone. People fall down the spiral. Maybe there is something to live for for others but for me, it's all conjecture. I have full responsibility to bring about everything that I could live for. If I give up, it doesn't happen. If I give up, the good things in this world go on without me. No one ever knew me really. I feel so fundamentally separated & invisible.

I'm mad I feel this way and am wasting my life talent and time. I am tired of being depressed and low key a shitty friend. I am ready for God to take me and use me for some new form of life that has a fighting chance to be something.

If only that weren't just a delusion. I wanted my life to mean something and leave a mark but at the end of the day this voice tells me it's not even worth that, that no one will remember me.

Pathetic. Jesus. How do you fight this.

I'm tired.

I'll keep fighting another day at a time. But there's no way to be okay right now. I have to live with this person the world has made me into and let go of who we could have been with more love.

[redhead-reporter]

🌟 💯 🎀✨ 💫😊💖 ☀️ ❤️🌺

LITERALLY ALL OF THEM BABE YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR

º ✧ 。 small symbols of KINDNESS with @wormholxtreme !

🌟 ― i love how you portray your muse(s) 🎀 ― i love your aesthetic / graphics 💯 ― your headcanon posts are always on point ✨ ― i love the way you write 💫 ― i enjoy writing with you 😊 ― i enjoy talking to you 💖 ― you seem like a genuinely nice person ☀️ ― your posts always bring me joy ❤️ ― you're one of my favorite blogs 🌺 ― simply admiring you from afar

ahhhh ?! you ANGEL 🥹 out here tryna make me cry on a monday night, huh ? in front of all these PEOPLE ? because if that's your game ... it's working ❤️ i really cannot express how grateful i am for how welcoming and wonderful you've been to me in the time we've been mutuals - i have LOVED getting to know you and your muses, you're such a gem, and icannot wait for so much more chaos in the future

[melissa-titanium]

IM LITE R;AL YLL;Y ; GIOIU GNTO CR;Y ILVOE UOU YORKI ILVOE ANS;WERING QUETIONS OM G OM GOMG OK WAIT HOLDO;N.

HE WAS THE PILOT (NOT SQUAD LEADER JUST TH PILOT) OF HIS SQUAD AND ENDED UP CRASH LANDING SO BADLY IT LITERALLY KILLED EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE SHIP (or. so they Thought...) AND. M SPECIFICALLY HAD FALLEN OUT OF THE SHIP BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HIT THE GROUND AND LIKE. FELL LIKE A COMET (hence his title by the worker drones, "the comet") INTO A MOUNTAIN AND COMPLETELY FUCKING DECIMATED THE ENTIRE PLACE. THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE SQUAD WERE. Q AND U . AND A WORKER DRONE NAMED ENID WHO WAS REPURPOSED AS A . LIKE. MECHANIC/HEALER DRONE . M WAS LIKE. SUPER FUCKED UP FROM THE CRASH HE DIDN'T Q U IT E DIE BUT EXPERIENCED A SEVERE HARDWARE DAMAGE WHICH RESULTED IN A REPEATED FATAL MELTDOWN WITHOUT FULLY DEACTIVATING SO HE HAD TO LIKE. CONSTANTLY CONSUME OIL AND REPLACE HIS OWN BODYPARTS WITH DDS AND WORKER DRONES HE KILLED TO LIKE. N OT D IE FROM HIS BODYPARTS C O NST A NTL Y ME L TI N G. SINCE HIS HARDWARE IS SOOO SO FUCKED UP IT ALSO MESSED WITH HIS SOFTWARE SO HE FUNCTIONED OFF OF LIKW. THE MOST BA S IC ESSENTIAL PARTS OF HIS CODING FOR 5 YEARS UNTIL HIS. SQUADMATE ENID WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AS A SOLVER DRONE FOUND HIM. BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. AND PERFOR;MED O P EN HEA R T SURG;ER Y ON HIM TO FIX HIM . since she basically lost all of her proper equipment it was a bunch of bullshitting with the parts from all the thousands of dead drones he kept in his mountain-den where he crashed so he wasnt repaired PE R FE C TLY but it did still work . AND THEN THEY LIKE. HUNG OUT FOR A LITTLEBIT imsorry holy shit igot way off track BASICALLY HE CRASH LANDED. GOT FUCKED UP. THEN GOT REPAIRED. his MOST differing feature is the fact that. unlike n and v and j . he never had a worker drone counterpart. so hes like very blunt and has no interest in social shit and hes like. literally built to kill . he only develops some form of social interest through interactions with his squadmate,s. specifically enid.THATS WHY HES A BITCH BECAUS;E ENID IS A BIT; CH

PROT T Y PE OMG OMG OKWAIT . IM SO FUCKING SERIOUS HE WAS. THAT WAS HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LORE HE WAS A PROTOTYPE DD LIKE V1. HE WAS ACTIVELY BA SE D OF FOF V1 IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING ICANNOT BELIEVE YOU PEGGED THAT RIGHT AWAY. he isnt anymore but. gi g gl. e.. ss .s .. s. s.]

HE. hm. hm. okay. he's VERY warm. like at his absolute best, he's a little uncomfortably warm. at his worst he'd set you on fire. he squeezes a little tighter than necessary and he's very gangly and sharp in places that probably wouldnt be fun to touch. BUT when hes wearing his trench coat he's probably much cozier. his coat is insulated and covers almost all of his top half & arms so most of his sharpness is gone and he's not uncomfortably hot. so it kind of depends. if he is Naked (usually naked) he would not be comfortable to hug. if he is Clothed (rare occurrence) he would be more comfortable to hug.

HIS HWISKERS ARE MADE OUT OF THE .THE. FUCK. OH MY GOD.

FIBER OPTIC WAND MATERIALS. EXCEPT THEY CONDUCT HEAT AND ENERGY TO ALLOW FOR EASY DATA TRANSFER AND SENSOR RECEPTION . GIGGLE.

AND HE IS. LIKE. W A Y FUCKING TALLER THAN A BUNCH OF OTHER DDS. due to his limbs being maaaaaaad distended and warped he was ALREADY tall before but he got even fucking taller after. i hc average dd height as like, roughly 6' ... but M is probably 8' or higher . hes like fucking HUGE i cannot emphasize this enough

THA NKL UOU S O M U; CH FOR ASK IN G I L ove; i lo ;' ilove. oc. lore. if you ever get a md oc plea;seple. can they be friend;s

MINOR M REDESIGN :))

[tinkonka]

i cannot wait for this week to be over. icannot wait for christmas holidays and not going to school until Feb. I Cant Wait to do nothing for basically 2 months straight 

[cutebutstillsingle]

Here’s a thing people do.  It’s like the minute the relationship hits a speed bump, they’re like “fuck it, this shit is done”.  #OverIt.  #ICannot.  #ThisIsToxic

Yeah, uh, good luck with that mentality-- chances are, you haven’t even made it to the point where real problems even start coming your way.  Your first 3 problems in any relationship are like  ‘can you agree on the same restaurant, tolerate waiting for the reservation to begin, and choose a drink without calling it off?    Because the menu hasn’t even been brought to the table. The burners of the stove haven’t even been turned on, and you’re already about to walk. 

So here’s what I learned from two of my past relationships.  

Exhibit A: the problem-less relationship.  Me and dude never, ever had problems and we never, ever argued.  It was literally, from my perspective, 100% good until it came to an abrupt end one day.  Me and this dude literally seemed to get along like best friends.  All we ever did was hang out, be in each other’s company, go on adventures together, talk, have fun, and have consistently good sex.  I have some amazing memories from this relationship because literally 100% of our encounters together were positive.  Until the day he came to my door and suddenly was like “I can’t date you anymore”, and had no reason to share, and disappeared back into the ether after about a year of being together.  

What I learned is that you MUST encounter problems together as a couple.  It’s not even a thing you want to minimize or avoid-- you want them.  And you need to see how the person responds, how both of you respond, when one finally comes.  

And also, 

Exhibit B: my other ex.  Shit with us was also 1000% good, until things got really really bad in life circumstances for both of us, and the circumstances started to bring major problems.  When the problems came, I got so afraid (history of unresolved trauma over here that I’ll disclose in a future post) that I was like “eff this-- I expect this one to dump me just like the last one it took me forever to recover from.   I’m not gonna be a sitting duck waiting for bullets to fly”. 

This clusterfvck of coincidental problems represented one of the lowest points of my adult life, to date.  We both lost our jobs, I had watched countless other things unexpectedly vanish from my reality, my aunt died from cancer-- it was unbelievably bad.  It was my “Job” season, if you read the Bible.   

My ex was literally the only positive thing still in my life, TBH, other than my house, my car, my health, and a rapidly dwindling bank account.  But my ex couldn’t even really be there for me emotionally because he had his own problems to face.  I had never even told him about like 3/4ths of all of the problems I was actually facing based on how he responded to just hearing about like, two of my problems, while dealing with his own.  

So in an impulsive, fear-driven moment,  I stupidly decided to take the wheel, pull hard to the left, and destroy the entire vehicle.  I dumped him, when I should have just eased onto the brakes, asked him if we could slow things way down, and given myself the time to assess the situation and deal with all of my problems... while still technically staying with him.  I was terrified the he would never accept me and want to stay with me knowing I was bringing all these problems to the table (even if pretty much all of them were beyond my control).  

We live in a “all or none”, “no toxic relationships allowed”, “cancel culture” modern reality as of 2020.  This is like the anti-negativity era, to the Nth degree.  We’re all on guard for red flags.  Red flags.  Oohpp--that’s a red flag.  Gone.  Cut it.  Red flag: I’m out.  Red flag: Game over.  Red flag: dump him.  Red flag: leave her.  Red flag: get outta there. Red flag: it’s best to cut them off completely.  She’s negative? Red flag.  She’s sad? Red flag.  She’s emotional?  Red Flag.  Red flag? Red light.  

But actually I would now advise everyone who is still single that next time you’re in a relationship... when the problem(s) hit, don’t rush to throw the baby out with the bath water.  Unless you are receiving undeniable physical or emotional abuse, just exercise the always-available freedom to slow the relationship the hell down.  Take a huge, huge pause, a huge deep breath, and let’s all learn to re-label what we want to call “red flags” as “yellow lights”.  When you encounter a ‘yellow light problem’, never hesitate to exercise your liberty to slow shit way the fuck down.  You are free to slow things down how ever slowly they need to be slown.  I just made up a word.  But do not think that every time a problem hits, you have to stop.  

When you over-respond to a problem, you could be throwing away something that had the potential to become amazing, and had the potential to grow you inwardly into someone with better character if you had just slowed down and taken the time to observe and diagnose the issues.  

There are some non-negotiable always red flags:  a) anything harmful or abusive, yes, that’s an actual red flag.  Do not let yourself be abused by substance addictions, emotionally, verbally, or physically, ever.  Do not let yourself be in the company of a psychopath or a sociopath.  Do not let yourself get cheated on or swindled.  Heal yourself from depression that leads to self-harm.  All of these are forms of abuse.  

and b) the fact that people are only willing to take the time to repair something broken they truly truly cannot part ways with.  So if they aren’t willing to slow down with you, assess with you, diagnose with you, and solve/repair yellow-light level problems with you, or if they’re willing to part ways with you and do not have an about-face in 24 hours or less, then yes.  That yellow light is allowed to become the red light special that isn’t the kind TLC talked about.  

Just don’t always think you have to rush from green to red, is my point.  If the two aforementioned kinds of problems are not your problems, chances are they’re yellow-light, solvable problems.  “If we can fix this we can continue onward, maybe stronger than before” problems.  And a couple who can make it through those, over, and over, and over, is the kind of couple that doesn’t end up single again. 

[sawthetruthinme]

i cannOT WAIT FOR DUAS ALBUM. she is making incredible pop music and icaNNOT WAIT. to hear the whole album 😛😛😛

[thompsborn]

going to make a list of my reactions under the cut because i want to. do not press read more unless you want to see spoilers for the end of the main storyline in the game!!

“it’s you and me harry, just like we always wanted” the fact that that’s an actual line is driving me insane and i’m already about to cry and nothing has happened to make me cry yet

if harry dies i’m jumping off a bridge btw

wait how is this going to work?? bc peter is luring harry/venom away and miles is staying to clear the symbiotes and mj is going in to get the meteorite WHO AM I GONNA PLAY AS IS IT GONNA SWITCH BETWEEN ALL THREE ??

OK STARTING WITH MJ GOT IT

mj with a gun is always a win in my book tbh

“just a normal rock…. that can also end the world” that’s the spirit mj u GOT THIS

MJ AGAINST A FUCKING SYMBIOTE BEHEMTOH ARE U KIDDING

help i already died and its been 2 seconds

IM SO SCARED I KEEP PAUSING LMAO

I DID IT AND ONLY FIED ONCE

ok back to venomharry and peter oh god im so afraid i am So afraid

have not died as peter yet but i am pausing because im SAD

ok anyways time to keep going

nvm i died so i paused again to eat some chili and try not to cry bc i am so SCARED that harry is going to DIE i cant handle that !!! i am afraid

but i am finishing this game tonight 100% no matter what so once i finish my chili we’re trucking on no matter the potential heartbreak

i died again

YO WHAT THE THCK

fuckigngnd WINGS??? VENOM HAS WINGS NOW ??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

THATS TUCKING INSANE LOOKING AND SO COOL BUT ALSO TERRIFYING WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT FUCK IS HAPPENING

ok sorry i forgot to do this but MILES AGAINST VENOM HARRY WAS INSANE and now peter and mj are back and hARRU CAN SEE HIM AND I IMMEDIATELY WANTED TO SOB SO I PAUSED AGAIN TO TRY AND MENTALLY PREPARE MYSELF FUCKING HELL IH GOD

NOO NOT HARRY BEEAKING THROUGH AND TRYING TO ASK VENOM TO LEAVE OETER ALONE OH MY GOD I CANT DO THIS

“FIGHT HARRY FIGHT” “I CANT IM DONE YOU HAVE TO—“ HAROLD OSBORN IF UOU GIVE UP IM GOING TO RIP THE UNIVERSE IN HALF WORH MY BARE FUCKGIN HANDS DONT YOU FUCKGJNG DARE

ok hi i paused again because the fuckgin raw pained desperation in peter’s voice while screaming “HARRY PLEASE” i i i icannot i cannot

“lets heal the world pete together” im gonna scream im in tears i cant do this guys

HEY NO

NO!!! NO!!!! NO PETER JUST SAID I LOVE YOU AND IF THIS IS A GOODBYE I LOVE YOU THEN IM GOING TO ACTUALLY COMMIT A FELONY

HARRY JUST SMILED AND DIDNT SAY IT BACK AND THEN BIOM?? BOOM??? METEORITE BOOM??? IS HARRY OSBORN STILL ALIVE

NO FUCK

MILES SAVE HIM PELASE

PLEASE

MILES PLEASE MILES MILES MILES

OH MY GOD IM SOBBING I FUCKGIFN SOBBING HARRYS ALOVE MILES SAVED HIM HARRY OSBORN IS ALIVE

deadass i have Many Tears On My Face

miles helping peter carry harry to the ambulance bc peter is so fucking hurt and weak i cant

this game is so fucking good

UH FUCK YOU NORMAN FOR YELLING AT PETER “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM” SAVED HIM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

wait no harry’s in a coma now ??? TRACES OF BRAIN ACTIVITY??? oh hod oh jesus christ

is this how norman’s gonna green goblin himself is he gonna blame spidey while trying to find another cure for harry

THE G-SERUM OH FUCKING CALLED IT

mj !!!! MJ!!!!!!!! THE NEW NORMAL!!! YES BITCH FUCK YES FUCK YEAH MJ FUCK YEAH

omg rio hailey ganke miles peter and mj all at may’s house i i. i. AND PETER DONATING STUFF FROM MAYS HOUSE AND

ok but what about miles’ essay

OH MY GOD NO PETER W THE EMILY-MAY FOUNDATION SET UP IN THE GARAGE IM

i have been nonstop crying for literally actually 15 minutes

HUH???? peter talk to miles abotu what ??

GO BE PETER PARKER FOR AWHILE

the hug ))):

WAIT SO IS PETER TAKING A STEP BACK FROM SPIDER-MAN THEN ???? LIKE IS HE FULLY RETIRING OR JJST TAKING A BREAK??

there has to be more

NOOOO WHAT THATS THE END???

there’s gotta be an end credit scene with that god damn g-serum

WAIT OKAY WHILE THE CREDITS PLAY HERES MY THEORIES FOR THE NEXT (assumedly) GAME:

another couple years timeskip, right? norman has been trying to perfect this g-serum for harry and bc they’re related he has to test it on himself or volunteers bc their relation means testing it on himself will give the best results or some shit like that, and it goblin-ifies him. he blames spider-man for not properly saving harry and green goblin goes after spidey as a result. at this point peter has not done any spidey-ing around since the end of this second game other than consulation stuff with miles to help miles out. miles has been working as new york’s only spider-man. peter has grown emily-may maybe not to a perfected degree but it’s successful and he’s making a living trying to better the world in the ways he always dreamed about with harry prior to the spider bite. on the side he’s been trying to put together his own cure for harry. maybe norman uses the g-serum on harry as well or maybe he doesnt but either way the green goblin(s?) become such an issue that peter has to put the suit back on for the first time in forever to 1. help miles 2. save the city 3. stop norman and 4. hopefully use his own cure to save harry

OK CREDITS ARE OVER

END CREDIT SCENE I KNEW IT WHATS HAPPENING

lol watch the end credit scene completely destroy my theory already

OTTO ??? THE DOC OF OCK????

NORMAN IS ASKING OTTO WHO THE SPIDER MEN ARE

“they ruined my son” NO THEY DIDNT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT THE FUCKING SYMBIOTE TO USE IN THE FIRST PLACE

“GOOD” DAMN OTTO HOLY FUCK

“what are you writing” “the final chapter” HUH???? oh god no is this gonna lead to another sinister six but with norman oh jesus christ

THAT WAS SO GOOD THIUGH OH NY GOD

ANOTHER SCENE !!! MILES

OH FUCK THATS RIGHT

WHO IS RIO DATING WHO IS IT IS THE GAME GONNA TELL US

Awww hi hailey!! i love her sm

HIS ESSAY!!!

i love them im gonna cry

AWWW BABIES SMOOCHING I LOVE THEM

DOOR KNOCK ????

WHO IS THE GUY

ALBERT ??

DAUGHTER CINDY????????

LIKE CINDY MOON???

idk much about cindy moon to be fair i need to do some research into the comics and start reading more of them BUT LIKE ?? IS IT CINDY MOON?? IT HAS TO BE RIGHT???

holy shit. ok.

im done now and i’ve done basically all of the side quests but im gonna try to platinum the game before going to be but its 8:45 and i wake up at 4:30 so we’ll seeee lmao

ruh roh

[austennerdita2533]

accidental-rambler replied to your post “Day 1: Crossovers/Fusions”

ICANNOT WAIT TO READ THUSfg' i MEANT: I cannot wait to read this!

Lol I’m going to interpret your misspelling as excitement and then pray you aren’t disappointed when you finally read it haha.