#i cannot resist the bait u dangle rosekiller in front of my face and i am going to bark and bite xoxo

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☕️ rosekiller

choosing violence today i see. lulling me into a false sense of security w drarry and then activating my secret hater killswitch huh. well alright boys lets get into it lets all come down to the swamp and play in the mud i guess.

disclaimer that everything i'm about 2 say is just me being a hater. i am not going to crawl onto any moral high ground and act as though people should or shouldn't like this ship, bc personally i think everyone should just do whatever they want. but what i want to do right now is be a hater <3 please do not enter my swamp if u are unwilling to see me bark and bite

fuck OFFFFFFF with rosekiller goddammit i hate this ship SO much. the way i feel about rosekiller is the same way i feel about people who say that new york style is better than chicago style pizza (blinding and irrational rage over something that, objectively, does not matter one bit)

i just think this ship is so STUPID. who caresssss about evan rosier and barty crouch junior??? evan rosier is a paper doll background death eater in canon and everything that makes barty an interesting villain is shit that all these rosekiller lovers ignore!!! like WHAT is there to care about here. what am i supposed to be enjoying. rosekiller just seems like a bunch of people plucking two characters out of canon, scrubbing away everything except their names, and then turning them into two more flushed-away rat men to salivate over. BORING. also i feel like rosekiller marks this shift into everyone suddenly deciding that every ship needs a ~pretty~ name which i am also a hater about!!! just smush the names together!!! if it's ugly live in ur shame with it barty crouch junior/evan rosier is an ugly ship so it makes sense for it to have an ugly name!!!

phew. ok. now that i have gotten all that off my chest i will admit that i HAVE seen iterations of rosekiller that i enjoy. however that has only ever been the case when i read stories that include them by writers i like where the writers are essentially turning them into ocs and just doing a very good job with it (and thus forcing me to curse their names for a thousand years for making me like rosekiller in any universe). for example i do enjoy what soph's got going on with rosekiller in kyd and of course everything happening in bury a friend by my dearest liv was just delectable <3 HOWEVER. i would never seek out and read a rosekiller fic and in general i will hiss and spit it anyone brings that ship anywhere within five feet of me.